Officer Trophy Wife Cheats on Hubby with Sergeant | VET Tv
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- Опубліковано 16 гру 2021
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Episode 3 of KDL Season 2
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What would you do if you ended up on Military Spouse Swap?
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Probably just use administrative violence and the Popp method of dyvorce
Don't want a spouse and don't need one. No tag chaser is gonna get my magic green paper.
@@coldbluesteel9946 Ata Boy
join the ukrainian military ;)
Welllllll....the NCO's wife would be one DXed dependa as soon as I could safely pop smoke!
The enlisted wife was so spot on it was scary!
They did a good job, but they didn't get it completely right. There was no scene with her in the commissary, wearing sweat pants with a period stain in the back. Oh, and she should have threatened to call the Colonel's 1st Sgt at some point.
@@tidefanyankee2428 what commissary or base you visiting lmao 😂
@@TheMarioMen1 I've seen what I described in many, take your pick.
I agree with you sir
@@tidefanyankee2428 What Colonel you ever seen has a 1st Sgt? Come on they’re Battalion commanders you knowing CSMs with them. You must’ve meant Captain.
She opened the door, "Yea I already signed up for direct deposit", I died
That's what she'd WANT lol
No, she didn't
COL reading a leadership book ignoring his wife. LMAO
He’s not worried about her, because he’s banging his LCpl admin clerk at the office.
Holy shit, reminds me of my dad and his 'pearls of wisdom' lectures. Not the mom part though, thankfully.
Just don’t suck start a 12gauge over a cheating spouse! Words of a wise man!
The best way to get over someone is to get under or on top of someone else
@@TheNightOwl11683 far too many good Marines Soldiers Sailors have painted the wallpaper with their own greymatter over some dependa cheaters
Yeah don't suck start it just do yourself a favor and make sure the front end is pointed at the cheating spouse before you start it.
You’re not fucking lying…
Start suck the spouse for sure though
I love that tammy is in this, shes the perfect fit for a dependa hahaha
she is gr8'
And by "dependa haha", he means "dependapotomus."
🤣🤣🤣
Crazy thing is when I was in we had a neighbor named Sammy and she legit looked and sounded like the brunette version of Tammy.
I know right!
100%
Watching this made me laugh but it also pissed me off at the same time. The problem is that the military takes serious relationships and turns them into parodies in real-time. You'll come home from deployment and find out your wife has locked you out of your own home and is sleeping with some guy in your bed. When you confront her about it, she'll take out a restraining order and file for divorce. Once she has taken half your money and caused you to lose most of your friends after convincing everyone of what a terrible guy you are, she'll ask you to take her back because she blew through all the divorce money.
That's not just the military, that's women in general
Stop getting married.
I always tell anyone in the military that is going in or new to learn from my mistake and never ever under any circumstances get married in the military! This is not just a possibility, it's going to happen
@@noneya3679 If the military wanted you married, they would have issued you one.
That's just how women are these days
Absolutely COULD NOT get a better portrayal of the SSG’s wife!! Trailer trash Tammy was born for that role!!!
The chick playing the dependapotamus was crazy funny lol, just like the real deal lol. This is great, I love it.
Chelcie Lynn
Former Army Special Forces. This thing actually happens alot, trust me i know but i'm over it. Currently out here chilling with my real family my new wife and her son and 2 dogs. Me and her son get along, like he's my own.😎👍
Yo that's a beautiful life story. I appreciate that and enjoy your life brother.
That's awesome to hear. Love your son and take good care of him!
Heck yeah man 👍
Lol sound like my dad
Former Marine. Glad to hear, fellow servicemembers are doing well after the service.
As a 22 yo Corporal I was picked up at a bar by a gal in her early thirties near Camp Lejune. I'm in her car and she tells me to duck when we get close to her house. She pulls in the garage and we go in the house. There are pics all over the place of her and her hubby who was a Gunny. I felt bad but she was my ride home so I did what I had to...
Bruh
@@mikahong That's nothing imagine dating a woman who is actually married but she never tells you. There are wayyyyyy worse stories about cheating wives that some poor souls were roped in.
@@ErikPT I mean like I said many ppl scam foreigners. It's a very common case here in the Philippines. Husbands are either abusive or looking the other way if it means potential $$$. No disrespect to my fellow countrymen but I cant deny the reality.
If your story is true, and you engaged in an intimate or otherwise inappropriate relationship with her knowing she was married then you sir are a Grade A POS. As for the woman, she is a damned succubus.
The crazy thing is this really happens in the Military lol
Seriously ? I can't imagine this really happening.
@@rahulkumar-hz5xt bruh
@@rahulkumar-hz5xt there are secret swing parties sssssshhhhhhhh!
@@christopherh6431 oh no my guy… they may have told you that but I promise you those weren’t strap ons that were pegging you! Never fall for the blindfold 😂🤦🏼♂️
What's even crazier is that this isn't even crazy. This is pretty normal or abnormal depending on how you look at it.
The colonel with no combat patch is killing me lmao
I remember back in the day when I was an E-4 and snuck away in the motor pool to take a leak behind a truck during an FRG event (long story). Looked up and saw the CDR's wife smoking and staring at me the whole time. She smiled and gave me a wink. 21 year old me was too scared at the time to pipe that. If only I could time travel....
That would have been a killer story man...I feel blue balled for you! Lol
She knew you were in a stalemate lol.
The enlisted man, the officer's wives "forbidden fruit".
Many memories like that in my twenties.....live n learn
Part of the fun was probably her knowing you wouldn't do anything.
I have herd many an officer say "I'm an officer I can afford it. " The only fake part about this was the wife swap news crew. You didn't need to sign up to wife swap. You more of just found out after the fact that it had allready happened.
What's with the wife swap crap? It's fucking weird.
She’s deserves a damn academy award for that dependa performance!!!!! I’ve never seen a more perfect acting job.
“I’m about to bust!!”
“Ima go make a toaster strudel you want one?”
God damn this shits hilarious
“I get it he died honorably” 😂 that’s so fucked
Dude I'm a Lance corporal Marine and was given a handy in a bar by a captains wife in the Navy. But I had to decline anything further due to a possible NJP. Officers wives love the enlisted for some reason. I love your channel.
Ereeehhhh
i was not aware the navy had colonels there, Lance.
@@aprilgeneric8027My bad. I meant captain. In the Marines the same insignia is colonel. The naval ranking system is bizarre in comparison to Marine Corps. I fixed the typo lol.
Enlisted guys are forbidden fruit for the officer's wives.
@@tidefanyankee2428 staff nco wives same same
The military has a spouse swap program… it’s called deployment
Love that the colonel brought his golf clubs with him.
4 NJP’s and still made E-6? Damn! That soldier’s a rock star!
Woke Libs: Everyone gets a trophy!
Jody: Everyone gets a go with the trophy!
Good laugh - my ex-wife (newlywed) literally got a thank-you note from another squadron after I returned from a 6 month deployment to Japan that then turned into Desert Shield/Storm for another 7 months. Blessed to have a good Command Master Chief and friends back home who got me OUT of that marriage upon return... she was gone and I kept my MONEY and Sanity.
I once spent a night in the county jail with my entire fireteam thanks to my soldier's crazy wife. Good times.
Do tell! Sounds like an amazing time!
Speech speech speech speech! May have to turn reply notifications on for this one.
Dude don't drop a bombshell without giving us the tea.
Hooah!
What's the story? Cmon
I love how he marked his territory!
That's....one way to put it
another way to put it is that the they both screwed eachother's wives
Well the officer kinda got r4p3d
@@robinderoos1166 Which one though?
@@robinderoos1166 pretty much yeah, nobody really considers that context unless the genders were reversed, but yeah thats what happened lol...
He must've stole those clubs from an AF colonel on the way over.
sheeeeit, even chairforce enlisted play golf
@@mannvsfood Damn right we do. What else are we gonna do with all that land they marked off for firing range?
Aside from the movie Jarhead, this is the most accurate portrayal of the military ive ever seen
I know this video is a throwback, regardless I shared this with a few “folks” at a “ship” who just got back from deployment-and cured their spicy sadness, thank you VETTV!
Lol the humor on this is real. No care for offense on people is the best kind. People never got mad at this type of comedy back on the day. Glad you brought it back.
Boy you might as well get fitted for camie's now hahaha!!! She was awesome in this!
“I get it, he died honorably.” 😂
I had flash backs to junior enlisted base housing and my friends house.
“I set up direct deposit, safe travels!” 😂😂💀💀
If the military wanted y'all to get married they would've issued spouses! Stay clear of the big M until free!
200% My route, fuck around and chill while in it then settle when I'm out.
Seen and heard far too much of this shit to attempt it...
Don’t get married in civilian life either!! Way overrated.
These just get better Everytime I watch them 😂
Right when I saw Tammy I got excited for this episode. 😂
No wife swap segment needed. This situation is very common. If you got kids, get a DNA test and have a mental health professional on stand-by.
Most of us aren't vets yet we love this shit lol
You are not wrong
Yet, yet
I was sent to an Officers house one time and his wife answered in full Dominatrix gear. I wasn't the expected guest. Awkward lol
lol this is great. You guys really do capture military culture well
Squaring away the entry way drew your attention to the potted plant 😂 the writing you guys!
One way to plant the "seed"
Trophy Wife? Must have been a participation trophy...
Jessica Mandala alone is worth a membership anywhere. Just simply wow.
Agreed
Ahh, life in Fayetteville...Brings back so many memories....
Damn I’m living that sergeants life
Mine is even worse damn
That full bird has a 1st Cav Patch but I promise there's no damn on post housing that nice for enlisted folks at Hood
We didn't have the budget for the set of District 9 so
@@VETTvchannel cheaper to film on location probably or find a shanty town that's close to the nearest set of railroad tracks.
@@VETTvchannel lower enlisted on-post housing at Hood its on par with a trailer park outside of Fort Bragg.
Barracks are nice there tho
Came across this totally by chance-never heard of it. At first I was WTF is this? Never been in the military so there’s plenty that goes over my head but mostly I’m busting a gut watching this stuff. This channel is funny AF! 😂
Obviously almost all female comedians are horrendous, but Chelcie Lynn is always on point, gritty, and hilarious.
Try Taylor Tomson. One of the very few female comics who is naturally hilarious. Doesn't make her stand up all about sex or anything like that. She actually has set up, good delivery and well placed punch lines.
You should watch Always Sunny. Kaitlyn Olsen is hilarious as fk
Who is the other female?
@@aliquidgaming1068 yooo whaattt 😂Taylor Tomson is horrendously unfunny
Having been through it and watching others. Why anyone would get married while in the military is beyond me...
For the same reasons we all joined in the first place...we're fucking morons
Basic housing, it seems all so easy esp as a kid.. like the American dream but way too quick. They get ahead of themselves because both sides cheating are still adolescent minded… time and time again
the character development 😅😅😅 this is ART
This is such BS...O-6 NEVER carries his own golf clubs lol GREAT VIDEO
32 chews got me.😂
Disgusting video truth served. Spouse cheating and dear Johns not joke. Nothing to glorify. Seen the aftermath.
That guy plays a TOD to perfection.
1:01 unopened quart of Fireball sitting on the counter LMAO!
Imagine if they really did this and how quick leadership will tighten tf up and treat our troops right
It does happen
Now everyone can understand why the officers and enlisted don't fraternize
Blew away my expectations.. I LoL’d
Haven't laughed this hard in a minute 🤣😂
Yooooo this was hilarious!! Lmfao 😂
One of my favorites the longer version was better at least when he walked in the door LOL you guys are too much
Hilarious!!!! That video was spot on!!!
Bro, how did I find this magical channel??? 😂😂😂😂 This shit has me seriously cracking up!!
Bro most married enlisted men have the most rattiest looking wives 😂
Please make more of these!!! 😂😂😂😂
every moment was gold
omg these officer and enlisted stereotype tropes are on point.
LMAO. Accurate on all accounts.
Omg. Lmao. That was spot on.
I wonder how many times 0:50-0:53 has been replayed so far.
or 11:05
That SUPER LIKE killed me
I dont know why this specific one was sent to me but it was a primer to help me stop thinking about a specific woman I had feelings for.
The first weekend after a unit deploys the E Club is packed!
Just found this video and This shit is gold
This has to be the best channel I’ve ever subscribed to 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@13:00 was about the most traumatic moment I’ve ever seen in a video ….
Really lol? Not when he j*Zoe’s on the plant? That was straight lynchian horror
Lmao 🤣 Rick tried to leave a day early 🤣🤣
Man I can't believe i'm just finding this VET tv.
"I don't even get the greeting of the day?" HAHAHA!!! I always f*ckin' hated that sh*t!!!
She's actually a top G ! And she has men that want her! She's funny confident and intelligent. Great 👍 content.
Lmfaoooo she has comedy content I forgot her name but her reels used to come up all the time and she captured the small town mood so god damn well
When he grabbed that second helping of hamburger helper-- I lost it!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
I didn’t know you guys started doing documentaries
The super like had me rolling
super funny. thanks.
Brad Rodgers, 6 Civilian kills 😂😂😂
Omg she’s the funniest 😂😂
I saw this a lot in the trailer park outside of Jacksonville NC.
Omg Chelcie Lynn! Great casting!
Best episode ever 😂😂😂😂😂
Why were all of my buddies wives fat when I was in the Corps?
They swallowed a lot of aggression...and pizza
So wholesome
Nice touch with the golf clubs, that's hilarious 2:46
This is so wrong.
I love it! 🤣
GAWD...I just don't know WHAT it says about me that I laughed hard at so much of this. I don't think I want to know either.😏
Jody says the same thing
Nailed it!
One time I was sent over to one of our younger members --on base home-- there was a small little path in between all the empty bags of fast food---kids running around in dirty diapers---I gave him 48 hours!!!!!! He did a good job cleaning up and not only did he give his kids a bath---him and his wife got cleaned up too!!!!!!! MARVELOUS!!!!!!! 😂❤😂
Offensive, yet on-point!
*A masterpiece.*
Ropes shot into the plant? It's like you read my diary... if I kept one.
Haven't written a word since I dropped out of 3rd grade to study Tire Theft with Uncle Ricky!
Jessica Mandala and Rachel Alig, I cherish you both for the THOUSANDS of dollars a year you are foregoing by resisting the temptation to go the OnlyFans route. 😅
soon
@@aceous99 I'll keep watching their videos, I'll just see them in a less glamorous light.
Sexy babes 👙
@1:20 🐷 has "tourette's of the elbow" as comedian & Veteran Terence Popp puts it! 🤣
Atleast everyone Is now happy😊