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Recruiters Fight over High Schoolers | VET Tv
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Episode 3 of Recruiters Season 2
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Thanks for making the bleeps loud enough for field artillery guys to hear.
roflmao
FIRE MISSION!
Yea like what lol
FARMISSON
Can't hear shit over my tinnitus
"you shoot guns, drive a tank and you're a pilot?"
Air Force A10 pilot: "I see no problem here"
LOL! That's a good point. A lot of fighter pilots do become forward air controllers and end up riding around in armored vehicles with the Marines or Army mechanized or scout units (and shoot guns). But the stolen valor prick in depicted here didn't know enough to pull that off. I know some hardcore milsim nerds (civies) however who could have pulled off that act, but being nerds, they lacked any skills in the art of seducing females. Most of them were also pricks who loved to argue about "what's realistic" with actual military combat veterans. You get these types a lot also in mil-sim airsoft groups. They always give veterans a big laugh.
@@wigon I know an older gentleman who lost his leg In the gulf of Mexico air controller then took a boat with a few sf guys and a few of the local militia boat got hit. His favorite thing to say is "my fucking leg is sitting somewhere in the gulf of Mexico and now the navy owns my new one"
@@wigon im a 17 year old who can go on all day about squad tactics, deployments, strategy, organization, logistics, vehicles, ammunition, artillery, mortars, and a whole fuck ton of shit. I like to imagine i make soldiers laugh at me. I want to join, yesterday a marine recruiter called me and i might join even tho i prefer a squad size of 9 rather than 3 or more fireteams like the marines. I got diagnosed with major depressive disorder and got put on zoloft about 3 months ago tho. I also did acid 4 times, mushrooms once and smoke weed everyday. Failing everything in school (not trying, not dumb). I should be able to get into marines if i get a GED, lie about the drugs and the depression. They should only find that if they look in my med records which to expect history of depression i would need to have a full section 8 type mental breakdown anyways
@@worlore1651 No matter how self-educated you are on all things military, do not bother if you can not ween yourself off of weed and stay away from other drugs. You will only end up ruining your life with a dishonorable discharge that will follow you around even in the civilian world (if an employer does a background check).
Trust me on this, the military would be a nightmare if you are dependent on weed. That being said, if you can stop, and are not reliant on any psychotropic medications, for me, completing Army Basic Training and AIT basically cured my depression as I came out with a massive self-esteem boost. You feel like you can accomplish anything in life after going through that as they tear you down and then build you back up. But like I said, if you decided to try to get in, do it right and don't undermine your own dreams.
@@wigon those reasons are what make me not want to play airsoft/paintball because of all the posturing. im a vet but i had a non combat MOS and I still miss shooting but the people out there dont make it fun they make it creepy and cringy. The one time I went I did super well on defense in our building bc lets face it, most Army training is static defense hence This We'll Defend, so I took out pretty much everyone coming in, but when we had to go on offence the training wasn't as viable tbh . I moved well but there was some shits I couldn't see.
Enlisted with the army, few days later got a call from the Marine recruiter and told him I was already recruited and he cursed my recruiters name
The opposite happened to me, except the army called not even ten minutes after I got dropped at the office to ship to Parris Island. My mom later told me when I got boot leave that he actually sounded hurt to hear that.
So I enlisted in the Army. Two of my buddies enlisted in the Marines. Their recruiter told them they were not allowed to be friends with anyone going into another branch.
@@ssgus3682hahaha
that's some low ball shit....The Navy and Army and Marine recruiters I knew? They would not talk in front of recruits. I am sure they busted each others ball in private...
I joined the army and in BCT I got a text from a reserve recruiter.
This couldn’t be more accurate of how recruiting actually is.
Pretend soldiers
Definitely not accurate
@@djustinfowler maybe not where you were. But in my area it was. So appreciate the opinion but don’t care much for it.
@@phillyphilly1076 unless you were a prior recruiter (which I was), I don’t think your opinion on the subject matters quite as much. SF, have a great day. Enjoy the holidays.
@@chriscornwall766 really? That recruiter must have been desperate af. We usually move on rather quickly, it’s all about numbers. The more contacts the more contracts.
"When does bad day after bad day become a bad life" I felt that lol Most relatable line
I remember my dad telling me "when there's more bad days then good ones, it's time to put them down."
I did three years as a Navy Recruiter in Chicago from 1990-93. The only other service recruiters we got along with were the Marines. Used to party with them like crazy, had the Staff Sergeant put some tequila in my coffee many mornings. This video was dead on the money 30 years ago. we would spend much time trying to qualify a marginal guy who wanted to join, chasing down medical documents, birth certificates. Great job on the memories.
I supported a recruiting command from 85 to 88 (NRD New Jersey). It was hell on earth until Top Gun came out. I swear, the most marginal guy in that command was coming in with 3 to 5 a month. Had one guy who came in with 13 in one month! All things being what thay were, that was shitty duty. I think we determined that 85% of the guys who were on recruiting duty didn't even want to be on recruiting, but, all of the shore billets were taken......you know what I mean...
Where was your location? I had a cousin who was recruited from a location off Division and Milwaukee. I think that was 1990.
That office was called Six Corners back then. I was down on North Ave and Pulaski for most of my time. Also Irving Park/Western, South Clark St (downtown) and Rockford.
This is HILARIOUS! Anyone who has ever worked in a recruiters office knows this feeling. But...JFC!! if you HAVE bleep words, do you have to crank them to 11 while the rest of the audio is at 3? Otherwise, fantastic vid!
This… I prefer my Artilery tenitious over those blasting beeps!
@@TJackSurvival 😂😂😂 yes!!!
Its for vets. Make sure they can hear the beeps so they know the commies dont like bad words and comedy
I nearly joined the Army out of high school to become a combat medic. Chose to be an EMT instead and I imagine it feels relatively similar in this crazy ass world. Sure you aren't being shot at but the injuries are just as horrific and the images never go away. Thank you to all serving both over seas and in the community.
When you get 2-3 calls a day......cause they OD yup the everyday life of am EMT its a common thing to see nasty shit but I consider you guys as heroes any day. I used to be a volunteer firefighter & let me tell you a lot of people will never understand it or even imagine what we all see.
@@drinny23la4 Shit, I didn't believe it myself until I saw it. Multiple GSW's, suicide by train. I've never seen a bomb victim but I imagine a train victim is a close representation. Our community really does feel like a war zone at times. Seems like shit is only getting worse. Glad I'm no longer an EMT, I should of gone into nursing haha
No it’s not the same fucking thing not even close.
@@TheInfantry98 it's the same job, still rescuing someone in need it's that simple.....either way wether you at war or not you'll still see DEAD HUMANS, yup & people who shot themselves I'm the head. 🤷♂️
There’s always one “i almost joined, we’re the same” clown
Before enlisting I asked my USAF recruiter what he did with low ASVAB scorers. He said he sent them down the hall to other services recruiters who were glad to get 'em. Fast forward fifteen years to my peers homesteading as recruiters who did the same. Shit's SOP since ancient Rome.
Most pretentious shit in the world minimum ASVAB for the Air Force is 36 and the Army/Marines is only 31, a mere 5 points. Are you saying you had enough kids score in that 5-point range to warrant a whole SOP? So glad I took my 93 ASVAB 130 GT and took my ass straight to the Marines who took me in and gave me a family.
Mate I pissed myself laughing at that 😂 thanks
where do you think the Navy and the Marines sent their low score people? The Marines are actully the highest asvab scores going. But, then again, now? They won't take low scores at all.....
You are full of it. The point range at any given time between any of the branches for minimum asvab is never wider than 5 points. Furthermore, the sub categories such as EL, AR, WK, or PC included GT averages can have higher or lower requirements between the branches at any time.
Thankfully I never had to deal with recruiting when I was active duty. I heard horror stories from a few people in my units who had, and their stories aren't that off from these episodes, sadly (and this was before 9/11 when nobody thought they'd have to go fight anywhere)
😂... when nobody thought...
Imagine building a school for kids just to see it blown up due to incompetence.
I imagine most of these types of buildings either got heavily undercut on materials or later pulled down for said materials. It always comes back to the same thing in those places. The guy with the biggest gun gets to loot everybody's shit.
lmao
When this man said fort Pendleton
🤣🤣🤣
Just go to 8: 30 min/sec:
Marine (toasting): "Semper Fi."
Girl: "What's Semper Fi?"
Marine: "In French, it means together... strong... like us."
That dude is the shizzzznets... couldn't stop laughing.
Could have said its french and means always faithful so he would have only been telling half a lie.
"Can he pass a background check?" How the Marine Corps has changed. When I joined they found out my parents were still married "to each other" and I had never gone to jail or been charged with a felony so they said come back when the judge says "Prison or the Corps".
Love how he said train how you fight then immediately get questioned whether MSG been the field or not lmao
I died when he said "In french it means together..."
Bro talking like he’s Super Special Forces 😂😂😂😂
I always tell kids thinking of joining the military not to trust a recruiter farther than you can throw them. I don't tell them not to join, just to not sign a damn thing until they had done their research, talked to veterans (especially in the MOS they want to go in), and had a good sense of what was in store for them in terms of deployments, relationships, barracks life, etc.. Vet TV, while often exaggerating some things for comedy, shows a lot of the realism and raunchiness of the military. But also every command is different. Some units are less dysfunctional than others. When you're in a good unit with good leadership, it can make a huge difference. Sadly leadership is always shifting in the military. So just when you have a great senior NCO/Officer combo in your unit, your commanding officer gets promoted and sent elsewhere or your senior NCO gets promoted and sent off to some other unit and then some Jackass takes their place and turns everything upside down.
Bro when I was in JROTC in HS, we legit had our army instructor throw a Marine Recruiter out the office for telling bullshit.
The funny thing is, our Army Instructor (NCO) was a former recruiter.
Killing civilians for oil
@@cultleader6977 No, not for oil, but rather to support the petro-dollar that props up the value of our currrency and keeps that value relatively stable. Our economy would crash and burn if the U.S. dollar was not the standard currency of trade for oil.
Very true good leadership is hard to come by now adays but fuck it
Foreskins real name is Forsyth…don’t ask me how I know. Being a Marine with the name Forsyth be tough 😭😂
Thanks forsight
So your name is....foreskin?
¿What’s your name?
@@thegreatone4233 Foreskin
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Poaching can turn friends to enemies real quick!
A navy chief called to recruit me, I told him I just got out, he asked why I got out , my response “ because it sucked “
You should enlist in the Suck.
I had a similar call from a reserve recruiter after I got out. You wanna join?" "No, Chief, I don't. I have had enough of sitting around talking about shit, and dressing up, and playing games like I care. I just don't care anymore, I got an Amy Joy shop 2 blocks from me, and I can sit around in my living room in my skivvies if I want"- He just laughed, and went on his way
“Fort” Pendleton. Lmao
Thank you for turning the “BEEEP!” Up
I was a Marine Corps recruiter and this shit is real. Real. Quotas. Cigs. Gangs.
Living in San Diego it's so weird to hear "good morning el cajon" coming from anything on youtube
Agreed I tripped out on that as well
Well keep it quiet the world's moving into san diego.
"I almost joined though." God I can't tell y'all how many times I heard that shit.
I almost joined though
yeah... how does one respond to that? "Thanks! Almost....."
This channel alone has wanted to make me join the marine core lol
Corps*
1..2...3..4.i..love..marine...corps
@@anthonyattaway3437 better than a kid I was interviewing that kept calling it Marine Corpse. 🤦♂️
@@djustinfowler oh god , im so sorry for your agony of having to deal with that
Semper fidelis!
@@anthonyattaway3437 appreciate it, recruiters go through lots of mouth breathers to find the ones with a consistent pulse. I spoke to so many brain dead kids before I could find ones to properly fog up a mirror. It was the life and I did well enough to not get fired.
I died when he said she's playing prison rules.. yooo wtf lmao 😂😂
jesus its wild hearing my home town after 7 years
I like the BEEPS it was nice hearing something other than the normal ringing in my ears,Good stuff
Oak-Lay-Homa had me dying
One tiny critique - the curse word bleeps are a little too loud relative to the actors’ voices.
Don't worry we hazed the intern that did it. He'll do better
@@VETTvchannel holy shit lmfao VET Tv responded to me! Just made my day hahaha keep up the good work guys and absolutely haze the intern for his transgression. 😂😂
@@VETTvchannel well then haze errybody because I'm sure y'all watched it before uploading and no one said shit.
My current squad leader was a recruiter (ironically the same office i went to when i was signing up). I'm gonna show him this shit if he hasn't seen it already.
The bleeps annoyed me at first…but progressively made me laugh since they were so frequent 😂
I'm a 97' Graduate so we still had the GI BILL HU$TLE BUT INFRANTRY wasn't needed in BOSINIA the AIR FORCE was the shining HERO there 😂
Coast guard be like " I wish we are just as strong
Shit Makes me feel normal. Civilian life is. Difficult. Anyone else feel like this?
I swear to God the recruiters hats keep getting bigger
Lemme guess, they're gonna use the stolen valor guy to get recruits 🤣 I'm resubscribing miss the series too much
Always faithful.
When the cruise missile landed in 2,5 km away from my house, it wasn't as loud as the bleeps over here. But nice episode.
Bleep Volume is 300% higher than speech volume! Why are we bleeping this shit anyway, we're all salty AF, right?
I did hometown recruiting when I was in ROTC. That's a lot what it's like. A fun one was me showing up at the same time as a couple of Marine recruiters at high school. They saw me in my Class A with a beret, airborne wings and bloused jump boots and went We will come back tomorrow. We shared coffee and shot the shit. I liked them.
Brooo when he walk into Army office, my god 😂😂
Growing up in El Cajon this episode is hilarious.
That’s how they got me I was just drinking with my boys and now I’m here😂
If given the choice between becoming a drill sergeant or becoming a recruiter... I'd choose ETS.
Drill instructor or MSG if I do end up reenlisting fuck recruiting
There was a time in the Army when the fastest way to end up on recruiting was drop a packet to become a Drill Sergeant
i remember applying to WOFT and the recruiting station had some new SFC/ NCOIC of the recruiting station. He told me and another applicant for officer shit to standby in his office while he addressed his staff. He closed his office door. Must have thought his office was sound proof. He started yelling "I dont give a fuck if yall dont like me! Everyone of yall mother fuckers will make 100 calls today before leaving. I dont give a fuck if yall dont like yalls job." walked back into his office and put a smiley face on for us lol
BEEP!!! BEEEEP louder!!!!
My Navy recruiter was out of Lemon Grove CA. The Army recruiter felt like a stalker showing up at random times at my work.
Funny shit our Recruiting Station s are in the mall and we are West of the Mississippi so when a California Marine Accidentally wind up there by way of Virginia . They would say we got another HOLLYWOOD JOHN WAYNE 😂
" I don't want to visualize that." bahaha
I miss deployments...
I was RA for RSS El Cajon and that’s exactly what happened lol
I remember being in highschool and talking to as many recruiters as I could. Milked the govt. Money they're provided for all it was worth, I got all the free meals
Thank God this generation didn't have to fight WW2 or we'd be speaking German or Japanese.
"In French it means together!" Fucking brilliant!
I grew up in Lakeside, CA, joined the Marine in the El Cajon, CA recruiting office.
Ownership of cars is by Military Rank, and color also by Military rank, and Merit Laws of Cars and Car Color. It is also by Military diploma.
The beeps helped remind me my tinnitus isn't all that loud after all.
"IN FRENCH " . THATS GREAT 👍
At 7:00, that’s how you recruit
My friend Leon Kennedy is also a Sergeant Recruiter of McAllen, Texas. Abide by Military Laws dudes. I told him to try working at a P.O.W. Base to get more knowledge of how the Military functions, or to go back for more drills to further his career.
León S. Kennedy
6 years past my enlistment in the Air Force and the Marines still call me for recruitment
I watch this clip at MEPS just to mess with the applicants
More accurate than Oswald.
Your editor needs to calm the fuck down on the volume of the beeps. It's brutal on headphones, and this isn't the only video where it's been bad.
9:46 Thats homelander right there
Thanks for the subtitles
“I like the hospital choppers.”
This just makes me want to resub and catch up on what I've missed.
I'm reporting this to the FAA for violating my ear's airspace.
The bleeps are so loud its making my tinnitus act up!
😂😂 getem you for the meat grinder 😂😂😂
Community Reach around 😂
I'm seriously considering subscribing. Do they have any Air Force content?
The beeps when they curse are annoying.
Please turn down the beeps holy crap dude
enlisting after highschool for the baddies
It’s funny, but Recruiters have different schools, and when they share a school they don’t share the same QMA. Usually Marine Recruiters don’t go to AC at the same school because it only really helps the one recruiter, while the other recruiter is losing time canvassing his school. Anyways, sorry for the buzz kill.
i saw multiple recruiters at my highschool 2019-2020.
@@hooded6735 they could have been helping each other out to cover more ground so to speak, but unless it’s a really big school one recruiter will cover the school. Also could have been the SNCOIC tagging along or a Recruiter Aide.
@@hooded6735 could’ve been a recruiter with a Marine on RA
Years and years of sirens didn't take my hearing, but you bleeping put every fucking curse word took care of it.
Can you make the bleeps a lil louder ? I can barely taste my ear drums
If you fly as a Staff sergeant your in trouble. I'AM a 2nd Lieutenant.
You killed my ears thanks
Semp er fly 💪🇺🇸👌
In your cars mandatory by Military Laws movie night.
im about to smash my computer because of all the beeps
Let's go first view!
God damn those bleeps are loud
Halfway through, can't take the air horn bleeps.
Date night is on the Navy ships.
i didn't hear any of the beeps that you guys are talking about...i think i may need to get some of that 3M money
the biggest reason why this video is upsetting is because I got recruited by the station Gunny buying a sandwich once a week for 3 weeks.
I ended up fighting in one of the deadliest battles in the Marine Corps history.. by deadliest, I mean combat ineffective, can't go home deadly...
Darkhorse, Sangin..... just for a fucking sandwich....
Why did you make the gain so loud on the beeps
can the beeps be quieter
what are the songs from the bar scene?
The bleeps remind me of audiograms
Lmao and I can’t get a recruiter to get off their ass to get me a waiver xD
Waiver for what?
@@djustinfowler probably being a criminal. Like it matters. Just let em join and cap at e4. E4 mafia is just a bunch of unconvinced criminals anyway
Holy fk, Cap... were there curse words? Couldn't tell over the ringing in my ears. Can't wait for my 5% VA for the tinnitus xDDD love this show though.