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  • @VETTvchannel
    @VETTvchannel  2 роки тому +28

    Watch the Shop! Subscribe now! www.veterantv.com

    • @sheepleslayer586
      @sheepleslayer586 Рік тому +1

      Gotta do something about those loud ass BLEEEPS* guys..
      Too loud.
      Funny upload all the same.
      Too poor to pay, but I liked the video and will recommend it to people I know.. but, they poor as fuq too.. my life is sad..

  • @joeclaridy
    @joeclaridy 2 роки тому +408

    The way Dean got handled by his "wife" was painfull and hilarious at the same time.

    • @Willysmb44
      @Willysmb44 2 роки тому +20

      OH DEAR GOD, I saw this exact scenario countless times in the Army. Only in the military can a straight guy routinely think (or say out loud) to himself, "Man, he could do SO much better than her!"

    • @gregviews
      @gregviews 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao Dean got straight up hoed

    • @gregoryestep6713
      @gregoryestep6713 Рік тому

      Every unit has a dean man

  • @IffyEdem
    @IffyEdem 2 роки тому +562

    “How to impress black people” 😂😂

    • @HarveyArmy
      @HarveyArmy 2 роки тому +7

      it be like that

    • @Based_Blue96
      @Based_Blue96 2 роки тому +3

      Ikr

    • @jjcoola998
      @jjcoola998 2 роки тому +7

      And yet, no answers 😤💺🫡

    • @HarveyArmy
      @HarveyArmy 2 роки тому +15

      @@jjcoola998 One answer, Free Chicken and a COD lobby sesh on your console.

    • @imjusteyex
      @imjusteyex 2 роки тому +4

      @@HarveyArmy Naa g that’s just Americans

  • @jasonzimmerman288
    @jasonzimmerman288 2 роки тому +341

    This gives of "the Office Vibe" for vets.. love it

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 Рік тому +13

      Lol pretty sure that was intended.

    • @trooprm317
      @trooprm317 Рік тому +1

      Was just thinking this too lol

    • @TheSpaniard
      @TheSpaniard Рік тому +5

      No shit Sherlock, that was the point 😂

  • @kelseymason2503
    @kelseymason2503 Рік тому +131

    The 2 finger typing got me 😆 Just like how my dad types… watching a badass Vietnam marine vet (‘69) giving his all in each little letter typed is adorable 🤣

    • @globaladdict
      @globaladdict Рік тому +2

      So your dad being in Nam in 69, is that how you came to be? It sounds like an epic story

    • @MrLandslide84
      @MrLandslide84 Рік тому

      @@globaladdict TF? lol. You can fuck after the military ya know.

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 6 місяців тому

      ​@@globaladdictyes his surname is Nguyen

  • @xvoltagemonky1925
    @xvoltagemonky1925 2 роки тому +183

    “Alright everyone, sit back and let the dean machine show you how’s its f*ckin done” LOVE IT just like the old days 😂

  • @1erinjames
    @1erinjames 2 роки тому +417

    Could you make the cuss beep even louder? With headphones, i am still able to barely hear after a show.

    • @hank1036
      @hank1036 2 роки тому +88

      Now you can claim Tinnitus as a disability.

    • @Saanonymous80
      @Saanonymous80 2 роки тому +13

      You're welcome 😊

    • @Slainte.Mactire
      @Slainte.Mactire 2 роки тому +1

      Y’all are a bunch of Sally’s

    • @TheMarioMen1
      @TheMarioMen1 2 роки тому +11

      It’s loud for veterans with years of hearing loss lmao 😂

    • @1erinjames
      @1erinjames 2 роки тому +6

      @@TheMarioMen1 lol. That BEEEEEEP is super charged loud!! Its tolerable on occasion but ridiculous when on repeat. I say just let the words fly!!

  • @JLeYang
    @JLeYang 2 роки тому +325

    Netflix's Space Force should have been written by you guys.

    • @INDAMOMENTFilms
      @INDAMOMENTFilms 2 роки тому +7

      Bro I'm watching space force right now while I just saw this comment just now, watta coincidence!!!

    • @kadenvolan3557
      @kadenvolan3557 2 роки тому

      That means you chose to watch this over actively watching Space Force and that says everything you need to know.

    • @sharkoftheskies3256
      @sharkoftheskies3256 2 роки тому +2

      @@kadenvolan3557 space force was great. Written by steve carrel it was a fantastic show.

    • @Pepe_Le_Pew_Pew
      @Pepe_Le_Pew_Pew Рік тому +2

      @@sharkoftheskies3256 naw it was pretty bad. Lol

    • @sharkoftheskies3256
      @sharkoftheskies3256 Рік тому +1

      @@Pepe_Le_Pew_Pew naw it was good no cap bruh

  • @pewstickarsenal4624
    @pewstickarsenal4624 2 роки тому +116

    An inside look as to why you couldn't ever get shit fixed at finance...

  • @twistedt3727
    @twistedt3727 2 роки тому +121

    Bro this shit is so accurate

    • @MrDoesntUpload001
      @MrDoesntUpload001 2 роки тому +15

      Facts but don’t say it out loud might offend someone or catch a SHARP case 😂

    • @Nope-ik8wv
      @Nope-ik8wv 2 роки тому +2

      You got no idea bro

    • @twistedt3727
      @twistedt3727 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrDoesntUpload001 👀🤣

    • @murasakiiro447
      @murasakiiro447 Рік тому +7

      @@MrDoesntUpload001 As a SHARP rep I can confirm that it's much worse than this. Let that sink in lol

    • @projectvetwerx9560
      @projectvetwerx9560 Рік тому

      @@murasakiiro447 What do you mean?

  • @clough211
    @clough211 2 роки тому +33

    The fact he's using ask is the best part, also Tammy working as an actor wearing her tammy shirt is the best

  • @PotatoLover66
    @PotatoLover66 2 роки тому +28

    4:15 the dude failing to jump up in the background killed me.

    • @hefeibao
      @hefeibao Рік тому +1

      IKR? It's those little details that make the show feel real.

  • @williamstone1536
    @williamstone1536 Місяць тому +2

    "You about to be a broke b*tch." Lmaoooooo! Canadian here; don't know much about the US Army, but this is some of the funniest stuff I've seen in ages, lol. Definitely going to watch more!

  • @BryonLetterman
    @BryonLetterman 2 роки тому +39

    Dean is the walking embodiment of the E4 mafia

  • @icarustheother8591
    @icarustheother8591 2 роки тому +68

    Thank you for your service everyone...

    • @rhysstanley7387
      @rhysstanley7387 2 роки тому +17

      thanks I work at domino's

    • @godsm3dic577
      @godsm3dic577 Рік тому +4

      @@rhysstanley7387 than thank u specifically! Without ur service we wouldn’t have decent pizza

  • @almohvn33
    @almohvn33 Рік тому +17

    Man, that female CPT... SPOT ON! Love her...

  • @the3rdid485
    @the3rdid485 Рік тому +5

    That poor captain is trying to hold the whole army together by herself and she's losing that battle haha.

  • @MetalzxAngel
    @MetalzxAngel 2 роки тому +24

    It's like the office but military clerks 🤣

  • @ZRN1986
    @ZRN1986 2 роки тому +50

    E-1 to E-4 best ranks in the army by far! Lol

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 2 роки тому +25

    I love how this show is barely satire.

  • @DocM.
    @DocM. 2 роки тому +10

    19:15 I wasn't ready for The Deer Hunter reference 😂😂😂
    *MAO!*

  • @thomascrum185
    @thomascrum185 2 роки тому +58

    I would love to see an episode where they go TDY, that's where things get interesting! Love it

  • @SectorSos
    @SectorSos 2 роки тому +30

    This is great 👍 Thank you VET tv. This had me rolling. POG life at it's finest 😝

  • @sexualobster7975
    @sexualobster7975 2 роки тому +14

    Goosebumps is very well written literature

    • @joshhardy5646
      @joshhardy5646 Рік тому +2

      Bro you got to choose your route the books take you! How fucking cool was that? I read them shits twice and got to claim 2 books for my Pizza Hut personal pan pizza!

  • @101-reaganb2
    @101-reaganb2 2 роки тому +5

    Tammy said: babe? WTF you mean babe 😂 fucking love her

  • @westonadams7135
    @westonadams7135 2 роки тому +3

    Deer hunter reenactment with a semi auto pistol had me rolling! MAO!!

  • @cobraheli8444
    @cobraheli8444 2 роки тому +9

    this is like the office i got 5 mins 40 secs before learning that

  • @hefeibao
    @hefeibao Рік тому +15

    It's really easy to laugh at him, but the actor plays Kowalski does so flawlessly. My heart aches as I remember dudes like that back in the day. However...poor young bucks, even *I* knew back when I was a SP4 that Foxx was the admin you wanted to make friends with. Soldiers like McKenzie was the one to avoid at all costs. Toxic!

  • @TetsuyaOzai
    @TetsuyaOzai 3 місяці тому +1

    Felt so sorry for Kowalski too, he and Lammers were hitting it off too. Like he was impressing the crap out of her but he has zero idea of what is and isn't appropriate that it is just comedy gold.

  • @LFOD1776
    @LFOD1776 2 роки тому +11

    This was so good.

  • @cletus2199
    @cletus2199 2 роки тому +11

    This is why my leave form keeps getting lost

  • @hpgdawnpatrol9456
    @hpgdawnpatrol9456 Рік тому

    Whats funny is how real this is

  • @dannymiller3905
    @dannymiller3905 2 роки тому +8

    10:12 stop it that's so bad it's too good 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Luca_Lorenzo
    @Luca_Lorenzo Рік тому +9

    This is like a far better version of the Office

  • @cygnusx-3106
    @cygnusx-3106 Рік тому +9

    it's painful how close this is to reality

    • @borregoayudando1481
      @borregoayudando1481 9 місяців тому +1

      playing polish roulette in the dorms to reinact deer hunter?

  • @romansmirnov961
    @romansmirnov961 Рік тому +2

    The two finger typing is so accurate 😂

  • @vampireunangel6261
    @vampireunangel6261 6 місяців тому +3

    As a black veteran i cant stop laughing at the 1st 3 seconds lol

  • @PencilProper
    @PencilProper 2 роки тому +71

    Not saying Rose Guess didn't do a good job but Sascha Grey would be perfect for this role.

    • @samuelmontypython8381
      @samuelmontypython8381 2 роки тому +17

      Can you imagine Vet TV getting into actual porn production 😂 Might be my proudest fap

    • @ongogablogian1876
      @ongogablogian1876 2 роки тому

      @@samuelmontypython8381 The military already covertly runs p*rn production.

    • @richardwalton3406
      @richardwalton3406 2 роки тому

      @@samuelmontypython8381 à

    • @mandelorean6243
      @mandelorean6243 2 роки тому

      @@richardwalton3406 b

  • @MH-nc5jd
    @MH-nc5jd 2 роки тому +9

    .. I needed that hug when I found out jiffy peanut butter never existed..

  • @michaelw2263
    @michaelw2263 2 роки тому +5

    Seems pretty accurate for a day at the 82nd

  • @Ryan-nq6ck
    @Ryan-nq6ck 2 роки тому +2

    The deer hunter reference at the end was fucking hilarious MOW

  • @Saanonymous80
    @Saanonymous80 2 роки тому +5

    Goosebumps 🤣🤣

  • @glennsmetaniuk2590
    @glennsmetaniuk2590 Рік тому

    I dunno how this ended up in my recommended but I had some good laughs

  • @RsRj-qd2cg
    @RsRj-qd2cg 2 роки тому +13

    This should be on TV but I don't think standards and practices would allow it in 2021. Maybe on HBO.

  • @hankiewilliams8322
    @hankiewilliams8322 2 роки тому +6

    That DOD shit had me dying hahaha

  • @zilch7116
    @zilch7116 2 роки тому +3

    I love these so much 😂😂😂😂

  • @rondavis6662
    @rondavis6662 2 роки тому +6

    Corn nuts was part of my food group

  • @gousgous7734
    @gousgous7734 2 роки тому +2

    Dude those loud ass beeps are giving me tinnitus

    • @MrSpudz2
      @MrSpudz2 2 роки тому

      That’s why we need those 3M earplugs…

  • @sheepleslayer586
    @sheepleslayer586 Рік тому

    Y'all should do recruitment videos 🤣
    Where do I sign up!?

  • @JUL-ASH
    @JUL-ASH 2 роки тому +12

    Guns in the barracks huh lol 😂

    • @hefeibao
      @hefeibao Рік тому

      Not sure how it is today, but back in the 80s/90s not so uncommon. That's why a good LT will specifically call this out (e.g. no weapons in rooms) prior to when an inspection about to be made. Mad scramble from the barracks to the POVs typically ensues.

  • @CoolStoryBroWhoCares
    @CoolStoryBroWhoCares 2 роки тому +40

    Holy shit. These are actually hilarious. But that bleep tone is making me deaf.

    • @SlashPanther
      @SlashPanther 2 роки тому +6

      What the **** do you mean

    • @DeltaPrime95
      @DeltaPrime95 2 роки тому

      @@SlashPanther the audio in the video isnt normalized as high as it could be and the beep sound effect is a lot louder than the actual video's audio

  • @itsthorondil7608
    @itsthorondil7608 2 роки тому +8

    When this gets monetized without issue but not literally ANY family friendly gun content...

  • @macNcheese-we6de
    @macNcheese-we6de 2 роки тому +2

    I just got out. I would love to be on this program 😩

  • @blakeys_bs1252
    @blakeys_bs1252 2 роки тому +26

    The 2003 Army welcomed me to the team in a different way. I was literally beating my face and screaming I wish a was a Ranger within the first 10 minutes at Battalion.

  • @Giggity1080
    @Giggity1080 7 місяців тому

    The SINBAD reference had me 💀😂

  • @karpooooff
    @karpooooff 2 роки тому +1

    SGT Cortez has her in his contacts as "KEN-Z SMASH". buhahahaha lmao

  • @gregoryestep6713
    @gregoryestep6713 Рік тому

    I love this Shit I’ve lost count how many times I’ve seen these role at every unit

  • @Jay_Sori
    @Jay_Sori 2 роки тому +5

    This is hilarious af

  • @sidneyoutlaw39
    @sidneyoutlaw39 2 роки тому +2

    Should get Gary Owens on one episode, even tho he was Navy, would be get to have someone who's a vet and someone who is a celebrity

  • @abigailh8730
    @abigailh8730 2 роки тому +7

    17:40 had me weak 😂

  • @jimfrank4021
    @jimfrank4021 Рік тому +1

    Bring it - We need a great “Oki Stage” episode or at least a color commentary for it. I almost spit out my water when they said all of the Infantry is “gay”, BTW great tag line I’m stealing that one. Semper Fi. Contact me if you need help writing lines.

  • @joshlund1861
    @joshlund1861 Рік тому

    Is there a way to watch this with quieter bleeps?

  • @OVERLORD583
    @OVERLORD583 29 днів тому

    Amazing deer hunter reference.

  • @mikkat8613
    @mikkat8613 2 роки тому +2

    3:31 me every day of my life

  • @dennissvitak5475
    @dennissvitak5475 6 місяців тому +5

    1974. I was a young Air Force Airmen. I worked with a Senior Master Sergeant Luigi, a BEAUTIFUL woman, in her early 30's. It took her 14 years to make E-8. She was absolutely dumb as a stump....and at the time, was dating the Wing Commander (seriously against the UCMJ). She made Chief a couple of years later.

    • @apimyfriend
      @apimyfriend 5 місяців тому

      you gotta be fucking kidding me

    • @uniqmusiq88
      @uniqmusiq88 4 місяці тому

      14 yrs to make E8 is good af. USN

    • @dennissvitak5475
      @dennissvitak5475 4 місяці тому

      @@uniqmusiq88 - Yep. She was about 32-33, and SMOKING. It wasn't unheard of for her to invite a young airman to her place for dinner, and then take care of her lady business. I was terrified of her.

  • @Aximili55
    @Aximili55 2 роки тому +1

    Season 2 when?

  • @daffidkane8350
    @daffidkane8350 2 місяці тому

    One night during on training on Salisbury Plains a cadet started to cry for his mother. The training officer was at a loss so he jumped into the trench and gave him a hug! It was so embarrassing. I guess these days it’s par for the course.

  • @201Munoz
    @201Munoz 2 роки тому +2

    Haha man I was at Golden Coral and me and the meat cutter guy tried not to laugh when he was cutting my sausage.

  • @OverlandTT
    @OverlandTT Рік тому

    I don't see this episode on my VetTV subscription!

  • @mattlee1385
    @mattlee1385 2 роки тому +2

    Yup

  • @Derail07
    @Derail07 2 роки тому +4

    @1:19 lmao

  • @cameronprice931
    @cameronprice931 2 роки тому

    Golden

  • @porscheseverywhere
    @porscheseverywhere 2 роки тому +2

    Dean looks like Thad Castle. Has he ever been to Bosnia?

  • @meenism
    @meenism Рік тому

    Why does Lammers always talk like she's reading from a script all the time? Lol

  • @gmangaming3906
    @gmangaming3906 2 роки тому

    Dudes be thinking with they second heads

  • @0hn0haha
    @0hn0haha 2 роки тому +1

    You gotta stay strooooong little buddy

  • @OneEyedRascal
    @OneEyedRascal Рік тому

    The capt reminds me of my mti in basic

  • @chrisw7464
    @chrisw7464 2 роки тому +4

    McKenzie gonna be SMA by year 10 at this rate

  • @azimba4251
    @azimba4251 Рік тому

    This was so cold

  • @Willysmb44
    @Willysmb44 2 роки тому +2

    At 5:04, is it just me, or does this look like she's doing an imitation of Annie from "Community"? Same mannerisms and facial expressions. She even looks like her

  • @690409
    @690409 8 місяців тому

    My god this one hurt on a strange kind of level lmao.

  • @brandonbarhydt
    @brandonbarhydt 2 роки тому +4

    I am quite mystified at this revelation

  • @andrewamaya3404
    @andrewamaya3404 4 місяці тому

    Did anyone notice their neck structure on the first two women? Absolute beast apparently 😂

  • @Trans_Demon_Hybrid
    @Trans_Demon_Hybrid Рік тому

    They should make a military based show called The HQ

  • @billlawrence8520
    @billlawrence8520 Місяць тому

    Wheels up, rings off.

  • @goarmybeatnavy841
    @goarmybeatnavy841 Рік тому

    Had me at DoD lol

  • @laviishson7438
    @laviishson7438 2 роки тому +1

    bleep, bleep, bleep, ohhh and wait another BLEEEPPPP!!!!!

  • @kevdavis6071
    @kevdavis6071 Рік тому +1

    Sharing rooms? our barracks was like a 2 bedroom apartment with a shared bathroom and kitchen

    • @arrowheadwaterbottle6815
      @arrowheadwaterbottle6815 Рік тому +2

      Shared rooms still exist man be glad you didn't experience them 😂

    • @bermanmo6237
      @bermanmo6237 4 дні тому

      Like my housing in graduate school. Better than a dorm where you had to share a room with someone else and the bathroom with the whole floor. At least I can cook my food on a stove, ironically no microwave. University housing food was rather bland and got boring after a while.

  • @rondavis6662
    @rondavis6662 2 роки тому +4

    I would love to know how none veterans think about these videos. I think they are hilarious. I knew some wives JUST LIKE THAT.

    • @VETTvchannel
      @VETTvchannel  2 роки тому +6

      We've got a few civilians that enjoy our stuff. They don't always get it, but they like it either way

    • @juanantoniocruz2937
      @juanantoniocruz2937 2 роки тому +2

      I dont know half the shit thats going on, but shits funny to me

    • @rondavis6662
      @rondavis6662 2 роки тому +1

      @@VETTvchannel we use to make our CO crazy when did racist jokes to each all day.

    • @carlinbrumback8931
      @carlinbrumback8931 Рік тому

      I've no idea.Unfortunately was Airborne Infantry.LOL

  • @majorhawker4776
    @majorhawker4776 2 роки тому +10

    I am in love with Rachel Alig.

  • @connorshea7252
    @connorshea7252 Рік тому

    Too accurate

  • @thenadonation2664
    @thenadonation2664 11 місяців тому

    She makes the perfect dependa.

  • @joe18425
    @joe18425 2 роки тому +1

    Why do I like this and I aint a vet ?
    👁👄👁🍿🍿

  • @Zenzo308
    @Zenzo308 2 роки тому +3

    Shazam existed, I know who tf Shaq is.

    • @ezrascarlet5935
      @ezrascarlet5935 2 роки тому

      Na bruh. It's hard I know bruh. But you gotta fave reality at some point man. It was Shaq

  • @rayman-wt6sf
    @rayman-wt6sf 2 роки тому +11

    B******t! Too many people remember Shazaam for it to not exist. I refuse to believe that it didn't exist.

    • @HarryGoulding
      @HarryGoulding 2 роки тому +3

      I remember it. It was with Sinbad. Though I thought it was Kazaam or so

  • @evilbred974
    @evilbred974 8 місяців тому +2

    Yeah this is the kind of low performing dream team that I remember from my time. Come to think of it, seems like every team I was on was low performing, weird coincidence!

  • @Jmoth792
    @Jmoth792 Рік тому

    Foxx looks and acts like Annie from Community but 20 years later.

  • @usa-roy-al-lorde-star-zack4518

    The guy with blue eyes is an Alien. Square jaw.

  • @StormySky48
    @StormySky48 2 роки тому +2

    0:52 "this shop is gonna be skate af"
    ... translation?

    • @DrunkBucet
      @DrunkBucet 2 роки тому

      This shop is going to be easy as fuck to work at.

  • @BEATSBYTICKET
    @BEATSBYTICKET 2 роки тому +1

    🔥🔥