The Most Disgusting Thing I've Ever Seen on YouTube

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  • KingCobraJFS, the only man who is worthy enough to make the prophecised bacon and chocolate mead. Buckle up.
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  • @kingofzombies23
    @kingofzombies23 9 місяців тому +2946

    This man could literally survive the apocalypse, any kind of disease or infection and possibly be patient zero for a brand new outbreak.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому +13

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @covernnow
      @covernnow 9 місяців тому +6

      Do you mainly type like this?

    • @Iamthatguypal820
      @Iamthatguypal820 9 місяців тому +40

      This man would be the cause of it 😂😂😂

    • @BabbleOn777
      @BabbleOn777 9 місяців тому

      ....and even then? As the last man on earth? Yeah, I'd die before doing what the last man on earth thinks needs to be done.
      Goodbye humanity.

    • @SimulatedDumplings
      @SimulatedDumplings 9 місяців тому +37

      He’s a plague demon of Nurgle.

  • @RichterPhallos
    @RichterPhallos 9 місяців тому +872

    I'm starting to think that KingCobra might be a rat that was cursed to assume human form.

    • @elgoblino9918
      @elgoblino9918 9 місяців тому +24

      LMFAO yeah.. "human" more like "Boglim"

    • @Tigatron1448
      @Tigatron1448 9 місяців тому +19

      Lmfao, thank you for my new head cannon. This is absolutely what happened.

    • @edouardetienne8172
      @edouardetienne8172 9 місяців тому +9

      Cobra is a real life isikai 😂 rat died and returned as a kingcobra

    • @elgoblino9918
      @elgoblino9918 9 місяців тому

      @@edouardetienne8172 💀💀💀💀

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 8 місяців тому +5

      He looks like one so I'd believe it

  • @Sharkbait229
    @Sharkbait229 9 місяців тому +760

    Keep in mind the amount of sugar, and the fact that he drinks straight from the bottle which puts the bacteria from his mouth into the mead, which needs to ferment. Even if he had used regular ingredients, this mead is a Botulism and diabetes speedrun

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому +6

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @danielo9945
      @danielo9945 9 місяців тому +44

      @@p-__ but not better from kingcobrajfs farts TWU

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому +11

      @@danielo9945 true 😔

    • @gregbrown8881
      @gregbrown8881 9 місяців тому +26

      That's probably why there's no follow-up video. It was so bad that even he wouldn't drink it, or he did and became violently ill.

    • @legend7951
      @legend7951 9 місяців тому +19

      @@gregbrown8881 He's been doing this for a while now, I think he's immortal

  • @christopherespinoza-darnel8514
    @christopherespinoza-darnel8514 9 місяців тому +303

    For starters, this isn't mead. This is hooch, and putting candy in hooch isn't uncommon.

    • @ParanoidAndroid89
      @ParanoidAndroid89 9 місяців тому +14

      That's what I was just thinking but I questioned myself lol. Thank you for confirming! Isn't mead honey wine?

    • @Marcusianery
      @Marcusianery 9 місяців тому +30

      @@ParanoidAndroid89 Yeah, something like that and Im pretty sure you cannot put all this shit into mead. The Vikings that made mead back then are all spinning in their graves!

    • @hithere4719
      @hithere4719 9 місяців тому +39

      This isn’t even hooch 😂
      No convict is putting bacon in their mash!

    • @unlimitedgamerworks6125
      @unlimitedgamerworks6125 9 місяців тому +17

      Bacon banana peanut butter chcolate hooch.
      Gonna be on store shelves.

    • @lilletrille1892
      @lilletrille1892 9 місяців тому +10

      ​@@ParanoidAndroid89mead is fermented honey. It predates both wine and beer.

  • @rebel4466
    @rebel4466 9 місяців тому +1414

    Sad but true: This isn't even his worst recipe

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому +6

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @Yaksoup98
      @Yaksoup98 9 місяців тому +69

      His worst recipe is still fermenting
      RIP pufferth

    • @HeHateMe1
      @HeHateMe1 9 місяців тому

      ​@beansoup8171 puff is burrowed into the cold hard Casper ground to keep warm until spring, TROLL!!!

    • @laynewindom9998
      @laynewindom9998 9 місяців тому

      ​@chumbleisveryfesitive8l7 shut up bot.

    • @Burningwoodz
      @Burningwoodz 9 місяців тому +5

      do you remember ms green ?

  • @ballmuncher3000
    @ballmuncher3000 9 місяців тому +865

    at this point, im mainly concerned for august and how he has to endure the absolute trauma from watching these deplorable videos... stay well, august

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 9 місяців тому +12

      This ain't even the worst thing Cobra has made. Not by a long shot

    • @ballmuncher3000
      @ballmuncher3000 9 місяців тому +3

      @@soulknife20 oh ive seen...

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому +2

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 9 місяців тому +1

      Money

    • @ballmuncher3000
      @ballmuncher3000 9 місяців тому

      @@TheReZisTLust huh

  •  9 місяців тому +435

    Gordon Ramsay would have an absolute heart attack looking at this man's doings.

    • @Treybey13
      @Treybey13 9 місяців тому

      ⁠@chumbleisveryfesitive8l7
      bro stfu no you are not

    • @samariathemaniac
      @samariathemaniac 9 місяців тому +7

      Hello long lost brother of OwO.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @Crodmog83
      @Crodmog83 9 місяців тому +7

      You dont know a sick food hack when you see one.

    • @theunderstatement6842
      @theunderstatement6842 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Crodmog83sick in the most literal sense

  • @acreativename-nz1jl
    @acreativename-nz1jl 9 місяців тому +165

    fun fact if cobra gets botulism it would be almost impossible to tell as all of the signs for botulism such as slurred speech, drooping eyelids, difficulty swallowing ect are all things that he has just been born with

    • @ELiT3Griefer
      @ELiT3Griefer 7 місяців тому +10

      "Born with" aka alcohol and air duster (and weed) abuse

    • @kitsunefox2023
      @kitsunefox2023 7 місяців тому +3

      @@ELiT3GrieferYeah, he was born with that.

    • @Leetgrain
      @Leetgrain 6 місяців тому +11

      ​@@kitsunefox2023 when his mum was pregnant with him he didn't want to leave so the doctors smoked him out with weed smoke and air duster. Sad but true 😔

    • @kitsunefox2023
      @kitsunefox2023 6 місяців тому

      @@Leetgrain So he was born with it.

    • @Leetgrain
      @Leetgrain 6 місяців тому +11

      @@kitsunefox2023 Maybe it's Maybelline

  • @colorfulhumor4724
    @colorfulhumor4724 8 місяців тому +41

    You can actually use a 1gal plastic bottle with a cap for making mead (speaking as someone who's made mead, coder and wine), but you have to sterilize it first. I usually use the triple-sterile process method (basically just sterilizing the container three times consecutively to be absolutely certain that there's no bacteria whatsoever in whatever you're brewing). Glass gallons are generally preferred and much more recommended because there's no risk of any layers mixing in with the concoction, and there's less risk for leaks or punctures in the vessel, but if the plastic jug is in good condition, it's thoroughly (and properly inspected), the BP is the right number to use and it's sterilized absolutely thoroughly, you can use it. That's how I've made hard cider before, and sometimes how I've made mead as well. You just need to be careful about the acidity content to BP content (i.e. make sure that the jug you're using is rated for acid levels of the usual mead/cider batch you're brewing), and you also have to regularly check the PH content of the brew
    Edit: Everything this person has done in this video should be punishable by life Imprisonment

  • @destroi_d
    @destroi_d 9 місяців тому +659

    bro casually whipped up the most atrocious, abysmal "food" that has ever been made 💀

    • @joythesylveon496
      @joythesylveon496 9 місяців тому +13

      mmmmmm just like mom used to make

    • @gamejunkie4035
      @gamejunkie4035 9 місяців тому

      @chumbleisveryfesitive8l7shut up

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому +2

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @cruzman8605
      @cruzman8605 9 місяців тому +8

      Calling this food is an insult to food.

    • @justinarzola4584
      @justinarzola4584 9 місяців тому +5

      He made a jalapeno monster energy cookie mead 🤮, seriously look it up.

  • @Kondziorek55
    @Kondziorek55 9 місяців тому +253

    bro just casually creating culinary monstrosities that could kill you and he acts as if he's making a 5 star luxurious meal

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @aidenfarr8900
      @aidenfarr8900 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@p-__ but the objective is not to be better but worse when farting

    • @adamdavis5383
      @adamdavis5383 9 місяців тому

      @@p-__what

    • @anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470
      @anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470 9 місяців тому +3

      I would love to see a video of Gordon Ramsay reacting to his cooking

    • @nignamedmutt7270
      @nignamedmutt7270 9 місяців тому +3

      [Police knock on his door]
      Cobra: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! WHAT DID MY TROLLS DO THIS TIME?!?!?
      Police: Sir, we're actually here to place you under arrest. We've seen footage of that ead" you've been brewing, and it actually checks off 5 boxes to qualify as a war crime against humanity. You have the right to remain silent and [insert the rest of that shit]

  • @rebeccareisman1435
    @rebeccareisman1435 9 місяців тому +86

    As a mead maker, I spent the whole video internally screaming about the lack of sanitation

    • @holdupits420
      @holdupits420 9 місяців тому +2

      U think the vikings had sanitized containers u are delusional

    • @azgardener79
      @azgardener79 9 місяців тому +10

      What do you mean? He washed the bottle right before he took a swig. :)

    • @juanpedrophilippe
      @juanpedrophilippe 9 місяців тому +3

      Broski he strains it with his fingers and sips it before fermentation with a rotten mouth he hasn't brushed in 12 yrs. He's too real for that

    • @No1.Cheese
      @No1.Cheese 8 місяців тому

      ​@@juanpedrophilippethe "rotten mouth" brought back images I never knew were stored in my brain, god damn it Joshua 😭

    • @Randybobandy024
      @Randybobandy024 8 місяців тому

      The lack of sanitation was your only concern?

  • @ZackP1
    @ZackP1 9 місяців тому +54

    I was so self conscious starting a cooking channel, because I'm a perfectionist and I'm never happy with whatever I do, but Cobra gives me the reassurance that I shouldn't knock myself down and as long as I don't join the Kay's Cooking/Cooking with Jack/KingCobraJFS holy trinity of gastronomy hate crime committee I should do just fine.

    • @mr.bloodworth6004
      @mr.bloodworth6004 9 місяців тому +1

      trust, as long as its not disgusting you can make videos making PB&J and itll get views if its interesting

  • @PissyJorts
    @PissyJorts 9 місяців тому +416

    His "wine" and "mead" making saga is one of the craziest things I've witnessed. It is an absolute miracle he has not brewed up a life ending concoction.

    • @thegamersconclave8709
      @thegamersconclave8709 9 місяців тому

      This isn't how you make mead, this is how you kill yourself with botulism.

    • @thatgoobyguy9960
      @thatgoobyguy9960 8 місяців тому +20

      It really is, considering he has come pretty close several times. He has tried fermenting chocolate milk and eggnog. His luck will run out at some point

    • @ELiT3Griefer
      @ELiT3Griefer 7 місяців тому +8

      These videos convinced me there's a God out there because nature couldn't have possibly made the truly exceptional machine that is the human body, surviving even the sketchiest recipe this man comes up with

    • @thatgoobyguy9960
      @thatgoobyguy9960 7 місяців тому +21

      @@ELiT3Griefer if the human body is so exceptional then why do I have back pain at 18 years old

    • @Merusclaws
      @Merusclaws 7 місяців тому

      @@thatgoobyguy9960exactly. Wouldn’t call +20 Disease Immunity and -45 Survival Instinct an “exceptional machine” by any stretch. His built up germ resistance couldn’t carry him over his growing mouth rot, unfortunately.

  • @CalicoJo1312
    @CalicoJo1312 9 місяців тому +16

    Making "mead" using every ingredient on earth EXCEPT honey.

  • @Capt.Pikles
    @Capt.Pikles 9 місяців тому +143

    This still beats the time he tried to make an egg nog/chocolate milk mead.
    Bro really tired making a dairy and egg mead and saw nothing wrong with it until he was warned that it would sour.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @HarrisonFjord-n3v
      @HarrisonFjord-n3v 9 місяців тому +7

      Unfortunately

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty 9 місяців тому +4

      Rotten cottage cheese and eggs, didn't have me sold on it but then I remembered chocolate and I will now offer $1 million a bottle

    • @fairymay7486
      @fairymay7486 9 місяців тому +3

      Gross 🤢

  • @heraldofvati2123
    @heraldofvati2123 9 місяців тому +108

    He doesn't wait more than a couple days to drink his mead, which is the only reason he survives. The preservatives in what he uses will keep it from spoiling too bad. He's so desperate for alcohol that he can't wait for it to become dangerous.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому

      my farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @nesamdoom
      @nesamdoom 9 місяців тому +5

      this is so far from being a viable booze. it only takes like 2-3 days to make kvass and that's super easy. I guess it's not a stupid thing to do so Cobra completely skips.

    • @tautology_zero
      @tautology_zero 9 місяців тому +13

      For a mead to properly ferment you need to give it at least a month in 20 Celsius room temperature. Preferably 2 months. Then 6 months to a year to age in.
      You *can* make alcohol in 2 days (cider from apple juice and bread yeast is my favourite demonstration for this), but you need something really high in sugar and it will come out very rough with quite a few off flavours.

    • @Jacob-Isaiah
      @Jacob-Isaiah 9 місяців тому +5

      And don’t get me wrong I’ve never used brewing yeast but. He said the yeast he used was “slow rise” ie bread yeast, which needs to activated to 98 degrees before adding it. I’m pretty sure he’s just drinking yeast water because I haven’t seen 1 clip of him activating it.

    • @etuanno
      @etuanno 9 місяців тому +7

      @@Jacob-Isaiah As an example in his Monster stuff the yeast probably died before producing any alcohol because it was too sour.

  • @TC-nl7qq
    @TC-nl7qq 9 місяців тому +207

    That bug infestes burito was more disgusting surprisingly.
    But discussing which abomination of him is more disgusting is nearly impossible.
    Merry christmas fellow masochists in the comments

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому

      my farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @Valg5
      @Valg5 9 місяців тому +6

      Merry Christmas =)

    • @OversizedSausage
      @OversizedSausage 9 місяців тому +3

      Hey, the bugs are extra protein to Cobes

    • @Crackpidgeonextreme
      @Crackpidgeonextreme 9 місяців тому +2

      The cockroach burrito was pretty bad

  • @chaoticklutz3633
    @chaoticklutz3633 9 місяців тому +15

    King Cobra is definitely some kind of wizard. Bro whips up potions and food that would cause massive internal damage/massive AOE damage to all involved, yet he tests it out each time and comes out perfectly okay and ready for the next experiment.
    Godspeed, KingCobraJFS

    • @robdavideogamer4119
      @robdavideogamer4119 3 місяці тому

      It's funny you call him a wizard cause one of the things he does is spin magic wands on his (poorly maintained/barely functional/death trap) lathe.

  • @knagen
    @knagen 4 місяці тому +14

    I like how the dude literally use a funnel for the solids, and doesn't for the liquid.
    Dude is literally the opposite of everything you should do

  • @mfaseop3324
    @mfaseop3324 9 місяців тому +69

    What is worse is he never made mead the right way before trying his "potions".

    • @covernnow
      @covernnow 9 місяців тому

      Bro you had a spasm typing this

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @Mlotshaw1
      @Mlotshaw1 9 місяців тому +6

      Oh my God that's the best way to put it with his wands and stuff this is just a brown potion and like many other Alchemists through history cobra is probably going to delete himself drinking them

    • @OperationLove2000
      @OperationLove2000 9 місяців тому

      Maybe you're just illiterate ​@JohnWilliams-uf3yp

    • @epic7224
      @epic7224 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@Mlotshaw1 I knew he was a wand user, he screams I think I am a wizard for sure. Which do you I guess, but I'm shook I was right. 😅

  • @ninjakateems
    @ninjakateems 9 місяців тому +183

    Americans : "Why is American obesity becoming a problem?"
    Cobra: "Hey guys..."

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому

      my farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @laynewindom9998
      @laynewindom9998 9 місяців тому +8

      ​@@p-__what? Just what?

    • @DoomSlayer-gj8qb
      @DoomSlayer-gj8qb 9 місяців тому +13

      Cobra wouldn’t make anyone obese. The second a normal person takes a small nibble of his food their entire digestive and immune system would just fail immediately causing instant death.

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 9 місяців тому +3

      I mean, I can see a healthcare fail joke in there somewhere, but the obesity thing is a bit of a stretch in this context. Closest you'd come is the ingredients creating a lot of sugars, but meh.
      Edit: I wanted to clarify that many fermented things have tons of sugar (it makes things possible chemically), so that's probably why I don't see it as anything on the US would do, specifically.

    • @MayorGoldieWilson825
      @MayorGoldieWilson825 9 місяців тому

      You really think the average American eats like this? I don't think so. Most people care about their bodies. Not everyone here is a fat azz😂😂😂...

  • @samariathemaniac
    @samariathemaniac 9 місяців тому +70

    Ah yes. The bacon and chocolate mead. Legend says that by the moment you eat it, you will have an eternal slumber.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @thekell
      @thekell 9 місяців тому +5

      Slumber from losing all of your energy from shitting yourself

    • @IceJJFishArchive
      @IceJJFishArchive 9 місяців тому +2

      “…The moment you *eat* it,” lmao the mead is so chunky I don’t think you could even drink it (not that anyone should 🤢)

    • @dopesickdog
      @dopesickdog 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@IceJJFishArchivewas gonna say, the use of "eat" really paints a vivid picture lmao

  • @TheRedPiIl
    @TheRedPiIl 9 місяців тому +7

    Technically mead itself is not any juice just water, yeast and honey as the sugar source, what we have an attempt at is melomel, which is mead + juice, which I have made many times.
    I know the kind of chemicals they put into Hersheys and the other stuff (I.e. preservatives in processed juice and salt in the PB) so suspect that would interfere with the fermentation.
    Also hygiene is the #1 rule with fermenting anything. A single bad bacteria ruins a batch, you sterilize and boil absolutely everything. This would just be stagnant alcohol-free rot juice.

  • @Miodowy
    @Miodowy 9 місяців тому +20

    I don't know about the US, but in countries with a long tradition of drinking mead (Poland, Ireland, Lithuania, etc.) it is not typically drunk on Christmas. It is a rather niche product, but its enthusiasts drink it all year round. As for the Vikings - probably the people posing in them drink more mead than real Vikings used to (because they preferred cheaper and more available dark beer).
    What this man did, however, cannot be called mead - it is simply fermented... stuff with added honey.

  • @Olscat
    @Olscat 9 місяців тому +79

    Happy holidays, even to those who can’t cook.

    • @I_horde_dogs
      @I_horde_dogs 9 місяців тому +3

      Happy Holidays to you as well!

    • @samariathemaniac
      @samariathemaniac 9 місяців тому +2

      Happy holidays to everyone!

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @Capt.Pikles
      @Capt.Pikles 9 місяців тому +1

      But not to Jorsh because he killed Puffers.

  • @lilliann.003
    @lilliann.003 9 місяців тому +94

    cobra stresses me out beyond belief clint needs to have him put in a home where he can be monitored at all times

    • @Morrie-queens
      @Morrie-queens 7 місяців тому +1

      Why? Leave Cobes alone! Troll!

    • @sdivine13
      @sdivine13 7 місяців тому

      You're just gonna fuck over care givers like that?

    • @Beaneabean
      @Beaneabean 3 місяці тому

      @@Morrie-queensthats not what a troll is

    • @Morrie-queens
      @Morrie-queens 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Beaneabean that's exactly what a troll would say!

  • @applepiepieapple5464
    @applepiepieapple5464 9 місяців тому +43

    Many people believe that cobra only takes a bite and/or a swig on camera, says its "not half bad, toobz", and then either spits it out or dumps it down the drain. Generally, If he says its "not bad", that typically means "this is the second worst thing ive put in my mouth today".

    • @geminisabah
      @geminisabah 9 місяців тому +2

      Except when he eats the entire thing with roaches in it on camera

    • @epic7224
      @epic7224 9 місяців тому

      ​@@geminisabahhe was either attention seeking or he's seriously mentally compromised.

  • @braidenzack309
    @braidenzack309 9 місяців тому +41

    The mead isn't rotting cobras brain, it's all the compressed air he keeps sucking down.

  • @A_Frog_from_mars12
    @A_Frog_from_mars12 9 місяців тому +9

    "The Mead has fried this mans brain"
    nope, that would be the years of alcoholism, the copious amounts of spray paint and industrial refrigerants such as R-134a and R-152a.
    Dude sits in his apartment huffing Dustoff

  • @thegongoozler3374
    @thegongoozler3374 9 місяців тому +57

    I GUARANTEE the reason you will never find footage of him drinking that mead is because it EXPLOADED in whatever god-forsaken hiding place he stored it. Fermenting NEEDS pressurized containers or a way to vent the gass being produced. In the "monster mead," you can see he has a burper on the lid of the jar, but with the bacon one, he just screwed on a standard bottle cap to a cheap plastic juice container.
    This man needs to be studied for new ways to expand the human lifespan, i swear he's immortal.

    • @BabbleOn777
      @BabbleOn777 9 місяців тому +6

      Josh is to proud to admit he spent so much money on his mead, when he just should have bought two bottles of Jack, be needs to slug it all down and pretend he is definitely not regarded.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому +1

      my farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @copperlemon1
      @copperlemon1 9 місяців тому +6

      That's assuming fermentation took off in force to begin with. I wouldn't be surprised if the salt and preservatives in the bacon bits and candy disagree with the yeast. The juice mix also likely includes potassium sorbate, which is used specifically to prevent fungal growth.

    • @tyshred9251
      @tyshred9251 9 місяців тому +3

      Yeah heart made a song about him....He's. Magic man, mama.

    • @LuciferAlmighty
      @LuciferAlmighty 9 місяців тому

      ​@copperlemon1 all the sugar will inhibit the yeast growth.

  • @xenon_l_mckeeth
    @xenon_l_mckeeth 9 місяців тому +31

    I'm with you, Duck. It just feels like a regular winter day.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

  • @Paul-044
    @Paul-044 9 місяців тому +34

    Someone needs to call the cops and have them to do a welfare check on Cobra. This guy needs help. Merry Christmas everyone

    • @Taytaymx5
      @Taytaymx5 9 місяців тому +13

      He had his livestream going when they came out to check on him maybe a few weeks ago, he was absolutely blitzed, falling down and yelling at the cops. He needs an intervention, not the cops.

  • @Shadowpaw_1618
    @Shadowpaw_1618 9 місяців тому +9

    I think Cobra's stomach should be scientifically examined, cus this ain't no human food or drink he is consuming. I'm impressed of how strong of a stomach he has.. 😂 It's almost unreal.

    • @SHKEVE
      @SHKEVE 9 місяців тому

      he throws up on stream a lot

  • @anon2234
    @anon2234 9 місяців тому +14

    YES! I BEEN WAITING FOR THE MEAD SAGA TO HIT AUGUST'S CHANNEL.
    The gag factor in these videos is unreal.

  • @treasurebrotherz5586
    @treasurebrotherz5586 9 місяців тому +18

    He uses a funnel for bacon but not juice lol.

  • @enoughabouteve
    @enoughabouteve 9 місяців тому +47

    I almost thought this would be gross and funkified but then he specified that the bacon bits are cooked and cured and I took a sigh of relief. Merry christmas August

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @elgoblino9918
      @elgoblino9918 9 місяців тому +2

      ​​@Qualcuno4000 is just a bot.

    • @kazumablackwing4270
      @kazumablackwing4270 9 місяців тому +4

      I mean, that's only marginally better, tbh

  • @IkesDaddelbox
    @IkesDaddelbox 9 місяців тому +10

    6:45 Cherry and banana juice is actually pretty good. It's usually served in 2 layers in one glass. Cherry layer on top and banana layer on the bottom (some do it the other way around). It looks and tastes awesome. I don't know if it has global name but here in Germany we call it KiBa (Kirsche, Banane).

  • @jaydude25
    @jaydude25 9 місяців тому +4

    I can't get over the fact he used a funnel for the bacon pieces but not for the juice 🤔

  • @leonhard.doerflinger
    @leonhard.doerflinger 8 місяців тому +1

    8:46 That actually looked like a fermentation lock. Does he know what he is doing after all?

  • @EarMuncher
    @EarMuncher 9 місяців тому +14

    It doesn’t matter how happy
    How sad
    Or how mad this man is
    He sounds the same 😭

  • @cruzman8605
    @cruzman8605 9 місяців тому +28

    So this is our Christmas present. Thank you Mr. Duck.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

  • @The_War_Pug
    @The_War_Pug 9 місяців тому +8

    As a very amateur mead maker, adding candy will fill in for some of the sugar that is needed to back sweeten mead but you do this after the mead has been fermenting for at least 3 months and after you've killed off the remaining yeast. Adding sugar also invalidates putting candy in so this is going to be very VERY sweet mead that will likely taste like rum going doing your throat but only around 16% alcohol. You can add candy during the fermentation process for the sugar which the yeast will consume but honey alone should take care of that let alone the fucking multiple cups of sugar he added.
    EDIT: August makes a good point. You want sanitized containers for mead making because any bad bacteria can at best turn your mead into vinegar and at worse make it poisonous.

  • @maurgocrazy3431
    @maurgocrazy3431 9 місяців тому +2

    Mead also called hydromel (particularly when low in alcohol content), is an alcoholic beverage made by fermenting honey mixed with water, and sometimes with added ingredients such as fruits, spices, grains, or hops. The alcoholic content ranges from about 3.5% ABV to more than 20%. The defining characteristic of mead is that the majority of the beverage's fermentable sugar is derived from honey. It may be still, carbonated, or naturally sparkling; dry, semi-sweet, or sweet

    • @deathistherevenge
      @deathistherevenge 8 місяців тому

      I don't any know mead with is only fermented honey mixed with water... As far as i know, mead is a honey wine. In which you mix wine with honey which was beforehand heated up and let it further ferment it. Also mead never is carbonated as far my knowledge reaches. I may can be wrong, but so far what i pucked up over the viking culture and other things revolving around that, this all has the same fundamental "rules" or better say definitions.
      Like I said, i might be wrong, but that is the way i got it taught in school likewise on Viking "festivities" or events (or what you could call it in english) here in Germany.
      If there are language wise problems with the grammar or spelling and so one, it's not my native language.
      With friendly regards from germany

    • @deathistherevenge
      @deathistherevenge 5 місяців тому

      @@moon-moth1 good to know, i didn't thought about googling at the time and also i am a little bit cautious about historical information on the Internet.
      but thanks for the explanation and have a good day

  • @GreySquirrelly1016
    @GreySquirrelly1016 9 місяців тому +4

    lol I’ve made mead with just honey, water and bread yeast. Not sure why he would even not just use the mucho mango some extra sugar, and bread yeast to make mango wine. Champagne yeast if you want a stronger APV

  • @leahcimwerdna5209
    @leahcimwerdna5209 9 місяців тому +26

    Lol I was at a family gathering last night, my Aunt brought a dish that's was delicious but claimed she forgot bacon....my reply was exaggerated astonishment on how such an important tasty ingredient could have been overlooked....because as I said, "bacon makes everything better", I redact that statement, I haven't finished the video yet, the color alone from the thumbnail is enough to make me question my replies.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому +1

      my farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @D4rkamusprime
      @D4rkamusprime 9 місяців тому

  • @lisapop5219
    @lisapop5219 9 місяців тому +12

    I'm sorry that you aren't feeling Christmas this year. That was me last year. This year is much better. Take care and I hope your cheer eventually comes back ❤

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

  • @Jaguar_.-._
    @Jaguar_.-._ 9 місяців тому +7

    This can’t get worse…
    Also it getting worse every time:

  • @skaterclique
    @skaterclique 9 місяців тому +1

    its like when your a kid at school lunch and find it funny to mix everything at the table onto a tray to make a nasty concoction

  • @Xizax41325
    @Xizax41325 9 місяців тому +4

    The old ocean spray bottle isn't the worst assuming it was sanitized, which I am 100% it was not. The main thing would be getting an airlock onto it. Which I am also assuming best case he's just burping it. They, and I on occasion, homebrew in 5 gallon buckets.
    All that being said. It is very easy to get glass bottles. Just go to the store, get a gallon Carlo Rossi and either drink it or dump it. Bam, good enough bottle once you get an air lock. Alternatively those glass apple juice bottles work if you want to make some hard cider.

  • @captainfoxheart
    @captainfoxheart 9 місяців тому +5

    I got a burrito the other day and I cut it in half and set it on a plate to get my water... And I literally shuddered because I have the image of him eating his burrito with the cockroaches in it and I lost my appetite

  • @gregbrown8881
    @gregbrown8881 9 місяців тому +5

    I'm sorry but it has to be addressed: The man used a funnel to pour the bacon bits into his mead bottle, but didn't bother with it when pouring the mango juice. That's some madlad activity right there.
    Also need to mention that I was also on the verge off throwing up when he drank that unfinished first batch.

  • @tiny2438
    @tiny2438 9 місяців тому +8

    i became physically angry at this video for no good reason. thanks august, Merry Christmas you S.o.B lol

  • @eledog521
    @eledog521 9 місяців тому +3

    I just puked because I’m sick right now and so that just triggered me to throw up

  • @Koplerio
    @Koplerio 9 місяців тому +1

    Main ingredients for mead:
    1. Honey
    2. Water
    3. Some form of yeast bearing substance (hops, malt, or just yeast)
    Additional ingredients you can add (some during, some after fermentation process):
    -Berries
    -more honey
    -spices (yes, stuff like chili, cloves, cinnamon, ginger, lemon, nuts, edible flowers and what have you not)
    Now- you may be able to tell... I never listed sugar... the reason being... yeast like that processed sugar more than the honey and it'll turn into vinegar sooner than it should.

    • @Koplerio
      @Koplerio 9 місяців тому

      Oh and to make sure it don't turn into vinegar- make sure to filter it and then heat the mead in a pot, when it smells like strong alcohol... to get rid of the yeast, u know?
      Also hot mead tastes godly, too.

  • @styrofoamdoritos
    @styrofoamdoritos 9 місяців тому +5

    i love seeing bigger channels cover lolcows. for the longest time i've only been watching smokeymcc and im happy that people are learning more about these types of people lol

    • @kell2229
      @kell2229 9 місяців тому +1

      Kiwi tapes is good to

  • @necromagrimm1090
    @necromagrimm1090 9 місяців тому +6

    My heart goes out to you, Sir Duck... just the sheer hours of "Research" put in to filter out and sift through the detritus that is the modern interwebs, is astounding.... I doff my hat to you, good sir

  • @ElysetheEevee
    @ElysetheEevee 9 місяців тому +4

    As someone who can't stand drinking the last few sips of a drink due to backwash and psyching myself out, him drinking straight from the bottle just to let that saliva ferment made me nearly throw up.
    Yes, I know drinking from anything leaves traces of saliva/bacteria just by drinking it. I have this whole system with drinking from a can or bottle to block as much liquid as possible from going back into the container lol.
    This whole thing just makes me die inside. 😂

  • @tbro97
    @tbro97 8 місяців тому

    I started making mead myself about a year ago. I think the first one he made exploded and that’s why he never drank he. He never put an airlock on the bottle to let the gases from the yeast out, he fully sealed it

  • @ViperVixen420_69
    @ViperVixen420_69 9 місяців тому +2

    as someone of viking heritage... 'bacon mead' hurts my soul... and collapses my spine involuntarily... also, typically, mead is just alcoholic honey water, I make real mead myself... although spices, fruits, and berries can be added into the batches. I for example, make something I call 'Honey-apple pie mead.' Which adds in a few apple pie spices (Ginger, and cinnamon, mostly) and some apple cider. and some extra honey in the base rcipe... but this... bacon mead... it just sounds disgusting, and it almost shamed the viking lineage from my veins. Being one of the descendants of Erik the Red and Lief Eriksson, I can say we of real viking descent do not claim this sorry excuse of a human being. If ya can't make even basic mead properly, ya got no right to call yourself a viking, or whatever toxic concoction you invented, mead. But that's just my two cents... as long as he is only killing himself and not others, I call it a step for the better. thanks for coming to my ted talk, Skal.

  • @IMTHATCHICK11
    @IMTHATCHICK11 9 місяців тому +4

    Am i the only one who started singing "WAIT FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER!" after he said "I DONT WANT TO WAIT" 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤?????

    • @hli
      @hli 9 місяців тому +1

      Lol I sang that too 😂

  • @tamlettieri
    @tamlettieri 9 місяців тому +4

    "Doesn't look appetizing" is the understatement of the year.

  • @Samply08
    @Samply08 9 місяців тому +4

    I wanna remind everyone cobra is incredibly inpatient and never lets these ferment they basically just sit and he then think he’s drunk

  • @oak3ns
    @oak3ns 7 місяців тому

    what's even worse about his homebrewing is that he's mainly doing this because food stamps won't but alcohol, but he's so impatient that he always is taking his meads out a week or more early. He's not even getting buzzed, it's just straight up rotten juice.

  • @ScotchRanger945
    @ScotchRanger945 Місяць тому

    Dude looks like the final form of that one kid in school who wore the fedora and ran with his arms flapping behind him and his body hunched forward like an anime character. The fold on that hat is wild

  • @IsaacWale2004
    @IsaacWale2004 9 місяців тому +9

    As soon as I saw him in the thumbnail, I knew I was in for a ride...
    Also...
    Merry Christmas August and fellow August fans! :)
    (Including new fans and pre-fans)

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому

      My farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

    • @4rgbur.
      @4rgbur. 9 місяців тому +2

      merry christmas^_^

  • @Peasizedpottasium
    @Peasizedpottasium 9 місяців тому +6

    After watching this video, the thought of super-powered aliens in skin suits living among us doesn't sound so crazy

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 9 місяців тому

      my farts are better than August's farts 🦌💨

  • @building_ghost2860
    @building_ghost2860 9 місяців тому +4

    Love your videos august! Keep it up! I always look forward to seeing your videos no matter how nasty they might be. ❤❤

  • @bananadoppiotm1088
    @bananadoppiotm1088 9 місяців тому

    So this is what happens when a Hunter looses itself in BloodBorne

  • @Aringka
    @Aringka 9 місяців тому

    Christmas spirit down the toilet more like it, also Merry Christmas to you August and don't drink too much mead

  • @ChemicalProductions.
    @ChemicalProductions. 9 місяців тому +4

    Hi August! I love your videos so much. I’ve been sick with the flu and bronchitis so I’ve been binge watching all ur stuff. Merry Christmas and happy holidays!

  • @kitty_goes_quack
    @kitty_goes_quack 9 місяців тому +4

    I love that i think august is loosing his mind when this still isn't the worst. The burrito was the worst but only because of the bugs, his actual recipes get so much worse. I think he put brains on a burger, he also loves everything he makes. He liked the bug burrito

    • @benhubbell7525
      @benhubbell7525 9 місяців тому

      The bugrito was a culinary masterpiece

  • @AaaA-wn8rb
    @AaaA-wn8rb 9 місяців тому +3

    I literally gagged so much at 7:20 that I ran to the bathroom, because I was sure I was about to throw up. Amazing Christmas present August lol

  • @Wagonball_Z
    @Wagonball_Z 9 місяців тому +1

    i've seen a lot of him lately.. he makes my cooking look like Gordan Ramsey

  • @kevinkast6885
    @kevinkast6885 9 місяців тому

    He doesn't seem like the shiniest doorknob in the box

  • @chemistryofquestionablequa6252
    @chemistryofquestionablequa6252 9 місяців тому +4

    Simple recipes are usually best for home brewing. Something you see a lot in hobbies like brewing is people who don’t really understand how it works making things overly complicated and absolutely ruining it in the process.

    • @hildahilpert5018
      @hildahilpert5018 8 місяців тому

      My grandfather would sometimes make home brew.The difference between him and Cobra is the fact his father grew grapes and made homemade wine, and grandpa,s sister, my great aunt Helen had an actual license from the State of Arkansas allowing her to make wine and liquor.Plus some of the relatives in Germany also owned vineyards which means my relatives actually knew how to make things like wine,etc.

    • @chemistryofquestionablequa6252
      @chemistryofquestionablequa6252 8 місяців тому

      @@hildahilpert5018 nice, I live in Arkansas too. I’m pretty sure that you only need a license these days for distilling hard liquor and you can make beer, wine and mead without any government interference.

  • @redwolf92
    @redwolf92 9 місяців тому +5

    Kobra has a massive charisma points that even diseases have no pulls against him.

  • @AbnerGonzalez2010
    @AbnerGonzalez2010 9 місяців тому +4

    Erm what the flip 🤓

  • @galaxystrawberryjellybean4547
    @galaxystrawberryjellybean4547 9 місяців тому +2

    4:58 stuff you can’t put into mead and home brewed alcohol every list included mead😂💀

  • @jordankelly5466
    @jordankelly5466 9 місяців тому

    The smaller diameter funnel to get a solid into a larger opening in a bottle is the best part.. LOL

  • @ApexMinutesHD
    @ApexMinutesHD 9 місяців тому +1

    This man is if covid was a person

  • @daninja130
    @daninja130 9 місяців тому

    None of these ingredients belong together, ever.

  • @tomdyer8518
    @tomdyer8518 4 місяці тому +1

    and I can’t afford groceries, dope.

  • @adolfolerito6744
    @adolfolerito6744 9 місяців тому +1

    “Cherry juice would clash with the banana”
    August should come to Germany. Here one of the best juices ever is “Kiba”, which is made by mixing cherry juice and banana juice together, and tastes absolutely GREAT!

  • @miroslavzima8856
    @miroslavzima8856 9 місяців тому

    I'm absolutely certain this is direct violation of meadmaker treaty!

  • @johnmike121
    @johnmike121 9 місяців тому +2

    It's just a thick brown rotting goo with zero alcohol content

  • @Chip1189
    @Chip1189 9 місяців тому

    "hopefully cobra doesn't die"
    me: hopefully he doesn't reproduce.

  • @GlenBixley
    @GlenBixley 9 місяців тому +1

    I Home brew, and I've made mead.
    Wow, why meat ? and
    are you sure it contained Honey ?
    Its common for some people to add a single Black jellybean to a bear to give a slight taste on aniseed.
    I like to experiment, but that was just for views I'm sure.
    Loved it.

  • @jeremybunn5415
    @jeremybunn5415 9 місяців тому

    I was recently informed I live in the same town as this man. Gotta get outta Wyoming

  • @afwr209
    @afwr209 9 місяців тому

    I need a new mind after seeing this. Thoughts and prayers for the other ingredients. Lived in Cornwall for a while and other mead related places and there certainly are variants but this is another circle of hell.

  • @isaiah890
    @isaiah890 9 місяців тому

    A fresh jug of barf for Christmas. One drop of that on my tongue and I'm gonna have to be on life support.

  • @Athena74205
    @Athena74205 9 місяців тому

    as someone who enjoys home brewing, his lack of regard for sanitization scares me.

  • @Yezpahr
    @Yezpahr 8 місяців тому

    6:32 This explains the funnel he had, but he used it on the wrong thing. Probably wasn't his own idea to use a funnel and he funked it up.

  • @Dannyboy314
    @Dannyboy314 Місяць тому +1

    I ate and drank some really disgusting things when i was in the army, but I'll skip this one....when it's cold and i'm hungry , yeah, i would mix cocoa, coffee and magerine. It taste like shit, but keeps you going..but I would never, and i mean never eat this shit, unless it means i will survive.

  • @tautology_zero
    @tautology_zero 9 місяців тому +1

    I make mead myself quite often and, that is totally not how you would do it. There's too much sugar so it would be diabetic sweet. The flavour combos are weird. The salt in the peanut butter and process chocolate would retard fermentation. Fermenting processed chocolate is really hard (too many fats and salt). He should be using water not sodding fruit juice. The quantities are all wrong. He never left any gap for co2 production in the bottle. He doesn't say what type of yeast he's using, but I suspect it won't really do much.
    You can add meat flavour to alcohol, using a meat wash; where you basically use distilled spirits to take some of the flavour from meat, but that should be done with 40% alcohol and made before serving and refrigerated. It's not something I've ever risked doing.
    It's a mess, even if that did ferment it wouldn't taste good and would have barely any alcohol in it. With the bacon bits it'd probably end up rancid too.

  • @Stars-Around-Scars-Collective
    @Stars-Around-Scars-Collective 9 місяців тому

    the third place for mead is in a D&D game
    but nobody's actually drinking it cause its rp

  • @gabukomitsukiva
    @gabukomitsukiva 9 місяців тому +1

    Im gonna be real this isnt as bad as the roach in his food or the mold or the fact he leaves shit out for DAYS 😂 like bro bacon mead is the least of this mans eccentricities

  • @DerpDavid
    @DerpDavid 9 місяців тому +1

    This definitely isn't mead. I make mead. This is not it. Top of that, my biggest concern is that he hasn't sterilized anything, and has touched everything with his hands (lets not even talk about the meat). I seriously hope he didn't try to actually ferment this and drink it. On top of that, he sealed the bottle. I bet anything that bottle exploded. This video hurt me.

  • @thinncrispyy9570
    @thinncrispyy9570 9 місяців тому +1

    imagine the bottles they used to bootleg whisky and moonshine back in the 20's?...... let the guy make us a drink my guy
    sorry snooty pants flying around in commercial with his nose stalling straight up in the air.. you made this video right before christmas because you spent to much and need some cash my guy. give me a break

  • @joeyl669
    @joeyl669 9 місяців тому

    This would make a vintner have an aneurysm