The Dumbest Criminal on the Planet
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- Опубліковано 22 кві 2023
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Dumb criminals, an easy day for the boys in blue, and a day of entertainment for us. Today, we watch what might be the worst attempt at a crime ever recorded. Buckle up.
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"So you accidentally put a tracking device in her car?"
"Yes."
The confidence he has when he said yes had me rolling
He is the most honest criminal ever
He reminds me of Calvin Greer from that one vid August did about To Catch a Predator
lmao same
Bro really thought he could pull it off
lulz. ur such a smol
He looks like the kind of guy to be like "Your honor, it was for love." After putting a tracking device on her car.
Makes me think of Brooklyn 99 Jake when he’s interrogating the guy who blew up his gf’s husband “it was for love!”
Jake on the intercom “Cool motive! Still murder!”
your logo looks like a mewing amogus
That has got to be the friendliest-sounding officer I’ve ever heard pulling over a criminal
Hi! How ya doing? I'll be taking your order today
Georgia cops are GENERALLY pretty nice, they just want to go back to their air conditioned car lol
@@TheGoopGod valid, tbh same if I were a cop
No this is a smart cop, like he knows he has to make both people calm in order to get information and keep one from running or panicking. He's obviously been trained well
especially for an american one 💀
"Do you wanna hide the keys on it somewhere? I know you're experienced at hiding things on cars." That cop's comment was the best.
The fact the dude CALLED HER while the cops are there trying to figure out the situation....like...dude.
He clearly doesn't think he's done anything wrong, and she hasn't done enough to persuade him otherwise, in fact her action have encouraged him.
She knew he was unstable to the point where she had to call the police more than once, but also interacted with him when he contacted after the first incident.
@@ultrademigodshe shouldn’t have let him in her life yes.
But if he got jealous and killed her does that men it’s her fault too?
You can’t control another persons actions
@@amoraacho6181 She already took actions to eliminate him from her life, because she knew he was dangerous, but then she ignored her brain and reconnected with him.
She knows he's not a safe person to be around, and she decided to hang around with him any way.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
@@ultrademigod I’m not saying that she didn’t make a stupid choice.
But saying that is like saying some deserves get robbed because they wear nice clothing.
@@amoraacho6181 I didn't say she deserves it, but she has failed to send a clear message to a man who clearly has boundary issues.
A closer analogy would be this.
It would be like getting robbed by a 'friend' then reporting them to the police.
The police get their stuff back and arrest the thief.
Then they go right back to hanging out with the thief, and are surprised when they get robbed again.
"Please just let me go" is so crazy to ask for when you put a TRACKING DEVICE on someone's car. How many times has he possibly done this??
@The Big Truth Teller what's the point of your self censorship? It's not against TOS to curse or discuss "taboo," or the like. I mean, you *can* say the word sexual.
@The Big Truth Teller Ah, shadow ban I got ya. You can check your shadow ban status using a proxy reader, you can also make it invisible to their low grade auto readers to where someone has to actually look at it and not just a robot doing it.
it was his first time
In India, I guarantee he's done this to many women, with the support of his parents.
@@pixies64 Yeah, cuz you can TOTALLY take this guy's word at face value. 🙄
With a long-term stalking situation like this, the stalker has convinced himself that his victim has feelings for him. It's an extremely dangerous situation for the victim and often ends in physical injury. It's a terrifying position to be in, and one that can only be stopped with INTENSIVE psychological deprogramming of the stalker.
Why waste resources fixing him he'll do it again he's better 6ft under
As someone who was stalked by my ex girlfriend, she handled it very well , when I talked to cops they were very nice like they were to her, even though I was a big guy and she was a very short skinny girl they stayed with me and took it seriously the female cop even brought me my favorite burger king meal and drink and gave me her card
Fortunately she has left me alone
It's extremely scary
Yep, this reminds me of the Diane Downs situation.
He's the type of person....
Ramesh: "But Officer, she accidentally fell on my knife 20 times. I don't know how she died...🤷🏿♀️ I'm a student sir. I've never done this before except those other 5 women whose necks accidentally fell on that ax I used to have."
Officer: 🤨🤨
Guy is the type of guy to kill his hostage before asking them if they had any last words
Lmao that does sound like something he’d say 😂
Officer: Man whatever shit ur on, I want some, because that has got to be the most cryptic shit I've heard a human say.
Ramesh: Oh well I've been eating this awesome white candy, it's in my dashboard
Officer: go f*cking figure🙄
Lemme proofread this
Ramesh: “But officer, she accidentally fell on my third leg twenty times.
I don’t know how she died...🤷🏿♀️I’m a
Student sir. I’ve never done this
before except those other five women whose mouths accidentally fell on that
Pipe I used to have.”
@@angelascotney3204 can't imagine the dude in jail!
I truly can only assume this guy is so disconnected from reality that he doesn't see the insanity of his words and actions, which is actually pretty terrifying because it makes me think this isn't a person that even a restraining order and the threat of jail would stop. Hopefully I'm wrong and this doesn't turn into a true crime situation. Poor woman, I hope she's safe.
yeah, they are known for there bad behavior towards women in there own country! the idiot thought he was going to come here acting the same way! got to watch out for them, they are known to throw acid because they got rejected......
My thoughts exactly. I pray for her safety. That guy needs to be put away from society. From personal experience, guys like that will usually never stop until drastic measures are taken 🙏🏾
Shes a hooker and her sugar daddy found out shes still hookin lol its a mess but they both need to stop contacting each other.
Shes a hooker and her sugar daddy found out shes still hookin lol its a mess but they both need to stop contacting each other.
With his accent I wonder how he was tought to treat women when he was growing up. We all know that some different cultures don't allow women to be autonomous.
One of the harder lessons to learn is that usually people DON'T change. Yes, some do, but it isn't a bet I'd put money on. At most, their atrocious behavior lessens a bit, but it is still THERE. If you manage to get away from a toxic person, August is right, let it be. Do not contact them again. Do not LET them contact you again. If they manage to anyway and they try pulling the "I'm sorry" sh*t, accept the apology and press BLOCK.
I just brokeup with my girlfriend of over 2 years and I really need to keep this in my head. Im so mad at her, and there's so much unforgivable crap she did, but in reality if she called me inna month or two I'd probably forgive her.
Friend of mine that's slowly accumulating more and more messed up people that she's stayed in contact with for years now really needs to learn this lesson. Like seriously, if literally all their other friends have cut ties with them because of their behavior, and they treat you like garbage even though you're literally the only person who still associates with them, that should make it pretty obvious that THEY are the problem, and you're not obligated to stick with them just so they won't be alone...
Anyone can change but that doesn't mean they shouldn't get punishment
Not just because this guy will go to jail for his crime means he can never change after he gets out of prison or even try to change himself and morals inside the prison.
@@rawdasalmataman7908 It is unlikely he will though. Never said it was impossible, just very unlikely. Most of the time, they will justify their behavior and keep doing it.
@@gem9535 This is something I don't know
But my point is them changing or not have nothing to do with them getting punishment for their actions
That's the point of my comment
Actually if they truly changed they WILL want to get punished for whatever they did.
How *not* to be a criminal 101: Doing this.
Step 1: Be honest
Nah, I prefer my criminals to be like this.
Makes catching them real easy.
bruh
@@the_inquisitive_inquisitor fair point, we don't want the next generation of top criminals
Step one: don’t break the law
I think he's playing the "Just act stupid" act and hoping the officer will see it as, "Oh, he didn't really know what he was doing. Let's let him go."
this is augusts way of making us think hes not stalking us all at the same time all the time
I love when people think "it was just this one time" are the magic words that ensure you'll be let go after doing something wrong.
"Officer I'm sorry I killed this girl but it was just this one time!"
"This is the first time i bombed an apartment full of people sir! Let me go! It was just once!"
I'm sorry I invaded Iraq, but it was just this one time...
...the next invasion will be in another country.
"Officer sorry I started my own drug empire, but I only did it once!"
I’m imagining this dude just says “Ha! I put a tracking device on your car!” Right to the victims face thinking they can’t do anything and he just made a huge brain move.
Stalkers are some of the most terrifying people. Its extremely hard to get them arrested or get to them to stop. They are mentally sick and only hear what they want to hear from you. You can scream at them that you hate them and never want to see them again and they will only hear "see me again"
Men like this are why so many women are legitimately terrified to go on dates or go jogging by themselves! I just was followed in a car by a male creeper last night. Terrifying.
Kind of sexist wording but I get what you mean lmao. So you know men are also stalked/followed/assaulted. Men are also on guard when walking at night. It's a human thing not a gender thing
@@baconscoobysnacks3135 ur not getting the point *really* but 👌..
@@iwantyoursmoke it's easy to say that without elaborating lmao
@@baconscoobysnacks3135 oh i thought you would know what i mean but i guess let me explain, women are more susceptible to stalking, huge majority of the victims are women, majority of the stalking are men 🤷 no one said men aren't susceptible to stalking at all but theres a quote for it saying, "men will fuck anything/anyone they see", not that it's all true but it definitely came from stalking and creepy ass dudes.. and one thing i'll say is it ain't sexist sounding at all, it's very true too. original commentor also said "men *like this* ", not men in general or all men.
@@iwantyoursmoke that was sexist AF too lmao. I'm guessing you got your information from a statistic? Probably not 😂 but I'll assume you did. Statistics involving things like stalking aren't accurate at all, men are less likely to report out of shame and women are less likely to report out of fear. The fact you're regurgitating rhetoric like this tells me you have a lot to learn about life and about people. There is a sexist joke about misusing statistics, it goes like this "sadly 10% of women are recorded to be on bipolar medication, that means 90% of women go untreated"
He told her about the tracking devise to scare her people like him get off on creating fear in their victim. A serial killer in Las Vegas had a hit list. The woman was waiting for him to come to her house it was 30 minute drive. It took him over 3 hours and he kept calling her saying he was getting close to drawn out the suspense. Luckily she sensed something wrong but when he finally got there, she still had to fight for her life. She was one of the lucky ones. My point is there is a weird thrill for these predators in toying with their prey. Girls, friends are easy to come by, don't take chances.
I more so think he told her about it prove his point. Like " I know you're here my tracker says you are." She possibly not believing he would do something so crazy, told him she didn't believe him. So, he told her exactly where it was.
@@ketket6674 Yep, you could be right. Scary no matter what his motivation was.
Oh yeah, I remember that guy. Called himself the Viper.
i was just watching this body cam footage the other day. this shit is crazy. it’s even more crazy because you know the girl never gave him any hint of her liking him. just manifested a reality in his head
U should watch Code blue cam! The humans over there are f*cking ludicrous
"Officer, this is my first time murdering someone, and I was drunk driving anyway, so I couldn't control it. You gotta believe me, I'm innocent."
This is like that Rick and morty parody tv show “30 second crimes”
“Ok who is stalking you and what did he do?”
“It was me sir, I’m stalking her and I put a gps tracker on her car and I put it in this exact location. Handcuff me”
Stalking is just a romantic date the other person doesn't know about, and he wanted her to know.
☠️
@@lizz.vengeance ☠
Wrong!!!!
FBI OPEN UP
Props to the cop for doing his job well, being friendly and letting the guy talk his side. Love to see it.
I know what A LOT of indian guys are like, just to clarify this is not a stereotype on all indian men but it's very common unfortunately over there. They haven't been educated about harassment and some of them are aware, they just don't care and continue to do so as long as they don't get caught. So i personally think Indian immigrants, more specifically the men should be educated on harassment before entering a western country. Not just indians but EVERY single person should know it's wrong and should learn that consequences will happen if they break the rules.
This will absolutely become a coffee break story that’ll float through the precinct for some time to come. 🤦♂️
that cops "Hello!" was so friendly i would honestly speed to talk to him
wow so orriginal
I love all of your content, August, but this was super fun. Would love to see more like this.
Same here, less cooking, more stuff like this, please.
Sometimes stalking just happens you're out for a walk then bam you get charged with stalking
Ikr, like I was just jogging behind her
@@drby163 exactly! I thought this was America
@@christopher.m.dickinson0315 land of freedom and I can't even walk behind women on the street🤷
@@christopher.m.dickinson0315 "Is this America? I thought this was America!" - Randy Marsh.
@@drby163 I know and the real kicker is you just try to give thim a hug so they know that their loved and you get slapped with a assault charge. What is this world coming to
I totally agree with you bud. *Not a dig at her but* once it stops and they contact you again. Ignore and report again. *Cause by contacting them back. You are only inviting the problem back in your life.*
People are told not to trust their instincts, but most people’s instincts are good.
@@frenchtoastemergency yeah but I feel in this case instinct with looking what happened would've helped.
Kinda victim blamey language there. "Only inviting the problem back in" I doubt she did.
You do not realize how terrifying having a stalker can be it seems. And neither does August, generally he lacks awareness to women-specific problems and it's kind of cringe. She probably hoped by "being friends" aka answering his texts every now and then she could keep him at bay. Stalkers can get really angry when you break contact or ignore them.
When I blocked my stalker everywhere he crossed statelines just half a week later to seek me out and kill me and my girlfriend (and our cats). His attempt failed, but I would never blame a stalker-victim for being too kind to their stalker.
They're not naive, they're scared.
@@Thiefnuker my intention isn't and wasn't to victim blame at all or even allude to victim blame.
@@Thiefnuker Jesus don't throw around the term victim blaming so freely, you sound fucking stupid. It can simultaneously be both, it WAS a horrible decision on her part and was inviting the problem back in her life, but at the same time people can comprehend why she may have done it due to fear. It was still a bad decision.victim blaming would be saying something like "well c'mon she clearly wanted the guy, she was talking to him, obviously she wanted him to follow her with a tracker". What you're doing is being disingenuous, freely using terms like that muddys the water, makes the term lose it's severity/meaning, and also makes people less likely to listen to what you have to say
Stalkers deserve harsh punishments...
How do you stalk someone on accident 😨
It’s called stupidity
When your brain does it instead of your arms and legs 🤷♀️
You go to all of the same places by tracker-led accident
My lord, this guy is truly something else "oh yeah sure, I may have stalked someone but I did it once so obviously the law should ignore it completely"! 🤣 What made this funnier was the fact he was being 100% serious.
Police: HE HAD 15 STAB WOUNDS
Criminal: my hand slipped
The stalker definitely stands to be deported if him stating "I'm a student" implies he's here on a F1 student visa.
Hes a criminal and you're a racist...nice
Hopefully
The reason why he said “I’m a student” is that the Indian caste system sees police as lower caste and students (actually academics as a whole) as higher in the caste, and often they can get away with crimes if they do that. And a lot of Hindus in their communities as well as new Indian immigrants still try to use the system to get out of stuff. The system also sees women as property, which might contribute to his blasé attitude.
Not all are like this, but some don’t realize they aren’t in their home community anymore.
This guy is the walking image of shooting his hostage before saying if they had any last words
him being so helpful makes me question stuff
"Do you wanna hide the keys somewhere? You're good at hiding things in cars"
Underrated parting shot.
The part where he tried to call her, while the cop was standing there, was the real cherry on top
That officer's "Hello!" Sounds like Wheatley from Portal 2.
Amazing!
Loved the Twitch stream last night! Plus, if you play games over there, you can always use those VODs to post over here. Two birds one stone.
perhaps... two ducks one stone?
Bad idea, he’s not going to get the same amount of views or even close therefore the algorithm will read it as him getting less views therefore his channel won’t show up to so many people as it does now.
Yep upload more gaming 🤪
Criminal: I stalked on her by accident.
Me: You also accidentally opened your big mouth. XD
This officer is wayyy too nice, this dude literally put a tracking device on her car, we all know where these kinds of stories usually go if these guys don't face consequences or the woman doesn't get proper help. I hope she gets a restraining order against him.
The worst crime is how much more I'm paying for gas in my area.
Gimme that 2.95 gas please.
This is part of the reason cops can be so touchy-they’re constantly having to deal with goobers like this stalker. I’d be anxious, too.
The police officer sounds so friendly omg
"It's just a relationship thing. That's it." 😆
Wild guess. From what I have been told some parts of indian culture don't value women that much and basically treat them as 'worthless'. I fon't know if he's native or just has the accent but maby he's very accustomed to this sort of culture where controlling your partner is common. Plus he is dilusional and I guess he thinks he's entiteled to be with this woman.
Couldn't agree with you more
I was hooked from the start "yes i put a tracker on her car. Please this one time let me go?" 😂
It may sound dumb that he let her know he put a tracking device in her car but these kind of people usually do those things to kind of let the victims know what they're capable of
I hope I've been in the mere PRESENCE of this police officer in any part of my life, I want to be this man's best friend.
*mere
@@Not_Always thank you for the correction.
that "Please this one time let me go" really caught me off guard there.
I think he thought as one guy to another the friendly office would understand and just let it slide.
I was in a wrong state of mind, something like this guy, before when I was crazy in love with a manipulative girl. I stalked and followed her. I cannot recall how I realized how pathetic I was back then. But when I realized it, I instantly changed my ways, forget about her, moved on, and cut off all communications. I was toxic and irrational. A bad relationship can make someone go crazy.
I've seen the same kind of weird just this one time let me go, thing before. Oddly it was an Indian scammer who got confronted and outed. I'm not sure if there's something cultural that makes that sound like a real life possibility, but it's weird.
If I was a lawyer and Ramesh said “It was an accident can you forgive me and let me go” I would actually whip my head back and cackle, I would cackle so loud satan would enter the room to shut me up.
I've been with you since 400k and your first video I ever watched was the one with the Karen who thought she couldn't be arrested since she was a woman. Good to see you return to an old classic on your channel!
hiya loved the stream yesterday u always make my day
I’ve was a smarter criminal when I was 7 and would steal candy from grocery stores.
Yeah, this is officer Johnson, we got the candy king here. Send all troops
@@onepunchtocelebrate670 😂😂
I walked away from preschool one day and went to the local shop to grab a carton of Iced Coffee. Then I walked home, sat on the doorstep and drank it until my mum and teacher pulled up in the driveway
Is the statute of limitations up on your crime spree? Cuz you just confessed online to truly felonious behaviour; you could and should go to jail for life you candy thief you!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@7:51 "do you want to hide the keys on it somewhere bc you have experience with hiding things on cars?" LMAOO IM DEAD. THAT COP ROASTED THIS MAN.
He has a clear accent and I’m sorry it’s no rasict it’s culture based, he probably has veiws that are through by India or Pakistan where women have little to no right so it’s okay to stalk them or hatred them. Women are livestock to them and it’s gross but a problem put world still faces in many places. I have friends who are second gen still trying to get rid of the toxic behaviors taught to them as correct.
Sadly, plenty of people born and raised in America are stalkers.
@@carlycrays2831 not saying that doesn’t happen I’m just saying he’s probably so nonchalant about it cuz he doesn’t think it’s wrong cuz how he was raised. I have Pakistan friends that are 20 and literally don’t own their own bodies it’s their dads till they are giving away.
I was in tears before August even got to his intro..."Please this one time, just let me go." Sure, bud...haveca nice day. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the depths that human stupidity can reach have the Mariana trench jealous.
"Hello!" world's happiest officer
The best part was when the cop said he has experience hiding things in cars 😂
So, of course he knows the cops know about the tracker...
"I didn't do anything else" translates to he did something else.
It's like how a drunk driver will admit to messing on their phone because in their mind, it's a lesser crime. (It makes my day when they get ticketed for both, btw!)
“Please this one time let me go” - Weird fella
Please do more of these videos! 😂
Your commentary is golden 🏆
This escalated quickly
Well Mr. Duck, I just wanted you to know that this is the first time I've ever done something like this, so I'm pretty much going to go now, right? I genuinely don't think this guy realized that he was in trouble because he had that look of shock that the cop would have stopped him in the first place. "I wanted to know if she was lying to me." Um, Dude? I WOULD LIE TO YOU TOO! And in this situation, I don't think that lying is that bad. I mean, this guy clearly cannot take no for an answer. But he's never done anything like this before, so I guess that's the same as you know, running a red light? Thanks for another stellar one Mr. Duck!
Officer, I accidentally smoked a pound of crystal meth.
Even if you’re married to someone that does give you the right to secretly track them
If it’s your car though… which in this case it’s not
Pretty sure that's not what you can do when you are married
So happy when I heard August say he watched Live PD I frickin loved that show before I stopped having live TV. It was good, but expensive.
Gosh your commentary was the cherry on top of this weird sandwich, I have a stitch in my side😂
Criminals overwhelmingly don't see anything wrong with what they're doing. They see people trying to stop them from doing it (especially police) as the ones in the wrong.
Because criminals are fucking stupid
Most criminals know what they are doing is wrong and are taught so, they just want to deviant from it despite knowing for their own benefit.
@@kyleb7974 💯
Love your videos, keep up the great work!
This guy thought he could get away with it and that she would be more open to a relationship and easier to control if she was terrified.
We really shouldn't be laughing, because can you imagine being that woman?! You'd have to change work, your address, everything and hope he doesn't stalk your loved ones hoping to catch you!
I, too, accidentally track people. Also, definitely going to follow you on twitch.
Even saul goodman ain't getting him out of this one
August, I watch a lot of body cam footage especially from code blue cams . You asked what was he thinking, not much most people who commit crimes are not smart and do extremely dumb things for one of two reasons, A. They don't see any problem with it or B. For personal satisfaction (money, pleasure, excitement)
He was definitely panicking the whole time, just thought he could talk his way out.
This man's excuse was it's his first time being a stalker so let me go to get better at it
I love the Karen and criminal vids on this channel 😂😂 always makes my day
I prefer the Kay’s and jacks cooking 🥘 videos 😂
I laughed and was shocked so many times while watching that video the other day😂
i love these stories
"I accidentally put a tracking device on her car. Please let me go."
My guy, you haven't been read your Miranda Rights but now would be a good time to remember...you have the right to remain silent.
Don't interrupt your enemy while they're making a mistake.
I've had a few stalkers over the years and I assume he told her about the tracker because he thinks it will show her he can be trusted and will give him a way into a relationship with her.
It seems like he is trying to reassure the officer that he isn't the dangerous type of stalker and thinks by saying he isn't a criminal and a student will show he is a good guy.
Not to blame her, but she made the mistake of being too nice. I have made that mistake myself (obviously).
I think women are socialized that way. We feel bad for cutting people off and setting boundaries.
@@cantbelieveitsnotredacted1117 Yes, we do. I don't have anybody who is trying to stalk me now but I think I was just the type who was always worried about hurting someone's feeling and if you give an inch to the wrong person they take a mile. I never had anyone track my car but had them waiting outside my bedroom window, would show up places I went (bc they followed me), come to my work, and the worst was waking up with someone watching me sleep. That happened 2 different times by 2 different guys. I had a broken lock on my bedroom window at that time and they knew it. Now, I'm not the type to let things get to that point and I have working window locks now.
@@TheOfficialTarynTots oh my goodness, that's terrifying. I'm glad you're not in that situation again and hope there's never a repeat.
Subbed for the Jack videos. Sticking around for the weird stalker videos. Lol
With any luck, August's kindergarten teacher will get her furniture back some day... Criminals be doing crimes, man.
This man is unhinged, no remorse at all, he needs help.
The world's most polite policeman
This is like the guy that got stuck in the chimny... in the only house in the neighborhood that was empty, unlocked and had 1 lamp in it.... and they to destroy the chimny to get him out 😂
“People don’t think it be like it is, but it do.”
I love watching Live PD, or I guess On Patrol: Live now, and I love your videos!
Never been prouder of a person not knowing to ask for a lawyer in a police interaction. Go ahead and tell them all your secrets.
There's either something wrong with this guy or he's just so used to doing this to other people and getting away with it that he can confidently say "yes" like he's going to get bailed the second he lands in the court room.
i miss those videos of august reacting to karens so sad that people cant be worst that what they already are so he can react to them
The only thing that went through my head during this:
...wut?
There's a tv show showing a lot of stupid crimals and the first episode has 2 people siphoning gas into a 5-gallon bucket and they use a lighter to check how much gas is inside the