August doesn’t realize that the burger isn’t burnt, but it’s actually an amalgamation of old gristle and charred bits of food that has caked to the burger as it cooked, which he used to “flavor” his food. He does not wash that pan
I mean... the guy seems to genuinely love to eat his creations. He's happy doing it and it's not hurting anyone. Unlike cooking with Jack where he probably killed half his church with food poisoning.
The burger and bacon are actually not done yet. The burnt coating is grime from an unwashed pan. The funny part is, if you used these same exact ingredients, but prepared each one properly and used the right amounts, a version of this recipe could actually end up on an epic burger if done by someone with more than 2 neurons.
The Jack Links are a waste of money just to be thrown on a burger. The nacho cheese doesn't belong anywhere near the burger. The rest could work. Although... If you made some deep fried jalepeno poppers with nacho cheese in them, that could be good. Would have to be a side, because physics. No one wants jalepeno juice jetting into their eye from across the table from someone's burger.
I am on a verge of a heart attack from not just the monstrosity of what he made, but how he intimately moaned from just touching it and how it seemed to be fetishized by Cobra.
Wait if this was actually cooked the right way, this could be a banger! Someone should start a series on UA-cam remaking meals like him and Kay’s cooking the right way.
I feel like this wouldn't even be that bad. It's like something you'd find at a dive bar in rural Wisconsin. It's him eating it that just makes you feel dirty
Yeah I get that, like I was gonna comment: “give me those ingredients and I’d make myself a burger that I think would SLAP, but ngl this video still disgusts me due to the hygiene and cooking technique etc”
These recipes remind me of when you’re in elementary school at lunch and mixing random foods together, creating a concoction and then daring someone to eat it
I think he manages to accomplish both burnt and undercooked at the same by cooking at WAY too high a heat, rendering the outside charcoal before the inside can cook
Cobra is the kinda guy who walks into a public bathroom and see a hotdog on the floor. Then, without hesitation, he would immediately consume it dabbing it on the ground to extract all the "goodness"
As an immunocompromised individual I can confrim that that 'burger' would indeed kill me. During my blood transfusions my doctors frequently tell me to not follow any Mr Cobra recipes.
As a long time Cobes fan, I can say with absolute confidence, this isn't even the worst burger he's made, let alone the worst meal. The Cordial Cherry burger was vile. Beef patty, doritos, cheese, cordial cherries, peanut butter. This man is like a 6 year old left alone in the kitchen
As it happens, Cobes spent the day before Christmas in the drunk tank after downing a bottle of liquor and threatening his father and sister. The cops even confiscated his magic wand.
I figured it out - this man is perpetually stoned. This is the only explanation as to how he can genuinely enjoy these creations; because clearly that is not acting. He's just really, really, REALLY got the munchies.
@@frickfrack7075 yes basically incoherently drunk most his cooking vidoes now are inedible canned meat like canned snails or canned liver burritos he also has developed a problem with huffing duster in the past few months
It’s been a wild three years. Thank god for Boglim Chronicles, Bitesize Cobra, and Lenin Lime. His full streams are unwatchable to a mere mortal such as myself.
The weirdest part of this is the use of pasta sauce, pepperoni and mozzarella. I get the jalapeno and cheddar, even the nacho cheese. Almost a nacho burger. But also trying to make a pizza burger? Just pick one!
I get you.There was a restaurant in San Antonio called Little Hipps.They made a hamburger with cheese refried beans and Fritos on it. My mom would make Fancy Pants.It was a recipe from Hunts, using their tomato sauce.You make hamburger patties.Then you put your choice of cheese grated or sliced on one patty.Then you lay another patty on top.Seal the edges so the cheese doesn't melt out.Brown your patties on both sides.Remove from pan and drain off the grease.Put your patties back in the pan and pour over Hunts Tomato Sauce and simmer for 20 or so minutes.She served them with mashed potatoes and some sort of other veggie.You could also serve it with pasta.
Well. That was fascinatingly special. I knew a guy just like him growing up. Dude totally reminds me of him. He was super weird but hella cool. Give you the shirt off his back. I was sad when he and his folks had to move outta state.
Straight up same vibes I got lol knew a guy exactly like him, oh well cobes is pretty chill besides the hygiene especially compared to other lolcows I don't think he has done anything fucked up
@@TheJuggla042I actually admire cobra for owning his lifestyle and being comfortable in his own skin. Sure his entire life is unconventional but he seems coherent, chill, and I would personally love to run into him at a bar and drink some beers with him. Dude’s even gotten sponsored a couple times
i know it doesnt seem it on the surface but i can assure you cobra is so much worse than you think he is, he sees women as sex objects and is just sexist in every regard, hes incredibly transphobic, hes stalked multiple and currently cyberstalks women he comes across, threatened to stab his best friends sister and bragged about how he could get away with it and is just generally violent especially when intoxicated, and so so so much more. hes fascinating to watch and ive been keeping up for a long time but please dont let him trick you into garnering him any sympathy
@@daddy.depresso7612 never said he was perfect I'm sure he has his demons to deal with, but I've followed Cobra for awhile now and he's not that bad also how is he transphobic hes said constantly do what makes you happy he's just not into trans. Idk honestly I'd still smoke a blunt and chill with the dude, you kinda seem like a snowflake.
I think the cigarette, pentagram, and whispy mustache really did it for me this time. Was the burger that bad? Probably not, if you throw enough cheese at anything and cook it fully it probably tastes good. It's literally everything else. Also, he's probably going to have a heart attack being a smoker and eating all that cheese. Duck gang, we must intervene before it's too late.
@mattg4705 Elon Musk is an Aspie as well. They're not known for being highly regarded. I don't believe the Aspergers thing. At least it's not the only thing he has. Also homedad Clint never said anything about it in his rants. If there was something that defends the behavior, he would have used it
This is actually a rather tame snapshot of his eating habits and what you saw is far less gross than Josh actually lives. He recently ate a burrito full of bugs. Not on purpose. Circle of protection on you all.
Cobra cooking is the very definition of the feeling of munchies after 5 bong hits and 2 joints of good weed. I'd definitely eat like him if i still smoked weed.
@@doinkz333 Except for the fact that I have a career, a nice apartment, a loving girlfriend, a new car, decent friends, a sense of self-worth, all my teeth, a family that would hold me accountable, self-awareness, etc. Wish I was HALF as cool as Cobes though...
This looks like the times when you're broke and throw together anything you can find, but most of this shit is expensive and should NEVER be combined lol.
He deserves better than these videos. I worry about him sometimes. No one should have to watch some of these! This one creeped me out within the first twenty seconds. I could not do what August does... I just don't have the stomach for it.
I have less issues with what he is cooking then I do with his hygiene and kitchen cleanliness. Anyone that has a ServSafe certificate has got to be horrified by these videos! 🤣
It’s crazy how it’s burnt and raw at the same time. I am in disbelief. I’ve had jalapeño cheddar beacon burgers that are definitely delicious, but the way he ruined it was devastating. Adding all that nasty stuff on it and burning it while somehow making it undercooked, it just makes me so upset. He needs to be arrested. It has got to be a crime to be this nasty!
Cobra makes the gnarliest food I've ever seen. Even baked outta my mind and with the munchies I would never try his recipes. I saw a vid of him eating a burrito with bugs 😬
Usually he let's his unfinished food sit uncovered on the counter overnight. Then eat it the next day. One of his recent ones was a burrito that was literally crawling with bugs. He didn't notice since he had the burrito facing his stream.
What would win?
-The immune system of a victorian child
-The burger
The burger. Not even a contest.
Victorian child would die from the fumes.
They die just from being around it tbh
@@rustyshackleford234I think you mean the miasma. The poor dear would eventually come down with consumption and perish.
I think if you told the Victorian child about the burger the burger would win
This guy is exactly how I imagine most edgelord Redditors.
Nah, redditors cook worse
you left out bong water drinker
Redditors can cook? I thought they just called mom to ask for more hot pockets
He also has a subreddit! R/kingcobrajfs
I'm certain he is. He's dramatically improving my own self esteem though
“So good it’ll make you slap your momma,” is a turn of phrase I hadn’t heard since about 2003, but honestly, that tracks with this guy’s whole vibe.
More like slap your wife 😂😂
August doesn’t realize that the burger isn’t burnt, but it’s actually an amalgamation of old gristle and charred bits of food that has caked to the burger as it cooked, which he used to “flavor” his food. He does not wash that pan
Grease + doritos are the best seasonings, blocked TROL! TWU
A few times i forgot to wash my pan and i achieved similar results and i assure you that is burnt food from the pan's "seasoning"
He is one of those cooks that has a stove with two settings, low and high. Everything is burnt on the outside and raw inside.
Nailed it!! Definitely didn't use a clean pan. 😬
@@sprinngam2536 He didn't forget to wash the pan, those pans have never been cleaned
The fact that the dawn dish soap looks still brand new and unused really gets me
TMDWU
It’s the oil spattered wall wall for me
And the dish drying rack has a giant label on it and looks like it was never washed.
@@AccidentallNinja You noticed the oil but somehow missed the mold.. No joke there is mold on his walls.
My daughters mom cooks on high heat too smh :(
Wow, he made the Krabby Patty that almost killed the health inspector lol
Id rather eat that krabby patty
LOL
😂😂😂😂😂
The nasty patty
I wanna see Cobra and Bubblebass face off now 🤣🤣🤣
Cobra is no joke. He is 100 percent serious.
Probably drunk when making it too smh
He is high
Toots of duster
Lets hope august doesnt find the burrito video where he ate the bugs
@@mattg4705🤢🤢🤮🤮
I mean... the guy seems to genuinely love to eat his creations. He's happy doing it and it's not hurting anyone. Unlike cooking with Jack where he probably killed half his church with food poisoning.
Right he seems like a pretty alright dude too
True, jack...is a special breed.
This guy is far from chill. This guy is unhinged
@@spicybeantofuhe isn't
Wrong! He's committed crime's against humanity burning that burger
“This is a burger that takes your breath away.”
yeah, i can see that.
so breathtaking it makes your heart *STOP*
The burger and bacon are actually not done yet. The burnt coating is grime from an unwashed pan. The funny part is, if you used these same exact ingredients, but prepared each one properly and used the right amounts, a version of this recipe could actually end up on an epic burger if done by someone with more than 2 neurons.
Thank you for the insight! I was wondering how it was burnt yet semicooked at the same time. That is disgusting though
The Jack Links are a waste of money just to be thrown on a burger. The nacho cheese doesn't belong anywhere near the burger.
The rest could work.
Although... If you made some deep fried jalepeno poppers with nacho cheese in them, that could be good. Would have to be a side, because physics. No one wants jalepeno juice jetting into their eye from across the table from someone's burger.
I think a thin smear on one of the buns with the nacho cheese would be an inoffensive way to fit it onto the burger@@manictiger
@manictiger but everyone wants to see it happen at another table
Marinara, jalapeños n cheese, jerky and pepperoni are just a few of the ingredients that don't mix well. I blocked out the rest
I am on a verge of a heart attack from not just the monstrosity of what he made, but how he intimately moaned from just touching it and how it seemed to be fetishized by Cobra.
Wait if this was actually cooked the right way, this could be a banger! Someone should start a series on UA-cam remaking meals like him and Kay’s cooking the right way.
FutureCanoe sorta does things like this, I know he's done some of Jack's "recipes" but I'm not sure about Cobra or Kay
The whole thing is sort of like a tex-mex heart attack burger thing. But the proportions are all wrong and the meat isn't done.
I would definitely watch that channel.
@@weaselwovel if I had the courage I'd do it😭
Awesome idea
i love how he's moaning while eating this downright vile burger
he's bout to blow
Bro is gobbling that burger
You love it? It makes me feel uncomfortable. I feel dirty watching that.
@@TheOfficialTarynTots i meant that it was funny, lol
@@TheOfficialTarynTots I feel a bit ill...
I feel like this wouldn't even be that bad. It's like something you'd find at a dive bar in rural Wisconsin. It's him eating it that just makes you feel dirty
Wisconsin truly is a special place
if u took away the pasta sauce, shredded cheese, and jerky, it would actually slap.
I want to be offended as a wisconsinite but you're not wrong
Yeah I get that, like I was gonna comment: “give me those ingredients and I’d make myself a burger that I think would SLAP, but ngl this video still disgusts me due to the hygiene and cooking technique etc”
@@ScottyBugatti77 its even better because i'm also a wisconsonite 😂
They really be serving up the inspector patty from SpongeBob.💀
Bro gonna get an F
sorry im taking ya comment
Hahaha, The Nasty Patty
Those frozen flavoured burgers are garbage.
Make a burger with real meat.
These recipes remind me of when you’re in elementary school at lunch and mixing random foods together, creating a concoction and then daring someone to eat it
I agree because I am a qualified lesbian
I think he manages to accomplish both burnt and undercooked at the same by cooking at WAY too high a heat, rendering the outside charcoal before the inside can cook
That, & he cooked in a dirty pan :/
Cobra is the kinda guy who walks into a public bathroom and see a hotdog on the floor. Then, without hesitation, he would immediately consume it dabbing it on the ground to extract all the "goodness"
He flosses with random pubes found on the urinals.
i hope you’re not saying this from experience
@@vinnieley1205 you've never had a "free range" hotdog?
@@2Evil2Hopeyea from random holes in the wall
he'd wash it off in a urinal first , he's not THAT dirty , trole.
This guy has done the impossible. I can't even wrap my head around how he opened up the corner of that round can of cheese sauce.
In my subconscious I was thinking exactly the same thing but I didn't dare to dig in there and look at the results
What's even more interesting is that who knew you could buy giant cans of jalapeno cheese sauce?
That is not cheese that is a diabetes bomb
Lmao a corner of a round can …
Weakling 😂
Love watching crappy food ideas executed by hilariously excited people through you. Thank you
May God have mercy on KingCobra’s toilet from him eating that packed burger
There’s no way Joshers has had a normal shit his entire life
My stomach bubbling just by watching this
"These are all just toilet sounds!"
😂
Why... Why would a burger give you diarrhea?
As a lifelong alcoholic, heroin addict, virgin, and goth mole rate, I can confirm he is 100% serious. I've made much worse.
At least you're self-aware.
@@_Conzo_the very least by the sounds of it
Have you gotten better?
Dude I was a heroin addict too but I eat much better speak for your self
How do you be an addict and a virgin I’m just wondering? You know drugs are by far the easiest way to get laid rite
0:44 Yep that's a straight up belt on his neck. I can only assume he's been binge watching David Carradine's movies.
My theory is that Cobra is a social experiment to see how much of this cooking we can take before humanity ends
As an immunocompromised individual I can confrim that that 'burger' would indeed kill me. During my blood transfusions my doctors frequently tell me to not follow any Mr Cobra recipes.
It’s solid advice, haha.
Lmao same 😂
thats most definitely whats up!
This is probably the most normal thing I've seen him make this far.
If cooked properly, and with clean cooking items, it might be pretty good. I can see it as a crazy burger sold somewhere for a ridiculous price.
As a long time Cobes fan, I can say with absolute confidence, this isn't even the worst burger he's made, let alone the worst meal.
The Cordial Cherry burger was vile. Beef patty, doritos, cheese, cordial cherries, peanut butter. This man is like a 6 year old left alone in the kitchen
Why!?
That description alone scarred me like I was a character in a lovecraft novel
And yet I would still try both these burgers cooked as he's intended them. I love trying stuff that sounds bizarre. And sometimes you get a winner!
TMDWU
Im kinda drooling over this burger.
That burger is only 'kind of Christmassy' if your family Christmas involves the brutal rusty teaspoon murder of a herd of goats.
Now that a metal as f*** Christmas
Don't forget food poisoning. Which I got just watching this
Don't disrespect my culture 🐐 🗡
As it happens, Cobes spent the day before Christmas in the drunk tank after downing a bottle of liquor and threatening his father and sister. The cops even confiscated his magic wand.
9:18 I love how he laughs like Negan bashing Glenn's skull in
As a life long alcoholic, he's for real.
nailed it xD
Hey so am I, but this is just egregious. Though i did make a garlic toast fried bologna sandwich with gouda the other day.
As a life long coke and ketamine addict i have no idea what hunger is but if i did this burger would be it
As a life long Xanax addict I don’t remember what I was meant to say
As a stoner he’s so real for this
I think Cobra is one of the only people that make weird recipes that I think are genuine
May I point you in the direction of Kay’s Cooking…
@lilgnomey my sentiments exactly! They could swap recipes 😂
Cobra is 100% himself. Nothing wrong with it.
@@BeeMcDee Kay is an objectively horrible person. Cobes, meanwhile, transcends good and bad. He simply Is.
Highly regarded
This is the type of creation I would come up with a Saturday evening, when I’m stoned out of my mind
This burger is something ozzy would take a bit out of to do something crazy on stage
Just throw a bat on it and it'd be perfect!
Look up “Ozzy Osbourne breakfast”. Thank me later
Not even Ozzy would touch that thing. That's nasty.
@funtimebasket9365 now that's saying something!
Nah bro that burger lookin foul 💀
The worst thing august hasn 't even found the worst creation that cobra made I remember something with shrimps that he even prepared for guests.
This is the type of food you make when you're high at like 11 pm, and immediately regret eating the next morning.
9:27 thats not a "foodgasim".. its a stroke
Bro looks like he fell into a early 2000's hot topic
the burger looks like the nasty patty from spongebob 😭
This man would dive face first into a blue waffle and moan about how great it tastes!
Melting that cheese in oven would have been a better call than the microwave
Yep
I don't think it really matters... most say to melt in the microwave
That's not only burned, August, but that is years old gristle he NEVER cleans out of that skillet.
Bro legit made the Nasty Patty come to real life
Next up: the blue waffle burger!
Nature patty 😂
@@GrizzledTanker OH NO
Nobody look up blue waffle ;)
He missed the cockroach in the corner to add to the delectable treat
I figured it out - this man is perpetually stoned. This is the only explanation as to how he can genuinely enjoy these creations; because clearly that is not acting. He's just really, really, REALLY got the munchies.
This guy is proof some people need constant supervision.
That's why we used to have asylums
@@austinm3377yikes. Educate yourself...
@@matthewjames4985 how would asylums be any different than nursing homes?????
This is how cobra was a few years ago, this is him being coherent and functional compared to what he is now.
Is he just drunk now on all of his videos?
@@NoticeableNate I would also like to know
@@frickfrack7075 yes basically incoherently drunk most his cooking vidoes now are inedible canned meat like canned snails or canned liver burritos he also has developed a problem with huffing duster in the past few months
It’s been a wild three years. Thank god for Boglim Chronicles, Bitesize Cobra, and Lenin Lime. His full streams are unwatchable to a mere mortal such as myself.
@@Seraph-pw6ft lol someone else knows the real lol cow he is
The weirdest part of this is the use of pasta sauce, pepperoni and mozzarella. I get the jalapeno and cheddar, even the nacho cheese. Almost a nacho burger. But also trying to make a pizza burger? Just pick one!
I get you.There was a restaurant in San Antonio called Little Hipps.They made a hamburger with cheese refried beans and Fritos on it. My mom would make Fancy Pants.It was a recipe from Hunts, using their tomato sauce.You make hamburger patties.Then you put your choice of cheese grated or sliced on one patty.Then you lay another patty on top.Seal the edges so the cheese doesn't melt out.Brown your patties on both sides.Remove from pan and drain off the grease.Put your patties back in the pan and pour over Hunts Tomato Sauce and simmer for 20 or so minutes.She served them with mashed potatoes and some sort of other veggie.You could also serve it with pasta.
6:55 “and possibly including my mother” 💀💀
Well. That was fascinatingly special. I knew a guy just like him growing up. Dude totally reminds me of him. He was super weird but hella cool. Give you the shirt off his back. I was sad when he and his folks had to move outta state.
Straight up same vibes I got lol knew a guy exactly like him, oh well cobes is pretty chill besides the hygiene especially compared to other lolcows I don't think he has done anything fucked up
@@TheJuggla042I actually admire cobra for owning his lifestyle and being comfortable in his own skin. Sure his entire life is unconventional but he seems coherent, chill, and I would personally love to run into him at a bar and drink some beers with him. Dude’s even gotten sponsored a couple times
i know it doesnt seem it on the surface but i can assure you cobra is so much worse than you think he is, he sees women as sex objects and is just sexist in every regard, hes incredibly transphobic, hes stalked multiple and currently cyberstalks women he comes across, threatened to stab his best friends sister and bragged about how he could get away with it and is just generally violent especially when intoxicated, and so so so much more. hes fascinating to watch and ive been keeping up for a long time but please dont let him trick you into garnering him any sympathy
@@daddy.depresso7612 never said he was perfect I'm sure he has his demons to deal with, but I've followed Cobra for awhile now and he's not that bad also how is he transphobic hes said constantly do what makes you happy he's just not into trans. Idk honestly I'd still smoke a blunt and chill with the dude, you kinda seem like a snowflake.
I think the cigarette, pentagram, and whispy mustache really did it for me this time. Was the burger that bad? Probably not, if you throw enough cheese at anything and cook it fully it probably tastes good. It's literally everything else. Also, he's probably going to have a heart attack being a smoker and eating all that cheese. Duck gang, we must intervene before it's too late.
While I have never met THIS MAN, I have met this man, and I can tell you, he is 100% just like this and no one in his life knows why.
We actually do know why which comes from a combination of aspergers syndrome and substance abuse.
@mattg4705
Elon Musk is an Aspie as well. They're not known for being highly regarded. I don't believe the Aspergers thing. At least it's not the only thing he has. Also homedad Clint never said anything about it in his rants. If there was something that defends the behavior, he would have used it
I'm so freakin happy you finally found Cobes
TWU
When he said "look at it" i swore for a second he was about to say, "LOOK AT IT! IT'S UGLY, ISN'T IT? LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!"
As a cobes fan I can tell you that really is just how he is…he’s fascinating
Wow
@@OfficialThePresidentialBafoons Wow indeed.
he's autistic it means he doesn't pick up on social qeues and will not know when to keep his mouth shut
Somewhere a village is missing their idiot.
He is great chef and he always smells good due to his soaps. And hes not a sicko.
It’s sad how cobra doesn’t even make jokes anymore . He’s much more depressed and quiet these days .
Probably from eating the garbage he makes
Side effects of eating hazardous materials
So he's Cooking With Jack 2.0?
If u eat shit you feel like shit definitely if you are getting older. And plus to much kratom and alcohol drains your energy
I don't think it's depression, he's an addict. He's dependent on alcohol and spends most of his time drunk.
I’m actually Impressed he was able to burn that party and keep it raw at the same time with a stove top. 😂
@ 7:02 oooo yeahhh baby..... look at that burger..... I'm now stuck with that sound in my head forever
This is actually a rather tame snapshot of his eating habits and what you saw is far less gross than Josh actually lives. He recently ate a burrito full of bugs. Not on purpose. Circle of protection on you all.
How the hell do you accidentally eat a big burrito?
@@Sinyao The chair bugs wanted at it first TWU. Cobes said it was "extra protein toobz."
@@thestraydogsounds like he ate it on purpose considering he mentioned them, but idk I don’t watch him and don’t plan to.
That food looks so bad your internal organs would come out and beat u for making them have to process any of this.
When you want to be so much like Ozzy that you try to recreate that bat’s head in your every cooking attempt.
Cobra cooking is the very definition of the feeling of munchies after 5 bong hits and 2 joints of good weed. I'd definitely eat like him if i still smoked weed.
I realize having a lazy eye isnt something to judge someone on ever.. but this guy really makes me feel he is as just as smart as he looks.
Turkey eyes are an ancient sign of intelligence, trole. 😂 Im joking of course, this guy is such a dorkus
That eye is so lazy its collecting unemployment
Part of me was thinking it was a result of a stroke from all the atrocious food he was eating.
@@thestraydogur not to far off from cobra u Gothic bad boy who smells good 😂
@@doinkz333 Except for the fact that I have a career, a nice apartment, a loving girlfriend, a new car, decent friends, a sense of self-worth, all my teeth, a family that would hold me accountable, self-awareness, etc. Wish I was HALF as cool as Cobes though...
Somehow manages to cook meat better and use more cheese than Jack. This man is in a whole different realm than we're used to.
That burger is screaming for help
This looks like the times when you're broke and throw together anything you can find, but most of this shit is expensive and should NEVER be combined lol.
even Nikocado Avocado would be scared from this abomination.
Would Scamberlynn Greed eat it?
@@melissahollowell7255 im embarrassing myself so hard rn idk who that is
@@EkoloxMusic Amberlynn Reid
@@melissahollowell7255 im sorry but idk who that is
@@EkoloxMusic If you enjoy the train wreck that is Nikocado Avocado, you will enjoy her journey of food and fraud as well.
that burger took my breath away indeed 😬😬😬
Everything that kills you does that
Cobra is a legend low key he's just having a good time
I thought it was gonna be bad, then he hit it with red sauce and it became a war crime.
This burger could murder a whole victorian orphanage lmao
Why have I got the weird feeling that the entire kitchen reeked of morning breath prior to the cooking antics.
the fact he is serious is *concerning*
August the duck is the most underrated UA-camr
He deserves better than these videos. I worry about him sometimes. No one should have to watch some of these! This one creeped me out within the first twenty seconds. I could not do what August does... I just don't have the stomach for it.
*1.3 million subscribers*
Sadly, yes
@@roto469 look at the views
@@CajaDeLecheit’s 11 minutes ago bru
This is one of his more normal recipes.
I have less issues with what he is cooking then I do with his hygiene and kitchen cleanliness.
Anyone that has a ServSafe certificate has got to be horrified by these videos!
🤣
that burger is basically stoner food
His fingernails are so dirty 😭
As a person who has a ServSafe certificate I have ascended from this mortal realm
@@faithport3442they were painted and if you watch, you see him actually wash his hands so...
@TheGhostFart yea whenever Cobra records his cooking videos, he's always insanely drunk, so he can actually manage to get the food down
It’s crazy how it’s burnt and raw at the same time. I am in disbelief. I’ve had jalapeño cheddar beacon burgers that are definitely delicious, but the way he ruined it was devastating. Adding all that nasty stuff on it and burning it while somehow making it undercooked, it just makes me so upset. He needs to be arrested. It has got to be a crime to be this nasty!
8:58 That red light bulb..... This is definitely the way he is LOL!
The burger is breathtaking
He said while in the hospital bed
Congrats on your new house!🎉
This reminds me of letting a toddler make a sandwich and ending up with a mixture of cheese,gummi bears, crayons and glitter all topped with ketchup 😂
That burger ain't done. He put it on too much heat so the outside burned and the inside remained raw. They need time to cook.
I'd only eat this if I was blackout drunk and haven't ate in 3 weeks. Better than the crap my boy cookin wit Jack makes.
This is probably one of Cobras more edible recepies too lol
NGL I'd try a few bites out of curiosity
You know what else is fantastic, "not trying that burger".
One eye looking at the camera and the other making sure that burger doesn't run away
I'm not religious but I'm going to hell for laughing at that 😂😂😂
I’m sick, but just listening to an AugustTheDuck video makes my day better.
Hope you feel better ❤
Hope you a fast recovery
Feel better ❤
These always be entertaining, get well soon
I hope you get worse! (just kidding hope you get better, have a good day)
Cobra makes the gnarliest food I've ever seen. Even baked outta my mind and with the munchies I would never try his recipes. I saw a vid of him eating a burrito with bugs 😬
I was baked watching this and I thought the same thing. Kinda made the munchies go away for a bit. 😂
The bugritto is my favorite culinary miscarriage of the cobra kitchen. I can't believe he didn't notice.
The only thing wrong with this is the ratios and the cooking. None of those ingredients would clash, but the proportions are all wrong.
This is one that I would HAVE to see recreated. This man would’ve married that damn sandwich if it was sentient.
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I never believed he was going to be able to pick up the finished "burger".
But he did
Usually he let's his unfinished food sit uncovered on the counter overnight. Then eat it the next day. One of his recent ones was a burrito that was literally crawling with bugs. He didn't notice since he had the burrito facing his stream.
This is definitely the type of guy to unironically say "m'lady"
this reminds me of when i was 10 and i would overcook mac and cheese
Yummy
@@OfficialThePresidentialBafoonsdude i swear your in every comment repliy, its like your the most serious august stan
The safest thing to consume in that kitchen is the bottle of Dawn next to the sink.
The way he talks and looks at the burger makes me feel dirty. I think he violated that burger.
Like in the American pie movie? 🤔😉💯
Im disgusted that you even called *that* a burger
So august has found the self proclaimed "sexy goth bad boy from hell" I welcome you...
At 9:38 there is something that loooks like A purple treefrog on the left side of the burger and it's looking at you, staring at your very soul
That burger did take my breath away, along with *MY SOUL*
I have a great idea, you should try out some of these recipes irl and see if they're really that bad
This guy is gonna have explosive bathroom time
This is just how he is. Sadly I've been following him and his antics for years. He's...oddly fascinating and Idk why...
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He's like a train wreck. Horrendous to see, but you can't look away.
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I feel like he just had the munchies and threw it all on a burger lol
Cobra, the only person, that can not only incinerate a burger, but do it, and keep the inside raw...