The Most Disgusting Pasta Ever Made
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- YouTune cooking, an ancient art form few have mastered. Today, we look at someone who has. KingCobraJFS, one of the few chefs on this website who know what they're doing. Today, we watch him make pasta. Buckle up.
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Bro put mustard, mayonnaise, and ranch in his pasta, and then has the nerve to call pepper “adventurous.”
Incredible.
Incredible
Incredible.
Incredible.
Inedible
In despicable
“Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble” is a quote from the witches in Macbeth, a story where everyone is doing great, having a good time, enjoying some delicious pasta
Erm erm erm actually it's boil and bubble he got it wrong
@@TheGrippler09 If you're going to correct someone, at least make sure you're right first lmao
@@snickerdoooodle it's double double toil and trouble I was making a joke
LMAO, you win the comment section today.
All hail, Macbeth! Hail to thee, Pasta Chef of Cawdor😉😆
You can tell the “salt and sugar” is 90% sugar because it sticks to his hands so well💀
Cobes just has stick hands from being the ultimate gothic bad boy
@@Solanin0803 lmaooo
i knew his gross plump hands were sticky
i also put some brown sugar in my pasta, it works well with the tomatoes
@dawvideokanal7369 a pinch of sugar is actually the norm for Italian tomato sauce (if the tomatoes are a little bit too much acidic) but that's about it
Every time he (accurately) describes this dish as starting to "congeal", rather than "thicken", my soul dies a little.
Right 😂 I hope your pasta doesn’t sauce doesn’t have the consistency of gelatin 😂
Have you seen the movie “A Dark Song” ???
Btw best comment ever
every time he said congeal, I gagged while agreed. and the noises he was doing with his mouth while slurping. there are limits.
Right!!!!! Like woah buddy that's a specific word 👀👀
He's like the worst parts of Cooking with Jack and Kay's Cooking combined. Incredible.
*inedible
@@jamesglover2251 😂🤣😂🤣
Those two are a novelty this guy is just cringe
Exactly just because you can mix things in a pot doesn't mean you can cook.
iron wrath archives channel vibes ( @CowboyBebop444 )
I was once a sous chef, both in military and civilian life
This is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen.
Thank you, August
You should see him and his cooking now, this video is 5 years old both he and his cooking have gotten more disgusting since.
Well if we didnt have dumb people in society what the hell would we be laughing at?
Id rather eat the veggie omelette MRE than eat the stuff he makes
looks like the kind of question mark casserole I'd see in a field kitchen ong
You were once a former sous chef? So you're no longer a former sous chef?
This is like finding an ancient alchemist’s notebook and seeing exactly what kind of monstrous spell of his own killed him.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*DnD Sorcerer intensifies*
Edit: don't fuck with the Wheel of Wild Magic or you get turned into a flower pot that is used to grow the Bard's next stash
This is so tame and almost like human food compared to his more recent exploits in the kitchen.
He recently had a phase of making what he calls burritos, they don't resemble anything the average person would call a burrito.
Among the fillings he would use things like snails for example and for some strange reason he cooks these things and then leaves them out on his kitchen counter for a day or two before eating them.
In one recent video you could clearly see live bugs scurrying around in the burrito he was eating.
Accurate
How much you wanna bet that Aunt Myrna's recipe book is the sequel to the Necronomicon
Never thought i'd be able to tell if someone smells bad just by watching a video
Prolly like butt and sour milk.
uhh, thats not uncommon lol
Bro did y'all see his nails???
i don’t think he’s ever taken that choker off i bet there’s a brown stripe on his neck
Watch the documentary about him just dropped yesterday lol
How could you not have talked about the gross sloshing noise the spoon made when going into the Mayo jar repeatedly? 🤣
I can't describe the process of disgust my entire body went through when I heard that noise.
I read your comment as that scene played by good luck, and by gum you're right.
How about the noise it made when entering his mouth hnnnng
Don't trust anyone who uses the word 'congeals' to describe pasta
#lifehack
He uses the word "congeal" far too often when he's in the kitchen... not just for this "recipe" unfortunately
Congeal is the most accurate thing he couldve said in this instance
The way he keeps saying "congeal" (which means to solidify by cooling btw) just adds to the overall grossness. Very impressive.
Just say thicken.. ok maybe not this guy
he thinks he's an alchemist of some sort 😂
Congeal means to jell,coagulate solidify or become gelatinous. Especially through temperature change hot or cold . 😂 … pretty gnarly bruv usually think of blood when I hear the word coagulated . GROSS
I like his use of i digress. Illiterate oxygen thief.
As a chef of 17 years I'd say like emulsify. Congeal makes me think of concealed pig blood.
Can't wait until August stumbles onto Cobra's roach infested mega breakfast burrito lol. 😂
wut? I know what I must do... I fear I've not the strength. crap.....*searches for channel*
He ended up doing a video. Watched it before this one
I just came from that one. There's also a dude that does a whole ass documentary about Cobra.
I've never heard of him before today, he's a gem of a person. 😂😂😂
This is one of Cobes' least offensive recipes. I kid you not.
Yeah it's not like it's the snail burrito
French fries are still the funniest though
True that @TheMudbrooker 😂
@@CEOofChairbugs420or cheesy ramen noodles
@@CEOofChairbugs420 ceo in the comments? NOW it's a party
Im genuinely impressed people can eat shit like this and not die!!
They do die. It just takes decades
This is pretty mild compared to his other cooking videos.
He's been on YT for decades and trust me he's againg twice as fast as the average person.
You can find 5-10 year old cobra vids and he looks 20+ years younger. The last 5-10 years have been tough on old cobes
Right and ppl that eat healthy do
All jokes aside I remember my weird cousins putting ketchup in their Kraft mac and cheese when I was little. So one day I put mustard in mine cause my child brain thought "mustard is yellow, mac and cheese is yellow... They must go together" and surprisingly that shit was fire so still to this day I like a tiny bit of mustard in it once in a while... but after it's cooked obviously.😂😂
Ooo! I’ll have to try that! I also like once in awhile a tiny bit of ketchup in my mac, never thought of mustard being good tho!
When it congealed, the noodles weren’t surfacing. They gained sentience and were trying to escape the pot.
The older I get, the more I understand the saying “You can’t eat just anybody’s food.”
Oh god you just KNOW the dirt underneath his fingernails just gave that pasta an extra extra flavour boost
That's not dirt my friend
@@flying1dead155 oh god do I even wanna know?
@@flying1dead155
Please no
🤢
"If you serve me pasta at your house, and I find out that the sauce is ranch, mayonnaise and mustard, I'm gonna fight you." 💀
Lol!
Honestly the lore behind KingCobra and the absolute monstrosities that he creates in the kitchen should be studied. He is a true enigma. His channel could fuel years of content.
TWU TOOBS
Where does he live?
@@ajosralastname7823 Wyoming.
IT IS WHAT IT IS
But he loves his geetar
This is legitimately one of the better meals he's made, and you should see his infamous drink-combo streams where he gets wasted and passes out. 👌
This is pretty normal for KingCobra. The rabbit hole when it comes to this guy is deep.
Yep. This is normal compared to what he has made.
This isn’t even close to his worst recipe. The one he made yesterday is 10x worse lmao.
As someone who makes his food, his food isn't too bad. The Snail Burrito tho was rough, I'm making the bugrito soon
That’s what’s up Toobs!
Those Bogritos, boy. Oh man. I think August is going to have a lot of fun with Kobra, a literal content farm for YT reviewers like The Duck
I hope one day this man can go to an actual restaurant to see how food is suppose to taste.
The awful thing about this is... When he eats out, he dumps condiments on his food. iirc over Christmas his dad made him a steak and the pictures of it after Josh got his mitts on it showed it DRENCHED in sauces. BBQ, ketchup, mustard, you name it.
He just can't enjoy simplicity. Everything has to hurt with flavor.
@@tacticalcope nothing wrong with covering meat in sauce. Meat/flesh doesn't have a good flavor.
@@spicybeantofu Have you ever eaten food before?
Meats, fungus and plant all need seasoning, often simple salt for some, but all categories have delicious members. A good Atlantic salmon (some cuts) can be eaten raw and without any seasoning, and are amazing.
I've never understood people who "don't like seafood", it's just like saying "I don't like landfood" or "I don't like airfood".
I'm truly curious, what is the common thread among all different meats that makes the taste unpleasant? I find the taste of green bell peppers to be unpleasant and bitter, but I like ripe bell peppers.
@@spicybeantofu you probably eat at cobras house
@@spicybeantofuwhat meat are you eating??? Flavor is everything. That’s weird my man…also flesh???? Who tf says flesh😭💀 yeah certified weirdo😭
With Jacks health deteriorating daily, I think this guy has become the spiritual heir to his cooking
If you know anything about King Cobra, you would also say that his health is deteriorating daily.
Jack commented on one of his videos that he doesn’t eat broccoli because it causes kidney stones…jack, putting 10 pounds of cheese in your recipes causes heart attacks
Considering he eats raw chicken and rotten fucking meat im not surprised
This dude makes jack look like a 5 star chef. This dish isnt even close to the worst thing this dudes ever made
@@_Scipio__Africanus_not even close.
He put that ranch in that still boiling pasta and I felt a physical urge to violently attack my TV.
I thought I was a lousy cook then I see this and I feel like an expert. Thank you 🙏
I've never seen a pot leave crusties after boiling eggs....I'm questioning how many consecutive meals this pot has seen in between washes 😂
Well ya gotta think it was a pot bubbling mount dew like all the sugar and syrup was glued to the sides before setting free again
If the egg cracks while boiling, the whites leak out and kind of look like that. Still, it's disgusting that he didn't wash the pot 🤢
@@Thunderthewolf4361 Looks like he just kept reusing the water as well.
I'm not super picky when it comes cooking for myself. But if I see the egg from yesterday swimming around in today's pasta water, I would at least get new water.
I'm gonna need to make a playlist of "Chefs" I discovered from August. A diet helper playlist, because I lose my appetite almost every time watching these.
I think there is
I was eating a McDonald's cheeseburger while watching this. It was really good but the flavor changed mid-bite as this thing played.
King Cobra is an entire genre all to himself. He has cooking videos but they're few and far between. He mostly makes videos about getting drunk and saying really dumb things. He's not the brightest bulb in the drawer.
I'm eating ice cream while watching this and completely losing my appetite
Same, this would fit well in my diet playlist
The fact that that cooking video started with looking into the trashcan is a definite sign that that cooking video is gonna be trash.
This ain’t cooking, this is burning down the whole kitchen.💀
*OH SOLO DAME COMENTARIOS DE ODIO EN MI VIDEO!!*
DIJE DAME COMENTARIOS DE ODIO EN MI VIDEO 😡👎
@BasedSigmaMaleWithVaildTakes it is not cooking it is cooking while high
@BasedSigmaMaleWithVaildTakesyou must be cobras only fan 😂
He almost did that making french fries.
Oh he actually almost did that while making fried avocado fries, then I believe he told the fire to ”stop!”
I was NOT expecting some King Cobra on this channel. I would love to see you react to dude almost burning his house down trying to fry some wings in way too hot grease.
It was French fries you trole
August has another video about Cobes 😂
@@misfit29 I realize now after watching the video lol
@@CEOofChairbugs420 Thank you, couldn’t remember which tbh
@@CEOofChairbugs420fancy seeing you here. And yes it was fries. But our dark lord used his magic to stop the fire
this man would be my sleep paralysis demon im absolutely horrified after what i just witnessed
This guy makes jack seem like a 5 star restaurant
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No... Not really. They're pretty much on the same level.
"Now let's just add some ranch to it...."
@@zachb8012jack used clean dishes at least.
You NEED to watch more of his cooking videos because this is not anywhere near the worst he’s done
Bug burrito anyone?
@@GenX_filessounds yummy🤤
@@GenX_files IM SORRY W H A T
Reusing blac tar oil to cook fries
@@zflw64French frys
This, this is why I don't participate in potlucks at work.
I never thought I’d see a “cooking” video that made me genuinely lose my appetite, thank you August
i already eaten before watching this but almost throw up because how disgusting by whatever that thing in the pot
Have you seen the Candy's cooking one ? I believe it's the only time I've heard August gag lol (and rightfully so)
I could see potentially boiling eggs in the pasta water simultaneously...but letting a stinky egg pot sit overnight to further deepen the horror involved in this scenario? 😢
You hit the goldmine with Cobes, years of content worthy material
When I was 12, my parents left me home alone for the first time ever. I decided it was as good a time as any to premiere my brand new all-in-my-head cooking show live from the family kitchen. I made a "Soy Sauce Cake"...and a gigantic mess. All I got in return is grounded. :(
My brother will never ever let me forget the time that our parents were at home and I tried to make gravy and it was so bad that even the dogs wouldn’t eat it when I threw it out!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
weirdest thing I made as a kid was I got a bowl and mixed all sugar items we had in the cupboard than microwaved it...yeah um I didn't take the packaging off and there was tinfoil on some brownies that was made the day before...yeah I am lucky I wasn't home alone, and someone stopped me before I exploded the microwave
Your family sounds ungrateful 😤
Couldn’t be any worse than me leaving the stove on and taking a few hour nap, as a kid.
my bro lit KD easy mac on fire in the microwave!
I look at these videos of his as a blessing, cause the more time he is at home doing this the less time he is spending having unwanted conversations with various uncomfortable retail workers in his area.
This man has a better mic for his mayo than probably 98% of content creators. Wtf?
Dude after his last two videos, I just gotta feel bad for his DnD group when they come over to his house. Imagine having this dude cook for your entire party ☠️
Poison damage 5 and if you survive increased poison resistance 2
Bold of you to assume he has a dnd group (if he had a group they would all drink and do drugs )
Cobes isn't much for entertaining visitors.
petition for August to cook this and try it in a video
I think I'd rather let August live for a few more decades, actually
Nah I wanna see him scarf it down
That's animal cruelty. No duck deserves to go through that 😂
@@kecukraftwork1988 no duck except august I wanna see him fuck that shit up
I’m laying down trying to go to sleep and I was not prepared to be hysterically laughing, this video is gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The one thing I kept thinking while watching was how soggy that pasta must’ve been. Not only staying in the water the entire time, but drenched in ranch,mayo,and mustard.
August, you've finally stumbled into Cobra's kitchen and I couldn't be happier. Just endless content filled with more canned fish than the normal human could reasonably consume.
Mayo in the pasta is one thing, but boiling the mayo with the noodles is a crime against humanity.
Try it it's actually decently tasty
@tdb517 anyone that says "decently tasty" most likely doesn't even know what good food is...
@@OG-BIG-SHEPHERD. ENglish isn't my first language and i somehow translated that from my langage. I meant it's good.
The Ranch slurp after he was done pouring gave me an actual fight or flight response.
I legitimately felt my mouth water as a catalyst to vomit.
i have never heard a more sincere phrase from august then the "I'm gonna fight you" at 2:50
i fullheardetly believe you would do that the way you say it
cool tip! if your lacking tomato based pasta sauce use a little tomato sauce/ketchup with BBQ sauce, small bit of soy and onion and small bit of balsamic vinegar, ad a little water to and you have pasta sauce. it's not the same but it works in a pinch.
I hope August does the burrito that cobes left out overnight on his counter that was infested with larve by time he ate it and he didn't even notice. This guy put brains on a cheeseburger, and thats just the start.
😭nooo
@@PhantomGanhdi yeah this guy is the goat of bad cooking kay and Jack are rookies compared to the king.
Larvae? You mean live bugs?
Yes! The bug burrito fucking insane
@@lostqtip yeah, because it was left on his counter unrefrigerated for like 12 hours
Since Jack's sick and we don't wanna be mean to him perhaps this could be a spiritual successor to your cooking with Jack commentary series.
Imagine being held captive and this is what he feeds you.
I smell a fan fiction
"I'm not a 5 star chef but I can cook"
NO, YOU CANNOT, BUDDY
What's crazy is that he has the cooking knowledge between Kay and Jack, while also being half as crazy as Iron Wrath cooking
I would rather be trapped in a locked room with Michael Myers on the 20th floor, in a 20 story building, where the power has been cut rather than take one spoonful of this concoction 🤮
I’m so excited that you finally have found his cooking videos!!! I’ve been watching this dude for years and some of the recipes are absolutely insane. You should also look into his pet history. Also, just to let you know he thinks he is a extremely hot goth guys and all the ladies want him.
a little jealous because you don’t have any “of age big titty goth girlfriends” banging down your door? mhm
yeah it's called severe mental illness
Also he smells good.
No god no!
Watching Kobra cook reminds me of making “potions” with my cousins when we were young 😂😭
AugustThe duck is a real one. He said no we having a physical altercation serving me that😂 had me laughing on the floor😂
Threatening violence over free food is great inspiration for the kids in the back.
It OK bc is jussa joke amirite lul
Imagine if there was a chopped episode of him, Jack, Kay & toilet steak guy🤣🤣 I’ll definitely watch
Definitely. Your ingredients are pasta, Mayo, peanut butter and tuna
It's awesome you're diving into Cobra's culinary world because there are at LEAST 30 cooking videos where he doesn't even like what he cooks. Shout out Bitesize Cobra Vids for editing all these videos.
Dude spills stuff on his oven and proceeds to film around it
I remember finding this dude after going down a rabbit hole trying to find bad cooking videos. His video with a sex doll still haunts my nightmares but not as much as that dude who made a “deluxe piza”
You mean the old british guy right??
I kinda have to wonder if he saw someone make pasta salad once and just thought that the process would transfer... That's me trying to be as optimistic as possible.
Sorry to burst your bubble but cobes wings it for the most part
Do not get lost down the rabbit hole that is king Cobra. I'm addicted now.
Me: * Watching August reacting on cooking videos *
Me: "How can this possibly be worse?"
August: "Hold my beer."
hold my drink combo
Just the ammount of dirt alone under his fingernails speaks a thousand words to me 😅😅
oh that’s not dirt
Right I'm a little disappointed that our intrepid narrator didn't comment on that.
@@SHKEVEyou mean semen poo and nicotine tar don't get categorized as dirt?
bro, thats 100% shit
You leave KingCobra alone, him and his kitchen are a curse against mankind and we love him for it
I didnt know "congealed" was a desired culinary result. Well now ive been learned.
*watches a tame, run of the mill Cobra video
August: THIS MIGHT BE THE WORST COOKING VIDEO WE’VE EVER SEEN
once he gets to the roach burrito, he’s going to quit youtube and join a monastery.
This is truly wretched but I can’t look away.
I would personally request a geiger counter before eating this
I’m so glad your hitting the KingCobraJFS cooking arc, he’s truly a hidden gem on this website
"Hidden" Gem?
He's been a lolcow for years 💀
Bro didn’t even drain that water out
August, I am typically a pretty strong stomached individual. I am writing my own cook book and basically teaching myself culinary skills. I can eat while watching Hoof GP, pimple popper, EVEN COOKING WITH JACK. But I actually had to pause this video and finish my food because I couldn't eat while watching. Like OMG
yup this is how i thought a neckbeard would cook
You should check out the time Cobes made fries. It happened in this particular kitchen. The eye caught fire. It's one of those iconic Cobra moments.
This man is what would happen if all of humanity's collective madness coalesced into one person.
This is probably the most appetizing thing Cobra has ever cooked. You gotta cover more of his cooking vids.
For as horrible as this meal was his reflexes are super natural
i don’t even know what to write after the murder i just saw
I remember mama June making "sketti" with margarine and ketchup and I thought that was bad. This video took it to a whole new level lol. Thank God I grew up in an Italian family
Let's not pretend there aren't a ton of older or regional Italian recipes that are absolutely vile and stomach churning though.
People have all those condiments they have no idea what they're made of. Mayo is primarily oil, ranch dressing is primarily oil, yellow mustard is mustard powder and vinegar.
What he is doing is like pouring white vinegar and cooking oil in the mix. Which sure, makes it acidic and fatty. So that gives it taste your tastebuds will respond to. Some ready-made pasta with a powder mix will call for you to add butter and milk, so it become creamy, so you add some fat to the mix. Filling the pot with a ton of canola or sunflower oil is not the way. It's just better with butter, milk, cream, more natural fats.
Now mustard can be mixed into pasta dishes. But that's specifically when mixed into the sauce during the cooking of said sauce (like a sauce made of cream, bacon and onion), but it's also specifically dijon mustard. Not the mustard you put on hot dogs.
Dijon or a classic yellow(which is common on hot dogs) I've seen use. Not like the spicy German mustard or like the stone ground ones. All of this boils down to regional seasoning fights.
Gulden's Spicy Brown Mustard is an excellent addition to mac & cheese, but just add a little. Common yellow mustard works too.
I've seen people on cooking shows use Colman's Dry Mustard as well.
Wyomings finest chef 👨🍳. Cobes is also an amazing mixologist 🤠🥃🍺
has he reached weed nirvana where he is permanently high and literally nothing tastes bad to him anymore?
i had vegan ‘fish’ fingers with ketchup for dinner today and this video made me feel better about my choices. my dinner was gourmet compared to this abomination 😭
What the hell is a vegan fish.
@@sirweebs2914it ain't fish by the sound of it
@@sirweebs2914it's a fish that only eats plants. 👍
I would love to see August try making every food he reviews, but I really want to see him try this one now.
I shit bricks when I saw King Cobra, what a delicious fukin' treat. Almost as tasty as the famous Bugrito this legend cooked up.
Every single one of ol JF's cooking videos can be summed up with "Tell me you have pica without telling me you have pica."
This guy is a god-tier troll, I actually really enjoy watching his videos because they are comedy GOLD.
I’m surprised he didn’t blacken everything, that’s usually his favorite way to cook 😋
I definitely woke everyone up howling of laughter. "I'm Gunna fight you"
It's the younger cooking with jack show August. 😂 Fun hearing your sacastic feedback on it as always.
"I'm not a 5 star chef, but I can throw some stuff together and make something out of it"
The more I watch this, the more I'm sure I hung out with this dude in high school and like 2 years of college before we drifted. I'm only not entirely sure because I've been through some bad head trauma and remember like maybe 20% of that time frame.
I can’t imagine what the recipes he didn’t approve tasted like
How is no one addressing him not straining the pasta at all
This is the first time I watched a cooking video with my eyes wide open too scared to look away, my face having pure terror written all over it.
And i thought that the rotten meat wouldn't be beaten on my personal terror scale 😭
Respect for him being confident in himself though. Everyone likes what they like, plus there didn't seem any health concerns here. So you do you, as long as you won't start eating raw chicken and rotten beef 😂
😂 even the "food" tried to leave him