Using 20,000 matches to make a coffee table
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You're no match for me, table. Thanks everyone who helped out on this project!
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Simone has 20 000 match sticks
Simone is the person they warned us about in math class
PK Fire
I just sat through this whole fukn video. U see what this coronavirus shut down is doing to normal people like I used to be. Oh by the way I canβt see any fukn sense in burning 20000 matches to make a shit lookin table
@Michael Mc Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one...even you.
@k & p Are you saying that he is shit? Or that his opinion is shit? Because I wont argue with either.
I'm imagining a Bad [Blank] Science Collab with Simone and Safiya....
@@mikeymc3094 Nearly three million views seems to make sense to me. Also looked like fun to make it and I actually like how it looks. Better than anything from Ikea, at the very least.
"It's been such a good month" Looks at date, cannot help the laughter.
Oh early 2020 people...I hope you enjoyed it while you could...
Oh damn
And she built a soap dispenser from KiwiCo and spoke about the importance of washing your hands...
She was trying to warn us. Even did her own haircut before it was cool!
Missed the date until this comment. Yeah at least one month in 2020 was good.
i love how she lost the hair from the glue, not from the fire, like she literally set all those matches on fire and came out fine, but it's the glue that makes her lose her hair LMAO
Also she burned a hole in her clothes, not from the fire, but from her angle grinder
i'd say the coffee table was pretty lit
69th like
Why
Thank you for that.
LMFAO!
Ohhhhhh beacuse she lights it on fire and made of matches
Awesome color and visual texture. Total winner!
Ok the candle on the HIGHLY FLAMABLE match coffee table is giving me anxiety
Holly Page I mean.. a tea light, in a glass holder, on top of a plate, on a thick resin coated βmatch coffee tableβ. While most people out here leaving a lit cigarette floating on the edge of an ashtray on top of a cotton runner on an untreated wooden coffee table..
This woman is probably the only one that doesn't censor curse words
If say the coffee table was pretty lit
I love how it came out. I might have epoxied the underside as well personally, if I was going to keep it out.
Addendum: children deserve angle grinders. The world is different when you know the world, and yourself, can be instantly abraded by a cheap, common, wonderful appliance.
I've accidently touched my gloved hand to my angle grinder while prepping a weld spot. They were heavy flux core gloves but it made a blue poof in the air and smelled like leather for a minute
Love that idea of βmaking X out of Yβ
Yo that table actually looks really good and like artsy... didn't expect that. I want that table noww
That table matches well with your room.
Use a flat iron on your hair if you get epoxy on it. Epoxy is very heat sensitive. A hair drier might also be enough to do it but it'd probably take a while.
Shout out to the couples who can come together and do something creativeβ¦
I like that she set herself on fire, burning a hole through her clothes, and lost some hair, but neither of those happened during the acual "match burning" step.
Leila Byerly where did the hole thru cloths happen?
Hi
@@darthrevan2063 when she was cutting the metal
@@darthrevan2063 6:08
AVE has a sticker for that.
Imagine being a cashier, you're having another normal boring day, and all of a sudden a girl with 20.000 matches walks by.
Cashier, thinking: should I call the police? or the fire department?
Could get mistaken for a meth cook
The matchstick girl would have survived just fine.
Pierre C π€£π€£ππ
I was going to write a joke about, "if only the little match girl had survived the winter", but now I'm literally tearing up. Sniff.
I was like βoh she should keep it greenβ and then i realised how much of a fire hazard that would be.
Covering them in epoxy likely wouldve neutralized them anyways.
Silent Slayer still, better safe then sorry
@@MemyselfandIliketobealone Is it not flammable when it's half burnt?
Ryan Tsui it is still flammable, but (I assume) less so since the match heads are designed to light and the already burnt matches are basically just wood
I guess in theory she could have just painted them with some green spray paint after burning them but with the finished edges it looks better this way, I think. that shade of green and the creative shape of it would have ended up looking a little less modern and a little more mod
It's refreshing watching a youtuber wearing all the safety gear when cutting and welding etc.
To bad she still set fire to herself.
There is a shocking amount of OSHA violations in DIY youtube content lol
@@Fitz1993 But didn't burn her skin. That's what the protective gear is for, just in case
Worst thing is when you see People try and Light gas or something WHILE wearing polyester jackets...
And doing Epoxy!
I was going to do a βwill it charcoal?: tableβ at some point but seems Simone beat me to it. π€£
she has a habit of doing things that way
Well there's still room for improvement. She didn't do a taste test.
Just don't put mercury in your mouth anymore, Cody.
OMG HI! Big fan of ur channel!
I still want to see if it will charcoal. Will it be an ordinary table or a table made of matches?
From "The Queen of Shitty Robots" to "The Queen of Random Furniture"
Good I didnβt think Michael Reeves would like sharing the throne.
Ikea intensifies
it's in her blood
A "Home by Giertz" line could be a million dollar idea π€£
I couldn't watch the entirety of that video, people retching makes me nauseous.
It's so Swedish XD
That coffee table actually turned out to be pretty tasteful!
Ashley Gray hold up.
Wait a damn minute...
What the?
tasty* π³
I personally don't think it "matches"
Her: casually makes a table out of matches
Also her: casually sets a lit candle on said table
My anxiety: ππππ
It's on a Β£90 brass circle drawing coaster too
I mean whats gonna happen the matches arent even "explosive" anymore
Phosphorous is all used up, there's an apoxy on the top. If a heat gun was used to get the bubbles out and that didn't ignite anything or burn the handles, the candle won't do a damn thing.
Your anxiety is invalid, you need to pay attention.
Yes. Match sticks are well known for not being flammable as soon as the head is burnt...
@Dani Masterson hes not wrong tho
You buying all the matches reminds me of those school questions "If Mark buys 47 watermelons". But screw Mark and his 47 watermelons. Simone with 20,000 matches is way cooler.
I know it's a joke, but I wonder would kids be more interested in weird questions like that
@@barrackobama5470 for sure, if it involves fire :)
Wyatt A what about Mark Rober and 1232 lemons
Probably on some kind of watchlist for meth cooks
when she said this project I was like, how many matches, then said 34,500 matches, and was like how much does that COST? I look online maybe 250 for 1.99 so like $275 USD, maybe she got a better deal but its still a lot of money just for the material.
Ahh β€οΈ It turned out so amazing! So glad we were able to be a tiny part of this π also I can't believe we forgot to mention double gloving, it's a live saver π€£
EvanAndKatelyn When her glove broke I INSTANTLY thought of you guys.
Yay! Shout out to your fun and awesome channel! I really liked your cloud DIY! β€οΈ
The epoxy gods hath spoken
Edit: and my like number was 69 (nice)
and here i thought i was getting your videos recommended because i keep watching them lmao. i swear, all youtubers must know each other
@@pietrobellotti5848 You like tetris?
ua-cam.com/video/AVlC6zhpgUw/v-deo.html
Maybe this could count as a little colab
But I do also hope for MORE!!
When there's epoxy in your hair,the epoxy's a problem
When there's hair in your epoxy, the hair's a problem
How much does hair does there have to be for it to be the epoxy's problem and not the hair?
The same amount of the same as the amount of epoxy there has to be to make it the hair's problem and not the epoxy
@@Sophia-dw9pj The sweet spot is a hair based composite in an epoxy matrix.
I will try to live by these teachings
Conclusion: shave your head and eat the epoxy - now neither are a problem
My favorite part was the, "Oh, epoxy in my hair? Screw it, trim it off, and back to work!" I've always loved the spirit of craftsmen. I'm subscribing because you seem really cool.
" And I still have both eyebrows "
Shots fired Adam Savage
Lol
michael clifford after that one show is jealous
Which video does Adam savage burn his eyebrows? Lol!
@@kieranbute922 its from mythbusters ua-cam.com/video/u5-xS9sDuLg/v-deo.html
is your profil pic subtle lesbian pride or am I just really gay
"Queen of Actually Really Nice Furniture" doesn't have the same ring to it...
So good though! Please start a "burniture" line as your next Kickstarter
burniture... that's a good one
Juan Cortez Muro
Stop self promoting for views! Thatβs annoying and lame! Dislikes donβt do anything so itβs just for views!
Making nice furniture. Typical swede
Up next engineering with kids. Adding light and battery for kids to learn electrical engineering. ua-cam.com/video/7oPd8_t4IDg/v-deo.html support engineer Dad β€οΈ
Me an Australian: looks at screen
Me again: looks outside window
*I see no difference*
Holy shit....
How are the fires now? Are they decreasing? And are they becoming manageable or are they still out of controle?
cheesy cheese man majority of the fries where I am (South Australia) have stopped but Iβm not too sure about the fires on the east I think they have died down
Diet Water nahhh there is one difference
She put out the fire
@@hannahtaylor9066 i feel so bad for you
I don't know why this showed up in my recommended, especially 2 years later but I am so glad it did. That table came out WAY cooler than I expected it to.
The control with that fire extinguisher was admirable.
totally stupid
@@fortunatoofamontillado1059 just like your face. Ha!
fortunato of amontillado
Speaking of matches: your face and my arse
I was literally shocked how well she handled the extinguishing process. I thought those matches would burn through at least partly.
@@dafoex oooooooooooof. Goteee.
Imagine if she had pulled "Bookcase made of Books" though?
Deliciously redundant!
Reminds me of a βBookshelf made out of a bookβ project I saw on Instructables ages ago. Looks like a floating pile of books!
Check out Peter Brown's Shop Time channel - a cereal bowl made of cereal, a cake stand made from sprinkles, a margarita glass made from rock salt, a pen for Adam Savage made from a copy of Adam Savage's book... so many dreams come true on his channel :p
Thats just abuse of books.
:-/
Lol, coffee table made out of coffee
You only need 3 books and 6 pieces of wood to make a bookshelf.
I love how she has a candle on top of the matches.
Living life on the edge
Was totally making me nervous. I wonder if the epoxy acts as a fire retardant
@Crystal KayNine thanks for the info
@@itssssstef It's not like you can light the same match twice...
Why did the burnt match heads look like a carpet you find at school-
05:23 - "Washing your hands is important for children and grownups alike." Simone Giertz / January 2020
April 2020 (CoVid-19 running wild) - Message received.
^^^
It gets worse. And worse. And worse. And then Thanksgiving happens. And then it gets worse.
Simone: βI donβt have enough handsβ
Next episode: βSimone builds an extra set of helping handsβ
I bet she could make something wonderful and terrifying with that idea
Out of recicled bottles
you mean like Doc Octopus?
shitty robot hands..
Josuel Servin IKR?! Like some metallic arms with claws coming up from a backpack and helping her grip stuff.
House Insurance: Sorry Simone but we can't insure you because of your coffee table.
Didtok Nan | βBut my toothpick bookshelves are fine, right?β
genuinely her vibes are so good and this project is so cool.
I'm genuinely surprised by how it turned out. I thought it was silly at first, now, after watching through, I want the table so much.
Same, and I don't even like grey or metallic furniture.
Yeah, but it would probrobly smell like smoke for a few week
Leviathan not a bug, itβs a feature.
11:53 this woman literally just grabbed some scissors, snipped her hair off and then got back to work
Have you met women before? π
a bored being Lol that's the life of an engineer. The solution might not always be pretty but it'll definitely work.
@@pmcgee003 I am a woman.
@@ΧαΟΞ¬ΞΞ±ΟΞΉΞ»Ξ΅Ξ―ΞΏΟ -Ο2ΞΎ Sure. I was saying plenty of women are badasses, don't get in their way. π
@@pmcgee003 damn your feet must hurt from all that backpedaling
Simone: "I think this might be the most enjoyable project I've ever built."
Truckla: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
I LOVE YOU TRUCKLA BUT BUILDING YOU WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS
We all enjoyed it though ππ
Simone Giertz I love both, and as a former firefighter I was worried until the end
what's wrong with a pain in the ass
@@DeeSnow97 see statement about her beads
Those 2 things came together so well, a match made in heaven
Looks like she a found matching table for her room. That table does look lit there.
Oscar Bruins you were just burning to type that huh?
@@robertsteich7362 it was a match made in heaven ;-)
Oscar Bruins sToP
@@Lucius_Madison You guys are on fire with those puns today
@@NotTheStinkyCheese You guys are on fire with those puns today
The 20,000 match army coffee table by legendry artist Simone Giertz- going to auction starting at Β£1,279,450,000
Seyi worth every dime
I would buy that
That's Β£63,972.50 per match. Nice!
I imagine clearly a rich family in 300 years inviting their friends and be like "did you see my new coffee table in my living. It's a Simone Giertz !"
Sold to the man in the back for Β£456,578,627,987,346!
Simone: So I consulted the epoxy gods-
Me: Evan and Katelyn?
Simone: Also known as Evan and Katelyn.
Me: ( Ν‘o ΝΚ Ν‘o)
That moment made me sooo happy!!! π
@@fifinoirdefer9458 They are a couple who make UA-cam videos (primarily crafting) and a LOT of their videos are about crafting with Resin! :D So they know a lot about it and have a wealth of knowledge :)
@@fifinoirdefer9458 Ooooo they have a playlist of all their resin projects :D ua-cam.com/play/PL80tRflzFAKElDUxDtf9LOk52hHWj_RMj.html If you like Simone's videos I bet you'd like theirs too!!
@Star Shine Thank you for correcting me
that made me happy when they said that β€οΈ
we need a museum for all the crazy stuff you do. It's so creative and actually beautiful from a design standpoint!
My grandma's first job was packing matches in LA. She said everyone had a tiny fire extinguisher by their standing station and she got really good at quick draws. She said nothing major happened, it was just if you swooped up your 100 too fast it would catch a spark and a couple would catch fire. Ya know, nothing major in a factory full of them.
reminds me of my current job - I'm a welder, and we use rags soaked in lacquer thinner to clean parts before welding them. lacquer thinner is extremely flammable and about once a month someone will leave their bottle and rag a little too close while they're mig welding and one will go up. Almost nothing else in the shop is flammable though so we just toss the burning rags onto the floor and wait for them to go out or stamp them out. If the bottle goes up, though, that's when the fire extinguisher becomes necessary.
@@comradegarrett1202 Ooo thanks for the insider welder knowledge. I oil paint, and I didn't understand why you are supposed to keep your rags out of the sun and away from glass cups. I never started a fire, but I singed a towel and never forgot it.
@@monkey93xf spontaneous combustion is a real thing
They do if they are self-striking matches.
Oh, before the safety match was invented!
when she said βitβs been a good monthβ my heart went ππππ
Me too!
Her: Puts candle on a coffee table made out of matches
Me: Nice
Set table on fire, set fire on table.
Reminding it where it came from. Keeping it humble.
Yeah, I giggled when I saw that.
@@kahbn nice
Simone: building shitty robots
Also Simone: builds amazing coffee table.
From interviews and things on her social media, it looks this is the new direction for Simone. More focusing on things that actually work at the end of all the effort
@@reddragon3132 Well some of the shitty robots did do what they were supposed to.
12:44 "It's been a good month." (January 2020)
Don't get used to it.
IKEA BΓRNT construction instructions: Step 1: Assemble parts. Step2: Light it on fire.
"Some extinguishing required"
βWE DONβT NEED NO WATER, LET THE COFFEE TABLE BURN... BURN COFFEE TABLE... BURN!β
IKEA BJΓRNT
@@Dexter26958 Isnt bjΓΆrn a bear? :-/
The parts list shows a drawing of a match with "X 20,000" next to it.
She Used Matches to Build not Burn, Pyromaniacs Hate Her!
Or love her for giving them a new non-distructiver outlit.
The former... certainly the former. No way most pyros have such patience.
Really Pyros like her because we love creativity with fire i.e. Fireworks π₯, the others are just arsonist.... I also have lots patience btw it takes 6 months for me to produce a 4th of July show, then its back to work for New Years Eve blast... it really is a great time...
@@pyrotek40 - I'd second that. This is solid. Fire is a tool and a force to be reckoned. It can create or destroy, but one of them requires a little more respect for the element.
"Weird trick" 'n' stuff
You know someone is a craftsman when they say "Sixteen hours? That's not that bad."
It's really not that bad. It's two workdays.
@@DehimVerveen assuming you're willing to spend the full work day on that one task. For some tasks that's not bad. For some tasks, that is a slog. (And which is which definitely depends in the person.)
@@doctorbobstone assuming your workday is only 8 hours
The longest ive spent on a project was about 200 hours during a month and a half
@@doctorbobstone part of her workday is building the table
Goes on Tinder:
"I already have 20,000 matches."
She could get 20k matches on tinder tho
π
It's a match made in heaven.
Why have I never seen you in my recommended before I watch Evan&Katelyn
I guess that table really βmatchesβ into the interior
I guess you aren't really "funny"
@@picklechin2716 Actually that was a pretty good pun
@@misode are you trying to woooosh me?
@@picklechin2716 nah he is trying to r/woooooosh you
It's lit.
Simone would be the maker who loses hair when making something out of matches, but loses it in the epoxy step instead of the fire step.
And she was even ON FIRE in this, even.
@@ConnorNolanTech But not from the table itself.
She didn't use The Big Scissors to cut her hair. π
@@pmcgee003 now that you pointed that out, I'm kinda mad. I mean, I get it, but yeah, that feels like a missed opportunity.
@@pmcgee003 why do you put that emoji after every comment
"
"Hello, I like this table, but you only have it in green, and I'd rather have it in Gray" .. "No problem madam, we can fix that right away."
But seriously, the production quality of this video is amazing - it might have been a mythbusters epp.
Simone.... you catch yourself on fire with sparks from a grinder.... you are now officially a pro fabricator!!! Congrats!!!!
Not enough jump cuts, pointless summaries and the editing is WAYYYY better.
sure, she uses the same music
Just saw this video over a year after it released and when she mentioned Evan and Caitlin as epoxy gods I could only think of their little resin time tune
Question is does it _match_ the rest of the furniture?
Heh. Well, seeeerrriously, it probably will, if you set them all on fire together.
Thats the beauty of the design, it matches everything lol
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Edit it to say Burning question
Get out! π
Imagine what the neighbors think.
βHoneeeey! Thereβs smoke coming from the neighborβs yardβ
βOh donβt worry theyβre the weird ones that do UA-camβ
I *love* your profile picture!
I didnβt know pickle was sentient!
Pickleeeeee!!
Bold of you to assume they know how to think
Yayyyy Moriah Elizabeth fan club! π€
I would have made the forking door.
@@adilacma but why? He has no videos
Idk thought it was funny if I say I love a random channel
Yeah 2 months later I think it was weird
@@adilacma if only I was here two days earlier lol
UA-cam recommendations, you've done it again. Great Job.
"This girl is on fiiiiiiiiiire!"
No literally, this girl is on fire...
I've set myself on fire with grinder sparks. A leather welder/blacksmith apron reduces the chances. Keeps mig welding berries out of sensitive areas as well.
@@thoriated Better than the time I set myself on fire with a plasma torch. Neon green shoelaces burn quite well when molten steel falls on them! Didn't even know I was on fire until one of the guys in class was like "dude, you're burning".
@@barry99705 Did it melt your shoes & shoelaces at all or just burn 'em?
Also, "this girl" is literally a coffee table
Welder, grinder, plasma cutter, oxyacetaline, if it's in a shop and makes fire it's made me on fire π€£π€£π€£
I love that you show the stuff that kinda goes wrong
Like glueing your hair, almost burning your stomach and ripping gloves
That's exactly the kinda stuff I do when I try to make anything and I always feel like a clumsy potato who shouldn't be doing anything at all
You're not doing it right if things don't go sideways a few times. Also, you're probably not having as much fun if everything went βTV perfectβ.
I know people who have been doing my job for over a decade and they still have things go sideways at least a couple times a day.
a clumsy potato.... this phrase makes me so happy. thank you :)
Simone is secretly all of our dad and thatβs why the jokes are so strong.
@TheOtherWhiteBread0 That's why they're great
Katara Tomlinson πππ that is exactly why! thank you for making me realize why i suddenly saw her as a father figure πππ
This is amazing, very well timed and it looks good. Really takes "Charcoal Gray" to another meaning.
IDK anything about anything you did in the video but should you not have added epoxy to back/underside of the table too? Like on the sticks of the matches to keep them together and from falling out or being damaged that easily? If you did then I wasn't paying attention
Just remember: All this started when a quirky crazy weird girl was doing fail robots to help with everyday things. Simone you are amazing! Never stop doing what you are doing!
You should read the Wired article about her! Takes you through the whole journey from there to here
Sheβs the failed robot girl?? I forgot she existed for a hot minute
bambo wambo lol you suck π
Thank you! I knew this channel was familiar! I saw the megabots crossover where she guest -stared and pioleted a giant robot to cut stuff in a giant fake kitchen setting.
Simone is like that girl in kindergarden that cut her hair with handcraft scissors, because why not - and everybody is totally ok with it.
"And for sitting through all of my match puns"
Me: legit hadn't even realized she was making match puns
same :)
Now I need to rewatch for the match puns
...would that make it... a... rematch? π€
well at least you didn't get burned out :)
Hey Simone.
Hey, hey Simone.
Hey.
Does that match any of your other furniture?
thedungeondelver You donβt deserve likes for this you deserve *JAILTIME*
GOOD
Take your upvote you beautiful creature, I inhaled my beer thanks to you .
She got a like for cursing but she gets a sub for how chill she was about cutting her hairππ€π€π€
I mean, what else are you gonna do?
Sam Forpanek cry
@@wanderlingsapling1434 No point crying over burnt hair
Sam Forpanek except it makes you feel better also my response was a joke...
I actually watched Evan and Katlyn before this and I was like ayyyy when you mentioned them and calling them the epoxy gods.
But its so true too hahah Resin time resin time!
Same I was about to comment that lol π
@@CheetoChannelCity do do do do resin time
Resin time resin time dodododo resin time !
IKR?!?!
What a stunning table. I was not at all expecting that result. That is amazing!
Simone really inspired me to go into the mechanical field. I was always taught that making things was a mans job but she really shows that it doesnβt matter. I get to fix airplanes in war zones now.
Shay Slayer hell yeah good job!
I was so with you until "airplanes in warzones".
@@13strong
You won't have to do that, you could probably fix cars, fix factory machines ect
I think women would be fantastic in this field. They think just different enough to to bring something fresh to it. I've built things all my life but I've found that sometimes my wife will have the idea that sparks something really cool. She's not really into "building" stuff but I've met many women that are, they're amazing when they go for it!
That's an exciting gig! I'm envious. As for making things being a man's domain...that's rubbish. It's an outdated and certainly invalid mode of thinking. I have a young daughter and much to her chagrin, I have her help me work on cars, help me in the woodwork shop and nearly anything else around that house that needs repairing. I figure one of my job as a parent is to impart as much practical knowledge as possible and if I do my job right, one day she won't need me anymore. It has nothing to do with gender and everything to do with being a self-sufficient adult...although I have gotten pretty good at doing braids.
6:20 I once set my prosthetic leg on fire. That was exciting, as I was wearing it at the time.
Eric Taylor π²
@@sophialarkin Yea, I was welding when I heard someone say, "Hey man, you leg's on fire!"
Don't weld with a foam runner cover in your fake leg.
@@erictaylor5462 :-D
Did you just remove your prosthesis and chuck it like a badass?
@@themadscientest No, it's not that easy to remove. Fortunately I was wearing thick leather welding gloves. I was able to put the fire out with those.
It wrecked my pants and looked horrible, but there were no injuries.
βEpoxy Godsβ - Evan and Katelyn, I donβt think they ever called themselves, I could be wrong, but that itβs a perfect name for them!
They are amateurs compared to the whole youtube epoxy community
Danial Azam I think theyβd say that themselves lol, but they are still pretty good.
It'll never stick.
But she didnβt double glove!
She just mentioned that fancy couple because they have more subscribers.
What kind of monster doesnβt record this in slow-mo.
I wondered the same thing XD
9:45 The part you want to see.
Thank
Good man
yeah, i definitely searched for this.
Thank
Math questions be like: βIf Simone buys 20,000 matches how many will be left is she uses ONE match?"
FBI 5
Zero.
a table.
@@mork2288 :D
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New sub here. I just wanted to say how refreshing it is to find a build channel with a creator that isn't afraid to cuss and be natural. The content on this channel feels more real and true to life than similar channels that try to be advertiser friendly and are never shown encountering problems or struggles with their builds. Keep it real! I love it so far.
You can thank youtube for creators not daring to cuss... if yt is feeling petty that day they'll just take it down
βSo Iβve had second thoughts about the design, and yeah, Iβve pulled everything apart.β Is translation from design to practical in a nutshell.
I do this CONSTANTLY lol
I happened on your comment on the exact moment she said that in the video.
Ngl this whole channel is just Jenna Marbles if she knew how to build things lol
Simone is a build-tuber instead of a beau-tuber
And Simone has a nice dog, unlike Jenna
@Eliot -it is possible to be both nice and nasty. We must not confuse one for the other.
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@@nikkicedrone9311 lets all cool down, youtube
This gal has a godly amount of badassness. In fact, she's probably the embodiment of the term "badass".
No
@@asomeone8650 yes, yes she is. Awesome, badass, smart af, and more.
@@ScoutMasterDruncle she may be smart but not badass,maybe cool definitely but not badass lmao
@@CREMATORY. whatever you say. Guess you're not watching the videos I have watched π€·π½ββοΈ
@@ScoutMasterDruncle no i watched it,being female dosent automatically make you a badass lmao simp
I love that she cut her hair with kitchen scissors. That just really seemed to fit. You have a fun brain, Simone!
"Virgin legs as we like to call them in the match burning industry" *gives a sly smile to the Camera*
βThe big burn dayβ
Australia: *what*
If you weren't on a watch list before, you are after buying that many matches.
(We're all already on a watch list, let's not kid ourselves.)
Austin Bialk Thatβs not a watch list.... thatβs a match list
If everyone's on the watch list, no one is.
@@AlRoderick???
I don't think that's how that works.
youd have to be able to get high on matches before the US government would move on match buyers....until then pyro away baby!
Matches are red phosphorus which is used in Methamphetamine production, your on a watch list π€£
Donβt you just LOVE how your most anxious driven and maybe slightly physically challenging projects end up being your favorite? Iβve been working on a glitter painting for over a year now and itβs been incredibly challenging and obviously time consuming. I also had no clue how much mod podge I would need for it. Iβve spent close to $400 in materials (including the burden on my energy bill and replacing two hair dryers) and itβs been incredibly rewarding watching something I first drafted coming into form. Iβm not done yet, I have a lot of down time waiting on layers to cure so that I can see what it actually looks like between layers, because as you work with mod podge it isnβt actually clear while paintingβ¦so there is a LOT of βtrust the processβ moments lol. Iβm terrified of the final layer because then I have to decided if Iβm going to use a final layer with resin or if Iβm going to do a final 3cm mod podge layer. The board itβs on is already pushing 50lbs and Iβm going to have to make a metal case for displaying since the foam board canβt be used to put hardware on just to mount as it is.
Anyways, I just happened upon this in my recommendations and Iβm really glad I watched it. Seeing someone else experience all the stages of grief with a project just encouraged me to hang in there.
12:33
"It's been a good month."
Narrator: "Little did everyone know, things only got worse from here."
"Some people just want to see coffee tables burn, master Bruce"
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Missed opportunity: "mish-mash" is a colloquialism that could roughly mean "combo"; match mesh mish mash
I think mish mash comes from βmix & matchβ which turned into βmix matchβ and then people started saying it fast and lazily enough that it became βmish mashβ. Funny pun though, but it could also be said as just mesh & match which prob would have made more sense lol
Well, she would pronounce it either mash mesh mish mash or match metch mitch match.
She said mish mash in the video
A mesh-match match is also a missed opportunity.
@@sophiegray6544 mish mash comes from the german "Misch Masch", which is pronounced the same way. Misch Translated into english actually means mix. (mischen = to mix). A "Masch" or "Masche" is a stitch. I guess German immigrants in America just kept using it.
I remember when Simone first started and she used to say βthanks for watching my crappy videosβ itβs great to see how far sheβs come.
petition to rename this video "yay, arson"
"Good job go pro"
WE'RE NOT USING YOUR FOOTAGE THOUGH
Cyan ua-cam.com/video/fHhI7WxMxH8/v-deo.html&feature=share
@Kieran I actually did and was wondering the same. Thanks for reminding.
I love how you're putting the matches in all in a line and perfect and he comes in and just starts putting them in all willy nilly...
And beats him by a mile haha.
"didn't even burn my eyebrows"
yup, just set her stomach on fire
This woman had a part of her brain removed and still has these amazing ideas... WHAT AM I DOING
Daniel Luu Well, technically, it wasn't her idea, it was her patrons ideas, she just executed them.
@@Krey_ ...if you can call the patrons giving her random words for the brainstorming framework she created, then Simone drafting multiple designs and plans, and then executing the project the "patrons" idea, I suppose.
Daniel Luu - Can you elaborate? This is my first video of hers. Thanks!
@@Andrea-xs4ny she had brain cancer
Maybe it was the part in charge of "That's impossible to do/ That doesn't make sense/ I don't feel like...."