Meet my giant pair of scissors

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  • @MrWalrus81
    @MrWalrus81 5 років тому +3099

    Simone's preparing for the most extreme game of Rock, Paper, Scissors

    • @simonegiertz
      @simonegiertz  5 років тому +263

      Alex_id ooooooooh I’m in

    • @TheLegoPerson
      @TheLegoPerson 5 років тому +90

      @@simonegiertz Now I'm imagining a stadium full of people watching a Rock, Paper, Scissors match with these giant props. I think that's a sport I could really get behind!

    • @CptWindwalker82
      @CptWindwalker82 5 років тому +20

      Now I want to see the (similarly sized) rock...

    • @amandamfds
      @amandamfds 5 років тому +38

      paper, scissors and dwayne the rock johnson

    • @okiedokie8534
      @okiedokie8534 5 років тому +4

      @@CptWindwalker82 Big enough to throw and break to death these GIANT SCISSORS..

  • @niliq
    @niliq 5 років тому +1706

    2:05: "Also I realise that I can't get into like, any cool clubs, but I can get free admission to some local science museums"
    You have a plasma cutter now, you can get into anywhere you want!

    • @jensimaster
      @jensimaster 5 років тому +40

      Technically she still needs a 220V generator, fuel and a portable air compressor before she can get into anywhere she wants. Maybe she could do a project on the road and a sponsor will donate that stuff? Then nothing will stand in her way!!! (Insert evil laugh)

    • @Ignorerant
      @Ignorerant 5 років тому +7

      Some

    • @Patchuchan
      @Patchuchan 4 роки тому +5

      @@jensimaster She could use an inverter on the Tesla though the 12V DC to DC convertor in the car would be a limiting factor probably could get 2 or 3KW out of it for a short time if everything else in the car was turned off.
      There's also tapping into the HV DC directly from the battery and you have hundreds of KW to play with but that's really dangerous.

    • @chuchugiin8390
      @chuchugiin8390 4 роки тому +1

      For me Museums > cool clubs

    • @hanoroam2259
      @hanoroam2259 3 роки тому

      𝑙𝑜𝑙𝑧

  • @jquick85
    @jquick85 5 років тому +923

    Having wooden scissors cutting paper is like turning trees against themselves! Great work!

    • @thelastcube.
      @thelastcube. 5 років тому +12

      They're literally the most populated biomass on Earth, it'll be a civil war to the numbers no one had ever seen

    • @bethward2195
      @bethward2195 5 років тому +2

      Bobby Duke Arts does some cool stuff making wooden knives that can cut paper

    • @mrmakiman
      @mrmakiman 5 років тому +3

      @@thelastcube. Psssh fuck'em. What have trees ever done for us!?

    • @daanwilmer
      @daanwilmer 5 років тому +3

      The civil tree war has been going for a while. I remember a table saw with a paper blade, used to cut wood, for example (look up "Can paper cut wood?" here on youtube)

    • @willful759
      @willful759 5 років тому +1

      zombie tree war

  • @IcarusArsenique
    @IcarusArsenique 5 років тому +206

    I don't know If you tried this, but scissors don't have straight blades. The shears curve inward towards each other creating a pinch point that moves forward as you close them. This eliminates slop and negates the need to have perfectly matching edges. You can see it if you align the cut with a light source and close them slowly. So maybe curving the shears a bit inwards may help.

    • @CharlesSmith-io9fp
      @CharlesSmith-io9fp 4 роки тому +12

      That was the first thing I thought of, 9 months too late. I just found this channel and think it's pretty cool.

  • @leaf_does_stuff5464
    @leaf_does_stuff5464 5 років тому +2933

    *"Local Swedish woman found dead in the park after running with scissors"*

    • @0LoneTech
      @0LoneTech 5 років тому +7

      And they do say not to run with all those other tools... as well as sharp sticks.

    • @conflictbob7885
      @conflictbob7885 5 років тому +52

      Local Swedish park found dead in scissors after running with woman

    • @Just-in-Space
      @Just-in-Space 5 років тому +2

      Giant scissors

    • @jessicaAM666
      @jessicaAM666 5 років тому +49

      *"Oddly enough, she died from exhaustion"*

    • @VyktriBell
      @VyktriBell 5 років тому +2

      @@conflictbob7885 is it weird I read that normally?

  • @Zahlenteufel1
    @Zahlenteufel1 5 років тому +1856

    Rent them out to mayors that are also bodybuilders to open buildings and stuff.

  • @RichGwilliam
    @RichGwilliam 5 років тому +633

    You're allowed to run with swords because if you have a sword then often there is also someone else with a sword and the danger from your own is relatively low in the context.

    • @gideonthangcin8179
      @gideonthangcin8179 4 роки тому +26

      I like to think that it’s not actually a fight but you’re actually running away from the other guy

    • @fifinoirdefer9458
      @fifinoirdefer9458 3 роки тому +4

      That's actually an excellent point

  • @munkle_3
    @munkle_3 5 років тому +244

    Seeing a smol Simone run around with giant scissors made my entire year

    • @mars7612
      @mars7612 4 роки тому

      She's not even small that's the hilarious part 😂

  • @ryanlangan1060
    @ryanlangan1060 5 років тому +1252

    I think it's a scale issue. If you had giant paper it would cut just fine. However, giant rock would still prevail.

    • @garcipat
      @garcipat 5 років тому +10

      Like play actual paper, rock, scissors? The hardest part are the scissors.

    • @theXEN0KID
      @theXEN0KID 5 років тому +8

      Ryan Langan The word you’re looking for is Boulder

    • @ryanlangan1060
      @ryanlangan1060 5 років тому +17

      @@theXEN0KID No. There's nothing humorous about a boulder. Giant rock keeps the theme with giant scissors.

    • @krisavi
      @krisavi 5 років тому +9

      not really, scissors are usually a bit bent so the link point makes spring like forces, which makes more friction between blades.

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 4 роки тому

      Kris Avi Interesting. Thanks for sharing

  • @theoyoung8442
    @theoyoung8442 5 років тому +1478

    Plot twist: It's just a tiny Simone

    • @therealpbristow
      @therealpbristow 5 років тому +2

      =:oD

    • @FrankHarwald
      @FrankHarwald 5 років тому +20

      soon: Simone starring in the upcoming "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 3" in which she'll star as the mad scientist who once again shrank someone's kids ;)

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u 5 років тому +1

      It would be easier to just make big scissors than to shrink yourself down.

    • @syedhassaanmujtababokhari6199
      @syedhassaanmujtababokhari6199 5 років тому +2

      Gave you your 501st like
      ENJOY my dear sir or madame

    • @matijarasovic4627
      @matijarasovic4627 5 років тому +1

      That would be too cute tbh

  • @physicsgirl
    @physicsgirl 5 років тому +1193

    I don't know why, but the idea of putting a boxing glove on the tip of the hanging scissor for safety makes me laugh inside.

    • @Lunch_box
      @Lunch_box 5 років тому +5

      Hahahaha yes oh my glob most underrated comment ever

    • @kobedecapitated1248
      @kobedecapitated1248 5 років тому +4

      @@justinelilly4827 Whoa! I'd like to see that!

    • @jarjish851
      @jarjish851 5 років тому +2

      Never thought that I would see you here

    • @doctorbobstone
      @doctorbobstone 5 років тому +11

      Yeah, they're up against a wall, so the danger isn't immense, but if it was my shop, I'd find an amusing cover (and I think boxing gloves sound about right) so that stumbling around didn't lead to unintentional spearing...

  • @coraloftis6305
    @coraloftis6305 5 років тому +422

    We're going to check back in like five years and her shop is going to look like it's straight out of the The Secret World of Arrietty or The Borrowers.

    • @genzdaddi
      @genzdaddi 4 роки тому +9

      I honestly wouldn't be mad at that. I loved the Borrowers as a kid!!

  • @user-bv5kx3jb5n
    @user-bv5kx3jb5n 5 років тому +893

    Then you can make a gigant paper, then make gigant origami, The posibilities are infinite!

    • @evandavis5223
      @evandavis5223 5 років тому +11

      Giant origami would be awesome!

    • @888johnmac
      @888johnmac 5 років тому +8

      and a giant rock

    • @onemooreperson13
      @onemooreperson13 5 років тому +15

      I thought you were gonna say giant paper and then a giant rock for the ultimate rock paper scissors!

    • @Mikeztarp
      @Mikeztarp 5 років тому +9

      You don't cut the paper to make origami. "Origami" ("折り紙") means "folded paper" in Japanese. No cuts, no buts, no coconuts!

    • @elnombre91
      @elnombre91 5 років тому

      @@Mikeztarp yeah but, what about the origami that starts from square paper, like a crane?

  • @NeaZy12
    @NeaZy12 5 років тому +1643

    This has the same energy as Jenna Marbles turning herself into a toothbrush.

    • @Neko_tanx1
      @Neko_tanx1 5 років тому +63

      I kind of want to see them work together

    • @pinkthelara
      @pinkthelara 5 років тому +3

      YES

    • @dadaono2507
      @dadaono2507 5 років тому +1

      @neaZy couldn't agree more

    • @Butterflier00
      @Butterflier00 5 років тому +25

      I WANT THEM TO COLLAB.
      Jenna's "Too Much" Gene and Simone's "I just gotta" energy....
      just *chef kiss*

    • @thepixelpusher
      @thepixelpusher 5 років тому

      Neko Tan no please, look at that Clueless Mug!

  • @sadlerbw9
    @sadlerbw9 5 років тому +757

    As a dad, I approve of your scissors joke. It was shear brilliance. Truly, you have a sharp wit. I’m glad you decided not to cut that part out.

    • @JamieRogersSites
      @JamieRogersSites 5 років тому +22

      god, that was three in a row :(

    • @whengchung90
      @whengchung90 5 років тому +59

      Just like Simone with her scissors, you really ran with that

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 5 років тому +40

      This comment was a cut above the rest.

    • @aathgar5966
      @aathgar5966 5 років тому +12

      sadlerbw9 just take my like and leave...

    • @sadlerbw9
      @sadlerbw9 5 років тому +16

      *slinks away to torment his kids with terrible puns*

  • @theCodyReeder
    @theCodyReeder 5 років тому +275

    This is so great.

  • @purpleprincess9900
    @purpleprincess9900 5 років тому +412

    “he says he likes my scissors” aww you’re so cute❤️

    • @noctuadiscipulum9715
      @noctuadiscipulum9715 5 років тому +3

      I don't even have to watch it to know is going to be amazing

    • @m0useturds
      @m0useturds 5 років тому +10

      I bet he says that to all the folks with a monster pair of scissors in the park.

  • @spacemansabs
    @spacemansabs 5 років тому +373

    Scissors aren’t flat. They have curved faces so there is always tension and they always make contact with each blade at a point that moves down the blade as you cut. So if you can put a small curve on each blade it will work, but not so much that you can’t overcome the bend when you close them. And since they are 1/2 in thick steel, the problem is that you won’t be strong enough to open or close them maybe. Unless you build a hydraulic piston hand, which you should do.

    • @XerxesGustav
      @XerxesGustav 5 років тому +26

      Or just have a wave spring washer at the center, so the deflection is not in the blade but in the joint

    • @johnrogers1777
      @johnrogers1777 3 роки тому +5

      I was thinking the same thing and as a blacksmith of course I want fire fire fire so heat the inside of each blade with big OxyPropane rosebud (maybe just a couple hundred degrees, and then hit it with a hose and it'll warp into a nice curve. Or hydraulic press, cuz we all know life is better with hydraulics,,, but then again fire FIRE FIRE!!

    • @tanvikhare9710
      @tanvikhare9710 3 роки тому

      Wow this is cool!

  • @tricksl8r
    @tricksl8r 5 років тому +386

    This video is some of UA-cam’s most cutting edge content.
    : )

  • @Cristopher.C
    @Cristopher.C 5 років тому +333

    6:20 there 'Mera Mig!' sounds like 'Mirame!' wich in spanish means 'Look at me!' at it's funny because it also makes sense in that context

    • @barrettdecutler8979
      @barrettdecutler8979 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah, my first thought was "Look at me," and I didn't even realize I was using my Spanish brain.

  • @kelzbelz313
    @kelzbelz313 5 років тому +566

    Watching your tools slowly crawl towards the edge of your work bench during the time lapse gave me great anxiety

  • @NOLAMarathon2010
    @NOLAMarathon2010 5 років тому +357

    With a pair of scissors -- real scissors -- the two blades are actually slightly curved toward each other. This ensures that the two shearing edges actually make contact with each other down the full length of the cut. If your two shearing edges are separated by a hair's breadth, that will probably be enough to prevent a shear. Even if your two shearing edges have contact initially, but lose that contact later during the shear, then the complete shear down the full length of the paper will fail. That's why the two blades are bent slightly toward each other: it guarantees blade-against-blade contact down the full length of the shear.

    • @tminsch
      @tminsch 5 років тому +37

      It also keeps the cutting faces grinding on each other, hence the self-sharpening nature of scissors.

    • @joelnord4699
      @joelnord4699 5 років тому +7

      Was going to say this but you saved the trouble!

    • @sophliberty
      @sophliberty 5 років тому +13

      yeah simone should have talked to a scissors engineer before making this!!

    • @misterhughdjass7880
      @misterhughdjass7880 5 років тому +5

      She tried her best on this and i dont think it really matters that much, it was probably just for laughs and giggles, dont be too hard on her.

    • @serpentsforhair
      @serpentsforhair 5 років тому +14

      @@misterhughdjass7880 Don't think he was criticizing her in any way, he was just pointing something out and it's educational for all of us.

  • @alexandrecareau9790
    @alexandrecareau9790 5 років тому +517

    I feel like you missed an opportunity to place them in an elevator and calling it your scissor-lift.

  • @williamcurtis4501
    @williamcurtis4501 5 років тому +12

    A few folks have mentioned the curvature of scissor blades, but also a large aspect of how they work is the left/right pressure of your fingers, which is why there are lefty and righty scissors, even though they basically look the same. The natural way your hand closes the grips is what pushes the blades together.
    Maybe you can sell or donate these to a salon as a decoration!

  • @blackburn3r
    @blackburn3r 5 років тому +512

    Ha you are back. And more beautiful, strong and, goofy as ever. We love you Simone.

  • @MarkReviews
    @MarkReviews 5 років тому +644

    San Francisco: "Simone, we would like to give you a key to the city..."
    Simone: "Hold my beer."

    • @kuro13wolf
      @kuro13wolf 5 років тому +43

      She should take these to grand openings and cut the ribbon with it is that a thing people still do

    • @Ruthavecflute
      @Ruthavecflute 5 років тому +1

      @@kuro13wolf That would be cool

    • @cityheron7106
      @cityheron7106 5 років тому

      Thats.... not how the meme works

  • @cleverca22
    @cleverca22 5 років тому +100

    ive noticed that the blades on my good scissors arent flat, but curved
    so as they cut, they are pressing into each other like 2 springs

    • @joinedupjon
      @joinedupjon 5 років тому +9

      Bingo - everyone thinks they understand how scissors work but that's the real secret.

    • @station240
      @station240 5 років тому +5

      Yup, I had a pair of scissors I had to fix after I bent the blades straight by accident.
      Putting a bend into the thick steel used in these Giant Scissors would be quite a challenge with the shop tools she has.

    • @peterzingler6221
      @peterzingler6221 5 років тому +3

      @@station240 no it would be quite easy.. Oxy torch and heating on the right spots

    • @ragnork61
      @ragnork61 5 років тому +1

      There’s one more secret to how scissors work that has to do with right or left handedness. Simone’s giant scissors are lefties😀

    • @ragnork61
      @ragnork61 5 років тому

      When you cut with a pair of scissors the natural motion of your thumb moves down and towards the center of your body which in turn levers the lower blade up and away from the center of your body.

  • @vasiliipopov416
    @vasiliipopov416 4 роки тому +84

    When you approached the duck pond I was kinda expecting "now we're gonna try cutting some ducks"

  • @carolynhinson7648
    @carolynhinson7648 5 років тому +99

    I'm honestly stunned Simone hasn't entered the Kinetic Sculpture Grand Championship up in NorCal (Humboldt County), her and her team would destroy the competition.

    • @nairbvel
      @nairbvel 5 років тому +25

      Based on the level of functionality of many of Simone's previous robots, I suspect "destroy the competition" might be a bit too literally close to the truth... LOL

    • @Howtard
      @Howtard 5 років тому +9

      @@nairbvel Ah, but "destroying the competition" and "winning" aren't mutually exclusive! Simone's out here playing a different game where destruction is the only goal

    • @biobear01
      @biobear01 5 років тому +1

      Her work is a cut above the rest.

  • @marcusdire8057
    @marcusdire8057 5 років тому +54

    I LOVE your happy grin after you cut paper with the wood prototype and hold them up in triumph. :D

  • @Masterfighterx
    @Masterfighterx 5 років тому +414

    ''Simone starts hammering'' ''Oh my god, my neighbours are gonna hate me'' (Me thinking: Didn't sound that bad) ''One split second later: *BAM BAM BAM BAM!''*

    • @thecrazyredhead7252
      @thecrazyredhead7252 5 років тому +2

      BAAAAAAAAAAAAM

    • @doctorbobstone
      @doctorbobstone 5 років тому +11

      I laughed at how even the small halfhearted blows were super loud...

    • @parentsbasement7734
      @parentsbasement7734 5 років тому

      Ya neeg to aneil i think thats how ya spell it but ya throw a flame on it and put a layer of soot on the metal and it does science-ee sruff and softens the metal. I know a little late and i just know cause i saw jesse james do it. But your scissors are AWESOME

  • @DadBodDrumming
    @DadBodDrumming 5 років тому +14

    This channel is a cut above the rest! You definitely have an edge over your competition. I hope all your videos are just as sharp. :P

  • @fredmartini8137
    @fredmartini8137 5 років тому +416

    *sees the thumbnail* "simone… why"
    *watches the video* " because.... ummm.."
    "oh yeah, duh"

  • @ambernielsen4360
    @ambernielsen4360 5 років тому +129

    My brother has a legit scar where he almost stabbed his eye by running with scissors.... Well actually he didn't just run with them he tripped with them. So run with scissors, just don't trip with scissors while they are pointed at your eye.

  • @johngicistechcom
    @johngicistechcom 5 років тому +113

    Scissors have a slight inward curve to them
    So that they focus the interface to a single point as the blades cross. Scissors cut because of this curve more than the sharpness of the blades. Take a close look at scissors and how they work and you will see what i am talking about

    • @lucasetten
      @lucasetten 5 років тому +2

      Indeed. Is this not common knowledge?

    • @johngicistechcom
      @johngicistechcom 5 років тому

      L Etten I don’t know if it is or not, but I did not see her accounting for this in the build, and I think it may be why they are not cutting as well as expected

  • @PixelOverload
    @PixelOverload 5 років тому +256

    "nobody's saying don't run with knives"
    clearly you've never been in scouts

    • @grouch314
      @grouch314 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah, that was a common rule in my house. I guess my parents thought I was smart enough to be trusted with pointy objects but dumb enough to need to be told not to run with them

    • @supurflufybuny
      @supurflufybuny 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah it’s like the first rule...

    • @johnrogers1777
      @johnrogers1777 3 роки тому +3

      and always say thank you when you receive a sharp object from someone so they know you have a good hold on it... SO MANY RULZ, no matter we burned shit every chance we could in Scouts!

    • @alishasteenberg2327
      @alishasteenberg2327 3 роки тому

      I have told so many of my scouts not to run with knives. Or axes. Or any sharp objects.

  • @Riley-jj1uz
    @Riley-jj1uz 5 років тому +437

    Mom: "what'd you do for Easter?"
    Me: "oh watched a grown women make a giant pair of scissors...and yes I enjoyed it."

    • @jdd1565
      @jdd1565 5 років тому +4

      woman*

    • @NM-wd7kx
      @NM-wd7kx 5 років тому +1

      @@jdd1565 she's actually three (1/3 third size) women in a trench coat, wearing ordinary clothes.

  • @Pentross
    @Pentross 5 років тому +143

    Doesn’t matter now it’s on the wall, but you can improve the cut by making the blades curve slightly concave towards each other, with the idea of always having one point in contact.

  • @keacluster
    @keacluster 5 років тому +155

    Remember that time Mythbusters folded in half like 12+ times a big damn sheet of paper?
    Yeah you should cut that

    • @awigg_8430
      @awigg_8430 5 років тому +2

      I was thinking just that!!

  • @BrandonCase
    @BrandonCase 5 років тому +20

    Omfg, I love that you empathize with the plight of scissors to the point of taking them for a run!
    Also, cold working steel is no joke, nice job -- and great final product

  • @cherrypieforever
    @cherrypieforever 5 років тому +505

    Simone: In this horror movie, we might be the monster
    Simone: Hi ducks!
    Me: Oh god.

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 5 років тому +2

      I loved the disparate vibes of those comments too, just so completely juxtaposed. 😂

    • @midnightmushrooms1141
      @midnightmushrooms1141 5 років тому +1

      imagine if it would have been swans

    • @willproctor7301
      @willproctor7301 5 років тому

      @@midnightmushrooms1141 Yeah then the ducks would have been cut up about not being in the video.

  • @FeierLin
    @FeierLin 5 років тому +351

    Simone pls make a safety cover for those scissors before somebody gets impaled
    Thanks,
    A v v concerned friend

    • @mikemhz
      @mikemhz 5 років тому +25

      Yeah I'm literally envisioning someone stumbling on the first step going up the stairs. Stay safe?

    • @dj1NM3
      @dj1NM3 5 років тому +21

      At least the points are facing *down* the stairs?

    • @libsybum3591
      @libsybum3591 5 років тому +3

      Jeff NME I thought that 😂 if they were facing the other way and some one fell down the stairs! 🙈

    • @yuriavila2250
      @yuriavila2250 5 років тому +1

      Pls

    • @duckwhisperer13
      @duckwhisperer13 5 років тому +2

      this is the comment i was looking for

  • @danielthrasher
    @danielthrasher 5 років тому +15

    Store openings will never be the same!

  • @seededsoul
    @seededsoul 5 років тому +6

    I really appreciate
    1. that you admit your failures/weaknesses.
    2. your commitment to running with the scissors.
    3. that the scissors are indestructible. They are zombie apocalypse-worthy!

  • @gooberbirb
    @gooberbirb 5 років тому +432

    you should collab with jenna’s rachet salon.

  • @brendanbush2174
    @brendanbush2174 5 років тому +286

    Me: Oh cool Simone is making giant scissors
    Simone : *proceeds to run around in a park with a deadly weapon*

  • @jeremyquiros5483
    @jeremyquiros5483 5 років тому +152

    "But nobody's saying 'Don't run with knives.'"
    Because you run faster with a knife.
    Everybody runs faster with a knife. *scoffs*

    • @Thalacia
      @Thalacia 5 років тому +2

      Nothin like the rush of huntin people down and KILLIN EM!

    • @ELYESSS
      @ELYESSS 5 років тому +4

      Rush b?

    • @johanna8028
      @johanna8028 5 років тому +6

      This isn't the killing house anymore. This is real life.

    • @StopChangingUsernamesYouTube
      @StopChangingUsernamesYouTube 5 років тому +5

      Ohhhhh... And scissors are two knives stuck together, which means you'll run twice as faster.

    • @Zilverzamp
      @Zilverzamp 5 років тому +2

      classic fps_doug!

  • @AaronAlso
    @AaronAlso 5 років тому +2

    Simone,
    Sharpening scissors is a next level skill that even most knife makers do not have. The two inside surfaces must be super flat and in direct contact with each other. This is just as important as the edge of each blade being sharp itself.

  • @uzaisu
    @uzaisu 5 років тому +197

    nobody:
    Simone: *runs around in a park with giant scissors*

  • @badwolfgermandalek
    @badwolfgermandalek 5 років тому +165

    I think Simone wanted to live in her doll house as a child.

  • @snakesocks
    @snakesocks 5 років тому +46

    That polka-dot welding mask is amazing!

  • @MistiScaggs-MrsMaker
    @MistiScaggs-MrsMaker 3 роки тому +1

    So I am an elementary art teacher and am going to try to make a version of these to demo scissor expectations to my 1st graders! Plus… they will look so cool hanging in my classroom!! Mine will have to weigh MUCH less of course just so I can use them in the demo without being crushed by them. Too traumatic for littles I thing! LOL! Thanks so much for a great entertaining video.

  • @AK-nz8ed
    @AK-nz8ed 5 років тому +45

    So this video is about Simone building a giant pair of scissors in order to run and go on a date with it
    Seems legit

    • @bgttgb100
      @bgttgb100 5 років тому +3

      Nothing to see here.. do you have a warrant??

  • @oldestnerd
    @oldestnerd 5 років тому +215

    Please add - Do not run with a Plasma Cutter.
    You need a license to run with those in public.

  • @robbiemer8178
    @robbiemer8178 5 років тому +26

    Watching the joy this cutting edge video brings you just makes me happy. Thank you!

  • @JuanWick209bkaAngel
    @JuanWick209bkaAngel 4 роки тому +6

    Scissors have a slight curve built into the blades so that when they are being closed there is is side force applied to keep the blades in close contact with each other.

  • @thelastcube.
    @thelastcube. 5 років тому +45

    You should've bought a giant Rock and a huge sheet of paper to play Rock Paper Scissors: Giant Edition

  • @Dary39
    @Dary39 5 років тому +27

    Oh, giant office supplies.
    "Excuse me, could you pass me the giant staple? I'm out."

  • @michaelrudek1545
    @michaelrudek1545 5 років тому +32

    Nice to see you again.
    Put a cup-spring or spring under the nut and bend the blades sligthly to each other.

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 5 років тому

      i also commented about putting a spring washer, and youtube put my comment right by yours... youtube is weird.

  • @punnequraq
    @punnequraq 4 роки тому +23

    simone beating up the handle and “making no progress” is literally teenage life

  • @Foodhat
    @Foodhat 5 років тому +411

    Don't the blades on scissors bend towards each other slightly so that they are only in contact at one small point along the blade for the entire cut? Try bending the blades a bit and see if having them somewhat bowed inwards doesn't improve the cutting ability. Thumbs up so she sees this!

    • @spychopath
      @spychopath 5 років тому +10

      Came here to say this. A simple curved jig and some G-clamps should do the trick. Then we can cut ALL THE HAIR!

    • @KiLL_Jack
      @KiLL_Jack 5 років тому +14

      yeah that is what i thought too but bending this thick metal sheet would be really hard with somewhat limited tools and actually cutting with them would need big force and proably the edge would get blunt quickly, i think its better to keep it nice and nonfunctional

    • @jasonpressler7111
      @jasonpressler7111 5 років тому

      i also came here to say the same thing, it is an a very slight ark inward.

    • @Pretagonist
      @Pretagonist 5 років тому

      Just build some kind of jig, clamp them in and apply heat. Scissors absolutely need a curve, especially large ones.

    • @kokoronotomoni
      @kokoronotomoni 5 років тому +11

      Yeah, i guess she missed a mayor step in her build. 1. Figure out how scissors actually work.

  • @jakei8322
    @jakei8322 5 років тому +41

    give each blade a slight inward bend so that they actually rub on each other and they should work perfectly

    • @DrRR20231
      @DrRR20231 5 років тому

      I wonder if the fact that they've gone from being right handed sissors to left handed scissors would change anything; I would say slightly because we do have a dominant arm? (Unless S is left handed and mentioned that I completely ignored it... )

  • @davidzachmeyer1957
    @davidzachmeyer1957 5 років тому +171

    Great project! Standard-size scissors have a slight curvature in the blades to force the cutting edges together. Yours might cut better if you replicated that feature. The video was fun to watch - is this the director's cut?

    • @Hahahahaaahaahaa
      @Hahahahaaahaahaa 5 років тому +5

      Soooo basically keep making giant scissors?

    • @0Tweaky0
      @0Tweaky0 5 років тому +1

      Also sissors are right or left handed if you use wrong hand they won't cut very well

    • @Doping1234
      @Doping1234 5 років тому +6

      I guess the thought of hammering the massive blades into the right shape made her abandon the idea immediately

    • @xensonar9652
      @xensonar9652 5 років тому +3

      @@Doping1234 A bit of heat applied to one side will cause it to curl.

    • @Foxtrot2312
      @Foxtrot2312 5 років тому

      @@Doping1234 The blades were solid, only the handles were hammered over the wooden bucks.

  • @awsomeabacus9674
    @awsomeabacus9674 4 роки тому +7

    3:47
    Simone: "I feel like I'm making zero progress"
    Simone: * makes visible progress *

  • @squidattack7460
    @squidattack7460 5 років тому +9

    I was just checking out your channel and crying xuz I thought you weren't gonna comeback but now that you posted I just wanna say thanks for motivating me and helping my self esteem grow back again thanksss😀😊😜

  • @TheDungineer
    @TheDungineer 5 років тому +43

    Yay! I'm always so excited to see a new project from you! Hope everything is going well health wise!

  • @jpage5350
    @jpage5350 5 років тому +12

    I just wanna say you're like a real-life Kara Danvers AKA Supergirl. You're so happy but also buff and clever (even the initials fit! Simone Giertz - SuperGirl!) Thanks for brightening my day

  • @davidlarsen838
    @davidlarsen838 5 років тому +26

    Did your impact driver fall?!?! The suspense is killing me 5:29

    • @RenataSimmons
      @RenataSimmons 3 роки тому +2

      Right after it disappears off the edge of the table, you can see it on the right side, so I'm assuming she caught it before it fell and moved it? But then again, maybe she just picked it up post-fall...

  • @ToddWroughton
    @ToddWroughton 5 років тому +65

    I would pay $175 for a Giertz limited edition style.

  • @MBUncle
    @MBUncle 5 років тому +38

    Why stop here? Giant screwdriver, giant ruler, make that the "wall of giants" for tools :)
    Love your videos Simone!

  • @JamesHueston
    @JamesHueston 5 років тому +9

    7:45 - "Nothing sparks as much joy as an angle grinder...take that Marie Kondo" -- Hilarious Comedic Timing :D :D

  • @extxvlogs
    @extxvlogs 5 років тому +124

    Netflix adaptation of kill la kill 2019

    • @tomwwabo9246
      @tomwwabo9246 5 років тому +10

      I was waiting for a kill la kill comment

    • @KTK-mp7iw
      @KTK-mp7iw 5 років тому +2

      Yes.

    • @alexbischoff8789
      @alexbischoff8789 4 роки тому +1

      I was waiting for a kill la kill reference

  • @HappyJackieP
    @HappyJackieP 5 років тому +36

    So today I learned that sometimes UA-cam’s algorithm works.... because this video showed up in my suggested and I’m so glad it did. This is so dope!

  • @kmahan2006
    @kmahan2006 5 років тому +55

    Oh lord. CUT. it. out. . . Get it? . . Sorry. I’ll remove myself now.

    • @dustysparks
      @dustysparks 5 років тому

      Dave Coulier would be proud...

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 5 років тому +10

    It is still weird for me. As an aviation enthusiast "MiG" is an aircraft design company in Russia/USSR.

  • @altug7032
    @altug7032 5 років тому +12

    runs over the ducks with giant scissors and yelled them:
    "hi ducks"
    with soft, pretty sound.

  • @Indiiiiii
    @Indiiiiii 5 років тому +299

    I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MISSED MIGNIATURE SIMONE, SHAME!!!!

    • @pale2457
      @pale2457 5 років тому +6

      Damnnit I commented that but you were 7 hours faster than me!

    • @novingale
      @novingale 5 років тому +20

      @@pale2457 7 hours faster than mig*

    • @Daye04
      @Daye04 5 років тому

      @@novingale are you going to do that with everything vi write?

    • @literally_not_kevin
      @literally_not_kevin 5 років тому

      Too bad she doesn't read these

    • @pale2457
      @pale2457 5 років тому

      @@novingale Damnnit.
      Damnmig?

  • @dustbunnys
    @dustbunnys 5 років тому +21

    That ending was bananas
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    I’ll see myself out.

  • @socalledfishboy
    @socalledfishboy 4 роки тому +18

    This is just the giant, very drawn out and maker’s version of “I need scissors to open the new scissors”

    • @luciahoneybee
      @luciahoneybee 2 роки тому

      Omg that LITERALLY happened to me TODAY. I moved countries and didn't bring anything with me other than my clothes and toiletries. I rented a completely empty apartment (not even a fridge, nothing) and had to furnish it from scratch. Naturally, I bought a lot of things, like tools and kitchen utensils, that came in tightly sealed packages, so I also bought scissors. I had to ask my neighbor, whom I hadn't met yet, for her scissors in order to open my own scissors. The new scissors even had a "cut through here WITH SCISSORS to open" little icon on the package. Ridiculous! 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @Schizo_Anarchist
    @Schizo_Anarchist 5 років тому +21

    3:51 me when i finally find the CEO of racism

  • @rhmimages
    @rhmimages 5 років тому +32

    Running up the stairs looks deadly

    • @vannoo67
      @vannoo67 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, but tripping down the stairs is okay (except for the falling down the stairs part)

    • @majortom4543
      @majortom4543 5 років тому +3

      It does to be honest, maybe they should add a cover so that the sharp points are not a threat. At the very least i can see in the future a sleeve get stuck in the sharp point and getting torn.

  • @PCM_LT
    @PCM_LT 5 років тому +76

    Simone please cover the tip so you don't get hurt if you go up the stairs in the dark

  • @rdear
    @rdear 5 років тому +16

    I was just thinking about you this morning! How weird is that! Great video and good to see you again!

  • @Jbear90
    @Jbear90 5 років тому +2

    She's so adorable and awesome. Keep kicking ass, Simone!

  • @josepherwin8709
    @josepherwin8709 5 років тому +33

    I loved the irony of watching you cut out the paper templates...with...scissors.

  • @suarkonin
    @suarkonin 5 років тому +11

    The year is 2043 Simone Giertz built a giant work bench. One of the few human made constructs which can be seen from space.

  • @Yog.1
    @Yog.1 5 років тому +4

    7:41 Needs more Kiwami Japan.
    Also, I'm so happy there is someone in this world that would run the extra mile so that he could run the extra mile with a giant pair of scissors

  • @jimbobur
    @jimbobur 5 років тому +3

    5:28 watching the drill gradually slide towards the edge of the table:
    *anxiety increases*

  • @debdottir
    @debdottir 5 років тому +27

    Love the scissors. "Running with Scissors" in the park may have been my favorite part. Genuine LOL! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @snabbott
    @snabbott 5 років тому +7

    8:07 Coolest welding helmet ever!

  • @Christ_Is_King34
    @Christ_Is_King34 5 років тому +9

    I was just talking about you to someone last night, so good to see you back as bad ass as ever.
    I can only hope to one day have half of the strength, smarts, determination and hilarity that you do in such abundance. I hope my daughter has many more women like you to look up to as she grows up. Keep on keeping on sister! You are frigging amazing. ❤ p.s awww i cannot believe that you've actually read my comment. Thank you! Hope you are doing well 🤩👍

  • @jordanmichelle9042
    @jordanmichelle9042 3 роки тому

    I discovered your channel for the first time yesterday and I'm obsessed! My family and I are binge-watching your vids!!! Thank you for being so unique and creative and setting yourself apart from the rest of the typical YT community. Your work and passion are extraordinary!

  • @riverfallscory
    @riverfallscory 5 років тому +6

    I check your channel a few times a week to see if my notifications arent working. Love your stuff bud I hope we can see a lot more videos!

  • @TekkGnostic
    @TekkGnostic 5 років тому +23

    "It actually cuts f*cking paper!"
    Actually lol'ed at that bit.

  • @Nikyc1
    @Nikyc1 5 років тому +56

    So left or Right handed Scissors? that could your problem, wrong hand

    • @XcaptainXobliviousX
      @XcaptainXobliviousX 5 років тому +4

      that does apear to be a pair of lefties.
      source - left handed person with a jealously guarded set of left hand bladed fiskars

    • @babomb2146
      @babomb2146 5 років тому +1

      I think they r both handed scissors

    • @kuro13wolf
      @kuro13wolf 5 років тому +7

      Yup the model scissors were right handed but the big ones turned out left handed. I don't think anyone noticed and it really doesn't matter at that scale.

    • @judahboyd2107
      @judahboyd2107 5 років тому

      Is that why I can't use scissors? They're all left handed?

  • @MrManMuffin
    @MrManMuffin 4 роки тому +1

    dragging those things around, she looks like an anime protagonist that starts the series with zero ability but gets given the most OP weapon that they dont know how to controll yet, and by the end they kill a god and/or demon king

  • @benketteridge9150
    @benketteridge9150 5 років тому +86

    big minitures = bigatures. (coined by the folks at Weta Workshops that built the massive models of the towers for the Lord of the Rings movies)

    • @alex-dj1hf
      @alex-dj1hf 5 років тому +1

      glad I checked the comments before posting...😁

    • @hziebicki
      @hziebicki 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, but those are big (relatively) models of things, that are still smaller than the original things. What Simone did is take something tiny like a pair of scissors, and enlarge it to many times it's original size...

  • @alexandertaylor2951
    @alexandertaylor2951 5 років тому +128

    I bought pair of scissors because I needed them and needed a pair of scissors to open them. Wait...what?

    • @tonysansom
      @tonysansom 5 років тому +6

      I saw Simone using scissors to cut the scissors template & had a simillar odd feeling.

    • @NiHaoMike64
      @NiHaoMike64 5 років тому +7

      @@tonysansom Remember the Sparkfun soldering iron kit that requires a soldering iron to assemble? Or plans for a 3D printer that include a lot of 3D printed parts?

    • @pgtmr2713
      @pgtmr2713 5 років тому

      Totally been there.

    • @theherrdark4834
      @theherrdark4834 5 років тому +2

      proof you are in hell

    • @alexandertaylor2951
      @alexandertaylor2951 5 років тому

      @@theherrdark4834 thank you! Finally, someone said it

  • @chicoferrazz
    @chicoferrazz 5 років тому +14

    guy in the bike path: "NiCe ScISsOrs"

  • @jnbsp3512
    @jnbsp3512 5 років тому

    This maxitures collection is going to be so great! Simone In Wonderland! Ty for this cool build video Simone, Marcos, Trevor, Scott and Jackie you all ROCK 📜✂️