Bill Burr - Titanic Is A Horror Film

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  • @wlthomas67
    @wlthomas67 4 роки тому +5870

    Best line ever was "If you're thinking of marriage just go find a woman you hate and give her all your stuff that's how it will end up anyway so save some time."

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 4 роки тому +211

      My major professor in college used to say, "Find a woman you don't like; buy her a house."

    • @primedailyquotes8759
      @primedailyquotes8759 4 роки тому +55

      Tom Bombadildo lol it’s the truth though. Check the stats

    • @le-blanc1440
      @le-blanc1440 4 роки тому +31

      @Tom Bombadildo but that's kinda how it is, difference being that one takes longer.

    • @brians5724
      @brians5724 4 роки тому +6

      That's from Johnny Carson.

    • @nuntana2
      @nuntana2 4 роки тому +2

      Tom Bombadildo Why’s that, mommy’s boy?

  • @cavior44
    @cavior44 4 роки тому +11392

    I like this young guy, he's gonna go places.

    • @nathanbruce1992
      @nathanbruce1992 4 роки тому +427

      I dont think so bro. His act is good but hes too much of a ginger

    • @jakrispy3418
      @jakrispy3418 4 роки тому +428

      I wonder how many people who liked ur comment didn't get it

    • @tiktokcrazy6965
      @tiktokcrazy6965 4 роки тому +31

      Tom K he not good I see him at Walmart in a few years

    • @dmitriym.3618
      @dmitriym.3618 4 роки тому +80

      @@jakrispy3418 get what, I don't think he's being sarcastic, this guy is pretty good.

    • @cavior44
      @cavior44 4 роки тому +16

      @@dmitriym.3618 I am ;p

  • @alisonarias978
    @alisonarias978 4 роки тому +6217

    Classic Bill Burr. His woman voice always gets me 😂

    • @anneb889
      @anneb889 4 роки тому +200

      “Oh it’s asparagus, I thought it was pesto”.... sadly I can picture women like this, and I say that as a woman, lol.

    • @newusername7281
      @newusername7281 4 роки тому +55

      His woman voice always gets me.

    • @geompon6505
      @geompon6505 4 роки тому +14

      *HIS

    • @Lymbe06
      @Lymbe06 4 роки тому +12

      Alison Arias “Womenssss issuessssss”

    • @soccerman127
      @soccerman127 4 роки тому +16

      "Wanna go to brunch?!"

  • @EastyMula
    @EastyMula 4 роки тому +1264

    I love how Burr is as angry back then as he is now. I respect the level of this man’s consistency.

    • @heinzarniaung2915
      @heinzarniaung2915 3 роки тому +31

      I'd say he's mellowed out a bit. Plus he's playing the whole angry dude bit up for the show.

    • @gangr3l
      @gangr3l 2 роки тому +13

      @@heinzarniaung2915
      Oh no he is still just as angry.
      He is just better at channeling it :P

  • @ErutaniaRose
    @ErutaniaRose 3 роки тому +2919

    As a CHILD when I first saw Titanic I laughed SO HARD when the guy bounced off the propellor in Titanic... and my father gave me the most HORRIFIED look as little 7-year-old me was giggling like a devil at the way some dude died. XD

    • @rageoftyrael
      @rageoftyrael 2 роки тому +289

      In your defense.... a 7 year old shouldn't have been watching the Titanic, lol

    • @leviroch
      @leviroch 2 роки тому +18

      The real question is how did a 7 year old sit through that boring arse slog of a film lol

    • @lambrosk3790
      @lambrosk3790 2 роки тому +102

      WOW. I had two friends, (close brothers with good senses of humor), who told us how everyone was crying and horrified but THEY LAUGHED SO HARD when the guy fell off at the end and bounced off the railings. Brings a smile to my face.

    • @lambrosk3790
      @lambrosk3790 2 роки тому +20

      @Let me offer you this U being serious? 3-4 years. Although many individuals don’t recall early childhood or dreams I’ve noticed

    • @nexxusty
      @nexxusty 2 роки тому +24

      @Let me offer you this Who doesn't?
      I have memories of when I was 4.

  • @letosvet1
    @letosvet1 4 роки тому +1030

    "Yes, he DOES have a knife"
    I died right there

  • @CinemaDemocratica
    @CinemaDemocratica 4 роки тому +1938

    "Who wants to sleep in on Sunday when you could pay eighteen dollars for eggs; *now* you're thinking!"

    • @rogerloves4025
      @rogerloves4025 4 роки тому +11

      Dude i really didnt get that joke? Can u explain. .

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 4 роки тому +132

      @@rogerloves4025 Yes, happy to! :-) In the United States, if you go out for breakfast -- not brunch, but the earlier, seven-day-a-week breakfast -- you might have eggs and toast and bacon and juice and coffee, maybe pancakes, and the whole thing might cost eight or ten dollars USD. At some restaurants, particularly but not exclusively on Sundays, you can go to a meal that runs from the middle of the morning through the early afternoon, at which all the same things are offered together with a few more -- sometimes smoked salmon, sometimes prime rib, often some sort of pork cutlet -- and it's buffet-style, so you pay one price but it's more expensive. So the joke here is that she wants to dramatically overpay for what is basically a pretentious breakfast, instead of sleeping in. (He's being sarcastic with the supposed compliment.) Personally I like brunch once in a while and it's obviously unfair to say that it's just eggs. But I get it. :D :D :D

    • @AntonioRios3
      @AntonioRios3 4 роки тому +68

      @@CinemaDemocratica I love it when people are courteous to each other on youtube. It's rare. Thank you for the explanation, I didn't know what brunch was either.

    • @ticketforlife2103
      @ticketforlife2103 4 роки тому +2

      I hate brunches man

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 4 роки тому +6

      They *can* be good -- they can be spectacular -- but like so much else about the service industry, nothing's going to last about the experience like an apathetic execution. And most brunches just scream out, "Eh, we've already got your money."

  • @alexm.4621
    @alexm.4621 2 роки тому +176

    "Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you could go out and pay $18 for eggs?" - that line is ON POINT. 😂

  • @ericwitt4359
    @ericwitt4359 2 роки тому +628

    I love the part where Bill Burr states that they pick and choose the equality they want. That is so true and don't understand why more people don't notice that.

    • @whoever_81
      @whoever_81 2 роки тому +30

      Many people notice I believe.

    • @chamboyette853
      @chamboyette853 2 роки тому +12

      @@whoever_81 I really really hope you are right. When looking at MSM one would not think that. Do all your friends notice that?

    • @whoever_81
      @whoever_81 2 роки тому +3

      @@chamboyette853 Yes...

    • @chamboyette853
      @chamboyette853 2 роки тому +3

      @@whoever_81 cool.

    • @smokeyjoe291
      @smokeyjoe291 2 роки тому +4

      It’s cos it’s a generalisation that applies to so few and sporadically selected individuals that housing it as some kind of prejudice towards a whole type of person is just insane

  • @CausalityLoop
    @CausalityLoop 4 роки тому +185

    The girls laughed hard at 'I'm wearing a tuxedo, not because I wanted to but because you wanted to dress up that night'. Hit pretty close to home!

  • @dandaadnad529
    @dandaadnad529 4 роки тому +5303

    Bill with hair, not married and without kids. Yep that was a long time ago

    • @justinpettit3432
      @justinpettit3432 4 роки тому +89

      Ah how things change over time. I'm interested to see how his comedy will be about being a dad now. Lol.

    • @sarameiragootblatt1819
      @sarameiragootblatt1819 4 роки тому +9

      danda adnad I’d say even bell burr before therapy. The best

    • @gokuss15
      @gokuss15 4 роки тому +39

      Justin Pettit he’s a lot angrier and darker.

    • @gokuss15
      @gokuss15 4 роки тому +4

      It’s great

    • @dandaadnad529
      @dandaadnad529 4 роки тому +6

      @@justinpettit3432 look at his special on Netfix. It's recent

  • @gusparkwood4890
    @gusparkwood4890 4 роки тому +457

    "That was so romantic, don't you think?"
    "NO!"
    😂

  • @gunfuego
    @gunfuego 4 роки тому +2505

    Bill Burr isn't a comedian, he's a realist that makes people laugh... lol

    • @vmundoortiz551
      @vmundoortiz551 4 роки тому +16

      He is like a Patrice Oneil

    • @allisoncoppola7451
      @allisoncoppola7451 4 роки тому +5

      Have you watched Jim Gaffigan by chance? His new Pale Tourist isn't very good, but his older stuff is super funny- On amazon prime as full shows, some on youtube. Clean comedian but funny!

    • @henrydouberly3950
      @henrydouberly3950 4 роки тому +8

      Those types of comedians are the best

    • @ripskip160
      @ripskip160 3 роки тому +6

      @@allisoncoppola7451 I lost all respect for him when he went full on orange man bad.

    • @adammilette3076
      @adammilette3076 3 роки тому +10

      That's what comedians do... they make a valid point on something and people laugh not just because it's funny but they're like "OH MY GOD THAT'S SO TRUE"

  • @JordanJumpin
    @JordanJumpin 3 роки тому +547

    lmao bill burr's character development: "i can't believe people get married and have children, star wars sucks" to *married and has kids and plays a fan-favorite star wars character*

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 роки тому +25

      How times change

  • @lordazn
    @lordazn 3 роки тому +427

    I remember when I was a kid, my mom would drag me into places like Pier One imports. She would force me to shop with her and I once complained, "Mom, why am I here? Can't I just wait in the gamestop next door?"
    "NO," she said, giving me a sharp look. "This is husband training. Your wife is going to come to places like this and you WILL learn to endure these places."
    Now she wonders why I am still single.

    • @Torengest
      @Torengest 3 роки тому +71

      hahahaha did she really say husband training to you when you were a kid. thats fkn hilarious

    • @SpicyPepperon
      @SpicyPepperon 3 роки тому +28

      Asian mom huh

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 3 роки тому +90

      My parents gave me some advice that also convinced me not to get married.
      My dad: In a marriage, when arguing with your wife, you can either be right, or you can be happy.
      My mom: I can't wait for you to have kids one day so you go see what you put me through.
      Okay. Then I won't get married, and I won't have kids. That's what I told them when I was 14. They laughed. To this day I've never wanted to date or have kids. My dad thinks its funny. My mother is annoyed. Edit: I'm 33.

    • @anondescriptbullet
      @anondescriptbullet 3 роки тому +26

      Right now, imagine a dad gives his daughter "wife training"

    • @gabyponte6497
      @gabyponte6497 2 роки тому +17

      @@anondescriptbullet I'm a Latin mom...we give our girls wife training

  • @joromo
    @joromo 4 роки тому +1135

    I'm not married, no kids,...
    And my nephew whose married with children looks older than me.
    Truth.

    • @mr.1125
      @mr.1125 4 роки тому +14

      How old are you?

    • @donhill1825
      @donhill1825 4 роки тому +46

      Nephews can easily & obviously be older than their uncles. This isn't saying anything unless you give ages.

    • @XTRABIG
      @XTRABIG 4 роки тому +64

      EVERY one of my married male friends looks at least 10 years older than me- im not married nor have kids. And I'm talking about a difference in real age of one or two years. They just look so worn out and done. Women are too demanding and suffocating. They denand all your time and are selfish.

    • @cuauhtemocmorisco3493
      @cuauhtemocmorisco3493 4 роки тому +2

      @Strefanasha achatvalu this rings true😂😂😆😆😆

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 4 роки тому +10

      I'm 33(F) this year, single, determined to stay this way for personal reasons. When I go out with my (69yo) mom to shop sometimes people who seldom meet me will ask, "are you working, or.. still studying? Or..." But yeah the way I dress is a huge contribution to my overall image as well. I dress as I did 15-20 years ago & don't wear makeup, & my personality isn't of a 33yo woman. Peers my age already have 1-3 children in tow etc.

  • @Zathren
    @Zathren 4 роки тому +236

    God. I love Bill Burr.
    He was calling out stupid bullshit in our society even when he was less known.

  • @ammonweser4839
    @ammonweser4839 4 роки тому +8249

    Bill Burr must have seen a married man who was happy...

    • @Contra7311
      @Contra7311 4 роки тому +340

      He watched a John Mulaney special

    • @SovietDouchebag
      @SovietDouchebag 4 роки тому +58

      Nia a bitch tho.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 4 роки тому +222

      @@SovietDouchebag smh how juvenile

    • @nR00R
      @nR00R 4 роки тому +155

      And now he's married and happy. Who'da thunk it

    • @ImDrewby
      @ImDrewby 4 роки тому +3

      Toasted cheeseburger

  • @michaelrey2159
    @michaelrey2159 2 роки тому +45

    Comedians are the modern day philosophers. Gotta love Bill Burr! Makes a lot of sense.

  • @etoineschrdlu9382
    @etoineschrdlu9382 3 роки тому +867

    When 'Titanic' was re-released in theaters my late wife insisted I take her to see it. When it was first released, I was in night school studying engineering and I somehow avoided seeing it. However, she got got it on VHS tape and would watch it in the evenings while I was at school. She loved this movie and thought it was the most romantic movie ever. Years later we go see it at a theater. I'm watching this movie and immediately realize that it's a complete comedy of errors: DiCaprio and the rich guy sparring over Kate Winslet is the most stupid thing ever - neither realizes what a total hot mess this girl is and that, if they were smart, they would stay as far away from 'little miss trouble' as possible because nothing good could ever come of a relationship with her. Come on folks, the girl was waving more red flags than a May Day Parade in Tiananmen Square. Any sane man would have quickly ditched her. Needless to say, my wife was extremely disappointed in me that evening. Bill Burr is correct: it's a horror movie.

    • @seekthineselfcultivateyour3657
      @seekthineselfcultivateyour3657 3 роки тому +113

      DiCaprio took one for team that day, showing us the female fantasy that women think we men exist to provide for them even at the price of death, and it sold like hotcakes, and still is one of these most popular movies on Netflix to this day. Luckily, better movies like Avatar overtook that terrible horror film in the box office.
      Don't be her gentleman guys. DiCaprio was trying to warn us, and with the Great Gatsby too. Don't be a martyr, and don't give your valuable time to women.

    • @etoineschrdlu9382
      @etoineschrdlu9382 3 роки тому +94

      @@seekthineselfcultivateyour3657 Women have been taught that they are entitled to two things from men: that we are their beasts of burden who must provide for them and do their bidding, but more importantly, we are duty bound to sacrifice our lives for them. At one time women understood this and in return treated and served the men in their lives with respect and gratitude. Those days are long past.

    • @timburton4150
      @timburton4150 2 роки тому +124

      @@etoineschrdlu9382 even worse. Rose survived, lived her life, married had kids....dies and goes back to her teen lover. Some guy spent his life l, giving everything to her, and she's in love with a guy who died a lifetime ago.

    • @dlon4539
      @dlon4539 2 роки тому +19

      @@timburton4150Exactly. You read my mind...the afterlife sucks. Furthermore redeemed murderers partying with their innocent victims etc. BS

    • @tshidi129
      @tshidi129 2 роки тому +18

      How exactly was Rose troubled? She was smart, beautiful and charming... She never wanted to marry Billy Zane's character, and he didn't love her either. He wanted to get married to gain access to his inheritance. Not to mention he had a violent streak... In fact Hotly, Billy Zane's character, was the one with all the red flags.

  • @brantzenwong8761
    @brantzenwong8761 4 роки тому +601

    I never saw the live action Aladdin - but if I did I would guess that Bill Burr would’ve played the part of Iago

  • @JimJones-ut9qi
    @JimJones-ut9qi 4 роки тому +485

    Him and chappelle are my top 2 comedians of all time!!

  • @sirsenior1861
    @sirsenior1861 4 роки тому +298

    I've seen 3 or 4 versions of the same set of jokes, probably 20+ times in total, and I always laugh my ass off to this set. It's incredible

    • @michaeldonahue5068
      @michaeldonahue5068 2 роки тому +3

      Isn't that the truth? How rare is that? Damn few sets hold their edge for reason of their insights...

    • @jackhamm5554
      @jackhamm5554 2 роки тому +4

      Is that Pesto ?

  • @speakingscripts
    @speakingscripts 4 роки тому +126

    Just the title alone had me dying on the ground laughing. Because it's so true, we all totally misread the Titanic, who didn't think it was a romance, instead of what it really is, total horror movie?! Bill Burr always tells the truth. We gotta back him up every time he speaks. He's the man!!!

    • @matthijsvanemous7046
      @matthijsvanemous7046 3 роки тому +4

      Almost every women after the accident: this was a horror night. This trip is ptss material....
      Meanwhile all the men: drowned

  • @Zubb999
    @Zubb999 4 роки тому +28

    That buffett metaphor is so spot on. I love it.

  • @bastet.lioness
    @bastet.lioness 4 роки тому +804

    Lol “You wanna make some sandwiches, go to the park?” 😂😂

    • @AlphaMom55
      @AlphaMom55 4 роки тому +12

      Lol 😁 I'm 46 and I've never made that suggestion.

    • @traceford4904
      @traceford4904 4 роки тому +10

      @bastet lioness You must be beating guys off with a stick.

    • @jayare1515
      @jayare1515 4 роки тому +2

      bastet lioness right as I heard it 😂

    • @busufila
      @busufila 4 роки тому +12

      Is that PESTO in your omelette lol

    • @OceanSkate401
      @OceanSkate401 4 роки тому +4

      bastet lioness I am storming ya castle, ma lady.

  • @coreymineard
    @coreymineard 4 роки тому +1520

    This little ginger guy sounds just like Bill Burr

    • @TheSmokeeeey
      @TheSmokeeeey 4 роки тому +43

      Dying for someone to comment "bRo tHaT iS bIlL BuRr"
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex 4 роки тому

      @@TheSmokeeeey r/whooosh 🤣

    • @TheSmokeeeey
      @TheSmokeeeey 4 роки тому +41

      @@Gabi-vt4ex r/doublewhoooooosh 🤣

    • @juljasmaharchive
      @juljasmaharchive 4 роки тому +1

      Corey Mineard it is

    • @coreymineard
      @coreymineard 4 роки тому +3

      Julian Mahoney 🙄

  • @darthmaul7626
    @darthmaul7626 4 роки тому +660

    I don't think I've ever heard Bill go that long without saying the F word.

    • @sparrow_solas
      @sparrow_solas 4 роки тому +29

      they made him do this set again but clean for tv

    • @drumdad54sdl47
      @drumdad54sdl47 4 роки тому +39

      I'm not a prude but this proves that you could be funny without using that word.

    • @OfDaSouth
      @OfDaSouth 4 роки тому +8

      drumdad54 sdl but think about how MUCH FUNNIER it coulda been...

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 4 роки тому +11

      Americans. Absolutely fine with a society that causes school shootings but swearing is too offensive 👍

    • @EaglesPhilsPhan
      @EaglesPhilsPhan 4 роки тому

      Hey Darth Maul. I have a tattoo of you on my legw

  • @michaeldonahue5068
    @michaeldonahue5068 2 роки тому +5

    The guy's craft is flawless...his persona is honest & weary ...& that is heart of stand-up.

  • @CLuvTV
    @CLuvTV 4 роки тому +17

    "In the unlikely event that we are both on the Titanic....." already in tears lol

  • @ohthaterin
    @ohthaterin 4 роки тому +48

    i hope he never ever stops doing stand up. such a fucking legend.

  • @PhiripJFly
    @PhiripJFly 4 роки тому +24

    "I'll be wearing a tuxedo not 'cause I wanted to but you wanted to dress up that night" closes the act by a hilarious reference to the start, comedy genius.

  • @bluecollarmenproductions
    @bluecollarmenproductions 4 роки тому +95

    The one husband at 4:21 is like oh wife I can laugh and clap at this joke? You’re laughing oh sweet I can!

  • @EricBubbaODonnelll
    @EricBubbaODonnelll 4 роки тому +52

    Definitely one of the GREATEST STAND-UP comedians EVER!!

  • @whoopdebefreekjesus
    @whoopdebefreekjesus 2 роки тому +12

    Burr is the only comedian who kills so much I can watch the same video five times and still bust a gut over his jokes.

  • @gravityking
    @gravityking 4 роки тому +635

    Is that Pesto? Asparagus? I thought it was Pesto.

    • @jamesagwe2981
      @jamesagwe2981 4 роки тому +1

      Nice reference

    • @JetBen555
      @JetBen555 4 роки тому +26

      OOOOHH ITS ASPERAGUUSS

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 4 роки тому +2

      I just want to flip this whole thing over and get out of here.

    • @lebbo88
      @lebbo88 4 роки тому +5

      @@JetBen555 I THOUGHT IT WAS *P E S T O*

    • @davidhutchinson7888
      @davidhutchinson7888 4 роки тому +2

      PESTO. DEFINITELY PESTO.

  • @yamahattr6006
    @yamahattr6006 4 роки тому +231

    He is married with a kid now? funny guy classic 😂🤣😂

    • @15SilverSurfer15
      @15SilverSurfer15 4 роки тому +6

      And bald

    • @4Mikes4Mindset4
      @4Mikes4Mindset4 4 роки тому +8

      @meaturama he's a casualty now. But he was redpilled spot on most of his comedy

    • @vmundoortiz6105
      @vmundoortiz6105 4 роки тому +3

      His wife is african American

    • @PINEAPPLE-jp2rv
      @PINEAPPLE-jp2rv 4 роки тому +8

      He has two kids now;a daughter and now a son🥳🥳

    • @Minsang1st
      @Minsang1st 4 роки тому +1

      @@vmundoortiz6105 lol just say black dude

  • @burningmisery
    @burningmisery 4 роки тому +18

    I've seen this bit at least 7-8 times, and it's STILL hilarious.

  • @gouthamkgh
    @gouthamkgh 3 роки тому +67

    You know you're a real Bill Burr fan when you also know these jokes, but in a more uncensored form from another set!

  • @mcf-662
    @mcf-662 2 роки тому +8

    This must be one of the best pieces of comedy!! I love this guy

  • @DaGoook
    @DaGoook 4 роки тому +26

    "Is that pesto?" LOL Im dying...

  • @DaDitka
    @DaDitka 3 роки тому +7

    5:28
    "My God, that was so romantic! Don't you think?"
    "NO!"
    That just killed me right there!

  • @OmarDelawar
    @OmarDelawar 4 роки тому +94

    People say Bill Burr's comedy is "pessimistic". Nah, it's "realistic" if you agree with what he says. It's only "pessimistic" if you disagree with him.

  • @chauvo2626
    @chauvo2626 4 роки тому +36

    3:15 Him mimicking a silly woman never fails to get me.

  • @dacoup5955
    @dacoup5955 2 роки тому +4

    "Yes he does have a knife!!" lmao 😆🤣😂

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 4 роки тому +39

    I am a woman and approve this message! Hilarious and I had no idea he could do stand up without cursing and I REALLY enjoyed it. Love Bill Burr. I can’t stand brunch. I’d rather cook great eggs at home, let Mt man sleep in and enjoy his day.

    • @paulbuyswebdeveloper7402
      @paulbuyswebdeveloper7402 4 роки тому +3

      Angelofmusic Wonder please marry me.

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 4 роки тому +9

      paulbuyswebdeveloper Lol... 💍👰🏾 ok we’re married!! Let’s go to brunch! 😂😂😂😂

    • @lilblondiebear
      @lilblondiebear 2 роки тому +1

      Amen!

    • @ihsahnakerfeldt9280
      @ihsahnakerfeldt9280 2 роки тому

      Why is it important to mention that you're a woman before "approving this message"?

  • @babyinezarief4486
    @babyinezarief4486 4 роки тому +21

    I've watched this like 50 times but it still cracks me up every time 😂😂😂

  • @DudeLongcouch
    @DudeLongcouch 4 роки тому +885

    The "dirty" version of this is funnier. Stupid comedy central made him do a clean version for TV. Censorship is lame.

    • @anneb889
      @anneb889 4 роки тому +58

      Okay, so this was a different set? I thought he said there’s no feminist in a house fire, where are they, she puts her short hair in two little pig tails, I’m just a girl....I started thinking, am I remembering this wrong? Lol.

    • @pizzaguy6497
      @pizzaguy6497 4 роки тому +6

      Nope same set musta got edited out

    • @bossHogOG
      @bossHogOG 4 роки тому +19

      blorgous mcCheese nope, different set. It’s right in the fucking title. Although OP is wrong as well because this isn’t Comedy Central.

    • @Priscillababy26
      @Priscillababy26 4 роки тому +3

      What’s it called ? I wanna watch it

    • @fretbuzz59
      @fretbuzz59 4 роки тому +1

      Actually it isn't, not at all.

  • @wherearetheturtles610
    @wherearetheturtles610 2 роки тому +4

    His "NO!" always gets me! 😂😂😂

  • @25shadow11
    @25shadow11 4 роки тому +32

    10 years later, "l'm married and l love it". Time truly makes us look silly

  • @comfortablesharpshooter3419
    @comfortablesharpshooter3419 4 роки тому +36

    The moment when you know the bit so well you notice every single swear he left out xD

  • @dennisnelson1229
    @dennisnelson1229 4 роки тому +1209

    Bill Burr isn't a comedian, he's a religion for some of us.

  • @IAMBENNYBLANCO.
    @IAMBENNYBLANCO. 4 роки тому +14

    One of the GOATs of comedy.

  • @clementnade972
    @clementnade972 3 роки тому +15

    This young guy deserves a place to shine. He will make it out of UA-cam one day.

  • @markcubanz43
    @markcubanz43 3 роки тому +2

    This is his Best Comedy Bit. Clean & Super Funny

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart 4 роки тому +177

    I guess he eventually met a married guy who actually looked happy.

  • @manoliliyanovmarkov944
    @manoliliyanovmarkov944 4 роки тому +60

    seen this bit before but hot damn that;s pure gold comedy right there

  • @kate2create738
    @kate2create738 4 роки тому +13

    Listening to this makes me grateful Bill picked a wonderful woman to be his companion,Nia seems more down to earth than what Bill's perspective of women were like. As a woman I can say he was on point too lol!

  • @quiksix25
    @quiksix25 4 роки тому +30

    Sometimes you can just tell when an entertainer, especially a comedian, has "it"- he just does

  • @SoCoolScience
    @SoCoolScience 8 місяців тому +5

    5:23 - titanic part

  • @iwantwinnersproduxtions
    @iwantwinnersproduxtions 4 роки тому +25

    Legendary Bill Burr set

  • @Chris-hp9be
    @Chris-hp9be 4 роки тому +28

    “Just buy something i dont care.!!” Me everytime I’m shopping with someone

  • @magicornrainbows50
    @magicornrainbows50 4 роки тому +98

    Bill Burr before he dropped baby Yoda.

  • @paulv7554
    @paulv7554 2 місяці тому +1

    "Same amount an hour, we'll take some of that! Pay for the movie? That's ok, you can keep that one!" He nailed it there!

  • @chastinreppert7685
    @chastinreppert7685 Рік тому +2

    High pitch voice: “Is that pesto….oh, it’s asparagus, not pesto.” lol! I’ve also heard these same type of vapid conversations at brunch. 😂

  • @knettertime6079
    @knettertime6079 4 роки тому +15

    I know this bit word for word but it still makes me laugh when he says it. What a legend!

  • @xanderman7142
    @xanderman7142 2 роки тому +4

    I love all of the faces and voices that he does. It gets me dying every time!

  • @HalfCycle
    @HalfCycle 3 роки тому +5

    4:19 that guy wants to laugh so hard but his wife is right there🤣

  • @nodlimax
    @nodlimax 4 роки тому +18

    After seeing my mother and her husband recently while she throws the worst shit she can think off at him over nothing while he literally did nothing and then seeing herself as the victim in the situation because he dared to smile over how ridiculous the situation is the only thing I can think off at that moment is "I'm so glad I'm not married"...

    • @imakrewitatl
      @imakrewitatl 2 роки тому +2

      Yo mama cray-cray

    • @DaDitka
      @DaDitka 2 роки тому

      I can't say I blame you. I'm unmarried too, and that is one of the reasons why.
      Some rewards are just not worth the risk you have to take.

  • @spencerbrown6214
    @spencerbrown6214 4 роки тому +7

    Oh it’s asparagus!!!... “ I just wanna flip the whole table over” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rjasontwenty1099
    @rjasontwenty1099 3 роки тому +3

    i think this guy had it to become a super comediant...he is doing a great job...let us support him..he's precious

  • @mintyfreshhh2
    @mintyfreshhh2 4 роки тому +44

    Accidentally played this on .75 speed and thought bill was just coolin the whole set

    • @Khutt11
      @Khutt11 4 роки тому +5

      N Walker try starting it on 1.25. It’s basically Bill on coke.

  • @parrain9578
    @parrain9578 4 роки тому +5

    Jokes didn't age like fine wine.
    They've always been fine wine 💪🏾

  • @axelblaze566
    @axelblaze566 3 роки тому +19

    12 years, 1 marriage and 2 kids later. This bit has aged pretty well.

  • @onthemiss
    @onthemiss 3 роки тому +6

    Bill burr is definitely my favorite comedian by far

  • @gtrman12887
    @gtrman12887 4 роки тому +7

    5:50 funny how I remember this part...how many times I had to watch it w people...

  • @mattgrundy27
    @mattgrundy27 4 роки тому +72

    Back when ole Billy Redbush had hair! Classic bit.
    Nice to know JFL can put ACTUAL comedy up once in awhile.

  • @rickdiesel9549
    @rickdiesel9549 4 роки тому +22

    This guy just never fails to make me laugh no matter how many times I see his comedy

  • @sensudubs4421
    @sensudubs4421 Рік тому +8

    "Im 36, not married, I sleep on a futon"
    And now he's happily married with kids, sleeping on a real mattress. Good character arc :)

  • @jamesosullivan532
    @jamesosullivan532 4 роки тому +14

    "I'd be that dude when like the boat breaks in half that dude who like falls straight down bangs off the stuff and goes into the water." HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • @traceylennon1204
    @traceylennon1204 4 роки тому +18

    He's hilarious with the women impressions!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @musicsdarkangel
    @musicsdarkangel 4 роки тому +46

    He's just a master. Honestly, a master. You can only say that of very few, Chapelle and Patrice being two of the others.

    • @roarshack5879
      @roarshack5879 4 роки тому +3

      George Carlin and Robin Williams?

    • @musicsdarkangel
      @musicsdarkangel 4 роки тому +2

      @@roarshack5879 Yes! Absolutely. They were genius. Robin, man... he was quicker than anyone I've seen.

    • @pennyhardaway5129
      @pennyhardaway5129 4 роки тому +1

      Robin wasn't funny at all but Carlin, Eddie,Pryor,Luis CK was another master

    • @roarshack5879
      @roarshack5879 4 роки тому +4

      @@pennyhardaway5129 you might not like him, but to say he wasn't funny when he made so many people laugh is objectively wrong

    • @pennyhardaway5129
      @pennyhardaway5129 4 роки тому +1

      @@roarshack5879 I'm a black man so think there's a cultural barrier with his humor that doesn't translate.

  • @chadhuxington690
    @chadhuxington690 3 роки тому +7

    He is funny, and REALLY understands women. The buffet joke is bang on.

  • @andrewb9974
    @andrewb9974 2 роки тому +1

    It's so true...all of it. I have to pause the video to calm down from laughing so hard

  • @overlex
    @overlex 4 роки тому +62

    I love how Bill’s impression of a woman is just your average middle-aged white Karen 😂

  • @vyshaknair5135
    @vyshaknair5135 4 роки тому +95

    Bill burr on... it's time to laugh madly...

  • @peterroberts7684
    @peterroberts7684 Рік тому +3

    Bill Burr=Goat👍👍👍👍

  • @sanket677
    @sanket677 4 роки тому +38

    Damn 36 and 52 .

  • @razaahmad9133
    @razaahmad9133 3 роки тому +2

    4:20 My guy waited and made sure it was safe before he decided to clap

  • @markwing7066
    @markwing7066 2 роки тому +1

    Old school burr! Breath of fresh air

  • @codycox2685
    @codycox2685 4 роки тому +16

    So incredibly true. Women are loved unconditionally. Men are loved on the condition they provide something.

    • @sliceofbread29yrago52
      @sliceofbread29yrago52 3 роки тому

      Wow that's a good line right there

    • @somefuckstolemynick
      @somefuckstolemynick 3 роки тому

      That’s because women do provide.
      They provide the opportunity to procreate (and most of the effort of it).
      That’s why we pay them for it.

    • @greenrabbit860
      @greenrabbit860 2 роки тому

      Thats because life is sacrifice. Men sacrifice their bodies and lives to provide and protect while women sacrifice their bodies to procreate, nuture and bare children. Men and women are not equal, never have been never will be. To think other wise is plain stupid. We are built perfectly to work with each other and be each others strengths for each others weakness. We compliment each other.

  • @viborimo
    @viborimo 4 роки тому +43

    Never gets old

  • @estebancampos2914
    @estebancampos2914 4 роки тому +22

    wish i had heard this before i got married and divorced after 10 years.

    • @javieraponte5159
      @javieraponte5159 4 роки тому +5

      Listen to tom leykis, he helped me escaped the financial slave plantation known as marriage and kids. 😎👍🤳🥃🍺🍷🍹🍻🍸🍾🥂

    • @elvis316
      @elvis316 4 роки тому +2

      You wouldn't listen. Blow jobs are very convincing. Those will never stop, right?

  • @felixcat9318
    @felixcat9318 2 роки тому +1

    Perhaps the greatest aspect of being human is our capacity for laughter, and the joy of it.

  • @CujoBD.
    @CujoBD. 4 роки тому +1

    It's cool to see how he turned his set clean for JFL. It was still just as great IMO which shows his calibre as a comic.

  • @ActuallyCooper
    @ActuallyCooper 4 роки тому +184

    This guys really funny, he should start his own podcast or something

    • @Heatofpowers
      @Heatofpowers 4 роки тому +1

      CalluponMeCooper he has a podcast

    • @ActuallyCooper
      @ActuallyCooper 4 роки тому +28

      @@Heatofpowers r/woosh

    • @musiclyrix8324
      @musiclyrix8324 4 роки тому +2

      Actually during that period the podcast was up and running
      He started it in 2009 I believe

    • @vmundoortiz6105
      @vmundoortiz6105 4 роки тому

      This guy use to work in the Chapelle Show as a writer he is great

    • @drphilsranch6782
      @drphilsranch6782 4 роки тому +1

      Heatofpowers, you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed are ya?

  • @ashyelbos
    @ashyelbos 2 роки тому +4

    Loved the voice that he used for "women's issues" lol

  • @abi2767
    @abi2767 4 роки тому +24

    I wonder if Nia and him ever sit together and watch this 😂

  • @ryanbingley2408
    @ryanbingley2408 3 роки тому +2

    Holy crap is is so good..I watched this 3 times in a row..his delivery and foreshadowing is amazing..and obviously his context

  • @jomesias
    @jomesias 3 роки тому +2

    0:56 the apendicitis bit slayed me 😂😂😂😂