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  • @Mstormful
    @Mstormful 6 років тому +19853

    I've seen bill Burr go on a bunch of late night talk shows and only Conan has the decency to allow him to properly speak his mind and have a conversation with him.

    • @StunnyBruh
      @StunnyBruh 5 років тому +988

      And genuinely enjoyed his humor. Other show hosts like Fallon either don't laugh at certain things or force their laughter. Conan seems to really like Bill.

    • @Versul1
      @Versul1 5 років тому +87

      You need to watch podcasts

    • @myinternetsux1755
      @myinternetsux1755 5 років тому +79

      Elder Bolton I think the only time Fallon really laughed was when he got high on laughing gas on his movie taxi and even if it was fake for the sake of the scene it was still realer than anytime he laughed on his tonight show

    • @MotorBunnyBDM
      @MotorBunnyBDM 5 років тому +38

      Mostly because of their networks and the others pander exclusively to the left.

    • @ResponsibleCitizen001
      @ResponsibleCitizen001 5 років тому +18

      Rest of them are scared

  • @HanginAndBanginBrother
    @HanginAndBanginBrother 3 роки тому +7698

    I love how uncomfortable and silent the audience got when he mentions the poor people sewing our clothes together that just want to jump out a window.

    • @LPChipi
      @LPChipi 3 роки тому +548

      I love how he goes from really funny to really _real_ in the same tone of voice and everyone gets confused.

    • @brettb9194
      @brettb9194 3 роки тому +110

      yup. the middle class watching the middle class. the term originally meant wealthy people who were not aristocrats (related to royalty in some way) and has been substituted for 'working class' which most of us are - and can't afford a night out to Conan's show or some such

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 3 роки тому +22

      and the guys, who laughted....

    • @SaberedQuill
      @SaberedQuill 3 роки тому +37

      Right. As opposed to the comfort of cheers and applause at the mention of sweatshops and suicide?

    • @BST-lm4po
      @BST-lm4po 3 роки тому +77

      The NIKE sweatshop workers,.. while "oppressed" American athletes make millions just to endorse the product.

  • @Thephyreinside
    @Thephyreinside 3 роки тому +5893

    Bill Burr in 2016: "I just hope people stop yelling at each other"
    Narrator: "They didn't."

    • @grankmisguided
      @grankmisguided 3 роки тому +58

      Yeah, watching this now, it's like well, insurrectionists stormed the capital in the US, and they've been locating mass graves of indigenous children in Canada, so like, "i don't know" 😆

    • @nelsonbrum8496
      @nelsonbrum8496 3 роки тому +64

      Narrator: But people didn't stop yelling at each other, in fact, they started yelling at the sky on day one,. And it hasn't stopped in 2021, even with Trump out of office. Some would even say that TDS is more virulent than **clears throat** "the unknown virus of unknown origins."

    • @grankmisguided
      @grankmisguided 3 роки тому +25

      @@nelsonbrum8496 ...you don't know what the OP was doing and that's awkward for you

    • @nelsonbrum8496
      @nelsonbrum8496 3 роки тому +35

      @@grankmisguided Narrator: Point proven.

    • @mrgarybusey2052
      @mrgarybusey2052 3 роки тому +46

      @@grankmisguided Dont forget the left storming the white house. But storming the capital is much worse (sarcasm)

  • @jakobdesrosiers6704
    @jakobdesrosiers6704 2 роки тому +78

    That "I don't know" was so genuine it hurt.

  • @majorheadache2263
    @majorheadache2263 4 роки тому +4863

    "People only care about what affects them". Really true.

    • @majorheadache2263
      @majorheadache2263 4 роки тому +27

      @Bobert Wiltshire you're not wrong. However I think when it comes to doing something about an issue, a lot of people won't act. I'm sure I'm the same in a lot of ways, I'd guess having an expanded world view would be beneficial to a lot of us.

    • @dr.aisaitl7439
      @dr.aisaitl7439 3 роки тому +37

      It's 100% true and that's all what politics are about, people never consider that there are 330+ million people in the states that have their own unique situations

    • @bobnorman9023
      @bobnorman9023 3 роки тому +25

      Actually not true. Health care and real world issues affect Trump voters, but all they care about is Mr. Potato Head and bogey men at the border. They vote by pure emotion and (very dark) instinct.

    • @majorheadache2263
      @majorheadache2263 3 роки тому +14

      @@bobnorman9023 You could argue that "care" is subjective. Caring enough about something that doesn't affect you to the point of actually doing something about it is rare and not typical of most people. That being said, it's just my opinion, and you make valid points. I'm not opposed to the idea that I could be wrong, I do like the quote though!

    • @Loj84
      @Loj84 3 роки тому +50

      @@bobnorman9023 almost everybody votes by emotion. That's not some unique dark thing about trump voters lmao

  • @stefanlangenhoven78
    @stefanlangenhoven78 7 років тому +7088

    this guy is so honest, it's awesome

    • @adrianreyes6163
      @adrianreyes6163 7 років тому +7

      Stefan Langenhoven Trump is too

    • @VJScope
      @VJScope 7 років тому +141

      Trump is an honest person... if you don't care about facts and your memory doesn't go back more than a week.

    • @ezrazski
      @ezrazski 7 років тому +10

      @VJScope 1 day

    • @geejee1255
      @geejee1255 7 років тому +21

      he is just normal,typical russian guy

    • @yellowonesdontstop
      @yellowonesdontstop 7 років тому

      Gee Jee lol

  • @BitterspitBand
    @BitterspitBand 7 років тому +8092

    I love how no matter what side people are on they still agree with Bill Burr. What a wonderful man.

    • @I_AM_BAYTOR
      @I_AM_BAYTOR 7 років тому +491

      He takes no sides, he just speaks sense.

    • @dinospumoni663
      @dinospumoni663 7 років тому +60

      Ehh, check out the comments sections of some of the videos of his podcasts, pretty much anytime he makes any controversial opinion there's people from the opposing side attacking him.
      But yeah most people are cool.

    • @BitterspitBand
      @BitterspitBand 7 років тому +65

      Well, I'm pretty sure he thinks a little bit in advance what he is going to say in shows like this. And in his podcasts he just says what he wants. But even then he just usually uses common sense and you usually agree with him or you at least get his point.

    • @NZyoutube
      @NZyoutube 7 років тому +50

      I dunno ........ lol

    • @unknownunknown4029
      @unknownunknown4029 7 років тому +1

      Completely untrue. He is little ignorant and need to be cultured.

  • @PhysiqueGeek
    @PhysiqueGeek 3 роки тому +806

    Bill Burr is a prime example of why comedians are so important. They're one of the few groups of people that make society look in on itself and go "yeah that IS pretty fucked up isn't it?".

    • @Whatsuppbuddies
      @Whatsuppbuddies 2 роки тому +1

      Shut up.

    • @NKWTI
      @NKWTI 2 роки тому +11

      Comedy is a funny way of being serious, or a serious way of being funny. However you want to see it. It's more about philosophy than superficial sillyness. It is a much more important role in society than people realize.

    • @battheman777
      @battheman777 Рік тому +4

      Right? You know when the satire of Southpark becomes a voice of reason that society is REALLY in trouble.

    • @lasarousi
      @lasarousi Рік тому +1

      @@battheman777 "you know when the satire of the Royal Buffon becomes the voice of reason that society is really in trouble " ~ A peasant from the 1300s.

    • @AngryK1tty
      @AngryK1tty Рік тому +2

      Carlin was the greatest for that.

  • @daaarrell15
    @daaarrell15 7 років тому +6038

    bill burr - "I don't know" 2016

  • @carsonschalk293
    @carsonschalk293 7 років тому +4095

    "oh you keep your doors unlocked and everybody's drinking syrup" LMAO

    • @TW-um5hs
      @TW-um5hs 7 років тому +8

      "Diabetes is coming~!!"

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 7 років тому +52

      Meanwhile, in Canada...
      *Cut to Michael Moore drinking syrup while riding a moose*

    • @OneUltimateWarrior
      @OneUltimateWarrior 6 років тому +8

      Riding around on mooses!

    • @foiek
      @foiek 6 років тому +2

      matrixphijr That would certainly explain a lot.

    • @k.b.8763
      @k.b.8763 6 років тому

      Carson Schalk 😂😂😂

  • @Anasyub
    @Anasyub 5 років тому +14717

    Bill burr: *gives valid arguments and points with quite intellectual opinions on current situations*
    Also bill burr: i dOnt Know

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 5 років тому +952

      I don't know is an intelligent answer often times.

    • @icynok
      @icynok 5 років тому +384

      that is his way of pleasing both sides.... the left can't take his honest and valid points so when he realizes what he is saying by mid sentence he knows he has to come up with something so that the audience doesn't try to crucify him for it.

    • @Anasyub
      @Anasyub 5 років тому +9

      timomastosalo oof thats tru

    • @Anasyub
      @Anasyub 5 років тому +92

      icynok sigh this man is too good for this sensitive ass world

    • @CustomizedUsername
      @CustomizedUsername 5 років тому +30

      He’s honest

  • @dangercat9188
    @dangercat9188 2 роки тому +107

    I'm a New Yorker, been to Canada several times, I absolutely love the country and If i could move there i would but to say that Canada is all sunshine and smiles is just ignorant lol. I myself had some "rude-ish" encounters there. This is coming from a new yorker, a group of people stereotyped for being the rudest people in America lol.

    • @CodeLife_12
      @CodeLife_12 Рік тому +22

      I live in Canada and in my life I met amazing people and complete a**holes. It's like everywhere, there is a bit of everything!

    • @dangercat9188
      @dangercat9188 Рік тому +1

      @@CodeLife_12 exactly

    • @sparrowspotty
      @sparrowspotty Рік тому +6

      I'm a Canadian citizen and actually prefer New Yorkers to Canadians.

    • @tdawg713
      @tdawg713 Рік тому

      Lots of anti-Americanism in Canada.

    • @dangercat9188
      @dangercat9188 Рік тому +2

      @@kumudukulasekara6684 I'm not sure what a cultural silo is but I'm guessing it's similar to self segregation and if that's the case, NYC is number one when it comes to self segregation imo. NYC is home to the most segregated schools in the nation and it's funny because lots of people think that because NYC is culturally diverse that everyone is gonna mix and hang with each other. NOPE. It may be NYC but at the end of the day, it's still America so don't be surprised by that. But I think it's a big city thing. I hear small towns get along better but idk for sure. Either way, just do what you think is best for you ✌

  • @angelgarza9366
    @angelgarza9366 3 роки тому +2153

    "We all know that children 5 and 6 are always tuning into the debates"
    Killed me 🤣

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 2 роки тому +10

      He's not wrong..

    • @shadow_crne1030
      @shadow_crne1030 2 роки тому +9

      I'm not gonna lie, he sold it so well that I almost believed him.

    • @Bubba603
      @Bubba603 Рік тому +1

      Conan mentioned that for Bill to give that answer. Conan set em up, Bill knock em down.

    • @Psydvckthefirst
      @Psydvckthefirst 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Bubba603 if you watch Conan this is literally how the show works. That's why they have rehersals and so forth, every late night show is like it. Conan stands out because in his version he gives a lot more freedom to his guests and to him, being a host and a wrighter himself.

  • @arjungupta6
    @arjungupta6 5 років тому +5934

    Bill Burr on Conan:
    2016: "I don't know"
    2017: "I don't know"
    2018: "I don't know"
    2019: "I don't know"
    2020: "I don't know"
    2021: "I don't know"

    • @Zamalshkay
      @Zamalshkay 5 років тому +212

      u know ppl who say they dont know are actually ppl who know the most, look up Socrates

    • @Msjallow61
      @Msjallow61 5 років тому +4

      Great fan 👌

    • @ryansobol8991
      @ryansobol8991 5 років тому +80

      well, it's because he doesn't know. He's not an analyst. He's a comic. He speaks more to what is true and what he knows than any politician actually does

    • @joebeastyg5686
      @joebeastyg5686 5 років тому +3

      Nah. That's Comey you're talking about.

    • @811chelseafc
      @811chelseafc 5 років тому +11

      That’s how you know he’s wise.

  • @michelle-yd7sr
    @michelle-yd7sr 4 роки тому +2593

    Bill Burr: mentions sweatshops
    Audience: terse, uncomfortable laughter

    • @sams.3209
      @sams.3209 4 роки тому +104

      Everybody looked down at their swaggy outfits in shame like the should

    • @Shrimp_Insurance
      @Shrimp_Insurance 4 роки тому +65

      @@sams.3209 Unless you're wearing lawn clippings I don't think you have any room to talk

    • @andya2665
      @andya2665 4 роки тому +45

      I know my clothes are probably made in a sweat shop. I cant afford what hollywood elites wear. Dont look down on us regular folks, Hollywood, we dont shop on Rodeo Drive.

    • @Shrimp_Insurance
      @Shrimp_Insurance 4 роки тому +14

      @John Hurley Might wanna look into what false equivalency means, but still explain how I'm wrong. This dude is trying to shame people for wearing clothes made in sweatshops by underpaid workers in horrible conditions while wearing those same clothes and typing on a computer or phone that was made by people who require nets in their stairwells and bars on their windows so they won't kill themselves

    • @sams.3209
      @sams.3209 4 роки тому +9

      @@Shrimp_Insurance I'm saying that everybody should feel constant shame

  • @donkeydrangis216
    @donkeydrangis216 3 роки тому +458

    “I hope all the screaming and yelling is going to stop.”
    If he only knew.

    • @ok-qb3fb
      @ok-qb3fb 3 роки тому

      @John Ron yo what

    • @ok-qb3fb
      @ok-qb3fb 3 роки тому

      @John Ron insane

    • @KaleidoscopeWillow55
      @KaleidoscopeWillow55 3 роки тому +2

      What?

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 3 роки тому

      What?

    • @donkeydrangis216
      @donkeydrangis216 3 роки тому +5

      He said, “I hope all the screaming and yelling is going to stop.” Regarding the way Americans from different political positions scream at each other constantly. If he only knew we would become even worse than when this video was posted.
      Does that clarify?

  • @cristianarteaga1092
    @cristianarteaga1092 7 років тому +965

    Conan should bring Bill Burr on the show more often

    • @Kafarabo
      @Kafarabo 7 років тому +28

      He is on Conan pretty often been like 10 times since conan's new show.
      And Hes been awesome on it.

    • @Braselton21
      @Braselton21 7 років тому +8

      Lets Go RAIDERS :D

    • @3ternal681
      @3ternal681 7 років тому +13

      Norm Macdonald is another one.

    • @oblivion476
      @oblivion476 7 років тому +39

      He's one of the only guys that can bring out the best in Burr. They play off each other perfectly. Same with Norm. Conan just "gets" them and knows how to work with it.

    • @FancyNoodlez
      @FancyNoodlez 6 років тому +1

      ImmortalKing2020 yeah Colbert is awful with him. He just blankly stares at bill as he is hilarious.

  • @Wesstuntube
    @Wesstuntube 4 роки тому +1303

    "I wish people would stop yelling at each other" Yeah that didn't happen.

    • @umiluv
      @umiluv 4 роки тому +3

      I was just thinking this lol

    • @skinnykills5428
      @skinnykills5428 4 роки тому

      umiluv yeah I second this

    • @Moribus_Artibus
      @Moribus_Artibus 4 роки тому +18

      Now they started burning each other’s properties

    • @imrekalman9044
      @imrekalman9044 3 роки тому +2

      I have a deja vu feeling watching what is happening in America these past few months. Correction, 48 months.

    • @dmlevitt
      @dmlevitt 3 роки тому

      wishful thinking is for the credulous.

  • @pacxpodcast6456
    @pacxpodcast6456 4 роки тому +2286

    I trust Bill more then any celebrity or politician right now.

    • @uglee6433
      @uglee6433 4 роки тому +42

      Don’t trust any celebrity or politician

    • @michaelterrell5061
      @michaelterrell5061 4 роки тому +11

      Ug Lee we should trust academics

    • @brucelee7782
      @brucelee7782 3 роки тому +4

      I dont know

    • @yougood809
      @yougood809 3 роки тому +4

      @Simba you're right bud. I want to be optimistic, though.

    • @CorrectionUnknown
      @CorrectionUnknown 3 роки тому +3

      than*
      Any moron that doesn't know the then/than difference should stay out of politics. Let the adults talk.

  • @matthewmiksza5855
    @matthewmiksza5855 2 роки тому +12

    As a Canadian I completely agree with Bill's take. People think we are so nice and considerate but we really aren't much different compared to the US. It also depends where you are in Canada as well, because I can tell you first hand people on the East Coast are far nicer and more chill than people who live in Ontario ill tell you that much.

    • @matthewmiksza5855
      @matthewmiksza5855 2 роки тому +2

      @Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz I meant the maritimes and newfoundland im from Ontario trust me i know we aren't that nice here

  • @dougpeters1625
    @dougpeters1625 5 років тому +3999

    we don't have George Carlin anymore, but we have Bill Burr.

    • @dner75-xh9le
      @dner75-xh9le 5 років тому +67

      He's actually overtaken George in my eyes, and I never thought that was possible.

    • @undercoverboss543
      @undercoverboss543 4 роки тому +13

      We have Godfrey too

    • @brianhughes8076
      @brianhughes8076 4 роки тому

      Ian Irwin right!!!

    • @ZekeMan62
      @ZekeMan62 4 роки тому +2

      And the Big Bear Owen Benjamin.

    • @xanderharris1104
      @xanderharris1104 4 роки тому +1

      Imagine bar hopping with the 2 of them?

  • @tyman91tp
    @tyman91tp 7 років тому +1181

    Bill Burr= best comedian ever.

  • @beatnikmary
    @beatnikmary 3 роки тому +2903

    As a Canadian, it is SO refreshing to hear someone SAY this in public. We all know it's true, yet most of us smugly lap up the "Canadians are so much nicer" narrative and pretend like we're better than Americans.
    We even have a word for it. We call it "maple-washing."

    • @albertanasoul
      @albertanasoul 3 роки тому +15

      or the opposite of Canadian fragility?

    • @MasterMalrubius
      @MasterMalrubius 3 роки тому +69

      Ah, sorry aboot that.

    • @wadebradshaw4352
      @wadebradshaw4352 3 роки тому +83

      The superiority Canadians have over Americans has always annoyed my as well, didn't know there was a word for it though.

    • @anncokafor
      @anncokafor 3 роки тому +92

      ​@@algrundau9441 "People around the world draw their own conclusions about Americans and Canadians, one tourist at a time." Have you traveled before? The minute people realize I'm African American not an African immigrant, they begin to treat me differently. People unfortunately base their views off of stereotypes.

    • @MarkyMark1221
      @MarkyMark1221 3 роки тому +37

      @@algrundau9441 I understand what he means like I’m Nigerian American 2nd gen ( so I can pas as African) when I travel abroad especially in francophone countries people treat me different when they hear me speak in American English

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 3 роки тому +56

    Comedians are truth tellers they use comedy to make us laugh then to think.

    • @Mark-bj5xf
      @Mark-bj5xf 2 роки тому

      If a comedian rambling on a talk show is what it takes to make you think that's concerning.

  • @jaywood5831
    @jaywood5831 3 роки тому +2352

    If comedians like Burr didn't say these things on TV to a national audience, literally no one would say it. I have so much respect towards comedians that purposefully make the audience uncomfortable.

    • @bigdaddypiggy
      @bigdaddypiggy 3 роки тому +22

      Comedians & Musicians (lets say artists) are the only ones in the public eye who tell the truth...the philosophers of our time for sure...listen to some of Carlin’s material from 30-40 years ago & some of it sounds like it could’ve been written within the last year

    • @boooomerwang
      @boooomerwang 3 роки тому +12

      @@bigdaddypiggy i'd love Carlin's take on today's political climate but at the same time i prefer for him to take his good eternal rest; the world right now is not a good place to live in.
      He warned us 15 years ago but we didn't listen :(

    • @stvk99
      @stvk99 2 роки тому +2

      isn't being a comedian basically making people uncomfortable?

    • @0anant0
      @0anant0 2 роки тому +3

      The way he went after Oprah!! Ah, that was classic!

    • @kovaci0000007
      @kovaci0000007 2 роки тому +1

      I could listen to Burr all day long, then you get clowns like LeBron James pushing his pointless agendas that divide

  • @TimeandMonotony
    @TimeandMonotony 6 років тому +4071

    I went to Canada last year (lovely country and people) and I was talking with some (Canadian) friends I made there about the state of both America and Canada. They said this exact same thing, that people like to pretend that Canada is some perfect society where racism and inequality don't exist, and that that's simply not true. Racism might not be as evident as it is in America, but it definitely exists there, as it does everywhere.

    • @cohensmith6100
      @cohensmith6100 4 роки тому +79

      @@easportssucks4347 or bc since theres a lot less mixed races there isnt the same avalibility for these incidensces

    • @cohensmith6100
      @cohensmith6100 4 роки тому +4

      Sorry for my spelling

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 4 роки тому +132

      The USA does take it to another level, and there are deep rooted historical reasons for that.
      Remember most developed nations didn't break into civil war over the issue of ending black slavery.

    • @TimeandMonotony
      @TimeandMonotony 4 роки тому +212

      @@BigUriel Oh, for sure, but my point is that just because Canada isn't as racist as America doesn't mean it's not racist. I often see people defending Canadian racism (or British, or Irish, or French, or Italian, or what have you) by saying something like "well, at least we're not as racist as America!" Which may well be true, but doesn't negate that country's racism. It's classic whataboutism.

    • @cohensmith6100
      @cohensmith6100 4 роки тому +84

      @Bobert Wiltshire dont fortget antifa they are racist and commi bastards

  • @Wglass90
    @Wglass90 7 років тому +1777

    Bill Burr is a perfect example of what a celebrity should be. An entertaining charismatic, independent thinker with a sense of humor that isn't brainwashed by a certain political ideology, and isn't afraid to say what's on his mind. I also have to agree with his views regarding people wanting to "move" to Canada as if it's some magical Candyland utopia where everyone gets along. As someone who has friends there, it's not the case at all. You'll experience hatred anywhere in the civilized world, and Canada is no exception.

    • @fredschwartz3815
      @fredschwartz3815 7 років тому +8

      agree...agree agree... thanks for the post

    • @harrygreb3457
      @harrygreb3457 6 років тому +6

      Joe Rogan used to be the same..

    • @goofygrandlouis6296
      @goofygrandlouis6296 6 років тому +4

      Rogan had a nice interview with Elon Musk though recently.

    • @nikidon99
      @nikidon99 6 років тому

      He seems like a typical trump supporter. How is he not brainwashed

    • @derrickvineyard7032
      @derrickvineyard7032 6 років тому +12

      niki don his wife is black and leans SJW.

  • @antobannister93
    @antobannister93 4 місяці тому +5

    "Rent's too high"
    To think he said this in 2016.

  • @jerzh9366
    @jerzh9366 7 років тому +875

    Riding a moose, drinking maple syrup...

    • @partycat5373
      @partycat5373 7 років тому +11

      Jere Heimonen So it IS true!

    • @k.b.8763
      @k.b.8763 6 років тому +1

      Jere Heimonen 😂😂😂

    • @klystron2010
      @klystron2010 6 років тому +5

      My moose wouldn't share the syrup. :(

    • @yeezywesty3651
      @yeezywesty3651 5 років тому

      errrday

  • @samland9570
    @samland9570 6 років тому +2418

    “Everybody’s drinking maple syrup”

    • @storche211
      @storche211 5 років тому +47

      Riding on mooses

    • @techpunked
      @techpunked 5 років тому +13

      Sounds like utopia to me.

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 5 років тому +8

      I drank maple syrup and it was sugar rush didn't sleep for 2 days.

    • @amstevens23
      @amstevens23 4 роки тому +4

      Riding a moose

    • @billgateskilledmyuncle23
      @billgateskilledmyuncle23 4 роки тому +5

      Canada would have to have universal healthcare to pay for all that diabeetus from drinking syrup.

  • @alex7491681
    @alex7491681 3 роки тому +1731

    *Morgan Freeman Voice*
    “But little that Bill knew, the yelling and screaming would not stop.”

    • @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3
      @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 3 роки тому +14

      better hope it stops soon. Society has a tipping point, and if certain authoritarian powers utilize momentary chaos, it could be Lenin taking power in Russia all over again.

    • @swagar
      @swagar 3 роки тому +1

      He never said it would, though. He said "I hope".

    • @ronaldofinkmullen6430
      @ronaldofinkmullen6430 3 роки тому +3

      @@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 or Balkans 2: Electric Boogaloo in the worst case scenario

    • @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3
      @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 3 роки тому

      @@ronaldofinkmullen6430 I'd say the worst case scenario is a primitive primate species with newly developed consciousness, struggling to grasp its intelligence that has managed to master the hydrogen bombs and currently has the ability to destroy all life on this planet and overcome with emotional instability, inability to forgive and love one another resulting in total annihilation of the only source of life we've been able to detect for as long as we've been looking, as the worst case scenario. But yeah, other systems are good examples too. Or you know, USSR, the balkans, weren't those old russian states under the USSR? makes sense for them to still experience the fall out, it hasn't been that long ago since the regime collapsed.

    • @ronaldofinkmullen6430
      @ronaldofinkmullen6430 3 роки тому

      @@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 that's pretty stupid guy. Go be a wannabe intellectual elsewhere

  • @clubbedsandwich1128
    @clubbedsandwich1128 3 роки тому +31

    Conan was definitely the funniest interviewer out of all the late-night talk show hosts. He should be where Letterman is.

  • @acs197
    @acs197 3 роки тому +284

    I love how grounded in reality Bill is. He and others like him are much needed in this world.

    • @bigdaddypiggy
      @bigdaddypiggy 3 роки тому +3

      Bill Burr can say things that if other people said them they’d get torn apart but something about his attitude,delivery & outlook on things are usually dead on

  • @scottwitkowski1298
    @scottwitkowski1298 7 років тому +636

    I like the honesty of Bill Burr.

    • @carwashsoap
      @carwashsoap 7 років тому +50

      I like how he doesn't pretend to have all the answers or be super biased towards one side or the other.

    • @MaSoNGaMeR115
      @MaSoNGaMeR115 5 років тому

      ignorance*

    • @MaSoNGaMeR115
      @MaSoNGaMeR115 5 років тому

      @@carwashsoap your comment only makes sense to people who think anyone to the right of stalin is a neo nazi everyone with a basic understanding of the difference between left and right on the political spectrum can quite clearly see bill burr is extremely far left and absolutely biased towards anyone remotely right wing

    • @carwashsoap
      @carwashsoap 5 років тому +1

      @@MaSoNGaMeR115 Yea, I made this comment over 2 years ago. Going based on the things Bill says now I'd agree with you

  • @boreduser12
    @boreduser12 7 років тому +2228

    Conan's expecting some sort of messiah prophecy out of Bill

    • @roughryder5
      @roughryder5 7 років тому +5

      You need Russel Brand for that.

    • @mrnathanLL
      @mrnathanLL 7 років тому +41

      Nah, we really don't

    • @junaoneil1202
      @junaoneil1202 7 років тому +36

      I think he's just his favorite guest

    • @shananika
      @shananika 7 років тому

      Jack O'Neil him and Timothy Olyphant

    • @afonsolucas2219
      @afonsolucas2219 7 років тому +64

      Aren't we all?

  • @Zion_Or_Bust
    @Zion_Or_Bust 2 роки тому +16

    "I think they will.."
    "I don't know..."
    Bill Burr won that one...

  • @renragged
    @renragged 7 років тому +3638

    "Its not a fun time..."

    • @carwashsoap
      @carwashsoap 7 років тому +62

      Basically sums it up

    • @captainsmirk6901
      @captainsmirk6901 7 років тому +40

      renragged yeah, but it hasn't been a fun time for the last 7 presidential administrations. so what else is new?

    • @SteveKasian
      @SteveKasian 7 років тому +3

      Clear sky Over the lake: It's YOUR fault; Who the hell did you think it was?

    • @Kennypowers51
      @Kennypowers51 6 років тому +4

      Heil Trump!

    • @jelojelo2720
      @jelojelo2720 6 років тому +9

      3:25 to 3:32 feels like one of those movie lines that makes you realize or makes you think about how fucked we are it just make you feel the despair and hopelessness of not being able to change something

  • @jumpstart55million
    @jumpstart55million 7 років тому +1074

    Damn Bill Burr is so sharp and far beyond most comedians it's frightening...Damn this guy needs his own Tv show badly.

    • @HendrickLamar-fg2sf
      @HendrickLamar-fg2sf 7 років тому +48

      jumpstart55million he has a podcast and a Netflix show, F is for Family

    • @gestapo81
      @gestapo81 7 років тому +28

      he is practically anti mainstream media, so i doubt he will get a shoot too soon. fakes like Bill Maher consider themselves anti mainstream but in the end they send the same mainstream message to the world, so they are accepted.

    • @awesome420ication
      @awesome420ication 7 років тому +8

      he has one. It's animated.

    • @donjohnson3888
      @donjohnson3888 7 років тому +21

      He's just reasonable. Level-headed. Fair. He hasn't succumbed to any sort of rigid ideology. He's a legit skeptic in every sense, smart and objective, in other words. He's very rare in show business.

    • @jumpstart55million
      @jumpstart55million 7 років тому +7

      +Hendrick.Lamar Yea I know, I meant like a Tv Show on Network television...He's so unanchored and centered...America needs a funny voice like that on Day time Tv to balance out from all the other talking heads..Many of which are bad at their jobs.

  • @neerdowell2010
    @neerdowell2010 3 роки тому +546

    As a Canadian, truer words were never spoken.

    • @nathanfast7974
      @nathanfast7974 3 роки тому +20

      And he knew that Manitoba was the most appropriate example to use...

    • @billmafturack8189
      @billmafturack8189 3 роки тому +7

      Not the same country I grew up in 50 yrs ago which is sad

    • @billmafturack8189
      @billmafturack8189 3 роки тому +7

      @Noartist yep the respect and curtesy seem to have disappeared, I realize it’s not just a Canadian change but everywhere, the drug issues , violence and self entitlement has become so prevalent everywhere, I guess growing up in a very different era and culture, my grand parents were from the old country (Ukraine) I had a very different perspective, yes there were race and cultural bias but there was also a lot more respect in most cases .. folks tried to get along and fit together at least . Seems everyone’s bitching and demanding more and more rather than putting in an effort to be a part of Society as a whole . Yes there were cultural issues back in the day even my small town was divided to the Italian/ Chinese/European/ German sections but it came together as a small mining town..a community

    • @llealey1
      @llealey1 3 роки тому +12

      @@billmafturack8189 Yeah, I grew up in Detroit and went back and forth to Windsor, shopping and going to the race track. The people were just as racist as they were in Michigan but they kept it to themselves; they were polite about it.

    • @finlayson6868
      @finlayson6868 3 роки тому +5

      ​@Noartist
      I understand, to a degree, the desire to not have outside influence. Japan is a perfect example of a racist, xenophobic country, that never gets called out. The difference is that our country was founded entirely by immigrants. Japan is a centuries old empire. Canada has never had a set of universal values, like Japan, or England even. It's way too diverse, way too big. Canada is a place where immigrants gambled on their future.
      I think we need to remember that. It's not a place with a proud heritage. What our government has done to the First Nations for 300 years is nothing short of revolting. Canada the definition of a post-nationalist, corporate nation. All that said, I'd rather live here than anywhere else in the world. But part of Canada's charm comes from the fact that its values change with the changes in immigration. Mandarin is the second most common language in downtown Toronto now. Punjabi is the most common language in Peel region(!!), the second most populated region in the country. Assuming you're not native (which, if you are, my bad) we have no place to tell other immigrant cultures how to act.

  • @bananajoe9951
    @bananajoe9951 2 роки тому +24

    Bill: I hope people stop yelling at each other
    Everyone: Naw I think we're gonna keep on yelling

  • @idkanymoreman
    @idkanymoreman 7 років тому +462

    you can tell Conan Loves having him on his show

    • @SDoGx54
      @SDoGx54 7 років тому +16

      I think hes Conans favorite type of comic

    • @THinleyDhendupTopper
      @THinleyDhendupTopper 7 років тому +7

      way too obvious from how he looks at burr

    • @Lasharella
      @Lasharella 6 років тому +8

      They both from Boston, they both Irish, they both Comics ... it’s so unusual, it’s mind blowing how can Conan like him so much!? 🤔

    • @smoothcollision2997
      @smoothcollision2997 5 років тому

      me thinks Conan wants a Bill Bur baby, lo jk lmao Yeah ir really seems like Conan enjoy's Burr's company

    • @pragyanbimali66
      @pragyanbimali66 5 років тому

      @@smoothcollision2997 you're really really unfunny

  • @tkmaz
    @tkmaz 7 років тому +4779

    The only reason Americans choose Canada to migrate to is two things:
    It's close.
    You don't need to learn a new language.
    So, further proof we can be lazy.

    • @Cajaquarius
      @Cajaquarius 7 років тому +143

      Also, Mexico is scary when your only idea of what goes on there comes from the media in America and the movies "Machete" and "Desperado". Americans take fictional media too seriously.

    • @tkmaz
      @tkmaz 7 років тому +179

      Cajaquarius
      Having been to Mexico (not a resort) I can tell you it is scary. Especially when all you know is "no dinero" & "bano".

    • @PlatinumState
      @PlatinumState 7 років тому +60

      Yeah but the thing that baffles me is how everyone thinks all they have to do is pack and leave. You have to go through a procedure to get a work visa (permit). And they only give those to deficient professions they need (engineers, doctors.........)

    • @tkmaz
      @tkmaz 7 років тому +34

      *****
      Hmmm...it seems it may be as hard to become Canadian as it is to become American. This is a time for learning. ;)

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 7 років тому +32

      Yeah man the drug cartels that have been known to stop buses full of people, make them fight to their death, then force the survivor to join their ranks... don't let them stop ya! They are only matched in modern creative ways of cruelty by ISIS.

  • @Crlarl
    @Crlarl 3 роки тому +377

    As a Canadian, hearing someone that understands our country (even a little bit) is refreshing.

    • @leonardbreau8928
      @leonardbreau8928 3 роки тому +19

      I was born in Canada & noticed that people's views there varied according to what province they live in, just like regions in the U.S.

    • @aamaravel2493
      @aamaravel2493 3 роки тому +1

      @@leonardbreau8928 yea, i would just avoid the rural places

    • @Nevermore093
      @Nevermore093 3 роки тому +10

      Canada is significantly more racist, ignorant, and disrespectful towards visible minorities than America. Lived here all my life, the people here are so insecure and ignorant when it comes to visible minorities and diversity.

    • @dissraps
      @dissraps 3 роки тому +7

      @@Nevermore093 if you lived there all your life how would you have any idea what it's like somewhere else? Good one stupid lol

    • @ShooterOnTheRock
      @ShooterOnTheRock 3 роки тому

      @@Nevermore093 where do you live?

  • @rickeybernard8156
    @rickeybernard8156 2 роки тому +53

    That racism and clothes metaphor was completely accurate.

  • @RezarkPvP
    @RezarkPvP 4 роки тому +268

    1:05 is darth sidious in the crowd??

  • @highschooldropout5220
    @highschooldropout5220 5 років тому +807

    Three years later and people are still screaming at each other over it😂🤦🏼‍♂️🥶😐

    • @johnbishop9621
      @johnbishop9621 5 років тому +16

      The very same politicians who started it too...

    • @JamesJones-li6ff
      @JamesJones-li6ff 4 роки тому

      Hey I dunno

    • @ryanrick6443
      @ryanrick6443 4 роки тому +8

      And we’re going to keep hearing it
      In four more years! 😂

    • @Recoil816
      @Recoil816 4 роки тому +20

      Mainly just bitter liberals screaming like insane children.

    • @dhoops616
      @dhoops616 4 роки тому

      Yeah no kidding.

  • @theoozmachine
    @theoozmachine 7 років тому +1119

    I legitimately 100% agree with everything Bill says..

    • @airzone2332
      @airzone2332 7 років тому +5

      dheeraj bhatt I'm with you on that one I can't remember anything he has said I dont agree with

    • @palfriend3503
      @palfriend3503 6 років тому +2

      Greg Clarke how bout that analogy lmao

    • @AtomicDeath48
      @AtomicDeath48 6 років тому +13

      When he said, "I don't know", that really resonated with me.

    • @Twocrudedudes
      @Twocrudedudes 6 років тому +2

      then you're a mindless fool

    • @hangtime911
      @hangtime911 6 років тому +1

      Even Bill would slam you for that statement. He is our Lord Jesus Christ though.

  • @FreejackVesa
    @FreejackVesa 10 місяців тому +6

    Having lived in Canada, their kindness is vastly exaggerated. Don't get me wrong, I love Canadians they are excellent people but the idea of them all being super polite is laughable.

    • @OG785
      @OG785 6 місяців тому

      As a Canadian, I agree. This nice image seems to be someone's made up idea but it is not true.

  • @mrplow8
    @mrplow8 7 років тому +448

    I think Bill nailed it. People vote based on how it's going to affect them; not on how it's going to affect other people.

    • @loganbenjamin1081
      @loganbenjamin1081 6 років тому +24

      Brian ...uh... common sense 101... YOUR vote represents YOU. It does not represent your neighbor/friends because THEIR vote represents THEM. Questions?

    • @reference2me
      @reference2me 6 років тому +4

      I think the winner words were "Jobs, jobs jobs" and Trump is delivering ... it is 2018 and our economy is doing great

    • @davetyler6520
      @davetyler6520 6 років тому +2

      @Brian so i guess when you vote you think of all the people who need factory jobs?

    • @EmCeeDrue
      @EmCeeDrue 6 років тому +1

      @@davetyler6520 seeing as one of the biggest hot button issues in American culture today is the compensation of people who work factory jobs, for prime example, Amazon workers, Yeah... We actually kind of did.

    • @naveenthomasj
      @naveenthomasj 5 років тому

      @Brian the world needs a newer different system than democracy for that

  • @mikeanthony773
    @mikeanthony773 3 роки тому +2058

    Bill Burr: "I hope people step outside themselves a little."
    Narrator: "They did not."

    • @johnyoung3397
      @johnyoung3397 3 роки тому +16

      The only way to read this is in Ron Howard's voice

    • @riveraharper8166
      @riveraharper8166 3 роки тому +1

      *2020...

    • @sagegeas5198
      @sagegeas5198 3 роки тому +4

      @@johnyoung3397 Thucydide's voice would be appropriate as well, though impossible to know.

    • @daizukkesnabela
      @daizukkesnabela 2 роки тому +3

      Great copy paste skills Mike.

    • @ebenclukey7293
      @ebenclukey7293 2 роки тому +1

      The left are already out of their minds.

  • @7amoodification
    @7amoodification 4 роки тому +2005

    “It’s not a fun time...” looking back from 2020, it definitely was a fun time.

    • @andrewptob
      @andrewptob 4 роки тому +54

      It wasn’t though. It was less horrible for sure

    • @SenseiMinh
      @SenseiMinh 4 роки тому +40

      my root canal was a fun time compared to 2020.

    • @flamingstallion
      @flamingstallion 4 роки тому +7

      Idk bout you man but I’m ballin

    • @sm6086
      @sm6086 3 роки тому +4

      Aside from staying home for some time why didnt most of yall 16 year olds didnt have fun?Is this just a meme?

    • @SenseiMinh
      @SenseiMinh 3 роки тому +14

      @Joseph Norm If 2020 meant just wearing a mask then consider yourself lucky. Many of us know people who have been dramatically affect by COVID-19, including death of co-workers, friends and even family members (infected but thankfully no family death for me yet). On top of the human cost, there has also been disastrous economic impact, especially for those who own small business like restaurants. Talk about picking a bad time to open a restaurant that isn't takeout friendly.

  • @MarkFaust
    @MarkFaust 2 роки тому +15

    I just love that Burr is real, very truthful and funny at the same time.

  • @grindcoreninja6527
    @grindcoreninja6527 7 років тому +132

    Bill Burr, the voice of reason.

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 6 років тому

      I don't know

  • @backwoodsaustin5140
    @backwoodsaustin5140 5 років тому +238

    “But then again there is that!” I died laughing this guy and the way he says stuff i love it

    • @charliez077
      @charliez077 5 років тому +1

      same!! I died laughing at that point xD

    • @hnys7976
      @hnys7976 4 роки тому

      But You Didn't Die.

  • @wiseonwords
    @wiseonwords 3 роки тому +485

    "Talk to anybody of colour that tried to make it playing hockey up there! Listen to the stories. Were you in Alabama? No, Manitoba!" Wow! Bill Burr is spot on! Excellent comment!

    • @uberneanderthal
      @uberneanderthal 3 роки тому +16

      what, all 3 of them?

    • @jjhofstra5956
      @jjhofstra5956 3 роки тому +7

      it didnt make any logical sense....if youve got the skills youll get to the big leagues

    • @dom4591
      @dom4591 3 роки тому +64

      @@jjhofstra5956 that's not true at all.

    • @randomthings8247
      @randomthings8247 3 роки тому +5

      @@dom4591 That IS true. If a Wayne Gretzky of color showed up at little league games, there'd be MSM all over this kid and the scouts would be there too. Bill Burr is just doo doo disturber. That's his schtik.

    • @jjhofstra5956
      @jjhofstra5956 3 роки тому

      @@dom4591 im mildly disappointed that you dont agree.

  • @rickeybernard8156
    @rickeybernard8156 2 роки тому +6

    Bill is such a realist it brings tears to my eyes. Man him and Patrice we're needed. Thank God for that.

  • @II_GTA_FREEK_II
    @II_GTA_FREEK_II 7 років тому +671

    Bills visit to Conan this time was definitely not about the humor. I think Conan was expecting him to be making jokes about everything, but Bills actually answering the questions seriously. I would think that means Bill really cares about what's happening. These are very stressful and uncertain times. Not even Bill can just laugh it off.

    • @ThisOldHat
      @ThisOldHat 7 років тому +4

      It must be because he listens to his wife.

    • @pattonisgod26
      @pattonisgod26 7 років тому +6

      Bets on who he voted for! My bet is on Jill Stein. 💚

    • @bored312
      @bored312 7 років тому +2

      I guarantee you Bill didn't vote at all unless his wife "made" him. He never used to vote.

    • @mythbusterslover14
      @mythbusterslover14 7 років тому +4

      bored312 think he said in his podcast that he didn't vote for the president but he voted on the ballots. He did his research on them before as well

    • @pattonisgod26
      @pattonisgod26 7 років тому +3

      Indeed, but didn't he say to Conan, "I can't remember who I voted for as President." And, he said that it wasn't for Clinton or Trump. So, he implies that he voted 3rd party.

  • @sisepuedemaybe
    @sisepuedemaybe 7 років тому +476

    Came back after watching that horrible interview by Colbert.
    Bill Burr really, actually is the best on Conan.

    • @BigBoss7777777
      @BigBoss7777777 5 років тому +8

      Its not even an interview, hes just doing a stand up routine

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 5 років тому +9

      Why would you click on Colbert? He's the guy who gave Anita Sarkeesian a free pass

    • @rightcoast7049
      @rightcoast7049 5 років тому +4

      It's a shame because Colbert is kind of funny, he just has his head so far up his ass that he's delusional.

    • @stevenhart6788
      @stevenhart6788 5 років тому +5

      @@rightcoast7049 I stopped watching Colbert once every attempt at a joke became "f*** Trump."
      He hates the man too much to be funny with it.

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 5 років тому

      Burr and Colbert are like oil and water. Both can be funny; both can be smart. Burr wants to be funny even when it means not being smart. Colbert wants to be smart even when it means not being funny.

  • @destinyawaitsx3
    @destinyawaitsx3 7 років тому +143

    The children comment had me dying laughing. XD

  • @cameroncashhopkins6360
    @cameroncashhopkins6360 2 роки тому +123

    Sometimes I really think about how intelligent Bill must be. He was incredibly funny in this clip and I didn't laugh cause he was giving facts in an emotional world. Way to go Mr. Burr 👍

    • @kinknight82
      @kinknight82 2 роки тому +5

      You don't don't have to be too intelligent to tell the truth.

    • @uwekamrad1428
      @uwekamrad1428 9 місяців тому

      I think that he indeed is really smart! He didn't mess up his mind with to much intellectual coating but instead came to his own conclusions. His way of putting it is charismatic because he is really in there.

  • @MaxFlow591
    @MaxFlow591 7 років тому +244

    Bill Burr 2020. - I Don't Know!

  • @MsBeloved89
    @MsBeloved89 7 років тому +127

    Riding around on Mooses lmfao

  • @abcd123906
    @abcd123906 7 років тому +75

    "Well that's a good point. Well then again there is that" hahahaha

  • @javigd96
    @javigd96 3 роки тому +16

    He has a very realistic view on so many takes.

  • @WillieDWashington
    @WillieDWashington 7 років тому +608

    BILL BURR IS THE BEST!!!

  • @tw4134
    @tw4134 3 роки тому +45

    That last "I don't know" was delivered with such perfect timing and inflection that it made me laugh suddenly 😆 in the middle of a serious conversation. No director could have directed a better comic delivery.

  • @worfin7766
    @worfin7766 5 років тому +259

    2 years 6 months and 4 days and people still haven't stopped yelling at each other

    • @worfin7766
      @worfin7766 5 років тому +8

      @Jeff Fowler the fact that you made this comment shows that both republicans and democrats wont stop complaining.

    • @Fraggr92
      @Fraggr92 5 років тому +13

      @@worfin7766 I always find that funny. You'll hear/see people on the conservative side talking about how the "liberals"/"millennials"/"snowflakes" are crying and complaining when in reality, half the time you hear/see someone crying and complaining it's a conservative. It honestly doesn't matter to me, i'm not really invested enough in American politics to have a strong opinion either way. I just find the utter lack of self awareness and humility absolutely laughable. No, conservatives are not "tougher" than democrats. They whine and cry and complain just as much, only they do it about different things. I'd say y'all need jesus but considering the religious community makes up a large part of conservative voters, i guess you already have him? Either way, what y'all really need is to get your heads outta your asses.

    • @tysmith9309
      @tysmith9309 5 років тому

      800000 years has gone by and we are still yelling... We've always yelled

    • @dhalsim-1
      @dhalsim-1 5 років тому +2

      @@worfin7766
      He was only making the point that lefty libtards were the ones crying over nothing.

    • @worfin7766
      @worfin7766 5 років тому +5

      @@dhalsim-1 do you want me to comment or do you want to continue living in your bubble of hypocritical ignorance

  • @nutritionlifestyle
    @nutritionlifestyle 2 роки тому +5

    Conan is such a good partner to bill's act.
    His comments complete bill's act in such an entertaining way.

  • @travisbest9041
    @travisbest9041 7 років тому +619

    Burr flirts with profundity occasionally and then irreverently backs away. That's ultimately his charm.

    • @suddzzeevgc5062
      @suddzzeevgc5062 7 років тому +23

      Travis Best this comment is a profundity

    • @nicktoothpick9970
      @nicktoothpick9970 7 років тому +30

      Hard Scopes it has too many ly suffixes.

    • @SeaHorseGypsy
      @SeaHorseGypsy 7 років тому +27

      The way you put that made my butthole pucker. Well said.

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 років тому +1

      Are those even words?

    • @joshmccoy1522
      @joshmccoy1522 6 років тому

      "But . . . I don't know."

  • @kaguth
    @kaguth 6 років тому +52

    I'm Canadian and I agree with him, and I'm sure the vast majority of Canadians do.

  • @kennethmelo6336
    @kennethmelo6336 3 роки тому +151

    I love this man. He's brilliant with his comedy and he's always entertaining to watch. Conan's pretty great too

  • @mikeobrien6704
    @mikeobrien6704 2 роки тому +2

    I'm Canadian and live in a big city Vancouver. We have the same problems as every other city on earth. Crime, drugs, homelessness, housing costs, etc.

  • @ronash4681
    @ronash4681 7 років тому +144

    As a Brotha.....just wanted to say.....I ABSOLUTELY LOVE BILL BURR.....HE IS THE FREAKING MAN, PERIOD.🔱

    • @Jas0nH
      @Jas0nH 7 років тому +23

      and as a mother i just wanted to say that bill burr is great for our children and should be taught in schools.

    • @kisidrifterelite360
      @kisidrifterelite360 6 років тому +2

      you call yourself a "brotha"? i thought thats what white people call us, or what 50+ year olds call themselves. fair enough, i dont know how old you are.

    • @Vendrix86
      @Vendrix86 6 років тому

      I've heard plenty of black people call themselves "brotha" and or "n*gga"....there's no word that's universally accepted among black people to refer to them.

    • @cleorajensyn3451
      @cleorajensyn3451 6 років тому

      Was that an attempt at saying black people love Burr? You know his wife is black right? lmao. Her name is Nia Renée Hill on Twitter if you want to check her out.. she also appears on Bill's podcast "The Monday Morning Podcast"

    • @moshegoldstein8071
      @moshegoldstein8071 6 років тому

      Ron Ash as a chinaman I do too,
      Not sure what the hell it mean!

  • @jasonkinzie8835
    @jasonkinzie8835 3 роки тому +753

    As a Canadian I just want to say, "thank you Bill Burr!". Don't get me wrong. I love living here and it's ,by and large, a really good country. It just isn't as utopian as Michael Moore seems to think it is. Just ask a First Nations person!

    • @thingamabob3902
      @thingamabob3902 3 роки тому +8

      if you compare it directly to the US though ....

    • @jolouisd
      @jolouisd 3 роки тому +56

      @@thingamabob3902 ...we didn"t have independence or a civil war to stop the racism so here it's still very much ingrained in the political system from the get-go and we don't learn about it in school. Many would say we are years if not decades behind just recognizing it exists.

    • @jjhofstra5956
      @jjhofstra5956 3 роки тому +13

      better yet, ask a white guy........they get shamed the most

    • @The_Mighty_Fiction
      @The_Mighty_Fiction 3 роки тому +23

      A story I read about Canada which sent a chill straight up my spine. In 2019, a school board in Ontario burned 30 'problematic' books, including the biographies of several French explorers and a children's book, 'Tintin in America,' in a ceremony they called 'flame purification,' after which they spread the ashes as fertilizer. ‘We bury the ashes of racism, discrimination and stereotypes in the hope that we will grow up in an inclusive country where all can live in prosperity and security’, says the _classroom video_ they made about this little project. Are literal book-burnings a regular thing up there?

    • @jjhofstra5956
      @jjhofstra5956 3 роки тому +29

      @@The_Mighty_Fiction No they are'nt but i think we are on that path towards suppressing books which 'hurt' the feelings of select groups. The toronto schoolboard tried to ban 'to kill a mockingbird' and then later that week PBS named it the greatest american book of all time. That took the wind out of their sails

  • @samoroth
    @samoroth 6 років тому +13

    “With this starry-eyed look, like everybody’s gonna be riding around on mooses” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deveronlucas1402
    @deveronlucas1402 Рік тому +4

    When he said the Moose part, it always makes me lose it

  • @TripCannon
    @TripCannon 3 роки тому +67

    Bill - "I hope all this screaming and yelling is gonna stop. I hope people step outside themselves." Conan - "I think they will..." Bill - "I don't know...." 5 years later... Bill was right...

  • @UglyRugby
    @UglyRugby 4 роки тому +330

    2017: “I hope all this screaming and yelling is gonna stop”
    2020: “hold my beer”

    • @mrichar9
      @mrichar9 3 роки тому +2

      WeAr y0uR M4sKs ! Omg ppl are dying!
      Lololol

    • @davidlloyd-jones8519
      @davidlloyd-jones8519 3 роки тому +1

      your beer has gone mouldy - maybe due for secondary fermentation

    • @danymuembo9238
      @danymuembo9238 3 роки тому +1

      Hey Chris Brown!!! I am a fan of your music!!! LOOOL

    • @squirrelydan3
      @squirrelydan3 3 роки тому +2

      2021: you think you've heard yelling, you ain't heard nothin yet!

  • @ravager48
    @ravager48 7 років тому +356

    Bill Burr for president!

    • @0for30
      @0for30 6 років тому +1

      Just by knowing how much Bill loves to rail against banks, he'd be taking a special convertible limo ride in Dallas within day 2 of his Presidency.

  • @magnificentfailure2390
    @magnificentfailure2390 2 роки тому +7

    I was really hooked on the whole Watergate fiasco. I was 9.
    I thought the whole country was going to fall apart.

  • @thelu7547
    @thelu7547 4 роки тому +658

    This guy called out racism in hockey before other people did😂

    • @dankmatter3068
      @dankmatter3068 3 роки тому +1

      @Peter Lemonjello I think that’s his point lol

    • @QuacksThePoet
      @QuacksThePoet 3 роки тому +8

      Canada is arguably more racist than 75% of America

    • @Pantano63
      @Pantano63 3 роки тому +45

      @@QuacksThePoet French Canada is definitely more racist than most of America. I read stories about people who've worked in the big French Canadian companies. Their hierarchy goes like French employee (from France)> French Canadian employee > Anglo employee > Everyone else. It's hard to make it in some of those big companies unless you're French something.

    • @crazyrapidz1
      @crazyrapidz1 3 роки тому +30

      @@Pantano63 I'm not shocked, French whites are some of the most racist people i've ever encountered.

    • @sSucks-ff8zm
      @sSucks-ff8zm 3 роки тому

      @@crazyrapidz1 Curious to know: is it predominately French Canadian whites and/or French European whites?

  • @niptuck117
    @niptuck117 5 років тому +243

    "Conan, I don't pay attention to things."
    "I know."

    • @brianstough5286
      @brianstough5286 4 роки тому

      Because, Conan, being a comedian himself, should also be in a position to poke humor at either side - not just 'put forth the political agenda of the Left. Unfortunately, he is "talking down" to BIll Burr - as though he is a journalist - when he is just like the other late night hosts - caught in the game of liberal agendas and 'proclaiming the Left's narrative as though it is the truth'

    • @niptuck117
      @niptuck117 4 роки тому +11

      @@brianstough5286 What's up with you conservatives getting so fired up over these late night hosts? I'll never understand it.

    • @niptuck117
      @niptuck117 4 роки тому +6

      @Budgies in the House Sadly the state of politics and late night television anymore. I'm a liberal to an extent and disagree with Trump 99% of the time but this late night schtick is definitely tiresome and repetitive. They're going to quickly run out of material whenever Trump leaves office.

    • @niptuck117
      @niptuck117 4 роки тому

      @8r04lif3 Because I GET why it happens, I just don't understand why it has to be the case. I can understand why the endless harping about Trump occurs without comprehending why it's used ad infinitum.

    • @meatboy5714
      @meatboy5714 4 роки тому +3

      @@brianstough5286 he has to downplay it.
      It's a comedy show not a seminar about what is right and/or wrong

  • @14650
    @14650 7 років тому +287

    that analogy about clothes and Trump is actually the most spot on thing I've ever heard

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 6 років тому

      I agree.

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 6 років тому +8

      It wasnt about Trump. He didnt even say Trump. It was about politics in general.

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 6 років тому +17

      It was about politics in general, but the context about Trump specifically had been established.

    • @rofl2k3k
      @rofl2k3k 6 років тому

      He was clearly talking about blue collar workers and why workers unions exist

    • @Zaloomination
      @Zaloomination 6 років тому

      I think I missed it, can you explain what he meant by that?

  • @jeffwood3764
    @jeffwood3764 2 роки тому +5

    "the rent is too high here". Yeah, come to Canada. American cities are half the cost of living as Canadian cities, on average.

  • @Anfubvinch
    @Anfubvinch 7 років тому +24

    I love Conan's face when he stops following Bill's ramblings. They work so well together

  • @arnoldlayne9469
    @arnoldlayne9469 3 роки тому +148

    “I just hope people stop yelling at each other”
    Bill’s trying to monopolize the yelling at people industry. Fair enough.. he is very good at it.

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada 3 роки тому +5

      I for one would be more than happy to publicly fund transplanting all yelling from politics into Bill Burr.

    • @bonfire5736
      @bonfire5736 2 роки тому

      You sound like you collect clothes

    • @keithstone8693
      @keithstone8693 2 роки тому

      maYBe hE wants to oWn aLL tHe yeLLInG - hE wants it under his hOUsE!

  • @nicholasbyram296
    @nicholasbyram296 5 років тому +93

    Yeah, so it's 2019 now and they haven't stopped yelling at each other...

    • @mikecarroll757
      @mikecarroll757 5 років тому

      It's what morons do. They can't help it 😀

    • @dhalsim-1
      @dhalsim-1 5 років тому

      Only the lefty libtards are still crying and yelling.

  • @thecontentmarketingguy3552
    @thecontentmarketingguy3552 3 роки тому +10

    Bill Burr: "I don't think it's going to be as bad as people say"
    5 years later...**world is burning to the ground**

  • @starhustler1453
    @starhustler1453 7 років тому +16

    I remember I was in Canada for TIFF this year, and I was talking to my uber about what it's like to live here. One thing he told me was that most people don't care about race because "we didn't have slavery." I had the biggest bill burr like laugh in that car.

    • @Kareragirl
      @Kareragirl 7 років тому +11

      Clearly they weren't taught the history of their country properly lmao

  • @ThisOldHat
    @ThisOldHat 7 років тому +699

    Damn, I can't believe I slept on Burr.

    • @mindinthesand
      @mindinthesand 7 років тому +202

      Thisold Hatte was he comfy?

    • @cnsummers4086
      @cnsummers4086 7 років тому

      +hardii Lol wow

    • @TheCrazyCanuck420
      @TheCrazyCanuck420 7 років тому +31

      Do you mean you are just finding out about him now or did you literally use him as a matress?

    • @hipnhappenin
      @hipnhappenin 7 років тому +5

      I think he meant that he fell asleep and missed seeing burr on tv

    • @ASDFG82cns
      @ASDFG82cns 7 років тому +24

      it means he's never heard of him or never watched him

  • @austinhunt4260
    @austinhunt4260 4 роки тому +337

    To everyone’s great surprise, people did not “step out of themselves.”

    • @austinhunt4260
      @austinhunt4260 4 роки тому +3

      TOTYOO YT, Seth who?

    • @PureEvilJester
      @PureEvilJester 4 роки тому +8

      I think Trump did things to make that impossible.

    • @Abdulhakeembennette
      @Abdulhakeembennette 3 роки тому +13

      Trump is a walking humiliation but he's a symptom not the problem. Gloating, trolling attitudes by liberals are a problem as well as the extreme reactionary response from the right.

    • @thil28
      @thil28 3 роки тому

      So true. 🙈

    • @willkoestner4159
      @willkoestner4159 3 роки тому

      We're gonna get there. Wether it's a couple hundred years or a couple thousand. We're all brothers and sisters. Can't ignore it forever.

  • @logeyperogi1805
    @logeyperogi1805 4 місяці тому +1

    As a Canadian citizen
    It was never, NEVER, not EVER, safe enough to keep your doors unlocked
    Because no matter how nice a place is, there’s always one, there’s always one person looking to hurt others

  • @latinolawdog5067
    @latinolawdog5067 6 років тому +220

    Listen to Conan and the crowd have the hardest time accepting the truth about themselves....brings the show to a screeching halt when Burr doesn’t just sit there and rehash the same liberal bullshit as everybody else on TV. That’s why i love the guy. He rips into both sides of the aisle, as he should. Both sides are morons, as Burr loves to point out

    • @AWatts420
      @AWatts420 5 років тому +6

      Conan isn't exactly some liberal activist. His humor doesn't breach politics that often.

    • @MaSoNGaMeR115
      @MaSoNGaMeR115 5 років тому +3

      @@AWatts420 you're not allowed anywhere near tv in the west unless you're far left or a 'conservative' who happens to have entirely far left views on every subject but okay..

    • @MaSoNGaMeR115
      @MaSoNGaMeR115 5 років тому

      @@bcrunch no more like 'far left aka i don't think Europeans are humans with rights that deserve any square inch of the planet that remotely resembles a homeland'

    • @bcrunch
      @bcrunch 5 років тому

      @@MaSoNGaMeR115 speak english

    • @MaSoNGaMeR115
      @MaSoNGaMeR115 5 років тому

      @@bcrunch i used more advanced language than you did lol ignorance to your own hypocrisy is a sign of an extreme lack of intelligence

  • @ASunnyDisposition
    @ASunnyDisposition 7 років тому +692

    I'd move to Canada if I got a moose to ride around.
    Just sayin'.

    • @thanksfernuthin
      @thanksfernuthin 7 років тому +3

      Yeah! Instead of crushing you into paste against a tree. The ride-able kind are a lot better.

    • @ASunnyDisposition
      @ASunnyDisposition 7 років тому +6

      thanksfernuthin
      Definitely seems that way! :P

    • @0121zero
      @0121zero 7 років тому +42

      You can have my wife instead

    • @Jeff_the_ApocalypticGameCat
      @Jeff_the_ApocalypticGameCat 7 років тому +1

      Sounds like you need a motorcycle, my friend.

    • @prettyvirginflaka2345
      @prettyvirginflaka2345 7 років тому +1

      Just sayin?? Just saying get people sent away...just sayin got me a nine year stretch in Alcatraz you understand? so..Just sayin..can get you buried real quick.

  • @mikeschill56
    @mikeschill56 6 років тому +978

    I feel like everyone wanted him to make a trump joke and everytime conan set him up for one he just refused and it made it awkward. good for you bill

    • @gladitsnotme
      @gladitsnotme 5 років тому +101

      he made several trump jokes, thanks for sharing that you weren't paying attention.

    • @TheEvanOf
      @TheEvanOf 5 років тому +41

      @@gladitsnotme why would you reply to a year old comment

    • @nirajpatil8419
      @nirajpatil8419 5 років тому +91

      @@TheEvanOf why would you reply to a five day old comment?

    • @boogeyman2036
      @boogeyman2036 5 років тому +2

      TheEvanOf because ignorance is intolerable

    • @BigBoss7777777
      @BigBoss7777777 5 років тому +19

      @@TheEvanOf why would you reply to a comment to a 1 year old comment?

  • @before3340
    @before3340 2 роки тому +3

    Love Bill Burr. He’s a breath of fresh air. The silly things that people try to pawn off is the truth. There was some big slob who made a “Documentary ” and said “ in Canada they don’t lock there Doors “
    Absolutely Ridiculous

  • @conhand.3578
    @conhand.3578 7 років тому +240

    *BILL BURR FOR PRESIDENT 2020*

    • @Leftyotism
      @Leftyotism 7 років тому +23

      I don't think sound minds would ever want to be president xD

    • @elevate32767
      @elevate32767 7 років тому +2

      Wars would end. People would lay down their weapons, and just laugh at President Burr's standup comedy.

  • @cakeisavegatable
    @cakeisavegatable 3 роки тому +21

    Conan's appreciation of Bill's dark humor and depressive outlook always makes me smile lmao

  • @FourTwenny
    @FourTwenny 3 роки тому +40

    Bill Burr is the funniest man who has ever lived. I'm Canadian and when he rips on Canada i have to laugh because he is always right.

  • @cbingu
    @cbingu 3 роки тому +2

    Burr is the most real person there is in Hollywood. Does not pander to anyone & his comedy is sharp as a razor. been his fan since 2010. Great to see him conquer everything now