Jay Leno Best of Headlines Part 10
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- This edition of Jay Leno Headlines was owned by Universal Television Studio (2004-2007)
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Remembering the Best Headlines by Jay Leno of The Tonight Show.
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I used to watch Jay every nite. I also made sure I was there for headlines. What a guy
Jay Leno was so funny. And clean. No wonder Jerry Seinfeld and him are such good friends.
Of course, NOW, 86.75309% of EVEN this not "clean" by today's "GEN Z?" standards....because EVERYONE is OFFENDED by EVERYTHING. 😡 Humor USED to be FUNNY, Carson, Leno, Letterman were the BEST!
These wouldn't be the same without Kevin Eubanks laughing in the background.
Hey, what about Ed McMahon?
He certainly lends to the humor of Headlines.
Or making a really good joke. Kevin's awesome!
Your wife says the same.
He has one of the best laughs. 😂
17:46 This HAPPENED to me. My mother FREAKED out that I was not ready for SCHOOL at 7"am". This occurred at 7 PM on....a Friday. She was a nurse and had just been on a hard 16 hour shift. My response was to feign going to school, and just let it be. I went out to my cousin's house and blazed. I "got" her at that point, It was an "awakening" to the adult world. I miss her. She tried so damned hard. A "fuck-up" like this HAPPENS.
I totally get that. I sometimes work odd hours too, and more than once I've panicked because I woke up and I thought it was the other 7:00.
One time I actually found myself thinking Wait, is this yesterday?
The house with the “mysterious hidden commode” slays me.
“WHERE’S THE BATHROOM?” “It’s a mystery!”
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Grateful vs greatful
just friggin' hurts from laughing
"Ford 2001 Excretion". Yeah, but it comes in only ONE COLOR...
These segments were the best part of the show when Jay hosted. Damn funny! -- Thanks for reading -- Hugh Johnson, 1210 Suck Bang Blow, Hoover-meeville, Or.
Catfish Hunter was white. I met him once in the OBX. His arms didn’t move anymore, but he was a super nice guy.
it was referencing the arm band
That is salmon steak on grill
"Kevin, what do I hate?" "stupid criminals- oh dressed up pets"... Ha!
Hilarious
😘
So if you lived on the island of Crete and were excommunicated would you be an excretion?
Kevin,stop....just stop...1:40a.m. waking family from laughing...
On a superficial note, not only was Jay Leno much funnier than David Letterman, have you ever noticed that he'd beat the shit out of Dave if they got into a fight? Funny thing, the funniest interviews with Jay were when Dave had him on.
"Nazi Hair Salon" is a good name for a band.
The Prince George headline was true!
Volume is back up
Back in a time when Late Night Talk Shows were actually entertaining. The days of Johnny Carson were even funnier...
Johnny was never funnier than Jay Leno or David Letterman.
That's "split rooster legs a la mode" but the striped PJ's got to go.
You know I hate to be the voice of opposition but...yeah, I think we do want to go to the "porno" version of the movie! - LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL 🎉🥳🎊😎🎬📽🎥😂🤣
Joyce High might be related to Philys Diller❓
Maybe
Richie Majaw
Well they both sporting the same hairstyle 😁
I appreciate your posting this, but how about leaving the censorship to UA-cam! (Dislike)
What censorship? He cuts out the ones he doesn't think are "best". Personally, I kinda wish he wouldn't do that. On the other hand, NBC takes down most other people's Leno clips. So maybe his cuts prevent it from being recognized. At any rate, his are here, so, quit yer bitchin'
I bet the Ford Excretion ran like 💩
Can’t complain when your Ford Excretion runs like shit.
1:05
The Ford Excretion is a shitty car lol
6:12 It's a salmon steak, does he really not know that?
I thought it was a butterflied drumstick....
My husband is Iranian and he had a Pomeranian. I'm kind of disappointed we didn't think that up, ourselves
One of the best segments on Jay Leno's Tonight show
He did joke about Jay SMiles after Cheating Death, that was the Headline,
Man I miss this show…Leno was so good and largely apolitical which is a huge plus when you just want to wind down, relax and laugh.
Will saId!!!
Jay Leno is the best of them. Glad he has recovered so well from his burn mishap. He is a fabulous person and so funny! Stay well Jay!
I did not watch Leno's show during this period. (even though I lived in Burbank) But besides Leno's antics, Kevin's reactions were a BIG part of the bit.
I laughed at many I had seen before but forgot.
Maybe that’s a comment on me. 🤷🏼♂️
Buy 4 shocks get 1free ? Yeah 😊 the BILL 😁!!
A Maryland man met a woman in a Seattle bar and they went back to his house?! That's a long way to travel for a one night stand.....
Love these I miss good late night
I'm sure that Alton Attorney settled out of court.
Maybe he got his own insurance carrier to give him a big fat settlement. There's real potential here!!
Best late night host.
You have to love a man with a sense of humor. He didn't need to tell a joke, just a punch line. If "like" maybe he will send me his 57 Chev. 😂
You'll have to chase it to get it?,A CHEVY CHASE ?🤗😉.
Love it... Thank you!
When late night was funny
Jay Leno, Come Back!!
This is the only reason why I miss the newspapers.
Thanks 🙏!
This just gave me Monty Python's Flying Circus flashback with the dead parrot skit. I hope it is on UA-cam.
Did you find it?
5:17 those aren't even costumes. those are FIGURINES
I caught that myself. Still tacky either way...
That meat on the grill was a drumstick that's been butterflied. Still looks questionable...
4:15 I just can't understand the girlfriend who got hostile when her boyfriend got her a top of the line electric nose & ear hair trimmer. To own The Cadillac of nose hair trimmers should be every girl's dream, I'd think.
Note. If you want to camouflage your vehicles, ask an Australian.
6:18 It is a salmon steak, Jay, lol, relax!
The worst part is, i could follow the directions that included "suck, bang, blow" off 17 bypass. That's in (or was in) Myrtle Beach. Lol
Good work Ritchie
America needs Leno.
Priceless.
people who dress up pets need to get a life, as an adult.
Dam, volume went way down 1/4 way thru the video
No poets! lol
The restaurant went belly up and sued the press.
At 27:20 "Suck Bang Blow" is actually a biker bar there, in Inlet, SC
Suck Bang Blow also is a jet engine. Sucks in air, mix with fuel and go Bang, then Blow it out the back.
@@robertf6344 Yup! But in the context of this video, Jay Leno's staff failed to realize those directions were actually correct...lol at whoever thought it was a street name🤣
What was the Chinese joke that was suddenly cut?
Broken glass with a side salad mmmmmm yummy.
So good
My mom used to make this; it's just 3 or 4 different flavours of Jello chopped & mixed up in a bowl that vaguely resembles...broken glass.
"Before acting, deputies rented six of the pornographic movies to establish grounds for the sweep." Reminds me of the comedy sketch where a movie reviewer was critiquing adult videos. He reviewed each one by saying "I was interested, interested, very interested, and then I lost interest."
Jay Leno was so funny. And clean. No wonder Jerry Seinfeld and him are such good friends.
Is so funny Sir
Every other joke is about boobs or dicks...
I was watching this and decided since I could see (and hear) the desktop monitor from the kitchen, I'd make and babysit dinner in the toaster oven. 5 minutes later at video time 6:46 this happened. THUMBS DOWN
Burger Island is still there.
Thank you for the Headlines, new subscriber. 💖🙏🏻
6:12 Grilled Bone In Salmon
He never wears the same tie twice.
He has enough money to TIE ONE ON daily!!😀😮😉
what was the number for the sheep...and they are housebroken?
Ben Franklin was from Boston.
5:18 Those are statues, not dog costumes.
Still laughing about Suck Bang Blow
3:57 😂😂😂
I'll take that grilled salmon!
I heard of the Ford Exploder ...
My neighbor wrote a letter to editor complaining that my StepMoms cat was on his porch roof looking in his bathroom window watching him shave
Poor edit job.
I saved a clipping from the "Motoring" section of our paper for months waiting for Leno to say the address again. No internet at the time so you couldn't Google it.
The headline was only part of it but basically here's the set up
Headline:
Mercedes E500 Best In Class
Under photo caption:
This Mercedes E500 oozes class even outside this South Florida bait shop.
Real bait shop name in photo:
Master Bait and Tackle.
That whole thing killed me. Wish I could run into Leno once to tell him that one.
He did use one of a sign I used to drive by in River Falls, WI:
Taxidermy and Cheese.
I didn't send it but it's still there.
Sometimes I drive past a small store with a sign that says "EGGS PRODUCE JAM FLOWERS HONEY." I always think how that's quite incorrect.
Not sure if that's something Jay would've used but I think it's funny
I thought all fords were excretions!
The yes sireee bob at 22:37 is legendary
Best combo jay & Kevin 😂😅
I don't understand how anyone can say his humor is clean... Every other joke is a sex joke... I guess they mean none of his jokes make fun of orange dictators...
no cursing is clean comedy
Rent free. Rent freaking free. Everything about your sad, small, limited life revolves around Trump. Jesus, how pathetic.
Biden's not orange, sorry. Dictator, yes.
0:40 2:00 2:20 3:30 4:43😂😂😂
On a superficial note, not only was Jay Leno much funnier than David Letterman, have you ever noticed that he'd beat the shit out of Dave if they got into a fight? Funny thing, the funniest interviews with Jay were when Dave had him on.
And why do you seriously care if Leno could beat the shit out of Letterman?
I never missed Jay, especially on Fridays when he did the headlines!
it was on mondays