Not a big Leno fan but this is so much better than the stuff they have on today. Topical, but not partisan. Both Obama and Palin get zinged but not in a mean way. Amazing that that was only 10 years ago. It seems like a lifetime.
I watched the what's wrong with this photo or movie or...,,,with Ellen, She's dry and not funny it's dark and negative The world changed. I guess I did not
For what I've seen (and have long since given up), today's late night TV is more hate pretending to be comedy than anything, Leno and Carson were class acts and genuinely funny. Never cared for Letterman much, but he's still better than what we've got today too.
After Leno got booted off the air there hasn't been any decent Late Night at all. That Jay Walk was good, really entertaining. Especially the questions on American History. Leno was 👌 and 👍👍
+Mike Peterson - "Control him"? No, that isn't why. It was *agism* ! they even stated so outright! Idk if they even *checked* to see if they were loosing younger viewers as Jay got older, but I doubt they even *cared* ! Now, NBC is going to lose their Flagship evening program to poor ratings because if it!
They can thank Ambian for some of it. I bought a boat with no motor. Didn’t remember anything about it. After a boat with no motor showed up, my wife changed my password. That was 15 years ago. I haven’t been on since. My friend did a similar smaller mistake a few years ago. My wife told his wife to change his password. He hasn’t bought anything since either. That Ambian may make you think you are getting sleep, but you could be gambling or blowing money with no idea.
When some guy tried to steal my beloved 1977 Oldsmobile, he broke a window by wrapping his shirt around a brick. He left the shirt in my back seat, and his name was embroidered on it along with the name of the company he worked for. "Mario" didn't think that one through, he also left fingerprints. He was easy to find. The only reason he wasn't successful in stealing my car is he didn't know the trick to starting it and he flooded the engine. Sometimes having an old car is like having a built-in anti-theft device!
@@P_Partridge: Letterman was good at first, but towards the last few years of his show he'd have a lot of sports figures on; and if there was a guest (not from sports) that he took a dislike to, he's insult that person right on the air and make them feel unwelcome!! That's when I stopped watching him!!
OMg, totally funny. I remember actually seeing an ad on the net that said buy bleeding kidneys on Ebay. Loved Jays headlines, totally medicine. Laughter is good medicine, it releases feel good hormones in your body. Loved the barbie ad, actual doll does not pedal. So many weird ads and signs. How about the Dove soap ad a few years back with a very dark black woman as model? Or Ellen as Covergirl? Another funny thing I saw in OK was a sign next to a very small walking bridge about 3 feet wide. the sign said no cars allowed on bridge.
Jay's agent, looking to buy him a gift, purchased a pair of 1930s leather 'lobster claw' motorcycle gloves from me when eBay was a place for collectors and sellers. I've always wondered if he liked them.
I like Jay- he seems to be a nice guy- he and Johnny were the best on tv- now, it is so boring - and Dean M roasts were hilarious and Carol B - I don't watch any of them any more - I would rather use the internet and pick my own stuff !
I know how the cup-o-beard actually got sold. It had to be a crime lab technician. They looked at the picture of the guy and said to themselves "Yeah, this guy has to be in the DNA database right away." and just bought it being a good humanitarian like they are.
How to pay the rent: make a stencil of some guy. Lay it on a piece of toast. Run the blow dryer over it until it appears on toast. Sell on eBay. Repeat as necessary.
Claiming judge couldn’t be fair because he’s Hispanic. Calling Mexicans drug dealers, rapists, murderers. “Shuthole countries”. “The blacks love me”. Some of the kkk, Nazis are fine people. His company refused to rent to blacks. Etc, etc, etc.
"guess things just aint what they used to be" is said by each of us as we get older! We view the past with rose tinted spectacles (and all that). And then you're dead! Carpe Deum.
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view ! " Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"
Jay was my favorite late night talk show host. He was funny and was a man's man. He made me laugh every night I watched the show. He has one helluva car collection. I wish he would take over the tonight show again and get rid of that cutsie current host.
Can you imagine if Jay was to have co-hosted this segment with “Larry the Cable Guy!” I’d have probably wet my pants from laughing so hard. Let’s get Jay and Kevin back on TV together again!
I guess those vintage lobster claw motorcycle gloves Jay's manager bought from me (as a birthday gift to Jay, he said), aren't weird enough for discussion. Should'a thought to put a real lobster claw in 'em -just for laughs.
lebanon 97 He was forced to retire because the network was pushing him to be harder on conservatives and ease up in picking at Obama. It was purely political. Look what we have now. Every show is leftist propaganda, not even funny propaganda.
@Account Inactive, don't know where you got that from, but Jay (like Johnny before him) was careful to mock Democrats and Republicans pretty equally. Anybody who watched during the double 0's saw him skewer W. nightly, but he also wasn't afraid to throw punches at Obama, who, to his credit, still paid Jay more than one visit. He was forced to retire more because he was getting on in years, and NBC hoped Fallon could attract more young viewers.
That toast doesn't look anything like Obama. It looks like a mannequin wearing headphones. Or the robot from Metropolis. And the Sarah Palin doll doesn't look much like her either.
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God I miss Jay Leno. Havent watched late night TV of this kind since he left. Man I miss his show.
So true
Late Nite died when Jay left.
I liked Leno more than I liked Dave.
Kevin Eubanks' laugh is always my favorite! 😂
I watched him every night. I'm glad he's back on with Jay Leno's Garage.
they had to get him for Jay Leno's Garage., nobody else could do that show.
I’m not a Motorhead, but Leno’s garage is interesting as hell.
He’s coming back with the old Groucho Marx program, “You Bet Your Life”.
@@texmex9721 LOL !!!
Miss Jay's night time show. He was great on there!💕
Jay was the best. He was never hateful to either side of the political arena. Todays talk shows are nothing but hate shows.
They were jokes then, they are jokes now. Some people just lost their sense of humor, Trump has had that effect.
👍😜😂
@@thehound9086Except now the “jokes” only go one way.
like George Carlin once said:
“you nail together two things that have never been nailed together and some shmuck will buy it.”
Not a big Leno fan but this is so much better than the stuff they have on today. Topical, but not
partisan. Both Obama and Palin get zinged but not in a mean way. Amazing that that was only 10 years ago. It seems like a lifetime.
Robert Blakemore I miss these days!
AGREED! @SammyT
Me too...me too.
I watched the what's wrong with this photo or movie or...,,,with Ellen,
She's dry and not funny it's dark and negative
The world changed. I guess I did not
For what I've seen (and have long since given up), today's late night TV is more hate pretending to be comedy than anything, Leno and Carson were class acts and genuinely funny. Never cared for Letterman much, but he's still better than what we've got today too.
After Leno got booted off the air there hasn't been any decent Late Night at all. That Jay Walk was good, really entertaining. Especially the questions on American History. Leno was 👌 and 👍👍
Conan was good (resurfaced on another network). But he's the only one.
"That looks like white bread to me, doesn't it Kev?" LOL. I miss shows like this. Can't make those jokes anymore.
The man knows about cars,,Jay Leno's Garage is outstanding
The man is outstanding!
When late night was comedy
YAWN, such an original comment.
It's still true
Jay and Johnny were the best late night show hosts. Still watch reruns of the shows.
Boomer alert.
You probably still listen to 8-track tapes, too.
I love Jay Leno miss him the shows we have now are horrible
Thats why i dumped my cable.
Jay Leno is shit I'm glad he's gone.
Butch Jones )
@@brucepreston3794 Yup. No cable (or antenna) TV in my house. Had enough of the spoon fed woke crap.
@@guyinthechat9533 didn't your mama ever tell you "if you can't say something nice, keep your trap shut"?
jay leno is so much funnier than jimmy fallon...what were people thinking.
They couldnt control Jay like they can Jimmy.
+Mike Peterson - "Control him"? No, that isn't why.
It was *agism* ! they even stated so outright! Idk if they even *checked* to see if they were loosing younger viewers as Jay got older, but I doubt they even *cared* !
Now, NBC is going to lose their Flagship evening program to poor ratings because if it!
TheNoiseySpectator The fact is firing Jay didn't work out for him. Fallon lost a month to Letterman first time that happened in years.
+joe blow It should of been Conan.
+joe blow Man, everything's better than Jimmy Fallon:P
That Obama toast looks like the robot on that old queen album
News of the World
Crag Ferguson said before he left the show wait until you see what they're going to put on when I leave
I miss him! I LOVED his show, his interviews were hilarious! We need his level of madcap silliness again now we are mostly suffering from depression.
Now the late night shows are consumed by mean spirited politics.
I miss the good ole late nights
I miss Kevin Eubanks, he has the best laugh ever.
I come here for Kevins laughs
His and Drew Carey's laughs are good for the soul.
I miss Bob Eubanks
I miss all this stuff from Leno on the Tonight Show, this and Headlines.
The weird part of eBay isn't the worthless junk offered for sale....it's that they so often find a buyer.
Jim Northland out of 8 billion people in the world, there's quite a few weirdos.
They can thank Ambian for some of it. I bought a boat with no motor. Didn’t remember anything about it. After a boat with no motor showed up, my wife changed my password. That was 15 years ago. I haven’t been on since. My friend did a similar smaller mistake a few years ago. My wife told his wife to change his password. He hasn’t bought anything since either. That Ambian may make you think you are getting sleep, but you could be gambling or blowing money with no idea.
vinylsp Roseanne? I didn't expect to find you here!
Yeah, but look at the shit people buy from Amazon!
Yes, similar to donnie isn't the problem, it's his supporters!
This reminds me of Weird Al's song Ebay😂😂😂. We miss you Jay love from Sweden🌹🌹🌹
I remember that song too 😂
When some guy tried to steal my beloved 1977 Oldsmobile, he broke a window by wrapping his shirt around a brick. He left the shirt in my back seat, and his name was embroidered on it along with the name of the company he worked for. "Mario" didn't think that one through, he also left fingerprints. He was easy to find.
The only reason he wasn't successful in stealing my car is he didn't know the trick to starting it and he flooded the engine. Sometimes having an old car is like having a built-in anti-theft device!
Leno is my all time favorite talk show host rivaled only by Carson.
David Letterman was good also!!
@@P_Partridge: Letterman was good at first, but towards the last few years of his show he'd have a lot of sports figures on; and if there was a guest (not from sports) that he took a dislike to, he's insult that person right on the air and make them feel unwelcome!! That's when I stopped watching him!!
Hearing Kevin laughing in the background is almost better than the jokes.
With Kevin's rock-bottom IQ he'd laugh at a funeral procession.
@@Felatelist with one look at your channel it's obvious where your random disdain for the band leader comes from. Go back to Faux News, Doltsson
OMg, totally funny. I remember actually seeing an ad on the net that said buy bleeding kidneys on Ebay. Loved Jays headlines, totally medicine. Laughter is good medicine, it releases feel good hormones in your body. Loved the barbie ad, actual doll does not pedal. So many weird ads and signs. How about the Dove soap ad a few years back with a very dark black woman as model? Or Ellen as Covergirl? Another funny thing I saw in OK was a sign next to a very small walking bridge about 3 feet wide. the sign said no cars allowed on bridge.
I miss this segment.
So much to laugh at.....need to laugh NOW....12/25/20....THANK YOU MUCH🕊🇺🇲💕
Jay's agent, looking to buy him a gift, purchased a pair of 1930s leather 'lobster claw' motorcycle gloves from me when eBay was a place for collectors and sellers. I've always wondered if he liked them.
make the tonight show great again.
MTTSGG
you could sell hats with that logo.
I love how this brings me back to 2008, back in the good old days.
I like Jay- he seems to be a nice guy- he and Johnny were the best on tv- now, it is so boring - and Dean M roasts were hilarious and Carol B - I don't watch any of them any more - I would rather use the internet and pick my own stuff !
Ebay pulled down someones ad for a 6 yr. old McDonald's cheeseburger recently. (July, 2018)
Leno funnier than Fallon, sure. I'm just more surprised at the fact this was aired on my birthday and never caught it. lol
You were out with friends having a good time!
Bazooka Joe wrappers was funnier than falon
The fact that Obama’s image on toast was actually SOLD made me drop my phone! That’s how funny that was!
It was probably Michael Obummer that bought it for $205.
Thats ironic I said hold the phone because it actually sold
It looked more like George W to me...
I thought the bread with a fly in it would of been worth more than Obama's
lol, of course the bowling lanes were not sold... Bowled there yesterday!!
What scores did you get? And where are the lanes located?
And that's topped off with Larry the Cable Guy. The Tonight Show was fabulous! And it ended when Mr. Leno retired.
I know how the cup-o-beard actually got sold. It had to be a crime lab technician. They looked at the picture of the guy and said to themselves "Yeah, this guy has to be in the DNA database right away." and just bought it being a good humanitarian like they are.
witches/voodoo
nbc fd up by letting this guy go.
mario parra he was 64 years old when he finally left. It’s called retirement.
64, its not that old. he wasn't doing construction
mario parra ... he. retired. understand?
They said "trash Trump or you're fired" He said "No" . Wasn't retirement.
@@susanyoung1600 Leno retired in 14. Trump announced his candidacy in 15...
the Tshirt left behind was bought by the guy who left it behind soon to be ex wife.
How to pay the rent: make a stencil of some guy. Lay it on a piece of toast. Run the blow dryer over it until it appears on toast. Sell on eBay. Repeat as necessary.
Are you a millionaire yet then? Or maybe it doesn't work like that!
One more vote for "when late night tv was funny".
Wait... A late night comedy used to be more than just Donald Trump is a racist... what a strange time that was
since they keep claiming this, it would be nice for them to show some specific instances where he was, rather than their usual blanket accusations...
Claiming judge couldn’t be fair because he’s Hispanic. Calling Mexicans drug dealers, rapists, murderers. “Shuthole countries”. “The blacks love me”. Some of the kkk, Nazis are fine people. His company refused to rent to blacks. Etc, etc, etc.
Well, he is a racist pervert. Truth hurts.
@@tomibach9712We’re still waiting…
This is a really funny bit. Thanks
Its a shirt so it cant be matthew maconehay lmao!!
I remember watching this one and thinking how bad is it when someone buys the cut beard but not the bowling alley or even the fly in the bread
man i miss jay leno
At least the hamster died while doing what he loved the most. Poor little guy.
"guess things just aint what they used to be" is said by each of us as we get older!
We view the past with rose tinted spectacles (and all that). And then you're dead! Carpe Deum.
Yes! Carpe that Deim! Lol! 😉
There are still plenty of joke items on eBay. The bowling lanes would have sold, but the starting bid was too high.
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view ! "
Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam."
Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"
Barack Obama? Larry the Cable Guy? Sarah Palin? Boy the decade old memories are coming back!
I'm thinking the hamster was stuffed with the beard trimmings.
72+HourBOB Marijuana.
:D
😂
Jay was my favorite late night talk show host. He was funny and was a man's man. He made me laugh every night I watched the show. He has one helluva car collection. I wish he would take over the tonight show again and get rid of that cutsie current host.
I used to get in trouble by my parents because I'd stay up late with my grandma watching Jay Leno. Memories
Can you imagine if Jay was to have co-hosted this segment with “Larry the Cable Guy!” I’d have probably wet my pants from laughing so hard. Let’s get Jay and Kevin back on TV together again!
Some hate the guy.. but looking at what he does..
I like his skits.. i like his segments on the late show..
I guess those vintage lobster claw motorcycle gloves Jay's manager bought from me (as a birthday gift to Jay, he said), aren't weird enough for discussion. Should'a thought to put a real lobster claw in 'em -just for laughs.
Regarding the fly baked in to the slice of bread. If I got the bread AND the wrapper it came in... I could sue the manufacturer for a bundle!!!
Am not american but why did jay leno quit??? He promotes knowledge and was a great host not a pervert ..i don't understand
lebanon 97 he retired and was replaced by the unfunny Jimmy Fallon.
1000 old cars needed him.
lebanon 97 He was forced to retire because the network was pushing him to be harder on conservatives and ease up in picking at Obama. It was purely political. Look what we have now. Every show is leftist propaganda, not even funny propaganda.
@Account Inactive, don't know where you got that from, but Jay (like Johnny before him) was careful to mock Democrats and Republicans pretty equally. Anybody who watched during the double 0's saw him skewer W. nightly, but he also wasn't afraid to throw punches at Obama, who, to his credit, still paid Jay more than one visit. He was forced to retire more because he was getting on in years, and NBC hoped Fallon could attract more young viewers.
Jay Leno retired because he was getting old. (Duh.) And he had enough money already.
Buy that loaf with the fly and sue a random bread company ...make thousands.
+Esko V genius
Esko V You couldn't sue if there were no damages.
Marsbonfire COME ON! 😣😧
They'd probably give you the price of the loaf back, and maybe a couple of bucks to say sorry.
"Help me!" Robin williams used that line alot
I think he meant it.
Jay was so animated, the best
I'm waiting for Cup-O-Pubes
You'd probably get the disease that comes with it.
Red please
"I think if you add water makes soup"
why did they retire Leno it took so long to get used to him he had to follow Carson but he just grew on you.
Nobody tops Carson, but Leno is still hilarious imo.
Money. The network wanted to attract more young viewers, so they retired Jay to make room for Fallon.
A rich guy could buy those bowling lanes and afford to have them installed at a mansion.
I sold a pound of Daytona beach sand for 50 bucks.
The beard would make a nice birds nest lining
Lee Engelsman nice
I found a haunted potato chip on Ebay once.
I used to watch every night. Now I watch something else. Especially not Fallon.
Of course the guy bought his shirt back, it was his lucky shirt.
Thats funny
Stains and all?
Best night show ever
Johnny was da best ever.
I still miss Steve Allen the ORIGINAL host. Smok smok
This eBay segment went a little slowly, but still had some fun surprises.
The toast looks like white dude with head phones,
The bread with the fly, that's more convincing than the toast
That toast doesn't look anything like Obama. It looks like a mannequin wearing headphones. Or the robot from Metropolis.
And the Sarah Palin doll doesn't look much like her either.
Love jay, so hilarious.
Back when late night shows were funny....
Toast sold!? Beam me up, Scotty, this world is not my home! I must have gotten off the intergalactic bus one planet too soon!
I used to wait till Johnny went on vacation so I could have Jay host the show. I miss Jay a lot. Love Jimmy Fallon though.
Interesting items.
Beard trimming dude needs to be on a pervert watch list
Its white bread,fucking hilarious
The image on the toast looks more like the robot on the cover of Queens album News of the World.
I sold a preserved cat fetus in a jar for $75 on eBay once
Hi jay i remember you from wilmington my home town when you worked at the car dealership
What happened to the aircraft carrier? Years ago someone put an obsolete British aircraft carrier on ebay.
Some of those things were pretty nasty why would people even buy them?
the sarah palin cabbage patch doll looks like janet reno
there's nothing to watch on network tv anymore.
5:05 I'd pay to own bowling lanes forever.
It would shipped to your house in pieces.
I'm guessing the hamster on a bike was Mr. Jingles from 'The Green Mile'.
+Don Winslow but Mr. Jingles was a mouse.
Don Winslow I done tamed me that mouse watch watch him Mr jingles fetch haha
I miss when this use to come on
I really love jay Leno
I never thought Jay was funny. Love his cars though.
HOLY SHIT! The guy selling his beard in a dixi cup.... I KNOW HIM!!!! He lives in Green Bay WI
Jimmy Fallon thinks he is like Johnnie Carson, but he doesn’t even come close. Why they keep him on the show is amazing.
I loved-did-did that baby hamster
Raisin Bread 🍞 😆
The toast looks like Princess Lela from star wars