Technically... its True.
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- Опубліковано 13 чер 2024
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today i looked at r/technicallythe truth, or r/technically the truth. Where things are technically true, or true by technicality. Its a classic subreddit "r/technically the truth" that i intend to milk as I have many times in the past.
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Pro tip,
If you turn down the volume to 0, the video becomes a scroll though a subreddit with frequent cuts to a person in a green hoodie shuffling around, nodding, swaying, and pointing.
And picks up a cat
green screen kids fr
🤔🤔
Funny green man make me giggle
Kwite never fails to make me jiggle 😫
I read that as jiggle
Kwite never fails to fill me up (with laughter)
Green Man good
*don’t read my name-* 🌛
TBF i dont think the brain knows where the organs are, all it knows is "if i tickle this nerve like this, i dont die"
That gave me a good laugh. Thank you.
The brain usually doesn’t know where anything is, that’s one of the reasons why you touch someplace that hurts iirc, it’s to tell your brain where the pain is
@@naiba8948 right, like i see the bruise, i KNOW itll hurt when i poke it, and yet :(
@@madsfiedler3884 It is an inevitability, we must give the brain the ouch information.
@@gratefulgamer7907 hate when my brain needs additional ouchformation
Technically... Its true that i don't pay child support
Me neither. But I don't have any kids, so technically, it's true.
Merp
Based
Technically, it’s true I don’t pay federal taxes
Technically
fun fact: cats can seem noisier and more active if their owner is pregnant!
maybe those tests worked, kwite
Springtrap is gonna be so happy
Man i love supporting small, tiny, microscopic youtubers
just a lil guy
Hello I am 2 nanometers tall
2 million nanometers, that is
You should start an intro while holding smoke pretending she's your mic without acknowledging that you're holding her
9:05 "A sporange is an old botanical term for "sporangium," the portion of a fern in which asexual spores are.”
“asexual spores”
Well, my ace friend is a pretty fungi.
@@MayHuggertake my like and leave
@@MayHugger I am also a fungi, it seems.
door hinge
@@MayHuggerben 10 necrofrigians:
4:40 “And thus, on the day of the great flood, God created mpreg.”
thank fucking GOD
Lmao
Kwite's dedication to the whole 'floating hoodie' thing really shined when he picked up the lil kitty
I was thinking that, I had to rewind the video to see if he would stay true to the bit 😂
Smoke being on camera and Kwite meowing at her is the best thing that could have happened in this video! >w
*don’t read my name-* 🌛
found the weeb, gettem boys
@@fantaguyreal okay i wont
@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_ you got it boss, i cant read anyway
@@fantaguyrealLESS GO!!!!
Kwite: Smoke meows at me a lot
Also Kwite: MEOWWW
Smoke: Am I a joke to you?
Oh, dude, I live in _California_ - the west coast's poster child of price gouging basic costs of living, and even I'll tell you that $125 is fucking INSANE. Absolutely worth it 100%
While I still have all my fingers, I did crush my pinkie in a large metal door at school in 4th-5th grade and now I can bend it backwards.
But my grandmother lost one of her ring fingers to a circular saw when she was young
My Mimi took a sewing needle through the thumbnail when her sewing machine fucked up
I've lost a few fingers nails to door and cupboards hinges
ive stapled two fingers together! ive also nearly broken the fingers in my right hand twice by slamming them in car doors.
i don't think it did anything because i'm fairly certain i was already doublejointed in all of my fingers when it happened but i crushed one of my fingers in a sliding door when i was younger lol
A gay furry with no legs like Kwite going to Texas seems like a bad idea
(Source: I'm a gay furry living in texas)
sorry for your loss
Bottom energy
But have you been a gay furry living in texas.. without legs
yeah, go to Kentucky, there are more vioent men there
@@Randy-Lahey he doesn't emanate bottom energy, bottom energy emanates him
My finger scare was when my father accidentally cleaved my left thumb down to the bone. We were making chile rellenos with him doing the cutting and I was cleaning out the seeds. I had a plate full of freshly cleaned out peppers in my hands and I turned to face him next to me at the same time he flicked the cleaver towards the sink to get the seeds off the blade. The knife was very sharp so it made a clean cut on my thumb. My father rarely cried but he did when I freaked out and ran to my room. I have two sisters and they told me that part. My father loved us dearly and his passing still massively hurts.... RIP Dad. As you used to say: "I'll see you on the other side."
I have aphantasia so my brain doesnt show me what my drawings are suppose to look like, in fact I dont know what my drawings will look like until I am done with them.
It is always a surprise!!
I wonder how many times he needs to wipe his shades to read the script
7:33 I have one of them stories. I flip butterfly knives. now most people who flip butterfly knives [including me] flip knives called trainers, which don't have a real blade
my friend got a butterfly knife and wanted me to try it. he DIDN'T tell me it was sharp so when I tried to do a certain trick I nearly cut my finger in half
8:49 i dont even need twitter to implement that into the app, i already make that noise every time i like a tweet
Nice Clancy pfp
😭
"Bitch I can make orange rhyme with banana. Borrrrrnana"
- Emimen
Nerve damage sucks. I once fell directly on my elbow with a lot of velocity (rollerskating) and couldn't move my arm for a week because of the pain. Zero/ten wouldn’t recommend, however there is a spot on the inside of the arm that if you lightly punch will inflict minor nerve damage/kinda break the pain sensing while its flicked to on. Very funny, but I am unsure of exactly where it is (punched my friend in the arm a month ago and found that gem out).
Oh! Brachial vagus nerve. It's nestled right in-between the bones Right on the end of your elbow!
If you hold your arm out with your palm up and find the large bone on the end of your elbow and move inwards, you'll feel a second lump of bone. Right in the valley between them is the nerve you're looking for!
Orange?
Porridge.
Forge it.
Pour it.
0:41 if it wasn't for are stupid "free will" we would all be cracked at drawing.
My grandmother didn't have an almost-cut-off-her-finger story.
She had an Actually-cut-off-her-finger story.
Well, technically she might still have that story, if she can remember it. Dementia things, ya know?
There is actually 1 word that rhymes with Orange.
The word is sporange, which is the older version of the word Sporangium, which is the part of a fern that makes spores.
Orange rhymes with plant genitalia.
This is what I needed 😢
6:07 don't mind me, I just enjoy the Smoke content we get
(1:45) Even paved it's wrong. The actual fact is that: that's the longest path you can create been two ponts on Google Maps as it's trying to give you the shortest. So basically the longest "shortest possible path" in the world.
7:19
Hitler's paintings don't have a style. He never developed one. He might not have been rejected from art school if he did.
According to the definition of "style (visual art)" from Wiki, Hitler's paintings have style because they were made/performed.
If you're talking about *his own* style, then you're technically correct. It's mostly copying from other people's work with some occasional deviations (because we physically can't do stuff the same way).
*A beloved family member died*
Teacher: wouldn't have known if you're not on your phone
@5:36: "Deaf people don't hear anything at all, and here you are saying some shit like this?"
Why shouldn't they, the deaf people aren't going to overhear it?
There deaf not blind they can still read the tweet
I love honeydew too, but there’s a limit for some reason of how much I can eat before my mouth gets all bubbly and starts tasting like baking soda…
that title freaking scared me for some reason lmao
Kwitekwitekwitekwitekwite(chanting)
The green hoodie creature has appeared to bless me with memes once more
best kwite experience is hearing he’ll be at a com, hearing it’s in my area, and then hearing the exact dates im out of town. guess we can’t break the hallucination yet
Fun fact! The colour Orange was named after the fruit.
3:09 nah, that just means a ship with an infinite improbability drive was nearby recently, you'll probably find some potted petunias nearby too.
6:26 I'd probably say Hiroshima is Japan's greatest tragedy.
Nagasaki:
4:51 i mean. trans lions exist. Like irl sometimes a lioness will just become a lion so maybe noah said trans rights
Based
well i mean isnt it just hormones that make them grow manes? theyre still lionesses.
i sound like a bigot lmao i promise im not trying to be, but its a natural thing that their body does. they dont choose for their hormones to change, trans people choose to take hormones
2:37 people say this like it's clever, but how the fuck else can you say trying for a baby with an ounce of civil respect and dignity
Maybe just don’t announce it 💀 or if you are planning on having a kid just say you’re thinking about having kids
5:00 so thats why he has a standing desk
😳
6:13
Awwwwwwwwwww, so that's smoke, soooooo cute~
1:05 literally got your weebcon twitter notif right at this part 💀
7:33 I have one.
I was helping my dad try to make kindling for the wood stove and the hatchet hit my thumb. I screamed "damn it" and covered the wound with my shirt.
Went to hospital to have it cleaned and possibly stitched.
They ended up putting skin glue on it because it was on my fingernail.
My primary care later said the calcium supplement I was taking quite possibly saved my finger
Love yourselves NOW!
kwite has filled me to the brim and is still filling me (with laughter)
125/hour to go back home to Oregon? Brother if you don’t put your name on that contract I WILL
7:36 my right ring finger was almost amputated due to bone infection
''Smoking it's bad for you, but I have to give my respect to Newports and other any cigarette brand out there to how commited they are to kill you'' made my day xD
5:39 This means you're making $2,592,000/year
4:10 that’s 260,000 dollars a year
6:19 FOR FREE ??!
😩😳
6:00 this is my favorite
PLEASE make a video about r/PeterExplainsTheJoke.
the people that post there need to be studied
9:02 door hinge, sporange, porridge, syringe.
Kwite meowing this may be the best Kwite video
It's always when you try to show people that your cat is talkative is when they decide to be dead silent
3:25
what does it say about me that i immediately recognized that background as pokemon legends arceus
2:48 PERFECT YTP material right there
That whale in the amazon rainforest- I've seen that post before and it isnt like in the middle of the forest. It was on an island off the coast of the amazon, and the whale got stuck there (in the trees) after a major flood from heavy rain, and when the water went down he couldnt get out and died
7:27 my dad almost lost a finger today while working with a lawnmower blade.
0:34 literal facts
5:15 damn thats crazy smoking rn to calm down from that info 😿
That spam picture broke me down pre-video
Dog that niche. The funny funny niche
*_girls are like strawberries. Sometimes They’re In The Grocery Store_*
8:18 bro my parents fought to have me and I surprised them with all disabilities and no gender
Genuinely your brain does not consciously know where all your organs are. That’s why if something internal is wrong your body has a higher chance of going ?????inside part? Hurt????idk
I’m pretty sure this is a Hank Green sourced fact if you want to check it
Our bodies are silly as hell
The trying for a baby tweet is just when you’re autistic and trying to tell other people their weirdness being socially acceptable does not make it remotely less weird or uncomfortable
Asshole lifetime donut post is peak “chaotic neutral humans”
It’s like the stone tablet we have complaining about a guy who was like, shorting people on barley. And we found _so many stone letters about him_
My mildly interesting cluster b fact is that shit like Lizzie MacGuire made me think it wasn’t remotely abnormal to have alters
Boy howdy
7:23 bullying 👁 with this post
- he’s technically in the United States
- nine fingy
“If this happens to you, it’s better if it’s funny, right?”
Define funny
8:03 functionally functionless alibi
7:30 Funny you say that. My fiancé cut off the tip of his thumb with a meat slicer at his old job a few years ago and had to get it reattached. I had the top layers of skin cut off my index while chopping vegetables because my knife slipped, had to have dermabond coat it until new skin grew in. Humans and almost losing fingers is apparently pretty common lol
5:15
Here's the thing;
It isn't just that Newport is committed to it, it's that people who buy Newports & other such products are committed to slowly and painfully succumbing to lung cancer and WILL use it to shoot any conversation that could lead to them confronting why they smoke in the back of the head, even if they're the one who started it. Like no joke I have heard several people say the same exact "what if I WANT to have lung cancer" thing when they complain to me about all the ordinances and laws in place and it never fails to leave me dumbfounded because like, sir this is a fucking convenience store, I asked for your ID, not your traumatic backstory.
You know it’s a good day when kwite uploads😊
@@fantaguyrealok so?
IM STILL SHITTING?!?!?!?
WHA T
@@lexithesupercoolperson9992 SHITTING
HUH???????
@@priyanshirajawat7306 SHITTING
IM SHITSING
9:01 Lemons also live up to their name as they’re named after what color they are
7:37 fun fact, steel toed shoes are required in industries like construction because they buckle in a way that will just cut your toes off instead of crushing them, the doctors can reattach them at the hospital later.
4:30 Oregon doesn't have sales tax and the housing prices aren't bad around the capital.
A monkey almost bit my finger off once thinking it was a carrot
Oddly enough the last thing the whale thought of was a bowl of petunias
My hometown was called Orange County (it used to be an orange tree orchard) and in elementary school they had us read a book about the history of the town, it was some weird graphic novel history book titled “nothing rhymes with orange” I think I still have it somewhere, thank you for coming to my Ted talk
i'm also from orange county and had the same experience!
Neeto
I think we can expect news about a little springhoodie soon
6:25 but they poop regardless, in fact it makes even more sense for them to have no mexican food because you dont take a ferrari offroading.
It's our friendly neighborhood SCP hoodie creature.
6:08 smoke looks just like Springtrap. I see the twink pregnancy experiments™ are working
Your right almost cutting your finger off does build character
I was in a school nurse cause my stomach hurt and i went to the bathroom and my middle finger got caught in the hinges of a really heavy metal door (was the bathroom door) then all i remember was falling on a floor having my finger wrapped and next thing i know im in a hospital bed. Apparently the door not only broke bone but my entire fingernail was hanging by a inch of skin.
And now i can flip people off and claim that im just showing my injury
I almost cut my finger with a pencil sharpener but i was a smart kid and my finger was too big
6:19 right when kwite did this my dad came into the room and did this exact same thing to our cat mochi, he doesn't even like cats 💀
2:46 if I had a pound for every time an American in a youtube video saw someone just being British and got upset, I'd be Jeff Bezos.
hi kwite i love you
6:26
Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Kwite never fails to fill my insides with warm feelings
"Everybody says you can't get a twink pregnant, but, you don't know until you try"
-Kwite 2024
bro managed to flip us off in this one too
Fun fact, the pyramid bass pro shop use to be a sports/concert arena but the acoustics were horrible and changing the floor/seating for different events was a pain because of the shape of the building. It sat empty for many years until bass pro finally came.
I’ve been stuck in a basement for the past 12 hours, so glad to have Kwite post so I don’t feel lonely☺️🙏
My respect for you has skyrocketed since you made that Bass Pro video
One time I was at a creek with my friends and I tried to cut a vine using a switchblade smaller than my pinky. It slipped and almost took the pad of my index finger completely off, and I still don’t have feeling in that part of my finger. Then again, it’s only been a few months, so maybe it’ll finish healing soon idk
muskmelon also lives up to its name. its like extremely pungent cantaloupe
When Kwite was talking about how everyone needs an almost cutting off their finger story I chuckled and literally held up my scar that looks like a smiley up to the screen.
7:05 if I don’t get into art school… 👻
How many people do you think will miss the first day of the con because of the murder drones episode drop lol
My cat awnsered your meowing
Kwite will be the only guy in convention history to not catch 4 variations of the plague from cosplayers who refuse to take a bath.
9:01: Of course you can! i can make orange rhyme with Banana.
I love how chill he is
Also Smoke v cute
0:41 as someone with abysmal fine motor skills...
*can relate*
Not for the anatomy one though I feel my organs just fine.