Oyeeeee 🤣🤣🤣 For THE RECORD we have common sense but after 30 min waiting on the boat in front to literally unload and clean out all their crap we finally started to move up and that viejo freaking colo. In the end,NOBODY takes my brother in laws man card!!! Love the Chit Show! Great seeing you!
4:08 story checks out. 8 sec after boat in front pulls out you put your drink down and sprung into action. Brother in law definitely defended his man card and he’s lucky you got his back.👍
@@williamburdine1118 Like the little boy caught his mom and dad. Ask what they were doing. She said she was letting the air out of it. Little boy told her it won't do no good mommy. She said why, he said because the babysitter keeps blowing it back up..
Man theres a guy with a black flats boat with a Verado. He always sneaks ahead of people and says "engine died" and "emergency" then he cuts to the front and laughs. He got me once but not the second time. Him and his wife always laugh as they float by, but them the motor magically starts up so he can reverse to stop.
The song is by "The Hollies" and its called: "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress" Its a great song with interesting lyrics😆. If you or someone you know is paranoid and/or reads way too much into ANYTHING it is NOT the song for them😆🤣🤣🤣
28 years ago I bought a waterfront house for $120k to avoid the ramp back then. Today with millions more living in Florida. I type this while sitting on my 10 acre ranch with no one in site. SMH. Great channel though.
They had nobody in their boat, didn;t pull up to the slot to get out and started ranting like people are supposed to wait forever for them. You called this one wrong Queequeg.
For a parting shot, I would send a message by trimming up the motor and give the offending boat a "prop wash bath". Sorry dude just pushing the boat up to the winch post.
And think, the guy with the Trophy in the rack behind the flag... he avoids all of this crap with a call "please place my boat in at 9:30 in the morning, thanks."
We gave my dad a captains hat… he wears it on his 17 ft boat… he had a 40 ft boat but he couldn’t go out on it when nobody was with him so he sold it and bought a boat he can handle by himself… now what kind of boat / hat combo you sporting ? Sounds like a lawn chair…. It’s ok, after having boats for 20 years I’m sporting a camping chair these days 😂.
Once we get to the dock, I start heading for truck and my wife walks it forward. She too has yelled at people that tried this move. Girl boaters won't put up with this stuff.
Absolutely! Once you get on the dock, pull it forward so no space for this to happen and it shows your intention to pull out. Blue bikini can block anytime.
The girl was cute in the blue suit, I sprayed my coffee when you said "Is she getting a modelling job?" but other than that was there a dispute or something going here? ;
Funny videos, Thanks! Wishing Videos as good as yours were available on Kids & Parents at Amateur equestrian events. Seems A lot have been " Lost " thru the years .😊
Oyeeeee 🤣🤣🤣 For THE RECORD we have common sense but after 30 min waiting on the boat in front to literally unload and clean out all their crap we finally started to move up and that viejo freaking colo. In the end,NOBODY takes my brother in laws man card!!! Love the Chit Show! Great seeing you!
4:08 story checks out. 8 sec after boat in front pulls out you put your drink down and sprung into action. Brother in law definitely defended his man card and he’s lucky you got his back.👍
That's right there ain't no common sense with a lot of people are just retarded
Guy making a living off of other peoples drama
@@benedictcumberbatch4275 And yet here you are, contributing.
@@markm5287 got to put the word out there
Best part of that 20mins was the blue bikini. That's where u needed the zoom lens bro..😂
The one holding down the pole 😂
@@williamburdine1118They're good at holding down the pole or some of them are..
@@paulmorphew1520 you mean keeping the pole down. So it doesn't get hard. 🤣
@@williamburdine1118 Like the little boy caught his mom and dad. Ask what they were doing. She said she was letting the air out of it. Little boy told her it won't do no good mommy. She said why, he said because the babysitter keeps blowing it back up..
The guy played his card perfect. His is a well seasoned veteran of the water.
taking back the spot he was denied was your best shots ever!!!
“He’s being civil, he’s been to jail before” 😂😂 Alfred talking chit hilarious bro!
One of the few good perks of getting old is realizing you don't have to be the toughest guy in the room anymore. I don't miss the ego battles.
The girl in the blue bikini was the show.
Man card for the win! In the end the selfish lose. Much Love Alfred, epic Black Point moment🤛
you see boats everyday with the helm on the starboard I dont know why that one boat confused you haha
That's the best shot kill of the day! Blue bikini shot kill! Gotta love it!!!
Blue bikini for the win !
That's for sure.
🤥😁
At least she pulled it off, unlike so many who don't. 😂
Cooped up on a rainy Detroit Michigan day and loving your content. Been watching others too but you the best!
Ha! That 1st boat Captain with his hat.
Reminded me of "Summer Rental" , Richard Crenna and his Captain Hat.
I would have untied the Divo’s boat and let it drift into the bay.
Oh man that Captain Stubin bit had me peeing with laughter 😂
That is what I wanted to do 😩🤣
Or pulled the bungs.
@@Reppie. oh let’s no get that hasty 😆
"You don't get disrespected at the boat ramp" is my new go-to.
Dude with the Vantage flats boat is living the good life!
Alfred, I think that lady in the blue bikini is purposely standing there ! She wants YOU to see it. Nice video.
Good morning Chit Show, my all time favorite channel
Blue bikini is killing it!
Alfred I love it (The chitter run) 😂
16:24...."Why bro,why is there families in the world,bro,why?".....I laughed pretty loud on that one.
Alfred, polarized lens filters are like 50 bucks or less and it will be the best investment you ever made! Love the chit show bro!!!
My wife and I love watching your channel, but she gets annoyed at how much you say bro.
Try watching with no volume
Now I know how my parents felt when we used to say you dig it, man.
😂😂 bruh..
Mine just said the same thing lmao
Makes me swipe bro
That first dude takes being a captain to the next level.
Hey! I just had a thought! I have a Kayak, I can wear a Captain’s hat! 😂😂😂
Man theres a guy with a black flats boat with a Verado. He always sneaks ahead of people and says "engine died" and "emergency" then he cuts to the front and laughs. He got me once but not the second time. Him and his wife always laugh as they float by, but them the motor magically starts up so he can reverse to stop.
"Gonna lose my AARP card after this" bwhahahahaha....lol...just subbed you dude after I stopped laughing.
I like how Alfred is alway instigating 😂
I didnt have a problem with the lady in the way. Nice scenery. 😊
Alfred tu m'a tué (killed me) with your explosive diarrhea joke.🤣🤣🤣
Good morning, Mr.Alfred. waiit for it!!💩🤣🤣
2nd time lve watched this
and it was still good
Wow. Alfred you are the MAN
The song is by "The Hollies" and its called: "Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress"
Its a great song with interesting lyrics😆. If you or someone you know is paranoid and/or reads way too much into ANYTHING it is NOT the song for them😆🤣🤣🤣
Workin for the FBI.....
Sittin' in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high!!
Gramps would own your ass. He's backed up further than you've gone forward. Respect.
Why didn't the 2 ladies pull the boat forward? Common sense
Was thinking the same thing....if your that dumb you deserve to lose your spot.
Because they were having a Cuban cigar social talk marathon 👈🏼‼️
Yep, move up in queue if you have others with you
You answered your own comment, question, you just didn't realize it at the time
To busy gossiping
First boat made me think of caddy shack and Ted Knight LOL
Thanks!
“Honey, I shrunk the ship!” 😂😂
At the beginning The Hollies, Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress awesome song 🤙
28 years ago I bought a waterfront house for $120k to avoid the ramp back then. Today with millions more living in Florida. I type this while sitting on my 10 acre ranch with no one in site. SMH. Great channel though.
Why are you watching the boat, that blue Bikiniis all I could see. Lol
bro she was like 14 years old.
I googled Black Point and they have you marked on there😂
The old captain sure beat many docking at the boat ramp.
How come Col. Sanders not fetching chicken?
wonderful Ending......that was cool with the Suriname guests...cheers from Orlando
They had nobody in their boat, didn;t pull up to the slot to get out and started ranting like people are supposed to wait forever for them. You called this one wrong Queequeg.
Good channel but camera guy talks way to much
The Captain hat is just don’t have words for it😮
Hi Alfred when my son sees my new Fred the Croc Blackpoint hat I know he will want one LOL.
Maybe its the boomer in me, but I'm diggin on the captain's hat. Im kinda wanting one myself now.
Old man in captains hat has a boat full of bishes - so he good.. lol
So glad I heard the cat today 😂😂😂😂
This must be the high class launch... floating docks and everything! Still, no fenders! 🤔
The old guy never did anything wrong Alfred, they should have pulled their boat forward! Either way great job!!
They were trying to. 8 sec after boat in front left, but that guy snaked them.
WAIT FOR IT! YEAH, LOVE IT ALFRED!
Great music. Remember we can't enjoy our freedoms we have if someone didn't fight for them.
Love the sound of those inboards
For a parting shot, I would send a message by trimming up the motor and give the offending boat a "prop wash bath". Sorry dude just pushing the boat up to the winch post.
Love ❤ the Chit Show
I've always wondered. Does Alfred Montener own a boat?
And think, the guy with the Trophy in the rack behind the flag... he avoids all of this crap with a call "please place my boat in at 9:30 in the morning, thanks."
I play poker on line every day. Didn’t know Alfred played! Lol
The Captain watched too many reruns of Gillian’s Island
I think the dude did the right thing. A spot in the line ain’t worth getting arrested.
I think when dude walked to get his truck, I would have untied his boat and moved it either behind mine, or set it free!
Dude pulled an UNO REVERSE man 😂
Never come to w&#% without your zoom, bro.
We gave my dad a captains hat… he wears it on his 17 ft boat… he had a 40 ft boat but he couldn’t go out on it when nobody was with him so he sold it and bought a boat he can handle by himself… now what kind of boat / hat combo you sporting ? Sounds like a lawn chair…. It’s ok, after having boats for 20 years I’m sporting a camping chair these days 😂.
Almost all bowriders duel consoles walk-arounds you-name-it other than center consoles are controlled of the starboard side
You like the DRAMA 😂
Welcome toooooo theeee CHIT SCHOWWWWWWW! 😂😊😅
Once we get to the dock, I start heading for truck and my wife walks it forward. She too has yelled at people that tried this move. Girl boaters won't put up with this stuff.
How red is that dude @ 4:55 He is going to be hating life
The queue jumper's boat would of been floating in the middle of the channel
You need a drone for situations like this
Darn you. Now I want a captain's hat. 14 ft jet boat captain.
That’s the chit runs 😂😂
The chit show love it brother Cuban from Hialeah in the house
Alfred that song is long cool woman by the Hollies
7:17 the star of the show arrives
At different times of day..like morning 5 out of 6 are for launching. Later after 3pm 5 are for hauling out. 1 for launching
He could be a retired Captain of a larger vessel .
She's going to the truck to get the Louisville Slugger!
That line-cutter got lucky. A vindictive person might cut his lines and send him adrift while he's walking to his vehicle.
Alfred that dog told you he don’t give a chit about shot killing you!!
Damn, anybody know what make of boat that was at 6:37 that blocked his shot?
A shot blocked 2006
@@marlonyoutube3496 That seems like a made up name.
Need a dance video from the docks 😂
That is pretty cool that everybody watches all over the world 🌎 the chit show
Long Cool Woman.... The Hollies
Absolutely! Once you get on the dock, pull it forward so no space for this to happen and it shows your intention to pull out. Blue bikini can block anytime.
Y not bring zoom lens my guy!!???!!!??
Blue Bikini... That's all😂
A captains hat and a Yamacraper so he is one screwed up boater anyway. Mercury Rules!!!!!!!
The girl was cute in the blue suit, I sprayed my coffee when you said "Is she getting a modelling job?" but other than that was there a dispute or something going here? ;
@Alfred Montaner are using any ND filters on your lenses? That would help you a lot when facing the glare. Keep it up!
If you can see over your windshield, DON'T clean it ever. lol
acere estas peor q la vieja bochinchera del barrio, jajajaja good clip!
Funny videos, Thanks! Wishing Videos as good as yours were available on Kids & Parents at Amateur equestrian events. Seems A lot have been " Lost " thru the years .😊
Man that boat would have been floating free in the water when he came back
Most open now boats have starboard side helms.
He had a brown growler snake headed LOL😢😅 POOP
That turtle head was peaking
Your gonna pull his drain plug😂