15 Foot Python Tried to Attack Me ! Boat Ramp Nightmare ! (Chit Show)

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  • Опубліковано 12 чер 2023
  • I heard the word serpent in spanish an a cold chill was felt down my bones. My name is Alfred Montaner host of the Chit Show in Miami
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  • @mohunter68
    @mohunter68 11 місяців тому +7

    Good grief!! It's a 3 ft. water snake, harmless as a kitten and Alfred thinks it's a 12 ft. python LOL. 🐉🤣

  • @jonacree7516
    @jonacree7516 11 місяців тому +5

    Where's Fred when ya need him... 🎶When a hero comes along🎶

  • @thedevilinthecircuit1414
    @thedevilinthecircuit1414 11 місяців тому +5

    The only Chit Show today was in Alfred's shorts when he saw the snake 🤣

  • @armysenior1780
    @armysenior1780 11 місяців тому +5

    So, I finally looked up Luxury Rib Tenders. I always thought, "What makes Alfred's ribs taste so good that he calls them luxury?" Oops! 🤣😂 Who knew? I laughed so hard. If I ever need my ribs fixed or restored I know where to go now. 👍

  • @martinfox6692
    @martinfox6692 11 місяців тому +12

    Fred must be spreading the word that Alfred is fun to hangout with. You have your pet baby cuda and now it looks like a cute little python whats to get to know you. The Chit show is fun for all living creatures.

  • @mikecooke5874
    @mikecooke5874 11 місяців тому +6

    Need a new hat with Fred chomping the snake.

  • @christinadirkes6238
    @christinadirkes6238 11 місяців тому +1

    “Oh my goodness” I wish I had a dollar every time you said it! 😂😂😂 it’s only a water moccasin😮😮😮

  • @johngauntlett4915
    @johngauntlett4915 11 місяців тому +8

    Alfred, snake in the water reminds me of the time in the seventies when my brother and I and a friend were going through the longest canal in Winter Haven on the chain O'Lakes and a 6ft rattlesnake was swimming in the canal trying to get in our boat and we were beating it with an oar.

  • @ByteMyWire
    @ByteMyWire 11 місяців тому +2

    Pablo the Python is a great edition to the Chit Show goin' on in those mangroves..sweet little guy Pablo

  • @HiggsBJ
    @HiggsBJ 11 місяців тому +2

    Alfred you gotta come north, we got light until 10pm up here. And we got rattle snakes that swim!

  • @karlaruter3221
    @karlaruter3221 11 місяців тому +3

    I live in the keys and you just scared me to death. We live on a sailboat and that's amazing. Really love your videos

  • @Soily55
    @Soily55 11 місяців тому +4

    Hey Alfred, we will all be in our graves, and Fred will still be feeding his face at the filet table!!!!

  • @lyndawilson1143
    @lyndawilson1143 11 місяців тому +4

    Love your videos. You have a great voice also. TY

  • @timbruns3818
    @timbruns3818 10 місяців тому +2

    My goodness the DRAMA ran high in this video. Damn !!! *8-2-2023 * but still a thumbs up Alfred. Have a great day.

  • @boomerbigbutt
    @boomerbigbutt 11 місяців тому +3

    Alfred, that snake heard how you make critters famous.
    Now you can add a snake too your critter crew.

  • @FFSkippy
    @FFSkippy 11 місяців тому +2

    How many ducklings are left? Maybe Fred’s had his fill and will get that snake next.

  • @dreed7312
    @dreed7312 11 місяців тому +2

    Hialeah is known nationwide for the manufacture of firearms. Many were considered 'economical' but there are a few legends, Universal carbines for example.

  • @patrickdiehl6813
    @patrickdiehl6813 11 місяців тому +3

    I found a 4' black snake living in my garage, I had to serve him an eviction notice. I would have bailed too Alfred, not fond of Snakes at all 👊

    • @drive9997
      @drive9997 11 місяців тому +1

      That’s funny I always think there’s one in mine

  • @unlimitedj06
    @unlimitedj06 11 місяців тому +2

    Fred is now the animal whisperer. 🎺🎺

  • @jamielee9350
    @jamielee9350 11 місяців тому +10

    Chill bro , it's only a water snake .. Water snakes are harmless, nonvenomous native snakes that typically inhabit wet areas. There are several species of water snake common to Florida. They always swim on top of the water. Burmese pythons swim and stay underwater for up to 30 minutes. By the Alfred, love the new logo.

  • @dirtybuzzard5977
    @dirtybuzzard5977 11 місяців тому +6

    👍👍👍👍Another great video Bro. That kinda looked like a the green water snake. But PYTHONS are really bad and so is Iguanas. They eating up all the local animals. And they are spreading out… We go on python hunts every year in and around the Everglades last year we caught (alive) a little over 200 pythons from 6’ - 18’1 was the longest in a 4 day hunt . But the meat is good and the skin makes good belts , wallets, and other stuff . But there was some that still had baby gators in their stomach. They will eat a whole gator nest if they get a chance . Keep videos coming. Be safe

  • @kruser79
    @kruser79 7 місяців тому

    “There’s definitely some chittery goin’ on”. I snorted! Lol

  • @kimtrayle7968
    @kimtrayle7968 11 місяців тому +2

    I think you're on to something Alfred, the snakes have joined forces against you.

  • @Dsportster
    @Dsportster 11 місяців тому +4

    OK I looked it up, and Florida crocodiles apparently do exist, but are extremely rare, 99.99%are alligators

    • @badcatmadcat7694
      @badcatmadcat7694 11 місяців тому +3

      I grew up in South Florida and I had to look it up too. I’ve seen many alligators, but never a crocodile. That’s crazy.

    • @straybullitt
      @straybullitt 11 місяців тому +4

      🐊
      The main difference is that alligators prefer to stay in fresh water, whereas crocodiles mainly stay in salt water or brackish water.
      You won't find any alligators living around Blackpoint Marina.
      There is much more habitat for alligators in Florida. The crocodiles have to compete with the humans for their relatively small coastal habitat, so they aren't as common as alligators.

  • @jacquesafley5828
    @jacquesafley5828 11 місяців тому +1

    Dude you are hilarious!!! 👍😄🤣💕

  • @keithscudder7136
    @keithscudder7136 11 місяців тому +1

    Alfred, Fred's relative, "CrocZilla" lives in Everglades national park and is HUGE ! At least 15 feet. Love the video.

  • @rf005
    @rf005 11 місяців тому +2

    Hey Alfred, you should go on tour,I know you would pack them in at Michigan LOL.

  • @tn65s
    @tn65s 11 місяців тому +4

    It's time to educate the credit card capt's to not use the bow line to dock the boat. Set up a side line to pull the boat straight along the dock. It only take a little control of the approach.

    • @daffyduck9901
      @daffyduck9901 11 місяців тому +1

      Dude don't give advice when you don't know what you're talkin about

    • @tn65s
      @tn65s 11 місяців тому +1

      @@daffyduck9901 you got the right name

    • @daffyduck9901
      @daffyduck9901 11 місяців тому

      @@tn65s dude you don't have a clue of what you're talkin about. Tell me you do

  • @badcatmadcat7694
    @badcatmadcat7694 11 місяців тому +3

    Good morning Alfie! We love your crocodile style up here in Naples. 🐊

  • @forrestshadow
    @forrestshadow 11 місяців тому +3

    I think I'd like a Fred decal for the Dodge.

  • @Eatongee
    @Eatongee 11 місяців тому +4

    You know what would blow Alfred's mind? If, as a joke, someone pulled up to the dock during the Chit Chow and threw a row of tires over the edge of their boat a la tug boat style. rofl

  • @RatdogDRB
    @RatdogDRB 11 місяців тому +5

    Alfred IS the new: "Chicken of the Sea". Just get your machete and take care of biz. Skin him out and onto the BBQ, then get "Little" to make you a hatband from the hide. It's all good Alfred. BTW, like the new avatar.

  • @jhonvantwout3157
    @jhonvantwout3157 11 місяців тому +1

    You have to catch that snake Alfred because how do you know where it is tomorrow ? Maybe hiding in the bush waiting for it ????? Saludas de un snake free The Netherlands !!!

  • @drivingmiami305
    @drivingmiami305 11 місяців тому +2

    Love the new logo bro congrats! 🎉

  • @WilliamJohnson-tx7no
    @WilliamJohnson-tx7no 11 місяців тому +3

    As long as little Alfred isn't in the water you'll be ok, love the videos 👍👍😎

  • @fishing_amy
    @fishing_amy 11 місяців тому +2

    Omg ! That would scare me ! We don’t have pythons in Nova Scotia. Where was Fred ?

  • @timfaistl8832
    @timfaistl8832 11 місяців тому +1

    Hey Alfred! It’s Tim from New Jersey. How’s everything? I went to go see you but you were busy and your partner was working the camera but I spoke to you on his phone when you gave me a few great restaurants to go eat at. Thank you again! It was a few months ago.

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  11 місяців тому +1

      Thanks for pasding bye bbq

    • @timfaistl8832
      @timfaistl8832 11 місяців тому

      Not a problem and it’s always great seeing your videos and staying positive through them all!

  • @techdeezout9201
    @techdeezout9201 11 місяців тому

    Dang he got a treble….Fred in the background, el serpentico, and howie cuda chillin waiting to nibble his pinkey toe…lol

  • @herberthill9425
    @herberthill9425 11 місяців тому +1

    Would the baby cuda attack the snake? Sorry to see your space invaded by the Anaconda!!! Be safe. Hey, maybe Bathtub Barbie will come to your aid!!!!

  • @robertwalley6692
    @robertwalley6692 11 місяців тому +3

    I thought you were talking about a boat not a snake, I cannot blame you.

  • @thedevilinthecircuit1414
    @thedevilinthecircuit1414 11 місяців тому +3

    You should train Picua-Boo to protect you from those shnakes 🥰

  • @chrisiverson257
    @chrisiverson257 6 місяців тому +1

    That's FRED at 23:33 he's ALIVE! Snout surfaces by Bow of boat on left.

  • @ismesis
    @ismesis 7 місяців тому +1

    the Hialeah stuff had me laughing...if you know haha

  • @teresacastro8899
    @teresacastro8899 11 місяців тому +1

    Mr.Alfred,don't laugh but I'm afraid of frogs!! I can't see them in pics!! Its very hard for me cause I have a garden.its real hot here San Antonio so they get in my pots!! I already all most had a heart attack Saturday!! There was a big fat one in one of my flower pots.😱😱😱😱🤣

  • @sightseer8550
    @sightseer8550 11 місяців тому +3

    Alfred, YOU MISSED It!!! At 23:10 seconds there is something FAR BIGGER THAN that snake that surfaces!!! ITS up against the boat far left in the background….Take a look!

    • @johnss449
      @johnss449 10 місяців тому +2

      I saw it also at 23:44

  • @rf005
    @rf005 11 місяців тому +1

    Alfred do you use UPS or USPS for your shipping?

  • @rochellehanes4074
    @rochellehanes4074 11 місяців тому +2

    To funny, I noticed the Denver nuggets were playing against the "heat" last night for the championship. And Denver won. Where I live is in Pueblo, CO about 100 miles south of Denver and all the car drivers were honking car horns for about a half an hour. yup at bedtime. Sorry but I don't follow basketball at all. I just don't. Now you can't stop watching the snake. He's coming watch it, watch it. I FEEL YOUR FEAR!

  • @johngauntlett4915
    @johngauntlett4915 11 місяців тому +3

    Alfred, your animal porn hub? What would be the first one you released about crocodiles, the "Crock Cock"?
    Back in the 70s, my youngest sister had to do a report on something to do with animals. Growing up in Winter Haven and living on a lake, I used to raise Muscovy ducks and she did a report on penis paralysis with Muscovy ducks. The funny part of the story is that she was attending a Lutheran School. Needless to say, the teacher was quite taken back with her report. However, she did get an A on it.

  • @bertmyname
    @bertmyname 11 місяців тому +2

    Morning chit show !

  • @derekgraham4354
    @derekgraham4354 11 місяців тому +2

    So… many years ago I was at my grandmas on Marco island we were taking the boat to Stan’s in goodland ( which you need to do a video on😂) …. In the Marco river we saw a 14ish foot gator is what I was told but now that I know more I can only assume it was a croc but it was super cool being in a 17 foot boat seeing an animal almost the size of the boat 😂

  • @anthonyditore3390
    @anthonyditore3390 11 місяців тому

    It only wants a hug and a little kiss it’s a fan of yours

  • @user-peach408
    @user-peach408 11 місяців тому +1

    Is it a no wake zone where you are filming? Some of those boats are going to fast for the high traffic area.

  • @jason17
    @jason17 11 місяців тому +2

    What popped out of the water by the boat at 23:41 ? was that Fred?

  • @matthewhardy1762
    @matthewhardy1762 4 місяці тому

    Have you been to Mayaka state park in Sarasota? There are some huge 15 foot gators in that water

  • @andyanderson6668
    @andyanderson6668 11 місяців тому +11

    So where's Fred when you need him?

    • @JniceJokes
      @JniceJokes 11 місяців тому +1

      Yeah I was wondering the same,maybe he's on his election campaign

  • @martinstroud5326
    @martinstroud5326 11 місяців тому +1

    How can I buy your merchandise? I’m in the uk

  • @sickheadache9903
    @sickheadache9903 11 місяців тому +1

    The reason the Crocks hang over at the Nuclear Plant, the Outgoing water from the Cooling Towers is Warmer Water…it helps cools off the hot turbines..and the flows back into the Lake or River..and Crocks love the warmer flow of water…along with other fishes, WHICH supply Freddie’s Friends with a food supply.

  • @johngauntlett4915
    @johngauntlett4915 11 місяців тому +3

    Alfred, did you ever find out what kind of snake it was?

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 10 місяців тому +1

      According to the clickbait title, it was a 15 foot python. LMAO. Looked like maybe 5 or 6 feet.

    • @johngauntlett4915
      @johngauntlett4915 10 місяців тому

      @@OMGWTFLOLSMH Alfred must have been lying to his wife all these years as far as length.

  • @joeharrison696
    @joeharrison696 11 місяців тому +1

    Good morning Alfred

  • @donaldnielsen6677
    @donaldnielsen6677 11 місяців тому

    How long does shrimp season last

  • @markreeves3619
    @markreeves3619 11 місяців тому +1

    Good morning Brother

  • @quiky305alf
    @quiky305alf 11 місяців тому

    Can you name the snake & do some hat's?!?! Lmfao

  • @billrenwick9026
    @billrenwick9026 11 місяців тому +2

    I think there's a lot of boat owners who could use some docking lessons

    • @bookooc5605
      @bookooc5605 11 місяців тому +1

      What an astute observation.

  • @ROSINRANCHFL
    @ROSINRANCHFL 11 місяців тому +1

    Fred was in somebody's pool the other day, maybe

  • @dangordon5510
    @dangordon5510 11 місяців тому

    Alfred and 🐍😂😂😂😂

  • @eddiediaz9958
    @eddiediaz9958 10 місяців тому

    2:55 what model Mako is that?

  • @michaelmalone6858
    @michaelmalone6858 11 місяців тому

    Thats a common Florida water snake, nothing to worry about.

  • @kayty6673
    @kayty6673 11 місяців тому

    There have been a couple of crocodiles seen in Melbourne this week.

  • @ChainsawFPV
    @ChainsawFPV 11 місяців тому

    I just call them all crockagators. Lmao

  • @kenwenzel9040
    @kenwenzel9040 11 місяців тому

    Alfred - run my friend!!!! Get out while you still can!!! I guess the Chit Show is done forever now. LMAO dude.

  • @matthewhardy1762
    @matthewhardy1762 4 місяці тому

    We have alligators in the Tennessee river in Alabama. South of Huntsville

  • @carlosrodriguez5900
    @carlosrodriguez5900 11 місяців тому

    Alfred I for get the fishing show but they would go in back waters of the upper keys and tons of large salt water crocs

  • @teresacastro8899
    @teresacastro8899 11 місяців тому +1

    Baby cuda!!!!❤️

  • @Z-Bart
    @Z-Bart 11 місяців тому

    Fifteen footer? Alfred that wasn't even a 3 footer! Lol.

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  11 місяців тому +1

      Ray my eyes and your eyes see differently

    • @Z-Bart
      @Z-Bart 11 місяців тому

      @@AlfredMontaner They say the camera adds 10 pounds...unless it's a baby snake. Lol.

    • @SandNSurf
      @SandNSurf 11 місяців тому +1

      “I’m out of here” 🤣😅😂

  • @josefernandez6226
    @josefernandez6226 11 місяців тому

    Shout out to SE Hialeah! I grew up on SE 9th Av. but I got out in 73.

  • @JniceJokes
    @JniceJokes 11 місяців тому

    Jesus,my nightmare as well....i hate snakes and yeah i wouldn't even try it bruh

  • @georgeniebergall7074
    @georgeniebergall7074 11 місяців тому +2

    Tell us a small water snake. What are you talking about a 15 foot python Jesus Christ

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  11 місяців тому

      George get your eye sight corrected that thing is more dangerous than Fred !

  • @RRlocoENGR
    @RRlocoENGR 10 місяців тому

    Chill, it’s a banded water snake.

  • @boatrider100
    @boatrider100 11 місяців тому

    ME TOO!! I'd be on the run!! Back to RI no snakes here😎

  • @lovelessjapan1971
    @lovelessjapan1971 11 місяців тому +1

    @23:43 - while you are talking about the snake, something breaks the surface in the background towards the front of the left boat.

    • @gudlukkay
      @gudlukkay 11 місяців тому +2

      Yup a manatee.

    • @sparks8934
      @sparks8934 11 місяців тому

      I see an alligator at the front of the boat on the left at 23:43. Maybe I missed the manatee. Anyway great video.

  • @GmanfromTexas
    @GmanfromTexas 11 місяців тому +1

    bro my wife gets snakes out of our chicken house by hand

  • @B1958R
    @B1958R 11 місяців тому

    Come spend some time on the bayous in Louisiana and you'll have snakes falling out of the trees onto your boat.

  • @Soily55
    @Soily55 11 місяців тому

    They say Los Angeles is crazy apparently they haven’t been to Black point Marina😂

  • @chrisprattt
    @chrisprattt 11 місяців тому

    No man that was a 30 footer😂🎉

  • @juniorwest5706
    @juniorwest5706 15 днів тому

    Did you know, crocodiles fart ! Now you know !

  • @davidhumphries9182
    @davidhumphries9182 11 місяців тому +1

    lol 🤣

  • @tonycarrera7779
    @tonycarrera7779 11 місяців тому

    We have big Rattlesnakes here in Texas

  • @carlgruey2229
    @carlgruey2229 11 місяців тому

    LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE HEAD ON THAT MONSTER!!! Looked closer to 18,5 feet. Your eyes must be bad.. LOL

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  11 місяців тому

      Carl 18 feet is a stretch ! STOP IT !

  • @TigerCorazon
    @TigerCorazon 11 місяців тому

    The Chit Show Aquarium!

  • @craigryan6719
    @craigryan6719 11 місяців тому

    15 foot 🤣😂😅🤣😂😅 Now we know what lies he tells Mrs Montaner

  • @dreed7312
    @dreed7312 11 місяців тому +1

    Ok I expected to see at least a 4' snake of some kind, or maybe a stick that big poking out of the water somewhere nearby.

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  11 місяців тому +2

      Did you not see the 15 foot python at the end of the video !

    • @dreed7312
      @dreed7312 11 місяців тому

      @@AlfredMontaner I saw a snake about 3' long!!! 😀

  • @michaelsedway9703
    @michaelsedway9703 8 місяців тому

    Can a dude from Las Vegas come hang out with Alfred for one day

  • @nodayatthebeach
    @nodayatthebeach 11 місяців тому

    I see the snake, at least it sure looks like a snake.

  • @shariland4515
    @shariland4515 11 місяців тому

    LOL! That snake would not hurt you!

  • @downunderfulla6001
    @downunderfulla6001 11 місяців тому +1

    🍺🍺

  • @dianesaumure9729
    @dianesaumure9729 11 місяців тому

    You should bring your baby Cuda a worm

  • @snoopstp4189
    @snoopstp4189 11 місяців тому

    thats like a 3 foot ribbon snake... lol queifer

  • @juliusmiami76
    @juliusmiami76 11 місяців тому

    y va pa ti! 🤣

  • @chrissanders6819
    @chrissanders6819 11 місяців тому

    Run

  • @davidlewis9572
    @davidlewis9572 9 днів тому

    You know those snakes hang out in same area