Seriously Incapable Boaters ! Black Point Marina's Worst Captains ! (Chit Show)
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It never ceases to amaze me with how many incompetent people are out there
U mean in Florida 😂😂
Those type of people love Florida
best part: 2.20 forget the rest whahahahahha
Ol boy in blue at 1:28 has got a beer gut damn
Agreed. When is he due? Looks like triplets.
Ballast😂😂
15:12 EVERYONE ON THEIR PHONES while captain does everything & falls in water. GOOGANS
Please film many unexpected scenes at the marina. I love it
According to the internet (which never has any inaccurate info on it) a GMC Sierra bed is 79.4” long x 71.4” wide x 22.4” deep, and when I check my goesinta tables that comes out to about 73.5 cubic feet, or just under 550 US gallons, minus say 5 gallons per side for wheel wells, and call it about 540 gallons. And at about 10 pounds per gallon for water, the bed starts with about 5400 lb of water in it as they try pulling it up the ramp. No chit man, that’s pretty heavy!
That looks like a Miami car wash at the bout ranp
"bout ranp" That is actually impressive.
I thought Alfred went to France lmbo
I just love this Chit !!!
Thus is some funny chit 😂
That was hilarious!! the guy yelling that's the CHIT SHOW😂😂😂😂
One of your best so far.
FRED&ALFRED AND THE CHIT CHIT!!!!!!
This is the most beautiful footage EVER!!
The alligator could drive the GMC better than that.
9:23 my dude just wanted to get drunk af ! hahah
Water in the bed of the trucks -
Short Bed (5.8 feet): 342.76 gallons = 2,859.64 pounds
Standard Bed (6.6 feet): 391.33 gallons = 3,263.72 pounds
"Niagra falls at blackpoint" lol
Fred is a STAR!!!!!!
My favorite channel right now. Along with wavy boats and Miami boat ramps + few others
Alfred, it looks to be a short box GMC, so that is 62.9 cu. ft. which works out to be 470 gallons of water.
Holy Chit Show! You are makin fans in Alaska!
around 480 gallons in the pickup bed!!
Sounds about right
Water weighs 8lbs per gallon. You think only 60 gallons will fill a truck bed? Lol. Look at a 150 gallon fish tank. You think only 1/2 of one of those will fill a truck bed?
@@eriklarson9137 ?
@@eriklarson9137 i said 480 gallons......
@@carstoniu What would fit in a 8-ft. bed ? Captain Keith Tight lines
8:12 polarized, lens cap Alfred, my friend you can do it! Love the chit show! The polarized lens cap will take it to the next level
I love to see that people bring lawn chairs to the dock😂
Money for boat: $750,000
Money for learning how to operate it: $18 CD
You didn't get the shot? You're fired
I have always been told when you were launching or retrieving a boat to always have your vehicle in four-wheel-drive. That way when you put the vehicle in park, it puts the front and rear axles both in park.
There are people that have no business owning or getting anywhere near a boat.
Start rolling a camera and I might fold under the pressure at the dock! 🤣
I love how corny you are it keeps me coming back lmao
5:08 it's easy to calculate the amount of gallons of water in a square or rectangle container. in inches, L x W x H and divide that figure by 231. I was in the aquarium business for 20+ years of my 50 years alive so I often had to calculate the gallons of water in an aquarium.
they need to install a winch up away from each ramp, would save on wreckers lol
Seems the more expensive the toy, the more ignorant the owner. ☆
Not if, but when Fred munches down on soylent green. 😂
waaaiiit for it....
Is there something about black point that makes it more difficult than a typical launch?
You're watching the water flow oit of the bed, I'm watching it stream out the bottom of both the front and back doors, lol.
This was the best one ever Alfred!!!! We got shit flying everywhere!!! Trucks sinking,boats ramming docks,chicks being chicks,and best of all..... Fred!!!!!! He was drunk bragging hes getting a new truck soon!!! He said the next time some idiot sinks one hes taking over!!!😮😮😮
For that submerged black GMC pickup, you asked how much water would the bed hold - here ya go! 1 cubic foot of water is 7.4 gals. So a truck bed for example GMC Sierra 1500 would be ~6.6x5x2 feet = 66 cubic feet = about 480 gallons of water!
Quick Question Alfred, Why Do all The Towing Companies Leave The Trucks in Gear And Just Drag Them up? Wouldn't Be Easier on the tow if the truck being towed was freewheeling?
You drop it in the drink, that drivers not getting wet to save your driveline lol. That towtruck has no problem dragging a pickup on wet concrete
@Ky_fireman128 Really it's that big of a pain in the ass to open a door let the water drain out for a couple of mins and then put the bitch in neutral
Electric switches and solenoids operate most diffs/transfer cases these days, once they're in salt water for even a little but... they probably won't work.
As a tow truck driver I'll answer this for you its safer to drag the vehicle thus it can't roll away when it gets level or rol backwards if something breaks
Did you see the size of that crocodile I don't think the owner or the driver wants to wade or swim out to that vehicle with him hanging around there
Brilliant..😂😂😂..Thank You.😂😂
If I get boat #3 it will be called the MV Bloop Bloop.
TRULY ENTERTAINING! IT JUST IS !
Wow, but well said "it can happen to any of us". My ebrake won't hold in my 2019 3/4 ton chevy so eventually the "park" paw in my tranny will wear out and down my truck goes. But jeez some of the boat operators are just plain dangerous and destructive.
Depending on bed length it will fill with approximately 540 gallon or 4500lb of water alone. Let alone inside the cab
Alfred, we need to give you a new nickname, Captain Crunch!
Its like Fred knows he is being recorded!!! 😆
I don't think it's the tires. It's the idiots behind the wheel 🤣🤣
@2:17 you’re welcome
Average 1500 truck bed - 95 cubic feet, 695 gallons. Roughly 5800 lbs of water
The flags says it all in this place. Stable geniuses...
Don't worry Alfred fred got the hole shot while you were in the bathroom 😂
It looks like a lot of people don't like their boats to me .
2:42 😂😂😂😂🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
In case of doubt about whether or not alligators are present in the water in Florida….go to the waters edge….touch it and if it feels wet……there are alligators in it….have fun ….swim briskly
No one doubts there are Alligators in Florida.
"Prop Blocked"
a fullsize 8' pickup bed is 77.4 ft3 which would hold 579 gallons. Now you know!
How anyone can sink an entire tow vehicle at a ramp mystifies me. Absolute incompetence with a vehicle. One can only imagine what they're like with a boat.
I could sit there all day with a cooler🎉
How much water in pickup truck bed? Just measure length x width x height in inches, divide the result by 231 cu. in. per gallon and you have your answer.
Heee hee hee I'm still giggling!
🌵🌵💀💀👍👍🌵🌵 LOVE THE CHIT SHOW !!! Thx Bro !!!
"Oh my goodness"
I’m sure absolutely no alcohol was involved involved in any of these 😎
Don't worry Alfred they'll a other in the drink shortly 😂 scary how many inept operators there are out there no shortage of content for you😂
GMC..."GRAB MY CHECKBOOK!"
Fred is looking for a new truck to drive to the beach 🏖️.
tell these boaters about wheel chocks
Crazy!!!!
I THINK ALFRED SHOULD RUN THE RAMP ! ANY PROBLEMS ...🐊 😅
Alfred. Canadian boy loves your shit show down there. That never happens here lol. Btw. Sheet of plywood 6” thick of water is a ton
I just saw your make 99 cents great again hat, buy the way it is written, it reads .99 cents. That just less that a penny
Florida people are crazy...🤪 Never see anything crazy at the boat ramps in the PNW
I wish would make an appearance when those guys fall, you see some real Olympic speed swimmers
These people have nice boats. How can they be so bad at this?
GMC.. CHEVY THE SAME TRUCK JUST DIFFERENT BADGES!!!
i know she into the throttle but if she is that clumsy she should not even be in the area... and dont you have to click it into gear?? so the guy must ot have left it not in neutral locked..
such a nice boat for this to happen too.. poor kid hes just in shock though
2:17 ❤
Hard to believe these all happened that past few months and bathtub Barbie’s kids were cute!!
Insanity at its finest😮
Why do boaters no longer seem to be able to operate their boats?
Looks like a competition between horse power and stupidity to me
All the gear and no idea.
I have never seen anything like this!! What is wrong with these people !!!!!! I'm buying a tow truck and just hang out, Ill be rich in 2 days.
😂Hi Salty
@@4106justme Hello there.
@@saltyran I just saw this come up and thought I'd check it out. Sure is good for a laugh.
GMC making submarines now?
ABSOLUTLEY NO DIFFERENCE CHEVY & GMC!!!
At 15:15, the guy falls in the water, nobody at the helm, props running, they all scatter to the edge to see if he's okay, and one idiot playing on his cell phone. Unbelievable.
How can so many people be so incompetent?
11:30 Do they charge admission? I'm 'gonna come down there with a crew and open a launch & recover franchise.
Alfred, ask Miami Dade what they would do if Fred started towards their diver in the water? Not to be a prick, but would they try to kill it?
Yes they would.
A tongue would Be utilized !!!
two words Docking pole
I guess you don't need a brain to buy a boat in Florida !!!!
Fellow Canadian here 🍁. You're right. All you need is a huge bank account and a dismal sperm count.
missed it! burned pizza.
GMC = Gay Mans Chevy
Holy Chit... Show. 😅
Good place to hang out and buy a pickup truck for cheap!