I love all of the people just sitting on the bank in the grass...chairs, coolers, hanging out and just watching shit go down! That would be me...freakin' awesome!! LMAO
Alfred I think there needs to be tighter restrictions on boating! I’d say 60 % of those maniacs should not be allowed to even play with boats in a bathtub !
There have been proposals to license boaters but the idea gets struck down in office every time. It doesn't bother me as most of these "credit card captains" probably don't even know what a trim tab is or which side is port and starboard...
Don't worry, all these free money and rent moratorium boaters will eventually get tired of working so hard to have fun, these boats will be on the market at decent prices.
If there were restrictions than there would be no chit show.. as long as they are insured kickback and be entertained. Most expensive live show you can watch with out spending your own money...
Imagine being a good and smart boater waiting on all these dummies to practice at a public dock and screw other peoples lives up due to their own inability to learn the basics of backing up with a trailor or stabilizing the boat in prep for loading. As entertaining as it is to watch in the comfort of my home, in reality they mess things up for all the locals much like spring breakers do when they come into town for a weekend party and trash the area with debauchery and crime.
That guy in the pink shirt. That's Donald, the local legend. A comedic genius. He wears neon just to show off and perform while landing. Makes his day.
Thank you for the amazing content !! I have 22 years experience as a commercial Merchant Mariner so for me it’s so hard to watch but I can’t stop. Thanks for the great work !
They don’t a freakin clue about boats. It’s like giving a 3 year old the keys to a race car. No knot knowledge, no brains and too much money! There should be a law against these dip stick drivers.
I love this show, I’ve never seen so many inexperienced boat owners. Hair pin throttling. Love your commentary, love the locals you feature with all their awesomeness. I was in an crazy car accident and this show got me through the bad times. Aloha from Hawaii. Lol🤙🏾
I gagged when that Bayliner Trophy ripped across those poor dude’s outboard motors. This should be in the description that this is how not to be a captain! Thank you for the morning material bud!
3:54 - and I wonder if the two guys in the black Cobalt simply enjoyed getting dunked over and over. They got sloshed and didn't leave the deck area! Then got sloshed again! 😂
oh lawdyyy... u make me laugh so much.. while i never want any harm r injuries 2 the ppl involved i think ur vids r so entertainin'... ifn i keep watchin' 'em i'm afraid i'm gonna have 2 start wearin' a catheter ...mercy so much laughter.. i dunno ifn i git a bigger kick outa wuts happenin' in the camera r ur commentary.. u crack me up 🤣... stay safe & healthy... take care... ♪♫♪
Alfred, that was a real CHIT SHOW today my friend... Several of those people had a loosey-goosey throttle! Haha that was a fun one. Great job Alfred! 👍👏👏✌️
My Mom used to dress me in pink button up shirts in Kindergarten, First, and Second grade... Nothing wrong with it, just back in my day, I got "bullied" over it..
Buddy of mine 25 years ago bought a brand new 25 foot boat fast boat. His dream boat. First time they go out coming back in a little hot he screams at his wife to grab the dock so the boat doesn't smack it and scratch his boat up lol. She gets her hand in between the boat and the dock edge. Broke all the bones straight across her palm. Lots of little bones in there. 2 surgeries later hand never right. Clueless and new boat owner best way to get hurt bad. I know nothing about boats except keep your hands in the boat and let it smack the shit out of the dock lol. That has stood me well over the years.
Oh my gosh Alfred!!! I'm so glad I watched a few videos because now I get it Bro! Living in Michigan, I'm not sure I'll ever make it to the Chit Show but I want too!! For those saying he likes the sound of his own voice... ABSOLUTELY HE DOES!! Thats the point! WAIT FOR IT!! LONG LIVE THE CHIT SHOW!!
greetings from Oregon. We'll be Floridian soon and I better take a weekend watching this sideshow and learn the do's and the don't's. I plan on buying a boat myself in a few yrs and I sure don't want to make those mistakes.
I don't know how people own boats and drive them. I have seen it all too. one man Forgot to untie the boat from the trailer was my favourite. Driving around with the boat in the lake and a trailer underneath of it.
holy shit man. Boat launches are amazing. I'll never forget being a kid and watching all the drunk adults fighting at the boat ramp lmao. Glad to see things are still the same. Do people just buy a boat and never learn how to drive it? It's actually really simple, just a few simple tricks to know and rules to follow and you will be fine.
Great show Alfred! They call them the "Bagliner" for a reason 🤣(Bayliner). Bagliner starts out the Chit Show with a Hatrick, A Tri-Fecta, not one, not two, but THREE insurance claims! OOOO I Love it!! Thanks for all you do Bro -- best Chit Show ever!!
Hello L'Amérique 🥰🥰🥰 Il n'y a jamais de morts après tout ce que je viens de voir ???. Bon ,Fred est là pour nettoyer !!! Mon dieu ,quels plaisirs de venir louer un magnifique bateau sur ce bassin , mais Alfred viendra avec nous 😂😂😂😂
That kid fell in the water trying to get onto the dock and then his sister throws salt into the wound by stepping onto the dock and tying the boat up like a boss. Hahahaha
Absolutely the BEST CHIT SHOW on You Tube!!! Rock on Alfred, we love ya bro!!!!!
I love all of the people just sitting on the bank in the grass...chairs, coolers, hanging out and just watching shit go down! That would be me...freakin' awesome!! LMAO
Alfred I think there needs to be tighter restrictions on boating! I’d say 60 % of those maniacs should not be allowed to even play with boats in a bathtub !
There have been proposals to license boaters but the idea gets struck down in office every time. It doesn't bother me as most of these "credit card captains" probably don't even know what a trim tab is or which side is port and starboard...
Don't worry, all these free money and rent moratorium boaters will eventually get tired of working so hard to have fun, these boats will be on the market at decent prices.
@@largol33t1 Credit Card Captains! lol, stealing that one
If there were restrictions than there would be no chit show.. as long as they are insured kickback and be entertained. Most expensive live show you can watch with out spending your own money...
Imagine being a good and smart boater waiting on all these dummies to practice at a public dock and screw other peoples lives up due to their own inability to learn the basics of backing up with a trailor or stabilizing the boat in prep for loading.
As entertaining as it is to watch in the comfort of my home, in reality they mess things up for all the locals much like spring breakers do when they come into town for a weekend party and trash the area with debauchery and crime.
Alfred is a national treasure. Cuba’s loss, America’s gain. We love you, Alfred!!!
one of the very channels on UA-cam.
Opinions vary…
That guy in the pink shirt. That's Donald, the local legend. A comedic genius.
He wears neon just to show off and perform while landing. Makes his day.
Thank you for the amazing content !! I have 22 years experience as a commercial Merchant Mariner so for me it’s so hard to watch but I can’t stop. Thanks for the great work !
It’s had not to look at car wrecks too😳😂
I think everyone should have a course to operate any boat like a driving test for cars so they know how to operate a boat.
They don’t a freakin clue about boats. It’s like giving a 3 year old the keys to a race car. No knot knowledge, no brains and too much money! There should be a law against these dip stick drivers.
In some states, you have to.
I love this show, I’ve never seen so many inexperienced boat owners. Hair pin throttling. Love your commentary, love the locals you feature with all their awesomeness. I was in an crazy car accident and this show got me through the bad times. Aloha from Hawaii. Lol🤙🏾
President? Wait For It ☺️😂
Great clips...
“Wait for it” … 😂 Alfred, I want a T Shirt that says that
I'd love to have one. Alfred should Trademark the phrase !!
I gagged when that Bayliner Trophy ripped across those poor dude’s outboard motors. This should be in the description that this is how not to be a captain! Thank you for the morning material bud!
Alfred I love your videos at the boat dock, they are hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.
Alfred it was the BEST VIDEO I see. It was GOOD You make a Collection of the best moments!!!
How could you not love this guy he's great😂😆🤣💯😎🙌💙
fun n lively video!
😁😅😂🤣👍
Alfred, omg dude, I laughed so hard on this one.. good stuff, man!
great job bring back some of theses videos what a blast seeing this drinking coffee and watching this on a Sunday is fun
Alfred great stuff, but I have to say it's amazing how many people don't know how to handle a boat, WAAAAIT FOR IT!!!!
I think people get impatient and then it leads to panic.
We all have OH CRAP moments in boating, but I simply recalibrate my approach and restart if needed. 99% of the time non issues at all
My favorite is when people put in neutral and still try to turn or blow out reverse instantly
Haha,I see that every season 😎
3:54 - and I wonder if the two guys in the black Cobalt simply enjoyed getting dunked over and over. They got sloshed and didn't leave the deck area! Then got sloshed again! 😂
Shout to the view up front doing 35 knots, that was cool.
Talk about
More Money than Sense
Unbelievable, keep bringing us them videos tks
Never a dull moment hear. Thank you for the show
oh lawdyyy... u make me laugh so much.. while i never want any harm r injuries 2 the ppl involved i think ur vids r so entertainin'... ifn i keep watchin' 'em i'm afraid i'm gonna have 2 start wearin' a catheter ...mercy so much laughter.. i dunno ifn i git a bigger kick outa wuts happenin' in the camera r ur commentary.. u crack me up 🤣... stay safe & healthy... take care... ♪♫♪
Wtf? Is that English?
You definitely called it at the boat at 7:30 🤣🤣
Alfred, that was a real CHIT SHOW today
my friend...
Several of those people had a loosey-goosey throttle! Haha that was a fun one.
Great job Alfred! 👍👏👏✌️
I expected something else with that title. I was not disappointed.
Omg. Pink shirt 👚 I’ve never laughed so hard in my life 🤣🤣🤣
My Mom used to dress me in pink button up shirts in Kindergarten, First, and Second grade... Nothing wrong with it, just back in my day, I got "bullied" over it..
seriously one of THE best episodes ever!
Such precious moments
Buddy of mine 25 years ago bought a brand new 25 foot boat fast boat. His dream boat. First time they go out coming back in a little hot he screams at his wife to grab the dock so the boat doesn't smack it and scratch his boat up lol. She gets her hand in between the boat and the dock edge. Broke all the bones straight across her palm. Lots of little bones in there. 2 surgeries later hand never right. Clueless and new boat owner best way to get hurt bad. I know nothing about boats except keep your hands in the boat and let it smack the shit out of the dock lol. That has stood me well over the years.
Greatest show on earth
Wow...... Nice Vidio 👌👌
From 8:40 min.: `I am the bridge...`🤣
Use to run a marinna years ago. Most dangerous thing I heard on a daily basis was people telling me that they had been sailing all their life
I love when the captain throttled it the passenger looked right at you 😂😂😂❤
People on the grass watching the "Chit show" best entertainment around LOL keep it up...acere!!
The guy in the bayliner definitely one of the more impressive ones
I've helped many boaters launched & docking ..love the chit show... Wait for it 👍
Oh my gosh Alfred!!! I'm so glad I watched a few videos because now I get it Bro! Living in Michigan, I'm not sure I'll ever make it to the Chit Show but I want too!! For those saying he likes the sound of his own voice... ABSOLUTELY HE DOES!! Thats the point! WAIT FOR IT!! LONG LIVE THE CHIT SHOW!!
Good show.
love that kind of video thanks for sharing
Looove Blackpoint! Thanks, Alfred!
I've subscribed! I haven't laughed so hard for a long time. I'm no expert at the dock but FFS these are good.
King! Always makes my day! Thank you.
One of the best on UA-cam!
Great compilation
senior citizen special, today.
Thanks Alfred. The jerk of the year competition made my day.
Yes one of the best videos yet 😂😂😂😂
greetings from Oregon. We'll be Floridian soon and I better take a weekend watching this sideshow and learn the do's and the don't's. I plan on buying a boat myself in a few yrs and I sure don't want to make those mistakes.
Go on You Tube and they have all the videos you need for free, for Docking, for launching solo, just ask away in that box that you tube provides.
We don’t want you here stay in oregon please
I subscribed this stuff is gold
throttle jockey's are out today this is one of your best Alfred!
HELLO FROM JAY MAINE!! IT'S 26°HERE AND ENJOY THIS PARK BENCH THAT YOU SHOW US ON THE CHIT SHOW!! THANK YOU ALFRED,!!
It does my heart good to see that you included a clip of the one.....the only.....Captain Eli
Blows my mind! Busting up these high dollar boats!
Awesome job Alfred.
I don't know how people own boats and drive them. I have seen it all too. one man Forgot to untie the boat from the trailer was my favourite. Driving around with the boat in the lake and a trailer underneath of it.
Looks like you are having a great time Alfred Montaner lol. Keep the videos coming
2:09 - 2:57 I sure like that colour blue and black bikini on the dock she is sure very helpful
I definitely don’t have a good system down yet for launching my boat but at least I know how to drive a boat
Love how the operators try to play it off while looking around in disbelief like "nobody saw that right?" "My finger slipped."
". . . they're going to use him as a ramp" made me spit my coffee out
Great camera stabilization, whatever you're using it was working in that chop!
holy shit man. Boat launches are amazing. I'll never forget being a kid and watching all the drunk adults fighting at the boat ramp lmao. Glad to see things are still the same. Do people just buy a boat and never learn how to drive it? It's actually really simple, just a few simple tricks to know and rules to follow and you will be fine.
I don't see it too much mainly because my family goes to the ramp before the initial rush at around 10am
People LOVE doing things the hard way.
Candelaaa!!!.Marineros somos y en la mar andamos🤣🤣🤣.Azúcarrr.
WEEEEEELLLCOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE TO THE CHIT SHOOOOWWWWWWW!
It's kind of like the Best of; O no, Anything but this!
That was crazy, the first clip.
Oldies but goodies! The KING OF HAULOVER, the BRONCO BUSTIN’ GURU - ALFRED MONTANER does it again! Amazingness! 👍🏼
People have chairs just hanging out and waiting for it
Great comp Alfred.. Had me rolling😂
I love your show I am from VT great show.
Thanks Alfred
Great show Alfred! They call them the "Bagliner" for a reason 🤣(Bayliner). Bagliner starts out the Chit Show with a Hatrick, A Tri-Fecta, not one, not two, but THREE insurance claims! OOOO I Love it!! Thanks for all you do Bro -- best Chit Show ever!!
And he tried to place the Gayliner on another person's trailer. :)
This is proof enough why I only used the point marina twice and never again.
Great video Alfred 👍
Hi Alfred welcome to the chit show great footage
Alfred today was so funny I could not stop laughing
I hope you became a Captain
Absolutely funny! Thank you for the great content my bro - Kia ora from New Zealand.
This is so funny bro can't stop laughing 🤣🤣😅🤣🤣😅
Hello L'Amérique 🥰🥰🥰
Il n'y a jamais de morts après tout ce que je viens de voir ???.
Bon ,Fred est là pour nettoyer !!!
Mon dieu ,quels plaisirs de venir louer un magnifique bateau sur ce bassin , mais Alfred viendra avec nous 😂😂😂😂
Chit show out of control.
Welcome to the Chit Show 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The Homboys in the water 😂😂😂😂😂
Better than watching people at the mall ! A Great way to spend the afternoon.
Nice recap of 2021
Thank you , Sir
Can't stop lol . welcome to the chit show 😆😆
Spectators come out for the lawn seats. So funny.
That's called "The chit show live" :)
Bro that was a whole pile of chit bunched together , amazing 👍👍😎😎
Let's go alfred! Great stuff buddy
Pink shirt guy at 9:00 was sacrificing himself for the greater good lol 😂
The guy flipping out will be in church next week.
Freeking funny bro! Wow
this should be a "greatest hits chit show" i missed this one 5 months ago....
Boats are beautiful
I am glad I found this account before going there with my Jet Ski. I must be sure you are not there and keep you from seeing some serious shit. JAJA
This park doesn't allow Jet skis anyway, save ya the ride......
Chit show is right ✅
That kid fell in the water trying to get onto the dock and then his sister throws salt into the wound by stepping onto the dock and tying the boat up like a boss. Hahahaha
That's what sisters take pleasure in ! :)
Great job luv ur vids love the one where dude spent 30 min to launch his boat and gave up lol
Cubans are the funniest people when they're upset.
Fredricco is like ……….hmmmm……..lunch is served!
🐊 Fred: "where's lunch!"
😋😂🤣
You brought up a good question, what sex is Fred ? Is it Frederica by chance ?
damn, this thing is hitting boats, maniacs smashing pumpkins