Janis/Jamie, the Little Pig (Dingo Pictures) - Phelous
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
- No one knows what this pig's name is for sure but this is Dingo Pictures' take on Charlotte's Web... or Babe... or I don't know what they were trying to do, and neither did they.
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Am I the only one that actually *likes* when Phelous goes into the back story of these movies
I like it too for some weird reason. It gives us a more complete understanding of just how incompetent these animation companies are
me too
Hola
subscribe to me boo
I’m a nerd who loves it!
@@kimberly6663 So do I.
Definitely not the only one.
I love how "You can't always trust what's on the can" is one of the morals taught in a bootleg cartoon that often tries to pass itself off as a better movie.
Well in a way, it is a better movie. Certainly better than the Spark Plug bootleg of Charlotte's Web.
26:19 No, he turned into a feral hog. Pigs that escape captivity can metamorphos in a matter of months into a state where they can more easily survive in the wild, growing larger tusks, darker, thicker, hairier skin, and becoming more aggressive. This is surprisingly scientifically accurate for Dingo Pictures, color me impressed.
That MUST have been a coincidence, though. I won't believe anything else. There is NO WAY that Dingo Pictures happened to do any research on this specific topic.
the Insane Artist Dingo Pictures being accurate to something? Color me shocked!
+the Insane Artist
Really? Where did you find this out?
Conqueror714 Yeah, I refuse to think otherwise, too! I want to keep my sanity intact...😮
Well maybe these people aren't as dumb as we all think. They may be more self aware than we give them credit for...or at least until their momentary meth rush runs out
So the moral of the story is: Eating other sentient beings is okay, just as long as you can be sure it's not someone you know personally~!
well by the broad definition of sentience yes otherwise every animal that has a sense of taste would be banned for consumption
I think that applies to Pokemon too.
Elsie Not Giving You My Last Name Hey I'm pretty sure they do that in Lion King
Well, most people wouldn't eat their pets.
Nothing in Dingo is sentient
That butchered pig scene had me in tears it's so funny that that was in a children's cartoon
Jack Brearley I know right?!? 😂
Jack Brearley
rewatch the beginning of babe again i seem to remember a definite factory farm being used as the background for the intro credits
Literally, the day after I watched this video, we had pigs feet for breakfast!
Candy Cane Pigs feet? I never heard of having Pigs Feet for breakfast. :3
It was my Mexican mom's idea -_-
Fun fact: the goat is supposed to be a FEMALE too! The duck tell Janis that the work of the goat in the farm is "making milk for cheese" but he's a MALE like the cow...soooo I think the farmer is totally insane and he can't tell the difference between milk and the OTHER thing...gotta love that cheese farmer!
Or you know... women can have very masculine voices too. But I suppose that's inconceivable.
@@HiperPivociarz Sorry what???
@@HiperPivociarz you're not being serious, are you?
@@Konig141 I know the characters are voiced by men, but like I said, it's okay for female characters to have male voice actors.
@@HiperPivociarz Imagine being offended at criticism for a shitty Dingo movie, lmaooo.
I'll never get tired of freeze framing characters as they blink and then slowly zooming in on them looking smug / seductive / deceased
MrBrassBalls also many Dingo movies cut their butts off in the edge of the screen.
This is by far the weirdest Dingo cartoon. When I saw that "dead cut off pig heads that look like Jamie/Janis mother" scene I was like "W-T-F...really Dingo??"
To be fair a dying pig's squeal is the most lovely sound in the world.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 it signals the sound of coming bacon!
I didn't. I just laughed because I knew it became a meme by now. Considering a bunch of hooves were haphazardly thrown on a table with a pig head, I'm just confused.
It's scary how well CD-I Link fits in.
The resolution is up to debate as to which is better looking.
U could put all the cdi characters in this and they would work
The Zelda CDi characters are way too animated to be Dingo characters.
@@syafiqjabar the Nintendo CDi games are gold compared to Dingo Pictures
I don't know why Marvel gets all this praise for establishing a connected universe that all their movies take place in. Dingo beat them to the punch in that area years ago.
There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkably poorly animated characters...
@Harsh Sidhu Harsh Sidhu *Plays avengers theme on a really shitty recorder getting most of the notes wrong*
@@python1972 *but it's actually the wabuu song featuring wabuu's German voice actor, the east-west kid, Armin drogat, and Phelous's wabuu.*
@@trickstercj4366 wait are you tleling me that Armin Drogat ISN'T voicing Wabuu in Phelous' reviews???
The Wabuu Cinematic Universe.
No.
THE WABUUNIVERSE!
Well in Dingo's (very small) defense, Paramount and Nickelodeon did the movie "Barnyard" with the male cow, Otis, who had udders like a female.
Then it doesn't make any sense there either.
No, Otis is just canonically trans lol
Yeah, but here's the thing: Barnyard was an actual MOVIE.
There are actually reports of cattle irl having both Male and female genitals, so it’s not too far fetched
@@ezrastardust3124
I hate to break this to you, but udders aren't genitals.
Did you see the sign in the back of the sausages? It reads: "Der Inhalt einer Leberworscht bleibt für immer unerforscht." Meaning: "The incredients of a liver sausage will stay undiscovered." Maybe there aren't any pigs in it :-D
@Alcoon Slambag Huh?
Wait a minute. That was also the last line of Dalmatian 3.
Was that a deliberate callback?
Why?
That sounds like a tagline for a slasher movie. Or for something like _Sweeney Todd._
@@rogue7723 You know the original title of Texas Chainsaw Massacre was going to be Headcheese?
@@TheDeldiz I did not know that.
"I've played Doom, Gears of War, Dead Space and Dying Light, but none of that could prepare me for the graphic imagery of Dingo Picture's Janis slide puzzles and flood-fill pictures. They truly are the cutting edge of goresploitation and a symbol of how far we've fallen as a society." -Gamestop
"10/10" - IGN
arbiter11171 Great joke. 9/10. Dingo doesn't make the games in those "games" That's Phoenix Games
I would ask why one of the bonus cartoons is a Anti-Nazi short in a "kids movie" but it's not worth question Dingo Pictures anymore.
Would you prefer it be Pro-Nazi?
At least Daffy Duck was an agent out to get Hitler, meanwhile Donald Duck worked in a Nazi factory and saluted Hitler's picture!
ToucanLDM Honestly, I'm surprised a Daffy Duck short got into the public domain. I would have thought Warner would want to keep all the Looney Tunes material.
arbiter11171 But that was revealed to be a nightmare at the end of the short.
Shockingly enough, I find it to be one of the better propaganda cartoons from that era, but it still heavily dates itself with it being a WWII propaganda cartoon.
Okay, so I thought the names of Janis' siblings sounded familiar (Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch); they're taken from a British band that were around in the 1960's and apparently some of their songs were big hits in Germany. Dingo's dubbing crew just made a referential gag which I'd normally smile at, but it's so rare for them to do that it just ended up throwing me off for a bit and asking more questions.
They also performed the song 'Hold Tight', which was famously added to the Death Proof soundtrack.
Eats food meant for the dog that contains pork
Calls dog a cannibal
*LOGIC :D*
You’re mock scenes are just bliss and are way better than the actual animations because of how on point the lip syncing is.
That in a way makes it not as accurate. If he really wants to satirize Dingo, he should probably make their mouths move out of synch. I still love Wabuu's sociopathy though. XD
So in one movie we had bestiality, pedophilia, cannibalism and fellatio? This is one great movie.
Idarak1 bestiality? where was that in the film?
Animal Farm was Stalin, fam.
How is breastfeeding fellatio?
No, that's the Russian Revolution. I should know; I was forced to do three book reports on it for my high school summer vacations consecutively.
Don't you love Dingo?
24:02 Wait, how many legs does that dead pig supposedly have? (begins counting) Holy crap! There's like 9 to 10 legs on that table! This is starting to remind me of fatalities from the classic Mortal Kombats where, upon death, at least 3 rib cages and 5 femurs would fly out of the victim's body!
it wasn't just his legs
I was counting every hoof I saw on that table, of which there are a lot. Hell, I didn't even count the hooves that were on the other side of that pig...
Crimson Trax I think it was just for presentation purposes but frankly I never saw this in a butcher shop... And I'm also a butcher (technically I never worked as one) but even in school I was never asked to put a whole pig head and hooves on display(we selled what we learned to do😉)
Of course it's my perspective as a French Canadian we don't do things like in Europe because our laws about hygiene seems different.
Crimson Trax
I counted eighteen feet on that pig.
Janis loses... FATALITY !!
I used to work at a public farm and I overheard so many parents tell their kids that the cows with horns were bulls because of the horns on their head, ignoring their udders. Now those kids will grow up to animate anatomically female cows with male voices and my apathy was the cause. Muhahahahaha.
Are you now an executive for Dingo?
I hate when I'm at the zoo and I hear parents tell their kids incorrect information! Like calling a chimp a monkey or a small animal a baby, even though it is full size.
@@dancepiglover I hate that too >:( but I feel too nervous to actually correct anyone.
@@dancepiglover I mean I thought given cats milk and ducks bread was a good idea growing up but that turned out to be false too😅
Not that Dingo Pictures are masterful story tellers, or have shown any talent in the past, but I honestly could not make out any sort of narrative in this film! It's just a collage of words, colours and noises. At least The Hunchback of Notre Dame was an adaptation (just), and the Countryside Bears was an anthology of three seperate short stories (to some extent); but this has no structure!
KaitekinaCloud I feel like eating ice cream with cockroaches and fire water on top...
+homesponge While singing the Hokey Pokey and wearing underwear on your head just for sanity's sake!
It seems like a rip off of Charlotte's web without Charlotte.
That's the 'standard' I guess with their original ideas, more words, colours and noises...less story than their adaptations of other peoples works.
"Stick to the rules! Everything is allowed!"
So... no rules.
What about the rule against rules?
Then the dog goes on about rules that must be followed
Well it's not like anything else in this stupid thing makes any sense
As is Uuuuuuuuuuuusal for Dingo, nobody is clear if is this an ill-delivered joke or just nonsense
"LAWS ARE ILLEGAL!!!" -Judge from Xavier Renegade Angel
So in this film the main character gets tricked into giving a bull a blowjob, unwittingly commits cannibalism, witnesses a bunch of murders and winds up in a pedophilic relationship with an elderly recluse? why can't more children's movies be like this?
Well to admit the Bull part was just a mistake by Phelous (female cows can have horns) that is a common mistake. The rest? Yeah SUPER dark. Most Kids movies when they go to dark territory at least hide or dress things up. The only way they could have made this darker is to actually SHOW a pig getting its head lopped off.
I said it was a bull because of the male voice, not the horns.
Ohhh! I am sorry Phelan. My mistake.
"If You Give a Bull a Blowjob" was the worst sequel to "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie".
@@phelous tbh the male voice might be a dub mistake by dingo or east west
I never thought that Dingo Pictures would get worse and worse the more I see their films, but that bull with 'udders' asking Janis/Jamie to have a drink of it's 'milk' just hit a new low for me.
Seriously, how does Dingo Pictures get this so horribly wrong?
Stupidity or incompetence? You decide.
Maybe both? Just a guess.
That is a dangerous combination.
Quite!
Rich Walk Incompetence I think, this was (probably, no way to be sure) a cow not a bull... 😮
The WWII Looney Tunes short on the DVD is kinda weird, but it suddenly makes more sense when you realize that this entire movie can easily be interpreted as a metaphor for the Holocaust. It's not that hard to notice, the dog is an allegory for Adolf Hitler, the other farm animals being the Nazi party, and the pigs are a stand-in for the Jews (which ironically don't like pork), with Janis/Jamie representing any Jew that managed to escape the Nazi regime.
Also the fact that the rooster was French and was crowing in the French way "Cocorico" as opposed to "Cockadoodle Doo" and the dog chewed him out for it, considering Hitler absolutely HATED the French. Suddenly you realize this movie is a LOT more disturbing when you put those metaphors into place.
And then Janis makes no attempt to save the other pigs.
And Alex the dog is allowed to stay in power.
And Janis abandons her family to get chopped up and eaten.
Want to hear more?
That short was actually on the Winky DVD, not the Jamie/Janis one.
But hey, that's just a theory!A Barely Animated Theory!
Thanks for watching!
Conqueror714
And yeah, maybe the cow represents the homosexuals. Given that the chickens, goats, and cattle are only slightly less certain to be sold to their doom than the pigs, they must be the Nazi’s conquered populations or other people they hate.
Somehow, there are more holocaust references than in Chicken Run, a movie that was also a pseudo concentration camp escape. Wait, what does Grandpa Pig represent? A fugitive of the Nazis?
MY GOD. Poor Phelous is going grey...I wonder if those tufts of white in his hair first sprouted when he watched Lion & the King - or Beauty & the Beast? Do we blame Dingo or Good Times for chopping years off his life?
Wait, you said that and I now notice it
That nurse is a quack
A Red Spark At least she didn't sound like a fucking ambulance this time around...
DJ Ninja
But she's still called "the ambulance duck"
So she injects people with quicksilver up their crotch? And yes, my odd comment is actually connected to the origin of the term "quack."
Genius
@Alcoon Slambag Yes...ty for noticing. :P
The WCU (Wabuu Cinematic Universe).
Chris Gore
They beat Marvel to the punch twice over.
Please tell us you're going to review Cat on Boots, Nice Cats, The Adventures of the Dalmatians and Alladin sometime.
The Random El Duderino Wait...Alladin?
How about "Hercules and Xena battle for mount Olympus"
+Chihiro K
That's what the DVD was named.
The Random El Duderino That is wonderful. Lol.
I'm pretty sure he already reviewed Alladin.
Fun fact: when domestic pigs escape they grow hair and tusks, that takes months though.
Actually domesticated pigs will go through some enormous transformations when they get into wild. They'll get hairier, grow tusks and their skulls change shape (for better digging). I takes few months, not days.. but Dingo should get some credit.
"That could be 40%...of...Janis!" Is my favourite underrsted Dingo line
I love how he pronounces “Das Schweinchenbaby” 😂 it’s really quite accurate
12:43 The "owl alarm" is LITERALLY the vampire scream from Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines.
23:59 For everyone interested about what's written there:
"The content of
a
liver sausage
stays
forever
unexplored"
You know? For kids! (this was definitely made in cooperation with PETA to turn children into vegetarians)
You'd think the contents of a LIVER sausage would be fairly well-known.
Also, yeah, the shock imagery seems right up PETA's alley.
You'd think that, yeah.
Not enough blood for PETA though.
Wasn't that the ending line from one of Dingo's other movies? Is that a running joke now?
Yep, "Dalmatians 3".
Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde The content of a Dingo Picture film remains forever unexplored.
I actually think the French crowing joke was kinda funny, since "Cocorico" is the French way of interpreting the sound a rooster makes.
Holy crap. Whenever you imitate the animals you actually put EFFORT into lip synching so your version of the story looks more authentic than the actual story.
Respect. Glad I have just now discovered you!
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich, was a 60's pop band.
Soap Babes TV Wasn't that the same band that played a music in Grindhouse movie?
Srsly? That's a convenient slip-up 👌🏽
Soap Babes TV oh wow
And then Janis.
GOD DAMN IT, DINGO.
Does that mean Janis is then named after Janis Joplin? I never expected Dingo films to have hidden references to 60's rock music.
I bet Phelan now and then wakes up in the middle of night to scream "DINGO PICTUREEEES!" and then passes out
Assiman nailed it!
Assiman hmmm even if this is a joke it's not Done.
KingMYGOD!! Omg I'm The Wabuu on Pokémon Showdown, & now we have you so.... we're getting the Dingo Pictures Justice League together!! (or Suicide Squad, more likely! 🤣) TO SHITINESS & BEYOND!!✊🏽👊🏼👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
No I am the Wabuu!!!
Wabuu well, this is AWKWARD 🙈
Your pain brings me great happiness on an otherwise dreary day. Thank you for suffering for our enjoyment, Phelous.
I really, really don't know why, but Dingo Pictures films make me feel nausea. I'm not joking or saying that to be insulting; watching them literally feels like drinking a glass of skim milk that's been sitting out for several hours on a hot day. They just feel dingy and icky.
Maybe it's the odd coloring, poor, choppy, and repetitive animation, the annoying voice acting, or the fact that these movies have no clear structure or narrative, making them hard to follow.
I can imagine one of the really questionable ones (run out of someone's borderline condemned home by someone who just puts the kids in a room and barely has anything to do with them) sticking these in their run down DVD player in hopes of keeping them occupied for awhile.
I think a big part of their issue is that they're trying to translate their movies into English and don't seen to really understand the language. It's like writing something then using one of those automatic translators on it.
Several years ago I got some e-mails in Spanish and tried using a program to translate them into English and the result was much like this. :)
Yeah it sucks being poor.... #ghettodaycare
I think it's perfectly normal to feel nauseous when you see people committing such heinous scams 💸💸💸👿
I feel the same way.. I actually lose my appetite watching this shit.. Dingo Picture films are so bad, they're disgusting.. Why did they continue to make movies after their first one? Why even make the first one public? Didn't they themselves see just how bad the quality of everything was?
I just said this on your site but I'm also putting it here because this is so baffling that I want everyone to know.
I actually recognized that odd owl sound effect at 12:43 from another movie.
"Death Bed: The Bed That Eats".
Also Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines, where it's used as... wolf howl
His t-shirt is so adorable.
TeeTurtle.
Any plans to follow up last year's Hunchback trilogy reviews with an Anastasia trilogy?
-The Secret of Anastasia
-Golden Films's Anastasia
-Dingo Pictures's Anastasia
[yes, just like the Hunchback ripoffs xD]
MrXemnas1992 According to his Twitter, he is doing "The Secret of Anastasia."
Oh hell yeah that movie's awful, I can't wait! xD (Thought the main song in it was decent though)
YES!
Ask and ye shall receive.
I want Dingo to make a ripoff of Neon Genesis Evangelion.
ecojosh1 Absolutely yes.
Just watch the last two episodes
No, the ending of that was messed up enough!
i rather like dingo riping off zootopia with wabuu in it
Why!? It's bad enough already with that ending! You really wanna descend into madness!!
7:42 Well, I know "Gallic" is in reference to him being French (cf. Gaul/Gallia), but all I could find on "munchel" was a jewelry store in Florida, so idunno.
I think he was saying “crazy Gallic much-all.” A much-all being like a busybody.
@@andrewollmann304 I think he said macho. A macho being someone who acts stereotypically masculine, I think?
I'm a simple man. I see a Phelous review of a Dingo Pictures movie from my subscription feed and I instantly click on it.
The "joke" around the cock crowing in French is probably quite funny in German as I guess it's bases of how different languages say animals make noise. A similar joke could be a Dutch cow constantly trying to scare people as while most languages write the cow noise as moa or something in Dutch it's "boe", which is also the noise you make loudly if you try to startle someone.
2:06 Winky's adventure got wet in the rain.. it's completely useless now..
Ham N. Cheese HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ham N. Cheese MAH GAWD!
And look at all of this mud Janis is splashing in! It's WET!!! She's completely USELESS now!!!
NyEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Most of these memes that Phelous forced, are soo stupid...
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE.
Also don't you mean it got wet in the *wind*?
And the wind must ...
BEEE DIIAMONDS!
24:03 Yeah, this is the point where this is confirmed to be a German production. They have... different standards as far as children's entertainment when it comes to this sort of thing.
Ysera Considering that this country originated children's fables like the krampus and that thing that cuts your thumbs off if you suck on them, I'm not really all that surprised.
I find strange (though "strange" is putting it lightly) how they have no problems with showing what happens in a slaughterhouse in a cartoon but then they feel the need to censor and add sound effects in their dub of the 1990 TMNT movie.
so is aminal soccer world going to be the big final? because all of these characters have a camio in that movie.
(oh and a new resident evile movie is comming out, isnt that just fantastic)
Rik Peek (Nooo)
Chihiro K 'heheheheheee'
Didn't he already do Animal Soccer World? Or maybe that was Jontron or ProJared?
***** the only person that i know who reviewed it is cr1tical.
"I need to lie down" "YES, he was fishing for deals with a cinder block" "Where did we go wrong in society for this to happen"
I'm studing animation for less than 3 months now and every single animation anyone in my class created was better than Dingos movies.
As a German I have to say: The German title is extremly stupid and nobody in it's right mind would use "Schweinchen" and "Baby" in conjunction. Nobody.
Btw, loved your shirt!
Why not? Would it be redundant?
Sorry, I've been learning German for a bit so I wanna know this.
@@UsagiNintendoGirl Exactly. 'Schweinchen' already implements that it's a piglet or at least a little pig, so 'Baby' is redundant. '-chen' as a suffix is used to show that a thing is small or cute, so in most animals it's carries the meaning of 'baby animal'
@@RocketJo86 So basically the German title is "Janis the Baby Piglet" then?
@@AztecCroc exactly
@@AztecCroc just WOW😅
The thing next to the sausages looks like A TOMBSTONE! They managed to make sausages haunting. Janis never even tried to save the other pigs she was taken to the slaughter house with, not just all the other pigs in the pen.
P is for Planet for where we start
I is for Intelligence which is what we gain
G is for Galaxy for that's what we conquer
PIG IS LIFE
Uh, Phelous, you mean the old, creepy man watched the little girl get dirty...
...Come to think of it, that doesn't sound much better...
There's no way you can make the scene sound not questionable
This Dingo movie feels mean-spirited in places
It's incredibly unsettling with the murder, pedophilia, and cannibalism vibes it gives off.
@@ryanc5572 Apparently Pro Gamer Moves too.
The cow had a female voice in the german dub.
The german dubs got a lot more voice actors than the english dubs.
My guess is that just a handful of the german va felt confident enough to speak english.
That's why there were so many brawny guys with female voices and Cowlonell Pimpers.
why is the owl screeching the air raid siren from silent hill?
23:59 "The contents of a liver sausage will always be a mystery" Guess that was some sort of in-joke at Dingo Pictures...
Someone else commented that it was a variation on a well known German phrase, but I wouldn't know anything about that.
I actually like how Hobo Pig is wearing traditional Bavarian clothes.
You can run Phelous,but you cannot hide!
Animal Soccer World will eventually get you!
*Maniacal Laughter in G Minor*
Animal Soccer World is too god-awful for even Phelous to review. It's like the "Five Across the Eyes" of animation, and this is more like Thankskilling or The Room.
I actually like it when you tell us background shit about the movies/copies you review. Don't ever change, Phelous.
You don't know how long I've been waiting for a new Dingo video. Actually, yeah, since the last one.
MudchopX Same here
YES! Thank you so much
I'm german and the way you said the title cracked me up xD
Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde Oh no. Get better. Don't die. That's a health hazard.
+Chihiro K Thank you very much :)
Dr. Jekyll / Mr. Hyde 😊🙃
+OdjectShowFan13 Get well soon :c
It's alright. Hyde tried to kill it with one of his comedic antics but failed, now I'm drinking some nice rat poison that changed color after pouring it into a glas, so it's safe to consume.
12:20 Hey, if Paramount and Nickelodeon couldn't figure out that the udders go on the female cows when they made Barnyard, can you really expect Dingo pictures to realize it with one of their films?
At least that show didn't have calves drink from their "udders".
No, but it did have the "udders" of one being forcibly milked with an automatic milking machine until he passed out.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Thanks for the nightmares.
lol. You're welcome! ;) Happy to be of service.
I'll make sure to hired you again, when i'm feeling too happy.
Phelous, can you use the embarrassing over-the-shoulder Wabuu image from Pocahantos in your next Dingos Pictures review? That awful rendition of Wabuu needs more love. ;P
Missed an opportunity to put the wah wah music over the pig body parts.
🍖🥓🥓🌭
@Alcoon Slambag calm down
I take it some people have been calling Phelous an SJW
It's like Godwin's law, the longer an internet argument goes on the larger the chance that someone gets called an SJW
TheNotoriousMrNever It's like we can never escape that bs.
TheNotoriousMrNever and he's pretty far from it.
i have yet to see phelous do anything like the regressives that fall under that label. Most likely he was visited by the other extreme who see cucks and SJWs everywhere.
welp. just a reminder to stay alert and NOT become what you hate.
wouldn't surprise me, he isn't exactly wrong about people not knowing what one is anymore 😏
I finally looked up the words "gallic" and "muchel" just to figure out wtf the dog was calling the rooster lol "Gallic" is a synonym for "French" and "muchel" is apparently just a weird alternative to the word "much" (Not even fully sure what other meanings it could possibly have given that the freedictionary page for it is scant to say the very least)
So yea, the dog was basically just insulting the rooster for being French (again) only with gibberish-sounding vocabulary XD Still no idea how "crazy gallic muchel" a.k.a "crazy French much" is supposed to be even remotely grammatically accurate, but then again, this IS Dingo Pictures after all
Are you sure he didn't just say "macho" and not muchel, whatever that is?
I literally just found out “Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich” was the name of an English rock band in the 60s That is a really random reference.
Just find it hilarious imagining grandma's in a video store seeing this knowing their grandchilds coming to visit for a weekend, thinking 'oh its got happy smiling pigs on the front in a happy farm, this will entertain them", only for her to put it on while the kids are sat watching, grandma falls asleep, and wakes up just when the dismembered bodies of sentient pigs is being shown in full display.
You know it's a good day when Phelous uploads a new Dingo Pictures review.
Has Dingo Pictures ever released a cartoon about an actual dingo?
No, but they did do their own version of Balto. And it super sucks.
Saying that something of Dingo Pictures sucks is like saying that the sky is blue.
Browned 79
Instead of a dingo eating a baby, it's Dingo Pictures eating children's brains.
From their website, the filename for one of their gopher characters is "dingo.gif"
*****
_That's_ a dingo? Jesus, it's like they never seen a dingo in their life.
Clicked so fast I broke my finger
I hope you can find a new one to replace it soon.
+Jessika Smith
I doubt that will ever happen. Human flesh is 70% water, so that means our thumbs are all wet! They're completely useless now!
Mark Cobuzzi But that would mean... we're _all_ completely useless!
+Jessika Smith
What are you sa...
*has sudden existential crisis brought on by Good Times Entertainment's "Beauty and the Beast"*
You mean...
*2001 Space Odyssey soundtrack plays*
you mean that all life on Earth as we know it is... completely...
*two notes from the score play*
Use-less?!?!?! Oh... My... God... what the f...
*turns into the embryonic star child upon, discovering the ultimate truth of human existence as the music keeps playing*
"Most of the characters in this film are sooooooooo shtoopid!!!" - Wabuu
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich were a British pop/rock group of the 1960s
Christ almighty how the fuck are these getting darker? How is this more fucked up than the Hunchback one!? Also I love the *lack of* story going on, that just makes the dark stuff more fucked up! At least Hunchback was dark for actually following some of the source material. ; _ ;
The way he pronounced "schweichen Baby" made me laugh so hard i had to watch it three times and post a comment about it. Made my day
That's what you get with a dummy who doesn't know German, heh.
Loved it. Please read all the german titles of these ridiculous movies it would make me so happy
"oh no beta" might be the best joke you've ever made
I'm hoping that he'll someday review the Dingo version of Balto. (Yes, that's a thing.)
srbarkerchan I found the Balto film more bareable than some of the others.
Aly Yes.
srbarkerchan He will. As far as film reviewers go, he seems to have a monopoly on Dingo Pictures.
NEJ, KOMO! NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJ!
Balto?
Dear gods, tell me it's not true.
So, I just had surgery and I think I might have ripped my stitches from laughing too hard at the ass-plosion scene at around 16:00
Phelous had way too much fun editing this abomination from our favorite mockbuster "animation" studio! I had way too much fun watching this review, nice job!!
6:11 in the original hunchback novel Djali was put on the witness stand because it was not uncommon for animals to be accused of witchcraft
(Edit: they were also going to hang Djali
i love looking at all his ghostsbusters stuff in the background
Naming Janis's brothers after a semi-obscure British Invasion band is the only joke Dingo Pictures has ever made.
Never have I clicked on a video so fast! I love these dingo reviews!!
Nice shirt! But Sub Zero should've bought that transparent ice cream instead. That stuff is extra tasty.
“You guys gotta try this!!”
CANCELLED.
Actually Phelous domestic pigs have been know to grow those tusks should they be set free to the wild.
Oh no you just got 'Actuallyed' by some random youtube commenter you must be ashamed.
I love how the DVD mentioned that Jamie/Janis is a boy and yet in the thing (I refuse to call it a cartoon or a movie), she is voiced by a female and another character says she'll go to a farm and make piglets.
I don't even think EastWest actually watches the crap they put on DVD.
I mean....the cow (which is voiced by a male) has udders. So....it’s not like there’s not precedent.
Female cows can have horns, but..... that cow's voice definitely sounds like a guy's.....
Every time I see one of these Dingo Pictures efforts, I keep thinking of a low-rent Tom Snyder Productions/Soup2Nuts (the guys who made Dr. Katz, Science Court and Home Movies). At least those guys had better writing/voice acting.
You hated when owls did that. but then you did it yourself...
I KNEW PHELOUS WAS AN OWL!
I'm not sure why the germans did a Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick and Titch joke, given this was the nineties, but I weirdly appreciate it.
I still have fun thinking of an alternate universe where Disney was just a bearly alive company, until the massively successful Dingo starting making blockbusters based on Disney's shit. A universe where Waboo is the most recognized cartoon character in the world.
omg! i've been looking for this movie in swedish for ages. My grandma gave it to me and my brother when we were kids and i have vauge memories of it. Although i thought my small childs brain remembered it as scarier than it was, but holy shit. Just as i remember. NIGHTMARE FUEL! my mom never let me watch it cus i was too scared lmao
I can kind of see why someone would misinterpret this as "Jamie". At 1:01, the letters "N" and "S" look really ambiguous. If you only saw this title for a few seconds and had 10 minutes to make box art, you might make this mistake.
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich were a British pop/rock group in the 1960s which Janis/Jamie's siblings are named after.
and was famously used in Death Proof for when Kurt Russel shows how his car is...Death Proof.
The flying Oro joke was so damn meta it's hilarious
“SCIENCE!”
-Oro
YEE
Oh god the thumbnail already. Also umh... is that bonus cartoon on the German disc too? I'm pretty sure that would be banned for being completely out of context...