The Cat On Boots (Dingo Pictures) - Phelous
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
- Dingo Pictures totally never made Puss in Boots, they made a completely different tale about a cat in boots who threatens people so his master can steal a castle.
Also I'd like to thank Saberspark for giving me a plug in his Dingo video:
• What the HELL is Dingo...
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When Wabuu is concerned about your well-being, you know there's something is really wrong with you.
I was taken aback too! 🤯
Yeah, and it's damn near impossible to get Wabuu to care about anyone else... apart from Lucy, I guess.
Fire nun: Wabuu acting nice? That's in-believable!
@@dragonempress8367 We must catch him, in immediately!!!
FOR YOU
This is your cat.
This is your cat on boots.
Any questions?
Can I put my cat IN the boots?
What does my dog on boots look like?
Why is the sky blue?
@@smileitsjustagame2937 Boots are a helluva footwear.
that was the cutest thing ever and I needed it.
I'm amazed at the consistency Dingo has with their weird inflections, bad grammar and usage of the word rubbish between all these movies.
Because they probably voiced them all in one day.
And the weird level of mild cursing.
It's Dingo's auteur mark. "Rubbish" is to Dingo as the n word is to Tarantino.
I'm surprised they never improve on anything despite criticism. What a mysterious company.
me too
Finland got the best Dingo quality. No wonder they rank it one of the happiest countries in the world. We have found the source of that happiness.
heeheeheeheeheehee...
That must be it! I mean, I never saw a Dingo movie in my life before I found Phelous, but still!
TORILLE!
I thought it was Denmark that is the happiest.
"Ah! Rubbish!"
@@LadyCoyKoi Unfortunately in recent years we've lost that title to Finland, but worry not; we shall not give in until Denmark can legally sue Disney for their "happiest place on earth" slogan!
As someone who has owned a cat, Phelous, you should know that it is perfectly normal to expect death threats from them.
and indeed 'i'll turn you into a hat' if you own a talkative one like bengals/siamese etc
Saberspark considered you a brave soul' for reviewing about every Dingo movie in his video recently.
I’m so glad you told him 😊
@jbiehlable 👍
Yeah i have worst day on april
DOWN WITH HIM EMINENTLY
Random fun fact: Seeing white mice is the German equivalent of seeing pink elephants. I guess those were rare in the medival times lol
That’s what I’d guessed. It sounds like that sort of idiom. And I’m pretty sure white mice are artificially bred, so them not being around in the past (other than the rare albino) makes sense, too.
@@erickpoorbaugh6728 Ok I wasnt sure of that.
I can't wait for 'Beauty Next To The Beast'
Or Alice Near Wonderland
Or Alladin with the Wonder Lamp.
Or Snow White with the seven dwarves
Or Lion and the...
oh wait.
Old man beside wonderland
Ahaha!!!! That may have been the ONE good Dingo joke.
"I am the most powerful man!!... in the area..."
Personally my pick for unironic best Dingo joke would be from Anastasia:
Gender-bent Anastasia: Why don't you trust me? You've known me my whole life!
Merchant: Exactly.
That's modest of him.
“The most powerful man… in the area” has Jeremy Clarkson energy to it.
The original Dingo voices are back! MYGOD!
i was honestly so glad to hear them because the way they talk with terrible grammar in an american accent is so much funnier than some kid who clearly does not speak english as a first language
I had to do a double take because it’s been so long since we heard the original voices that my mind was used to being assaulted by the East West dub
For you
@@memethyst Yep… really AMA-ZED. 🤣 I already know it’s supposed to be worded as “amazing”, I just think the terrible grammar is really funny. I’m not correcting anyone on it, by the way.
*Pushes up glasses* Um, ACTUALLY Phelous. Those partridges were in Dingo’s Anastasia.
Clearly these movies have destroyed your brain.
Oops, I forgot the most important character!
@@phelous *Partridge:* The _GREATEST_ Dingo Pictures Character!
The Cat on Boots predated Anastasia by one year.
@@phelous You just got ACTUALLLYED!
AT Productions Ali Baba and the Gold Raiders isn't from Dingo Pictures.
Oh yeah the Mister King thingy? It is pretty common in German childs media for a King to be refered to as "Herr König" by servants, using "Herr" in the sense of Lord or Master. It is redundant but I guess it helps children percieve the king as an authority figure compared to other characters. So mister is just the terribly nonsensical translation to that.
Accurate.
Ohhh, so a more natural translation would be something like "Your Majesty"?
@@alexandermariagernielsen8780 more or less.
Or “My lord the king.”
Interestingly, US presidents are addressed as “Mr. President” (and many other officials also follow this pattern), but that was chosen in a deliberate effort to NOT sound aristocratic, so it’s the exact opposite of how you want to address a king (unless you’re deliberately trying to denigrate the institution of monarchy).
Honestly, that shoemakers reaction to hearing that he was making boots for a cat is probably the single best piece of acting I've seen in any of these Dingo movies.
I don't know if I can handle a movie about a cat and shoes if it doesn't have a weird princess singing "Tra-la-la-la-la".
Lulu Calliope And a high William Shatner? You don’t have to suffer alone
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@@MangleFoxy Some people laugh, others need an explanation. Go check out Phelous' "Puss 'n' Boots" review; it's a crossover with Allison(Obscurus Lupa) and Brad(Cinema Snob)
Lulu Calliope I understood that reference 😅
Kind of Hot princess too~✨
I can't believe Dreamworks ripped this movie off
Yea truu
Most of this comment is true
Nope. I think "Puss in Boots" was taken from a public-domain story books, and Cat on Boots was take on its first place.
I can't believe how cliché this joke is
Super Pokemon Bros. I can't believe how nobody cares
The Cat on Boots sounds like the name of a YT channel where said cat reviews different boot brands.
I wouldn't mind seeing that.
🤣I would watch it
My country is best known for HD Dingo releases. This is why we're all grumpy and drunk.
I thought you was known for Simo Hayaha (sp?)?
@@dubuyajay9964 *Häyhä. yeah he's the other thing but that was a while ago. x3
makes sense
@@dubuyajay9964 what
@@tinycrimester what does that mean
The real Dingo Pictures was the friends we made along the way.
More like enemies!
the real friends we made on the way were the friends we made on the way.
Dingo has no friends.
I don't know. I think we should be enemies.
That is sooooo stooopeeeed-wabuu
The return of a FARMER named FARMER. HA HA HA, brilliant.
There are people with the last name Farmer, which generally means they are descended from a farmer who took the name Farmer. This is that man.
EH!
Yep. Not to mention the improper grammar is used sometimes in the film, like “I suppose I’m supposed…” To that, I react with “Wait, what?”
Herr Bauer! That’s Mister (or possibly Lord) Farmer in German.
*crosses my fingers hoping its the normal dingo cast*
*Jumps for joy thats it not the dutch man and son*
& let’s not forget the little bro! There were def two kids there, at least in dingos Aladin.... ah the fruits of child labor!!
Let’s rank Dingo villains:
1. Rasputin - he’s just a blast to watch. He’s super memetic and quotable, incomprehensible, has a hilariously hideous design, he killed the Romanovs with cartoon bomb, has a hilarious death and he’s probably the most proactive and hands-on Dingo villain ever. A+ Baddie!
2. Frollo - textbook phony Christian, he has hilarious voice and design and has the funniest death out of the lot. Plus, like Rasputin, he’s very quotable.
3. Argh - He doesn’t do much and is largely inconsequential to the plot, but I like his design and how dark the movie gets when he and his buds turn to cannibalism. Scores major points for edginess. And he’s obviously not Fa’s uncle, he just kidnapped her and is molesting her. More points for edginess.
4. Black Panther - Phelous got some comedy mileage out of him, but old Bokassa is just a lameass Scar wannabe and a deadbeat dad who whines about animals thinking he’s dumber than his son.
5. Hunter Guy from Tarzan - Lame and forgettable, but gets some points for successful murder.
6. Crunchbone - He’s Ratcliffs’s counterpart and every bit as lame. A few points for his hilariously dumb name. I’m lumping his appearance in Bremen Musicians in here too.
7. Magician from Aladdin - I honestly can’t remember a single thing about this guy. The incomprehensible (even by Dingo standards) dub didn’t help him.
8. Cat Catcher - If you get defeated by a pampered kitten, then you know you 100% sucks ass!
9. Cat on Boots/Perseus - I can’t stand them. They are total Villain Sues! Villains who lack relatable flaws aren’t good villains!
Which is Argh from?
Argh is the one from Dinosaur Adventure.
New bottom tier
Scar Joe from that Easter bunny movie and Rocky from the Mouse Police. Since they’re just petty criminals who decided to take petty crime global.
@@crimsondynamo615 Don't forget Hades from Hercules. Dude didn't even bother to show up to his own coup attempt.
Why would anyone dislike Dingo? They're the gift that keeps on giving.
I have a hard time explaining to people what I love about Dingo lol
Yes, headaches, jaw-locks and involuntary side-splitting. Not to mention temporary blindness and random spells of nausea and vertigo
Yup!
They are the best comedy company in history. They deserved better.
They are good for the memes
The cat *implied* it could perform sexual favors.
6:56
Ok!
So I’m certain this cat is the ancestor of the fish and chips sexy bar singer cat from Cricket on the Hearth.
♪Except she would always use the word 'inferred' when she obviously meant 'implied'♪
In honor of your triumphant return to Damn Hell Valley, I have finally set up a Patreon account and started supporting you. Long live the Phelous!
Thanks!
Damn!
Patreon... Mah God!
What happened to King King, he ruled the world of dingo!
yay
I think I enjoy your Dingo edits more than the actual original content. I hope in the future you'll do something like your Cabin in the Woods video!
We need a Dingo Christmas Carol or something but we would also have to have Old Man and Monsieur Rodent at the very least!
@@1Thunderfire Old man should be Scrooge for sure, and maybe Rodent can be Bob Cratchit xD
Or Space Jam but Dingo.
GM3210
Had me exactly at Dr Girlfriend
yeah that would be so funny
*Dingo Pictures: We Just Don't Care.™*
Black Phoenix Yup!
Even if this is just an animation company, It's not done.
They actually care, their comedies are the best
The Cats on Boots: The Last Wish.
That need to happen.
nah, I think it should be called "the final request"
Cricket Crockett: Y-you're not gonna shoot a puppy, Old Man?
Old Man: *holding the dog from Anastasia* He-yup, in the face, watch.
Wabuu: What's wrong? Lives flashing before your eyes?
@@matthewmccoyd2578"I'm only doing it because he's completely useless! You saw him get wet in the river!"
@@davidspring4003 *starts ominously whistling the Wabuu theme*
"I can talk, and a couple other nice things, too, hmmm ;) ..."
*Insert SEXY CAT SONG here*
Wow that king looks terrible even by dingo pictures standards
Yeah, he looks like a dummy with no internal structure! 🤣
They evidently couldn't find an appropriate character to dress up as the " king" so one of the artists probably traced him from somewhere else
I was just gonna leave a comment saying he's sorta cute. Am I disabled?
@@MrBrassBalls That's what makes him stand out amongst the Dingo...menagerie
He flips his sprite throughout the movie just so they don't have to redraw him. Talk about lazy.
I swear these live action remakes are getting too real.
Dingo is like the Asylum of animation.
I dunno, I feel like the Asylum is a bit more self aware. Or at least a bit more self conscious. Like, they know they suck, but they just make self deprecating jokes instead of improving.
Nah, Dingo is more enjoyable.
@@dubuyajay9964 Something I won't deny.
@AT Productions Technically.
"The mill?"
"Yup."
this animation is literally the definition of headache
The Cat on Boots? Sounds like the Cat in the Hat's cousin or something.
I thought it sounded like a town in England.
The Cat Under Hat
@@mikemayberry7121 Catford-upon-Bootvon.
**insert Cat in the hat with a bat here**
That's literally the opposite from what us from Europe thought when we first encountered Dr. Seuss.
I haven't seen it elsewhere in the comments, so I'll explain the "white mice" thing. It's an expression that didn't translate well. "White mice" is like "pink elephants", being a term for drunken hallucinations.
Wabbu: this kingdom is sooo stupid. Hehehehehe.
Can I just once again point out that I love the background info and trivia segments at the beginning of these reviews? I always find it interesting! That little extra bit of effort to flesh out the video and delve into the subject matter shows you care =)
I wish my eyes were wet from the rain now, so I couldn't see that Dingo movie. Honestly though, this is better than Puss in Boots with Shatner.
But then your eyes would be completely useless
@@alwaysme_t Well that's the point.
just wait for the sequel, The Cat on Boots: The Final Request, that's when it really gets good
Me: Gee, why did I wake up so late today?
*Sees Phelous and Dingo*
Oh, that’s why. Had to be right on time.
Well, the Dingoverse already has the Lord Lord (who is totally not Tarzan), so why not King King?
Also, the ending with the live action Cat on Boots -- priceless! Thank you so much Phelous, it's been weeks since I laughed so hard!
Fun thought! I actually won a trivia game because of your coverage of Dingo movies and similar related madness. No joke, a randomly generated question was 'What animation studio created the character Wabuu?'
Dingo Pictures are a gift to humanity. No one else has captured what it's like to have a fever dream as a 6 year old kid who's confined to the living room with nothing but cartoons and their weird, German uncle muttering to himself.
Man, I can't believe DreamWorks ripped off Dingo
And so Disney did. Those bastards...
@@ClaudetteVioletta Nah. Dreamworks is best known for having an orange cat be the Puss in Boots, but have him be tagged along Shrek’s gang of friends right after Donkey, which is funny for some Puss & Donkey banter used in some Shrek shorts & movies.
Holy crap, I remember having that Garfield's Insults, Put downs, and Slams as a kid, and I loved every single one of them. Get me to remember any of the slams though, we might have a problem. LOL.
Other cartoon (and anime) studios: *Gets a woman to voice young boys*
Dingo: *Gets a woman to voice big guys*
June Foray voiced Rocket J. Squirrel but also the sultry Natasha Fatale and the sweetly sexy Nell Fenwick - and that was just a fraction of the roles in Bullwinkle-related properties! I think she could have voiced a somewhat high-pitched male convincingly.
She was up there with Mel Blanc, though, in skill. This woman voicing Cat on Boots hasn’t much skill and isn’t trying at all!
Dingo's Live Action Cat on Boots is the best thing to happen in 2019.
So there was a shapeshifting ogre in the original story? Sounds like a missed opportunity in Dream Works' Shrek movies or even in their own Puss in Boots movie.
Mmm 🤔 you could argue Fiona’s curse could be a small reference to that
Weirdly enough I was watching a phelous review when he released this
And I saw "What We Know About Dingo Pictures" yesterday by another reviewer. Phelous should read the comments section under it...new leads!
it's so fun
- Everyone : why would a pet wear boots? - Japan : Hold my beer.
Why Japan
Is this that anime stuff?
@@gOblin_333 no. That just has pedobait, not cats in boots
@@KhayJayArt Oh, ok then.
Patrick- yes. Yes it is. They even have an anime/manga that was inspired by zootopia
I think this is the best voice acting Dingo has ever done.
Why was my country so dead-set on giving these things quality?!
So we can enjoy them? It's better than the garbage Hollywood makes nowadays.
You think this is bad? My country gave the world Vídeo Brinquedo.
It's the price you pay for having great racing drivers, happy people, and 'perkele' as a popular phrase. ;)
That and Finland doesn't exist.
@@SigEpBlue Indeed. In fact this comment thread never existed. But then it does. How is that possible? :o
@@NeoDragonCount Schrodinger's Thread? 🙀💀☠👻
A NEW Dingo Pictures review? Phelous, you spoil us!
...Oh sorry, I'm just suffering from Jet Lag.
Aww that was very sweet of you to include your cat in this review. He is truly sweet and adorable. I’m glad he was there to greet us after sitting through another Dingo pictures abomination!
Cat on boots sounds like the cat is on a drug that smokes boots. So maybe that's what he was smoking at the end!
Thanks that's now my headcanon
I want to offer my most enthusiastic contrafibularities to Phelous for this very good review and the 100% grammatically correct German subitilies on his fake real life action remake of this film. Greetings from Germany.
I forgot about how much I missed my daily dose of Dingo.
Where has my life become when I look at that King King and think his animation isn't on par with other Dingo character models?
In the telling I heard of Puss in Boots, the ogre did actually terrorize and eat his subjects, but I wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't in most of the original tellings. Kinda sounds like a last minute addition to make the cat not seem like a heartless murderer.
In other news, that is an adorable kitty in the remake. I hope his breakout role went well and that he will star in many more amazing films.
My impression is that these folktales just assumed all ogres were evil creatures that ate people.
i cant imagine this dude editing together the movie just to be able to review it, its an insane amount of work XD
After two East-West dubs and Perseus not having an English version, it's sort of comforting to finally get back to a Dingo Pictures movie with the regular voice cast.
As a that finnish dub version uploader im still amazed how good quality our dingo dvd's are
I love how the duck sounds like someone farting in a bathtub
Saber Spark admired your courage in reviewing Dingo pictures, because he found them unwatchable.
Saberspark couldn't even cover one of Dingo Pictures movies.
Would you trust a reviewer who can stay stuff but couldn’t even manage to watch what he’s criticising or one who’s watched nearly all of a terrible studio’s content any enjoys doing it?
Finland mentioned! To the marketplace!
FINLAND!
I think Wabuu has met his match in the "Killer Hero" department.
Yep. Considering Wuschell is pretty stupid in Wabuu’s case, I have to agree with you.
honestly, the partridge is the most competent character design in this whole movie
The return of cartoons! And a dingo one. Today's a good day.
But COPPA. 😢😭
@@dubuyajay9964 True... I know I'll be heartbroken if they take down his videos. If he makes a dvd of his contents, I know I'd buy it.
At least we have the decent voice actors for this Dingo Pictures version and not the father and son. That would of been even more awkward.
What is your pfp?
Or daughter. I genuinely can't tell.
Yeah, that too
It's a character of mine.
EastWest: voice acting _so_ terrible, people describe _Dingo_ as being _"decent"_ by comparison.
Out of all the Dingo Pictures reviews I've ever seen (which, between you and Caddicarus is probably most of their catalogue) this one actually seems to have the most coherent and plotted story. ...GRANTED, that isn't saying much, but judging by your review here, there wasn't nearly as much nonsensical animal laughter, not quite as many animation errors, and the story actually kinda makes sense, at least for a fairy tale.
Can I imagine my cat threatening to kill me? Of course!
All this gleeful sentient animal murder going around feels really weird for what's supposed to be a kids film.
I mean, sure, Disney's ventures weren't always all sunshine and rainbows, but at least their heroes saved their bloodthirst for the bad guys.
It's called hunting, it's literally part of nature.
@@rdsasuke1 It's not ok when its people killing other people.
You’re forgetting he’s a cat🤣 I’ve seen this version of the story (not this movie mind you) it’s the reason I’m aware of the whole cat tricks wizard to become a mouse to eat it. It was the same company who did anime beauty and the beast🙂
Cats are hunters, don’t forget that.
Andy, you’re an idiot 🤣
@@otakunthevegan4206 still a cat mate
I just find it hilarious that people are SURPRISED that cats hunt animals 🤣 like seriously? None of you people learnt this in nursery?!
this is VERY late, but i just remembered: the "seeing white mice" thing is apparently the German equivalent to "seeing pink elephants". makes it another (rare) example of something that actually makes perfect sense in a Dingo movie but just doesn't translate well into English.
Ah ok🤔
Did that mill Just talk....
Windmill: yup
Said Catner in review of the Dingo rendition of his life's story: "Wellll. Soooo."
Well, at least it's less _UGLY_ than the French Shatner one...
I'd say it's even uglier
despite the consistently poor voice acting of any dingo pictures film, the voice is less annoying than Shatner's cat.
"Shatner but he's a french cat" sounded far less harmful than how it was in reality... And for some reason, a hell of a lot more sexually charged too.
That Princess was kind of hot thought~
@@Tareltonlives 😂 uh huh
Finally it's been awhile since we get the proper Dingo voices in these.
The journey means more than the destination, Phelan. Glad to see Dingo has taught you this valuable lesson.
"If I'm going to be crazy then I may as well do it right."
Okay, that was legitimately funny.
How can anyone hate dingo pictures? Its existence is the greatest lesson of all: you can have zero talent in several categories and still be distributed internationally and provide...joy to people? Lets go with joy
Okay last comment I promise: That "This cat needs a diet" translation at the end was flawless! Good job!
Rick Raptor? What are YOU doing here?
I had to pause the video because I very nearly spewed hot tea everywhere at “the boots came back”
Oh thank goodness, the normal Dingo voice actors. When you said it was an East/West DVD, I was afraid we were going to have to listen to the sleep inducing voices of sleepy old fart and his page-flipping son.
A The Cat Came Back reference? You earned the like button punch today, sir.
This is the movie they show you when you're being interrogated by the FBI
Wow, I forgot how sociopathic the cat on boots really was.
Thank you for this treat Phelan. :)
24:16 I love the live action version. So cute!
Best. remake. ever.
The wizard looks like if you were to ask someone who doesn't watch anime to draw a typical pretty boy love interest in a bishoujo
Give this old man a trophy. He’s the first Dingo character to get a legit chuckle out of me.
P.S. - Who is laughing now, rabbit...Who is laughing now...
Yep. I also like to joke on the fact that the old man’s voice sounds like he’s burping even though he isn’t burping at all.
Thought I’d point that out because me and Ethan thought that voice sounded funny… alongside one of the farmers that are voiced by a woman for some reason.
Has this one got William Shatner in it?
MikeOShay Oh no, you’ve reminded me... Noooo
You mean, is shatner ON it
Between calling the king "Mr. King" and "The Earl" not having neither a name nor any kind of land associated with his title, I'm begining to think that Dingo has no idea how noble titles work.
Which is extra weird because they are from Germany, a country that still had noble rulers less then a century ago!
I love the tiny hands everyone has in these movies; masterful 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I know this is absurdly random, but wow, the subtitles have a lot of effort put into them. Well written explaining jokes having to do with tone/sound in a concise way, with some little gags in there too: Old Man (no relation).
I could really go for a Dingo Sword Fight right now.
In our language we also say "mr king", I've never realized how dumb it is till now 😂
Cat: Can you turn into something small, like a mouse?
Jevil: I CAN DO ANYTHING!
The fact that the cat meows or purrs after speaking her (his?) lines is absolutely hilarious.
I have this movie in Dutch on tape, which has an entirely different cover from the ones shown here.
Pic plz?
I AM THE RICHEST, MOST POWERFUL MAN in the area.
Okay, that was pretty funny.
I want
“If I’m going to be crazy I may as well do it right”.
On a t-shirt
That live action remake was awesome!