Pocahontas (Dingo Pictures) - Phelous

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  • @garywilson3042
    @garywilson3042 5 років тому +152

    "He's just horny, bring me his blood"
    I laughed so hard lol

  • @SaurAuteur
    @SaurAuteur 8 років тому +289

    Vultures: "I think we should do things together"
    Hyenas:"Hmm, I don't know. I think we should be enemies"

  • @aquabreeze7612
    @aquabreeze7612 8 років тому +1172

    Every time Phelous reviews a Dingo cartoon, a Quasimodo gets its wings!

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 8 років тому +133

      Or he brushes his hair aside and becomes handsome.

    • @silentecho92able
      @silentecho92able 8 років тому +107

      Or get left behind in jail by his friends too rot.

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 8 років тому +74

      We will avenge you, my friend!

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 8 років тому +19

      Pumaman! He flies like a moron!

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +12

      +mipmipmipmipmip Yeah, there was a moment in this episode where his eyes seemed ESPECIALLY empty, it was kind of scary.
      ....oh wait

  • @columbanproductions55
    @columbanproductions55 7 років тому +301

    No peace pipe - no peace.
    No peace - many corpses.
    That's what we need now.
    - Vulture on a floating branch

  • @karelfinn2343
    @karelfinn2343 8 років тому +450

    Did Pocahontas shout "nein" when that guy got shot and they just didn't translate that line? Oh Dingo, you're the best!

    • @AndersLindroth
      @AndersLindroth 7 років тому +115

      She got so scared that she forgot which language she spoke.

    • @rikustorm13
      @rikustorm13 7 років тому +4

      Anders Lindroth Lmao

    • @rikustorm13
      @rikustorm13 7 років тому +9

      Kurt Reinkemeyer NEIN!

    • @Amanda-zg4lq
      @Amanda-zg4lq 7 років тому +19

      Kurt Reinkemeyer NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!

    • @EagleTimberWolf
      @EagleTimberWolf 6 років тому +58

      For all the English-speaking audience knew, she could've easily been shouting "nine" as in "please shoot him nine more times" lmao

  • @littleBIGPORTAL
    @littleBIGPORTAL 8 років тому +402

    the german word for racoon (Waschbär) has the german word for bear (Bär) in it, so I guess that's why Waboo said that about the bear being a relative

    • @gantzisballs
      @gantzisballs 8 років тому +113

      A bad pun that doesn't translate across languages. That's usually Japan's thing.

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou 8 років тому +80

      The Japanese word for raccoon also translates literally to "washing bear".

    • @daliborjovanovic510
      @daliborjovanovic510 8 років тому +44

      Well actually bears and raccoons are closely related,though that was clearly not their intention with that line

    • @tomknoll5546
      @tomknoll5546 8 років тому +9

      Ja, ja, Wabu, der freche Waschbär...

    • @AndersLindroth
      @AndersLindroth 8 років тому +32

      It is similar in Swedish, and probably the rest of the Scandinavian languages. The Swedish word for racoon is "tvättbjörn" (wash bear).

  • @drewbakka5265
    @drewbakka5265 7 років тому +340

    Man 1600's Virgina was a lot more like 1800's Utah than I remember

  • @ToucanLDM
    @ToucanLDM 8 років тому +712

    John Smith telling the kitten to shut up after she tells him to get her milk in a seducing voice is honestly the best moment from that film...for some reason.

    • @thomascassidy2724
      @thomascassidy2724 6 років тому +22

      I read this exactly as it was happening and it was wonderful

    • @trixxsaurus2386
      @trixxsaurus2386 5 років тому +4

      @Alcoon Slambag Geez dude..

    • @ArendAlphaEagle
      @ArendAlphaEagle 5 років тому +27

      Actually, the real best moment in my opinion is that "WHAT" from Pieri the blue bird, after Poca's thinking about John Smith's eyes that are as the deepest blue of the sea.
      Seriously, that "WHAT" combined with the stoned high expression on the bird gets me every time.

    • @Kingshadowac
      @Kingshadowac 5 років тому +2

      @Alcoon Slambag Grow up.

    • @sillybeanthing
      @sillybeanthing 5 років тому +5

      @Alcoon Slambag are you okay? Did someone hurt you?

  • @plasmaguy92
    @plasmaguy92 8 років тому +1548

    Not sure why people complain saying Phelous doesn't do horror anymore. Dingo films are pretty terrifying

    • @prowlandsasuke
      @prowlandsasuke 8 років тому +90

      I thought he just did whatever genre he felt like doing.

    • @Greedfa
      @Greedfa 8 років тому +40

      I thought he did only cringy/silly/wtf types. Which is why he did Thankskilling and others

    • @walkingcubkid
      @walkingcubkid 8 років тому +10

      really? but phelous reviewed hellraiser hellworld a while ago

    • @Greedfa
      @Greedfa 8 років тому +8

      yes, but it was bad, because it slapped the original in the face

    • @ken131
      @ken131 8 років тому +61

      Modern horror movies are so repetitive and boring that even Phelous can't make them interesting anymore. Pretty white dumb people with disgusting personalities go to a place, they get killed, the end. I can only sit through that crap so many times.

  • @MyRYNOrunsHot
    @MyRYNOrunsHot 8 років тому +369

    Are we just going to ignore Pocahontas screaming "Nien" instead of "No", during the shooting scene?

    • @MrJimmyTide
      @MrJimmyTide 5 років тому +59

      Ja.

    • @blueshark8028
      @blueshark8028 3 роки тому +25

      Wonder why Phelous didn't make any remarks about that?

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 3 роки тому +52

      Or the fact that the guy who's shooting has THREE ARMS.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому +8

      @@MrJimmyTide the only words I remember from German : yes and no 😂

    • @schlamuffenimperator9460
      @schlamuffenimperator9460 2 роки тому +18

      Ich würde auch "Nein! Nein!" schreien, wenn mich ein Dreiarmiger im Land der Riesenkäfer erschießt.

  • @davidfalloutbandit
    @davidfalloutbandit 8 років тому +321

    That bug crawling on the screen is the best actor...

  • @DDBurnett1
    @DDBurnett1 7 років тому +187

    Wabuu didn't time travel. He's immortal. Dingo had plans for a Highlander ripoff, where Wabuu (ripoff McLeod) battles Argh from Dinosaur Adventure to become the one. It's a shame it never came to fruition.

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 6 років тому +22

      Wabu is barred entry to heaven or hell both don't want him.

    • @Someone-gy2rd
      @Someone-gy2rd 5 років тому +8

      That movie was actually direted by Stanley Kubrick, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg and James Gunn. The movie had a 120 million budget and if it was released would likely have made a lt, but the publishes thought that was an awful movie. I saw a leak, really amazing movie.

    • @Jazzypants2007
      @Jazzypants2007 4 роки тому +4

      ...And now I'm listening to Princes of the Universe and imagining this. THANKS. THANK YOUUUUU. Thanksssssss.
      By the way, we watched the moment when Wabuu awakened as an Immortal, it was when Lucy attacked him. :P

  • @N1CK0FDEST1NY
    @N1CK0FDEST1NY 8 років тому +87

    I'm gonna have to assume Wabuu sacrificed enough innocents to The Blood Bush to achieve immortality.

  • @ashessakura7518
    @ashessakura7518 7 років тому +82

    When Phelous dubbed over the old bush I didn't actually realise for a sec and legit thought it was demanding blood, the fucking bush is scary enough!!

  • @lainpain03
    @lainpain03 8 років тому +519

    fun fact Pocahontas was a nickname, meaning "the naughty one" or "spoiled child". Her real name was Matoaka

    • @MrJimmyTide
      @MrJimmyTide 5 років тому +45

      Her name...is...Rebecca! ;)

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 5 років тому +42

      @@MrJimmyTide REBECCAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    • @jinx1987
      @jinx1987 4 роки тому +13

      That’s the name of Nightwolf’s tribe!

    • @kobaltsteel6418
      @kobaltsteel6418 3 роки тому +30

      John Smith: Pocahontas... little rascal... I liiike that...

    • @EclecticallyEccentric
      @EclecticallyEccentric 3 роки тому +6

      @@jinx1987 That's the first thing I thought of!
      Though I'm pretty sure the Matoka are supposed to be a Plains tribe.

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 8 років тому +99

    Gotta love how the public domain "bonus" cartoons are 10 times better animated than the Dingo Pictures shit, despite having been made over 60 years earlier.

  • @TheNN
    @TheNN 8 років тому +61

    Y'know I'm surprised we've not gotten a gritty reboot of Wabuu's origin story.
    Also the vultures and hyenas talking, to quote Linkara, basically boils down to:
    "Should we do something?"
    "We should do something!"

  • @TheForbiddenDBag
    @TheForbiddenDBag 8 років тому +139

    I like how the translation from Disney to Dingo is big mystical tree in the deep woods to small demonic talking bush on a random cliff. But in that transition, the animal friends are still the highlights of their respective films in their own bizarre ways.
    And creepier background silverfish friend.

    • @matthewgillis393
      @matthewgillis393 3 роки тому +11

      Fun fact, silverfish bugs usually eat the dust and detritus in bathrooms. I managed to catch a few in the act during a midnight bathroom trip XD

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 7 років тому +180

    The greatest love story ever told, Wabuu and Princess Lucy.

    • @ladysnake8449
      @ladysnake8449 6 років тому +12

      Still a better love-story than Twilight!

    • @soup9587
      @soup9587 6 років тому +11

      Too bad we never get to see wabuu and Lucy together again after this.

    • @ladysnake8449
      @ladysnake8449 6 років тому +8

      Because the story is soooo stupiiid.

    • @asheniza1168
      @asheniza1168 6 років тому +3

      Lady snake84 😃definitely!!!

    • @andreasnickmann370
      @andreasnickmann370 2 роки тому +4

      I call them Wabuucy.

  • @drygonfyre
    @drygonfyre 8 років тому +49

    "Let Wabuu loose immediately, you are hurting him!" *THUNK*
    LOL
    Also that Blood Bush. I will see it in my nightmares.

  • @burntgrahamcracker2866
    @burntgrahamcracker2866 8 років тому +313

    Also that bush talks like King Ramses I half expect it to say 'return the slab or suffer my curse'

    • @Gasoline85
      @Gasoline85 8 років тому +37

      "When Old Man was in The Beast's land... Let my Beauty go."

    • @burntgrahamcracker2866
      @burntgrahamcracker2866 8 років тому +24

      +Gasoline85 I appreciate the joke but it's a different King Ramses, the one I mean is from courage the cowardly dog because it has a similar voice

    • @Gasoline85
      @Gasoline85 8 років тому +2

      Oh... Haha

    • @DiscoBolante
      @DiscoBolante 8 років тому +28

      What's your offer?

    • @burntgrahamcracker2866
      @burntgrahamcracker2866 8 років тому +26

      +GorgeousGeorgeMan 'return the slab or suffer my curse'

  • @dragon202920
    @dragon202920 8 років тому +225

    the bug is my favorite character.

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 7 років тому +10

      I was gonna ask which bug but then I remembered it. lol

    • @wolfheadaj7152
      @wolfheadaj7152 6 років тому +1

      Same.

    • @rexyrex1599
      @rexyrex1599 6 років тому +23

      JerseyFireDragon20 best actor in the entire cartoon,such method acting I can actually believe it’s a bug

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 6 років тому +4

      @@rexyrex1599 Is it the Tingler?

  • @theMrromeijn
    @theMrromeijn 8 років тому +100

    This brings me back. To 2002 to be exact. in some shops there were TV's to keep your children silent and out of the way, they almost always played dingo pictures.
    It was quite crap, it was muted, but it worked.

    • @Gasoline85
      @Gasoline85 8 років тому +15

      I never actually saw these as a kid, which is a bit strange. Lord knows we had loads of crappy eastern european cartoons. (I particularly recall a horribly dubbed animated version of The Wizard of Oz).

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 8 років тому +17

      Where did *you live* for that kind of thing to happen? More importantly, why did they have _those films_ around instead of Disney, Don Bluth, or even Dreamworks films to play?

    • @theMrromeijn
      @theMrromeijn 8 років тому +13

      Crazy Luigi The C&A in the Netherlands.

    • @Kirasanban
      @Kirasanban 7 років тому +22

      They probably made a lot more sense muted

  • @elsie8757
    @elsie8757 8 років тому +112

    Also that "You weren't looking for me??" at 20:12 has got to be THE closest thing to genuine emotion I've ever heard from Wabu. Man, I almost feel sorry for him he sounds so betrayed.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 роки тому +14

      "Puuuuuhhhh!!!!!!"

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 Рік тому +1

      How would Wabuu deal with someone who betrayed him? I’m guessing his first action would be to go to get his axe.

  • @starwarsnerd100
    @starwarsnerd100 8 років тому +67

    "Bambi is in another dimension getting high on shrooms" Every once in a while you hear a sentence so weird you just have to wonder if that combination of words has ever been said before in the history of mankind.

  • @TimGaukerToons
    @TimGaukerToons 8 років тому +493

    just when you think Dingo couldn't get worse, a bug moves across the screen... how do you manage that?!

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +49

      +Rachel Mazurek Wait... why would they have to film the screen? Why wouldn't they just let the cast watch the movie as they recorded their lines, then lay the audio of that over the original video? I mean, I know they're incompetent, but... that seems like it just adds more work and expense to the whole thing, which is the opposite of everything Dingo stood for.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +16

      But... the video being shown on screen is the original, so they didn't sync it to the actors at all. That doesn't make sense.

    • @YujiUedaFan
      @YujiUedaFan 8 років тому +14

      +Rachel Mazurek, then how did the original German Audio get through if they played the movie on mute?

    • @YujiUedaFan
      @YujiUedaFan 8 років тому +8

      *****
      Oh, so they didn't separate the sound layers.

    • @Latreylantras
      @Latreylantras 8 років тому +29

      No, that would make sense. But I saw the German DVD, and it also had the bug in it. I have no idea what was up with that.

  • @kyleweaver2076
    @kyleweaver2076 8 років тому +237

    Every time Phelous posts a Dingo review I feel like Christmas has come early.

    • @SpicyGelato98
      @SpicyGelato98 8 років тому +8

      Agreed. 😊

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 8 років тому +6

      >Old
      >Baby
      Makes sense to me!

    • @GOFFBITZH666
      @GOFFBITZH666 7 років тому +2

      Come on, Crazy Luigi! It's just as logical as a Christian animal!

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 7 років тому

      XxDAMARIESU123xX {DA ACTRUAL MARU SUIE} Or as science making you fly. SCIIIIIENCE !!!

    • @TheFatestPat
      @TheFatestPat 4 роки тому

      Merry Christmas indeed

  • @MrKlausbaudelaire
    @MrKlausbaudelaire 8 років тому +208

    wow, cacti and hyenas in pocahontas? Somebody missed the geography classes their entire life...

    •  8 років тому +35

      Honestly, those are the least of this movie's problems.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому +14

      QueenVoltalia Yup! Disney's version might have been inaccurate as well but there was passion and care put into it...
      And the best thing is that the French version of this Dingo mess has better voice acting than the English one. They obviously hired French actors for this and Nice Cats, but not for Dingo Aladdin since the dubbing sucks really hard... Sometimes it feels like they asked their cast "who can speak English? You? Nah, don't care if you're the animator I'm not hiring professionals for this!" 😂

    • @injunweeb1973
      @injunweeb1973 6 років тому +8

      It looks like it take place in Arizona, Plus the Powhatan were Chiricahua Apache.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 3 роки тому +1

      @@anikmonette2140 yeah the Disney movie was still enjoyable regardless

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 2 роки тому +1

      There are cacti in the right area but they’re low-growing inconspicuous species of Opuntia. Nothing like those depicted.

  • @Hellsinger89
    @Hellsinger89 8 років тому +39

    I lost it when you dubbed in your own lines for the talking bush. I laughed until it hurt when you had it say: "He's just horny. Bring me his blood." I don't know how, but that line is somehow perfection.

  • @MaraRhodus
    @MaraRhodus 8 років тому +362

    I love Wabuu's casual racism...

    • @MaraRhodus
      @MaraRhodus 8 років тому +42

      Fair enough, I suppose, it's just bizarre seeing it in what's ostensibly a children's film.

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 8 років тому +55

      Par for the course for Dingo "damn hell" Pictures

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 4 роки тому +13

      @@elsie8757 I can't find my damned hairbrush!

  • @Nuggetlover96
    @Nuggetlover96 8 років тому +347

    25:37 I noticed they forgot to take out Pocahontas saying "nien" and replace it with "no" for English but is it me or does the German actress sound like she's putting in TEN TIMES the effort that the English voice actors are putting in

    • @Cactino
      @Cactino 8 років тому +83

      The German "voice actors" are still not very good. Professional German voice actors are usually *very* well trained, even though many young Germans nowadays are on some moronic "everything sounds cooler in English" fad. Most of the Dingo guys, on the other hand, are a bunch of people who run some obscure backyard theater company in Frankfurt, called the "Dramatische Bühne".

    • @Namadu7
      @Namadu7 8 років тому +43

      Also, the man firing the gun has three arms.

    • @fabiovarra3698
      @fabiovarra3698 8 років тому +10

      a part from the fact none of the italian dubs sound like done by an italian or someone who can actualy speek it

    • @thenumberquelve158
      @thenumberquelve158 8 років тому +46

      There is ONE line I can give the English actress credit for--the line about Wabuu falling in love with the Aristocat. Like, holy s*** she actually sounds like she's conveying human cheekiness with that tone.
      Everything else sucks of course.

    • @rhett8-u1n
      @rhett8-u1n 7 років тому +14

      I kinda liked Wabuu's "you weren't looking for me?!"

  • @arubinojr5670
    @arubinojr5670 8 років тому +87

    "NEIN! NEIN!" --Pocahontas.

  • @benphillips2947
    @benphillips2947 8 років тому +253

    I love how Phelous's fake joke animation looks better than Dingo's real animation. (I also like how Old Man was apparently at the saloon at 16:50 LOL)

    • @karenelizabeth1590
      @karenelizabeth1590 8 років тому +26

      To be fair, Phelous probably has access to better technology than Dingo did. I don't even know WTF Dingo were using.

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou 8 років тому +7

      I read somewhere they were animated on an Amiga. I can't remember where I read that, though, so it might not be true.

    • @Assimandeli
      @Assimandeli 8 років тому +17

      Holy fuck, I never noticed that.
      The Old Man is the key to all of this...

    • @ken131
      @ken131 8 років тому +5

      MugenFighterTube : THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE! So maybe it was a version of Deluxe Paint for Amiga. And yet, just as you're saying, Dingo's animation still could've been better.
      I theorize also that maybe they recorded the video off a screen as a means of screen-smoothing which probably wasn't possible for a computer at the time. That would actually be a pretty effective means to do that-- but since the animation is crap anyway, it can't help.

    • @knshinn2
      @knshinn2 8 років тому +4

      Be honest,it was expected.

  • @Kohdok
    @Kohdok 8 років тому +160

    Actually, if you pay attention the "To America" song has the German version playing beneath it, too, but since they both have the "America" lyric, it's a bit harder to tell.

    • @taylorholmstrom248
      @taylorholmstrom248 6 років тому +7

      Considering they also did this with Wabuu's song in The Countryside Bears, I'd say Dingo doesn't deserve even the slightest bit of praise for this.

    • @Bootystank99659
      @Bootystank99659 5 років тому +3

      If I wanted a German song about America I would listen to Rammstein 🤟🤠

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 8 років тому +61

    Recently, online critics disappointed me so hard with their humor, that Phelous and his cartoon reviews are the last thing I look forward to on UA-cam. Cartoon reviews are always entertaining, no matter how boring the movie is. Wow I'm looking forward to "Nice Cats".

    • @asheniza1168
      @asheniza1168 6 років тому +1

      MforMovesets 😊you’re so nice 👍🏽, but he’s one of the best reviewers in my opinion

  • @horrorkissen
    @horrorkissen 8 років тому +104

    It´s really saying something that I am NOT sure if the animation comes from the original or is made by Phelous.
    But the answer is simple... Phelous made them, when the lipsyncing is correct and the animation is better. Kinda sad. Very sad.

  • @Jambareeqi
    @Jambareeqi 8 років тому +65

    This movie makes a David Lynch film look sober and grounded in reality

  • @rosalinecapulet
    @rosalinecapulet 8 років тому +79

    Maybe the Scene Interrupting Bear is this bear's ghost, wandering the earth

  • @Filthnails
    @Filthnails 8 років тому +14

    That talking bush is like something out of a nightmare. "Bring me his blooood!" I love it. Nice Old Man cameo too. Blink and you miss him, ha ha.

  • @Rakshasa1986
    @Rakshasa1986 4 роки тому +24

    The way the raccoon's feet bend when he walks is really freaking me out.

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 3 роки тому +6

      ‘The raccoon’
      Bruh they give you his name multiple times.

  • @konstance13
    @konstance13 8 років тому +14

    I love how often Dingo does the old fourth grade art trick of people standing with their hands behind their back to avoiding actually drawing hands.

  • @Robowil
    @Robowil 5 років тому +29

    15:32: Seeing the bug crawl on the screen actually makes me wonder what the working conditions at Dingo Pictures were like...

    • @keijijohnson9754
      @keijijohnson9754 4 роки тому +11

      I almost don’t even want to imagine it myself...😓

  • @paladinjones1833
    @paladinjones1833 8 років тому +81

    The Betty Boop and the other public domain cartoons look like Pixar after watching a Dingo film.

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 7 років тому +15

      That's an understatement

  • @SsnakeBite
    @SsnakeBite 8 років тому +19

    Pocahontas was so shocked to see Deadmeat get murdered that she started speaking German.

  • @ZC-Infinity
    @ZC-Infinity 8 років тому +105

    About the voice cast, I'm pretty sure that either A) that's the original German cast, which might have gotten a bit more money for dubbing(or they had a lot of friends and family), or B) it's a bunch of fake pseudonyms to fool people into thinking there were more actors. I'm with Phelous, there couldn't have been more than 4, possibly 5, English voice actors.

    • @daliborjovanovic510
      @daliborjovanovic510 8 років тому +13

      I only heard the same single male and single female voice actor that were used in all other Dingo movies.

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku 8 років тому +5

      Every bit as bad as the untrained family that did the voice acting for this game called Chaos Wars.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +6

      +Dalibor Jovanovic I thought I heard one other female voice, actually. And I think there are usually two male actors doing voices in most of the other Dingo movies... maybe.

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku 8 років тому +7

      I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm beginning to feel the urge to binge watch all of Phelan's Dingo reviews in one go. I don;t know if my heart can take it though.

    • @ZC-Infinity
      @ZC-Infinity 8 років тому +2

      *****
      Well, seeing as how your name is Drink Bleach Everyday, I get the impression you're used to doing stupid things to yourself :-P

  • @Its_a_Mio
    @Its_a_Mio 8 років тому +17

    "I've seen the face of death, and it's a bush."
    I like the idea of my soul being carried over to the afterlife by a shrub.

  • @kingpotato9872
    @kingpotato9872 8 років тому +17

    When Pocahontas yelled "NEIN!" I slapped both my knees in unison.

  • @WileyCylas
    @WileyCylas 7 років тому +30

    *"How can you eat garbage??"* So Wabuu eats his own movies???

  • @andreasnickmann370
    @andreasnickmann370 3 роки тому +17

    the vultures: "we should do things together now"
    the hyenas: "I don't know. I think we should be enemies"

  • @TheaterPup
    @TheaterPup 7 років тому +152

    Did they forget to change "Nein!" to "No!"?

  • @stmddo1994
    @stmddo1994 4 роки тому +42

    Wabuu's weird over-the-shoulder shot looks like a back sprite from a Gen 1 Pokemon game. 20:41

    • @Daidek
      @Daidek Рік тому +1

      Wabuu! I choose you!

    • @andreasnickmann370
      @andreasnickmann370 Рік тому

      ​@@DaidekWabuu uses his axe. It's super effective. Wuschel's crushed under a tree. Wah wah wah

  • @elsie8757
    @elsie8757 8 років тому +203

    THERE IS NO WAY 14 PEOPLE DID ALL THOSE VOICES, AT LEAST 12 OF THOSE MUST BE PSEUDONYMS THEY USED TO MAKE THE CAST LIST LESS EMBARRASSING

    • @deskish3930
      @deskish3930 8 років тому +9

      what an astute observation

    • @AmishParadise27
      @AmishParadise27 8 років тому +5

      A couple of them appear in the cast voices of other films, so you can probably tell which ones are real and which aren't if you look carefully.

    • @scrunchyhoward8400
      @scrunchyhoward8400 7 років тому +30

      14 people voiced characters in the native German dub. There have only ever been two voice actors for the English dubs (with the exceptions of Animal Soccer World where that one weird Dutchman does all the voices and Aladin where the weird Dutchman got his wife and son to do the voice acting as well).

    • @ryanc5572
      @ryanc5572 5 років тому +13

      It's literally one man and one woman that do all the English voices, lmao

    • @ArmlessSteve4487
      @ArmlessSteve4487 5 років тому

      Scrunchy Howard then why in the to America song there’s more than 1 man singing

  • @MyratheDunmer
    @MyratheDunmer 9 місяців тому +1

    Over 7 years later and this still makes me laugh out loud. Thank you, Phelous!

  • @daliborjovanovic510
    @daliborjovanovic510 4 роки тому +29

    Fun fact, in the original German dub, the cat is voiced by a little girl, which sort of makes sense, considering she's the same character as the Marie rip-off from Nice Cats. Guess we can add pedophilia to Wabuu's list of charming quirks. Not to mention, German Wabuu has the same voice actor who played most of the old man characters at Dingo, such as Oro and Professor Bloomsdale, using the exact same voice.

  • @CarozQH
    @CarozQH 8 років тому +18

    Also: Pocahontas screaming "NEIN! NEIN!!!" is hilarious.

  • @evilthorn4416
    @evilthorn4416 8 років тому +45

    This is what I needed for a Friday.

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 8 років тому +23

    Wabuu learned to time travel as soon as he learned that Princess was about to give birth to a litter of "Wabonations".

  • @PossumCrafts
    @PossumCrafts 8 років тому +150

    Haven't even watched it yet but it's already gotten a thumbs up from me. I love these reviews. :)

  • @WickedKatze
    @WickedKatze 2 роки тому +18

    I've watched this video easily 3 dozen times and it's only just now occurring to me that Wabuu's line about being related to the bear is probably meant to be a joke - the German word for raccoon is "Waschbaer", or "washing bear."

  • @Falcovsleon21
    @Falcovsleon21 5 років тому +46

    That back shot of Wabuu looks like a Gen 1 Pokemon sprite.

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 5 років тому +14

    Lion: "Noooooooooo..."
    Chief: "Yeeeeeeessss..."
    Lion: "MYGOD!"
    Chief: "OKAY?"
    Dinoscientist: "YEE!"

  • @BlazeHeartPanther
    @BlazeHeartPanther 7 років тому +14

    13:37
    Cat: Hi Soldier, bring me a cup of fresh milk, immediately pleeeease.
    John: Shut up, little cat.
    I love just have nonchalant John is in saying that line XD

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 7 років тому +6

      How could there even be fresh milk on a 17th century sailing vessel, is my question.

  • @Piximae
    @Piximae 8 років тому +11

    "Meanwhile Bambi's in another dimension getting high off shrooms""
    I was in tears! LOL!

  • @SchlubbyTomHanks
    @SchlubbyTomHanks 8 років тому +24

    this is the best Dingo pictures movie yet. I'm still baffled by the American Doll-sized Chinese guy at 14:16

  • @artrosemedia353
    @artrosemedia353 8 років тому +168

    Why is Pocohauntus rising a horse before the whites came of there were no horses until the Spanish introduced them?

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 8 років тому +57

      Horses escaped from the Spanish (or were deliberately released) in Mexico in about 1519 and Pocahontas was born less than eighty years later in what's now Virginia, so it's very unlikely indeed. I love how they throw in saguaro cacti and various other things not found where she lived.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 8 років тому +36

      DON'T YOU KNOW!? ALL NATIVE AMERICANS LIVED IN THE WESTERN PART OF THE UNITED STATES!
      ALL.
      OF.
      THEM.

    • @MontyPythonFanatic2
      @MontyPythonFanatic2 8 років тому +19

      THAT?!! THAT IS WHAT BOTHERED YOU ABOUT THIS MOVIE? THAT?!!

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 8 років тому +10

      DontMindMeNow
      Hey, it's one of many bad things but seeing it gives me hope considering there are people who CAN point out all the inaccuracies down to the smallest details. I think the horse one was the most interesting given even I missed it when I saw this stupid movie years ago.

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku 8 років тому +13

      To be fair, the thing that bothered me most about Disney's Frog Prince was how un1920s Tiana's clothes were.

  • @traxthetrashwizard
    @traxthetrashwizard 8 років тому +16

    The branch that every bird seems to sit on in this movie just floats in midair! Nature truly is magical!

  • @CesarDaSalad
    @CesarDaSalad 8 років тому +23

    28:12 "Hehehe, you call that crying, Pocahontas? I'll show you real crying! I AM THE WABUU! BEHOLD MY MACHINE GUN TEARS!!"

  • @colonelpimpers2541
    @colonelpimpers2541 8 років тому +31

    What a lovely surprise....a new Dingo review by Phelous

  • @humanconvertile
    @humanconvertile 8 років тому +25

    It is amusing how bloodthirsty and disturbing Dingo Pictures can get. I swear I heard Wabuu threaten to rape the cat at one point. I hope Phelous does those other Dingo DVD's in the future.

  • @staysaltybaby
    @staysaltybaby 5 років тому +4

    Your reaction to the bush was priceless! I love how as the video goes downhill, so does your mental stability

  • @spindlekick46
    @spindlekick46 8 років тому +77

    One of the voice actors names was "Dirk Regenbogen"
    ...
    "Dirk Rainbow"

  • @AgentXA564
    @AgentXA564 8 років тому +259

    WABUU!
    The time has come, awaken my ripoffs!
    My Glod!
    Heeeeeeeeeeee!

  • @MeteorMan4125
    @MeteorMan4125 Рік тому +4

    I could only imagine how scary the underwater, fish, and Mermaid animation would have been if Dingo had done thier version of The Little Mermaid 😂😂

  • @AndrewAmbrose
    @AndrewAmbrose Рік тому +4

    I can't help but think the bird sounds just like Lois Griffin when it shouts "This is unbelievable!"

  • @gilfredyacevedo8129
    @gilfredyacevedo8129 5 років тому +29

    Wabuu is clearly the mickey mouse of dingo pictures it all started with a raccoon can’t wait to see a theme park totally not disneyland called dingoland

  • @retrospectre2658
    @retrospectre2658 8 років тому +4

    OMG, the "not today" line seriously had me laughing like crazy! You're awesome, Phelous!

  • @Shamandigi62091
    @Shamandigi62091 8 років тому +73

    I want blood bush to be a regular thing

    • @gwendolynstata3775
      @gwendolynstata3775 8 років тому +13

      As a woman, no you don't.

    • @Shamandigi62091
      @Shamandigi62091 8 років тому +6

      No as a character not like that

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez 8 років тому +8

      I second this notion, that thing had me in stitches. I want him to show up and kill more people in future videos.

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 2 роки тому +1

      @@gwendolynstata3775 WTF?!

  • @skinnyzachfilms
    @skinnyzachfilms 8 років тому +236

    AHHHHHHHHH!!!
    F**king DEMON BUSH!
    That was legit scary.

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 8 років тому +15

      That demon bush exists only through...SCIIIIIIEEEEENNNNCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 8 років тому +9

      Mankind's evil science has finally gone too far.

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 8 років тому +10

      Poirot's Mustache Its all cause of Global Warming and Prehistoric Biiiirds. We demand more environmentally animated demonic bushes.

    • @Assimandeli
      @Assimandeli 8 років тому +14

      This is the true story of Moses

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +10

      Stand back! That Bloodbush has Bloodbush Flu Virus!

  • @year111
    @year111 8 років тому +4

    I salute you Phelan for going through Dingo Pictures nightmares.

  • @Greedfa
    @Greedfa 8 років тому +22

    first, love the shirt
    second... I waaas going to watch JJBA, but can not pass up the opportunity to watch this lol. You rock Phalen

    • @KillThad
      @KillThad 8 років тому +5

      Jay Jay's Butterfly Adventure?

    • @Greedfa
      @Greedfa 8 років тому +3

      lol, no Jojo's Bizzare Adventure lol

    • @PollyGlodd
      @PollyGlodd 8 років тому +4

      Somehow these cartoons are more bizarre than JJBA. It's like it was some sort of illusion, that was made by an enemy stand to drive you crazy.

    • @Greedfa
      @Greedfa 8 років тому +5

      DIO is behind this... I just know it

  • @dragonsblood23
    @dragonsblood23 8 років тому +85

    We need a fight between Blood Bush and Old Man (Beauty and The Beast)

    • @gwendolynstata3775
      @gwendolynstata3775 8 років тому +27

      Whoever wins, we lose.

    • @matthewjones6786
      @matthewjones6786 7 років тому +9

      eeeeeeEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
      OLD MAN
      VURSHUSH
      BLOOOOOD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH-BEGIN!

    • @the13throse
      @the13throse 7 років тому +5

      But if blood spilled onto the Bloodbush he'd get wet and then would be completely useless

  • @maxwellgeldard8446
    @maxwellgeldard8446 7 років тому +9

    Ironically, with the way the Dingo Pocahantas would end, Phelous' edit is the real ending

  • @YourUncleBenis
    @YourUncleBenis 8 років тому +24

    The best part was the bug that crawled across the screen. That bug changed cinema.

  • @ThirdSpectrum
    @ThirdSpectrum 8 років тому +7

    I laughed so hard at the talking bush that I nearly had tears in my eyes.

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 8 років тому +77

    I think the cat got Wabuued many times that night.

  • @JamieSwitzer
    @JamieSwitzer 5 років тому +3

    I still just love your Wabuu voice, has that dash of Peter Lorre.

  • @c.o.n.collectingofnostalgi889
    @c.o.n.collectingofnostalgi889 8 років тому +45

    you love gold because it is only gold lmfao

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 7 років тому +7

      Your father the panther is your father?

  • @Shades14
    @Shades14 8 років тому +151

    I swear I lose brain cells every time a Dingo character opens their mouth. What's 4 x 4 again?

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 8 років тому +25

      The Shady Reviewer is soooooooooo stuuuuuuuuuuupid.

    • @Shades14
      @Shades14 8 років тому +9

      Banjo Peppers I just saw that part when I read your comment. XD

    • @shaneattwell2222
      @shaneattwell2222 8 років тому +28

      Uh...44?

    • @chillbaloo5346
      @chillbaloo5346 8 років тому +22

      Potatoes.

    • @ken131
      @ken131 8 років тому +14

      It's a truck!

  • @psycher7
    @psycher7 Рік тому +2

    9:18 "Many corpses"
    Greatest line ever said in a kids' movie.

  • @schalasmagic
    @schalasmagic 8 років тому +87

    I enjoy these Dingo reviews. I guess it's hard to make an animated movie on a three dollar and fifty cent budget.

    • @flightlesschicken7769
      @flightlesschicken7769 8 років тому +12

      Is Dingo Pictures the Lock Ness moster or something?

    • @Assimandeli
      @Assimandeli 8 років тому +9

      Honestly, I think anyone here could do a better job than Dingo

    • @joosoo
      @joosoo 8 років тому +3

      Btw I love your icon! The Little Prince is one of my favs

    • @flightlesschicken7769
      @flightlesschicken7769 8 років тому

      Speaking of, I need about 3 fitdy.

    • @SamanthaPortUkulele
      @SamanthaPortUkulele 8 років тому +5

      I think your estimate for their budget is shooting a little high. I was thinking more like fifty cents. Scratch the three dollars.

  • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
    @LadyTylerBioRodriguez 8 років тому +5

    Holy hell, The Blood Bush is seriously one of the best Phelous characters in quite sometime. I want to see him show up more often!

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 7 років тому +108

    By the way "puh" (spelled poo) is German for "Phew". While they took time to research how Le Cock crows in different languages, they completely screwed up things like that. They also keep saying "Aua" in all those movies, while it should be Ow or Ouch.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 7 років тому +3

      MforZorro | Movesets Oh! I thought they were inept to the point of putting weird inflexions in simple words... My 6 years old self would be ashamed because I said once that someone cried in English and despite being mocked I was in fact very close! My child self knew better that me at 34 years old! 😝
      Also "ow" and "ouch" are sounding similar both in French and English so I never heard anyone make a different sound when they stubbed their toes on the living room table... Except for French Canadians like me that have a very long list of elaborate and original cuss words!

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 7 років тому

      +anik monette You gonna have pea soup for winter? XD

    • @thenumberquelve158
      @thenumberquelve158 7 років тому +1

      If that was supposed to be a sigh of relief, boy oh BOY did they do the wrong face for it...

    • @TheWilderCat
      @TheWilderCat 6 років тому +5

      At 25:37 Pocahontas says nien.

    • @AxioProductions
      @AxioProductions 6 років тому +1

      TheWilderCat German for No

  • @xxpowerswithinxx316
    @xxpowerswithinxx316 8 років тому +28

    14:35 is it just me or does that kid look super depressed going "To America, To America, To America, To America."

  • @syafiqjabar
    @syafiqjabar 4 роки тому +15

    There were American hyenas but they went extinct after the last ice age. Truly Dingo Pocahontas exist in one of those alternate worlds imagined by Harry Turtledove.

  • @zabeljennings1493
    @zabeljennings1493 7 років тому +17

    Actually, they DID put the english recording of the first song over the german one. You can hear that when "To America" is sung, you can hear "Nach America" in the backgroung. ("To" = "Nach" in german)

  • @retrogamelover2012
    @retrogamelover2012 4 роки тому +10

    23:58 Yeesh! Looks like Phelous managed to out-do the bush in the creep factor, there.

  • @staysaltybaby
    @staysaltybaby 6 років тому +4

    "Buffalo fucking around in a field" just killed me hahahaha thanks for that dude.

  • @stormwolf3252
    @stormwolf3252 8 років тому +4

    13:39 - The cat's nose changed colors mid-scene. -10 points, Dingo.
    30:22 - "shhuuUUT UP, you completely useless Racoon, or I'll send you off to the Bush myself!"

  • @BriGuyIL1980
    @BriGuyIL1980 8 років тому +17

    Fingers crossed that Phelous does the Golden Films version of Pocahontas next.
    Also, Wabuu and Old Man need to have a crossover.

  • @RaphBlade7
    @RaphBlade7 Рік тому +5

    The over the shoulder view of Wabuu looks like someone using Wabuu in a Gen 1 Pokémon battle!