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  • @Saieras
    @Saieras 3 роки тому +242

    Fun fact: The seal and bear reappear in Dingo's Atlantis movie, which is set in ancient Greece, and reference this movie's plot like it happened first. Dingo just does whatever it feels like with history.

    • @crazyjedi5994
      @crazyjedi5994 2 роки тому +63

      They must have fallen into one of Wabuu’s time portals.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 Рік тому +10

      Wow 😅

    • @theultimatememelord5494
      @theultimatememelord5494 Рік тому +10

      @@crazyjedi5994 Probably.

    • @JRS06
      @JRS06 Рік тому +18

      Can't wait for Phelous to review that one at some point.

    • @stoatnam450
      @stoatnam450 Рік тому +6

      That movie is just, nothing. How?

  • @RainePhoenix
    @RainePhoenix 6 років тому +693

    Wabuu's booze, or as I call it, "Wabooze."

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 6 років тому +20

      Raine Phoenix I call it Wabuusch beer.

    • @Akatsukileader9
      @Akatsukileader9 6 років тому +14

      Damnit I was about to say that

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 6 років тому +18

      Akatsukileader9 *Dingo wha wha trombone tune plays*

    • @smb-c3po
      @smb-c3po 6 років тому +9

      I now always joke Miko as Wabuu whenever _Disney's Pocahontas_ is on.

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 6 років тому +5

      Sora Song Wabuu is right, I am stupid. Well I guess I'm going to go stick the plastic army man with the bayonet up my nose to tickle my brain. *Sticks army man up nose* .......Fuuuuuuuuuuuck........for you......

  • @TheRealJabbergeist
    @TheRealJabbergeist 6 років тому +590

    Despite Dingo's deceptive doddering, Diphtheria is decidedly deadly dangerous. Don't delegate drug deliveries to dogs.

    • @ZC-Infinity
      @ZC-Infinity 6 років тому +81

      Dynamic deduction, detective of dumb dilemmas!

    • @asheniza1168
      @asheniza1168 5 років тому +42

      Yay, alliteration!

    • @Theevil6ify
      @Theevil6ify 4 роки тому +23

      D'oh!

    • @NemoNautilusEra
      @NemoNautilusEra 4 роки тому +4

      Nice one

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 4 роки тому +10

      This comment sounds liek a Guru Larry opening monologue

  • @milkshake285
    @milkshake285 6 років тому +392

    wabuu was right most animals are sooo stupid

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 6 років тому +7

      milkshake285 I'm proof that most of us animal rights activists are sooooooooo stupid.

    • @marakarthegreat
      @marakarthegreat 5 років тому +7

      hehehehehehe

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 3 роки тому +3

      No really. Screw them

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 3 роки тому

      but not as stupid as that moose

    • @erikdaniels0n
      @erikdaniels0n 5 місяців тому

      If most of the animals in the Dingoverse are like the seal and polar bear.. yeah, Wabuu is onto something

  • @GarthTheDestroyer
    @GarthTheDestroyer 3 роки тому +156

    "Why did they need a note when the dogs can talk?" Come on, Phelous! It's common knowledge that huskies have a habit of abusing prescription meds.

  • @MrXemnas1992
    @MrXemnas1992 6 років тому +400

    That polar bear just doesn't want to become completely useless, but he doesn't know he always was...

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 років тому +20

      MrXemnas1992 Actually, he does have one use...
      (Shoots the bear and gives it to Dingo's Pocahontas)

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому +6

      MrXemnas1992 Well, being a Dingo character and all, it comes with the territory I guess...

    • @vaimantobe3034
      @vaimantobe3034 6 років тому +5

      At least his power isn't nothingness

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 4 роки тому +4

      He was pushed into the water and got wet. Hes completely useless now

    • @jacksullivan4741
      @jacksullivan4741 4 роки тому +3

      plot twist Nico grew up to become old man

  • @sicko-phant4450
    @sicko-phant4450 6 років тому +275

    There used to be a TON of penguins in Alaska. But they all died of diphtheria. I hear it's deadly dangerous.

    • @ArendAlphaEagle
      @ArendAlphaEagle 6 років тому +28

      ProbablyJustASloth they probably moved to the south because they think diphtheria won't develop in tropical regions, but they traveled too far and ended up in antarctica instead

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 6 років тому +16

      Does that mean the ones that live in the Galapagos Islands are basically descendants of the "Home Alone" kids of the penguin world? ...I may have just come up with a back story for Happy Feet 3.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 6 років тому +8

      What about the penguins in South Africa?

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 3 роки тому +2

      Or they just didn't wanted to appear in these movies...
      Can You blame them?

  • @markmyers6756
    @markmyers6756 6 років тому +312

    Phelous the red sky seasons.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 років тому +32

      Mark Myers
      OH NO! Things are gonna get super edgy!

    • @Fanden2
      @Fanden2 6 років тому +14

      That's because he's in Hell!

    • @LaNoLaCola
      @LaNoLaCola 6 років тому +5

      Fanden2 from what AC/DC told me, hell ain't a bad place to be

    • @koenvandamme6901
      @koenvandamme6901 6 років тому +5

      This movie was so bad that it awakened the Moon Presence.

    • @Rahhelthethird
      @Rahhelthethird 6 років тому +14

      Yeah, that's the problem with the red sky season of Phelous. He seems less animated due to budget constraints.

  • @FrankNFurter1000
    @FrankNFurter1000 6 років тому +322

    I was ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT waiting for Wabuu to appear...

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 років тому +16

      George Reid Wabuu is life!

    • @culwin
      @culwin 6 років тому +19

      All the other animals in this movie are SO STUPID

    • @FrankNFurter1000
      @FrankNFurter1000 6 років тому +6

      Hehehehehehehehehehhh *Neck jiggle*

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 6 років тому +6

      Phelous should copyright Wabuu before Dingo gets any ideas.....!!

  • @dylbob9000
    @dylbob9000 6 років тому +298

    i don't understand how Dingo Pictures financially survived past whatever their first release was,

    • @jackmcslay
      @jackmcslay 6 років тому +77

      My guess is the same reason uwe boll made so many movies - german film subsidies

    • @GarthTheDestroyer
      @GarthTheDestroyer 6 років тому +102

      Probably because their animation budget was around $50 by the looks of it.

    • @dunes8817
      @dunes8817 6 років тому +79

      probably like most knockoff children's movie creators, through confused parents/grandparents.

    • @ArendAlphaEagle
      @ArendAlphaEagle 6 років тому +38

      Well, apparently back when they were Media Concept, they produced glorified audiobooks with visuals stuffed into a VHS tape

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 6 років тому +44

      Garth2The2ndPower
      The animation budget was $50? Looks more like $5 and a wad of pocket lint if you ask me.

  • @unseenmarauder
    @unseenmarauder 4 роки тому +50

    I never understood the reference at 10:01 until I stumbled onto an old commercial for the Mario Bros Arcade for Atari. It has Luigi yell "Mario, where are you?" In the way Phelous yells "Comio, where are you?"

  • @genyfear
    @genyfear 6 років тому +240

    “I love you, Judy.”
    “Eww”
    I know that feel, Niko.

  • @kimifw58
    @kimifw58 6 років тому +255

    Does Dingo just cast randomly? Is that why old men are voiced by women and little boys have nasally man voices?

    • @URFTBOUND4LIFE
      @URFTBOUND4LIFE 4 роки тому +61

      Its a very sophisticated and advanced system determining what roles are given to whom which we like to call " eenie meenie miney mo".
      And let's not forget" and my mommy told me to pick the very best one" part.

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 3 роки тому +22

      Something interesting I just found out is that one of the default narrators of Dingo Pictures is actually working as a radio host and and offscreen narrator for several TV channels. He also seems to be part time actor at a theatre. So there should be at least one voice actor who actually has experience in narration and acting. But no one among these voice actors sounds like a professional. Either this guy absolutely did not care at all about actually giving a good performance for this company or their equipment was so terrible that no voice actor would have ever sounded good.

    • @BlazeHeartPanther
      @BlazeHeartPanther 3 роки тому +8

      @@Grey_Warden_Invasion That could just be referring to the German dubs of Dingo Pictures animations. These voice actors I believe are a separate set of people

  • @accidentalalicorn5323
    @accidentalalicorn5323 6 років тому +232

    Diphtheria, it's deadly dangerous!

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому +15

      Kinky Collars The Masochist Pony Lots of water helps, but if you survive you'll be useless!

    • @accidentalalicorn5323
      @accidentalalicorn5323 6 років тому +11

      anik monette MY GOD

    • @sirknife6698
      @sirknife6698 6 років тому +6

      I read it as he said it in the video, I swear to God

    • @HerrHick
      @HerrHick 6 років тому +8

      Stand back, these kids have been infected by the diphteria bacteria.

  • @KudokuMaoh
    @KudokuMaoh 6 років тому +82

    I think Dingo could have distanced themselves from being copies of Disney and other successful animated movies by inserting Wabuu into all those movies and making him the main character of whatever story they are copying.

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 3 роки тому +9

      They would have been sooo succesfull

    • @davidspring4003
      @davidspring4003 Місяць тому +1

      So...Loony Tunes, but replace Bugs with Wabuu?

    • @cheepmovprod
      @cheepmovprod Місяць тому

      @@davidspring4003that would be amazing.

  • @harrysavva9630
    @harrysavva9630 6 років тому +211

    Would have been awesome if Balto came back with *DIAMONDS* instead of the medicine

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому +13

      Harry Savva Anyway, half of these kids should have died since Como had the other satchel of drugs and fell off the cliff...

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 6 років тому +5

      💎close enough...

    • @harrysavva9630
      @harrysavva9630 6 років тому +1

      anik monette omg yeah 😂😂

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 4 роки тому +5

      What about shinning fruits?

    • @smjaiteh
      @smjaiteh 4 роки тому +11

      Diamonds? Ma-GOD!

  • @Nionivek
    @Nionivek 6 років тому +107

    So Q+ is slightly higher then the worst rating you can give. Does that mean Q5 is the WORST rating one can give?

  • @TheRandomElDuderino
    @TheRandomElDuderino 6 років тому +145

    To be fair, this is the best looking Dingo-film, for whatever *that's* worth.

    • @koenvandamme6901
      @koenvandamme6901 6 років тому +45

      That's like winning the beauty pageant in the hospital's burn victims ward.

    • @Hauptseite
      @Hauptseite 6 років тому +27

      Yet this is technically their most screwed up. Garbage areas, missing building parts, there's one shot where you can see the part that *holds the drawings*, and the laziest character designs yet. I mean at least Quasimodo looked like a hunchback and not like anyone else. At least the lion and the black panther looked like a lion and a black panther. Here Balto and his girlfriend and even his enemy looked like the laziest palette swaps on earth. Then the squeaky voice crackling female actress for the old man is just too hilarious.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 років тому +9

      Koen Van Damme
      *beauty* *gasp*

    • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
      @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 6 років тому +12

      Not really. How’s it the best looking one? Oh I suppose because of the water

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope 3 роки тому

      @@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 yes

  • @garthst.claire3459
    @garthst.claire3459 6 років тому +117

    Usually when there's stupid Dingo dialogue I can tell what it probably was supposed to say in German and why the translation error occurred...but I have no clue how they got the idea that "getting off with Judy" would work in that context...

    • @slacknhash
      @slacknhash 6 років тому +23

      British English, albeit somewhat antiquated now. Meaning to score, or successfully flirt. Example from no less a story than the Hitchhiker's Guide.
      "In the entry in which it talks about dying of asphyxiation 30 seconds after being thrown out of a spaceship, it goes on to say that space being the size it is, the chances of being picked up by another craft within those seconds are two to the power of two hundred and sixty thousand, one hundred and ninety-nine to one against which, by a staggering coincidence, was also the phone number of an Islington flat where Arthur once went to a a very good party, where he ate some very good food, had some very good drinks with some very good friends and met a very nice girl whom he totally failed to get off with."

  • @johnnyrico4795
    @johnnyrico4795 6 років тому +129

    "DOC SAID THAT NICO MUST DIE!"
    after all this time, dingo still as fresh as ever

  • @PaceBreaker
    @PaceBreaker 6 років тому +227

    Your version of this is much more enjoyable. You had seem like you had fun tearing into this one.

  • @HiperPivociarz
    @HiperPivociarz 6 років тому +88

    Oh man, I can't wait for Brave the Husky to appear in the next Sonic the Hedgehog game, right along Small the Mouse and Scary the Bat

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 6 років тому +8

      Now I want to see a team up title with Sonic and Wabuu.

    • @robertcummings4514
      @robertcummings4514 6 років тому +7

      I wanna see wabu in some creepy pasta sonic fan Fiction crossover video game hack where the back round layouts look like sonic but have the shitty art of dingo pictures and wabu plays sonic but it don't act like a sonic game it acts like the story arch of the dingo char or something to that effect :D

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 4 роки тому +3

      And Jack the Ass!

  • @metalmario991
    @metalmario991 6 років тому +141

    Just recently looked up the animators from Dingo Pictures and they are actually doing something now. To quote:
    "The revealed credits for each film actually credit the animators as "Ludwig Ickert" and "Simone Greiss". According to Greiss' personal website, she now works as a freelance actor and painter; while Ickert is lead guitarist of a band now, according to a local newspaper."

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore 6 років тому +5

      Lmao I wonder what kind of quality we can expect from that.

    • @olserknam
      @olserknam 6 років тому +16

      Well I mean, everyone's gotta start somewhere right?

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 3 роки тому +2

      proof

    • @beegyosh8262
      @beegyosh8262 Рік тому +5

      The part about Simone Greiß is right, but Ickert was actually a guitarist first and then he did Dingo.

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 Рік тому +1

      Judging by the quality of the animation, I don't imagine she gets a lot of work for her painting skills.

  • @AllyGatorAnimator
    @AllyGatorAnimator 6 років тому +100

    Niko's going to die eventually anyway. He's clearly suffering from that reverse-aging condition from "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" and is secretly 90.

  • @thepopemichael
    @thepopemichael 6 років тому +88

    You know you've been a fan for a while when you remember a time before both you and Phelous had grey hair.
    Aging with dignity for the win.

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 6 років тому +14

      Michael Robbins Watching Dingo Pictures will do that to you....

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 роки тому +2

      well um...i don't have grey hair YET XD

    • @schlamuffenimperator9460
      @schlamuffenimperator9460 Рік тому +6

      Dingo Pictures shows us shit that scares our hair white...

  • @DinosaurFan88
    @DinosaurFan88 5 років тому +81

    It's such a shame that no one's made a live-action movie about the actual event, since the story of the serum run, Gunnar Kaasen, Togo, Balto, and Leonhard Seppala is a pretty interesting one.

    • @soapbox9139
      @soapbox9139 2 роки тому +7

      Balto was made roughly around the time it was popular to take real life historical events and adapt them into cartoons with talking animals (we got several Titanic cartoons for some reason). I figure an accurate adaption of Balto would be more possible today.

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 2 роки тому +9

      We have the Togo movie now, which is extremely accurate (although it does omit a few things like Seppala's daughter Sigrid).

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 2 роки тому +3

      They did recently, I think.

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 Рік тому +2

      I think there's one on disney plus.

    • @АлександраТк
      @АлександраТк Рік тому +1

      Or please do not make it. The real-action "The Lion King" was a piece of crap.

  • @RumbleDelta
    @RumbleDelta 6 років тому +272

    (Sees this in sub box)
    **Beauty gasp**

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 6 років тому +27

      A new Dingo-review?
      „What the hell is going on here?!?“
      „Mah god!“
      „Uaaaaaaaaah“
      *(head zooms in and out)*
      Time for a party at Wabuu‘s!

    • @zackthemonster8326
      @zackthemonster8326 6 років тому +2

      Noodle

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 років тому +13

      Rumble Delta It seems that we were Expected!

    • @arbiter11171
      @arbiter11171 6 років тому +9

      It's rare that you see an underwhelming reaction comment on UA-cam, but... there you go.
      *Beauty gasp*

    • @robertjosephmaccready4820
      @robertjosephmaccready4820 5 років тому +2

      *Head bounces up and down with a laughing face, even though no sound comes out*

  • @bailey6304
    @bailey6304 6 років тому +80

    I know that part about this being in theatres was a joke, but oh god, can you imagine if one of these was shown in theatres? That would be hilarious, seeing tons of people's reactions to this not knowing what it even was.

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 3 роки тому

      Everyone: Cheez... This is not what the trailers looked like...

    • @fablethewolf825
      @fablethewolf825 2 роки тому +5

      Did you hear about what happened with Megamind when it was in theaters? The projectionist of one theater got the movies mixed up and ended up showing a Saw movie instead. Common sense would suggest that the parents grabbed their kids and rushed them out of the theater well before anything gory could happen, but yikes.

    • @gingaddict
      @gingaddict 5 місяців тому

      I could imagine that- people would start discussing what the hell they are watching and then they will buy popcorn and slushes for the soul purpose of throwing them at the screen. Then it would erupt into a scene out of Airplane where they panic and fought each other when they thought nobody was flying the plane.

  • @FlameOfUdun96
    @FlameOfUdun96 6 років тому +383

    At least Balto’s Dad isn’t “can’t hunt for shit” One Eye...

    • @accidentalalicorn5323
      @accidentalalicorn5323 6 років тому +4

      Flame of Udun I think White Fang agrees

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 6 років тому +20

      „Its your destiny!“

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 6 років тому +13

      Flame of Udun Well, I don’t think having a polar bear who gets cold easily for a friend is any better.

    • @KingNazaru
      @KingNazaru 6 років тому +6

      What a loser.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 років тому +6

      Flame of Udun That's because he's a human male voiced by a female...

  • @CarozQH
    @CarozQH 6 років тому +86

    Balto by Dingo Pictures?!
    *I am NOT ready for this, Phelous!! NOO*

  • @loxishortridge1135
    @loxishortridge1135 6 років тому +191

    A SCAAAAAAAARFF??

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 6 років тому +13

      BE SCAAAAAAARFFFSSS (strongly inhales in Dundee)

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 4 роки тому +9

      *SCARF WISHING BEAR!!!!!*

    • @mikusz3
      @mikusz3 4 роки тому +2

      SHITS GIVEN INTERRUPTING BEAR!

    • @mikusz3
      @mikusz3 4 роки тому +1

      Man. I am all over this "will the bear get a scarf?" plot line. IS BALTO GONNA SHOW UP ANYTIME SOON?!

  • @vernyulkisasszony4708
    @vernyulkisasszony4708 Рік тому +12

    "Did Balto just called the evil dog Balto?" My guess that the script was something like: "Balto: You are just jealous!" And the voice actor accidently read the whole thing and they didn't do an another take

  • @annica321
    @annica321 6 років тому +159

    * sees notification*
    * king mygod voice* My god!

  • @gwendolynstata3775
    @gwendolynstata3775 6 років тому +93

    "I live in the North Pole were it's cold and I can't regulate my body temperature for shit. That's why they call me COLD BEY-A!'

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому +4

      Gwendolyn Stata Nome is in the North Pole?

    • @gwendolynstata3775
      @gwendolynstata3775 6 років тому +12

      I forgot that the movie was in Alaska whenever the Polar Bear was on screen and interpreted the visual shorthand incorrectly. That's why the call me INCORRECT BEY-A.

    • @LaNoLaCola
      @LaNoLaCola 6 років тому +7

      Gwendolyn Stata at least the person didn't "actually" you. Then you would have been Actually Bey-a

    • @toddseekins8874
      @toddseekins8874 6 років тому +6

      Gwendolyn Stata I do not believe that it's possible to actively regulate ones own body temperature......that's why they call me skeptical BEY-A!!!!!

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 роки тому +1

      @@LaNoLaCola XD i love this comment section!

  • @directorraney
    @directorraney 6 років тому +41

    The Looney Toons gag at 11:14 is probably the hardest I've laughed during one of these in a long time. I was actually tearing up!

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 3 роки тому +3

      What's up Doc?

    • @directorraney
      @directorraney 3 роки тому +3

      Gah, Looney TUNES. I actually knew that back then, but here I am 3 years later just to fix that.

  • @Froggievilleus
    @Froggievilleus 6 років тому +64

    The polar bear never did get his scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffffffffffffffffff.

  • @nopedone6331
    @nopedone6331 6 років тому +56

    Ah, Dingo Pictures, you're the gift that keeps on giving.

    • @KingNazaru
      @KingNazaru 6 років тому +4

      Nope Done Like Mya said, it’s that great place where wishes come true.

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 3 роки тому +1

      @@KingNazaru "when you wish to a racoon, makes no difference in how stupid he sees you..."

    • @Remythechef
      @Remythechef 2 роки тому

      Sounds like mothers Brussel sprouts

  • @nicholasgregg5980
    @nicholasgregg5980 6 років тому +45

    As a former Alaska resident, I am deeply offended by your assumption that we don't use seals for fishing.

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 6 років тому +3

      Nicholas Gregg What about penguins? You got those right?

    • @nicholasgregg5980
      @nicholasgregg5980 6 років тому +9

      Otakun The vegan Up there we called them super puffins

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 6 років тому +4

      At least you guys don't have the store simply named "Vodka"..... that I know of...

    • @floatpvnk
      @floatpvnk Рік тому

      Wow, you guys have internet up there?

  • @kingkreeps3669
    @kingkreeps3669 6 років тому +183

    The Polar Bear never got his scarf, worst movie ever 0/10

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 4 роки тому +13

      Even worse: The doctor never got his dinner

    • @robertstephen8372
      @robertstephen8372 4 роки тому +6

      @@alexdionisos
      Actually that's a win.

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 4 роки тому +8

      @@robertstephen8372 That's because the doctor didn't pay his gambling debt

    • @Remythechef
      @Remythechef 4 роки тому +12

      Don’t you mean his SCAAAARRRFFFF?

  • @jsb8261
    @jsb8261 6 років тому +59

    This is clearly the superior version of Balto. I mean look at that stunning animation.

    • @kobaltsteel6418
      @kobaltsteel6418 6 років тому +15

      JSB And listen to that dialogue, it's deadly-dangerously good... especially the lip synching.

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 3 роки тому +3

      The water is great for Dingo standards

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 6 років тому +42

    No better way to end a long work week than with Phelous and Dingo Pictures.

  • @OnDavidsBrain
    @OnDavidsBrain 6 років тому +104

    Now why wasn't this Balto in Metal Gear Solid 5? I mean he's clearly a Diamond Dog.

  • @ninclow5421
    @ninclow5421 3 роки тому +17

    I grew up in Norway during the late 1990s and early 2000s. We had the Norwegian dub on several of the movies of Dingo Pictures and Goodtimes Productions. Fun fact: In our version, the kid characters were always voiced by kids, the male characters were always voiced by males, and the same went for the female ones. Also, the dialogue was re-worked to be grammatically accurate. Also, good guys sounded like good guys, and villains like villains...

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 8 місяців тому +2

      Wow, someone actually cared enough to do things right.

  • @daliborjovanovic510
    @daliborjovanovic510 6 років тому +60

    Dingo really seems to love selfcest pairings.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 4 роки тому +4

      Oh dear....I think you uncovered some dark secret.

    • @milicadiy
      @milicadiy 4 роки тому +2

      Sarousch would be a great Dingo character.

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 3 роки тому +3

      Self love. Beautiful lesson there, Dingo

  • @stlouisrocker100
    @stlouisrocker100 6 років тому +175

    12:32 Actually movie it's 864 kilometers from Nome to Anchorage and that's if you're traveling in a curved line which, by the way, the dog sled teams couldn't do. Also the teams didn't travel down there, the medicine in real life was delivered, by rail, to Nenana, Alaska. Dingo fails at reality once again.

    • @dwarfbunni
      @dwarfbunni 6 років тому +26

      I am, for one, SHOCKED!!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 6 років тому +19

      I think they only heard of two cities in Alaska....

    • @SleepNeed
      @SleepNeed 6 років тому +16

      I wouldn't be surprised if they never even heard of Alaska itself before "writing" this "film."

    • @joeschmoe2843
      @joeschmoe2843 6 років тому +2

      Metric Measurements?
      Non-American Spotted.

    • @stlouisrocker100
      @stlouisrocker100 6 років тому +11

      I'm from Missouri dude, I used metric because the movie did here did if you listen closely enough. And as for non-American, you do know that Phelous (the uploader) is from Canada right?

  • @Lightscribe225
    @Lightscribe225 6 років тому +102

    Even if it's Balto, it's not done.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 6 років тому +119

    No Bob Hoskin Goose, Don Bluth Villian Dog, or Phil Collins polar bear...Automatic F!

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 6 років тому +26

      I say Don Bluth because of the way that dog was animated and he had those big Don Bluthesque eyebrows

    • @kevinsharpe9716
      @kevinsharpe9716 6 років тому +15

      Also missing the Bridget Fonda love interest and terrifying grizzly scene

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 6 років тому +3

      Could Dingo Pictures ever even get an A?? Or even a D-???!!!

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 6 років тому

      Cat Santos Based on how this movie turned out, Dingo Pictures doesn't even deserve an F. Somebody needs to make a worse grade than F and give it to them.

    • @kevinsharpe9716
      @kevinsharpe9716 6 років тому

      ADP1998 there was this cartoon that I barely remember where one of the characters was failing so bad that they got a G-. Try that

  • @sebaufiend
    @sebaufiend 4 роки тому +10

    I am 100% sober and just grading papers and rewatching this for the umpteenth time, but for some goddamn reason this is funnier than it's ever been to me. From the joke about the moose picture, the what's up doc gag, to the "game over yeah!" with the weak "yeah", just all had me bursting out loud with laughter.

  • @drygonfyre
    @drygonfyre 6 років тому +24

    I laughed so hard when Komo fell on you at the end, Q+ job Phelous!

  • @e.b.9473
    @e.b.9473 6 років тому +23

    I like to think Phelous purposely waited for the sky to have that orange tint just for the review.

  • @buringplumbranches
    @buringplumbranches 6 років тому +25

    17:01 There and Back Again; A Husky's Tail, by Balto Baggins.

    • @stormwolf3252
      @stormwolf3252 6 років тому +2

      "I knew Bilbo was a furry... or a weredog. One of the two."

  • @breaksystembse
    @breaksystembse 6 років тому +15

    *sees Phelous upload*
    *ADJOINED NUN SCREAMING*

  • @thegirlleastlikelyto
    @thegirlleastlikelyto 6 років тому +130

    Last time I was this early old man wasn't completely useless.

  • @ZekeAxel
    @ZekeAxel 6 років тому +12

    7:32 I guess the Voice "actor" just read the script "Balto: You're just jealous" aloud. And they went with that take.

  • @SailorJenova
    @SailorJenova 6 років тому +79

    "are u ready for the story of Brave the Husky?"
    "no"
    (happens anyway)
    XD

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 років тому +5

      SailorJenova At least it's not a chore to watch... like Bevanfield's knock off movies...

    • @stormwolf3252
      @stormwolf3252 6 років тому +4

      Hey, we could have watched "Kiara the Brave" instead. I don't know if that means that we're more fortunate, but at least we know what to expect from Dingo Pictures.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому

      Tommy Deonauth's Archives Boy are you right about that!
      The worst about it is that each time I watch his review of Bevanfield's Aladdin, I find an animation error! But the movie itself is just soooo boring.

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 3 роки тому

      Nah... Pixar's BRAVE is better

  • @alieninvaider
    @alieninvaider 6 років тому +14

    What’s faster than the speed of light!? me clicking on a new Phelous video!!

  • @byronchandler5000
    @byronchandler5000 6 років тому +116

    I predict Phelous is going to review Call of the Wild by GoodTimes.

    • @unamed2516
      @unamed2516 6 років тому +4

      Byron Chandler Well I heard him say there was a Peter and the wolf by Dingo and I saw a version of Hercules next to the dvd case of the movie so I figure he might do those to but yeah maybe he’s going to do more reviews about dogs.

    • @stephaniewozny3852
      @stephaniewozny3852 6 років тому +4

      I hope he does, along with that version of Moby Dick that came with White Fang.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 6 років тому +1

      More like Call of the Mildly Boring.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 6 років тому +3

      Byron Chandler You are correct. His review of Call of the Wild is his the most recent upload to his channel.

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 6 років тому +87

    *RUBBISH INTESIFIES*

  • @SuperPrinnyDood
    @SuperPrinnyDood 6 років тому +11

    good to see that the doctor and The king from the LoZ CDi have the same priorities such as dinner.

  • @KingNazaru
    @KingNazaru 6 років тому +16

    A Perseus movie? Well looking forward to seeing this review.

  • @Avellania
    @Avellania 6 років тому +18

    I googled Dingo Pictures to check if they still exist and apparently their HQ is just a 30 minute drive away from me.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому +6

      Avellania Is it an abandoned mental hospital? 😁

    • @Avellania
      @Avellania 6 років тому +8

      I haven't checked irl yet, but it is on the outskirts of a small town, next to a big hotel surrounded by woods. I don't if they even use thatbuilding anymore or if they just never deleted their google profile. The owners are married, maybe they live there.

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 6 років тому +5

      I double dog DARE you to go there!!!😼

  • @gingaddict
    @gingaddict 2 роки тому +7

    This movie is actually where I first heard of Dingo Pictures, it was discussed on a Balto fansite for the 1995 film and its sequels called Balto World. Though I admit, it was through this review I found there was a English dub.

  • @lettylunasical4766
    @lettylunasical4766 6 років тому +34

    Maybe if the dogs hadn't been given bullshit instructions to not rest for 3 days, and were actually able to rest properly, the black dog wouldn't have died trying to jump the gorge on the second time.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 6 років тому +26

    18:03 SCENE INTERRUPTING MOOSE

  • @mobsterpoodle1781
    @mobsterpoodle1781 4 роки тому +6

    If you're wondering why this was released in 1997 as opposed to 1995 like the original film and many other Dingo ripoffs, Balto was delayed in Germany by two years and didn't hit theaters until April 1997.

  • @blyjd91
    @blyjd91 6 років тому +32

    This movie might take the cake for the most unfitting voices.

  • @TheAdorkableRJ
    @TheAdorkableRJ 6 років тому +27

    Everyone's all wet from the snow.
    You know what to do.

    • @Nakia11798
      @Nakia11798 6 років тому +5

      TheAdorkableRJ Let’s face it, they were useless before they got wet

    • @alexdionisos
      @alexdionisos 4 роки тому +4

      *Throws everybody in the dump*

  • @alexjewett7455
    @alexjewett7455 Рік тому +7

    21:10 yes, those two tiny bags will definitely hold enough medicine for all the children in nome... As long as there are only two of them.

  • @Fubukio
    @Fubukio 6 років тому +16

    Lack of sleep can cause both mental and physical health problems, and I'm risking all that to watch a Phelous review video at 1am. LOL

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope 3 роки тому +2

      Oh... What about school making you wake up early?

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 роки тому

      it's worth it

  • @TheWilderCat
    @TheWilderCat 5 років тому +6

    23:56 This is the best line read through out all Dingo Pictures, he sounds tired and like he actually knows what he's saying.

  • @thatguycalledphil6808
    @thatguycalledphil6808 6 років тому +5

    You weren't kidding about the water animation, for Dingo standards it's pretty impressive.

  • @gamingchinchilla7323
    @gamingchinchilla7323 6 років тому +43

    "WATS AP DOK"
    booooooooo!
    [gunshot]

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope 3 роки тому +1

      I read the comment just when this part came in 😂😂😂

  • @sarasaland4709
    @sarasaland4709 5 років тому +8

    I actually love watching Dingo Cartoons
    They’re so cheap, so dumb, and so clueless of anything
    That they’re amazing. Though, this cartoon could’ve used a bit more Wabuu.

  • @FilmmakerJ
    @FilmmakerJ 6 років тому +14

    "Future events such as these... will affect you... in future."

  • @Unihuahua
    @Unihuahua 6 років тому +10

    I'm battling the flu right now and this video totally perked me up!

  • @heliosdelsol
    @heliosdelsol 3 роки тому +5

    This is absolutely one of the funniest episodes you've ever done! I've watched this one probably 5-6 times now and I still laugh hysterically every time!

    • @fritzy8318
      @fritzy8318 Рік тому +1

      How do you laugh historically?

  • @MovieBuffGinna
    @MovieBuffGinna 6 років тому +3

    It is my birthday today. Thanks for the present Phelous!

  • @quartzcola4797
    @quartzcola4797 6 років тому +5

    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BECAUSE I OWNED THIS ONE AS A KID
    YOU'RE EXPERIENCING MY SUFFERING PHALAN

  • @RaphBlade7
    @RaphBlade7 3 роки тому +6

    Gotta love the Judge Seal gag. Though considering this is the Dingo Pictures universe, I wouldn't be surprised if the Judge from Dingo's the Hunchback got reincarnated into the Judge Seal in Dingo's Balto. I mean reincarnation is definitely a thing in their universe considering how they reuse everything (characters, character models, names, background assets, etc). It also would explain the multiple versions of Charlie Cat who end up getting paired with a Lucy, or the two Como. Though in the case of the one true Wabuu, he's most likely a Raccoon Time Lord.

    • @RaphBlade7
      @RaphBlade7 3 роки тому +1

      Guess the Diamonds Panther got reincarnated into Balto. Must be working on his Karma or some other Dingo Pictures reincarnation shtick.

    • @RaphBlade7
      @RaphBlade7 3 роки тому +1

      Oh, the Judge Seal sentencing that annoying Polar Bear to hang gag really made me laugh. Kudos.

    • @theultimatememelord5494
      @theultimatememelord5494 2 роки тому

      ​@@RaphBlade7 Wouldn't it be the other way around?

  • @PlantKitty
    @PlantKitty 2 роки тому +4

    That scream when Komo falls off the cliff wasn't edited in by Phelous btw, the sound there (that he samples for the joke where Balto falls too) is actually in the movie

  • @duomaxwell6523
    @duomaxwell6523 6 років тому +9

    Polar bear got wet twice! He's beyond useless now.
    Ice Bear from We Bare Bears: "Ice Bear is ashamed of my Dingo Pictures brother. Ice Bear more than disappointed in him".

  • @darkron288
    @darkron288 6 років тому +17

    Phelous is reviewing another Dingo pictures movie? Gentlemen get the booze this is going to be painful

    • @KingNazaru
      @KingNazaru 6 років тому +7

      Darkron2 You can’t trust Gentlemen. They’re too oblivious to their wives treating their daughters like slaves.

    • @ClaudetteVioletta
      @ClaudetteVioletta 3 роки тому

      @@KingNazaru what a GENTLEMAN!!

  • @wolfexer8250
    @wolfexer8250 4 роки тому +8

    16:31 This is why i love phelous.

  • @jsb8261
    @jsb8261 6 років тому +18

    Plot twist; Balto was given the wrong medicine and they all died.

    • @stormwolf3252
      @stormwolf3252 6 років тому +7

      And that's why you don't trust Monsieur Christopher Lee to give you the right medicine.

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 6 років тому +5

      Because everyone was soooooo stupid!!!!!

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 11 місяців тому

      Because their existence was useless the whole time

  • @gamestation2690
    @gamestation2690 6 років тому +12

    The opening and closing shots of your review are a reference to the live-action Central Park framing device from the other Balto movie, right?

  • @jsb8261
    @jsb8261 6 років тому +8

    I don't believe it. It's the return of Frollo from Dingo's Hunchback of Notre Dame.

  • @eaglehawktigerbear_949
    @eaglehawktigerbear_949 6 років тому +8

    The 'what's up doc' killed me 😂

  • @Sandy-xd5bj
    @Sandy-xd5bj 6 років тому +48

    I stopped watching Sailor Moon for this. You’re welcome.

  • @gumhoy5054
    @gumhoy5054 6 років тому +3

    People need to appreciate Phelan's hard work more. I've always found your videos hilarious.

  • @cartooncrazy9433
    @cartooncrazy9433 6 років тому +30

    I could not have clicked on this fast enough

  • @ryanc5572
    @ryanc5572 5 років тому +5

    The woman doing the voice of the old man is the funniest thing. Also, the doctor character is the priest from their Hunchback of Notre Dame.

    • @Kintsugi23
      @Kintsugi23 5 років тому +4

      And that sick kid's mom is one of the villagers from Anastasia

  • @vivimariefedorov7374
    @vivimariefedorov7374 2 роки тому +6

    Ugly Kid: Help me. I'm sick.
    Old Man: I'm not sorry to tell you. But you were completely useless from the start. (Breaks ugly kids neck)
    Balto: Thank you, Old Man. Here is your pay. The DIAMONDS!!!!! 💎
    Old Man: Eeeeehhh!

  • @avilovewell7091
    @avilovewell7091 6 років тому +17

    Oh no not Dingo! MAH GOD!

  • @josebrumbo
    @josebrumbo 6 років тому +4

    Phelous I was just re watching your golden films reviews and now this? Don't smother us like this it's too much!

  • @mura9881
    @mura9881 6 років тому +7

    20:30
    Bad Como, that wine is Wabooze!

  • @ClaudetteVioletta
    @ClaudetteVioletta 3 роки тому +11

    The 95' one gave us memories...
    This one gave us potential memes
    Seems fair to me.

  • @SammyRenard
    @SammyRenard 6 років тому +5

    It warms my heart and inflates my ego that I witness something that's even worse than my own drawing skills

  • @gordieboi2340
    @gordieboi2340 6 років тому +13

    Your father, Balto, is your father?

  • @RobotwarsKing
    @RobotwarsKing 6 років тому +13

    _"NEEEEEEEJ, KOMO! _*_NEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ!_*_ "_

  • @Lrr_Of_Omikron
    @Lrr_Of_Omikron 3 роки тому +7

    Is anyone els really curious to know what these 2 Dingo voice actors look like?