Anastasia (Dingo Pictures) - Phelous
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2024
- Rasputin attacks with his cartoon bombs making Anastasia lose her mind and decided to live with an old weirdo, until, Anastasia from the Bluth movie shows up in male form.
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Nachos and cheese.
Peanutbutter and jelly.
Cookies and milk.
Phelan Porteous and Dingo Pictures.
DeepEye1994 'Ndeed
Dammit! How could you? XD
Wabuu and axe murder
Water and useless.
Dogs and Raisins.
Raisin...
I'd give this documentary 0/10 because of all the historical inaccuracies. They didn't even mention Wabuu's integral role in the Bolshevik Revolution.
I think that's too harsh; they did include Anastasia meeting and rescue by an alternate dimension version of herself, as a man, and they did correctly depict Rasputin as a Fu Manchu clone! These did happen!
4/10
Right? Anyone who forgets the Tzar becoming a tuba is just a buffoon
@@1Hol1Tiger I think we can agree that an Anastasia movie without annoying birds is just pseudohistory.
@@andreasnickmann370 Certainly
Who could forget the time Rasputin also helped Wabuu and even after the revolution he helped the Germans in WWII to summon a demon but also summoned a red demon child a red right hand of doom
"Why would I lie to you? You've known me for ages!" "Exactly."
Oh snap, a halfway decent exchange of dialog. Nice one Dingo! :P
I actually laughed at that line when I first saw this movie years ago. It actually makes sense as a joke.
Dingo, what are you doing to us?!
@Rach I don't think they would care without coming off as massive hypocrites considering all that they've stolen from Disney and Bluth.
Right? It's like seeing a rare moment of sanity in a senile old relative
Best antagonist in any movie. Does nothing except bowl cartoon bombs at things and talks to rats.
"I don't wanna be killed by Rasputin! Do something about it? Boris!"
Best line read ever.
Second to "He won't molest you again so quickly".
Raine Phoenix Four words in response to that claim:
THE.
DIAMONDS.
,
MY.
GOD!
"Shut that door!"
Anders Lindroth You realise the word ‘molest’ has more than one connotation?
-Alladin!- Boris! do something!
“I love being called a traitor because I hate subtlety, just look at my goblin face!” That part always gets me laughing
Same here. Phelous’s voiceovers for these are really funny.
Wouldn't it make a lot more sense for one of these "Anastasia survives" stories to have Rasputin be involved in helping her survive rather than just casting him as the villain because Bluth did it? I mean his assassination was near the start of the Russian revolutions, he was a close friend of the royal family, and was famously hard to kill as his assassins stabbed, poisoned, shot, and beat him before finally binding him and throwing him in a freezing river where he drowned after breaking free of said bindings.
Only Nicolay II could fully trust Rasputin , because in WW1 his uncle Nicolay Nicolaievitch did a bad job of commanding Russian Imperial Army and Nicolay II replaced him. He was afraid to speak with his family about his uncle's bad job.
I now want to see a version with Mentor Rasptuin
He was still a guy who used his reputation as a "holy wild man" and manipulation skills to get the confidence of Empress Alexandra and then tried to influence politics to the detriment of both the imperial family and Russia as a whole. He wasn't a demonic villain, but neither was he some good hearted innocent.
Plus the whole thing about being "hard to kill" that gets exaggerated. It all happened in fairly quick succession. So we don't know whether the poison, stabbing or shooting would have killed him in the long run if he hadn't drowned.
@@garthst.claire3459 nah, I think they meant Rasputin could be like a morally ambiguous mentor figure, and it could be a villain arc or she could steer herself in a more positive direction
That's WHY he was the villain in tbe Bluth version. He was talking about revenge. That's what for.
This movie was only subpar due to a severe lack of Wabuu
"Most of the Romanovs in the palace are sooooo stupid! Heh heh heh"
Flame of Udun Isn't it MOST?
+Tyler Hale yeah you're right. I have disgraced the supreme messiah, Wabuu. I apologize.
Everything's better with Wabuu....he's like a tasty condiment for poor quality steak.
Flame of Udun
Me: Can Dingo Pictures do an accurate version of the Anastasia story?
Phelan: Spoilers, No.
Me: MAHGAW... whatever...
The real issue is old man's HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lack.
"Why would I lie to you? You've known me for ages!"
"Exactly."
I'll admit, I actually found that part funny XD
That's probably the only line in the movie that got a chuckle out of me.
I laughed out loud when male Bluth Anastasia showed up... it's just such a confusing choice. But then again, I don't know why I would expect Dingo Pictures to ever make sense.
Dingo did the same thing when they used the Adult Simba Model as the Dad, it's like making a Dingo-ized Prequel Trilogy, where Not-Obi-Wan is played by the Sebastian Shaw Anakin with his Padawan the Hayden Christiensen Anakin.
Me too. I was laughing so hard for many minutes of that ridiculous idea
So Bluth's version of Rasputin was a Zombie, Atlus made him an android, Sacnoth wrote him making a pact with a demon, Golden Films believed he started a Revolution, while Dingo turned him into a ginger shaped face Bomberman.
Bluth's was a _Lich_
I can't stand the systemic undeath racism that plagues society
We haven't even had a strong Zombie protagonist in ages
@@koshavinka2995 ahem *Stubbs the Zombie* ahem
It says something when Fate/Grand Order might have the most realistic version of Rasputin. ._.
Doctor Who had him receive prophetic visions after exposure to alien technology.
@@koshavinka2995 what about the disney film "z-o-m-b-i-e-s
Yeah, Rasputin may have had nothing to do with the murder of the Romanov's, but he had a freaky beard, so he'll do as a villain.
Since he died the year before the subversion of the Tzar, I wonder why Lenin, Trotsky or some other leading Bolshevik didn't become the villain to begin with. Maybe that would have been too political.
Rasputin has the more sensational reputation (and the freakiest beard,) so he's the obvious choice for a cliche villain in a made up 'historical' movie. I think it's 99% down to the fact that Rasputin just looked weird.
They reused the model for Dingo's Atlantis, and I fully expect it to be reused in Dingo's 9-11 when they get around to it.
+Rachel Mazurek It kinda makes sense that Dingo used him as the villain. Aside from their tendency of ripping off other movies, they have the historical and geographical knowledge of a three year old. I was rather wondering why he was used as the villain in Don Bluth's movie, since that company probably knew that he was murdered in 1916 (one year before the Russian revolution).
Besides, since he was involved in dark magic and had sold his sole, it makes a little more sense that he was alive in Bluth's version. In Dingo's version, however, he is a mere mortal who is alive years after the revolution and even aims at being elected as the president... in Communist Russia. Lol.
I live in Germany and found the Dingo Anastasia DVD in a 1 Euro Shop yesterday. With the cover on the left at 1:33. My mom just looked at me in confusion when I was giggling like a maniac and taking pics of the DVD.
Now you've given me a reason to walk in there and buy these crappy movies XD
Wow? Only 2 months ago they still have Dingo DVDs for sale in Germany? That is trippy!
Pics? You should have BOUGHT it!
@@MforMovesets ich hab n Foto, ich schicks dir gern! XD 1 Euro war mir aber dann doch zu viel.
Lol 😂 oh my goodness I would have done the exact same thing as you did!
Boris' real name is of course Manastasia.
Mahgod!
I always thought he also looks like Ville Valo from the Finnish band HIM.
Y'all make me wanna smoke crack sometimes on jah
Wow, clever, you copied a joke directly from the video!
that's what Dingo Pictures always did: copy other people's ideas
as an animator, the joke at 17:42 just hit me so hard like a brick it reminded me of my shitty run cycles I did 10years ago lol.
NCHProductions At least you improved!
NCH! Notice me, sempai! :0
I can relate. My first run cycle was a C+ lmao. But even then it was somehow better than...that
Wathcing Dingo movies makes me feel good about my animations and art. I'm still learning.
Question is which is worse, Manastasia running or Ricky-bot walking?
I've been waiting for this review ever since you started reviewing Dingo Pictures, because I have personal history with this... "animation".
When I was 8, I wasn't allowed "big budget" games, so imagine my delight when I see Anastasia for PS1 for the bargain price of £3 in my local supermarket. I was a fan of the Don Bluth movie, and, being a naive child, thought this was based on it. I saved my pocket money for a few weeks, anxious in case it stopped being sold, and at last I bought it.
After a mind-numbing 45 minutes of animation, I realised I had made a terrible mistake. I had been ripped off of my precious few coins, been exposed to atrocious animation and voice acting, and realised there were terrible, awful con artists in the world.
I actually think Dingo Pictures might have sparked off my interest in learning about different animation companies and spotting rip-offs and mockbusters, so it's not all bad! I don't bear a grudge. It's too adorably pathetic to hate.
+Lady Brightcynder
Ouch... Glad you were able to indirectly get your vengeance. XD
"It's too a adorably pathetic to hate." Yess. 😁
Not all MockBuster's are bad My personal favorite is Abraham Lincoln Zombie Slayer
Did it really take you 45 minutes to realize that you had made a mistake.
(Kidding. I know what you meant.)
@@thing1thing2themediamaniac43 I completely forgot that movie existed! Damn, was it ever silly and kind of amazing.
"that was Anastasia, WOOH I AM AN IDIOT" Lost it
You sure are…
Fun fact: the Revolution that overthrew the Tsar was a separate revolution than the revolution that placed Lenin and the Communists in power. The first was the February Revolution, and the second was the October (Communist) Revolution.
Second Fun fact: the men who murdered Rasputin were actually Tsar Loyalists, most of whom fought against the February and October Revolutionaries.
@@WilliamGarland Other fact: According to legend he was poisoned with one bottle off Cyanide, shot atleast eight times, stabbed, beaten, rolled up in a carpet and then thrown into an icy river and even then he was still alive.
Until he was finally found dead the next morning.
It sounds ridiculous but the legend is true. Look it up.
The October revolution happened in November because Russia still used the Julian calendar until Lenin & co took power.
What's with women voicing middle-aged men in the dingo movies? They don't even sound convincing.
popa andreea you forget who makes these movies.....Dingo Pictures, enough said haha
With only two voice actors who barely can disguise their voices, what's you gonna do?
As aposee to middle aged women voicing 8 year old boys in other cartoons
Would they lie to you? They've known you for ages.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Well, when your office only has three people laundering money....I MEAN WORKING.....
Babushka? I think he meant Baba Yaga, the witch of Russian folklore.
+Nitrus Thered Yup.
Eh close enough..... at least the researched a tiny bit (probably not tho)
You see, Baba Yaga is actually Rasputin's grandmother, that's why he's so ugly, still alive even after his death prior to the revolution, and why he calls her Babushka.
Im so happy someone else heard the Slavic accents as well.
@@ArendAlphaEagle *Who told you I...* I mean, who told you _Rasputin_ was still alive?!
Oh, wait, you were riffing on the movie.
No immortal Rasputins to see here...
"What about breakfast?"
"Breakfast is ruined" - lol
kotov
Не по теме, но
Большое человеческое спасибо тебе.
YOU ALL MUST ELECT ME TO BE THE CZAR OF UA-cam, OR I'LL GET THE OLE BABUSHKA TO HEEEEEEELP ME...BABOOOSHKAAAAAAA
redloiyu654jay OHHH DON'T TALK SUCH RRRRRRUBISH
BABUSHKA: You have reached the number of Babushka, I'm sorry I'm unable to take your request for supernatural help right now as I'm helping Donald Trump keep power. Please leave a message and your number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
I don’t wanna get killed by RASPUTIN! Do something about it........ BORIS?
Пошёл в жопу
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
Rasputin's death scene reminded me so much of Ganon's death scene in the Phillips CDI Zelda series
"NO, NOT INTO THE BOOK IT BUUUUURNS!"
*PIT
Wow now I’m itching for a crossover
MisterBull *
Rasputin does look like a bootleg Zelda villain in this.
And so you see the real reason he destroyed the palace: the Tsar dared bring light to his lair.
I love how at 21:57 the newspaper just has random Russian words written on it. "Borschtsch" (a Russian soup) and "Glasnost? Njet!" (Openness? No!). Oh Dingo, you continue to amaze me.
Ukrainian soup.
Originally Ukrainian
I just want to know why Manastasia keeps making the 'I love you' sign with his hand.
Borsht is beetroot soup: I've had it previously and it's quite nice.
...Am I the only one who thinks this Rasputin looks a bit like he wandered out of a Nazi propaganda poster? And I know what you're thinking; the Nazis weren't even around during the Russian Revolution! But, well, let's just say that Aladdin and Paige really messed up this time.
Oh boy!
He reminds me a bit of Svengali. (Who, coincidentally, was a stereotyped jewish man).
I thought that was them at the Munich Beer Hall.
Eric Emigh
he dies looks like a Nazi propaganda Jewish caricature, and accusing the Jews of orchestrating the Russian Revolution is one of the more popular and enduring antisemitic conspiracy theories- all in all...YIKES!!!
Your comment is leading me to believe Aladdin and Paige wished Hitler into a raging antisemite to get the lamp from his painting class or something. Don't ever give me those images again.
Did Dingo just steal an idea from HELLBOY?! Because that also had a bald Rasputin working for Baba Yaga!
MrXemnas1992 wouldn't surprise me, these companies are under the impression they'll make a killing ripping off other people's great ideas - but shittier!
They probably were watching Hellboy while they were tweeking & fucked out of their minds, trying to finish their Anastasia ripoff...!!!
Im sure the Dingo movie came out first actually xD
I think that witch is supposed to be Baba Yaga, a character from Slavic folklore.
...Did they seriously mix up "Babushka" with "Baba Yaga"? Just when I thought Dingo couldn't get any more incompetent.
realitywarper93 Now I'm just imaging a Dingo Pictures version of John Wick.
THE BABA YAGA IN JACK FROST MADE MORE SENSE
she later appeared that the JFK ASSASSINATION
Viggo: Mmmmm, John Wick is the one you send to kill the DAMN HELL boogeyman, yes....
Iosef: MUHGOD!!!
realitywarper93
@14:49 MAHGOD! A DRYAD!
"Why would I lie to you? You've known me for ages."
"Exactly."
As.... Dingo as this "film" is, I actually thought that was funny, dare I say even not ironically.
EDIT: Holy shit this comment got a lot of likes. Thanks guys.
PeterCap I agree, it is a funny exchange
Makes it a shame the voice acting lacked the delivery of the lines so that I could give more than a chuckle to it...but if it did then it wouldn’t be dingo pictures
@@beats0me It really was the only good line in the entire 'film'.
Right? It got a laugh out of me.
I get the feeling that maybe there were a handful of decent jokes in the original German audio & this is one of the 1% of them that didn't get mutilated in translation
@@Jigwally Considering the amount of region specific jokes that people have had to point out throughout Phelous making these reviews, you're not wrong.
For those of you who don't have time to watch the whole video, here's a complete list of those 'Damn Dingo Laughs':
Laugh 001 - Anastasia: Eh-heh-heh heh-heh!
Laugh 002 - horse (muffled): hur-hur-hur
Laugh 003 - Rasputin: ha-heh-heh-heh...
Laugh 004 - Anastasia: Dah! Dah!
Laugh 005 - servant: Ho-ho-ho-ho.
Laugh 006 - pancake-flipping French chef: Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
Laugh 007 - Rasputin: Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah...
Laugh 008 - Rasputin: Ah ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!
Laugh 009 - Rasputin: Neh-hehehehh
Laugh 010 - Rasputin: Ha-ha-ha.
Laugh 011 - Babushka: A-ha-ha-ha ha-ha!
Laugh 012 - Babushka: Ha, haa?
Laugh 013 - Babushka: Heh-heh-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Laugh 014 - talking rat: Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Laugh 015 - Anastasia: Heh-heh-ha-ha-ha.
Laugh 016 - quiet-voiced dog: ( - - - - )
Laugh 017 - quiet-voiced dog: ( - - - - )
Laugh 018 - Anastasia: *silent head judder*
Laugh 019 - squirrel: Heh-ha-ha!
Laugh 020 - Rasputin: Ah-ha ha-ha-hah!
I hope this list was useful to you :)
It's useful, because it's not wet
@@andreasnickmann370 I accidentally got my phone wet while reading this comment, it's completely useless now
Rasputin looks like a antisemitic caricature. How fitting for the time it´s set in!
And Dingo pictures is a German "animation company" it kinda raises a red flag.
@Gene Bone Nice try but, you're gonna have to try harder.
Dared Rogers
With or without a hammer and a sickle.
What…? It wasn’t WW2
@@gracekim25 Antisemitism existed long before WW2.
RARARASPUTIN. Thanks Phelous I'll just have that stuck in my head for the next eternity or so.
This Guy
I’m pretty sure they already knew that moron
You know you've created something special when you depict Rasputin even less accurately then the version that's a demon summoning robot from the future!
What?!?
You heard me!
what version is that from?!
Raidou Kuzunoha vs The Soulless Army
Don't forget in Drifters (A series by the same author as the Manga Hellsing that features a lot of historical figures) where Rasputin was portrayed as a super pretty man (and I mean like super pretty).
But hey at least in that version he was working with Anastasia (who was super tall, way older and had ice powers)
"He won't molest you again so quickly."
Who else but Dingo? xD
Maybe that was a mistranslation they didn't bother fixing.
@@puppymaroon964 It was, molesting and harassing are the same word in german: belästigen.
That's Deadly Dangerous!!
In Spanish too. Molestar is to disturb or to annoy.
At some point the English word "molest" did actually just mean pester or harass. I'm guessing wherever they were getting their translations from included the dated definition and they either didn't notice or didn't care about the more common one. Always gotta double check your synonym usage, especially if you aren't familiar with the language.
"So Anastasia is going to be Anastasia's love interest?"
To borrow from Cinema Sins, WELL! That beats MY fan fiction!
Stil a better love story then twilight.
I'm skeptical about that quote being from Cinema Sins, it's actually funny. Doesn't fit their writing style at all.
Catherine [DATA EXPUNGED] it Is in fact a line Chris wrote ,usually Jeremy writes the scripts.
@@Haku1990 Is it really? this is the first time I've ever had to question that term.
The fact that JEREMY has said that🤣
I had to pause at the 17:39 mark because I was about to hyperventilate from laughing when I saw the horribly drawn creature behind the mumble-mouth guy.
Ikr? I *think* it was supposed to be some kind of fox but it's just so shitty and creepy that I have no idea what they were actually attempting to draw there XD
It’s funny, but pls don’t die from Dingo...!! That’s not a very honorable death...!!
It’s Phelous’s reaction to it that makes me laugh so much every time I watch this review. (Yes, I’ve watched this many times)
"WHAT the daaaamn hell is THAT?!" plus the visual? Oh, man. I can't stop laughing
Please review Dingo's "Prince Of Egypt" - so we can all learn about the youth years of Colonel Pimpers.
Yeah, and there's Dundee the Crocodile and...a fucking Dalmatian cub. It's hilarious.
Dingo did NOT do Prince of Egypt, by god, please tell me they didn(looks it up) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh gods, if that's real, someone's getting a *_DAMN GOOD BEATING._*
Dreigonix it is. I looked it up- it’s on UA-cam
A burning bush! MAHGOD!
"You know, getting from Moscow to Paris is just a quick little jog through Russia, Belarus, Poland, Germany and France"
Yes! Just ask Napoleon!
Genuine question: How do Phelous's jokes never get old? Like seriously he's the only reviewer I know who can repeat the same material over and over and not have it get stale.
It helps that he takes the piss out of himself.
plus, he’s like one of the only reviewers out there with the gall to actually sit through this shit & not only watch & absorb it, but also ANALYZE it too...!!
To be fair, his "early credits" joke does get old.
@@TheRealGaucelm nope🤷♀️ they don’t 😜
To answer your question, Alice: i think it's the way he does it differently that keeps it interesting
"Babushka" - old woman, grandmother, headscarf, nesting doll (the ones normally called "matryushka".
Or the "babushka" character is supposed to be Baba Yaga, a witch from Russian and Slavic folklore.
Rasputin was far more interesting in real life than in fiction. A pious monk, a heretical cultist, and Russia's greatest love machine at the same time, he's truly larger than life. Few people have had a greater impact on our culture and perception of Russia. Look him up and read a bit. It's pretty cool.
P.S. Why does Rasputin look like a villain from a Nazi children's book?
@@avalynpoe4441 You just made me choke on my sandwich. Well done.
The Boney M song is a more accurate and entertaining depiction of Rasputin than these movies!
rasputin permanently sounds like he's about to break out into a rendition of mr boombastic
Mr babushka
Well, he did go boombastic, minus the "bastic" part. XD
Mr. Bubushka
Now that you’ve said it, I can’t un-hear it.
I'm guessing that the reason Ananstasia is blonde in this is because in a lot of earlier concept art and test animations from the Bluth version, Anya was blonde. They probably copied that, then the Bluth film turned out to change the designs, and they got stuck.
Savannah C Its like the Dingo people never watched the Bluth version and just took concept art and winged it probably
Then they probably saw the poster and thought, hey that looks like a very handsome man in the middle of the poster. We found our design for Boris!
Now, there is a perfectly logical explanation as for why Dingo stole the design from Anastasia from the other movie, and made her a man:
See, that is the REAL Anastasia, who escaped, diyed her hair, and has been pretending to be a men so that the Bolchevique Army wont suspect her. The blonde girl we are following is actually a servant girl who happened to look a lot like how Anastasia did when she was younger. ... Thus making this actually a story about the forbidden love between a exiled princess and her amnesiac servant who thought she was her.
That's honestly a better story that anything written by the "geniuses" who work for Dingo pictures.
I thought about that too especially when Phelous commented about mummy wraps and I was like, "What if he is binding and is real Anastasia in disguise..."
+Dado Bojart
YURI CONFIRMED! HELL YES! >:D
...Sorry.
That seriously sounds like it could be a good story.
Yaaay! Yuri! We need more Yuri!
"YOU IS THE PRINCESS OF RUSSIA!"
Tareltonlives AND ALSO PRINCESS OF FOOLS!
Most of the Anastasia stories are SO STUPID...
For you!
"Grand Duchess, ya idiot!"
You is the tsar of fools!
MAHGAWD!
"Babushka" looks like Baba Yaga - a popular Slavic folk character. Considering rumors about Rasputin tangling with the otherworldly and stuff her appearance is... Appropriate?
The word and meaning of "appropriate" jumped out of the window, the moment when Dingo pictures decided to tell the Anastasia story. Along with logic and sense.
So... no, probably not appropriate
Her design is a ripoff of Mama Fortuna from The Last Unicorn.
Ah. Good ol' Dingo. I'll get the alcohol.
The Media Raptor wabbu already has the alcohol.
The Media Raptor "Are you drinking? Gimme some... "
Not for you, he doesn't ! Most of Phelous's audience members are SOOOOOOOOOO STUUUUUPIIIIIIIID!!
The Media Raptor Lucky for you this place has a store that only sells vodka.
Oh boy, this is going to be TOTALLY historically accurate!!
Like, totallay!
Shamal Jifan but sense it was originally a graphic novel and written by George R.R Martin it is okay.
18:50 Let the Anastasia x Anastasia fanart commence!
OTP!
You’ve got the best profile pic on the internet.
@Harsh Sidhu Harsh Sidhu Gotta hyeeeee fast!
@Harsh Sidhu Harsh Sidhu lol
"In the of dark of the yee
i was yee and yee,
and the yee i had is as bad as can be..."
SHADE A.I Gaming Chamber "It yee'd me out of my wits/ a yee falling to bits/ then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was YEE!"
SHADE A.I Gaming Chamber
Little Wuschel beware, Rasputin's a-yee!
The Tsar VA must have been recording his bits while is mom was trying to sleep.
It's always a good time when Dingo Pictures is involved.
It sure is!
Artist-Block Art so what does it make when good times are involved?!
gRinchY 230490 idk but it feels like jetlag
they really do make some golden films
Some really good times.
8:45 Dingo cinematic universe confirmed
Sure they didn't drop the Rasputin plot line completely, but whatever happened to his talking rat? I must know!
It either blew up with him or ran off to rule Russia. Not the gang's problem THEY'RE OFF TO AMERICA!
Comrade Rat was directly responsible for Trosky's decline in the party
If it's the rule Russia option, then Wabu may be facing a coup!
Rasputin violently throws his beloved pet rat offscreen. There's no sound of the rat hitting anything, but it's never seen again in the theatrical cut, leaving its fate ambiguous. The Extended Cut released on DVD, though, does answer the question. The answer: About what you'd expect when a rat is thrown against a wall... (The rat used for the shot was not real and no rats were injured in making the film.)
Shout out to "the last emperor" 🙂
Lenin: "At last, with Rasputin out of the country, I can finally have my revolution...hey, where is everybody?"
Tareltonlives "Wah wah wah woh"
She survived an explosion, yet her braids are still perfect
Helluva haircare regiment ,huh?
Three-weather Taft!
There IS a difference between an actual trans person and Annabomination.
But I do appreciate the added clarification, Phelous!
I squeaked out a sound of joy when I saw the upload. I am always so irrationally excited about everything Dingo Pictures related.
Oxycominum It's a double edged sword for me. On one hand it's hilariously incompetent on the other hand my brain cells refuse to interpret the incompetence and just die.
Oxycominum I usually end up corpsing the first time I watch one of these reviews... The jokes are so funny!
He should have called him MANastasia.
To be a fly on the wall in Dingo Pictures. I'd love to see what goes on behind the scenes there.
hookers and blow
ScottPillgram20 Why be a fly on the wall when you can be a fly on their animation screen. Get a free cameo lol
ScottPillgram20
lots abd lots of LSD!
@@Jude300cbest Dingo characters: 1) Wabuu 2) King MAGAWD 3) crawling insect from "Pocahontas"
Leave it to Dingo to make a male gender bent version of Don Bluths Anastasia. And a lady voicing an old man.
Hey, don't be so hard on them! They only have TWO PEOPLE working.
....Oh, whatever. It's LAME.
Love the history bits you've been adding to these past few reviews.
"Oh yeah I uh..chopped wood for an old man"
"I sure HOPE you chopped wood."
Translation - "Oh yeah I clearly..um, definitely didn't do sex work to get this medal."
"Um I sure HOPE you didn't do sex work."
Infamous Sphere MY GOD!!!
**Belle gasp**
It sounds like the other guy has a fetish for wood choppers when he says "I hope that is true" in a very excited way.
i think it was ment to be said the he hope he did the work and not just stoled the money
When I see Dingo, I click
In way too many fandoms a simple man I see
Same
In way too many fandoms
@4:44 I didn't know Bennett the Sage had a Russian ancestor!
I always think "there's no way Phelan can make this funnier than the last Dingo Pictures one he reviewed," but I'm always wrong.
MomoTheBellyDancer and yet I click anyway
I also wonder what kind of mascara and eyeliner Rasputín uses. Whatever he's using, *camp intensifies* it looks absolutely FABULOUS, darling! ;)
Maybe he's born with it
sweetcinnamonpnchkin Im not sure its Maybelene though
**poses like Mettaton**
Damn hell. No cross dressing, Phelous? You could have been Phylis, the princess grand duchess of reviews!
Jr_Manits-Brigade well, for Dingo movies, I think he’d need to bypass the proper princess-y dresses & go straight for the Walmart paper bag/cardboard box 📦 👑
If I remember correctly in one of the silent hill reviews he wore a nurse uniform🤣
if dingo doesn't show the part where rasputin goes to Japan and fights a devil summoner in order to help the military summon a giant mech I give up on a movie showing the real history of rasputin.
He couldn't have possibly done that since, as I commented in the last Anastasia review, he and Anastasia were transported to a fantasy world by an evil wizard and lead an army of monsters along side evil Jesus
Rambler yeah but that is where he became a cyborg and learned how to jump dimensions, he then used this power to teleport the devil summoner to an alternate reality.
Day Man where did that happen
Day Man also is that a anime
Silver Adventures it happened in a game, and my picture is related to an anime.
Technically speaking Belarus and Poland didn't exist at the time of the Russian revolutions, Poland was a territory of the German Empire, and Belarus a territory of the Russian empire (which it arguably still is).
Poland got independent in 1918, defeated russia in 1920, and stayed independent until 1939 when it was split by germans and ruskies again. Belarus BRIEFLY got half a year of independence in 1919... Bolshevik Revolution ending in 1917 is a myth, they didn't control most of Empire's territories, and the "Russian civil war" lasted well into 1922.
Well, actually, to be fair: Poland was part German, part Russian and another part belonged to Austria before WWI
I'm genuinely curious. Is there anyone, _anybody_ at all in the entire world wh actually _likes_ these movies? And I don't mean in a So-Bad-it's-Good like I mean actually like, as in they think its good. Cause if there is... consider my faith in humanity totally gone.
Rumble Delta I actually like the Hunchback version but only because of it's surprising accuracy.
I wonder actually who BUYS all these movies and they keep making them!
Safersephiroth777 People who like to make fun of them?
Actually, i like them. They remind me of the carefree afternoons at home where i was so bored that i used to watch these films every afternoon at the local tv channel because i had absolutely nothing else to do....now i don't have time to relax....
yes, yes there are and they are named Dingo Pictures.
"There's a difference between Dingo's mess of a character here and someone who actually changed their gender. Come on!" Couldn't have said it better.
Yep. It’s also obvious it’s insane gender bent stuff here and not a trans character 🤷♀️I guess he said because otherwise people will complain…..
Because people are idiots who can’t tell the difference
I'm guessing they keep putting Rasputin in these adaptations because his name sounds like one a villain would have.
'The fastest thing alive' at 17:50 is fitting, because Malestasia sprinted all the way from Moscow to Leningrad suburbs. Lenningrad (renamed after the revolution from Petrograd) was a capital of Russian Empire and Soviet Union until WWII.
So the Grand Duchess just waited in Paris until the Grand-Daughter niece, that may or may not have been alive showed-up then went to America? there is only so much dumb I can take...
Massive thanks to whoever does your closed captioning! They do an awesome job and include a lot of info that helps understand what some of the audio references are.
I'm glad Inspector Javert could cameo in this movie .
KingNazaru 2460-yee!
My jaw dropped when I saw the Manastasia Bluth knockoff. What the fuck!? That's the most insane thing Dingo's done and that's saying a lot.
"There is a store that is just vodka ? That is so stupid, I love it."
Uuuuuuh... You never been to Russia, have you, Phelous...?
"Yeah just assume that Mr. Woman-Voiced Stache!" cracked me up. :D
I can't breathe. 🤣🤣 The fact that Anastasia's love interest is a bad version of the Bluth one absolutely hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also, why are like half of the men voiced by the voice actress? 🤣🤣🤣
Probably to prevent half the male characters from sounding identical to each other, since the male actor's vocal range leaves a lot to be desired
20:17-That is probably the most legitimately intentionally funny exchange I've ever seen out of Dingo Pictures.
The People's Revolution might be the single greatest Dingo villain factors. They consist of Rasputin & three recycled characters, who meet up in either the kitchen or out in the screen, have a rat who gives pointless advice and utilise cartoon bombs.
Also, I think Cook could be his surname.
Vote Wabuu for czar-sident: He'll never stop working FOR YOUUUUUU!
Hope that if you ever go into Hercules bootlegs, you'll do the "Hercules and Xena, battle for Mount Olypus" movie, that be a gold mine of jokes with a bad plotholed story, terrible animation, and even riping off the Disney movie in places.
WE ARE TITANS BOOM SHAKA LAKA LAKA BOOM BOOM
After that, he can go for the jugular with Video Brinquedo’s beauties...!!
With all the liberties these stories take, I am surprise none of them just end with Anastasia retaking the throne.
Camden Tausworthe I guess they have to draw the line somewhere.
@@KeybladeMasterAndy and that's silly. Zombies and magic don't draw the line but a happy ending does? Like, how well do the Wolfenstein games and Inglourious Basterds end, with main characters literally killing Hitler. It's way better than saying "and then he killed himself in a bunker".)))
She sounds like she drew a name out of a hat. "Do something about it...
Boris!"
19:57 "That is so stupid! I love it."
^ this perfectly sums up my feelings about all these cheap animated movies.
1:41 aww it's like something you'd see on DeviantArt, it's just so adorably crap that I love it😊
Incompetent cretin is probably your best insult yet. It just came out of nowhere.
A Russian again.
Well, that not how the Winter Palace was stormed. And no mention of World War 1... as in, one of the main reasons the people were revolting.
ALSO surprisingly they say Anastasia pretty closely to how you'd say it in Russian. No "sh" sound at the end.
And Rasputin talking about democracy and getting elected? What the fuck, there's like a Civil War just ending.
Proper side note. The "Babushka" is probably supposed to be Baba Yaga, as in the witch from the fairy tales.
Also 10 000 rubles reward for Anastasia... DURING FUCKING HYPERINFLATION of 1923 of the Ruble. You probably could buy some bread with that.
21:56 - the paper talks about Glasnost', that's like 60 years too early.
These Anastasia stories tend to forget the February Revolution and WHY people would dislike the Czar.
100 years ago now.
Anastasia's cover makes her look more like a Daria character.
3:04 Rockin the Fu Manchu mustache Frollo! 15:59 And fancy meeting you here Colonel Pimpers.
"Why would I lie to you? I've known you for ages"
"Exactly."
ngl that was pretty funny
27:00 Actually, in certain languages (I'll use Spanish as an example since it's the only one I know), "molestar" translates to "to bother", not necessarily having anything to do with rape.
So I'll give Dingo a pass on that one. Goes perfectly with their lack of English in the rest of the movie.
The subtitles make all of these movies even funnier to watch! 😂
You're wrong. Pocohontas, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Anastasia are all happy stories full of sunshine and rainbows made for kids movies! They're the most lighthearted fairy tales ever and should have no dark edges
I want to know what brand of mascara does Rasputin use.
1:44 it's looks like one of those drawings you did as a kid, putting a piece of paper on top on the official art for you to 'draw' your favorite cartoon character.
7:13 Phelous, it's Russia. His name was Cookerinski Cookanov
Why have a rat be a sidekick? I mean yeah rats are pretty awesome pets when domesticated. But any type of rat has a really short life. Why would they care about serving someone or revolutions? At least bats live a little longer
Plus all rats care about is snacks and naps and getting scritchies, like... why would it care about political upheavals?
All the scritches for those cutie sniffy patooties. I'm still kind of in mourning over my two pet rats. I miss them so I kept thinking of how shitty a rat would be at politics during this video lol
Dingus Pictures, the pinnacle of animation
Watching this while doing my morning cardio. Feeling the burn
Mike White Why am I thinking about those screaming nuns after reading this comment? 😂
ajmrowland lol
+ajmrowland Because that's probably what his thighs sounded like at the end. XP