Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "Beyond The Pale" Jim Gaffigan

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  • @kes2523
    @kes2523 4 роки тому +56

    Love the ludicrous holiday bits... trees inside, decor outside... for Jesus😂😂

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 2 роки тому +1

      Halloween also from @17:43... "kitty wants some candy" 😂😂😂

  • @resinapparelco433
    @resinapparelco433 4 роки тому +54

    I never really heard his stand up before only the famous hot pocket joke. I’ve been binge watching for 2 days. This shit makes me cry from laughing. For being such a clean comic I absolutely love it

  • @dianadambrosio1
    @dianadambrosio1 Рік тому +11

    How do I keep watching this and laughing out loud….😂 Ty Jim….much needed ..still

  • @bobcat9314
    @bobcat9314 2 роки тому +9

    The Hot pocket jokes are priceless..

  • @QuestionYourWorld
    @QuestionYourWorld 4 роки тому +79

    Dumb. I've heard all of these jokes before, as I own the DVD.... YET, I still can't help but watch and laugh. I love the art of comedy. I love the craft of it. What a great comic.

    • @CookDinger
      @CookDinger Рік тому +2

      Dumb. What a horrible comment. So cynical… Yet, it ends on a positive note. I love the art of commenting. I love the craft of it. What a great comment!

    • @dsoutherland1747
      @dsoutherland1747 Рік тому +2

      Yes, the delivery is everything and Gaffigan proves that!😂

    • @peivandryks5217
      @peivandryks5217 8 місяців тому

      ​@@CookDinger dumb pocket

  • @moosimus6492
    @moosimus6492 4 роки тому +23

    Jim you are the light in this quarantine

    • @claytonbaker49
      @claytonbaker49 4 роки тому +2

      So Natural light?

    • @moosimus6492
      @moosimus6492 4 роки тому +2

      @@claytonbaker49 He is naturally funny if that's what you mean

  • @kostapantazopoulos803
    @kostapantazopoulos803 Рік тому +8

    If only all comedians had 10% of your brilliant mind to entertain us with…A true comedy GENIUS my friend

  • @jnmsks6052
    @jnmsks6052 3 роки тому +14

    My cat was legit confused and a little disturbed at the meowing in one of he jokes in this video. It added to my amusement, to be honest.

  • @melisagilbert4486
    @melisagilbert4486 4 роки тому +14

    Omg the delivery bit so relatable rofl, he's here he's here! And writing the order down, my kids always make fun that I practice before I call or reach the window at a drive threw

  • @lemongavine
    @lemongavine 4 роки тому +36

    The chocolate filled with toothpaste....might be my all-time favorite Gaffigan joke.

    • @nancybrown8338
      @nancybrown8338 4 роки тому +2

      How come when you're a little kid if you try all the candy it's cute? I didn't say eat the other half. I guess it should be my box. 😆

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 4 роки тому +4

      Mine too. Also the bathrobe bit too.
      "Just out getting the paper."
      "Before the monsters do, right?"

  • @jeanniewoelfle834
    @jeanniewoelfle834 Рік тому +8

    I have all of his DVDs as well, but I enjoy these snippets in between the news! It helps to keep me sane!

  • @dreamyjeannie3385
    @dreamyjeannie3385 4 роки тому +73

    Jim, thanks for making me laugh every day during this “situation” we’re in. Love you, Jeannie and the kids. Thanks for keeping us sane!

  • @paulustarsus
    @paulustarsus Рік тому +7

    Jim, if you're reading this, I've just tuned in. Absolute original brilliance. Grá ó mBaile Átha Cliatha.

  • @thelyle1399
    @thelyle1399 4 роки тому +18

    I love your ability to be hilarious and family friendly. Yer awesome Gaffigan ❤️

  • @joanosborn6772
    @joanosborn6772 4 роки тому +17

    Thanks for making us laugh every day... for free!

    • @trishcooley5810
      @trishcooley5810 Рік тому

      Buy his audio book. That’s a nice, doable $tip$ for all the free laughs.

  • @trishcooley5810
    @trishcooley5810 Рік тому +3

    This is THE best compilation of Jim Gaffigan jokes I’ve ever seen. The way he tweaks up the HP bit, after YEARS & make it sound brand new & 10 times better is comedy GENIUS!

  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 4 роки тому +11

    I’m surprised there isn’t the Thanksgiving or Christmas Hot Pockets... so you can feel even worse over the holidays!

  • @kathyheavner3585
    @kathyheavner3585 2 роки тому +10

    Jim
    I just got hooked on your comedy....
    Thanks for making it available to the general public.
    God bless you and your family

  • @DocLogic123
    @DocLogic123 4 роки тому +7

    Broke my collarbone in 4 pieces a month ago and still waiting to get into surgery, I've been given Flintstone vitamins to manage my pain, laughing at these videos is the only thing keeping me from going to score some heroin from a random hooker. Thanks

    • @nancybrown8338
      @nancybrown8338 4 роки тому +3

      To Amp Dawg maybe the Flintstones Vitamins will build up your immune system. Hope your surgery goes well and you heal quickly. Don't laugh too hard you might hurt yourself.

    • @alysononoahu8702
      @alysononoahu8702 2 роки тому +2

      How's it going?

    • @DocLogic123
      @DocLogic123 2 роки тому +3

      @@alysononoahu8702 lol I forgot I even posted this. It's going great thanks for asking lol. Holy shit

  • @susanburkhart5859
    @susanburkhart5859 3 роки тому +6

    No comedian has ever made me laugh as much as you do your comedy is delightful please continue specially in this time of the Covid

  • @elwizschold
    @elwizschold 4 роки тому +7

    I use the "how about eggs?!" too often among my friends... Thanks Jim!

  • @kwazylele805
    @kwazylele805 4 роки тому +4

    the "Hot Pocket" jokes almost killed me... hahahahahahaha

  • @eleanorrouxel122
    @eleanorrouxel122 4 роки тому +9

    Jim, I love your comedy and your presentation.

  • @denisekessler4371
    @denisekessler4371 2 роки тому +3

    Ahahaha your the best thank you for maken me giggle 😄

  • @sonalpandya2770
    @sonalpandya2770 4 роки тому +5

    Jim!!! Laughing out loud again! Thanks!

  • @marktaylor2502
    @marktaylor2502 Рік тому +1

    It’s been years since a comedian could make me laugh so hard I cried, doubled over and said “hot pocket 🎶

  • @bernardsherry5642
    @bernardsherry5642 4 роки тому +8

    Make America Laugh Again.... Again ♥️

  • @mathewbaldwin5277
    @mathewbaldwin5277 2 роки тому +3

    I hope he splits all the profits between the three people on stage equally! Lol man gaffigan is great

  • @carolalexander1429
    @carolalexander1429 2 роки тому +4

    I love your stand up routines!

  • @harrymartin1614
    @harrymartin1614 Рік тому +7

    The only cake I really eat is coffee and walnut cake (for the nobody that cared)

  • @drewtheunspoken3988
    @drewtheunspoken3988 4 роки тому +8

    I have to wait a half hour? That's just...
    ...beyond the pale. 😎

  • @jeffmorris5456
    @jeffmorris5456 3 роки тому +6

    "Kitty wants some candy" - 5:18

  • @DG-ic1hg
    @DG-ic1hg 4 роки тому +5

    Te AMO Jim Gaffigan!!!!! 🍊

  • @forrestjudd5542
    @forrestjudd5542 4 роки тому +3

    Beyond the Pale is my favorite set of Jim's

  • @TheAsthmatic91
    @TheAsthmatic91 2 роки тому +2

    The founding fathers actually did want us to celebrate with fireworks.

  • @Josephprouse1234
    @Josephprouse1234 4 роки тому +4

    I guess gaffigan gets all the ketchups I'm missing lol

  • @Exposetheluciferianagenda
    @Exposetheluciferianagenda 4 роки тому +1

    Beyond the pale is your best special 😂

  • @CBRansom35
    @CBRansom35 4 роки тому +4

    I think the same guy that wrote the Hot Pockets and Mennen jingle wrote the lyric and jingle for Liberty Mutual...
    Liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty.

  • @bfkennedy
    @bfkennedy 4 роки тому +48

    Other comedians pale in comparison to Jim!

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 4 роки тому +4

      😂👍

    • @GeminieCricket
      @GeminieCricket 4 роки тому +5

      Ha ha ha ha good one.

    • @Miss11779
      @Miss11779 4 роки тому +6

      You are so right!!!! I've been watching him for years, and I still laugh at all of his stuff like it's the first time 😂🙌🏼

    • @stephaniewozny3852
      @stephaniewozny3852 4 роки тому +4

      I see what you did there.

  • @marym6335
    @marym6335 4 роки тому +4

    Lol!! So funny! Have never eaten a hot-pocket, but my neighbor makes the most delicious fruitcake!! It’s like Andre champagne vs. Dom. Once you’ve had Dom it’s magic!! Same with good fruitcake.

  • @toddmccreary4579
    @toddmccreary4579 4 роки тому +1

    Henrietta pussycat had mastery of dialogue and never fluffed a line.

  • @brookemartin6101
    @brookemartin6101 2 роки тому +2

    😏I've actually had a piece of cake w/vanilla frosting for breakfast. 😊

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 роки тому +2

    I will definitely use the expression “chip-chop-chip” in lieu of “chop-chop”, now

  • @HowtoDieAlonePodcast
    @HowtoDieAlonePodcast 4 роки тому +16

    If "Hot Pockets" came with toilet paper, people would've stocked up on Hot Pockets when COVID hit

    • @StephenHangry
      @StephenHangry 4 роки тому +8

      "We were so desperate back then"
      "Were you Hot Pockets desperate?"
      "Let's not get carried away."

  • @kateyates4087
    @kateyates4087 Рік тому +1

    the first time i heard hot pocket i literally couldnt breath i was laughing so hard

  • @blaze556922
    @blaze556922 4 роки тому +4

    Yes eating a whole cake is bad but if you eat a whole pizza by yourself you're not much better lol

  • @juliepoulos3057
    @juliepoulos3057 4 роки тому +27

    Ever notice Jim’s little grin after certain jokes......

  • @SpinDash
    @SpinDash 4 роки тому +7

    Chip chop chip!

    • @crosby877
      @crosby877 3 роки тому +2

      Chip chop chip?

    • @ParkerBG
      @ParkerBG 3 роки тому

      I don’t even know what chip chop chip’s supposed to mean? 🤣

  • @jacksonv1965
    @jacksonv1965 4 роки тому +5

    YOU'RE SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

  • @tandokunogirl
    @tandokunogirl 4 роки тому +9

    Hands up those who love cake 🤚🏼
    Chocolate, vanilla, red velvet and lemon!
    Give me cake or give me death!

  • @rebeccacerney3839
    @rebeccacerney3839 4 роки тому +2

    Looking forward to it! 🤗

  • @JasonSanders
    @JasonSanders 3 роки тому +1

    AW I GOT THE ONE FILLED WITH TOOTHPASTE

  • @nancybrown8338
    @nancybrown8338 4 роки тому +7

    The thought of Jim dressed as Cat Woman banging on his neighbors door. I would be laughing too hard to dial 911. Unless you forgot your covid mask then you'd be busted.

  • @blaze556922
    @blaze556922 4 роки тому +3

    Actually that is how fruit cake was made. It is made from discarded kitchen ingredients :)

  • @nadja1618
    @nadja1618 4 роки тому +1

    Oh! You got me with
    Henrietta Pussycat 5:40
    we really are of the same generation.

  • @bernierhodes9804
    @bernierhodes9804 Рік тому

    Halarious. Best comedian today!

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 роки тому +4

    OK, now we need to see you in the Catwoman getup. Don’t leave us hanging, Jim!

  • @joylynne1343
    @joylynne1343 11 місяців тому

    LOL ... TY!!! 😂😂😂🤣😂

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 Рік тому

    7:20 I'm not a slogan machine 😄😄😄

  • @Brian-nt1hh
    @Brian-nt1hh Рік тому

    Thx Jim, very funny

  • @billheuber5884
    @billheuber5884 4 роки тому +1

    Scott tissues, one roll at a time!!

  • @user-jj2kn1du1m
    @user-jj2kn1du1m 4 місяці тому

    My stomach hurts so much laughing

  • @phil-tw3lm
    @phil-tw3lm Рік тому

    clearly the funniest man
    on the planet

  • @trevonbates6703
    @trevonbates6703 4 роки тому +2

    Good morning everyone!

  • @unstoppableevan2699
    @unstoppableevan2699 Рік тому

    Funny how my favorite comedy is #1 on the list in the video

  • @cadcncengineeringfabricati3497

    Every year for my birthday I get a Boston Cream Pie. It's a cake with pie in it's name.
    Stromboli and the Calzone basically are Hot Pockets. Fast food places like Italian Pie and Rotolo's do.

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 Рік тому

      ... in its* name (it's = it is) ...

    • @cadcncengineeringfabricati3497
      @cadcncengineeringfabricati3497 Рік тому

      @@einundsiebenziger5488 "its" is plural form. I did not use the plural form. "it's" is the possessive form, I know Microsoft and gender fluid woke cucks prefer to change things. But I'm old, and that was always the correct way. To think that Jim's pants is the possessive form of Jim but, Its pants is somehow better??? NOPE GFY

  • @jainfreeman9587
    @jainfreeman9587 3 роки тому +1

    My skin color is see thru as well 😂

  • @sugaball1
    @sugaball1 3 роки тому

    Beyond the Pale Special “is what put Jim Gaffigan” in my Top Five Fav Comedians..

  • @QuietPandaMike
    @QuietPandaMike 4 роки тому

    THIS IS RADICAL!

  • @kateyates4087
    @kateyates4087 Рік тому

    omg i love you jim

  • @johngullo9420
    @johngullo9420 4 роки тому +2

    Hot Pocket! By Mennen.
    That would explain the taste.

  • @derrickparker5623
    @derrickparker5623 5 місяців тому

    I think Jim Gaffigan is the sexiest man alive.

  • @Evilkitty64
    @Evilkitty64 4 роки тому +2

    😆😅🤣😏💙☮️, Jim's the best 🙋🏽‍♀️

  • @branchsnapper2228
    @branchsnapper2228 2 роки тому

    Genius

  • @theacartwright2504
    @theacartwright2504 3 роки тому +1

    Jim is plain funny...

  • @hanselpollack4075
    @hanselpollack4075 7 місяців тому

    😂🥰😘! Gotta kiss you Jim!

  • @highdesertsunset3011
    @highdesertsunset3011 Рік тому

    jim u will be missed RIP

  • @user-hs7jk3kl1w
    @user-hs7jk3kl1w 3 роки тому +2

    ʰᵒᵗ ᵖᵒᶜᵏᵉᵗ

  • @kateyates4087
    @kateyates4087 Рік тому

    i do think that the film directing joke should be on there

  • @Dumblnd09
    @Dumblnd09 3 роки тому

    When “this” is all cleared up JUM HAS TO BE ON AGT

  • @sandyn3384
    @sandyn3384 Рік тому +1

    Hot pockeeeeet🎶😂😁

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 Рік тому

    5:20 😄😄😄

  • @MamaTtoB-P
    @MamaTtoB-P 4 роки тому

    Oh my gosh sooooo funny

  • @Noname-zw6du
    @Noname-zw6du 3 роки тому

    Does anyone know what tour it was when he does a routine on Adults that say "really" every other word? I think it's older.

  • @HyperCupcake88
    @HyperCupcake88 4 роки тому

    I was eating Hot Pockets in the 80s.

  • @user-jj2kn1du1m
    @user-jj2kn1du1m 4 місяці тому

    Funniest man on earth

  • @grandmanatalie
    @grandmanatalie 4 роки тому

    They have Dessert pockets now.

  • @disasterdinosaur2925
    @disasterdinosaur2925 4 роки тому

    Hot pockets roasting on an open fire
    Diarrhea dripping to your toes...
    Buuurrrnt pocket!

  • @kateyates4087
    @kateyates4087 Рік тому

    omg ur so freakin funny

  • @HeartOfHippie
    @HeartOfHippie 2 роки тому

    😂

  • @christinawilson7312
    @christinawilson7312 Рік тому

    I had a sister-n-law that ate lean pockets& slim fast🙋‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♂️✨

    • @christinawilson7312
      @christinawilson7312 Рік тому

      Frozen grapes 🍇 anyone? Frozen 🥶 watermelon 🍉 anyone?🙅🏻

  • @susanthomas300
    @susanthomas300 4 роки тому

    😆😅😂🤣

  • @davidmartin4683
    @davidmartin4683 2 роки тому

    Dead Pocket

  • @nibnoc6
    @nibnoc6 4 роки тому

    I'm hungry, too many cake jokes...

  • @babybro70
    @babybro70 4 роки тому

    "Hot Pockets{....

  • @carloslerma914
    @carloslerma914 Рік тому

    FACT:.. Jesus was NOT born in December... but rather June 😮

  • @alysononoahu8702
    @alysononoahu8702 2 роки тому

    😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @liamduh2490
    @liamduh2490 4 роки тому +2

    Loo

  • @mordechai-
    @mordechai- 4 роки тому +3

    It's because all those holiday traditions come from pagan religions, where they DID make sense.

  • @chill6789
    @chill6789 3 роки тому

    Why the f**k is there 5 ads in a 15 minute stand up