Apple Explains How They Name Things
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Apple finally reveals how they name things.
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"Pro" stands for "Products Ridiculously Overpriced"
Pro means draining those sorry suckers wallets :)
But with Android phones, it stands for "Promoted".
@@_FIRSTGAMER_ Lol as a lifetime android user, I can confirm many android companies fall for the "Pro" trap as well. The only Android phone company who makes "Professional" grade phones (i.e the average consumer would find it too complicated or confusing) is Sony. Their Pro camera apps are crazy complicated and really are geared towards a different user type haha
@@_FIRSTGAMER_With Windows machines it means "problematic"
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It is called Air, because after you bought it that's all what is left in your wallet.
They why isn't every apple product called Air
😂
@@_yukthik_ Because sometimes (for example, in case of Vision Pro), you're not even left with air.
Or because of the contents of someone's head when he buys apple products
The most expensive soldered / disposable laptop ever !
3:41 the 3 dollars is the glue to attach them all
true🤣
Apple math... Now there's apple literature!
apple logic.
+rep
@@caldex1557 Exactly
@@matimk_-$2
Apple = A product priced ludicrously expensively (I just made that up, I'm quite pleased with myself).
That’s very clever 😂
Nice.😆
I came up with another one- Absolutely Pitiful Products & Lousy Experience. 🤣
A particularly pricey learning experience.
Arseholes pridefully punishing low earners
The S was what we called an incremental iPhone upgrade, now we call our incremental iPhone upgrades a whole new iPhone !
Ain’t that the truth!
I can imagine apple employee watching it.. Confused😂
By how did he leak all their sensitive info
By how did he leak all their sensitive info
By how did he leak all their sensitive info
By how did he leak all their sensitive info
By how did he leak all their sensitive info
"Pro" means that the devices have the specs the base models deserve
I know right 😂. I got a 15 pro max because the 15 plus wasn’t good enough
@@monkey_gamer_001 Yeah, the only purpose of the base models is to upsell you to the pros. Things like AOD and 120hz displays should be on the base models.
likewise there's an exception in the name of base 14'' m3 mbp which still comes with 8gb ram
@@darkPassenger103 that is what we call an Apple moment
"Pro" stands for Profit.
Profanity
hahaha :))))))) best comment of the day
The only UA-cam videos I wish were longer.
Don't forget about the Adobe drama. You sure could be CEO of adobe too.
First with the creative cloud subscriptions Adobe owned your files, you had to keep paying them to open them, now with "Adobe Intelligence", Adobe owns the work in those files too !
Stop giving him ideas... Jk don't stop we need that one too 😂
And whatever xiomi is doin over there
You forgot the "SE". which may stand for Stupidly Expensive.
Except iPhone se is the cheap one :/
2:12 full blown lizard laugh
Apple is the best in the world sorry
@@iLoveAppl3947 they are the opposite
@@iLoveAppl3947 best in scamming people 💀
@@iLoveAppl3947 haa ha ha full blown lizard lol
“… because of MAGIC” 🤣 😂 🤣
Hilarious!!!!!
Air was chosen to represent customer mental content. 😃
Ya bro, you my homie👍
I am waiting for their Apple Polishing Cloth Ultra
One of Sam's best - it just highlights how jumbled things have gotten under Cook's leadership
This is why when a CEO dies, they shouldn’t be able to choose who the next CEO is, it should go to the most competent person. Sons of Kings are never as strong rulers as the father who built the kingdom brick by brick, history is proof of that, and the modern day is no different.
@@ladyalicent705 But didn't Jobs choose Cook as CEO ? One would think that he was the most competent in his eyes.
@@matoatlantis Clearly not. More likely that they were just good friends. I refuse to accept that in a company as large as Apple that Cook was genuinely the objectively most competent person someone as smart as Steve could find, there would have been at least one person with that same spark, somebody who could have properly taken his place. Probably he or she isn’t someone you’d know of though, and they probably weren’t good friends with Steve Jobs. Probably it was some young person stuck behind a desk getting stomped down by people above them, half of which were less competent than them and didn’t really deserve to be there. Wouldn’t have even been on the list of people considered, whoever they were….
P.R.O:
Pricey
Ridiculous
Offensive (for people trying to repair)
Oddly, I’m actually less confused! Use this money to buy some advil, you must have a headache after doing all that
Nice advice
2:49 to understand our naming scheme, you have to be...mental..pro max plus plus plus ULTRA. 🤣🤣
Missed the opportunity to say “The Vision Pro costs more than LASIK surgery”
That really depends on where you have the surgery performed.
@@Carewolf The price of vision pro also depends on the place you buy it from.
2:45 wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it's actually quite simple. They just fuck up every bit of their naming scheme, so more people talk about their products. It's free advertisement.
That Tim sync was nothing less than brilliant!
As a long suffering Apple user (and recovering fanboy, and yeah, I go to a group weekly for that) I really want to thank you for making me laugh so hard at myself and the company I am probably forever trapped in an abusive relationship with. It does at least brighten my day while I consume content on my pretty much useless iPad Pro!
Apple stuff is overpriced and under-specc'd...But if you have the ability to see things for what they are, „owning“ an Apple product gives you early access to negative trends before they impact the IT industry as a whole. 🔮📱🕳😇
Chin Pro Max😂
Drake doesn't like: Using a piece of white paper for your backdrop
Drake likes: Using a piece of green paper and chroma keying out the green to replace it with white
0:39 IPAD JUMBO
i pad monster jumbo enormo-maxx gigantic hyper-pixel ultra platinum supermax pro plus plus plus
@@Psycandy Smasnug S25 ulrtra ProBoost+
That magic dig at the end had me dying
Air, because you will be left gasping for actual air when the payment goes through...Lol.😉
3:19 Magic Tackpad 😂
It's so funny even if it may have been a mistake 🤣🤣🤣😂
The video no one asked for but the one we all needed
Thanks for clearing up the range
Apple customers don‘t have to think they have to pay
I love the mental breakdown start from 2:32. keep us laughing Saaam, love ❤
ChatGPT can't solve this math problem? Well, that equation must be some next-level wizardry because my circuits are smoking! 😂😂😂😂
This was a lot funnier than I expected 😅
You've perfectly summarized Apple's naming scheme, Sam - Bravo! 👏😁
You're reading it wrong!
Wait, Sequoia is not a national park? Now I'm confused
2:40 Sam Tucker having a panic attack on camera was not on my 2024 Bingo card...
Just found these clips. Love em
3:15 'Tackpad'
Good on you, Sam, your delivery and comedic timing is brilliant. Additionally, I learned a little something about the product, too.
Adding magic to wireless tools really did a number
You didn’t tell us why Mac operating systems are called after a tree
Amazing, Sam! You kinda cracked the naming code!
Stevie rolling and tumbling on the grave with this confusion... well done, Tim!
What kind of professionals is it made for? Naming your iPhone pro is like naming your toothbrush pro. Profanity
They're called Airpods after what is in between them when you have one in each ear.
Wow that was creative thinking indeed well done Sam
Sam should be CEO of Apple… and everything else.
the twist is MAGIC.... 🤣
Sam realised that putting apple in the title/thumbnail or making the topic about apple sells way more than other companies 😂
As an apple employee here, we name iPhones “Pro” to show which one has a small development, and normal to give the last year’s technology for cheaper.
This video will be a classic!
All I know is:
Pro = Profit (to Apple)
Max = Maximum (to Apple)
Pro Max = Maximum Profit (to Apple)
Bro roasted himself in the beginning
Apple is a master at naming products 💀
Introducing Apple Math + Literature. Only for $999
We need Steve Jobs.
well, I need jobs
As a former music and sound gear reviewer, I can say this: very few devices actually used by professionals were labeled « pro » in their product name.
I love this guy😂😂😂
Macbook lineup is the strongest laptop in the market. The ultra also has waaayy mooorree transistor than the basic Mac Air. But yeaah. Its blooody expensive
My faav Samtime video so far 😂
"It's easy to understand if you don't think too much."
Oh don't worry their costumers can't even if they tried
Somehow their displays naming makes sense
Honestly you hit it spot on, apple really have inconsistent naming sense.
If you're REALLY employed by Apple, I applaud their satirical honesty 🎉
😂 Sam gets me every time
There is no air now after you buy Apple products
*Sony sweating nervously*
Do a video on how Qualcomm names their SOCs
The very last second was the best - cracked me up :L
And SE meaning special edition.
S used to mean speed, except for the iPhone 4s when s stood for Siri.
Also, why does Magic Mouse sound like a familiar cartoon character?
Magic Tackpad… LOL
Hahaha . I like the sense of humour.. stip by stip . 😅
1:59 - it's actually 13x as much
Pro means Higher PROfit
Pro stands for... people who actually use the power.. if you do not get it... you bought the wrong machine....
Steve jobs seeing from heaven
Is there anyone who actually knows the difference between the different iPad models?
I think there is a pro model, a pro but shittier air model and small model and a model iPad kids
The sales people in the Apple Store don’t seem to. When I was buying my MBP back in 2015, the blackshirt couldn’t tell me the difference between the models. Are we sure Apple isn’t just cloning these people?
Now do a video on how Sony names their products.
You hit the nail on the head. Apple naming conventions are trash!
This is great and had me laughing for quite some time - for a MAX time.
Could you explain the XBox naming system next?
Here’s what I don’t understand: the new 15” MacBook Air weighs as much as my old 15” MacBook Pro, yet the 13” MBA weighs a lot less than the old 13” MBP (or the 15” MBA). I don’t care what the numbers say.. I pick them up and they feel equally heavy.
Remember Street Fighter 2? And Super Street Fighter 2 Hyper Turbo HD Remix Champion Edition The Final Challengers?
who else saw "chin pro max" .. man Sam's so funny 😂😂😂😂
hilarious ... made my day today. as with many of your videos before. big hugs, greetings to everyone, kudos and thanks 🤗
The Mac Book Air made sense when it got released in a manila envelope. It went totally downhill from there.
Air is what remains in your pocket after you buy. Max is the damage it does to your finances.
ahahaha Sam chin pro is the maximum fun you will get!!!
These videos make my day. So hilarious.
Anybody noticed the "Tackpad"?
That's just incredible!
Please make a video about how AI will help with Apple Dongles
this is a good case for brand design, of what not to do of course
Well still better than Sony where they slam their face onto a keyboard and call it a day.
So why is it called the Eye Macs?? We need to really confirm this.