@@_FIRSTGAMER_ Lol as a lifetime android user, I can confirm many android companies fall for the "Pro" trap as well. The only Android phone company who makes "Professional" grade phones (i.e the average consumer would find it too complicated or confusing) is Sony. Their Pro camera apps are crazy complicated and really are geared towards a different user type haha
@@monkey_gamer_001 Yeah, the only purpose of the base models is to upsell you to the pros. Things like AOD and 120hz displays should be on the base models.
First with the creative cloud subscriptions Adobe owned your files, you had to keep paying them to open them, now with "Adobe Intelligence", Adobe owns the work in those files too !
lols youtube ai auto summary thing: An Apple employee explains the company's product naming conventions. They discuss how terms like "Air," "Max," and "Ultra" are used, but acknowledge that the system can be confusing. The employee also highlights the use of "Pro" to indicate a more expensive product, and touches on the pricing of accessories.
This is why when a CEO dies, they shouldn’t be able to choose who the next CEO is, it should go to the most competent person. Sons of Kings are never as strong rulers as the father who built the kingdom brick by brick, history is proof of that, and the modern day is no different.
@@matoatlantis Clearly not. More likely that they were just good friends. I refuse to accept that in a company as large as Apple that Cook was genuinely the objectively most competent person someone as smart as Steve could find, there would have been at least one person with that same spark, somebody who could have properly taken his place. Probably he or she isn’t someone you’d know of though, and they probably weren’t good friends with Steve Jobs. Probably it was some young person stuck behind a desk getting stomped down by people above them, half of which were less competent than them and didn’t really deserve to be there. Wouldn’t have even been on the list of people considered, whoever they were….
I think it's actually quite simple. They just fuck up every bit of their naming scheme, so more people talk about their products. It's free advertisement.
Drake doesn't like: Using a piece of white paper for your backdrop Drake likes: Using a piece of green paper and chroma keying out the green to replace it with white
Thanks Sam. After watching this video I am so confused about the Apple lineup. Hopefully you do a Windows naming next if you have not done one already.
Macbook lineup is the strongest laptop in the market. The ultra also has waaayy mooorree transistor than the basic Mac Air. But yeaah. Its blooody expensive
"Pro" stands for "Products Ridiculously Overpriced"
Pro means draining those sorry suckers wallets :)
But with Android phones, it stands for "Promoted".
@@_FIRSTGAMER_ Lol as a lifetime android user, I can confirm many android companies fall for the "Pro" trap as well. The only Android phone company who makes "Professional" grade phones (i.e the average consumer would find it too complicated or confusing) is Sony. Their Pro camera apps are crazy complicated and really are geared towards a different user type haha
@@_FIRSTGAMER_With Windows machines it means "problematic"
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It is called Air, because after you bought it that's all what is left in your wallet.
They why isn't every apple product called Air
😂
@@_yukthik_ Because sometimes (for example, in case of Vision Pro), you're not even left with air.
Or because of the contents of someone's head when he buys apple products
The most expensive soldered / disposable laptop ever !
Apple math... Now there's apple literature!
apple logic.
+rep
@@caldex1557 Exactly
@@matimk_-$2
3:41 the 3 dollars is the glue to attach them all
true🤣
Apple = All products priced ludicrously expensively (I just made that up, I'm quite pleased with myself).
That’s very clever 😂
Nice.😆
I came up with another one- Absolutely Pitiful Products & Lousy Experience. 🤣
A particularly pricey learning experience.
Arseholes pridefully punishing low earners
The S was what we called an incremental iPhone upgrade, now we call our incremental iPhone upgrades a whole new iPhone !
Ain’t that the truth!
I can imagine apple employee watching it.. Confused😂
By how did he leak all their sensitive info
By how did he leak all their sensitive info
By how did he leak all their sensitive info
By how did he leak all their sensitive info
By how did he leak all their sensitive info
"Pro" stands for Profit.
Profanity
hahaha :))))))) best comment of the day
Max stands for maximum profit
I've found that cults always need special words for things that aren't special.
The only UA-cam videos I wish were longer.
"Pro" means that the devices have the specs the base models deserve
I know right 😂. I got a 15 pro max because the 15 plus wasn’t good enough
@@monkey_gamer_001 Yeah, the only purpose of the base models is to upsell you to the pros. Things like AOD and 120hz displays should be on the base models.
likewise there's an exception in the name of base 14'' m3 mbp which still comes with 8gb ram
@@darkPassenger103 that is what we call an Apple moment
oh god you are poor 💩 @@monkey_gamer_001
“… because of MAGIC” 🤣 😂 🤣
Hilarious!!!!!
Oddly, I’m actually less confused! Use this money to buy some advil, you must have a headache after doing all that
Nice advice
I want to get a TV on wheels and place it in front of an Apple store with Sam's videos on a loop. lol
Airheads won't look nor understand real facts, they're on customisation rush theses ios 18 days. The innovative
They are all zombies, trying to educate them, however noble an attempt, remains futile.
Why is the AirTag case more extensive than an AirTag
no cap u serious?
@@sad_man_no_talent Just looked. Here in the NL, Official apple store, Airtag €40, airtag case... €...50 omfg wtf how does this make any sense
@@th1jzzz531 I ma implement this.
delivery 999$ product 1$ sane country same city. now that's logic
In germany too
Yes
2:12 full blown lizard laugh
Apple is the best in the world sorry
@@Spacer-l3j they are the opposite
@@Spacer-l3j best in scamming people 💀
@@Spacer-l3j haa ha ha full blown lizard lol
@@Spacer-l3jby: iSheep/IZombie
Don't forget about the Adobe drama. You sure could be CEO of adobe too.
First with the creative cloud subscriptions Adobe owned your files, you had to keep paying them to open them, now with "Adobe Intelligence", Adobe owns the work in those files too !
Stop giving him ideas... Jk don't stop we need that one too 😂
And whatever xiomi is doin over there
lols youtube ai auto summary thing:
An Apple employee explains the company's product naming conventions. They discuss how terms like "Air," "Max," and "Ultra" are used, but acknowledge that the system can be confusing. The employee also highlights the use of "Pro" to indicate a more expensive product, and touches on the pricing of accessories.
3:18 That's because of MAGIC. LOL.
none of those names mean anything other than it sounds somehow better. the "i" is for "idiot"
I am waiting for their Apple Polishing Cloth Ultra
For the bagatelle of only $599 dollars 🥴🎉🎉
P.R.O:
Pricey
Ridiculous
Offensive (for people trying to repair)
Missed the opportunity to say “The Vision Pro costs more than LASIK surgery”
That really depends on where you have the surgery performed.
@@Carewolf The price of vision pro also depends on the place you buy it from.
damn I had to mute myself during my work meeting cause I was laughing too hard!
2:38 Bro went ballistic 💀😂💔
Air was chosen to represent customer mental content. 😃
Ya bro, you my homie👍
One of Sam's best - it just highlights how jumbled things have gotten under Cook's leadership
This is why when a CEO dies, they shouldn’t be able to choose who the next CEO is, it should go to the most competent person. Sons of Kings are never as strong rulers as the father who built the kingdom brick by brick, history is proof of that, and the modern day is no different.
@@ladyalicent705 But didn't Jobs choose Cook as CEO ? One would think that he was the most competent in his eyes.
@@matoatlantis Clearly not. More likely that they were just good friends. I refuse to accept that in a company as large as Apple that Cook was genuinely the objectively most competent person someone as smart as Steve could find, there would have been at least one person with that same spark, somebody who could have properly taken his place. Probably he or she isn’t someone you’d know of though, and they probably weren’t good friends with Steve Jobs. Probably it was some young person stuck behind a desk getting stomped down by people above them, half of which were less competent than them and didn’t really deserve to be there. Wouldn’t have even been on the list of people considered, whoever they were….
3:19 Magic Tackpad 😂
It's so funny even if it may have been a mistake 🤣🤣🤣😂
That magic dig at the end had me dying
I love the mental breakdown start from 2:32. keep us laughing Saaam, love ❤
Thanks for clearing up the range
Good on you, Sam, your delivery and comedic timing is brilliant. Additionally, I learned a little something about the product, too.
The video no one asked for but the one we all needed
2:49 to understand our naming scheme, you have to be...mental..pro max plus plus plus ULTRA. 🤣🤣
This got me all janked up 😂
0:13 Because the older ones are named after German Tanks. 😉
Chin Pro Max😂
This was a lot funnier than I expected 😅
The ending was so perfect
Just found these clips. Love em
You've perfectly summarized Apple's naming scheme, Sam - Bravo! 👏😁
Air, because you will be left gasping for actual air when the payment goes through...Lol.😉
can't stop laughtin at 3:15 hahahah
ChatGPT can't solve this math problem? Well, that equation must be some next-level wizardry because my circuits are smoking! 😂😂😂😂
That Tim sync was nothing less than brilliant!
2:45 wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it's actually quite simple. They just fuck up every bit of their naming scheme, so more people talk about their products. It's free advertisement.
I feel pity for Apple customers😔 Just look at how confused their employee is... Imagine the customers...😢
Customer buy the most expensive model they can afford and then some. Customer happy 😃
Bro he is joking u realise
@@freestar_cyan Can't take a joke yourself. He's obviously being sarcastic.
Steve Jobs made it simple , Tim cook confused everything
@@fidelisitor8953 I know dude! I don't think the guy commenting does
Waiting for:
Google and Samsung reacting to AI(😜)
Drake doesn't like: Using a piece of white paper for your backdrop
Drake likes: Using a piece of green paper and chroma keying out the green to replace it with white
Those Airs aren't heavier! It's just cost and regret you're mistaking for weight!
Great video! Love it! I really love my new Magic Tackpad, but unfortunately, I forgot to by my Apple Tacks. Or is it Apple Tax?😂
I'd like to know where the hell the name digital crown came from
i could be wrong, but i think the dial on a regular watch is also called a crown
My faav Samtime video so far 😂
2:40 Sam Tucker having a panic attack on camera was not on my 2024 Bingo card...
Thanks Sam. After watching this video I am so confused about the Apple lineup. Hopefully you do a Windows naming next if you have not done one already.
You're reading it wrong!
I really enjoy your work, it's great! LOL
Amazing, Sam! You kinda cracked the naming code!
"Chin pro max" 🤣
Don't flatter yourself Sam, that's a Chin Pro Plus 😅 ❤
Wow that was creative thinking indeed well done Sam
Sam realised that putting apple in the title/thumbnail or making the topic about apple sells way more than other companies 😂
Stevie rolling and tumbling on the grave with this confusion... well done, Tim!
Apple customers don‘t have to think they have to pay
a name after a national park ❌
a name after a tree ✅
Earlier today, I saw an ad for "pro toothpaste".
I didn't know you could be a professional mouth cleaner.
"Chin pro max" 😂 dude is invinsible with a humor like that
I love this guy😂😂😂
They're called Airpods after what is in between them when you have one in each ear.
This is great and had me laughing for quite some time - for a MAX time.
Well done, that was easy to understand... may be 🤔
Except on Tuesday, during a full Moon, the names are then placed on a dart board, and random employees throw a dart to name products.
What kind of professionals is it made for? Naming your iPhone pro is like naming your toothbrush pro. Profanity
hilarious ... made my day today. as with many of your videos before. big hugs, greetings to everyone, kudos and thanks 🤗
The three dollars are for the glue 3:39
Sam we luv you 🤣😂
Thanks!
Hello Saaaammm! (from Apple)
THE "MAGIC" KILLED ME HAHAHA
😂 Sam gets me every time
This video will be a classic!
the twist is MAGIC.... 🤣
2:43 absolute gold 😂
These videos make my day. So hilarious.
Adding magic to wireless tools really did a number
the surest best is Maxi Ultra Wings, since it comes with 2 wing
I smille and smille .... and smille 😂 good job
3:15 'Tackpad'
Macbook lineup is the strongest laptop in the market. The ultra also has waaayy mooorree transistor than the basic Mac Air. But yeaah. Its blooody expensive
You gonna love the Sony naming convention....bring a senior in encryption you will need them.
Answers all my questions!
Thanks Apple
Apple is a master at naming products 💀
Could you explain the XBox naming system next?
Do they have a vacuum Air.
Lmfao the ending got me laughing out loud
Pro is not for prototype?
who else saw "chin pro max" .. man Sam's so funny 😂😂😂😂
Hahaha . I like the sense of humour.. stip by stip . 😅
As a former music and sound gear reviewer, I can say this: very few devices actually used by professionals were labeled « pro » in their product name.
The very last second was the best - cracked me up :L