well here's a question for you how many videos of you drinking a beer does Microsoft have on file of you now? if it's not enough then drink another beer in front of your webcam and if you don't have a webcam then get on with a privacy shutter and every time you drink a beer open the shutter so Microsoft can watch you drink a beer🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@baker5162 The stuff will be stored on your device. It's no different from having all your sensitive files saved on your PC like normal. Your data is not special enough to where Microsoft is gonna give a fuck about the type of porn you watch or whatever.
An AI recording everything I do, say, hear, and see on my computer is EXACTLY what I want in my next PC. That totally won't be abused in the future after the drama dies down and MS decides it's safe to start skimming.
What do you mean by next PC? They are doing it for years already. Your Chrome browser itself is searching all your files on your computer for "safety" reasons...
That weird year many moons ago, when even a video of mr hands was floating around and nearly everyone was uploading to YT their reactions of watching it🤣💀
It is because they compare to a passive cooler MacBook air 😂? When heat builds up then the laptop with active cooling wins , just like macbook pro Vs air
@@frankwong9486 At least, with Microsoft, they place the cooling fan right near the heatsink as opposed to the Macbook where the heatsink and fan are practicing social distancing from one another.
Interocitor+! Now with 4 corners instead of 3, for when you want something quad vaporised! Brought to you by those big forehead Robin Williams types from 'This Island Earth' (1955).
99% of the time, the NPU will be used to gather and process data on you so they can sell your data and change algorithms to make you an impulsive buyer.
Kinda. There is already affordable NPU`s you can stick whenever - just take a look at coral usb stick, for those who do make use of AI capabilities in their hardware. Which isnt a lot of people.
except they need to know what PC means. PERSONAL Computer. As in Its my computer. These corporations seem to forget that and want to own it all. "You will own nothing!"
It looks like you're playing a Minecraft. Would you like help? > Get help with playing the Minecraft > Just play the Minecraft without getting help [ ] No, wait, I can change!
@@samanjj That's not a choice, it's a binary state of existence in the US. Either you can afford a doctor, or you cannot afford a doctor. You don't choose, unless you already can afford a doctor, you cannot choose that it's not affordable right now or as you could rephrase, not "worth it" right now.
@@Mf_Cooldawg It could be so good if they didn't actively thy to shove it down every throat. And not stealing training data off the internet could be good too but as long as the executives are greedy, we'll never get this. Time to eat the rich probably.
Their naming scheme has to be among the worst in laptops First normal laptop Then laptops with a copilot key Then AI PC Now copilot + PC At this rate, Best Buy will have to dedicate an entire wall to explaining the differences between them.
@@n.d.n.e1805 Will probably need an Asahi Linux kind of effort to do that. But maybe not. I don't know how deeply integrated the ARM is in these new M$ laptops.
It's only available on "Co-pilot+PC" laptops... for now. Those are the laptops with the great Snapdragon CPU and battery life. Intel and Ryzen CPU laptops doesn't have it yet. However, this is a good time to shop around for replacement operating systems. Linux Mint or MacOS seem viable.
@@akin242002 The samsung SSD that my workstation boots from is getting up there in age. So I might opt for a dual boot when I eventually do a fresh install on a new MUCH LARGER Drive. I recently got my first experience with Linux on an OLED steam deck to play on my exercise bike (ran out of good switch titles) and I have been really impressed by the desktop mode.
@@akin242002 As it turns out - snapdragon cpu isnt even great, actually. Power consumption and efficiency is around the same as current gen stuff, and worse then (soon) incoming next gen.
The surface line is equivalent to the mac line up on terms of 1st party optimized hardware and form factor, being capable of much more than the sum of its parts and being virtually devoid of bloat ware, any bloat ware it has is as subjective as the stock app or something on iOS. Surfaces pros are basically mac book airs, surface books are mac book pros etc. But on top of everything you get windows hello, touch screens a pen etc. And the surface pro can convert to a tablet or with a 3rd party keyboard works just likes a super thin laptop with a hinge and everything. The when you want to have a smart display and have 2 inches of space you can simply pull the display off, tilt the kick stand back an inch or 2 and place it anywhere.
Copilot response of 2 girls & 1 cup: So raise your cup, my friend, and toast, To the magic of moments we cherish most. For in laughter shared and secrets spun, We find our own version of “Two Girls, One Cup". 😅🤣😂
@@DihelsonMendonca They will for the M4 MacBook Pro. It will be the AI spy cold wars. 2020s are the 80s all over again. Spy games (just big tech corporations this time), high inflation, and transformer movies.
apple products aren't oses they're toys. you can't install an app without parental approval from apple at least you can install a functional version of linux on modern windows pcs
*Ads & windows update is already frustrating in windows now comes this co-pilot AI shit💩 who cares & who asks for all these😕 Better delete Windows and go for Linux if you're on budget & needs only basic PC usage on your laptop
Gaming is getting stronger on the apple devices. People mock the iPhone 15 pro max when we were told it could run resident evil 4, but that was only the beginning. Ports just need to start flooding in with future devices.
You forgot that microsoft is also trying to force everything to be saved to one drive where you "voluntarily" upload your data to when you hit save too fast without checking if MSFT decided to change the save location from where the file was opened from and decided to make it auto save to one drive.
It's funny, cos it's true. I actually want may Mac to be able to trawl through all my files and construct a history / timeline of anything I have done - because I have a problem with memory and order! I'd like it to run locally though...
Yes I used pc for 20 years. Finally got tired of doing updates and virus scans every day. Switched to MacBook Air and iPhone and iPad . And I’m very happy 😊
It's called Windows because Microsoft can see you through it.
It's called Windows because Microsoft looked through Apple's designs and copied them.
@@abyssalplanes apple doesn't own arm architecture. There is nothing to copy.
@@Codyslx Apple stores three copies of all your deleted files
If you're talking about them spying, that's true. But macOS/iOS isn't really better either...
@@abyssalplanes One day iOS may have a built in calculator!
It's a good thing that we can still trust Sam Tucker, he's the ultimate corporate spy working at any and all tech companies.
it's ok survivor get in this mouth you may feel a little biting pain before the feel an end to the pain🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
infiltrating them all
Google: "All your data are belong to us".
Microsoft: "Hold my beer."
Apple: "Hold my coolaid"
well here's a question for you how many videos of you drinking a beer does Microsoft have on file of you now? if it's not enough then drink another beer in front of your webcam and if you don't have a webcam then get on with a privacy shutter and every time you drink a beer open the shutter so Microsoft can watch you drink a beer🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@raven4k998 Sound like a bot
Never let the "All Your **** Are Belong To Us" meme die! I think it existed before memes were a thing?
@@fredygump5578 and apple claims he copied them so stealing it is technically stealing it back🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
The recall service is a privacy nightmare.
showing two girls and one cup you have to love the power of Microsoft ai🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fear mongers and over paranoid skitzo's with their illegal filled pc's definitely got an issue with that ;)
Imagine caring about privacy in 2024
@@IceBlueLugia You're right, who cares about protecting useless data such as credit card information right?
@@baker5162 The stuff will be stored on your device. It's no different from having all your sensitive files saved on your PC like normal. Your data is not special enough to where Microsoft is gonna give a fuck about the type of porn you watch or whatever.
Is it just me or has this become an actual substitute for tech news at this point?? Just with more comedy
Great video dude
At least SAMTIME does not clickbait his video article titles.
It's not just you
Yes what you just described is Tech Parody. And wouldn’t you know, this channel is a Tech Parody channel.
It absolutely has for me.
Sam's parodies are a thousand times more interesting than the tech "innovations" themselves! 🤣
Always was. And it's great.
An AI recording everything I do, say, hear, and see on my computer is EXACTLY what I want in my next PC. That totally won't be abused in the future after the drama dies down and MS decides it's safe to start skimming.
I mean that cna BE down already
What do you mean by next PC? They are doing it for years already. Your Chrome browser itself is searching all your files on your computer for "safety" reasons...
Diddums
and it will never hear you wrong or hallucinate
@@DanielM.-mq4rm Good thing I don't use Chrome.
We've reached that perfect point in history of humour and horror.
At least it has 16GB RAM for…. $200 less! Thank goodness they don’t follow Apple Math.
Happy or not everyone with money has Apple
However, they are following the "we don't want you upgrading or repairing your own tech anymore" that Apple did.
@@yordanmilchev Lies, Apple offers interest free plans and most people get it with that.
The OS may be twice bigger, so the extra ram gets consumed like human rights of Microsoft users 😂
@@yordanmilchevSuch a pompous thing to say.
Copilot+ PC is such a Cringe name
PaiC 🤣
They could've done CoTop or something creative
You get spyware with some PC as opposed to PC with some spyware
Spyware + PC
Feels so stolen from GNU + Linux
Copilot: "What is my purpose?"
Me: "You install Linux"
Windows 11 copilot edition: it was an OS to download and install another OS.
@@책쪼아먹는학헌 i thought same
"I'm sorry, [user]. I'm afraid I can't do that"
Does linux work with arm?
@user-ry2eq8qi7o Bruv yes it does and quite fantastically.
The 2 girls 1 cup part tho 😂
That weird year many moons ago, when even a video of mr hands was floating around and nearly everyone was uploading to YT their reactions of watching it🤣💀
Nice
The trauma
I don't know what it is, but it's easy for me to tell that I don't want to know.
@@JoBot__ It's just two girls sharing a cup of chocolate at body temps.
This is a bigger announcement than Microsoft themselves had!
Well hey, +58% is better than drawing a line on an unmarked graph
Not by much. 58% in what way? and what about its performance compared to the MacBook Pro? I’m curious what the real numbers look like.
@@koalaunknown they compared their high end to an entry level macbook xD
It is because they compare to a passive cooler MacBook air 😂?
When heat builds up then the laptop with active cooling wins , just like macbook pro Vs air
@@koalaunknown it's still more comprehensive, unknown vs 58%
@@frankwong9486 At least, with Microsoft, they place the cooling fan right near the heatsink as opposed to the Macbook where the heatsink and fan are practicing social distancing from one another.
And fire a laser beam into my eyes. Through the monitor 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Interocitor+! Now with 4 corners instead of 3, for when you want something quad vaporised! Brought to you by those big forehead Robin Williams types from 'This Island Earth' (1955).
That defrag screen bought back some good times!
99% of the time, the NPU will be used to gather and process data on you so they can sell your data and change algorithms to make you an impulsive buyer.
Kinda. There is already affordable NPU`s you can stick whenever - just take a look at coral usb stick, for those who do make use of AI capabilities in their hardware. Which isnt a lot of people.
Combination of humor plus informative is the best
"Hey Copilot, be more like Sam Tucker."
"I can't do that."
"Oh! Then what's the point then!?"
Now i watch SAM for tech reviews.
It seems like the marketing team gave up and just put copilot+pc
except they need to know what PC means. PERSONAL Computer. As in Its my computer. These corporations seem to forget that and want to own it all. "You will own nothing!"
it's a pc it has an ai named copilot sooo... why not add them both?
Better than xbox naming team
@@devara_ma Because co-pilot takes the PC (personal) out of the equation. It will no longer be yours nor will it be private as in PC.
You can joke all you want, but really do notice a difference. After I turn on my new Windows 11 PC, it takes about 50% less time before it gets stuck.
4:38 Reporter: "This is pretty creepy. Microsoft is taking screenshots of everything we do."
Satya Nadella: "Yeah" 💀
i love he just:okay i'm not spending a whole day fighting over this shit
Two girls and one cup comment was the funniest thing I’ve heard all day
It looks like you're playing a Minecraft.
Would you like help?
> Get help with playing the Minecraft
> Just play the Minecraft without getting help
[ ] No, wait, I can change!
“I will know if you didn’t” in the end says everything.
As ERB showed:
Jobs: "You will never EVER catch a virus on an Apple"
Gates: "But you can still afford a doctor if you've got a PC"
Enough said.
Microsoft wants to now be able to screenshot everything on your PC.
Enough said.
Oh America - where affording a doctor is a choice you make
@@samanjj That's not a choice, it's a binary state of existence in the US. Either you can afford a doctor, or you cannot afford a doctor. You don't choose, unless you already can afford a doctor, you cannot choose that it's not affordable right now or as you could rephrase, not "worth it" right now.
@@samanjj N one is denied healthcare in America. People from third world countries like yours come here all the time for proper medical care.
@@wlonsdale1i saw a guy in the store i work at buying medical supplies for his broken arm as he was denied hospital service for not having insurance
I hate the future
How dare you be against M$ they care about us that's why they want to spy on us!!
AI
Me too, man. Me too.
And the future hates you.
@@Mf_Cooldawg It could be so good if they didn't actively thy to shove it down every throat. And not stealing training data off the internet could be good too but as long as the executives are greedy, we'll never get this. Time to eat the rich probably.
Great video as always, Sam.❤
*Everyone Fighting Over Windows Recall*
Me: *Disables It* "Boom, problem solved."
2 girls 1 cup just killed me ))
the computer can you be your friend lmao.
The golden rule of parody is that in order to be funny it must to reflect reality, and there's a lot of reality reflected here.
The 2 girls 1 cup reference was epic
When I first saw the Recall feature I was reading it as Total Recall too. Hahahaha hilarious 😂
Bloody hell, what a time to be alive...
Their naming scheme has to be among the worst in laptops
First normal laptop
Then laptops with a copilot key
Then AI PC
Now copilot + PC
At this rate, Best Buy will have to dedicate an entire wall to explaining the differences between them.
We need a LONG lore series on Sam Tucker.
Utterly enjoyable and entertaining. You have a new Subscriber.
1:42 Sam's love for defragging continues!
Feels like a combination of the worst of Apple + the worst of Google sold to you by Microsoft.
All of apple is the worst
@@Mininukefromfalloutnow that's what you call fanboyism
@Krolitian1 nope it's called facts apple has made little to no innovations since the death of Steve Jobs
@@Krolitian1is he wrong tho?
@@JacksonNick-j6i such an innocent soul for you to think Apple is anywhere near the worst company out there.
I love a panopticon dystopia.
* galances nervously at computer *
I swear.
"all recall stays on-device and never goes to the cload"
ha! good one
cant wait to dual boot my linux on this
lol good. Luck with that 😂
Wait its not apple you can just delete windows and use linux
@@n.d.n.e1805 Will probably need an Asahi Linux kind of effort to do that. But maybe not. I don't know how deeply integrated the ARM is in these new M$ laptops.
Sorry no drivers or software support. Linux will catch up in 10 years.
@@silvy7394 have you ever used Linux? I've never had any issues with it personally, especially 0 driver issues
MS shoving a Co-pilot in our single seater airplanes.
It's only available on "Co-pilot+PC" laptops... for now. Those are the laptops with the great Snapdragon CPU and battery life.
Intel and Ryzen CPU laptops doesn't have it yet. However, this is a good time to shop around for replacement operating systems. Linux Mint or MacOS seem viable.
@@akin242002 The samsung SSD that my workstation boots from is getting up there in age. So I might opt for a dual boot when I eventually do a fresh install on a new MUCH LARGER Drive.
I recently got my first experience with Linux on an OLED steam deck to play on my exercise bike (ran out of good switch titles) and I have been really impressed by the desktop mode.
@@akin242002 As it turns out - snapdragon cpu isnt even great, actually. Power consumption and efficiency is around the same as current gen stuff, and worse then (soon) incoming next gen.
"Copilot + PC" who named it?
They didn't really bring a Macbook onto the stage to present new Windows devices lfmao. What a fail.
Well, Clippy was created on a Macbook, so....
The employee who was in charge of the keynote probably scooped up laptops in a haste.
i think technology has reached it's peak.. Me: what about sexy anime robots
gotta admire Sam's commitment to deliver great videos everytime! Legend!
"A very intense defrag" hahaha
Will I be able to natively install arm Linux distros on these?
Not me recognizing the two ladies with one cup reference!!! AHHAHAHA
Two girls, one cup. That's a throwback. When you learn it's just ice cream. It doesn't make it as fun though
Just move to Europe like Sam to get Copilot minus PCs 😂
Macrosoft?
Well we passed right through Idiocracy, now we are taking a quick stop in Wall-E, before ending up in Terminator: Judgement Day.
Fun times.
❤ WE NEED SAM TUCKER VIDEOS EVERYDAY ! ❤❤❤
Thank God for Linux
the EU will stop this shit
The surface line is equivalent to the mac line up on terms of 1st party optimized hardware and form factor, being capable of much more than the sum of its parts and being virtually devoid of bloat ware, any bloat ware it has is as subjective as the stock app or something on iOS. Surfaces pros are basically mac book airs, surface books are mac book pros etc.
But on top of everything you get windows hello, touch screens a pen etc. And the surface pro can convert to a tablet or with a 3rd party keyboard works just likes a super thin laptop with a hinge and everything.
The when you want to have a smart display and have 2 inches of space you can simply pull the display off, tilt the kick stand back an inch or 2 and place it anywhere.
The best tech news channel on UA-cam 👏
SamTime - Unlimited source of stand up comedy
First time seeing this creator. He is very funny. Laughed a few times. Famous British humor.
Copilot response of 2 girls & 1 cup: So raise your cup, my friend, and toast, To the magic of moments we cherish most. For in laughter shared and secrets spun, We find our own version of “Two Girls, One Cup". 😅🤣😂
what you are referring to as pc is in fact copilot/pc or as i recently called it copilot+pc
Bro best videos love it, 2 girls 1 cup reference had me in tears 😂
Should be called cospylot
You are on another level 😀
If only Linux would finally git gud so I can switch. 25 years later and I still need to use a command line to install a friggin' printer.
And that's why I use Arch btw
Can we have a Copilotless version too?
1:30 That Windows update is so fast that it can be considered as legit feature 😅
Microsoft now MacBooks 💻 !!! 😂😂
You: "Pull up that Netflix series I was watching last night."
Recall: "I can't do that Dave. I'm afraid it's DRM."
"Still remembers cortana" 💀 Yea, and we all still hate it
35% cheaper and more powerful than MBA, and touchscreen, sounds like a deal :)
A very intense defrag. lol
I love this channel.
Copilot sounds great, how do I delete it?
That defrag part got me laughing hard!
Perfect... to build an ARM Hackintosh
Basically just a MacBook with windows 11
Yeah
Don’t forgot the AI!
Do MacBooks already have AI ? 😅😅
@@DihelsonMendoncaor a touchscreen 😜
@@DihelsonMendonca They will for the M4 MacBook Pro. It will be the AI spy cold wars.
2020s are the 80s all over again. Spy games (just big tech corporations this time), high inflation, and transformer movies.
this was hilarious. thank you!
I will never talk to a machine. Only my cats.
Only time I talk to a machine is when I’m mad at it
Sam is the best source of tech news, change my mind
Those two girls with the single cup really traumatized multiple generations
Honestly is fun how they accept windows pc sucks, and also at the same time, admitting apple is best. Also, fuck microsoft and fuck windows.
apple products aren't oses they're toys. you can't install an app without parental approval from apple
at least you can install a functional version of linux on modern windows pcs
Time to switch to MacOS i guess...
(Except for gaming on Windows PC)
Windows desktop for gaming & MacBook laptop for portable work
*Ads & windows update is already frustrating in windows now comes this co-pilot AI shit💩 who cares & who asks for all these😕
Better delete Windows and go for Linux if you're on budget & needs only basic PC usage on your laptop
Gaming is getting stronger on the apple devices. People mock the iPhone 15 pro max when we were told it could run resident evil 4, but that was only the beginning. Ports just need to start flooding in with future devices.
Every ad right now: “AI, AI, AI, AI, AI.”
I will install Linux
1:42 LMAO. I remember using Defrag on my Windows 95 when I was a teen. It always looked faster after I used it.
Yep, good old FAT system.
It was, actually. You need to do defragmentation on hard drive every once in a while, or it gets REALLY slow.
Linux is the way.
oh my dog, all ur vids are like this, FAST n FUN. BEST SUB I EVER DONE. how u dont have more than 1m views?? holy damm keep it up like this lad
You forgot that microsoft is also trying to force everything to be saved to one drive where you "voluntarily" upload your data to when you hit save too fast without checking if MSFT decided to change the save location from where the file was opened from and decided to make it auto save to one drive.
PLEASE TELL ME IS COPILOT OR APPLE INTELLIGENCE IS BETTER?
I love the drawing pencil, which has a delay.... so microsoft !!!
Awesome just brilliant review
It's funny, cos it's true.
I actually want may Mac to be able to trawl through all my files and construct a history / timeline of anything I have done - because I have a problem with memory and order! I'd like it to run locally though...
Can you remove the ai like you could remove Cortana or no?
Most likely yes, but MS will keep upgrading Windows so most likely it will be re-applied with every OS upgrade.
Remove? No.
Not use it? Yes.
Yes I used pc for 20 years. Finally got tired of doing updates and virus scans every day. Switched to MacBook Air and iPhone and iPad . And I’m very happy 😊
Total recall is local only
4:00 The woman shown at the right side of this stock picture has a youtube channel named WhisperAudiosASMR