i can't get out of prison

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  • Опубліковано 12 лис 2024

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  • @Poofesure
    @Poofesure  3 роки тому +2176

    give me a brick

  • @jdwest0448
    @jdwest0448 3 роки тому +2211

    Please never stop playing this

  • @rozatic3221
    @rozatic3221 3 роки тому +1808

    This game is easily one of the funniest I've played and watched.

    • @jaztin7197
      @jaztin7197 3 роки тому +1

      What game is it?

    • @BonahPerson
      @BonahPerson 3 роки тому

      DisIike my video

    • @Hyperb2002
      @Hyperb2002 3 роки тому +11

      I have a gaming laptop with 16GB of RAM. Why does it lag hard?

    • @benzogames
      @benzogames 3 роки тому +8

      IKR? I love his gameplays of this so damn much lol

    • @benzogames
      @benzogames 3 роки тому +22

      @@jaztin7197 Hard Time is the name

  • @ColiasPalaeno
    @ColiasPalaeno 3 роки тому +192

    Poof idk if you want advice to actually rage less or not but here you go:
    - You can build weapons like a sword and a gun in the workshop, items you build will give you money
    - You can get your intelligence up by reading
    - You can pretty much beat the game by sleeping all the days off and never leaving the bed for any reason
    - There is a prisoner x warden sort of relation thingy where if you have high reputation, prisoners will look up to you more but wardens will absolutelly hate you, low reputation means prisoners will pick on you more but the wardens will be less against you, this also reflects on the judge where most crimes depending on your reputation, high reputation means you'll be convicted more oftenly while low reputation means you're acquitted more oftenly, low reputation also sometimes gets you sentence cuts meaning you have to survive less days
    - You can get money easily by using a broom anywhere to sweep the floor, to sweep you press the taunt button
    - The best weapon in the games are the sword and the knife because you can repeatedly stab people with them while they're on the ground and they can do almost nothing to fight back without someone coming to their rescue
    - You can actually escape the prison by digging a hole with a shovel or climbing the fence in the exercize yard
    And lastly: You can usually get away with things by just saying yes and immediatelly resuming it, like if a warden tells you to drop a gun, you can get away with it by simply saying yes and picking it right back up

    • @mhmdLFC
      @mhmdLFC Рік тому +9

      you cant escape the prison in hard time 3d trust me i used cheats to fly over the fence and it just is an out of bounds area you cant escape in PC version

  • @dotkittyraptor
    @dotkittyraptor 3 роки тому +196

    "Oh, he has a rock. Hey, maybe your rock can be friends with my brick. They're like cousins."
    -Poof 2021

  • @DrAvsDrZ
    @DrAvsDrZ 3 роки тому +525

    Poof: Plays Hard Time again
    The guards: *This is where the fun begins*

  • @beef_boss
    @beef_boss 3 роки тому +373

    He loses everytime he plays as Alfonso and now he forgets the controls

    • @huskycashewdrums6171
      @huskycashewdrums6171 3 роки тому +10

      Thanks Beef Boss

    • @nathan-ew5ff
      @nathan-ew5ff 3 роки тому +8

      @The Spatza atheists when they go to heaven and are warmed with Jesus Christ’s loving embrace and not floating with Charles Darwin in space

    • @LadyTigeress
      @LadyTigeress 3 роки тому +1

      @@nathan-ew5ff pffft 🤣🤣🤣

    • @neoxx47
      @neoxx47 3 роки тому +3

      @@nathan-ew5ff i wanna go to hell lmao

    • @beefboss9822
      @beefboss9822 3 роки тому +2

      Hey I'm the true beef boss

  • @megachin9925
    @megachin9925 3 роки тому +268

    -brother bear has entered the chat
    -brother bear has left the chat

  • @ppleakage2785
    @ppleakage2785 3 роки тому +140

    For someone named Major Merc, He’s one of the nicest people in the game

    • @addieeeeee
      @addieeeeee 3 роки тому +17

      @The Spatza no one cares

    • @dylanmoore3201
      @dylanmoore3201 3 роки тому +8

      Bruh, the comment isn’t even about god, and God is real.

    • @WhoTookSaltyCabbage
      @WhoTookSaltyCabbage 3 роки тому +23

      @The Spatza This comment doesn't change the fact that no one asked, go back to r/atheism and be an edgelord there

    • @jeffreymerlino4613
      @jeffreymerlino4613 3 роки тому +1

      @The Spatza i've seen God

  • @UberAwesome56
    @UberAwesome56 3 роки тому +386

    Always a pleasant evening when Poofesure uploads

  • @tacticalxd6908
    @tacticalxd6908 3 роки тому +244

    Plot twist: Alfonso holds beef boss hostage in prison so he can make his way to Wii Party U master difficulty.

    • @tacticalxd6908
      @tacticalxd6908 3 роки тому +8

      @The Spatza And your point is...

    • @Andrew-ms4dr
      @Andrew-ms4dr 3 роки тому +4

      @The Spatza nobody asked

    • @Andrew-ms4dr
      @Andrew-ms4dr 3 роки тому +5

      @The Spatza also what does this comment have to do with religion

    • @parker7145
      @parker7145 3 роки тому

      @@Andrew-ms4dr it's a bot

    • @Andrew-ms4dr
      @Andrew-ms4dr 3 роки тому

      @@parker7145 yes past me was an idiot because it was late at night and was annoyed at everything for no reason

  • @calmanw
    @calmanw 3 роки тому +66

    RIP brother bear, all he wanted was to tell everybody he was on his way

  • @heath6825
    @heath6825 3 роки тому +162

    beefboss uses his shank to kill the guards and escape the prison

    • @spoiledmilk9154
      @spoiledmilk9154 3 роки тому +8

      @The Spatza dude take your conspiracy theories to twitter nobody cares on yt

    • @gooberaureliusmaximusiii6638
      @gooberaureliusmaximusiii6638 3 роки тому

      @The Spatza i love u bby ❤️

    • @dirtysanchez2007
      @dirtysanchez2007 3 роки тому +2

      @@spoiledmilk9154 as a member of the twitter community we are fine with not having it and are passing it on to the instagram community

    • @antoniomacedonio6574
      @antoniomacedonio6574 3 роки тому

      @@dirtysanchez2007 ok see you when this has 500 replies in a giant argument

    • @Jaizizzizi
      @Jaizizzizi Рік тому

      @@antoniomacedonio6574lol didn’t happen

  • @goodbue2903
    @goodbue2903 3 роки тому +82

    3:46
    "Maybe your rock can be friends with my brick, there like cousins" -Poofesure 2021

    • @goodbue2903
      @goodbue2903 3 роки тому +1

      @The Spatza true

    • @RedstoneRuler
      @RedstoneRuler 3 роки тому

      @The Spatza ...

    • @tatummvp99
      @tatummvp99 3 роки тому +1

      @The Spatza what the fuck does it have to do with the dam comment

    • @AxoTheGamer
      @AxoTheGamer 4 місяці тому

      @@goodbue2903?

    • @AxoTheGamer
      @AxoTheGamer 4 місяці тому

      @@RedstoneRuler?

  • @ohgeeia
    @ohgeeia 3 роки тому +30

    The new pepto bismol in-joke is my favorite thing ever

  • @JacobDoffing42
    @JacobDoffing42 3 роки тому +58

    Poofesure: *Plays Hardtime*
    The Guards: *Allow us to introduce ourselves.*

  • @lucasbajema9286
    @lucasbajema9286 3 роки тому +23

    Every month this man brings my heart back to a state of peace. With this game

  • @elivandrisse
    @elivandrisse 3 роки тому +34

    Hypothesis: your intelligence went down after getting dropped on your head 50 times

  • @sarahp132
    @sarahp132 3 роки тому +380

    I wish he played more horror games, that’s hilarious!

  • @joshuamiddle7835
    @joshuamiddle7835 3 роки тому +18

    Poofesure: gets violently assulted
    Guards: sleep
    Poofesure: doesn't go in cell
    Guards: He MuSt DiE aT aLl CoSt

  • @UnstableAce03
    @UnstableAce03 3 роки тому +44

    When I saw the title appear in my notifications I actually thought he went to jail for all the Wii remotes he broke

  • @keiraahays
    @keiraahays 3 роки тому +23

    i love falling asleep to poofesure trying to get out of prison!!

  • @FreeTyreek
    @FreeTyreek 3 роки тому +73

    This game is a masterpiece

  • @gothb2507
    @gothb2507 3 роки тому +33

    this game is what it's like living with my family

  • @pspfilms7505
    @pspfilms7505 3 роки тому +16

    8:28 Magellan was an explorer similar to Christopher Columbus

  • @akoul3855
    @akoul3855 3 роки тому +13

    8:28 Magellan was the first man to ship around the world

  • @firemj6761
    @firemj6761 3 роки тому +79

    Where’s tomodachi life
    We need to see who beef boss will fall in love with

  • @svicider
    @svicider 3 роки тому +7

    ok im mad at myself and youtube for forgetting about you, youtube stopped recommending your videos, but now that i saw this i can continue watching you again, finally some good quality content i've been watching the same stuff for the past few months. also oddly enough i downloaded this game 3 days ago as i remembered playing it as a kid, you just happened to play it too...

  • @rhysjohnston8542
    @rhysjohnston8542 3 роки тому +13

    8:55 You have Joel Vinesause's Bulk Bogan as a lawyer.

  • @axelmdo4584
    @axelmdo4584 3 роки тому +22

    Keep this series going it’s funny af

  • @ArlenJ100
    @ArlenJ100 3 роки тому +35

    "I can't get out of prison"
    Jolyne Cujo: Yare yare dawa

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 2 роки тому

      Just get Killer Queen and you can get out

  • @alejohndrom4092
    @alejohndrom4092 3 роки тому +29

    13:29 that actually scared me lmaooo

  • @edwardjones1045
    @edwardjones1045 3 роки тому +480

    Attempt 75 of asking Poofesure to play Bee Movie Game

    • @Tangus
      @Tangus 3 роки тому +13

      Dream on

    • @magic_matrix1171
      @magic_matrix1171 3 роки тому +11

      Oh that would be good 😂 I never thought of that

    • @hoolei
      @hoolei 3 роки тому +2

      Omg yes

    • @Qio.Coricc
      @Qio.Coricc 3 роки тому +17

      @The Spatza one, this comment has nothing to do with religion, but if you were replying to someone else then I understand. Two, maybe don’t disrespect people’s beliefs? Sorry if this comes across as rude.

    • @MineKat
      @MineKat 3 роки тому +21

      @@Qio.Coricc you're not being rude. This is just a bot looking to piss people off.

  • @laurynseaborn435
    @laurynseaborn435 3 роки тому +8

    I love how this is turning into its own series

  • @blueblaster1541
    @blueblaster1541 3 роки тому +5

    When the guy said,” Your adventures over Magellan”, He meant the man who went on an adventure to travel around the entire world on a boat. He also died.

  • @charlestolbert1111
    @charlestolbert1111 3 роки тому +9

    2:40 that's some Bevis and Butthead type if thinking.

  • @namelessonstage
    @namelessonstage 3 роки тому +9

    boof bess deserves to have a mii counterpart.

  • @GreyhoundFTW
    @GreyhoundFTW 3 роки тому +16

    i love how he gets jumped in the first minute

  • @nysteponshi
    @nysteponshi 3 роки тому +111

    This man always makes me scream without the s 😫

  • @drip-godskull4905
    @drip-godskull4905 3 роки тому +9

    Bro I was fucking crying about how much shit just randomly happened at 4:00

  • @underratedszn6549
    @underratedszn6549 3 роки тому +17

    Bro I couldn’t stop laughing at the dialogue of this game 😂

  • @SovietUnionCCCP
    @SovietUnionCCCP Рік тому +4

    1:10 “EAR”
    13:29 “STOOOOOOOOP!!!”
    6:58 “CONSPIRING TO ESCAPE”

  • @walex970
    @walex970 3 роки тому +15

    This dude makes any game funny

  • @squidyparty
    @squidyparty 3 роки тому +39

    "I don't think I like people dressed in yellow"-poofesure 2021

  • @toddettesmm2802
    @toddettesmm2802 3 роки тому +10

    HardTime? That's what I called that time I went to the Graveyard

  • @travelingmerchant6434
    @travelingmerchant6434 3 роки тому +3

    the mooscles were already stronk

  • @bladefiles5240
    @bladefiles5240 3 роки тому +2

    "I think it's something about me carrying this brick, that makes me a target"
    Lol best line in the vid

  • @comechiclas124
    @comechiclas124 3 роки тому +6

    Damm even Lil pump was in the courthouse 8:48

  • @ruincam
    @ruincam 3 роки тому +6

    the fact that this game is so random and makes no fucking sense makes me laugh so hard. it’s like a fever dream

  • @richardaviles353
    @richardaviles353 3 роки тому +5

    Please keep uploading this series !!

  • @cacahoute3
    @cacahoute3 3 роки тому +5

    TO ESCAPE FROM THE PRISON - YOU WILL NEED: A shovel, a gun, and a bag of coins or cash. ... Step 1: Grab a shovel, and dig using T. Step 2: When you dig a hole, go through it. Keep digging until you make a hole big enough that lets you escape.

  • @jamywayne8158
    @jamywayne8158 3 роки тому +2

    logic of hardtime: sword beats gun, but sword is beaten by BRICK

  • @potato-uj9dk
    @potato-uj9dk Рік тому +7

    as an autistic person, thank you so much for not saying the r-word. it is so commonly used and is very ableist, so i really appreciate that you knew not to say it as i dont think many people know how bad of a word it is :))

    • @captainiceswife
      @captainiceswife Рік тому +5

      this! i'm autistic too and it made me so happy he knew not to say it. :^)

  • @bobbysumthinorother1725
    @bobbysumthinorother1725 2 роки тому +5

    This video cured my depression… thank poofesure :)

  • @BizzyBonkerz
    @BizzyBonkerz 3 роки тому +2

    This is the best series you’ve ever done

  • @omid8738
    @omid8738 3 роки тому +4

    Watching this while high was the best thing ever.

  • @Wartorment
    @Wartorment 10 місяців тому

    Ferdinand Magellan (c. 1480 - 27 April 1521) was a Portuguese explorer best known for having planned and led the 1519 Spanish expedition to the East Indies across the Pacific Ocean to open a maritime trade route, during which he discovered the interoceanic passage thereafter bearing his name and achieved the first European navigation to Asia via the Pacific.

  • @Jake_97
    @Jake_97 2 роки тому +4

    16:29 Not gonna lie, that’s extremely relatable.

  • @jolliwoodstudios
    @jolliwoodstudios Рік тому +2

    Boof Bess: minding his own business
    Guy at 4:15 : *RACISM ENGAGED*

  • @visortheinvisioner196
    @visortheinvisioner196 2 роки тому

    When I got recommended this video, it was 9 months old. Upon logging back onto UA-cam a few minutes later, I was recommended the video again, and it was 10 months old. Thank you for reading my useless story, and happy 10 months of this video's existence.

  • @saltynuggets8196
    @saltynuggets8196 3 роки тому +1

    if escaping is easy as it is on mobile, you just gotta run into the fence on the outside to start climbing it, once you are out things get even more fun

  • @Dhead-io4om
    @Dhead-io4om 3 роки тому +4

    This game is really funny when you play thank you for blessing us with such humor

  • @rubics996
    @rubics996 3 роки тому +2

    exactly what I wanted to see on a Sunday night! please keep playing this game!

  • @matheo649
    @matheo649 3 роки тому +3

    This was just a big fever dream

  • @owensturman6044
    @owensturman6044 3 роки тому +3

    Why did you throw a broom then steal my broom 😂😂

  • @minecraftmatthew1393
    @minecraftmatthew1393 3 роки тому +19

    Can’t say that I relate to the title.

    • @wthefool8332
      @wthefool8332 3 роки тому +8

      @The Spatza what does that even have to do with this?

    • @minecraftmatthew1393
      @minecraftmatthew1393 3 роки тому +1

      @The Spatza Already an atheist, but ok. Also, how does this relate to what I said?

    • @jayhollows5729
      @jayhollows5729 3 роки тому +1

      @@wthefool8332 okay but this comment doesn't change the fact that god isn't real

    • @RedstoneRuler
      @RedstoneRuler 3 роки тому +2

      @The Spatza PLEASE SHUT UP. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ACCOMPLISHING BY DOING THIS?
      I'm an atheist myself, but we have freedom of religion laws for a reason.

    • @wthefool8332
      @wthefool8332 3 роки тому

      @@jayhollows5729 I know, I myself am an atheist. I just don't see how your religion has anything to do with the fact that this guy doesn't relate to the title.

  • @professorxangus
    @professorxangus 3 роки тому +3

    I read the title and for a second I thought this man had actually wound up in prison for breaking too many Wii remotes.

  • @johnnyxiong2330
    @johnnyxiong2330 3 роки тому +2

    You can climb the fence and go into town. At least that was a feature on the 2d, mobile edition

  • @uievolution3674
    @uievolution3674 3 роки тому +3

    13:15 Officer tells you to get out of tge wrong cell and yet still proceeds to randy orton your ass

  • @classiff1ed
    @classiff1ed 2 роки тому +1

    “Who do I not like” *poof asks calmly with an ak in his hands

  • @shivamgagad5674
    @shivamgagad5674 3 роки тому +9

    In an alternate universe this game is called "soft time"

    • @basedSkeleton
      @basedSkeleton Рік тому +2

      Soft Time would be an insane asylum simulator where you're stuck in solidarity confinement in a room with mattresses as the walls.

  • @JustANormalLife146
    @JustANormalLife146 3 роки тому +1

    There's this new game called Wrestling Empire and it's alot of fun. I would recommend playing that game in the future.

  • @rust_hunter7867
    @rust_hunter7867 3 роки тому +2

    I dont know why but this whole game looks like a fever dream

  • @ethan83k
    @ethan83k 3 роки тому +3

    this is so fucking hilarious please keep playing these

  • @RobotguyHsss
    @RobotguyHsss 3 роки тому +4

    Little does he know there's a mobile version

  • @damien8113
    @damien8113 3 роки тому +4

    Video idea: *tier rank Papa's games' characters/customers*

  • @livegwendolyne6783
    @livegwendolyne6783 3 роки тому +5

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PLEASE ITS MY FAV

  • @Potatoes08
    @Potatoes08 3 роки тому +1

    We smokin on that brother bear pack

  • @NotGlokky
    @NotGlokky 3 роки тому +2

    thank u for uploading i highly appreciate it❤️.

  • @gerasimoskaterelos35
    @gerasimoskaterelos35 3 роки тому

    Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach diarrhrea, Yeah pebto bismol
    I HAVE A BAD CASE OF DIARRHEA

  • @firminion3698
    @firminion3698 3 роки тому +6

    This made me laugh the hardest I have in ages

  • @HikingWithAlex
    @HikingWithAlex 2 роки тому +1

    My mans went through the whole plot of star wars in this episode

  • @zeus_3135
    @zeus_3135 3 роки тому

    that guard launched the hell out of that broom

  • @lukifer1450
    @lukifer1450 3 роки тому

    The amount of rage that would come from this guy if he played survivalcraft2

  • @Metro_Stalin_Mayer
    @Metro_Stalin_Mayer 3 роки тому +1

    I'm just gonna thank you for using Bug's Life PS1 soundtrack on your last videos

  • @jake_dev1046
    @jake_dev1046 3 роки тому +1

    I died laughing when brother bear joined the prison and then died one second later

  • @salarhussain8994
    @salarhussain8994 3 роки тому +1

    RIP Brother Bear

  • @matthew-l1e8m
    @matthew-l1e8m 3 роки тому +2

    I’m pretty sure there’s a button to skip dialogue. I always just mashed buttons and they stopped talking.

  • @deanj9023
    @deanj9023 3 роки тому +3

    Yay more 3D hard time videos!!!

  • @e.g.o.m.e
    @e.g.o.m.e 3 роки тому +1

    Uberhaxornova playthrough was just as funny

  • @kujobamjabi2646
    @kujobamjabi2646 3 роки тому

    *picks up brick*
    Game world: so you have chosen violence?

  • @deeroberts7085
    @deeroberts7085 Рік тому +2

    Good background music

  • @theoriginldw
    @theoriginldw 3 роки тому

    “make your way there before i drag your sorry ass!” said the officer who is near death.

  • @danes123
    @danes123 3 роки тому +4

    1:56 I’m laughing so hard

  • @SirSplash-j9d
    @SirSplash-j9d 3 роки тому +1

    The long awaited episode

  • @kingverticous2286
    @kingverticous2286 2 роки тому

    i cant stop laughing at when he suggests his brick should be friends with the rock and the guy just goes in on him

  • @kittypopa
    @kittypopa 2 роки тому +1

    4:39 he was about to say mayonnaise

  • @MarioRyu
    @MarioRyu 3 роки тому +2

    1:08 so Warden Combs is an ear 😂

  • @nathanvanek6479
    @nathanvanek6479 3 роки тому

    8:30, that was Magellan, a sailor/explorer who wanted to discover the West Indies.

  • @lillienneshafer6433
    @lillienneshafer6433 3 роки тому +32

    Nothing but respect for him for saying r-word rather than actually saying it