Poof idk if you want advice to actually rage less or not but here you go: - You can build weapons like a sword and a gun in the workshop, items you build will give you money - You can get your intelligence up by reading - You can pretty much beat the game by sleeping all the days off and never leaving the bed for any reason - There is a prisoner x warden sort of relation thingy where if you have high reputation, prisoners will look up to you more but wardens will absolutelly hate you, low reputation means prisoners will pick on you more but the wardens will be less against you, this also reflects on the judge where most crimes depending on your reputation, high reputation means you'll be convicted more oftenly while low reputation means you're acquitted more oftenly, low reputation also sometimes gets you sentence cuts meaning you have to survive less days - You can get money easily by using a broom anywhere to sweep the floor, to sweep you press the taunt button - The best weapon in the games are the sword and the knife because you can repeatedly stab people with them while they're on the ground and they can do almost nothing to fight back without someone coming to their rescue - You can actually escape the prison by digging a hole with a shovel or climbing the fence in the exercize yard And lastly: You can usually get away with things by just saying yes and immediatelly resuming it, like if a warden tells you to drop a gun, you can get away with it by simply saying yes and picking it right back up
you cant escape the prison in hard time 3d trust me i used cheats to fly over the fence and it just is an out of bounds area you cant escape in PC version
ok im mad at myself and youtube for forgetting about you, youtube stopped recommending your videos, but now that i saw this i can continue watching you again, finally some good quality content i've been watching the same stuff for the past few months. also oddly enough i downloaded this game 3 days ago as i remembered playing it as a kid, you just happened to play it too...
@The Spatza one, this comment has nothing to do with religion, but if you were replying to someone else then I understand. Two, maybe don’t disrespect people’s beliefs? Sorry if this comes across as rude.
When the guy said,” Your adventures over Magellan”, He meant the man who went on an adventure to travel around the entire world on a boat. He also died.
When I got recommended this video, it was 9 months old. Upon logging back onto UA-cam a few minutes later, I was recommended the video again, and it was 10 months old. Thank you for reading my useless story, and happy 10 months of this video's existence.
TO ESCAPE FROM THE PRISON - YOU WILL NEED: A shovel, a gun, and a bag of coins or cash. ... Step 1: Grab a shovel, and dig using T. Step 2: When you dig a hole, go through it. Keep digging until you make a hole big enough that lets you escape.
if escaping is easy as it is on mobile, you just gotta run into the fence on the outside to start climbing it, once you are out things get even more fun
Ferdinand Magellan (c. 1480 - 27 April 1521) was a Portuguese explorer best known for having planned and led the 1519 Spanish expedition to the East Indies across the Pacific Ocean to open a maritime trade route, during which he discovered the interoceanic passage thereafter bearing his name and achieved the first European navigation to Asia via the Pacific.
@The Spatza PLEASE SHUT UP. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ACCOMPLISHING BY DOING THIS? I'm an atheist myself, but we have freedom of religion laws for a reason.
@@jayhollows5729 I know, I myself am an atheist. I just don't see how your religion has anything to do with the fact that this guy doesn't relate to the title.
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Poof idk if you want advice to actually rage less or not but here you go:
- You can build weapons like a sword and a gun in the workshop, items you build will give you money
- You can get your intelligence up by reading
- You can pretty much beat the game by sleeping all the days off and never leaving the bed for any reason
- There is a prisoner x warden sort of relation thingy where if you have high reputation, prisoners will look up to you more but wardens will absolutelly hate you, low reputation means prisoners will pick on you more but the wardens will be less against you, this also reflects on the judge where most crimes depending on your reputation, high reputation means you'll be convicted more oftenly while low reputation means you're acquitted more oftenly, low reputation also sometimes gets you sentence cuts meaning you have to survive less days
- You can get money easily by using a broom anywhere to sweep the floor, to sweep you press the taunt button
- The best weapon in the games are the sword and the knife because you can repeatedly stab people with them while they're on the ground and they can do almost nothing to fight back without someone coming to their rescue
- You can actually escape the prison by digging a hole with a shovel or climbing the fence in the exercize yard
And lastly: You can usually get away with things by just saying yes and immediatelly resuming it, like if a warden tells you to drop a gun, you can get away with it by simply saying yes and picking it right back up
you cant escape the prison in hard time 3d trust me i used cheats to fly over the fence and it just is an out of bounds area you cant escape in PC version
Please never stop playing this
This
@@BonahPerson Nah I’m good
@@BonahPerson Nah I'm good
Based
@@BonahPerson shut up
This game is easily one of the funniest I've played and watched.
What game is it?
DisIike my video
I have a gaming laptop with 16GB of RAM. Why does it lag hard?
IKR? I love his gameplays of this so damn much lol
@@jaztin7197 Hard Time is the name
"Oh, he has a rock. Hey, maybe your rock can be friends with my brick. They're like cousins."
-Poof 2021
Rocked brick
As soon as i heard that I said pause
@@tylern6420 Bricked rock
Poof: Plays Hard Time again
The guards: *This is where the fun begins*
gotta love a star wars reference
Jojo
@The Spatza Ok...?
@The Spatza cringe
@The Spatza SHUT UP
-brother bear has entered the chat
-brother bear has left the chat
Then he re-enters, he looks like andrew tate
Rip to a real one
He loses everytime he plays as Alfonso and now he forgets the controls
Thanks Beef Boss
@The Spatza atheists when they go to heaven and are warmed with Jesus Christ’s loving embrace and not floating with Charles Darwin in space
@@nathan-ew5ff pffft 🤣🤣🤣
@@nathan-ew5ff i wanna go to hell lmao
Hey I'm the true beef boss
For someone named Major Merc, He’s one of the nicest people in the game
@The Spatza no one cares
Bruh, the comment isn’t even about god, and God is real.
@The Spatza This comment doesn't change the fact that no one asked, go back to r/atheism and be an edgelord there
@The Spatza i've seen God
3:46
"Maybe your rock can be friends with my brick, there like cousins" -Poofesure 2021
@The Spatza true
@The Spatza ...
@The Spatza what the fuck does it have to do with the dam comment
@@goodbue2903?
@@RedstoneRuler?
Plot twist: Alfonso holds beef boss hostage in prison so he can make his way to Wii Party U master difficulty.
@The Spatza And your point is...
@The Spatza nobody asked
@The Spatza also what does this comment have to do with religion
@@Andrew-ms4dr it's a bot
@@parker7145 yes past me was an idiot because it was late at night and was annoyed at everything for no reason
Always a pleasant evening when Poofesure uploads
Yes
10:00 pm isn’t in the evening
Indeed
Exactly
@@crabby4388 seems like you’re crabby 😂 jk
RIP brother bear, all he wanted was to tell everybody he was on his way
😂
Poofesure: gets violently assulted
Guards: sleep
Poofesure: doesn't go in cell
Guards: He MuSt DiE aT aLl CoSt
The new pepto bismol in-joke is my favorite thing ever
Poofesure: *Plays Hardtime*
The Guards: *Allow us to introduce ourselves.*
13:29 that actually scared me lmaooo
beefboss uses his shank to kill the guards and escape the prison
@The Spatza dude take your conspiracy theories to twitter nobody cares on yt
@The Spatza i love u bby ❤️
@@spoiledmilk9154 as a member of the twitter community we are fine with not having it and are passing it on to the instagram community
@@dirtysanchez2007 ok see you when this has 500 replies in a giant argument
@@antoniomacedonio6574lol didn’t happen
Every month this man brings my heart back to a state of peace. With this game
Hypothesis: your intelligence went down after getting dropped on your head 50 times
This game is a masterpiece
@The Spatza he never even mentioned it
@MisterSerpent .
i love falling asleep to poofesure trying to get out of prison!!
ok im mad at myself and youtube for forgetting about you, youtube stopped recommending your videos, but now that i saw this i can continue watching you again, finally some good quality content i've been watching the same stuff for the past few months. also oddly enough i downloaded this game 3 days ago as i remembered playing it as a kid, you just happened to play it too...
this game is what it's like living with my family
Attempt 75 of asking Poofesure to play Bee Movie Game
Dream on
Oh that would be good 😂 I never thought of that
Omg yes
@The Spatza one, this comment has nothing to do with religion, but if you were replying to someone else then I understand. Two, maybe don’t disrespect people’s beliefs? Sorry if this comes across as rude.
@@Qio.Coricc you're not being rude. This is just a bot looking to piss people off.
8:28 Magellan was an explorer similar to Christopher Columbus
When I saw the title appear in my notifications I actually thought he went to jail for all the Wii remotes he broke
Wouldn't surprise me
8:28 Magellan was the first man to ship around the world
Lmao the pronunciation
I wish he played more horror games, that’s hilarious!
Agreed
Same here lol
Me too
For real
@The Spatza what does that have to do anything?
When the guy said,” Your adventures over Magellan”, He meant the man who went on an adventure to travel around the entire world on a boat. He also died.
Keep this series going it’s funny af
Where’s tomodachi life
We need to see who beef boss will fall in love with
8:55 You have Joel Vinesause's Bulk Bogan as a lawyer.
I love how this is turning into its own series
1:10 “EAR”
13:29 “STOOOOOOOOP!!!”
6:58 “CONSPIRING TO ESCAPE”
"I can't get out of prison"
Jolyne Cujo: Yare yare dawa
Just get Killer Queen and you can get out
Your very funny bro 😂 keep up the work💯👍🏼
not even a heart from your donation
1:56 I’m laughing so hard
2:40 that's some Bevis and Butthead type if thinking.
Bro I couldn’t stop laughing at the dialogue of this game 😂
The stuff he was saying at 1:41 was funny
This dude makes any game funny
And will damage anybody's ears
i love how he gets jumped in the first minute
This man always makes me scream without the s 😫
So you must be a long John
Sus
Sus
LMFAOOOO WTF
Cream?
boof bess deserves to have a mii counterpart.
This is the best series you’ve ever done
"I don't think I like people dressed in yellow"-poofesure 2021
Beef Boss has left the chat
Bro I was fucking crying about how much shit just randomly happened at 4:00
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PLEASE ITS MY FAV
This game is really funny when you play thank you for blessing us with such humor
"I think it's something about me carrying this brick, that makes me a target"
Lol best line in the vid
This video cured my depression… thank poofesure :)
Watching this while high was the best thing ever.
When I got recommended this video, it was 9 months old. Upon logging back onto UA-cam a few minutes later, I was recommended the video again, and it was 10 months old. Thank you for reading my useless story, and happy 10 months of this video's existence.
logic of hardtime: sword beats gun, but sword is beaten by BRICK
thank u for uploading i highly appreciate it❤️.
16:29 Not gonna lie, that’s extremely relatable.
Damm even Lil pump was in the courthouse 8:48
exactly what I wanted to see on a Sunday night! please keep playing this game!
13:15 Officer tells you to get out of tge wrong cell and yet still proceeds to randy orton your ass
HardTime? That's what I called that time I went to the Graveyard
This made me laugh the hardest I have in ages
nice pfp
the mooscles were already stronk
the fact that this game is so random and makes no fucking sense makes me laugh so hard. it’s like a fever dream
TO ESCAPE FROM THE PRISON - YOU WILL NEED: A shovel, a gun, and a bag of coins or cash. ... Step 1: Grab a shovel, and dig using T. Step 2: When you dig a hole, go through it. Keep digging until you make a hole big enough that lets you escape.
if escaping is easy as it is on mobile, you just gotta run into the fence on the outside to start climbing it, once you are out things get even more fun
Please keep uploading this series !!
0:56 when I want to bring a broom to bed
I dont know why but this whole game looks like a fever dream
I read the title and for a second I thought this man had actually wound up in prison for breaking too many Wii remotes.
Boof Bess: minding his own business
Guy at 4:15 : *RACISM ENGAGED*
Ferdinand Magellan (c. 1480 - 27 April 1521) was a Portuguese explorer best known for having planned and led the 1519 Spanish expedition to the East Indies across the Pacific Ocean to open a maritime trade route, during which he discovered the interoceanic passage thereafter bearing his name and achieved the first European navigation to Asia via the Pacific.
Can’t say that I relate to the title.
@The Spatza what does that even have to do with this?
@The Spatza Already an atheist, but ok. Also, how does this relate to what I said?
@@wthefool8332 okay but this comment doesn't change the fact that god isn't real
@The Spatza PLEASE SHUT UP. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ACCOMPLISHING BY DOING THIS?
I'm an atheist myself, but we have freedom of religion laws for a reason.
@@jayhollows5729 I know, I myself am an atheist. I just don't see how your religion has anything to do with the fact that this guy doesn't relate to the title.
This was just a big fever dream
In an alternate universe this game is called "soft time"
Soft Time would be an insane asylum simulator where you're stuck in solidarity confinement in a room with mattresses as the walls.
I Always get happy when poofesure uploads lol
13:29 When you annoy your little sibling. HAHA
1:08 so Warden Combs is an ear 😂
My mans went through the whole plot of star wars in this episode
We smokin on that brother bear pack
Does anyone know the music or song name at 9:25?
Why did you throw a broom then steal my broom 😂😂
There's this new game called Wrestling Empire and it's alot of fun. I would recommend playing that game in the future.
this is so fucking hilarious please keep playing these
“Who do I not like” *poof asks calmly with an ak in his hands
The long awaited episode
4:39 he was about to say mayonnaise
I died laughing when brother bear joined the prison and then died one second later
that guard launched the hell out of that broom
You can climb the fence and go into town. At least that was a feature on the 2d, mobile edition
KEEP PLAYING THIS PLEASE I LOVE IT
Underrated poofesure series
When he screamed l I e that at the prison guard i lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
Wait, did Poof add in the Wii Music for background music recently? I don't remember it being there before
8:30, that was Magellan, a sailor/explorer who wanted to discover the West Indies.
The amount of rage that would come from this guy if he played survivalcraft2
Yay more 3D hard time videos!!!
NO! DON'T STOP PLAYING THIS!!!!!! THIS IS SO FUN
Uberhaxornova playthrough was just as funny
Video idea: *tier rank Papa's games' characters/customers*
*picks up brick*
Game world: so you have chosen violence?