"Mexico shouldn't be good at soccer right?" *looks at their 11 first-place wins in North American championships vs. USA's 7 after they lost 6-0 to USA* oh boy you're gonna be in for an unpleasant surprise lmao
*Poof:* 👨🏻 0:09 This isn’t what’d I think of when I think of a soccer player but... *Me laugh kiddingly:* 🤔🤣🙄 Well duh... it just looks more like someone in their Pj’s lol?
So the rules of soccer are: the visiting team is not allowed to shove or kick the home team, but the home team can do whatever the heck they want... sure. Also how's she gonna call you sexist after you try to recruit her to the team, if anything that's just trying to be more equal and less sexist!
me irl if i play soccer
obese boss
You would be a god at kicking balls as hard as you can.
Discord mod
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So let's get this straight: Beef boss is a drunk driver, a convicted felon, a wrestler, and a soccer player?
yeah pretty much
He is a man of many talents
I mean I guess
And a basketball player
Basically my character MooChacho who I made up Lmaoo
I love how even when you arent playing as beef boss, you still play as beef boss
Hello there
@@jeronimoepic2946 general kenobi
@@chicagosportz2347 you are a bold one
You were a true Rebel friend
@@jeronimoepic2946 are you the Senate?
it's been a year and he still makes me laugh at the stupidest things
I’ve only been watching him for a few weeks and he’s funny af especially when he gets mad😂
your comment a year old
@@avb3065 ur comments 8 days old
@@retunen8778ur comment 11 months old
3:10 “How is that a goal, he hit it in with his hand”
*Intense 1986 Maradona flashback*
As a soccer player, I can confirm this is how we look at peak performance.
Football
@@jeronimoepic2946 honestly shut up. Some people live in America and call it soccer. Deal with it.
@@jeronimoepic2946 The English made the word Soccer anyway, it's the same sport, doesn't matter what you call it.
@@jeronimoepic2946 futbol...
@Alexander Baumgartner Lmao thats what I was thinking
All of his titles are literally just diary entries
From bitlife
"wii sports raging and funny moments"
Lol
the weed
I write a comment
“I become an obese soccer player”
Beef boss: am I a joke to you?
Football
No it. No FoOTbaLl
@@jeronimoepic2946 no it no fOoTbALl
Sunday League Teams: Allow us to introduce ourselves
stfu
Me: Mum, can we get FIFA 21?
Mum: We've got FIFA 21 at home
FIFA 21 at home:
May as well be FIFA 21. EA Sports games post 2013 have been Microtransaction-ridden dumpster fires.
Same gameplay tbh
Anyone know what this game is called
@Nylthanyr IV Not really the controls changed a bit after 18 and when you go back to 15 and you'll be like Wow these controls sucks ass
@@wilsonhawk1007 i came 2 years later just to tell you the game name is grass roots by mdickie
You’ll make the World Cup team, I believe in you
Same
hey btw
@@kurisu.chriss heya
Anybody could make the USA football team theyre shit
Thanks because I'm also obese
"WHAT A PLAY!"
Goalie literally rolls it to him.
8:08
“I have frickin Mel- *zooms in* Mel- *still zooms in* Melvin here.”
"You wafting the air isn't gonna make me go away"
Pls play more i laugh hysterically watching these
haven’t laughed this hard in a while. thank you poofesure :)
Indeed
i still havent laughed that hard since I literally had to comback just to laugh that hard again...
bro I thought this was bubbles from trailer park boys 😂😂
Frig off!!!
Now let's get me in a soccer game
Canada dude: “I’ll get every person in Canada here to watch us kick your butt.”
Poofesure: “ What all five people?” 😂
13:00 “WHY IS HE BANGING ON HIS CHEST”
13:03 “NICE BANGING ON YOUR CHEST THERE”
When your dad gets drunk and plays soccer
"What are you doing you gross woman"
Whoever made these type of games are hilarious
mat dickie is funny as shit dude
In this universe Italy has apparently taken over the entire EU
16:44 ¡GOLAZOOOOO!
I really wish there was more videos of this game I laughed so hard 😂
"these are america's finest soccer players. idk how to kick"
The audio cut out for me and I honestly thought that's how the video was supposed to be like
I like how every time you stutter while saying Melvin, Melvin's face gets stretched more and more.
8:08 is when Melvins face gets stretched
Map at 5:42: South Africa owns a good portion of Africa
*This time for Africa*
now they really live up to their name
africa is not a continent now
also look at middle east
the greater kingdom of jerusalem
Can we talk about Italy for a second?
16:10 were not just going to fly by all 6ix9ine all the way on the right
2:30 man hes trying to stinky me THE BEST argument of the year
Gotta love the world map, its just so wrong that it has to be on purpose
Keep playing these type of games. They’re hilarious
I'm already an obese soccer player
The moment we've all been waiting for
Why is your whole team dressed like Mormon missionaries 😂
It’s amazing how genuinely entertaining I find this
The way the countries are divided at 5:42 is really pog, what a game
9:45 “were numbe- wow we are bloody”
2:26 that means "go further forward"
“I’m an obese soccer player”
“Goal lasso!”
I’m dead 😂😂
Oh god, keep the MDickie games rollin
I've gambled away my children on an online blackjack game
When I think of a soccer player, I definitely think of a fat greasy guy with plaid pants and a tank top.
11:41 *T H E M E X I C O S*
Breaking news Barcelona signed the substitute of Messi beef boss
there will never be any explanation why this man makes me laugh so much
Beef Boss: *Exists*
Every Referee: PENALTY
Ngl some of the things poofesure says are some of the things my actual coaches say it’s kinda funny 😭
14:04 KAHAJAIAI IDK WHY THAT WAS SO FUNNY✋🏼😭
3:00 your goalie LMAO
If anyone told me this is a FIFA game I’d believe it, CR7 has nothing on beef boss
Poof realizing the controls already losing 0-6 is the moment of all time
Fun fact:COSTA RICA is celebrating 74 years without army
6:57 ohno what a terrifying map
That Canadian in the pink shirt was clearly a member of the Hart family
As a soccer fan this is kinda painful
I can confirm as a Canadian that we do play soccer and do have professional soccer teams.
In the World Cup now as well congrats
its so weird to see him have fun playing games
I'm more impressed these players are able to dive and slide on concrete without injury.
This is canonically the career choice you chose after hard time
15:39: If Wario could talk in sports games
poof said this was the first week of 2022, that’s when i realized this video was three years old and i’ve been watching him for 5 😭
*Like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like.*
I'm telling kids of the future this was the real life story of Roque Junior
to think where my headspace would be without poof is scary, ong.
I would love to see more of this game!
This was hilarious to watch, Keep this serie going!
Plz make more this was the funniest thing I’ve seen in such a long time
"Mexico shouldn't be good at soccer right?"
*looks at their 11 first-place wins in North American championships vs. USA's 7 after they lost 6-0 to USA* oh boy you're gonna be in for an unpleasant surprise lmao
Gotta love that he doesn't know any rules for soccer,calling a free kick "penalty"
mdickie about to blow up in popularity and it honestly makes me happy
As a soccer player, this is what soccer at recess would look like
Why are you 50 and still going to school tho
Its the brand new beef boss Peter Griffin
These games are all fever dreams
why are they playing soccer in a fuckin prison yard
This should become a MDickie gaming channel
Why when i saw the notification i thought Adrianooo uploaded again. But love your vids man it just brought nostalgia back
He's probably dead by now lol
your character looks like Lester Crest if he was jacked!
*Poof:* 👨🏻 0:09 This isn’t what’d I think of when I think of a soccer player but...
*Me laugh kiddingly:* 🤔🤣🙄 Well duh... it just looks more like someone in their Pj’s lol?
Offside: "Am i a joke to you..??"
Where is beef boss?
Quote from his last wii sports baseball video: I KNOW WE SUFFER FROM OBESITY BUT COME ON!!!!! PUT SOME EFFORT ON THE FRIKEN FEILD!
Please play The You Testament last. Its like the finale
He takes inspiration from Old Critikal gameplay for sure
thank you poofesure
Can we talk about the fact that this is made in a wrestling engine?
He changed the tile didn't he
Aaaaand he still didn’t read the instructions
He needs to read instructions then he'll know how to play
As a Canadian, We don`t play soccer.
As a Mexican i can confirm that we play rough.
I like the new channel theme where you only play awkward ps2 games in a odd manner.
we love soccer in canada
Map: Israel owns the Middle East
Middle East: triggered
And apparently Germany is doing their WW2 thing again according to that
greater kingdom of jerusalem
10:41: India and Pakistan appear to have settled their differences according to the map too
Alternate title: I become a soccer player
Don't make fun of Redwing Senpai like that!!
Redwing means chicken in this context.
5:03 how every game turns out after one action.
I would love to see more of this
So the rules of soccer are: the visiting team is not allowed to shove or kick the home team, but the home team can do whatever the heck they want... sure.
Also how's she gonna call you sexist after you try to recruit her to the team, if anything that's just trying to be more equal and less sexist!
Canada does play soccer proof.