Sauron smashed Galadriel
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- Опубліковано 13 січ 2024
- CHRISTOPHER MY SON DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS TO ENEMIES AGAIN SUBPLOT I HID IN THE APPENDIX OF MY ICONIC WORK THE LORD OF THE RINGS?
NO? PROBABLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T EVER WRITE ANYTHING LIKE THAT LOL
Galadriel x Halbrand art by StillsJulia
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I still have not watched Rings of Power - Розваги
I will now forever think that, everytime Frodo went to sleep with the ring close by, he could just hear Sauron's voice telling the most out of pocket shit
Frodo probably heard this the night after he gazed into the looking pool with Galadriel
"Frodo, I once had a bean burrito. You will never know or understand what this means."
“Have you smelled whats in the bottle you have with you Frodo”
“Frodo. This weed fuckin bangs, yo. I’ll give you a hit when you arrive in Mordor.”
"Frodo, grab me some milk and cigarettes while you're on the way"
Sauron just gave the entire fellowship of the Ring PTSD and broke their will to live.
*Amazon
@@paulbadman8509 Synonyms
Except for Aragorn, who just gave him a high five for his taste.
Except Aragorn
He already have elf gf
@@krullachief669 in their "battle" through the Palantir they were actually just comparing elf girls.
"The strength was enough - barely"
you know you are broken when you were expecting a "and she was a good friend"
Because there are no panties in space
A fine piece of jailbait from a more civilised age
Ah, a classic
A more elegant copypasta from a more civilized age.
he convinced her that they dont wear panties in Numenor. Me and the rest of the Maia used to run a train on her.
“By Melkor, shit was cash.” is a very underrated line
That was "Sauron flow 3"
Sauron's been transmitting greentexts like this one into Smeagol's brain through the ring for 500 years
A fate truly worse than death
@NikZedong 3 day goon seshes do things to a man
It all makes sense now
Until Tolkien rises from the grave, this is now canon as to why Smeagol was the way he was.
*amused skeleton laughter*
@@DeusExAngelo
100% agreed and based.
Elvussy got him acting unwise.
Blonde Elvenussy got me acting like a half retarded hound dog.
Elvussy are a amazing word
In the books Sauron does have a bit of a sense of humour. Like how he calls Shelob his cat: he doesn't have any direct control over her, but she lives at his doorstep and keeps vermin away.
That’s adorable
And then they gave her a goth mommy form in Shadow of War for some reason, and now I have mixed feelings towards the giant nightmare spider
@@maxducks2001 Dude was into monster girls, I can respect it.
@@maxducks2001 The reason make kinda sense, they said that her mother could do it, and nowere was written that shelob could not do it or could do it.
They just made that by the time of LOTR she has become feral and could not do it anymore.
There's the guy he tricked into thinking he had his wife hostage and kept his promise to reunite them
Just saw a Galadhrim with a Numenorian…
Lothlorien has fallen…
Millions must sail west beyond middle earth
@@FueganTheAnnihilator
*changes mind when he's almost there*
*jumps overboard to swim back to Middle Earth LIKE A BAWS*
Just like Tolkien intended.
Amen brother
I own undead ghost army for personal defence!
CHRISTOPHER MY SON
Ar-Zigûr and Beruthiel.
Kek
"And into the Galadrussy, he emptied his Cruelty, his Malice, and his will to dominate all life..."
I think I just felt my soul die a little reading that. Or maybe I’m having a stroke…should I go to the hospital?
No wonder Denethor II wants to immolate himself.
👍 🗿 👍
Tolkien: I aint die for this gang 😭💀
@@thespyingeyeofmordor exactly. Imagine standing by the palantir 24/7 with Sauron regaling you with stories about Galadriel's favorite positions
Absolutely chilling, they don´t write villain monologues like they use to.
"I slid my finger into her ring of power, if you catch my drift." -Sauron.
Sauron never touched the 3 elvish rings… oh, now I get it.
The best thing to come from Rings of Power is this greentext.
Those threads gave a steady supply of greenies for months dude, months
@@siruristtheturtle1289Rangz of powah!
Ah lawd dem rangs vids are pretty fucking dunny too
and she was a good friend
Darn tootin', pardner.
If Frodo had to listen to Sauron talking about shit like this, it makes sense why he looks so distant and strange at the final parts of the trilogy
Autistic elven pussy makes you strange.
I like the idea of instead of sending the Nazgul after him, whenever Frodo puts on the Ring Sauron just tells him uncomfortable anecdotes about his past
He sent greentexts like this directly into Smeagol's brain for 500 years, making him go insane.
If Sauron was spamming my mind with things like this *EVERY NIGHT* when I sleep,
I would join the ring on its way down the volcano.
I can't tell if Melkor would be proud or ashamed of Sauron for such a vile action.
Well Melkor said he wanted to SA Luthien, so what Sauron did with Galadriel was probably teletubbies compared to his level of depravity.
The type of shit the dude imagined in Angband would make this pale in comparison
@@sentientbottlecap
Pretty sure people just inserted that reading forcibly .He is more the type of guy to send someone eternally into a torture dungeon to try to break their will .
@@oolooo oh alright, I got that interpretation from the “Analyzing evil” UA-camr, he must have made a mistake
Melkor tricked Turin into marrying his sister just to fuck with father Hurin. Melkor would be proud af.
"I got inside all Three Rings, if you know what I mean..."
DAYUM. Sauron, you DOG.
*smacks lips*
Noice.
Maiar-maxxing on Halfling chudlets
Galadriel in Rings of Power wore the Armor of Feanor even though canonically she hates Feanor.
If I remember right, the defence was that "She didn't receive it from Feanor."
@@Lorgar64 Taken from GoT showrunners "She forgot she hated Fëanor"
Also, f*** Lorgar.
@@notthatgerry the Word Bearers have always won. False faith in a corpse aside, the Imperium became the perfect enemy for the WB to focus their hatred on. Perfect for such a dystopian, fascist setting!
@@Sercotanicrunge
@@Sercotani I was here to shitpost for the WB's, but damn your cringe made me weak
"Enjoy the sloppy seconds, Gandalf."
A roast greater than the fires of Mount Doom.
Everyone to The Hobbit Trilogy: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."
Nah, those movies were disrespectful trash, not as bad as TRoP, but still pretty awful.
just because bottom of the trash heap garbage water exists doesn't mean the fresh garbage bag near the top isn't trash either.
@@Sercotani Exactly!
Just because the old slop was edible by humans doesnt make it good. By comparison sure but still disgusting pig food
Nah man, the second movie featuring Smaugh was golden.
Okay… that’s going in the book !!
Sauron: which one
“All of them “
Sauron: "Aight."
*lights up phat blunt*
Also Sauron: "For my next trick, I shall clap some female Dwarven cheeks. All of them. At the same time. 'Cause I'm magic, muhhfugga."
Valinor has fallen, billions must orc
Orc INTENSIFIES
*Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!*
"Billions must kinslay" -Noldor Chud
@@mirceazaharia2094 GROND!
Unironically, this is more entartaining than the show itself.
Honestly, this particular version of Galadriel....let's just say that this is the first time that I can truly say that I feel sorry for Sauron.
damn...
you right though
This particular version ... Did they turn her into an ooga-booga too?
@@joskarifinaukr6503No.
@@joskarifinaukr6503not an ooga, but she definitely doesn’t have that elven beauty
@@youtubehasbigcringethey don't understand the radiance that is the Eldar.
Sauron could have won by simply giving this speech.
He was gonna give it in front of the Black Gate in the movies, but it was cut early on as they found it distracting.
You can find a very short part of it on YT by searching "Sauron black gate deleted scene"
Rings of power deserves to be put under the Sword of Kaine, but green texts like this reminds me that you can't enjoy a dumpster fire without trash to fuel it.
have consulted the Captain -General of the Legion Custodes and hIs reply was quote,
"THAT IS NOT FUCKING CANON !"
Darth Sidious: "I shall MAKE IT canon."
Technically the villian of the show is that psychotic and clearly insane parody of galadriel. 😂
Im just laughing inside thinking this is what the ring is wispering to frodo 24/7. The ring is a great burden indeed 😂😂
This is the real reason Gandalf didn’t want to touch the ring, he knows where that ring has been and probably wants to vomit at the very sight of it
Eru Illuvatar and Melkor readin this and silently agreeing to one another to hold off the End Times till Sauron gets a huge ass spanking
Sauron: "Still worth it."
Also Sauron: "You still can't unclap dem elf cheeks."
lol wait so does that mean when galadriel was having her unhinged monologe about the one ring with frodo, she was really just venting some deeply repressed emotional baggage regarding her...past encounters with sauron? 🤯
That Sauron D must've been pretty memorable as for her to hold it in back-screen regard for well over several thousand years.
No, because this shit isn't canon, it's just shit.
@@Xahnel Uh, okay...like I give a shit what's 'canon' whilst Rings of Power exists.
@@Xahnel we are just joking around, mate. The movies, although good, aren't canon either.
@@7ElevenTruther lol
The spider that just happened to look like a p0 rn star is not as bad if you have amazon writing to compare it.
Oh jeez, don’t remind me, I still gag when I think of that portrayal of Shelob.
@@mj91212and even that portrayal is still not as bad as Amazon's garbage.
@@simulacrumpilot2777 Oh I agree, but I still hate WB for what they did to her.
@NikZedong I don't know, I'm just saw it in one of @dreadanon's previous videos ua-cam.com/video/f3AZYQh2e0k/v-deo.html
@@mj91212 gagging on what though? Does she still have the "stinger"?
And i can imagine sureon saying to the witch king with this story and say at the end "the best part was that she wanted to kill me, while i was sleeping with her as helbrand, ha ha ha"
I'm early for once but brother I have NO idea what to say in response to this
Still better than Rings of Power I'm sure
Answer nothing brother! Go make more deadlifts in honour of the glorious Khorne to gain more gains! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
This IS from Rings of Power brother
Not even the 4 Great Chaos Gods are so despicable....
@@peterdenov4898
Maybe Tzeentch.
Hm, I don't remember reading about Halbrand it sounds like bad fanfiction.
*One google search later*
Ah I see, thats because it is bad fanfiction written by amazon...
Ι ΑΜ ΝΟΤ CRAZY! I know that he disguised himself as a human, I knew that it was Sauron! One after Morgoth, as if I could ever make such a mistake, never! Never.
Ze crazy pills. Take zem. You gotta become EVER CRAZIER.
Like me.
"And she was a good friend."
That Teleporno thing is not a joke: it is what Celeborn is actually called in his native Teleri.
Homeboi, W H A T. Lord Almighty...
"I may have gone too far in a few places." - J.R.R. Tolkien
Someone stared too much at Fëanor's Palantiri.
"And she was a good friend"
Was expecting a "and she was a good friend" at the end.
I've seen that a few times. I don't get it. What does it mean, or what is it a reference to?
@@seanphelps4057 reference to Obi Wan in episode 4
...well, she was.
@@seanphelps4057 There was a greentext focused on Ahsoka and after describing several acts which could be called debauchery and intimate, it ends with "And she was a good friend".
Sauron emptied himself inside elf cheeks!😂
This is why Frodo fell to the ring at the end of RotK
I didnt know it was possible to be entertained and disgusted at the same time but here we are
Nothing a Balam Industries sponsored field trip to Middle Earth can’t fix.
"Got a job for you 621"
@@nobleman9393 it's all fine and dandy until the Elves figure out that 621 is just a merc, and will do any job as long as you pay them.
The only thing that dog is loyal to is money. Kinda respectable in a way.
@@Sercotani *Accept* *Refuse*
And into this Ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to make all life cringe.
Now I get why Isildur felt relief when he lost the ring
Do they actually boink in Rings of Power? Incredible that they could have drifted so far from Tolkien's vision
That was the whole point: take something beautiful and sacred, desecrate it as much as possible.
At this point on, I am inclined to believe that The Rings of Power came from the most depraved pits of Angmar
when you put it that way, i tend to believe that it was not glaurung and balrogs causing havoc during dagor bragollach, but droping the RoP on full volume and that forced the coalition to abandon the siege of angband
This is what Frodo was hearing, every night, while carring the ring 💀
>Sauron smashed Galadriel
*confused skeleton noises*
Not sure if based.
EDIT: I have decided. THIS IS BASED.
I just followed the channel because of the great warhammer stuff. Didn't expect an absolute banger like this drop right on. Haha. Great. 😂
A greentext so fire it could destroy the one ring
She was a good friend
This video made me google the plot of the Amazon tv show. Definitely some interesting choices for the characters.
The Teleporno joke is so... ehm... deep. XD
It is Helm's Deep!
And she was a good friend.
She was a good friend.
Faenor: YOU FUCKING WHAT!!!? 🔥🤬🔥 *Continues burning with determinate rage in the Halls of Mandos*
*11 SECONDS IN AND I AM DYING ALREADY!!!! THE MIRRORING OF THE OBI-WAN COPYPASTA AND TRASHING ON RoP THIS IS TOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!*
Lord of the Rings, superior.
Rings of Power, inferior.
Rings of Power is a crime against Tolkien, and all great legends.
0:33 LELF
*Fëanor laughing in the Halls of Mandos.*
Fëanor did nothing wrong.
Imagine Sauron remind her of the past when they meet again at Dol Guldur.
I'm thankful you exist, never stop posting
One of the few good ones of these channels.
Somehow worse than the John Boorman script where Boromir breaks down crying because Galadriel "rejects him to choose the halfling". She then proceeds to sleep with Frodo.
Also Boromir and Aragorn in another scene lick blood off Arwen's thighs. She's described as being 13 years old.
Yeah...........
The only good thing to come out of Rings of Power
Best thing to come out of Rings of Power.
The greentext that is, not this actual fucking shitlore.
Damn, Sauron actually appreciates the finer things in life.
Yeah that totally happened.
It's on the Sigmarillion by the way.
id rather read this post than watch rings of power
“Froodoooooo!…”
“…did I ever tell you about the time I fused with a ghost elf?”
“Yeaaaahhh… shit was weird.”
My jaw was just hanging in horror
Talion had to deal whith thus constatly
It's over Elf bros
Like everyone else here, I have also never seen The Rings of Power. However, after some research it does not appear that Sauron and Galadriel actually bang in S1. Although he does keep giving her the bedroom eyes while tricking her into convincing the elves to forge the 3 rings.
Lmfao i love these LOTR memes
This is several levels of internet deep
Oh boy, this is just like the celebrian smutfic.
This is what Sauron told Pippin in the Palantir.
but was she a good friend?
*General M. Bison voice*
"Of course!"
the edgy black cloak ending was perfect
I dont even play Game of Thrones but this is peak
Lol got eem
This. So much this.
Straight up villainous, lmao.
Sauron: 👏✌👌🙋♂️
Aragorn: Elfussy is exposed
Sauron: YEAH!
Sauron gave her a ring so she gave him hers
This was a better fanfic than the rings of power
Sauron don't make me hunt you down 💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️
Season 2 Sauron: "Frodo... did I ever tell you about the time I clapped Giladriel's ring so hard, her scream made Barad-dûr? Yeah... that's how good of a smithy I am, iykwim."
"NOOOOOOOO!"
This is the greentext of the Rings. 😂
...and she was a good friend.
They turned Sauron into an incel in the show.
Needs to be in season 2
No! You're wrong, I'm not envious!
Nooo, you can't do that to LoTR.
Sauron can do better. Keep grinding, king.
He couldnt get a real GF so he got a elf one! Point and laugh
You mean Arien and Melian?
Yeah, they're taken by Eonwe and Elwe Thingol.
Wow, Rings of power actually sounds more and more awful, the more I unwillingly learn about it.