SQUIGMA MALE GRINDSET | Warhammer 40k meme dub
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- I heard you flippin' beta alpha sigma gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta males were having a little bit of a hard time discovering the true secret to becoming your best most authentic self, so Boss Lotsateef has put together this handy informational guide to discovering the secrets of becoming a SQUIGMA MALE (2x better than a Sigma Male AT LEAST)
Smash that WAAAAAAAAGH button to get mad spores.
(AI art was used in this video because the kinds of videos this is a parody of frequently use AI art, this is not an endorsement of the practice and I don't think it should be used for anything other than quick laffs, pls no bully)
Ork Boyz art by thomaswievegg
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Sharpshootah art by Uriak
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Imperial Guard Grot art by Stugmeister
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Squig 3d model art by Oleksandr Zapisochnyi
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#warhammer40k #sigmamale #orks
This is unironically a good way to explain how ork society works
ah, it's a bit inaccurate, cause no ork is born a big git. They all start small and they DO rise up through the ranks to become big.
@@seanodonnell7169some are just more predispositioned to becoming a big git, whether it's genetics or a twist of fate
And how redpill lifestyle coaches work.
If you're asking yourself if you're a Squigma male, you're already thinking too much to be a Squigma male.
Because true squigma males don’t have enough brains to doubt!
“Because they is round and frictionless” my favorite part
iunno man, souns a lot like thinkin
That's why the Empire endured for so long in Fantasy.
Such is the work of a true Sigmar Male.
😂
DANG IT!!!
Hail Sigma-r
You get the same message if you hit "yes" because a real squigma would have eaten the computer instead.
5 things that may show you that you are a SQUIGMA male (rarer than sigma)
5? Everyone knows numbers are for little gitz
"Lotz", not 5. We've already established that numbers are for the littlest gitz.
But if the littler gitz are usually seen riding and taming the squigma's, does that mean that they're secretly the ones on top of the pyramid?
dat sounz a lot like dat "finkin" malarkey we diskuzzed NOT doin 😑
Typical lil'er gitz thinkin. Big Gitz and Squiqma's don't care about dominance because they already are. lil and lil'er's care about that
A true Squigma male knows when to surround himself with orbiters to absorb incoming threats and bullets.
No cause the biggest Squigs aka Squiggoths and Squigosaurs are ridden and tamed by the biggest gits...those times they don't end up getting eating by said super Squigs I mean.
dat sounds like you got a case of liztening to too much conzpirazies mate
just follow da biggest gitz you can find and you are good
If you ever doubt yourself and lack confidence, remember somebody is watching a sigma male tutorial short right now.
IF YOU IZ TWO TA THREE MONFS OLD AND YOUZE BOYS ISN'T TALKIN' ABOUT
- SHOOTAS
- CHOPPAS
- STOMPIN'
- DA BIG BOSS
- SQUIG PIE
DEN IT'S TIME TO FIND SOME OVVER GITZ
YOU'ZE WAAAGH IS WOT YOU'ZE WORF!
This parody of those shitty "Are you a SIGMA male?" videos is unironically better and more life changing.
I am round and frictionless, therefore I am squig
Bricky needs to be made aware of this!!!!
I’d love an Ork podcast.
An Orkast
@@Sucullentbutter Orkast iz da band
from the blood bowl commercials
"If it ain't green it ain't on our side"
Hey I’m green
Salamander infiltration is a go
@@carrierofplaguesDen I gez you're parta da fraggin' WAAAAGH now, ain'tcha?
@@GolfActual well… if that’s how it works who am I to change it
There should be a sequel to this where all the impressionable young Orks seek out Old Zogwort to zap them into propa squigma males.
SQUIGMA BALLZ!
Dis 'ere be da best way to tells the hummies how we's da bestist gits around. Only da biggest gits and the squigma male gets da bestest stuff.
Squiggoth Grindset: “Eat da boss because youz always da biggest and da strongest! Return to Monke? Nah return to dinosaur!”
Thank you for using Sacred's goblin voices, made my day
The Squigma is ROUND
Ah Bizzboss Lotsateef, you've truly freed me from my shakles and made me a true Squigma Male
Squiqpilled is going right in me vernakulah
The Runescape Goblin Village music killed me 😂
As always, your content is top notch, and also recognized te AoE 3 and Sacred goblin sfx
“IGNORE GITS, GET DA TEEFZ!”
-ANDAR TARE, THE THAP GEE.
🎩
🐍 no step on Snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰
I'm confused by what no step on snek means
I is a squigma mAle moiself so I is aprove of dis mesage.
You have outdone yourself on this one.
meanwhile theres a secret 8th; the waaagh male, the true biggest gitz, the ones who can count without being called littlest gitz, the ones who rule the waaagh
The way he struggles to spell hierarchy 💀
as a littler git i c myself as a small squigma.
My brother this is zoggin' hilarious
Lore accurate.
Like for the goblin sounds from sacred. Didn't think I'd ever hear them in a meme, let alone 40k one
The Dominance High-Orky
E's literally me
Thanks for the lesson in social dominance heirorky 101
“Guardsmen what am I listening to?”
Squigma males? More like squigma nuts lmao gotem
0:34 Lmao Age of Empires 3 soldier recruiting sound
I loike diz editin’ stoyle
wotsh yo shtoyle
Liked fir the AoE3 recruiting sound
Vertically challenged git 💀
DATS ROIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That orc In the suit has me crying lmfao😂 good shit
That goblin sound from Sacred @ 1:41 was a pleasant surprise
I ´Z DON NEED NO FLASHY COURSE YA GROT¡¡, I´Z LISTEN TO DOK JORDUK ZOGGERSON AN ´E SAID I CANS A BE A BIG GIT IF I CLEANZ ME HUT N´ KRUMP DA WOKE UMIEZ¡¡¡¡
Deathskull podcast
Alternatively, a good way to get on that squigma grindset is to annoy your local weirdboy. That'll get ya a proper squiggin'
Did I here AoE3 training sound?
The bit about baking made me realize ork society dosen't have gender roles. Truely a sjw society gamers....
Thankz for make my day boss. Time for crump this day like a littler gitz hie hie hie.
I took da zogging test and I`z a SQUIGPIPEZ!
I like this video way more than I should lol
SQUUUUUUUUIIIIGGGGG
OOIUUURRRGGH I'M SQUIIIGGINNNGG
Zoggin git forgot ta specify between smaller gits and little gits, smaller gits krump da little gits who do da work, and then the little gits krump da littler gits dat ya use fer a shock attack gun or fer a homing thingie in a rokkit. Never forget, a small git aint da boss but he ain't gonna dig a bog pit or rummage though it for good mushrooms and eatung squigs, that's what littler gits do, dey cook cus that's boring and yer gonna be too busy doing fun things like fighting or sleeping.
Would grom be a big gitz or a littler git cos he iz a grot?
he would be sqiugama male due to the fact he is round and frictionless
What if you don't know if you're a squig?
Oi'z dun sed dis fer a long toim now, youz gotz tah groind fer teef an powah, an uzally groind sum othah gitz intaz paste.
squiggy thingy lingy
Isn't a squigma like... being a furry in ork society?
Squima makes do in fact solo both vegeta and goku
Everybody keeps asking who's a Big Git and not How's the Big Git😔
Loving the youtube video parodies like this and Joe Ogryn hope you make more videos like those lol.
So in other words, Skarsnik is the overlord of all greenskins?
What about the hair squigs?
British lore
I thought they were fungui and had no sexual organs?
Shouldn't it be green-pilled?
😂😂😂
What is the plural of squig
if you dont like orks in 40k, i dont care about you
The fuck is a squigma?
Squigma deez nuts
Squigma Balls
@@saar7294 May your woes be many and your days few
i am quite disappointed by the amount of ai generated images you have been putting out
I don't see any problem with that. It makes the video more funny
Absolutely Based and Squigpilled
I bet the final step of the "Squigma Male Lifestyle Course" is just having a weirdboy turn you into a squig
I should integrate "vertically challenged git" into my day to day vocabulary.
So based on this video, not only is Vegeta a part of the ork hierarchy, he is the biggest of bosses, second only the the squigmas.
how so?
Does that make goku a squigma?
@@volodymyrboitchouk He has the squigma grindset without a doubt.
He’s not second to the squigma’s they’re outside the hierarchy. Weren’t you listening? Squigmas aren’t concerned about being anything other than themselves
"insults and jibes slide right off em, cuz dey is round and frictionless" fucking genius
The button at the end saying "aw zog" is a fantastic finishing touch!
As someone who is a confirmed squima male I just got to say, "RAHHHHHRUHUHHHHAHHHHHH!"
Reject monke, return to squig.
for Gork and Mork
You know...when I played Warhammer, I had a Squig army. Not goblins or orks. Squigs. No tamers. No riders. Just squigs. Many GMs told me that you couldn't play a Squig army. However, Squigs don't care if they can't be played or not.
This is on its own level of parody.
Don't sell things to fools. Sell them ideas so they'll gobble up any shit lmao
"NOW LISTEN! DA BOYZ WHO GET TO BE DA STRONGEST, WHO GET THE CLEANEST TEEF, WHO GET TO FIGHT THE BIGGEST GITZ - DEY IZ WE CALL STOIKE! DEY IZ UNAFFECTED BY THE WORDZ AN' PUNCHIZ OF LITTLE GITZ! DAT IS KEY TO BEIN' SQUIGMA!"
"Ey Boss, I fink you say it 'stow-ik'. I haven't erd any git say 'stoike'."
"SHUT UP YA GROT! THE ONLY BIG GIT YOUZ IZ GONNA BE WIV ALL DAT FINKIN IZ DA HUMMIE'Z BLUEIST GIT! AN YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE 'IM!"
- Snippet from recording of discussion between several "Hustler Gitz", taken by Imperial reconnaissance
And that's why the squiggoth is not only a relic unit but also a hero type unit (Dawn of war)
the only reason the Orks are on such a pyramid is because they just got done krumpin' some Necrons and are trying to stomp it flat
' KRUMP DE GITZ' Squigma loifstyl.
Thanks for this parody. I dispised all those "sigma male mindset videos" that flourished since a couple of months, from the moment i discovered them. At last, someone is making fun of them
Yeah, agreed. I actually think that sigma male as a category makes some amount of sense. But you're not going to become a sigma male by listening to youtube videos telling you how to be independent and how to be your own person.
If you feel the need to tell everyone you're a sigma male, then you're probably not a sigma male.
I don't even think that this is a category. That's a coping myth for low self-esteem people, whose these kind of video is the opium.@@lightworker2956
Did those videos make a resurgence ?
Hate that stuff. It’s been around for a while now, but the fact people keep listening to that garbage “alpha and sigma male” stuff is absolutely silly.
0:57 I have the head-canon of Krork having Posh Gentlemanly British accents.
Awesome way to close Sunday 😊
Loved Age of Empires III recruitment sound effect at 0:34
Silly lil’ git trying to spread his lil’ git energy
As a fellow ork myself i approve of this message, however there is an even rarer type of git called "Empra Male" who dedicates all of his time to the worship of the god-emperor of mankind and helping out humanity. This type of ork is even meaner and greener than the biggest bosses and it takes a special kind of ork to become one. However if you take my six month course i will help you on the grind to become empra male and you will be able to get all the teef in the universe.
There is another git, even stronger than “ Empra Male” called “Darkseid Male” who dedicates all his life time wiping out life!
I always wondered how orks tell the difference between axes and helicopters
Der za diffrentz? *raises Choppa above head, begins rotating and takes flight*
@josephperez2004 dem zoggin Meck Boyz always 'hinking of new 'dings
These modern Sister's of battle think they're Primaris when they try to pull a High Value Gitz. But they won't take the greenpill so there just low value nurglings
Boys i’m beginning to think i’m just a little git
If he selected "yes":
Suigz kant uze komputahs ya lying git!
One of the best parades I’ve seen in a long time and with hammer to boot!
Zog me dat shoota is bootiful
Finally something I can identify with