I mean, whats more to sell about them? They're funneh Ratmen who can turn a dime between over-the-top and scary, Who practice in magic, mad science , funneh rocks, and legalizing nuclear bombs. They kind of are just...perfect?
Thanquol has the wrong idea. In order to cause muscle adaptation, you must confuse the muscle by magically transforming into a brettonian peasant before rep-maxing.
Earlier: talks to cute pet rat. "Oh, my cute little squeaker. Mommy and daddy need to go on vacation but this nice Tech Priest says he will care for you." Later after vacation. "WHAT did you do to Squeaker?!!!! " Tech Priest: "Self improvement. Please sign the release so your former pet may now serve the Imperium. "
“You must kiss the homie-fellas goodnight!” Never thought I’d ever hear that phrase, much less with such testosterone-laden conviction, nor that I’d find it so entertaining! Well done! 🤣
Unironically I’m seeing a lot of other guys out here improving their looks and mental state. Of this keep up there’s gonna be olympians walking everywhere lol 😂
I like how the other Skaven presumably took a moment to think about how female Skaven are treated (spoiler: It's not pretty) and STILL decided it was less morally dubious than hanging out with little boys in their underwear
Actually, rat-lord they're called trap-things, and they're far superior-great to regular Broodmothers. In fact, Broodmothers don't even arouse-do it for me anymore-more. The idea-concept of overpowering a failed Verminlord with your superior rat-masculinity is far more good-appealing than the regular ol' T and A. Apologies-sorry, my Verminlord, but I searched-Googled it and I found it's only 2.19% gay, so don't volunteer-sign me up for any LGBT support groups. I am completely hetero-straight.
Happy new year! New year was about 2 hours ago in Denmark at the time of writing this, so you americans and canadians and so on might be a bit behind on that, still i wish you a good 2024!
Strategy? More like Rategy ha ha :)
Sounds very cheese-y.
I always preferred the idea that Rat Ogres are just Skaven who hit the gym instead of their official lore fluffs.
What about Stormfiend?
Same as rat ogers just with weapons @@ZetsubouGintama
@@ZetsubouGintamamostly the same but they’re also American.
@@ZetsubouGintama dudes that hit the gym and carry their nerdy friends in the back
what's their official lote fluff? also, doesn't "fluff" mean it's not official?
Skaven was so out of pocket he got his homie speaking normal 🐀💀
lmao the "Skaven drop the lingo-speak out of shock" is literally my favorite 40K gags
@@rockyroland5808 >skaven
>40k
@@ferdinand5223a man can dream
@@ferdinand5223 It's a large universe out there...
A man can dream...
@@DJ-fb9cfGo look up the 3rd edition depiction of a Hrud.
“‘Squeaka’ is fine-acceptable, but even a brown-fur like me-myself would never use the ‘Harsh-Hard R.’ It’s too dangerous-powerful.”
"Squeaker please"
@@DARKthenoblequentin ta-rat-ino movies
@@FreekymohoDead Squeaker Storage
@@Freekymohoratantino is the film-video director-maker
✊🏾 mad respect-honour my fellow brown-wood colored Squeagga.
"And-Rat Tate" THAT is absolute Gold XD
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🤑😚😚
Skaven are hilarious and you will quote everything they say.
Skaven are hilarious-funny and I will quote-quote everything they say-speak.
@@theacecase6690
What a great-amazing comment, rat-rat
@@L_T31I agree-share you’re thoughts-opinion yes-yes
Squeaka, you correct-right.
*Yes Yes!*
I love how at the end the skaven just gave up double speak
double squeak
You've done more to sell Skaven as an entertaining faction than GW has in the past ten years.
*TRUTH*
I mean, whats more to sell about them?
They're funneh Ratmen who can turn a dime between over-the-top and scary,
Who practice in magic, mad science , funneh rocks, and legalizing nuclear bombs.
They kind of are just...perfect?
Skaven are literally my favorite fantasy race.
@Mekboy_ComputerMonster it's also a bonus that they're kinda cute, and they talk funny
4th will be our time!
Imagine humans go extinct and this is what we leave behind for aliens
They'd think us Skaven surly
We should go a step further and make a golden disc to send into space.
Technically all human comedy would just be one big inside joke technically to them😂
That’s the plan.
@@dankdaze42069technically
Thanquol has the wrong idea. In order to cause muscle adaptation, you must confuse the muscle by magically transforming into a brettonian peasant before rep-maxing.
These lads can turn Chaos Wastes into fertile grounds. They're a great example for min-maxers
Right babe
‘Andrat Tate’ made me spit out my warpstone.
"AND HANG OUT WITH LITTLE BOYS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR"
*A "completely" unassociated picture of Adin Ross hanging out with Andrew tate*
0:03 "My normal calm had been... *compromised."* - Settra probably
*...Oh boy.*
"I was something beyond furious"
Earlier: talks to cute pet rat. "Oh, my cute little squeaker. Mommy and daddy need to go on vacation but this nice Tech Priest says he will care for you." Later after vacation. "WHAT did you do to Squeaker?!!!! " Tech Priest: "Self improvement. Please sign the release so your former pet may now serve the Imperium. "
Just a friendly-simple reminder - skaven call-name all women "breeders".
Plot twist Tate and Epste1n had a side hustle trafficking Skaven!
They are the fantasy versions of Daemoncabulas
Based rat grindset right there!
He missed the chance to call them Dankquol and Bongripper again 😢
“You must kiss the homie-fellas goodnight!”
Never thought I’d ever hear that phrase, much less with such testosterone-laden conviction, nor that I’d find it so entertaining! Well done! 🤣
I’m glad the witch hunters and empire as a whole protect minors
I like it how the word "squeaka" is becoming the n word for skaven.
This video is even funnier when you remember that in a short story Thanquol "becomes" Boneripper for a while...
Anytime Dread uploads one of these “super sigma male” parodies, it never disappoints in making me laugh.
Dreadanon posting his best video for 2024 immediately as it starts god bless
The implication of there being a Skaven equivalent to Andrew Tate astounds me. Bro boutta be the one Fantasy character evil enough to fit in with 40k
I imagine him as drukhari actually
Andrat Tate would be a naked molerat with a moustache.
[ Lust provoking image ]
Does warpstone hurt-hurt-kill your gains?
I Like how the ruined dwellings behind the skaven had Louis Vuitton on the boarded up windows 😂
I am excited-glad DreadAnon has released-posted another video, yes! Yes!
Thanquol truly is the best student from Ratstlers university, i am proud of him💅
ever since I was prescribed medical herb, I have been more and more invested in the skaven boof saga
Impossible! SETTRA DOES NOT ROLL!
Oney saying “Soylent” in the background will never not be funny to me
The superior warhammer species 😎.
Edit: Damn bro is out of pocket at the end 💀
skaven is my favorite because of these series
Absolutely unhinged. I love it
NOBODY EXPECTS THE TILEAN INQUISITION
Skavendom has fallen. Millions must summon the horned rat
Surface dwellers live out their boring surface lives.
Meanwhile Skaven out here getting every gain in the old world.
0:53 Sigmar Gigarat huh? He worship Hammer He-Man now.
God Bless you DreadAnon.
Have a Happy New Year fellas!
Talk about self improvment. Sudenly becomes gay. Yeah, that's /fit/, allright.
i fucking lost it at 23 hours of sleep. i love your work
Something somethging... 23 hours of sleep a day... something something... Ok i think i can manage that.
Bro the natty twinkmode BF… I guess I see where sigmas are coming from now
I am shocked that line is not being mentioned more it's fucking hilarious
I swear I'm gay as a self improvement strategy
Well, that went places I was not expecting.
Skaven betrayed the horned rat to follow that Sigmar grindset. And that is why the Empire endures.
Greetings from Altdorf
What a way to finish 2023! If anything this made my whole year!
Every single one of your Skaven Memes is just *chefs kiss*
This is why the Lizardmen are the real heroes and kill every skaven on sight.
Unironically I’m seeing a lot of other guys out here improving their looks and mental state. Of this keep up there’s gonna be olympians walking everywhere lol 😂
"Andrat Tate" killed me
This is first thing that made me laugh this year.
and in the next seen you can see Trot giving avay free samples of warpstone for first time users
Skaven are the perfect analogue for the Sigmar male grind set
I have a toddler who likes to shout lines from these. I may keep him away from this one.
the voices are so funny lmao, so well done
Iz donno if Iz gonna be cancelled fo dis, but in da worz of da furry gitz: "Squeaka pleaze"!
I can translate this comment to English
@@Lt.ArloMek Dat'd bee apreshiated.
I like how the other Skaven presumably took a moment to think about how female Skaven are treated (spoiler: It's not pretty) and STILL decided it was less morally dubious than hanging out with little boys in their underwear
This went in radically different direction from my expectations but it's much better for it.
but but rat-sweaker, if you tell-tell the longhouse more normy-folks will mock-laugh at the concept-idea
HOMOMAXXING 😭😭😭
AoE skaven feel like they vape instead of passing the unholy boof
What colour is your doomwheel cracked me 💀🐀
You know this is good shit when it works equally well as Warhammer shitposting or as biting modern satire.
Actually, rat-lord they're called trap-things, and they're far superior-great to regular Broodmothers. In fact, Broodmothers don't even arouse-do it for me anymore-more. The idea-concept of overpowering a failed Verminlord with your superior rat-masculinity is far more good-appealing than the regular ol' T and A. Apologies-sorry, my Verminlord, but I searched-Googled it and I found it's only 2.19% gay, so don't volunteer-sign me up for any LGBT support groups. I am completely hetero-straight.
"no cap-lie" goes kinda hard ngl
Yes, yes give me more all videos of da BOOF skunk. Require collab partnership with COLAWS and Amerikaner yes yes.
0:46 dreadanon is oneyplays pilled
my humour is slowly devolving into repeating oneyplays quotes and i'm NOT ashamed
@@DreadAnon I’ve become so autistic that oneyplays quotes are just like Tourette’s ticks for me at this point I need to be euthanized
2:07 a 🐀 of culture-knowledge, I look-see !
I felt like I was in a fever dream while watching this
Since almost 10 months Thanquol has been in the longhouse prison 😢
“Squeaka, you are gay!” I freaking can’t 😂
SqueakERS
Homies over hos
First UA-cam Video I’ve liked this year. Keep up the the good content Anon. Happy New Years
BOONDOCKS SCREENSHOT
The Skaven ratted (heh) Thanqual to the Order
that selfimprovement skaven can also be a boss from the story mode weightlifting 17neutron stars is something primarch must do
This among lion el'jonson tax evasion is your best work up to date.
Happy new year! New year was about 2 hours ago in Denmark at the time of writing this, so you americans and canadians and so on might be a bit behind on that, still i wish you a good 2024!
Just watched this entire video at work by myself, all I'm gonna say is, Nice
0:44 the random oneyplays cameo brings me life
“Uh… How long have you stood-been there”
“Oh, you know… Somewhere between 2 and 3, maybe.”
“2 and 3 what-what?”
That was the strongest intro to a video I have seen in a long time
The grindset has fallen. Millions must skip leg day.
That rat improved so much he started sounding -ork- bri'ish 🧐
Poor Thanquol. Trying to imitate Gotrek’s routine.
Happy new years Dreadanon
0:32 That must be Kirill Tereshin. He is Russian, so kinda like Kislevite.
Avatar Korra the lesbian Whorra on the thumbnail, on the right
"Homies over hos, homies over hos, homies over hos."
The Tate thing was spot on !
This is my brainrot
it's over, Skavens have fallen, billions must die
I prefer "squeeka" to "the s-word" because when you say "s-word" it makes me think "s-what? Oh squeeker". You put-place word in my head-skull.
I literally just saw that scene from boondocks
Like those Squatting Kislevites squeakas" I get that joke 😂😂
this was a journey
Yeah, that's pretty on brand for everyone involved. Tate, Skaven= peanut butter and jelly
And this is why Skaven is Best-Superior.
What colour is your Plagueburst Crawler?
Grey-seer mid pack 😂😂