Sanderson Chh-hicken Breasts (3): $7.39 Philadelphia Cheesecake filling: $4.48 Kiebler Pie Crust: $1.97 1 Pound of Broccolli: $1.48 Pace Medium Salsa: $2.68 Marketside Classic Iceberg Salad: $1.50 So, yeah. Just make the damn salsa and pie crust yourself. Add in the cost of the hot fudge and sour cream, and I can see $24.
Here are MY tips for impressing your girl with a romantic dinner: 1. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show 2. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show 3. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show 4. Just take her to Olive Garden or something. She is gonna love ya. If you ain't smooching before the night's over, it's because you watched the Cooking with Jack show.
+Cooking With Jack Show Yes, but you said that you should take a girl out for dessert yet you immediately made dessert lol. It's super contradicting but do you Jack.
@@cookingwithjackshow this whole meals is heavy. You literally talk about not getting a big meal but here you are cooking a horrible cooked 5 course meal
cooking with jack cheesecake: - take premade crust - add premade filling you literally might as well buy a fully premade cheesecake and it would probably taste way better
I hope someday, in a distant future, a historian finds this channel and interprets it as an accurate representation of human cuisine during this era. Call it the 23rd century Jas Townsend
@@misterninetyseven2898 and would also cost less than $25. Decent wine can go as low as $10. Heavy cream and pasta, $5. Parmigiano regianno, the good stuff, less than $10 depending on how large the wedge is. Throw a lemon in there for some zest and a pad of butter. There ya go.
As an ex chef for a mid-high class restaurant, I would like to ask for a life sentence for Jack, even in prison they have better looking/tasting food. 😂
"don't fill her up" then gives her cheesecake "women dont care what it looks like if it tastes like cheesecake" why don't you just make her a vegan sloppy joe for valentines
I gotta tell ya Jack, this meal worked wonders for me. Just last night I was one poor lonely soul, but now after tossin’ up this meal I’m swimming in ladies. That title is no lie folks, one bite from this and the ladies will be stuck to you like that cheesecake in your arteries. I don’t know how someone could have as much raw talent as you, and I thank you for your absolute breakthroughs in the culinary world.
Isnt that cool that Jack has a wife, despite of his deathbringin cooking skills. But most of his comentators are sitting home alone with their hands on a standby?
I get that someone might be on a budget, but why is everything storebought? A romantic meal should be made of something from the heart, or at least a little homemade.
alternative recipe; creamy lemon and dill chicken, with lots of delicious spices marinating the chicken the night before. an arugula salad with roasted walnuts, fresh pears, aged piave cheese petals, and a delicious sweet tangy vinaigrette consisting of Dijon mustard, sugar, honey, salt n pepper, red wine vinegar, shallots, and olive oil. the broccoli and potato would be used to make medallions with added sharp cheddar and Swiss. and for dessert, a simple strawberry cheesecake with a graham cracker crust. 😋
As your date cuts into her cheesecake, be sure to look her in the eyes and say, "You like that? Yeah - women love cheesecake." That'll score some major points for you. LOL
to make it even more romantic serve a glass of the shittiest boxed wine you can find from a gas station store. she'll be marrying you at THAT point lol
I would be ashamed to serve my girlfriend this meal. If you need to be taught how to make this meal you should just take her out to dinner. What a joke!
Ikr, for someone that close to your heart I'd think Olive Garden would be in order instead of microwaving a potato and chunk of broccoli, burning some type of chicken, pouring salad straight out of a bag, and pouring cheesecake filling from a tub into a store crust.
"$24.81 can you believe that?" No I really can't, I have no idea how you spent that much on that pile of garbage. For that price you could get a feast from McDonalds that would taste better and would probably still make it more likely for you to sleep with someone
How to tell your wife you want a divorce with the power of cooking.
Daily Dose I’m done 💯💀💀
That was a good one😂😂😂😂
I don’t know which is worse his intros or his cooking
Cody Webb intros for sure
Daily Dose 😂🖤
Jack projecting his own insecurities about how to behave when cooking for a woman is amazing.
When is cooking with Gman
what are u doing here man
I'm dying 😂
this is something I'd make at 2am wasted
Late reply but...
You would be wasted and still nail it down better than he did.
@Vadium Polukejev 2 years later
@@vadimpolukejev374 lmaoo
Samuel Mckay I’m wasted,2am and you won my heart more than jack lol
can i get a hug?
Broke every rule you gave us
Take her out for dessert, makes a "cheese cake"
Nothing starchy, makes a potato
No onions or garlic, marinated in salsa.
🤣
"$24.81, can you believe that?"
Looking at that meal? Yes.
Jesus, 2$ more and you could make an actual romantic dinner, steak on port wine jus with duchess potatoes
Actually, that's quite a lot considering what he put on the table. I actually cannot believe he spent that much.
Sanderson Chh-hicken Breasts (3): $7.39
Philadelphia Cheesecake filling: $4.48
Kiebler Pie Crust: $1.97
1 Pound of Broccolli: $1.48
Pace Medium Salsa: $2.68
Marketside Classic Iceberg Salad: $1.50
So, yeah. Just make the damn salsa and pie crust yourself. Add in the cost of the hot fudge and sour cream, and I can see $24.
How tf did that abomination he created cost $24, my mother could make a meal for 12 people with $25 tf. I could make a meal for one with like $5.
@@Dell-ol6hb exactly - ya could make a huge portion of pulled pork and pico de gallo with corn tortillas for that and have change.
Nothing says romantic like sitting with your girlfriend watching this video and laughing together.
Right sometimes a good laughter is more romantic than cuddling lmfao
I'm doing that right now lol
❤️ that's the best date night idea I've ever seen
A microwaved green potato is the most romantic thing I have ever seen, props to you Jack 👏👏👏
AndrewOfYT green potatoes are actually super dangerous to eat. Learned about it from my university professor.
@@wastedtime2300 r/wooosh
Little AngelML Not a woosh, just them building upon the original comment.
*Girlfriend dies due to potato poisoning*
Here are MY tips for impressing your girl with a romantic dinner:
1. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show
2. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show
3. Don't watch the Cooking with Jack show
4. Just take her to Olive Garden or something.
She is gonna love ya. If you ain't smooching before the night's over, it's because you watched the Cooking with Jack show.
LOOOOOL
MisterNinetySeven preach it brother
@Kelvin Tran Yeah maybe out of 100 stars.
What are you talking about? My future wife is watching this right now
Taking her to McDonald's is literally more romantic than this
Don't make a heavy dinner,... makes cheesecake lmao
+olbas2 dessert is not dinner. it's dessert. LMAO
+Cooking With Jack Show Yes, but you said that you should take a girl out for dessert yet you immediately made dessert lol. It's super contradicting but do you Jack.
@@cookingwithjackshow But she's gonna eat it on a *dinner* anyway
@@cookingwithjackshow this whole meals is heavy. You literally talk about not getting a big meal but here you are cooking a horrible cooked 5 course meal
@@cookingwithjackshow but the meal will still be heavy
Ladies please don't look away, it will help paramedics immensely if you know how you were poisoned.
I made this for my girlfriend and she broke up with me. I can’t stop drinking.
jesus lmao i was not expecting that second sentence with this joke
That's hilarious.
Touches raw chicken all over. Continues to touch various things without washing his hands.
Like, how else would the King of Salmanella handle chicken?
He's immune now
the chicken looks like a bloody tampon
Yup
+Dylan Simms and salad straight out of the bag
and something i hope is cheesecake
and a jacked potato
marinating in salsa is a great idea.
Thanks Jack, she took the kids.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wtf
THIS CANT BE REAL
Joshua Castillo its all too real
Look on the bright side: it's so bad it's good
well this is life
might as well go mcdonalds and call it a romantic dinner.
At least at mc'ds you know the food ain't raw.
mcd's would be better than this
That's a Level 5 Romantic Dinner, it takes skill for Jack to figure out if the people who touched his food believed in a white god with a fuzzy beard.
McDonalds is way better then this GARBAGE.
"Eat before you Eat" is clearly the type of advice coming from a man that looks like a keg barrel on 2 legs.
Wheelbarrow
@@adamcarson6294 Keg barrel
Lol
I actually think this is a good tip, I hate it when guys finish their meal before me.
And has had 2 stokes
“Don’t give her starch-“
Potatoes are 1000000000% starch sir 😂
He’s so...stupid...
cooking with jack cheesecake:
- take premade crust
- add premade filling
you literally might as well buy a fully premade cheesecake and it would probably taste way better
If you aint smootchin then somethings wrong
I think he also used the wrong crust.
Yeah, a cheesecake crust is meant to be made from crushed graham crackers mixed with melted butter, it’s probably the easiest thing to make
I'm a lady and I watched it because I believe everyone is entitled to enjoying a train wreck
“Guy tip” lmao what a clown
I made this for my wife and she said she wants “da force” I don’t know what that means but it sounds epic thank you Jack!!!!
Has she been watching Star Wars?
She meant di vorce 😂
How romantic serving her frozen pie crust, and boxed cheesecake filling
Keep in mind it’s not even a graham cracker crust either...
" Last thing you wanna do is fill your lady up on valentines"
Speak for yourself jack
I hope someday, in a distant future, a historian finds this channel and interprets it as an accurate representation of human cuisine during this era. Call it the 23rd century Jas Townsend
Implying other people have Tweety bowls
Other people don't? Great now I've got to get new plates because Jack is the only other guy who has them
Pasta is like.. The ultimate date night meal. What is he on
He's a little slow and lame, behind in time idk he is very mysterious.
Fettuccine Alfredo and a bottle of wine? That's romantic AF.
@@panesar94p he sniffs mayo 😂
He’s ignoring the fact the purest form of love is making your s/o fresh pasta
@@misterninetyseven2898 and would also cost less than $25. Decent wine can go as low as $10. Heavy cream and pasta, $5. Parmigiano regianno, the good stuff, less than $10 depending on how large the wedge is. Throw a lemon in there for some zest and a pad of butter. There ya go.
"nO oNiOnS!" *Proceeds to use salsa, which by the way contains onions*
And garlic 😂
Well in his defence he said you could use garlic onion salt, so to be fair he was already being contradictory before that
And also garlic.
2:50 “of your old enough to shave, shave” what is his audience made up of? What 10 yr olds are studying his valentine tips?
"Don't wear cologne"
If she's overpowered by cologne across the table.... Your need to stop putting on half a bottle. One spray.
James G I know right, that was the weirdest advice ever. I like it when guys wear cologne
@@StrawberryJam806 We don't know what we like. Only Jack knows what the ladies like.
If any guy presented me that cheesecake I'd dump him right there.
MarsBars I imagine you're probably single.
And you'd be wrong.
:^)
+MarsBars Then you're probably going to have trouble finding a man, if you can't appreciate a guy for what he does and not what you get.
Yeah having standards is going to end my relationship you're right.
"Remember to put it in the oven first, it's not ready, it's still dough"
Men: Ah ye, unga bunga, caveman almost forgot
this comment is still underrated
@@scrbk2105 yeah
Is the salsa and excuse to not season your food properly?
Apart from the 900 things wrong in this video I was also blown away by the fact that there is literally no seasoning on anything
jack she wont call back
Did you forget to shave??
"you're gonna thank me later." Yes, thank you for the laughter
That's the redeeming factor of Cooking with Jack and the real reason I watch his videos. He's so bad he's good
1:25 don't drag us all down to your level thanks ✌
The only woman who would ever think this as appetizing is Jack in a wig
It should really read "Fatso tip #1: Eat before you eat".
This is better than any comedy on Netflix
As an ex chef for a mid-high class restaurant, I would like to ask for a life sentence for Jack, even in prison they have better looking/tasting food. 😂
mcdonald’s is not mid-high class
@@BlackPeopleKilla damn
I swear, If I ever end up on death row... I will request this as my last meal. I will look forward to the electric chair ASAP after eating it.
Anyone here from cr1t1ikal?
Yessir
Don't do that it ruins the spirit of the original video
Yes
I tried this, I'm now single THANKS JACK
My wife divorced me after I cooked this for her
"don't fill her up" then gives her cheesecake
"women dont care what it looks like if it tastes like cheesecake" why don't you just make her a vegan sloppy joe for valentines
Your not foolin anyone with guy tip #1. You just wanna eat 2 dinners.
Edit: There's no woman coming over to eat. You just wanted a cheesecake.
My guy made a “cheesecake” and didn’t even buy the right premade crust for the pie
Not a single thing was made from scratch or seasoned
“Use a nice dish”
“do not serve her a salad in the tweety bowl”
*_*uses paper plates_**
The only word I have to describe that dinner is sad
TAMPON CHICKEN
aka Pollo a la Tampon
Your cooking makes me want to live off of eating paper for the rest of my life
I gotta tell ya Jack, this meal worked wonders for me. Just last night I was one poor lonely soul, but now after tossin’ up this meal I’m swimming in ladies. That title is no lie folks, one bite from this and the ladies will be stuck to you like that cheesecake in your arteries. I don’t know how someone could have as much raw talent as you, and I thank you for your absolute breakthroughs in the culinary world.
If I cooked this for my partner, id be on a one way ticket to break up city
This yells divorced dad meal rather than a romantic valentines dinner.
Can you imagine being married to someone who not only thinks any of this is ok, but thinks its so good he's using it to instruct other men?
Andrew Brookes I sincerely laughed out loud, check out Broil LA, they are legit
@@FSU-xn8em I hope you're joking. Please be joking.
@@FSU-xn8em No of course not. I'm saying the food he is preparing has a better chance of preparing safe, sanitary, and edible food than he does.
“The last thing you want to do is fill your lady up on Valentine’s Day” *actually.....*
I'm literally crying reading these comments
>Sour cream and 5 green onions
LOADED BAKED POTATO
If I had a girlfriend and made that for her as a "romantic dinner" I would probably not have a girlfriend anymore.
Why, would she become your wife?
Isnt that cool that Jack has a wife, despite of his deathbringin cooking skills. But most of his comentators are sitting home alone with their hands on a standby?
@@vitekprchal8608 "Death bringing cooking skills"
I laughed so hard at this.
@@vitekprchal8608 Have you seen his wife though?
_probably?_
I'd rather have the Tweety bowl with some pasta 😅
These guy tips are something a teen would think to impress his girlfriend.
All the teens watching this probably aren't looking for ways to impress girlfriends. They're probably watching for a good laugh.
"you're going to allow... her to put her own dressing on"
He's gonna spoil that girl.
I thought eat before you eat meant something else...
Been single 11 years now.
😂😂😂😂
Hey Jack, I made this for my gf and she left me, wtf????
Who the hell put hot fudge on a cheesecake
You’re being incredibly presumptive about what women like.
Bold of him to assume that I, a lady, wouldn't eat a whole baked potato
@@jojojaykay 😂😆
how about that unseasoned, microwaved chunk of broccoli
You know, or you can make dinner and dessert _with_ your girlfriend and make a lovely date out of that...
All hail the emo rock band singer Charlie
I get that someone might be on a budget, but why is everything storebought? A romantic meal should be made of something from the heart, or at least a little homemade.
He couldn't even manage to buy the right premade pie crust. unbelievable.
alternative recipe; creamy lemon and dill chicken, with lots of delicious spices marinating the chicken the night before. an arugula salad with roasted walnuts, fresh pears, aged piave cheese petals, and a delicious sweet tangy vinaigrette consisting of Dijon mustard, sugar, honey, salt n pepper, red wine vinegar, shallots, and olive oil. the broccoli and potato would be used to make medallions with added sharp cheddar and Swiss. and for dessert, a simple strawberry cheesecake with a graham cracker crust. 😋
Damn, that sounds delicious
THis is peak youtube
My boyfriend and I watched this together. Our only question, since we are both men, who makes the meal?
Remember the pottery scene in Ghost with Patrick Swayze? Something like that.
The one that's better at cooking would be my personal choice
@@eazye857 Trick question. The answer was neither.
neither of you. no amount of cooking skills can fix this
Most of the ingredients are store bought. I get making live easy for yourself but come on, where's the heart?
Lol it's far away from the heart
This comment section has me dying of laughter
Perfect valentines day meal if you really despise your wife or girlfriend and are looking for an easy way to break up. Happy Valentines Day!
So you are adamant about using a nice serving plate, but yet you are serving microwaved food on the nice plate? The irony.
Who tf wears axe as a cologne 😭😭😭 This dude probably wore axe to prom 💀💀💀
jacooby ramos middle schoolers in 2007
my wife divorced me the night i cooked this for her
“If you ain’t smoochin by the end of the night , you must of did something wrong” ...
Are you sure about that, Jack?
As your date cuts into her cheesecake, be sure to look her in the eyes and say, "You like that? Yeah - women love cheesecake."
That'll score some major points for you.
LOL
to make it even more romantic serve a glass of the shittiest boxed wine you can find from a gas station store. she'll be marrying you at THAT point lol
LOL for real!
I made this... Now I'm single and have food poisoning. At least it was under $25
lets try the potato - eats a forkful of sour cream
“Last thing you wanna do is to fill your lady up on valentines.” I dunno man i kinda want to
what if its a romantic dinner for 16?
Why don't you just bake the baked potatoes? After all that's why they're called BAKED potatoes
I would be ashamed to serve my girlfriend this meal. If you need to be taught how to make this meal you should just take her out to dinner. What a joke!
Ikr, for someone that close to your heart I'd think Olive Garden would be in order instead of microwaving a potato and chunk of broccoli, burning some type of chicken, pouring salad straight out of a bag, and pouring cheesecake filling from a tub into a store crust.
8:24 why did you make another raw bag of salsa chicken as a time saving transition to shave off 3 seconds? 🤨
It makes sense for cooking or baking but not for mixing salsa and raw chicken. Lol.
I made my wife a romantic meal of microwaved broccoli. Her and my kids live with another man now
Why is there a washer and dryer in the kitchen?
"Don't feed her starch" *Proceeds to serve potatoes, one of the starchiest foods out there*
Anyone here from Cr1tikals video?
yee
I thought I was cheap lol!
No salt and pepper on the potato? No salt and pepper on the chicken either I see.
No dislikes on the video? Seems like a great tutorial, can't wait to try it!
I was the first! He needs to know!
"$24.81 can you believe that?" No I really can't, I have no idea how you spent that much on that pile of garbage. For that price you could get a feast from McDonalds that would taste better and would probably still make it more likely for you to sleep with someone
Thothrax poor mans 5 star meal
😂
Oh my god, wtf this recipe? This is like meal to survive zombie apocalypse