5 Kinds of Drunk People
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- Опубліковано 21 лип 2024
- Side effects may include: silliness, anger, embarrassment, tiredness, promiscuity with a chance of Blastoise, and spontaneous nudity.
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The emotional drunk is just me on a daily basis
Katrina S. okay same
Join our sad club 🤗
hey77 hey :(
cat182 hey :(
Katrina S. yes I have problems
"Every single Thursday" *spits out water * why tf u lyin
+Celina The Llama HAHAHAHA
+Pretty.Odd.TØP.Videos #thecliqueisgoingtojailparty TØP |-/
+Jazz Plays ello fren
+Pretty.Odd.TØP.Videos o I watch u
Ikr
The emotional drunk is me sober
Mia M this is way too underrated
Same oof
Haha I started laughing out loud and spit all over my phone screen so thanks for that 😂. But also this is actually me
Also me
Relatable
I was so drunk that I fell asleep at the park by the tree. When I woke up, my empty cup had a few coins in it. 😂😂 i was completely mistaken for a homeless girl.
Is it weird I want to congratulate you?
The Sober Drunk: The person who drinks about 3 gallons but remains completely sober.
FlankRoast this is me. i'm always the one who has to take care of all the drunk idiots in the end
(thanks for that russian + german genes :/)
DrunkenFluffyUnicorn jeah i know, im very tall and german😂
did you mean Dean Winchester
FlankRoast Did you mean...Brendon Urie??
DrunkenFluffyUnicorn Eugene from buzzfeed
Dan: "I will make a new video EVERY Thursday"....hahahaha
4 weeks of no uploads
HE UPLOADED
Cierrah Pink hahahaha yeah right!
he makes one every month now :(
Alysha Mcalpine Thats bad. Well for me. BECAUSE I LOVE HIS VIDEOS!
I watched this forever ago when I was a teenager lol. Now Im 22 with a drunk alter ego named Katrina because she's a natural disaster.
girl same lmao
sameee lmao
_Hi my name's Catrina_
Hahah omg 😂
AudieJane - Katrina? More like tortilla! (Sorry, wanted to quote a vine)
Ok I wasn't drunk but I was close to it my Mum said. One time when I was at the dentist and they put me on laughing gas. Apparently they gave to much cause I started flirting with the nurse.....I was 10.....and a girl...I regret nothing...she was hot
I did the same thing when I was 12
Help Me, you my friend, are a legend 😂
Help Me I love this
Im proud of you
I was at the dentist and under anesthesia, i began yelling about whether unicorns had penises. I was 8m
I'm the emotional drunk.
I cried over grilled cheese while laughing at jokes about keyboards.
Creek Pine 😂
Creek Pine I'm an emotional/silly drunk. Although I think I know my limit, I can walk home without tripping in heels afterwards so I guess that's a good sign lol
Okay, but keyboards :'D
I cry over grilled cheese anyways...
Creek Pine if I drop cheese every no matter what I will cry so much I will die
And #6:
The "spraying deodorant into your eyeball" drunk
MrTheKunzer true
MrTheKunzer that's what your profile pic means
MrTheKunzer you went there lol
MrTheKunzer 😂
#7 the "masturbating while crying into pizza drunk"
I’m the emotional drunk
All the time
GreekGirl same
I hug EVERY ONE
SAME
Exactly
Yep me too
I'm such a child when I'm drunk... I layed on the bed giggling, waving my arms in the air and the only way to stop me was to blow bubbles and let me pop them XD that lasts for like half an hour then I become the most depressed shit ever.... YAY
Charlie Prior same sometimes when I'm drunk I get so giggly and I can't control my body so I just throw myself around 😂 except the times when I have exstistential crisis's and cry for hours, super fun stuff
Talia Roman same but minus the depressing shit sorry u have to experience that 😂😂
Actually me too
Me too
@@bethisnotokay3746 I'm the same as well and without the shitstorm of depression 'cause, basically, after I drank one can of beer for the first time (on my 18th birthday, by the way), I giggled about the house, then went fast asleep.
I don't even have to be drunk to act like all of those
same
same
Yeah :|
Same
ikr
YOU FORGOT the the guy who sits in a corner crying laughing and petting a cat
MY ICON IS A PANDA that would be the guy at the party who isnt drunk, hes high 😂
MY ICON IS A PANDA
basicly me normal
MY ICON IS A PANDA pretty sure that guy is stoned
MY ICON IS A PANDA that's me sober
MY ICON IS A PANDA You mean Jumin
“don’t worry, nothing educational or informative” the good quality content that I’m here for
ikr
yay i was drunk and went outside of my friend's house and started running through his backyard while singing anotherone bites the dust, and almost fell to the pool
Nice taste in music
Mood
I diagnose you with the ‘silly drunk’ 😂
vickyyy I read “anotherone” as “antherohn”
iconic
I once downed and entire bottle of Fireball and then proceeded to cry on my best friend's shoulder the entire night telling him how much I loved squirrels.
SleepIsUseless seems legit
that last bit killed me
I can relate but it wasn't fireball and I was crying about past mistakes
Oh dear
King of the Squirrels is that you
((If anyone understands this reference you're amazing))
Dan dedication when playing the angry drunk you ripped open your shirt that is dedication 😂😂
That was a beautiful T-shirt. Why did he have to do it 😭
who else is on a dan howell binge after his video :,)
@@Sushigabby I'm on a binge all the time
im always on a dnp binge
@@bitteralmonds2614 same
yep!
did you ever finish it?
"I must expose my flesh drunk"
aka Brendon Urie
crybabyshipsphan offencive but perfectly true 😂
very true
crybabyshipsphan XD
crybabyshipsphan YES I LOVE YOU
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
crybabyshipsphan so true tho
2:38
Dan: hey phil I need your help filming a video
Phil: okay what do
Dan: just squeeze my upper thigh real quick thanks
Look real close, it is Dan's hand.
I thought it was his left... idk
.
Dan: now can you just put your finger over my mouth and shhh me too thanks
Echohead With Anxiety then its phil thigh. Either way.
THE FIRST SEXY END SCREEN DANCE
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks
Louisa Glen I love you
Yes!!!
Stop panicking at the disco
@@beansontoast2734 I refuse
I FOUND MY PEOPLE!
I died at the sexual predator one xD The way he said hello kills me HAH
Teagan Williams g
Teags he acted so well it just makes me wonder what kind of drunk he is
Emvinno Supposedly he’s a mixture of 1 & 5. (His description says so)
Teags
Same
H e l l o o o
When I was younger I thought "drinking and driving" meant drinking any beverage while driving, so I would yell at my dad for drinking water in the car
OH MY GOD ME TOO
LondonThePerson Same!!
LondonThePerson sAME
Dani Stevens wait, you *slapped* your mother?😂
Tf
That moment Dan winks the second you parents walk in...
I was drunk only for one time
I dont remember much
But my friends said that
“I went to gloria jeans and asked if they sell any jeans.”
*facepalms*
First and the last time oe getting drunk
Probably
Still laughing my ass off at the bit right at the end. EVERY THURSDAY EVENING AND VLOGS ON MY SIDE CHANEL!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Lol jk
Haha, I had a similar reaction xD
WaterGirl_AIT yep I was just about to write something like that xp
I don't get it
victoriasnowball uwotm8
Jonathan Koshy stalker game weak
Embarrassing Story:
Halloween. I was dressed as female batman. Not Batgirl. I say this because I really like doing the Christian Bale batman voice, and cute dresses. Me and my friends were in this bar and this dude was hitting on me and being a butt-wad and not taking a hint. I had had a few drinks at this point, so when he asked me what I was drinking, I turn to him, and in the gruff batman voice I scream "JUSTICE!" then run through the bar screaming "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!"
I shall never forget his face.
you are my hero
What. Embarrassing
I love you so much Mo Mo
Sympai notice me! Found ma new sympai! ^_^
Mia Bone Ummm not to be rude but it is senpai not sympai...
so I had a thought, who's hand was the sexual predator drunk.
Jade Seliger maybe Phil?
obviously his own hand
meadow tweak tucker no it was Phil come on people we need to make this ship happen! Put some work into it!
Nya Smith stop
no because Dan couldn't have gotten his own hand round at that angle on his own legs
6 years and i'm still there watching this
DADDY
OH MY GOD
:)
+Dil Howlter Dil...um hows your dino stuff animal toy!?
Hi Dil?
XDDD
+Dil Howlter wHY ARE YOU HERE go and work on a scientific experiment or something
i'm the emotional drunk..
reasons why i've cried while drunk:
-her hair was jst to beautiful
-'please don't get cancer i love you too much as to loose you'
-that pigeon is just too damn smol
-HOLY FUCK IS THAT TYLER OAKLEY????????????
-holy fuck it wasn't
-i curse too much
This is beautiful
I have told myself because my dad was constantly drinking when I was a young little lama,kid,human.... I don’t have a single memory of him without a beer ore something in his hand. When he started drinking he was horrible, always mean to my mama and ones he threw a bottle of beer (IT WAS FLIPIN’ HUGE THAT BOTTLE) at the wall and forced me (I was about 10-11 at this point) to clean it up, let me tell you, I have a loot of scares from falling ore sport but not all of them are from that. And he was ALWAYS so mean to my mama and she was never happy. I don’t wanna do that to enybody so I promised myself at the age of 12 to never drink... and that’s why I don’t drink alcohol
Lillian End I'm so sorry to hear that ❤ I hope things are/get better
I feel really bad for you 🖤
Hey, I hope things are better for you now. Sending love.
I’m so sorry hope it’s better now
I discovered number 7 and it’s the “you know country music kinda slaps” drunk
Immediately after typing this I realized I typed the same comment six months ago. I’ve discovered what kind of drunk person I am
"look forward to videos every Thursday night" -Dan
when is that gonna happen?
Kaylee Loyd lol I read this sad he said it
lol ikr i wanna laugh, but tbh it's just very sad. the sad truth 😢😢😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂
lol
Still havent happened yet
Trust me guys it's totally gonna happen
dan is not one of the 5 kinds of drunks, he's the adorable one
daninatorrr
Ikr, but... the fanfictions just ruin it.
no he said he's the last one
TheProudFeminist he said he's an unhealthy mix of 1 and 5
Actually in a live stream he said that he was 1 and 5
Caitlin Shpagina it's hard to imagine him being a "sexual predator" but at the same time I can totally see it
"The I Must Expose My Flesh Drunk!"
Brendon Urie, is that you?
My first time getting drunk I passed out face down in a doner kebab, made out with my friends and a dog
oNE TIME....i DRANK 2 CUPS OF SODA...PARTY ANIMAL I KNOW
Claire Cholette "Party Animal"?
MORE LIKE PARTY POISON
Claire Cholette I UNDERSTAND. HAVE A NICE DAY, FELLOW MEMBER OF THE MCRMY.
Claire Cholette ONE TIME I DRANK 5 CUPS OF APPLE JUICE AND FELL ASLEEP AFTER... HARDCORE, I KNOW I'M WAS THE DEFINITION OF PARTY.
Ava Swanson ONE TIME I DRANK 5 CUPS OF COFFEE IN ONE NIGHT THEN FELL ASLEEP AND GOT UP 122357 TIMES TO PEE I'M MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU
Claire Cholette ONE TIME I DRANK MY PEE AND MY WHOLE FAMILY'S...
THAT GOT WEIRD
I DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT
OR DID I
I didn't...
A lot of teenagers drink alcohol. Like this comment if you like apple juice.
***** Or orange juice.
I like Dr. Pepper
***** Yes. Just yes.
errybody in the club gettin tipsy
on apple juice
I've never drank and I'm 16
I watched this video when I was much younger and it’s so funny to watch while drunk
my favorite is the emo drunk
because
B I G R E L A T E
this is kind of unrelated but Dan has one of the most beautiful voices I've ever heard
UNRELATED YET EXTREMELY RELATABLE
:gαlєxιѕ: he does... I love it😘
:gαlєxιѕ: yessss
:gαlєxιѕ: omg I agree with you sooooo much •-•
:gαlєxιѕ: that's always been my thoughts dude
I don't drink
I eat.
OMG SUCH A REBEL 😈😈
Tori C I'm eating rn...... I HATE MY LIFE (the emotional eater)
Tori C I'm eating ice....
Tori C i dont drink....
im 11
Jelly Lover same, same.
I don't drink, I craft
I'm scared to see me as a drunk because once (I was completely sober) I cried over how beautiful the snow flakes where.
wow mood
I remember watching this as a young teenager, wondering which drunk I'd be. Happy to report back I'm an emotional and s*xual drunk, cheers Dan 😭😭😭
He forget himself *adorable drunk*
(Drunk live show)
Link to that?
LINK
Link?
*I nEEd A LiNK tO tHAT*
wHerE'S ThE LiNk?
I don't want to touch alcohol because I'm certain that I'll become an alcoholic and destroy my life.
Same I can't bear it
Same, I'm so worried that it'll consume me and I won't be able to stop.
+mackenzie barrett I think that it will be you consuming the alchohol
+zakky matt Why do you think that?
it was supposed to be a joke... because people consume alcohol... because it is in drinks...
i thought the emotional drunk was gonna start yelling "i LoOk lIkE ã fUcKiNg rAiSiN¡"
One guy tried to use me as aTOILET!
Scarlett Rattley
...WTF?!
....
piss kink
Omg in the description dan said he was a mix of 1&5
He is the silly and sexy one
Yes I hereby agree
sexy gone silly
with phil?!?!?
dan if u see this i'm just teasing you. please don't hurt me
Tbh not surprising dan’s a sick fuck
this made me laugh so much, omg
why do i find that hot? xD
Are you secretly Phil random comment person?
I get super anxious around drunk people or people drinking
Same, but it's kinda hard to stay away from them when one of your parents drinks on a daily basis.😂
KitKat Marie My family does the same...
PotterHead Killjoy My father is an angry drunk.....That's the main reason I get anxious and nervous (and why I stay in my room watching UA-cam all day)....I never know when he'll randomly snap at me.....Dan and Phil are my safe haven.😊
KitKat Marie awh im sorry
kindaoddmilla Life is life, people are assholes.😂
It was New Years 2018, I drank so much I hydropumped on the side of a 24 hour IHOP... *dramatic pause for laughter*
And 50+ people on the inside peacefully eating their pancakes stared at me in disgust as I continued to violently vomit on the window ... god im so sorry.
You forgot the “I look sober but I’m way more drunk than any of you”
i need separate videos on those stories thanks
Sumyia Nasim I was the 1000th like lol
Sumyia Nasim sameer
Sumyia Nasim same!
Oh my god...... I'm the last one haha. You don't wanna be around me when I'm drunk and sexually repressed. Apparently (according to my friend, I don't remember anything) once I was so drunk I was trying to hit on my reflection.
Lol
I do that without any alcohol lol
+Daniela Blazevski mee lol
+Daniela Blazevski BAHAHAHA
😂
“Ohhhhh, attractive.” 😂😂😂
One time when I was twelve, my dad and I were outside and he had some beer. He went inside and I had a tiny sip of his beer...
I spent the next hour scraping my tongue. It was disgusting.
Same lol. It was absolutely disgusting
don't drink, kids. CRAFT!!
Who else is coming back and watching all of his videos again
Jaymie and Parker mee
Jaymie and Parker me! I'm having a Dan marathon from his latest videos to his first video (but only the videos I haven't watched yet)!
me
+Flora Bunny good girl let me come with you
Chris Davis lol I finished the Dan marathon and it was great! Soon I'm going to do a Phil marathon!
I have a few stages when it comes to alcohol: 1.laughing at everything
2. Wanting to dance and being extremely clumsy
3. Finally sitting there and staring in the void which climaxes in falling asleep out of nowhere
Yes, my friends can only handle me because they're as stupid as I am 😅
He hAsnT pOstEd a viDoE iN Two moNthS nOw anD I miSs hiM :(((
Mylou Hedwig hajahahitsbeensixmonthshahahah
hE oNly uPlOadEd 4 tiMes iN 2018 I hOpehEs oKay
Oh shut UP past me
It’s 2020
It’s been a yeeaarrr, I wanna cry
Whenever I spill water my mom says I have a drinking problem.
I'm 14....
Jfc
Look I know you might be having a tough time but alcoholism isn't the solution
@@raspberrycrowns9494 im dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@amandabutterfly151
I'm sorry to hear that
Danae Dote see it’s funny because I *do* have a drinking problem and I am 14..😂
I am kinda joking don’t call childline
Same
Dan:There will be a new video every Thursday evening
Me: ThErE WiLl Be A NeW ViDeO EvErY ThUrSdAy EvEnInG 😂😂😂😂😂😂
AppleAnomie
That’s such a funny joke dan 😂😂
AppleAnomie HAHAHHAHAHA 😂😂😂
AppleAnomie more like every 2 months...
AppleAnomie YGS EVERY FRIDAY
Oh dear lord, I'm definitely the silly drunk!
When I first watched this, I was barely a teenager so I'd never drank a significant amount, but watching it now as an 18 y/o is so much more relatable, like omg
Knowing how on guard i am all the time, i'm scared of 'losing control' and i probably wont be drinking or smoking anytime soon.
Champagne
Cocaine
Gasoline
And and grape juice if you please.
(Edit: thanks for so many likes! 🖤🖤)
Don't threaten me with a consequence
P!ATD😂❤️
Molly this is amazing also did dan have to touch phils thigh for the sexual predator scene or..... the other way around or something????
Molly yasssss
You are amazing
"But how will you learn if you don't make mistakes?"
By soberly standing in the corner as a child and watching my elders make mistakes, mistakes I shall never make because I have been to many family parties when this has happened and now, at the age of 13 are educated in how not to do stuff 👍🏼😂😂😂😂
Oh I remember when I used to think like that
I used to say that about weed until i tried it😂😂
someone needs a drink hahaha
Yeah you say this while you're 13.. That's gonna change as you grow older. You're not your parents nor can you learn from everything what they do since everyone is different
Leia Humphries this only happens in Britain doesn't it
2018 anyone???
lydzis awsome me
lydzis awsome :p
Me!
lydiaisscarredforlife 11 me!😄
Ayyyy
it’s so weird watching this now
Dan has to be the adorable drunk
He says in the description that he is "an unhealthy mixture of 1&5"
literally same
Megan Johnston that is his own finger
+ysabellucy Your profile picture I'm dying
yay i did
CHAMPAGNE, COCAIN, GASOLINE, AND MOST THINGS IN BETWEEN.
sorry. i had to.
**whispers distractedly** i roam the city in a shopping cart... a pack of camels and a **starts humming totoro while typing** **yawns**
Moon Beam Making those high heels work. Also why isn’t their a snapping finger emojis.
Moon Beam I've told you time to time again...I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Moon Beam me
Moon Beam
CHAMPAGNE, COCAINE, GASOLINE
WHY DID ALL MY MEMBERS LEAVE?
😭
I LOVE THIS PHANDOM BECAUSE I CAN RELATE TO IT
Once when I was very drunk I started telling all of my friends my social media passwords...
Very very smart
CHAMPAGNE, COCAINE, GASOLINE
-i had to-
trash can YAAAS
-AND MOST THINGS IN BETWEEN-
@@sakurayuuki6220 WE RODE THIS CITY IN A SHOOOOOOPING CART
JHOPE
A PACK OF CAMEL'S AND A SMOOOOOKE ALARM
this was my first ever Dan video...
EDIT = first ever Dan vid that sucked me into the phandom three years ago.
VividAnarchy same
WELCOME
Cris Flores like 3 years ago... I've been here ever since.
Cris Flores just realised I really didn't make that clear in the comment. Oops.
OMG this was the first Dan Video I ever saw too! And I was sucked into the fandom 3 years ago as well
I don't know why, but Dan kind of reminds me of older Percy Jackson.
Same..
MiinaChann i JUST rewatched it and the entire time i was thinking about how logan lerman looks like dan.
MiinaChann SAME
Allison Jiang yes! I was thinking the same thing!
I NEVER NOTICED
I am D Y I N G. Come on kids, say it with me, I am D Y I N G, I wanna die, whoo, I wanna D I E, Die! Whoot
I was at a new years eve party and there were about 20 very drunk elderly people dancing on the table, my eyes were scarred.
"New video every Thursday" lol, nice one dan
How about the Brendon Urie drunk?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Quiet Brownie... at wat point is he not drunk?
Quiet Brownie no one is THAT level fabulous
Quiet Brownie "WHATS ON MY SHIRT?!" "Brendon you were pouring beer all over yourself"
It's not a bad dick😂😂
“E V E R Y T H U R S D A Y”
2017 Dan: “A month without uploading”
2018 Daniel: Ugh
let’s see if the trend continues, remember that we cannot make assumptions past the range of data in case the trend does not continue.
2020: He's gone. Last we saw him was the first time this year, and that was his toe in Phils newest video ;-;
Layla McNiff and now an insta post!!
@@elixa562 OMG REALLY :00
god i can’t believe its been 8 years since this was posted hes so different now
I'm basically all those personalitys when i'm tired
Same
Wallie
Same
Same tho
Who's watching in 2017?
Meee
me!
DogUnicornMermaid Hybrid DATS MEH!
DogUnicornMermaid Hybrid me
DogUnicornMermaid Hybrid me
First Dan Howell video I’d ever watched. Been here 7 years and still loving it.
I personally don't drink but I have experiences with dealing with all of those (not always the most fun by the end of the night where everyone is insane or throwing up and you're clearing up vomit with people sleeping on you and trying to hug you and are crying yeahhh)
"Daniel Howell"
is a walking meme
Is dead
Liberty Is Daydreaming lol
Is his new name on UA-cam
was that 7 months ago already
one time after having two smirnoff screwdrivers and like 5 shots, i put on my dan mask and knocked on people's doors... cops didn't get called but i did get slapped
youre my hero *claps*
Omfg I'm crying 😂😂😂
Holy hell😂😂
You are my hero!! XD
Sooooo your post may or may not have inspired a new plan for the next time my friends and I are back together
*Six years later and Dan's **_STILL_** hella on point*
watching this for the first time in forever and now im the legal age to drink and i can confirm im the combination of sleepy,silly, and emotional haha
One time I mistook margaritas for lemonade, then when I turned around I fell down a flight of stairs and landed on my auntie. Yep that was very fun to explain
Kelly Argueta 😂😂😂😂😂
I once drank oil, mistaking it for Apple juice.
I'm 4&5. Not a good combination, I'm just constantly falling asleep on people's crotches.
Oh.... Okay then.......
dan hasn’t posted in so long i genuinely miss him...he was such a big part of my growing up lol
yo same
I’m so excited for Dan to start posting every Thursday!😂😂
I've never drank before.. but one time when I was 9 I was at a basket ball game this really obnoxious guy a row behind me accidentally spilled his beer over my head so I started crying. I mean it sucked smelling like beer the whole game but at least he gave me a $20 dollar bill as an apology.
Lydia Olson my name is Lydia aswell!!! I just had to say it.
Lydia Olson, the same thing happened to me and my phone at a guns and roses concert,
omg lol
Once I had a nosebleed. Pete Wentz gave me 20$ for the blood.
Amanda Naranjo yes yes yes yes yes we stan
"name 1 favorite thing you have in this world" -Dan Howels dimples-
I’m underage and I can’t drink but I relate to all this when I’m on my period
Brandon Urie when drunk is hilarious
“It’s somewhere in 2001...”
Brendon*
Am I the only one who likes the 2012 era of Dan's hair the most? I don't know I just like it more than the other years of his videos
oh my god i found someone else who likes it!
Erin Blake YAY
WE ARE NOT ALONE
Same here ♥
Me too argh ♥