5 Kinds of Drunk People

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  • Опубліковано 21 лип 2024
  • Side effects may include: silliness, anger, embarrassment, tiredness, promiscuity with a chance of Blastoise, and spontaneous nudity.
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    and tell me your opinions/horrific anecdotes in the comments! Then as usual we can all learn from/laugh at each other and have teh funs. and which one are you? (I'm probably a fun and unhealthy mix of 1&5)
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  • @katrinas.5446
    @katrinas.5446 7 років тому +2459

    The emotional drunk is just me on a daily basis

  • @slightlyriley
    @slightlyriley 8 років тому +1697

    "Every single Thursday" *spits out water * why tf u lyin

    • @linabeaan
      @linabeaan 8 років тому

      +Celina The Llama HAHAHAHA

    • @Jay-ug8kl
      @Jay-ug8kl 8 років тому

      +Pretty.Odd.TØP.Videos #thecliqueisgoingtojailparty TØP |-/

    • @kl33s
      @kl33s 7 років тому

      +Jazz Plays ello fren

    • @minecraft2000388
      @minecraft2000388 7 років тому

      +Pretty.Odd.TØP.Videos o I watch u

    • @unicorn4eve367
      @unicorn4eve367 7 років тому +4

      Ikr

  • @Mia-gu7uu
    @Mia-gu7uu 6 років тому +1509

    The emotional drunk is me sober

    • @saturn._.9975
      @saturn._.9975 5 років тому +6

      Mia M this is way too underrated

    • @binx9233
      @binx9233 5 років тому +5

      Same oof

    • @ashsanjeev2243
      @ashsanjeev2243 4 роки тому +4

      Haha I started laughing out loud and spit all over my phone screen so thanks for that 😂. But also this is actually me

    • @sayiidqalliwalli1035
      @sayiidqalliwalli1035 4 роки тому +2

      Also me

    • @jaxonh8797
      @jaxonh8797 4 роки тому +3

      Relatable

  • @akari707bangtan
    @akari707bangtan 5 років тому +707

    I was so drunk that I fell asleep at the park by the tree. When I woke up, my empty cup had a few coins in it. 😂😂 i was completely mistaken for a homeless girl.

    • @Skate4ypg
      @Skate4ypg 4 роки тому +71

      Is it weird I want to congratulate you?

  • @flankroast7386
    @flankroast7386 7 років тому +3012

    The Sober Drunk: The person who drinks about 3 gallons but remains completely sober.

    • @sonja3555
      @sonja3555 7 років тому +88

      FlankRoast this is me. i'm always the one who has to take care of all the drunk idiots in the end
      (thanks for that russian + german genes :/)

    • @eryleinchen
      @eryleinchen 7 років тому +12

      DrunkenFluffyUnicorn jeah i know, im very tall and german😂

    • @brookebaldwin9739
      @brookebaldwin9739 7 років тому +35

      did you mean Dean Winchester

    • @bunni4659
      @bunni4659 7 років тому +49

      FlankRoast Did you mean...Brendon Urie??

    • @shelbypopwell4788
      @shelbypopwell4788 7 років тому +35

      DrunkenFluffyUnicorn Eugene from buzzfeed

  • @CierrahMist
    @CierrahMist 9 років тому +4423

    Dan: "I will make a new video EVERY Thursday"....hahahaha

    • @togepi14
      @togepi14 9 років тому +54

      4 weeks of no uploads

    • @togepi14
      @togepi14 9 років тому +43

      HE UPLOADED

    • @pinkpandaxxyv6234
      @pinkpandaxxyv6234 9 років тому +1

      Cierrah Pink hahahaha yeah right!

    • @alyshamcalpine2238
      @alyshamcalpine2238 9 років тому +32

      he makes one every month now :(

    • @everglow9684
      @everglow9684 9 років тому +12

      Alysha Mcalpine Thats bad. Well for me. BECAUSE I LOVE HIS VIDEOS!

  • @likejohnnyandjune2024
    @likejohnnyandjune2024 5 років тому +1393

    I watched this forever ago when I was a teenager lol. Now Im 22 with a drunk alter ego named Katrina because she's a natural disaster.

  • @helpme3425
    @helpme3425 6 років тому +3252

    Ok I wasn't drunk but I was close to it my Mum said. One time when I was at the dentist and they put me on laughing gas. Apparently they gave to much cause I started flirting with the nurse.....I was 10.....and a girl...I regret nothing...she was hot

    • @Dadyes
      @Dadyes 5 років тому +155

      I did the same thing when I was 12

    • @little_changeling
      @little_changeling 5 років тому +176

      Help Me, you my friend, are a legend 😂

    • @AZ-yw4zl
      @AZ-yw4zl 5 років тому +56

      Help Me I love this

    • @tonk2002
      @tonk2002 5 років тому +75

      Im proud of you

    • @alexagold3610
      @alexagold3610 5 років тому +144

      I was at the dentist and under anesthesia, i began yelling about whether unicorns had penises. I was 8m

  • @creekpine9970
    @creekpine9970 7 років тому +4437

    I'm the emotional drunk.
    I cried over grilled cheese while laughing at jokes about keyboards.

    • @awkwardpotato9410
      @awkwardpotato9410 7 років тому +8

      Creek Pine 😂

    • @alexfoster5664
      @alexfoster5664 7 років тому +21

      Creek Pine I'm an emotional/silly drunk. Although I think I know my limit, I can walk home without tripping in heels afterwards so I guess that's a good sign lol

    • @simonesurana
      @simonesurana 7 років тому +23

      Okay, but keyboards :'D

    • @haileytalksalot8252
      @haileytalksalot8252 7 років тому +25

      I cry over grilled cheese anyways...

    • @flamingskull1234
      @flamingskull1234 7 років тому +8

      Creek Pine if I drop cheese every no matter what I will cry so much I will die

  • @gbcaro42
    @gbcaro42 7 років тому +3469

    And #6:
    The "spraying deodorant into your eyeball" drunk

  • @goodolcbt5396
    @goodolcbt5396 6 років тому +945

    I’m the emotional drunk
    All the time

  • @charlieprior4697
    @charlieprior4697 6 років тому +1318

    I'm such a child when I'm drunk... I layed on the bed giggling, waving my arms in the air and the only way to stop me was to blow bubbles and let me pop them XD that lasts for like half an hour then I become the most depressed shit ever.... YAY

    • @taliaroman77
      @taliaroman77 6 років тому +56

      Charlie Prior same sometimes when I'm drunk I get so giggly and I can't control my body so I just throw myself around 😂 except the times when I have exstistential crisis's and cry for hours, super fun stuff

    • @bethisnotokay3746
      @bethisnotokay3746 5 років тому +11

      Talia Roman same but minus the depressing shit sorry u have to experience that 😂😂

    • @cherise4577
      @cherise4577 5 років тому +3

      Actually me too

    • @Jongall1
      @Jongall1 5 років тому +3

      Me too

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 4 роки тому +5

      @@bethisnotokay3746 I'm the same as well and without the shitstorm of depression 'cause, basically, after I drank one can of beer for the first time (on my 18th birthday, by the way), I giggled about the house, then went fast asleep.

  • @hedvikarackova3138
    @hedvikarackova3138 7 років тому +933

    I don't even have to be drunk to act like all of those

  • @sendhelp4405
    @sendhelp4405 7 років тому +3865

    YOU FORGOT the the guy who sits in a corner crying laughing and petting a cat

    • @brandyharbin4994
      @brandyharbin4994 7 років тому +125

      MY ICON IS A PANDA that would be the guy at the party who isnt drunk, hes high 😂

    • @zoebell5529
      @zoebell5529 7 років тому +32

      MY ICON IS A PANDA
      basicly me normal

    • @kimithaxcool
      @kimithaxcool 7 років тому +45

      MY ICON IS A PANDA pretty sure that guy is stoned

    • @sami__samm
      @sami__samm 7 років тому +68

      MY ICON IS A PANDA that's me sober

    • @kurito3481
      @kurito3481 7 років тому +10

      MY ICON IS A PANDA You mean Jumin

  • @emilymccandless6341
    @emilymccandless6341 6 років тому +647

    “don’t worry, nothing educational or informative” the good quality content that I’m here for

  • @parklifedd
    @parklifedd 5 років тому +273

    yay i was drunk and went outside of my friend's house and started running through his backyard while singing anotherone bites the dust, and almost fell to the pool

  • @late.as.always9340
    @late.as.always9340 6 років тому +4848

    I once downed and entire bottle of Fireball and then proceeded to cry on my best friend's shoulder the entire night telling him how much I loved squirrels.

    • @abigailelizabeth78
      @abigailelizabeth78 6 років тому +90

      SleepIsUseless seems legit

    • @shanelle-rae3309
      @shanelle-rae3309 5 років тому +116

      that last bit killed me

    • @bananamuffin166
      @bananamuffin166 5 років тому +63

      I can relate but it wasn't fireball and I was crying about past mistakes

    • @nothankyou7452
      @nothankyou7452 5 років тому +22

      Oh dear

    • @crow_with_a_knife
      @crow_with_a_knife 5 років тому +35

      King of the Squirrels is that you
      ((If anyone understands this reference you're amazing))

  • @aimeejohnson9799
    @aimeejohnson9799 6 років тому +113

    Dan dedication when playing the angry drunk you ripped open your shirt that is dedication 😂😂

    • @luciereeves4482
      @luciereeves4482 4 роки тому +4

      That was a beautiful T-shirt. Why did he have to do it 😭

  • @mimikyu3347
    @mimikyu3347 5 років тому +271

    who else is on a dan howell binge after his video :,)

  • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
    @kitchensinkchronicles3272 7 років тому +587

    "I must expose my flesh drunk"
    aka Brendon Urie

  • @urmycat99
    @urmycat99 7 років тому +1051

    2:38
    Dan: hey phil I need your help filming a video
    Phil: okay what do
    Dan: just squeeze my upper thigh real quick thanks

    • @echoheadwithanxiety6934
      @echoheadwithanxiety6934 7 років тому +15

      Look real close, it is Dan's hand.

    • @sigm3yer
      @sigm3yer 7 років тому +11

      I thought it was his left... idk

    • @koshykorulla7850
      @koshykorulla7850 7 років тому +5

      .

    • @megansmeal6454
      @megansmeal6454 7 років тому +50

      Dan: now can you just put your finger over my mouth and shhh me too thanks

    • @snowbazil
      @snowbazil 7 років тому

      Echohead With Anxiety then its phil thigh. Either way.

  • @user-fh5ov4tu2j
    @user-fh5ov4tu2j 6 років тому +83

    THE FIRST SEXY END SCREEN DANCE

  • @louisaglen187
    @louisaglen187 5 років тому +311

    This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks

  • @teags7069
    @teags7069 7 років тому +885

    I died at the sexual predator one xD The way he said hello kills me HAH

    • @blacklightning6255
      @blacklightning6255 6 років тому +1

      Teagan Williams g

    • @emvinno9370
      @emvinno9370 6 років тому +1

      Teags he acted so well it just makes me wonder what kind of drunk he is

    • @Zoe-ez1go
      @Zoe-ez1go 6 років тому +1

      Emvinno Supposedly he’s a mixture of 1 & 5. (His description says so)

    • @sleepyzzzs
      @sleepyzzzs 6 років тому +1

      Teags
      Same
      H e l l o o o

  • @londontheperson
    @londontheperson 7 років тому +2209

    When I was younger I thought "drinking and driving" meant drinking any beverage while driving, so I would yell at my dad for drinking water in the car

  • @beckyfromhr588
    @beckyfromhr588 6 років тому +66

    That moment Dan winks the second you parents walk in...

  • @durudora1946
    @durudora1946 5 років тому +95

    I was drunk only for one time
    I dont remember much
    But my friends said that
    “I went to gloria jeans and asked if they sell any jeans.”
    *facepalms*
    First and the last time oe getting drunk
    Probably

  • @alfiet9532
    @alfiet9532 9 років тому +1060

    Still laughing my ass off at the bit right at the end. EVERY THURSDAY EVENING AND VLOGS ON MY SIDE CHANEL!!!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
    Lol jk

  • @MoMoOBrien
    @MoMoOBrien 10 років тому +8727

    Embarrassing Story:
    Halloween. I was dressed as female batman. Not Batgirl. I say this because I really like doing the Christian Bale batman voice, and cute dresses. Me and my friends were in this bar and this dude was hitting on me and being a butt-wad and not taking a hint. I had had a few drinks at this point, so when he asked me what I was drinking, I turn to him, and in the gruff batman voice I scream "JUSTICE!" then run through the bar screaming "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!"
    I shall never forget his face.

    • @delaneymaggi2646
      @delaneymaggi2646 10 років тому +428

      you are my hero

    • @duhitskaty5712
      @duhitskaty5712 10 років тому +86

      What. Embarrassing

    • @madiset1163
      @madiset1163 10 років тому +79

      I love you so much Mo Mo

    • @miabone7570
      @miabone7570 10 років тому +47

      Sympai notice me! Found ma new sympai! ^_^

    • @Litji12
      @Litji12 10 років тому +45

      Mia Bone Ummm not to be rude but it is senpai not sympai...

  • @jadeseliger6646
    @jadeseliger6646 6 років тому +655

    so I had a thought, who's hand was the sexual predator drunk.

    • @scarletwolfgirl3320
      @scarletwolfgirl3320 6 років тому +48

      Jade Seliger maybe Phil?

    • @meadowok
      @meadowok 6 років тому +99

      obviously his own hand

    • @beesspaghetti1033
      @beesspaghetti1033 6 років тому +63

      meadow tweak tucker no it was Phil come on people we need to make this ship happen! Put some work into it!

    • @meadowok
      @meadowok 6 років тому +21

      Nya Smith stop

    • @rachelburns3183
      @rachelburns3183 6 років тому +53

      no because Dan couldn't have gotten his own hand round at that angle on his own legs

  • @dariasthoughts
    @dariasthoughts 6 років тому +33

    6 years and i'm still there watching this

  • @dilhowlter9929
    @dilhowlter9929 8 років тому +1822

    DADDY

  • @anabelenaraujo4169
    @anabelenaraujo4169 7 років тому +372

    i'm the emotional drunk..
    reasons why i've cried while drunk:
    -her hair was jst to beautiful
    -'please don't get cancer i love you too much as to loose you'
    -that pigeon is just too damn smol
    -HOLY FUCK IS THAT TYLER OAKLEY????????????
    -holy fuck it wasn't
    -i curse too much

  • @lillianend8644
    @lillianend8644 6 років тому +55

    I have told myself because my dad was constantly drinking when I was a young little lama,kid,human.... I don’t have a single memory of him without a beer ore something in his hand. When he started drinking he was horrible, always mean to my mama and ones he threw a bottle of beer (IT WAS FLIPIN’ HUGE THAT BOTTLE) at the wall and forced me (I was about 10-11 at this point) to clean it up, let me tell you, I have a loot of scares from falling ore sport but not all of them are from that. And he was ALWAYS so mean to my mama and she was never happy. I don’t wanna do that to enybody so I promised myself at the age of 12 to never drink... and that’s why I don’t drink alcohol

    • @rachelwalker3017
      @rachelwalker3017 6 років тому +9

      Lillian End I'm so sorry to hear that ❤ I hope things are/get better

    • @enviisyk
      @enviisyk 6 років тому +2

      I feel really bad for you 🖤

    • @satansspawn1810
      @satansspawn1810 5 років тому +2

      Hey, I hope things are better for you now. Sending love.

    • @naan000
      @naan000 4 роки тому +2

      I’m so sorry hope it’s better now

  • @hellofrominside8524
    @hellofrominside8524 2 роки тому +7

    I discovered number 7 and it’s the “you know country music kinda slaps” drunk

    • @hellofrominside8524
      @hellofrominside8524 2 роки тому +1

      Immediately after typing this I realized I typed the same comment six months ago. I’ve discovered what kind of drunk person I am

  • @kayleeloyd7296
    @kayleeloyd7296 7 років тому +1840

    "look forward to videos every Thursday night" -Dan
    when is that gonna happen?

    • @lilshindy9292
      @lilshindy9292 7 років тому +9

      Kaylee Loyd lol I read this sad he said it

    • @cloudylee2937
      @cloudylee2937 6 років тому +3

      lol ikr i wanna laugh, but tbh it's just very sad. the sad truth 😢😢😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂

    • @elizabethrymer3296
      @elizabethrymer3296 6 років тому +1

      lol

    • @adinotaldi3182
      @adinotaldi3182 6 років тому +1

      Still havent happened yet

    • @neonblkhole
      @neonblkhole Рік тому

      Trust me guys it's totally gonna happen

  • @chromeauras
    @chromeauras 7 років тому +809

    dan is not one of the 5 kinds of drunks, he's the adorable one

    • @sympathy2045
      @sympathy2045 7 років тому +4

      daninatorrr
      Ikr, but... the fanfictions just ruin it.

    • @spilledty9537
      @spilledty9537 7 років тому +2

      no he said he's the last one

    • @gumimegpoid2425
      @gumimegpoid2425 7 років тому +15

      TheProudFeminist he said he's an unhealthy mix of 1 and 5

    • @caitlinshpagina2894
      @caitlinshpagina2894 7 років тому +21

      Actually in a live stream he said that he was 1 and 5

    • @LeahReyna
      @LeahReyna 7 років тому +50

      Caitlin Shpagina it's hard to imagine him being a "sexual predator" but at the same time I can totally see it

  • @skyesnowfeather2427
    @skyesnowfeather2427 6 років тому +9

    "The I Must Expose My Flesh Drunk!"
    Brendon Urie, is that you?

  • @ryoranger6650
    @ryoranger6650 5 років тому +22

    My first time getting drunk I passed out face down in a doner kebab, made out with my friends and a dog

  • @mikeycholette4269
    @mikeycholette4269 9 років тому +1736

    oNE TIME....i DRANK 2 CUPS OF SODA...PARTY ANIMAL I KNOW

    • @landryray6894
      @landryray6894 9 років тому +53

      Claire Cholette "Party Animal"?
      MORE LIKE PARTY POISON

    • @landryray6894
      @landryray6894 9 років тому +17

      Claire Cholette I UNDERSTAND. HAVE A NICE DAY, FELLOW MEMBER OF THE MCRMY.

    • @avaweeds6872
      @avaweeds6872 9 років тому +35

      Claire Cholette ONE TIME I DRANK 5 CUPS OF APPLE JUICE AND FELL ASLEEP AFTER... HARDCORE, I KNOW I'M WAS THE DEFINITION OF PARTY.

    • @mikeycholette4269
      @mikeycholette4269 9 років тому +17

      Ava Swanson ONE TIME I DRANK 5 CUPS OF COFFEE IN ONE NIGHT THEN FELL ASLEEP AND GOT UP 122357 TIMES TO PEE I'M MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU

    • @avaweeds6872
      @avaweeds6872 9 років тому +13

      Claire Cholette ONE TIME I DRANK MY PEE AND MY WHOLE FAMILY'S...
      THAT GOT WEIRD
      I DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT
      OR DID I
      I didn't...

  • @shelzykid7166
    @shelzykid7166 10 років тому +761

    A lot of teenagers drink alcohol. Like this comment if you like apple juice.

  • @SoHappy
    @SoHappy 8 місяців тому +6

    I watched this video when I was much younger and it’s so funny to watch while drunk

  • @mothrealnotfake
    @mothrealnotfake 5 років тому +19

    my favorite is the emo drunk
    because
    B I G R E L A T E

  • @moonniieee
    @moonniieee 7 років тому +2869

    this is kind of unrelated but Dan has one of the most beautiful voices I've ever heard

    • @anna15410
      @anna15410 7 років тому +102

      UNRELATED YET EXTREMELY RELATABLE

    • @aleciswatching4260
      @aleciswatching4260 7 років тому +25

      :gαlєxιѕ: he does... I love it😘

    • @elliswestreich8578
      @elliswestreich8578 7 років тому +6

      :gαlєxιѕ: yessss

    • @lasereyescatspower124
      @lasereyescatspower124 7 років тому +5

      :gαlєxιѕ: omg I agree with you sooooo much •-•

    • @chaupt22
      @chaupt22 7 років тому +9

      :gαlєxιѕ: that's always been my thoughts dude

  • @dinojkz
    @dinojkz 7 років тому +1676

    I don't drink
    I eat.
    OMG SUCH A REBEL 😈😈

  • @malsMostImportantMoments
    @malsMostImportantMoments 5 років тому +8

    I'm scared to see me as a drunk because once (I was completely sober) I cried over how beautiful the snow flakes where.

  • @OwlsAtGlacierCoast
    @OwlsAtGlacierCoast 3 роки тому +12

    I remember watching this as a young teenager, wondering which drunk I'd be. Happy to report back I'm an emotional and s*xual drunk, cheers Dan 😭😭😭

  • @Kiratarora12
    @Kiratarora12 6 років тому +4520

    He forget himself *adorable drunk*
    (Drunk live show)

  • @m-6820
    @m-6820 8 років тому +692

    I don't want to touch alcohol because I'm certain that I'll become an alcoholic and destroy my life.

    • @nickykane3245
      @nickykane3245 8 років тому

      Same I can't bear it

    • @mackenziebarrett4301
      @mackenziebarrett4301 8 років тому +2

      Same, I'm so worried that it'll consume me and I won't be able to stop.

    • @zakkymatt
      @zakkymatt 8 років тому +6

      +mackenzie barrett I think that it will be you consuming the alchohol

    • @mackenziebarrett4301
      @mackenziebarrett4301 8 років тому

      +zakky matt Why do you think that?

    • @zakkymatt
      @zakkymatt 8 років тому +1

      it was supposed to be a joke... because people consume alcohol... because it is in drinks...

  • @imnotfamous2059
    @imnotfamous2059 5 років тому +6

    i thought the emotional drunk was gonna start yelling "i LoOk lIkE ã fUcKiNg rAiSiN¡"

  • @scarlettrattley6237
    @scarlettrattley6237 6 років тому +27

    One guy tried to use me as aTOILET!

  • @ppdestroyer9794
    @ppdestroyer9794 6 років тому +1830

    Omg in the description dan said he was a mix of 1&5
    He is the silly and sexy one
    Yes I hereby agree

    • @sethlost424
      @sethlost424 6 років тому +78

      sexy gone silly
      with phil?!?!?
      dan if u see this i'm just teasing you. please don't hurt me

    • @pinkyyponk
      @pinkyyponk 6 років тому +35

      Tbh not surprising dan’s a sick fuck

    • @HelenaNox
      @HelenaNox 6 років тому +9

      this made me laugh so much, omg

    • @DarlingDevil4691
      @DarlingDevil4691 6 років тому +14

      why do i find that hot? xD

    • @abbywrinkle9264
      @abbywrinkle9264 6 років тому +10

      Are you secretly Phil random comment person?

  • @whydoihavesubscribers647
    @whydoihavesubscribers647 7 років тому +470

    I get super anxious around drunk people or people drinking

    • @katelynlee1021
      @katelynlee1021 7 років тому +10

      Same, but it's kinda hard to stay away from them when one of your parents drinks on a daily basis.😂

    • @potterheadkilljoy8028
      @potterheadkilljoy8028 7 років тому +4

      KitKat Marie My family does the same...

    • @katelynlee1021
      @katelynlee1021 7 років тому +15

      PotterHead Killjoy My father is an angry drunk.....That's the main reason I get anxious and nervous (and why I stay in my room watching UA-cam all day)....I never know when he'll randomly snap at me.....Dan and Phil are my safe haven.😊

    • @bookmilla8616
      @bookmilla8616 7 років тому +4

      KitKat Marie awh im sorry

    • @katelynlee1021
      @katelynlee1021 7 років тому +2

      kindaoddmilla Life is life, people are assholes.😂

  • @romiford7013
    @romiford7013 6 років тому +18

    It was New Years 2018, I drank so much I hydropumped on the side of a 24 hour IHOP... *dramatic pause for laughter*
    And 50+ people on the inside peacefully eating their pancakes stared at me in disgust as I continued to violently vomit on the window ... god im so sorry.

  • @WhatEvenThat
    @WhatEvenThat 2 роки тому +4

    You forgot the “I look sober but I’m way more drunk than any of you”

  • @sumyianasim5942
    @sumyianasim5942 7 років тому +1557

    i need separate videos on those stories thanks

  • @wonsnoj5518
    @wonsnoj5518 8 років тому +396

    Oh my god...... I'm the last one haha. You don't wanna be around me when I'm drunk and sexually repressed. Apparently (according to my friend, I don't remember anything) once I was so drunk I was trying to hit on my reflection.

  • @killualuvbot
    @killualuvbot 5 років тому +6

    “Ohhhhh, attractive.” 😂😂😂

  • @georgia5804
    @georgia5804 5 років тому +15

    One time when I was twelve, my dad and I were outside and he had some beer. He went inside and I had a tiny sip of his beer...
    I spent the next hour scraping my tongue. It was disgusting.

  • @augustf3231
    @augustf3231 7 років тому +361

    don't drink, kids. CRAFT!!

  • @oompaloompa5032
    @oompaloompa5032 6 років тому +1077

    Who else is coming back and watching all of his videos again

    • @Gloria-ey3tn
      @Gloria-ey3tn 6 років тому +3

      Jaymie and Parker mee

    • @alexashley9140
      @alexashley9140 6 років тому +4

      Jaymie and Parker me! I'm having a Dan marathon from his latest videos to his first video (but only the videos I haven't watched yet)!

    • @chrisdavis5383
      @chrisdavis5383 6 років тому +2

      me

    • @chrisdavis5383
      @chrisdavis5383 6 років тому +2

      +Flora Bunny good girl let me come with you

    • @alexashley9140
      @alexashley9140 6 років тому +1

      Chris Davis lol I finished the Dan marathon and it was great! Soon I'm going to do a Phil marathon!

  • @nyranamoon7235
    @nyranamoon7235 4 роки тому +6

    I have a few stages when it comes to alcohol: 1.laughing at everything
    2. Wanting to dance and being extremely clumsy
    3. Finally sitting there and staring in the void which climaxes in falling asleep out of nowhere
    Yes, my friends can only handle me because they're as stupid as I am 😅

  • @mylouhedwig678
    @mylouhedwig678 6 років тому +62

    He hAsnT pOstEd a viDoE iN Two moNthS nOw anD I miSs hiM :(((

  • @StrugglinShorty
    @StrugglinShorty 6 років тому +776

    Whenever I spill water my mom says I have a drinking problem.
    I'm 14....

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 5 років тому +26

      Jfc
      Look I know you might be having a tough time but alcoholism isn't the solution

    • @amandabutterfly151
      @amandabutterfly151 5 років тому +7

      @@raspberrycrowns9494 im dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 5 років тому +9

      @@amandabutterfly151
      I'm sorry to hear that

    • @accountnotinuse6040
      @accountnotinuse6040 5 років тому +7

      Danae Dote see it’s funny because I *do* have a drinking problem and I am 14..😂
      I am kinda joking don’t call childline

    • @hannahkozlovic1715
      @hannahkozlovic1715 5 років тому +1

      Same

  • @appleanomie1651
    @appleanomie1651 7 років тому +466

    Dan:There will be a new video every Thursday evening
    Me: ThErE WiLl Be A NeW ViDeO EvErY ThUrSdAy EvEnInG 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trash5388
      @trash5388 6 років тому +8

      AppleAnomie
      That’s such a funny joke dan 😂😂

    • @kicksandtricks3887
      @kicksandtricks3887 6 років тому +3

      AppleAnomie HAHAHHAHAHA 😂😂😂

    • @macpollen
      @macpollen 6 років тому +5

      AppleAnomie more like every 2 months...

    • @artsysundae
      @artsysundae 6 років тому +3

      AppleAnomie YGS EVERY FRIDAY

  • @DarkSuperNinja
    @DarkSuperNinja 5 років тому +7

    Oh dear lord, I'm definitely the silly drunk!
    When I first watched this, I was barely a teenager so I'd never drank a significant amount, but watching it now as an 18 y/o is so much more relatable, like omg

  • @caffeinatedx
    @caffeinatedx Рік тому +3

    Knowing how on guard i am all the time, i'm scared of 'losing control' and i probably wont be drinking or smoking anytime soon.

  • @mollyb5275
    @mollyb5275 7 років тому +260

    Champagne
    Cocaine
    Gasoline
    And and grape juice if you please.
    (Edit: thanks for so many likes! 🖤🖤)

    • @user-yj6wm8ey2j
      @user-yj6wm8ey2j 7 років тому +8

      Don't threaten me with a consequence

    • @carolyn4236
      @carolyn4236 7 років тому +5

      P!ATD😂❤️

    • @edenisjungshook2943
      @edenisjungshook2943 7 років тому +3

      Molly this is amazing also did dan have to touch phils thigh for the sexual predator scene or..... the other way around or something????

    • @teenduo8330
      @teenduo8330 7 років тому

      Molly yasssss

    • @estellecohen764
      @estellecohen764 7 років тому

      You are amazing

  • @leiahumphries1655
    @leiahumphries1655 7 років тому +745

    "But how will you learn if you don't make mistakes?"
    By soberly standing in the corner as a child and watching my elders make mistakes, mistakes I shall never make because I have been to many family parties when this has happened and now, at the age of 13 are educated in how not to do stuff 👍🏼😂😂😂😂

    • @kalia7677
      @kalia7677 6 років тому +14

      Oh I remember when I used to think like that

    • @nicole-6062
      @nicole-6062 6 років тому +8

      I used to say that about weed until i tried it😂😂

    • @whyistherumgone1184
      @whyistherumgone1184 6 років тому +2

      someone needs a drink hahaha

    • @hannaheva6809
      @hannaheva6809 6 років тому +4

      Yeah you say this while you're 13.. That's gonna change as you grow older. You're not your parents nor can you learn from everything what they do since everyone is different

    • @shannonpalmer8955
      @shannonpalmer8955 6 років тому +3

      Leia Humphries this only happens in Britain doesn't it

  • @lemonlennonlenin3970
    @lemonlennonlenin3970 6 років тому +555

    2018 anyone???

  • @notc4it
    @notc4it 6 років тому +23

    it’s so weird watching this now

  • @ashtailor385
    @ashtailor385 8 років тому +460

    Dan has to be the adorable drunk

  • @odettecollins5741
    @odettecollins5741 7 років тому +506

    CHAMPAGNE, COCAIN, GASOLINE, AND MOST THINGS IN BETWEEN.
    sorry. i had to.
    **whispers distractedly** i roam the city in a shopping cart... a pack of camels and a **starts humming totoro while typing** **yawns**

    • @macpollen
      @macpollen 6 років тому +18

      Moon Beam Making those high heels work. Also why isn’t their a snapping finger emojis.

    • @twentynepiltsmelaniepatdlo492
      @twentynepiltsmelaniepatdlo492 6 років тому +20

      Moon Beam I've told you time to time again...I'm not as think as you drunk I am

    • @alexgregory1714
      @alexgregory1714 6 років тому +1

      Moon Beam me

    • @idkmd6288
      @idkmd6288 6 років тому +18

      Moon Beam
      CHAMPAGNE, COCAINE, GASOLINE
      WHY DID ALL MY MEMBERS LEAVE?
      😭

    • @tignarita
      @tignarita 6 років тому +9

      I LOVE THIS PHANDOM BECAUSE I CAN RELATE TO IT

  • @seanmcgeady1359
    @seanmcgeady1359 5 років тому +3

    Once when I was very drunk I started telling all of my friends my social media passwords...
    Very very smart

  • @trashcan2831
    @trashcan2831 5 років тому +8

    CHAMPAGNE, COCAINE, GASOLINE
    -i had to-

    • @idkwhyvideos939
      @idkwhyvideos939 5 років тому +1

      trash can YAAAS

    • @sakurayuuki6220
      @sakurayuuki6220 5 років тому

      -AND MOST THINGS IN BETWEEN-

    • @cherise4577
      @cherise4577 5 років тому

      @@sakurayuuki6220 WE RODE THIS CITY IN A SHOOOOOOPING CART

    • @sakurayuuki6220
      @sakurayuuki6220 5 років тому

      JHOPE
      A PACK OF CAMEL'S AND A SMOOOOOKE ALARM

  • @SashaTiem
    @SashaTiem 9 років тому +523

    this was my first ever Dan video...
    EDIT = first ever Dan vid that sucked me into the phandom three years ago.

    • @jamsk8ergirl98
      @jamsk8ergirl98 9 років тому

      VividAnarchy same

    • @crisflores7972
      @crisflores7972 9 років тому

      WELCOME

    • @SashaTiem
      @SashaTiem 9 років тому +1

      Cris Flores like 3 years ago... I've been here ever since.

    • @SashaTiem
      @SashaTiem 9 років тому

      Cris Flores just realised I really didn't make that clear in the comment. Oops.

    • @6rooroo
      @6rooroo 9 років тому +1

      OMG this was the first Dan Video I ever saw too! And I was sucked into the fandom 3 years ago as well

  • @irmalair1689
    @irmalair1689 9 років тому +459

    I don't know why, but Dan kind of reminds me of older Percy Jackson.

  • @rosywillard2213
    @rosywillard2213 5 років тому +4

    I am D Y I N G. Come on kids, say it with me, I am D Y I N G, I wanna die, whoo, I wanna D I E, Die! Whoot

  • @kate_5964
    @kate_5964 6 років тому +6

    I was at a new years eve party and there were about 20 very drunk elderly people dancing on the table, my eyes were scarred.

  • @Ash-gc9rx
    @Ash-gc9rx 7 років тому +494

    "New video every Thursday" lol, nice one dan

  • @twodoubleofour
    @twodoubleofour 7 років тому +302

    How about the Brendon Urie drunk?

    • @kailyn1011
      @kailyn1011 7 років тому +60

      WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

    • @purifiedsanctified
      @purifiedsanctified 7 років тому +23

      Quiet Brownie... at wat point is he not drunk?

    • @user-xc2sr
      @user-xc2sr 6 років тому +15

      Quiet Brownie no one is THAT level fabulous

    • @danifoxx7469
      @danifoxx7469 6 років тому +29

      Quiet Brownie "WHATS ON MY SHIRT?!" "Brendon you were pouring beer all over yourself"

    • @jooniemxxn8338
      @jooniemxxn8338 6 років тому +14

      It's not a bad dick😂😂

  • @ginagoodfellow603
    @ginagoodfellow603 6 років тому +9

    “E V E R Y T H U R S D A Y”
    2017 Dan: “A month without uploading”
    2018 Daniel: Ugh
    let’s see if the trend continues, remember that we cannot make assumptions past the range of data in case the trend does not continue.

    • @canrastis
      @canrastis 4 роки тому

      2020: He's gone. Last we saw him was the first time this year, and that was his toe in Phils newest video ;-;

    • @elixa562
      @elixa562 4 роки тому

      Layla McNiff and now an insta post!!

    • @canrastis
      @canrastis 4 роки тому +1

      @@elixa562 OMG REALLY :00

  • @boostues
    @boostues 3 роки тому +3

    god i can’t believe its been 8 years since this was posted hes so different now

  • @mollyseidlitz6002
    @mollyseidlitz6002 7 років тому +211

    I'm basically all those personalitys when i'm tired

  • @bloopdedoop5126
    @bloopdedoop5126 7 років тому +1569

    Who's watching in 2017?

  • @lundynrains5543
    @lundynrains5543 4 роки тому +2

    First Dan Howell video I’d ever watched. Been here 7 years and still loving it.

  • @alicenham
    @alicenham 4 роки тому +3

    I personally don't drink but I have experiences with dealing with all of those (not always the most fun by the end of the night where everyone is insane or throwing up and you're clearing up vomit with people sleeping on you and trying to hug you and are crying yeahhh)

  • @maiagonzalez339
    @maiagonzalez339 7 років тому +229

    "Daniel Howell"

  • @kellyclifton8994
    @kellyclifton8994 7 років тому +140

    one time after having two smirnoff screwdrivers and like 5 shots, i put on my dan mask and knocked on people's doors... cops didn't get called but i did get slapped

    • @moistsbread
      @moistsbread 6 років тому +3

      youre my hero *claps*

    • @meadowok
      @meadowok 6 років тому +4

      Omfg I'm crying 😂😂😂

    • @nicole-6062
      @nicole-6062 6 років тому +1

      Holy hell😂😂

    • @permanentlyspacing
      @permanentlyspacing 6 років тому +1

      You are my hero!! XD

    • @katiechambers2287
      @katiechambers2287 6 років тому

      Sooooo your post may or may not have inspired a new plan for the next time my friends and I are back together

  • @PrimrosePetals
    @PrimrosePetals 5 років тому +5

    *Six years later and Dan's **_STILL_** hella on point*

  • @heatherraexo
    @heatherraexo Рік тому +3

    watching this for the first time in forever and now im the legal age to drink and i can confirm im the combination of sleepy,silly, and emotional haha

  • @kelly3572
    @kelly3572 6 років тому +409

    One time I mistook margaritas for lemonade, then when I turned around I fell down a flight of stairs and landed on my auntie. Yep that was very fun to explain

    • @becauseyes6869
      @becauseyes6869 6 років тому +1

      Kelly Argueta 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @montyymo
      @montyymo 6 років тому +15

      I once drank oil, mistaking it for Apple juice.

  • @castielsmain1611
    @castielsmain1611 7 років тому +91

    I'm 4&5. Not a good combination, I'm just constantly falling asleep on people's crotches.

    • @idk_avery
      @idk_avery 7 років тому +7

      Oh.... Okay then.......

  • @isabelledouglas5084
    @isabelledouglas5084 4 роки тому +7

    dan hasn’t posted in so long i genuinely miss him...he was such a big part of my growing up lol

  • @bippy201
    @bippy201 5 років тому +9

    I’m so excited for Dan to start posting every Thursday!😂😂

  • @Lydia-kh6zk
    @Lydia-kh6zk 7 років тому +586

    I've never drank before.. but one time when I was 9 I was at a basket ball game this really obnoxious guy a row behind me accidentally spilled his beer over my head so I started crying. I mean it sucked smelling like beer the whole game but at least he gave me a $20 dollar bill as an apology.

    • @lemonlennonlenin3970
      @lemonlennonlenin3970 6 років тому +2

      Lydia Olson my name is Lydia aswell!!! I just had to say it.

    • @louiseblaik3787
      @louiseblaik3787 6 років тому +5

      Lydia Olson, the same thing happened to me and my phone at a guns and roses concert,

    • @carleeh7961
      @carleeh7961 6 років тому

      omg lol

    • @user-mu2ug7eb9h
      @user-mu2ug7eb9h 5 років тому +3

      Once I had a nosebleed. Pete Wentz gave me 20$ for the blood.

    • @bianxanicole8395
      @bianxanicole8395 5 років тому +2

      Amanda Naranjo yes yes yes yes yes we stan

  • @2high4thebs73
    @2high4thebs73 7 років тому +125

    "name 1 favorite thing you have in this world" -Dan Howels dimples-

  • @scioccoco
    @scioccoco 6 років тому +31

    I’m underage and I can’t drink but I relate to all this when I’m on my period

  • @beebourine6947
    @beebourine6947 6 років тому +5

    Brandon Urie when drunk is hilarious

  • @weivy5376
    @weivy5376 9 років тому +456

    Am I the only one who likes the 2012 era of Dan's hair the most? I don't know I just like it more than the other years of his videos