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Guys I love Tim. I don’t wanna spoil him selling his dead mother’s paintings. He is using again. I’m an addict and I wud know. It’s fine with me I hope he keeps it up.
Stencil some extra subjects onto your mother's originals as Tim Dillon (something vaguely related to your childhood and your mother's childhood), play a loop of this rant on a video screen in-between the pieces (screen embedded into the centre of a dual picture frame), don't tell me that's not art.
Do what other ppl do. They "gift it" to somebody rich .... then flip the rest of the artwork for big $$$. Ya gift 📦 one to Rogan. Then sell the other for big $$$
It looks like something one of the special ed kids in my art class would make. That's not a joke. I just got home from teaching and the resemblance is striking.
The Dillon family reunion is worth buying tickets to.
Honouring his mothers legacy by stealing from the mega rich. What have you ever done for your family KATHLEEN!
You guys ever imagine Ben’s laugh after Tim says a joke?
RIP Ben
I’m deeply attracted to Ben Avery
I wish him well
Underrated comment, new guys laugh sounds kinda forced sometimes Not his fault, we’re just used to Ben.
Is he dead?
🍋🎉
Rent out a huge warehouse and have a "minimalist" art gallery showing with three pieces.
Bro i actually went to a art show like that in a renovated warehouse in brooklyn a couple years ago
@@kiera236would even more cheek by renting a butcher shop in Chinatown and show them by the walk in fridge.
@@lightvessel With Tim's mother's stiff body hanging upside down in the walk-in fridge, with a photo of Richard Nixon tied around her in chains.
Tim's family members cannot escape the comedy. Even the dead.
Tim will always be the best at fake business
I’ve seen a lot of knockoffs of these paintings but to have the originals is a once in a lifetime opportunity
Dead Mum? I wish her well.
*Tee off*
Wherever Tim's mother is now, I wish her well.
Just send them to Hunter, see if he can shift them.
My condolences Tim.
Tough times require drastic measures. RIP Tim’s momma
Purchasing a genuine original Patricia Dillon right now for 25,000 is like investing in Microsoft during the 80s. Opportunity of a lifetime.
Tim should have in his next special credits “A Patricia Dillon production”
I like to think this is Cartman all grown up and gay 😀
Damn those look just like my mom's paintings. Mom art is a real thing.
Right up there with Hunter Bidens and the Austrian's at the Louve' in France.
Also RIP, we love yah Tim.
THE ART WORLD IS A REAL KNIFE FIGHT
If i had 25K id buy one. What a great investment to reach generational wealth one day
This is better than an NFT.
Yeah because the art is physically real
I love the grey cat with the comets blowing out of its head! I'd buy that one as is!
Tim is literally such a positive role model for me.
Sorry to hear about Kathleen, but we wish her well.
You are so sick and hilarious at the same time!! LMAO!
Glad to be part of Tim’s grieving period 😂
The irony is the one of the vase is something you might see in a gallery for $250,000
Was anyone else hoping that someone from the Sackler Family reached out to Tim live and bought both painting for 50k???
This is comic genius.
You should see the shit my mom used to send me from prison!!
Tim fucking kills me 😂🤣
MAKE ART GREAT AGAIN!!!
R.eally I.mpressive P.aintings
this comment here is a reeeeal knife fight, folks.
This one's another hit Timmy
The main thing that increases the value of a piece of art is the mental illness behind the artist and the scarcity. These have both in spades.
Goddamn this man is a National Treasure
Tim is doing what's right. He's taking the correct path.
Maybe the Louvre will buy them
Thank God, I was waiting for the clip
Read how to sell your dead mother and clicked....then read her art and left disappointed
Come back when you can't stay so long. Heal up there warrior. You fought the good fight
This is the greatest thing since Fake Business
Guys I love Tim. I don’t wanna spoil him selling his dead mother’s paintings. He is using again. I’m an addict and I wud know. It’s fine with me I hope he keeps it up.
People use comedy to deal with the pain of tragedy. Tim is in so much pain over his schizophrenic mom's death🥺. You just can't see it.
Yes or Yes?
My favorite Tim D line of all time.
i feel like 25% of tims whole presence is based on the bill orielly "do it live" clip
I mean, those flowers ain't that bad.
"If you're not into it; you're not into it."
Tim is crazy. I want a Patricia Dillon original.
Stencil some extra subjects onto your mother's originals as Tim Dillon (something vaguely related to your childhood and your mother's childhood), play a loop of this rant on a video screen in-between the pieces (screen embedded into the centre of a dual picture frame), don't tell me that's not art.
What about a joint exhibition with Mama Scorcese?
his standup in lexington ky was hands down the funniest night of my life. called me and my coworker out
You should definitely sell them for charity tim
I prefer Patricia Dillon's early work. She became a sell out later in life, the passion had left at that point
Tim Dillon must fight Shao Khan
A side profile stencil of Ho chi minh would add value...
This clip would have Ben 100x better with Ben laughing on the far right of the video frame.
I bid 5 dollars! That is all I want to buy it for my on reason.
Your desk looks like the side of a hot tub.
Genius
My boyfriend works in an art gallery and I would legitimately get him to put it up in there along side a Monet
is this the episode Tim talks about her passing
Do what other ppl do. They "gift it" to somebody rich .... then flip the rest of the artwork for big $$$.
Ya gift 📦 one to Rogan. Then sell the other for big $$$
Can you use the second one as your background ?
Ps was it your Aunt or The Aunt 😂
Feng Shwey Yes or Yes
I wish his mother well
She’s ashing into a clam shell in heaven now
1:25 😂
2-painting exhibition. Nice. Sign them "Tim Dillon's Mother" and I bet they will sell for something.
You’re the best!
I didn’t know she died
I love this Tim. We wish her well
I’ll pay 25$ and a no expenses paid trip to my house for a Pathfinder 2E game night! That’s my first and last offer.
@@dejuren1367as described above “a no expenses paid” trip.
It looks like something one of the special ed kids in my art class would make. That's not a joke. I just got home from teaching and the resemblance is striking.
When did his mom die??
Stencil WWG1WGA on the boat with J.F.K's face on the front of the painting.......boom cha ching!
50 000 Satoshis?
Schizo art is the corner stone of American beauty , to anyone who disagrees we wish em well .
Art business is the best fake business
If Tim signs them, I’ll pay for them
$2.50
Why am i getting bootlicker ads on Tim Dillon
Do we need to RSVP? 😂
Sell one to Joe Rogan and the other to Lex Freedman. That would be the best thing I think.
Tim for 2025 Trump White House Press Secretary, yes or yes
26!
I’ll give you 500 bucks for both of em
Maybe 5$?
%10
wtf lmao
I'll pay a billion jk 25 I would do that
MAKE THEM INTO NFT'S hahhahahahahahaha
25,0000
5k
Is she actually dead?
500$
He should smear human feaces on it, and then that’s the golden ticket a real mental artist
If I pay $500,000 can you get my appointed to some do nothing position in the Biden Administration?
$0
Why does Tim Dillon sound like trump
They both ny Irish dudes
@@AishxkdoesbsbdTrump ain't Irish
the great thing about this, its that he is not lying at all 😂
100k a pop
Wtf tim lmfao