Tim Dillon's AirBnB Saga

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  • Опубліковано 19 лют 2021
  • This clip is taken from the Joe Rogan Experience #1610 - Snowpocalypse with Tim Dillon. open.spotify.com/episode/3yLS...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @bullmoosemedia
    @bullmoosemedia 3 роки тому +2449

    Despite Tim's threats to burn their house down, can we all at least agree that is you are forced to pay over 400 bucks for a cleaning fee, leaving dirty dishes in the sink is completely and totally acceptable?

    • @trapchurches555
      @trapchurches555 3 роки тому +62

      Facts

    • @jefersonvilaede
      @jefersonvilaede 3 роки тому +69

      thats what the fee is for

    • @MrAstros53
      @MrAstros53 Рік тому +184

      Not gonna lie I would’ve done more than leave some dishes in the sink for $450 the black light would make them throw up

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt Рік тому +104

      I would have left dishes in the toilet, shit in the sink, glitter in the carpet, fish in the bathtub, and a live goat in the bed.

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead Рік тому +11

      That's so much!! Are you gonna wash away all my disappointment.

  • @GearsDemon
    @GearsDemon 3 роки тому +6880

    I'm siding with Tim on this one. $450 cleaning fee...

    • @bobbowie9350
      @bobbowie9350 3 роки тому +19

      Its a fake story

    • @wutflex
      @wutflex 3 роки тому +160

      He said it himself he wasn't kicked off because he left the dishes, he was kicked off because he used (probably derogatory language) towards somebody because of their sexual orientation.

    • @eoinbyrne9068
      @eoinbyrne9068 3 роки тому +8

      Nice pfp bro

    • @royalzak2670
      @royalzak2670 3 роки тому +315

      Exactly. Holy sh*t those lesbians are entitled. They literally asked for a good review after passively scorning the dude for leaving uncleaned dishes. What kind of vacation services demands that costumers must clean their dishes lol

    • @northwest4853
      @northwest4853 3 роки тому +24

      You sound like a pro noun

  • @RyanABC123
    @RyanABC123 2 роки тому +811

    He’s 1000% right the cleaning fee is a huge scam!

  • @bradleylabombard6052
    @bradleylabombard6052 3 роки тому +1165

    “I’m in the middle politically... and weight wise actually. In this state”😂😂

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. 2 роки тому +43

      He's not even joking either. I've never seen such huge humans. Texas isn't even as bad as parts of Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama. It's too hot to do anything outside and the food is the best so they just get huge lol. Can't really blame em if you've ever eaten southern food

    • @CoveringFish
      @CoveringFish 2 роки тому +2

      @@joel.ha. you also can’t say it’s the best if you’ve never left the south

    • @joel.ha.
      @joel.ha. 2 роки тому +10

      @@CoveringFish lolwut. I live in a van and travel full time. I've never left the US but I've covered more area in this country than most

    • @drewpac1765
      @drewpac1765 2 роки тому +13

      @@joel.ha. lol yea ive lived in california, Illinois, and now texas for the past 11 years. Nothing beats southern food

    • @trav3sty831
      @trav3sty831 2 роки тому

      Pure gold

  • @jbc242424
    @jbc242424 3 роки тому +1973

    "Oh, grow up and get a real drug problem..." Holy crap, that's gold.

    • @iToldYou922
      @iToldYou922 3 роки тому +18

      Yeah this guy is creative and a vibe 😂

    • @seanstamper1459
      @seanstamper1459 3 роки тому +8

      He has a bit on his podcast about it

    • @caleb-mk5tk
      @caleb-mk5tk 3 роки тому +6

      Search Tim Dillion Stop Smoking Weed 😂😂

    • @so-what5991
      @so-what5991 2 роки тому

      @@iToldYou922 he's a vibe?..... what a douche 🤣🤣

  • @TM-ro7lh
    @TM-ro7lh 3 роки тому +3042

    “I’m in a high-octane war with a few desert lesbians” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

  • @aureliamr3802
    @aureliamr3802 3 роки тому +486

    “I don’t understand what I’m looking at”
    “Correct”
    🤣🤣

    • @CA-ly7my
      @CA-ly7my 2 роки тому +7

      damn desert lesbians

    • @lauridsjensen7757
      @lauridsjensen7757 2 роки тому +1

      Had an out of body experience reading this exactly as it was said

    • @hotlinetech151
      @hotlinetech151 2 роки тому +1

      @@lauridsjensen7757 that’s happened to me once before and I’m glad I’m not the only one

    • @misscriss80
      @misscriss80 2 роки тому

      Lmao!!!

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 Рік тому

      @@hotlinetech151 look dude I know her profile pic is hot but damn

  • @televisionpilot3551
    @televisionpilot3551 2 роки тому +167

    If I’m paying $450, they’re going to be cleaning a lot more than dishes

    • @MagesseT1
      @MagesseT1 Рік тому +2

      They can clean the ceiling, steam-clean the curtains, get a new bedspread, and a real fireplace for $450.⁰⁰

    • @tupums
      @tupums 6 місяців тому

      Cleaning your gun is included too.

  • @waywardwritersinn1273
    @waywardwritersinn1273 3 роки тому +1548

    “Oh please. Get over yourself, take a Percocet at your office, get a real drug problem. Not everything has to take you into hyperspace.”
    -Tim Dillon

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono 3 роки тому +30

      Pill heads and coke heads do get a shit load done...

    • @SAFbikes
      @SAFbikes 3 роки тому +9

      Joe this whole time.. “I love stupid shit!”

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm 3 роки тому +3

      @@the_original_Bilb_Ono pills arent a type of drug. Lorazepam etc. won't make you productive

    • @bigcityclipz7033
      @bigcityclipz7033 3 роки тому +3

      he has a great rant about this. I'll if i can find it and put it on my channel.

    • @michaelrouse8664
      @michaelrouse8664 3 роки тому +14

      @@Cbd_7ohm depends who you are. It would make me more productive. Nice ill buzz able to relax and focus

  • @ethanwild3301
    @ethanwild3301 3 роки тому +2131

    *"450 cleaning fee"!! I would've shit on the floor😂*

    • @wutflex
      @wutflex 3 роки тому +20

      He didn't get kicked off because you left dishes he got kicked off because he used derogatory language because he was upset.

    • @SKY-wt2pp
      @SKY-wt2pp 3 роки тому +34

      So you were the one.... should rub your nose in it.

    • @adamcallaghan2135
      @adamcallaghan2135 3 роки тому +1

      Yeh

    • @mmjnice97
      @mmjnice97 3 роки тому +65

      I have a airb&b just posted my home... If I charge 450 for a cleaning fee I would clean that sh!t with a smile lol

    • @johne7123
      @johne7123 3 роки тому

      @@wutflex what did he say?

  • @JJt774
    @JJt774 Рік тому +101

    “Washing dishes that sounds relaxing” Tim Dillon’s ability to destroy a persons entire facade in one line is unmatched

  • @OneMeanArtist
    @OneMeanArtist 2 роки тому +202

    I'm with Tim on this one. $450 cleaning fee = they are cleaning *everything*

  • @SatansSimgma
    @SatansSimgma 3 роки тому +4321

    I love how Dillion being gay is like the 10th most interesting fact about him.

    • @joeyhampton5075
      @joeyhampton5075 3 роки тому +216

      He’s gay?

    • @mitchellcalkins3946
      @mitchellcalkins3946 3 роки тому +162

      Is he really gay? I’m shocked.

    • @joeyhampton5075
      @joeyhampton5075 3 роки тому +53

      @@mitchellcalkins3946 i guess so but maybe it’s a joke. Then again joe would get canceled for joking ab that so who knows

    • @duddysback3780
      @duddysback3780 3 роки тому +145

      @@joeyhampton5075 yeah Tim's gay

    • @pgorodiloff
      @pgorodiloff 3 роки тому +198

      Tim being gay is his 99th problem and a bitch ain’t one

  • @AbandonedExplained
    @AbandonedExplained 3 роки тому +2630

    How are they gonna charge $450 for the cleaning fee, then be upset when someone leaves their dishes? If im paying that much money for the cleaning fee, youre cleaning the dishes

    • @nickhousman6222
      @nickhousman6222 3 роки тому +112

      Facts

    • @mmjnice97
      @mmjnice97 3 роки тому +228

      I have an airb&b and if I can charge 450 for cleaning I would clean that sh!t with a smile😀😉

    • @sankadill
      @sankadill 3 роки тому +170

      That’s a lesbian thing

    • @markguthrie9901
      @markguthrie9901 3 роки тому +201

      If I paying that much for a cleaning fee they can flush the toilet too

    • @oldboy4271
      @oldboy4271 3 роки тому +118

      They want to charge you the fee yet expect you to not make a mess, completely unreasonable....

  • @Aziz-966
    @Aziz-966 2 роки тому +67

    “I didn’t invole Alex Jones, he will say Airbnb didn’t exist”
    Man I love Tim Dillon 😂😂

  • @lvjkb7026
    @lvjkb7026 3 роки тому +82

    "I even left them a tarter sauce"

  • @tonifresco6598
    @tonifresco6598 3 роки тому +754

    “You’re a Hollywood elitist I speak for Americans” 😂

  • @John_Redcorn_
    @John_Redcorn_ 3 роки тому +1874

    Tim’s right on this one. That room is the most souless living space i have ever seen. Exactly what i’d imagine two lesbians both named Karen would have.

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 3 роки тому +61

      Not One named Ellen??

    • @ryanroberts1104
      @ryanroberts1104 3 роки тому +87

      @@sethbishop6890 Kellen?

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 3 роки тому +14

      @@ryanroberts1104 absolutely if they have fused... But by then it's too late I'm afraid...

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 роки тому +6

      I'm delighted somebody comprehends what's correct

    • @christianmeza4529
      @christianmeza4529 3 роки тому +4

      I remember one is named Meeeeela

  • @eamonngeraghty5688
    @eamonngeraghty5688 2 роки тому +58

    “You loved it so much, you moved states.” lol Dillon so quick and casual with a great knock on joe’s argument.

  • @tchombre1992
    @tchombre1992 Рік тому +54

    If I'm paying $450 cleaning fee, I'm not doing the dishes. That simple. Hotels charge me nothing (I know it's worked into the room price) and I'm not washing the god damn towels before I leave. Get real Joe.

    • @fshhh
      @fshhh Рік тому

      just don’t use the service then. like they’re a business. don’t be a child. use a hotel if you don’t like air bnb

    • @tchombre1992
      @tchombre1992 Рік тому +6

      @@fshhh AirBnB is dying and this is why! I don’t mind paying $450 cleaning (though it is a lot) but I’m not going to be told I have to clean when I’m paying that fee. It’s not childish to expect a service when I pay for that very service.

    • @tylervictor8233
      @tylervictor8233 Рік тому +2

      @@fshhh how is expecting service that you paid for childish? That’s like calling an Uber paying the fee then Uber telling you no you can’t get your ride and to get off their app.

    • @illuminatiop745
      @illuminatiop745 Рік тому

      @@fshhh monkey brain understanding of running a successful business

    • @awsambdaman
      @awsambdaman 5 місяців тому

      @fishtexture797 this is exactly what people are doing, Airbnb used to be a fun alternative to hotels but now they’re just so expensive compared to hotels and they come with a laundry list of “chores” that can be really ridiculous sometimes. Like seriously? Washing the bedsheets before you checkout?? Like that’s not an acceptable thing to ask. “Take out the trash to the dumpster, strip the sheets, wash dishes, change thermostat” how about no. My wife and I used to love Airbnb but there’s really no benefit to using it over a hotel nowadays, and I think a lot of people feel the same way because Airbnb owners have gotten a little too used to “streamlining” their business at the expense of the customers’ experiences

  • @missKiki2012
    @missKiki2012 3 роки тому +1021

    I ran an airbnb. Clients are not obligated to clean. That's why there is a cleaning fee ffs. Yes, you can´t destroy shit, but you are allowed to leave a mess. ....just like a hotel.

    • @thewhitbyphotographer
      @thewhitbyphotographer 3 роки тому +12

      never advisable to tell someone you're gonna burn there house down, even if you are going to do that.

    • @leolattanzi1226
      @leolattanzi1226 3 роки тому +4

      Sooo at your B&B were your beds air mattresses on the floor , if so then i understand calling it an " air b&b " but if not & you have regular beds it's called a B&B . . . .

    • @frostbite1299
      @frostbite1299 3 роки тому +14

      And do you believe Tim is telling exactly what happened? Seriously guys you need to learn how people work.

    • @ZirconiumandKnox
      @ZirconiumandKnox 3 роки тому +15

      @@leolattanzi1226 The company is called Air b&b....

    • @leolattanzi1226
      @leolattanzi1226 3 роки тому +5

      @@ZirconiumandKnox ohh okay so you did have air mattresses as beds then

  • @slayermill8621
    @slayermill8621 3 роки тому +1601

    Tim: I violated some safety protocols.
    Joe: Which one?
    Tim: The safety one.

    • @jeffk1722
      @jeffk1722 2 роки тому +12

      Brilliant that he led us on with the dishes thing, and then 9:45 onward, cracks me up. It's like he organized the conversation itself to have this punchline.

    • @markbradley1015
      @markbradley1015 2 роки тому

      I was going to like your comment but your on 420 and didn't want to spoil it 🤘

    • @emosongsandreadalongs
      @emosongsandreadalongs Рік тому +13

      Joe: Which one is the safety one?
      Tim: The one where you can't threaten to burn down people's homes, I think
      I just about died laughing

    • @CariMachet
      @CariMachet Рік тому +1

      Crying 😭

    • @autocyclepc2001
      @autocyclepc2001 8 місяців тому

      As I read this he said it lmao 🤣

  • @preston7795
    @preston7795 2 роки тому +76

    Tim Dillion is basically a top tier person at this point. Tim will arguably go down as one of the best to ever live

  • @westpole
    @westpole 2 роки тому +77

    I love how Joe is trying to calm things down with airbnb and the two gals by saying "Tim's a good guy and I love what you've done with the place" with Tim in the background going "It looks like a FEMA tent..look at that!" Lmao

    • @MagesseT1
      @MagesseT1 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @absolutesemen
    @absolutesemen 3 роки тому +1067

    “Tony Hinchcliffe is a bird”
    Fucking dead

  • @jagerbombasstic
    @jagerbombasstic 3 роки тому +945

    “I speak for Americans, you Hollywood elitist” that shit got me

  • @picsbykeets739
    @picsbykeets739 3 роки тому +35

    "If I did DMT, Id see the aliens and try to sell them condos"- Tim Dillon

  • @turnermd1302
    @turnermd1302 3 роки тому +26

    "you love it so much you moved states" lmfao

  • @gregpoiboy
    @gregpoiboy 3 роки тому +766

    "Tony hinchcliff is a bird, he can perch on anything."
    😂😂❤️

    • @brandonzaba6808
      @brandonzaba6808 3 роки тому +16

      I feel like Tim had these insults prepped😂

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo7149
      @iwantsexseemyvideo7149 3 роки тому

      💋‼️

    • @ezm6153
      @ezm6153 3 роки тому +3

      That was funny ..... he's right ... what "normal" person could get comfortable in those silly retarded art piece chairs. Also love it when the silly fireplace was described as "a oven at chest level" .... lol

    • @user-os1fq8zk9c
      @user-os1fq8zk9c 3 роки тому

      ❌❌

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo654
      @iwantsexseemyvideo654 3 роки тому

      Homicide

  • @TairyHesticles
    @TairyHesticles 3 роки тому +1696

    "I used to do acid and go to a bar. Like a person."
    I feel that.

    • @justjaee546
      @justjaee546 3 роки тому +1

      You do acid bud

    • @TairyHesticles
      @TairyHesticles 3 роки тому +5

      @@justjaee546 Not anymore, no.

    • @princeroyal195
      @princeroyal195 2 роки тому +3

      "Like a person."
      "You are a person though."

    • @GarioTheRock
      @GarioTheRock 2 роки тому +4

      I felt that but in the: "I'm gonna waste 5 hours talking to a guy who is tripping and then regret my entire evening as I have achieved nothing other than my own irritation."
      How about you take acid and walk around a field or the woods, like a real human person as opposed to the borg-people of Amerikkka.

    • @TairyHesticles
      @TairyHesticles 2 роки тому +11

      @@GarioTheRock Why would you talk to someone you don't want to. It's a bar. Get up and walk away.

  • @sayno2lolzisback
    @sayno2lolzisback 10 місяців тому +60

    The two of them have incredible chemistry. Joe's anti humor, constant joke killing actually works with Tim's style as he constantly has to reframe and justify his rants.

    • @awsambdaman
      @awsambdaman 5 місяців тому +1

      Honestly so true people were mad at Rogan for killing the joke but Tim just wants to make Rogan laugh at that pushes him to be even funnier

  • @geehumphreys7376
    @geehumphreys7376 Рік тому +13

    1:19 always kills me 🤣 “Tony Hinchcliffe is a bird! He can perch on things”

  • @mammothorbust
    @mammothorbust 3 роки тому +696

    “I’m in a high octane war with a few desert lesbians” hahaha

    • @motzi6
      @motzi6 3 роки тому +9

      this mad me rolling on floor LMAO XD XD

    • @junnunaumanen6672
      @junnunaumanen6672 3 роки тому +4

      DIED 💀

    • @thesjkid2
      @thesjkid2 3 роки тому

      @@junnunaumanen6672 xx za

    • @zoetate414
      @zoetate414 3 роки тому

      Dude that had me crying

    • @tadeh1
      @tadeh1 3 роки тому

      Shiny and Chrome!

  • @malcolmk2878
    @malcolmk2878 3 роки тому +2333

    Joe doesn't realize that $450 doesn't equate to $4.50 for those of us who don't have a 375 trillion dollar Spotify deal.

    • @gutar5675
      @gutar5675 3 роки тому +282

      Seriously 450 dollars is an insane charge for cleaning. Hiring a maid shouldn't cost more than 150 bucks for a home, let alone some small art piece of an airbnb

    • @malcolmk2878
      @malcolmk2878 3 роки тому +4

      @iAmJoePop NachoDaddy "only".

    • @malcolmk2878
      @malcolmk2878 3 роки тому +4

      @iAmJoePop NachoDaddy Here I edited to make sure the satire is well understood.

    • @instapinas3789
      @instapinas3789 3 роки тому +5

      The place is expensive and that cleaning fee is from labor and the cleaning of an expensive place.

    • @jbrown3160
      @jbrown3160 3 роки тому

      @@malcolmk2878 you sound like a real hater🤣🤣😂 only 👀 get out his pockets& get into yours punk

  • @jimigrill
    @jimigrill 2 роки тому +8

    "High octane war with desert lesbians" my jaws hurt

  • @JP-rw5cd
    @JP-rw5cd Рік тому +16

    He can perch on things lmaoooooooooooooo bro that’s fucking gold tony is literally built like a budgie

  • @NickTWO111
    @NickTWO111 3 роки тому +3409

    Tim Dillion is quickly becoming my favourite human alive currently.

    • @whitexchina
      @whitexchina 3 роки тому +32

      Love that guy!
      Most comedians have just deeply disappointed me, the last couple of years.

    • @NickTWO111
      @NickTWO111 3 роки тому +4

      @@whitexchina agreed!

    • @HerbRasta
      @HerbRasta 3 роки тому +20

      He's growing on me like a hidden tumor.

    • @HiThere.ItsTom
      @HiThere.ItsTom 3 роки тому +6

      He’s a whiner. That’s the whole act.

    • @apodolsky08
      @apodolsky08 3 роки тому

      Word!

  • @daveco1270
    @daveco1270 3 роки тому +395

    "Tony Hinchcliffe is a bird...he can perch on things. I'm a human being." Tim Dillon cracks me up.

    • @pslim68
      @pslim68 2 роки тому +2

      Dead.....lol

    • @stankj011
      @stankj011 2 роки тому +7

      An American human being

    • @GypsiAAA
      @GypsiAAA 10 місяців тому

      Tim is the best, holy shit that was so spontaneously funny. Dude is quick with it

  • @markskonecki2050
    @markskonecki2050 3 роки тому +51

    I love when Joe says I like it! and the way tim says sarcastically "of course you do!" I was cracking up, tim is so damn funny!

  • @mikeusher2831
    @mikeusher2831 3 роки тому +53

    I literally had the same conversation with my gf this weekend. We went to Connecticut and got an Air BnB and I had to pay $80 cleaning fee and the dude asked me to do the dishes. I wouldn't do it on principle especially because there was so few. It is ridiculous to charge $80 cleaning fee for a little apartment and demand I wash dishes: I made more dishes out of principle it was still only about 7 dishes.

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Рік тому +13

      It's a weird space. Airbnb used to be about sharing part of someone's house for a bit. Cheap way to stay somewhere. Now it's largely this cheugy elitist BS ... overpriced commercial trash and predatory landlordism while still insisting "you're just a friend staying over for the night." They want it both ways. Pick a lane, Airbnb. You don't get to charge absurd cleaning fees but then expect people to clean everything themselves

    • @acmebrainsurgery
      @acmebrainsurgery Рік тому +2

      Good man!👍

    • @pault6347
      @pault6347 Рік тому

      Every one of these damn new exciting service apps is the same way.... whether it be Airbnb or the food delivery ones or Tinder bumble........ they all started great and then quickly doe head first into a canyon of money grubbing manipulation. Beyond disgusting. "Oh we're the newwww young developers we're GOOD we're not like boomers we GET IT we're here to help" yeah in Tim's words go swallow a desert eagle ya pieces of shit

    • @MagesseT1
      @MagesseT1 Рік тому

      😂

    • @bajjajajbajjjajaj6473
      @bajjajajbajjjajaj6473 8 місяців тому +1

      “I didn’t do it on principle because there was so few” is a funny way of saying you’re too lazy to do a few dishes

  • @JakeMMcCoy
    @JakeMMcCoy 3 роки тому +551

    Joe: “I love it”
    Tim: “yeah, you love it so much you moved states”
    ☠️☠️☠️

  • @JoshRoweice
    @JoshRoweice 3 роки тому +430

    "I'm a fan of pill heads and coke heads. I like people who are productive." lol

    • @jasrob009
      @jasrob009 3 роки тому +19

      The more I listen to Tim the more I have in common with him. Washing dishes for $450 sounds like a fucking deal.

  • @amandacollyer645
    @amandacollyer645 2 роки тому +10

    "I violated a safety protocol."
    "What safety protocol?"
    "The one where you threaten to burn down their house."

  • @levipeters2058
    @levipeters2058 2 роки тому +105

    Ironically, Rogan has done more for comedians then any other human and at the same time the absolute worst audience for a funny person.

  • @meganandersson5406
    @meganandersson5406 3 роки тому +1047

    Lmao I live for Tim telling Joe he’s an elitist and Tim represents real America who makes hotdogs. Appreciate that Tim 😂

    • @marcod5027
      @marcod5027 Рік тому +5

      Everyday Americans, who can pay 1200 dollar for a sleepover

    • @gabrielsilvas692
      @gabrielsilvas692 Рік тому +1

      Tim Dillon loves high end stuff so much but I see what you're saying lol

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 Рік тому +13

      The house was absolutely tasteless trash and Joe's hilarious for defending it

    • @badguacamole3709
      @badguacamole3709 10 місяців тому +2

      Real American men who get rim
      jobs by other Real America Men

  • @alibenkhalid4192
    @alibenkhalid4192 3 роки тому +390

    "i love it"
    "you loved it so much that you left the state"
    thank you, tim...

    • @707romo707
      @707romo707 3 роки тому +43

      Tim always comes with the uppercut. I sat through the Whitney Cummings podcast just kuz he was in it and he fucking buried her a couple of times.

    • @noregi722
      @noregi722 3 роки тому +26

      Joe deserves this type of reaction

    • @roadblock0210
      @roadblock0210 3 роки тому +6

      @@707romo707 god I really don't like her at all.

    • @alibenkhalid4192
      @alibenkhalid4192 3 роки тому +15

      @@707romo707 that's exactly the thing about Tim, if he knows you he won't let you off the hook.
      joe on the other hand is the exact opposite, an example is when Whitney said she was "all natural" LOL

    • @demun6065
      @demun6065 3 роки тому +2

      Joe went on an annoying, interrupting, contradicting rant there. At 6:00.

  • @rozzziee6525
    @rozzziee6525 Рік тому +12

    " you loved it so much you moved states."
    Tim Dillon is one of the funniest dudes out there

  • @juliagarcia9854
    @juliagarcia9854 Рік тому +16

    I love how Joe is just getting him riled up and enjoying every moment of it haha

  • @TheGms24
    @TheGms24 3 роки тому +367

    That cleaning fee is so obnoxious and legit why i stopped using airbnb

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 роки тому

      It's very spectacular there are some people that discern what's what

    • @TheZachary86
      @TheZachary86 3 роки тому +2

      How bout you find a home without the cleaning fee?

    • @CODomingo
      @CODomingo 3 роки тому +1

      I wonder which is better, airbnb or a motel.

    • @TipsyFGC
      @TipsyFGC 3 роки тому +8

      Honesty, it depends. I’ve had air BNb’s that were like a mini palace and i had an air b&b where. I had to climb a ladder to access the room because I wasn’t allowed to access any other room in their house.

    • @Fika_Break
      @Fika_Break 3 роки тому +10

      I used to always Airbnb when visiting a town but they tack on so many fees these days that I’ve been using hotels a lot more.

  • @kellypitts8481
    @kellypitts8481 3 роки тому +396

    “I’m an American human”. I freaking love Tim

  • @tryagain4671
    @tryagain4671 2 роки тому +9

    This is over the top hilarious...I could watch this clip once a day and never tire of it..

  • @Rob-dp3vr
    @Rob-dp3vr 2 роки тому +19

    Part of the problem with the cleaning fee is how and when you find out. I had one experience where the fee wasn't mentioned until the very last second before you paid. Another time, it wasn't mentioned at all, but added to the bill. We didn't see it until the receipt invoice was emailed.
    Not all of the rentals have that fee, so when you're comparing prices, you can easily be mislead. So you start off pissed off, or at least, annoyed about the fee. And if you're clean and responsible people like me and my wife, the fee just feels like phoney pricing. So I can see how people may want to get their money's worth out of that fee. It's like you are paying for the right to not have to clean. You paid for a cleaning person to come in and clean up for you. They set a negative tone, and it feels like trickery. They could just add it in the price and not say anything. But they want to seem cheaper, get you excited, get you committed then boom...another $450 you weren't thinking about. So when you stay, you're like F it, I paid for cleaning, so let them clean.

  • @FrostbiteRep
    @FrostbiteRep 3 роки тому +187

    For a 450$ cleaning fee, I'm taking a dump in the sink.

  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones 3 роки тому +4960

    Joe damn near refuses to joke around anymore. He always has to take the super serious side of every argument. You'd think he would act like a comedian every now and then.

    • @bobbowie9350
      @bobbowie9350 3 роки тому +433

      He's not funny anyway

    • @TomTomTom87
      @TomTomTom87 3 роки тому +479

      He does it when the other "comedian" is funnier than him

    • @rayrd3927
      @rayrd3927 3 роки тому +219

      Jesus Christ you didn’t even watch the full podcast stfu lmao.

    • @ChristianStewart007
      @ChristianStewart007 3 роки тому +535

      You guys know Joe is playing the straight man in this bit? Do you understand comedy?

    • @Rocknroll-ig5iy
      @Rocknroll-ig5iy 3 роки тому +96

      @@TomTomTom87 good point he does do that, you can tell that he probably has to write for hours to do a set he’s not really a natural comedian like Tim Dillion or Joey Diaz or Theo von and several others that can make you laugh just by saying a random funny sentence without even trying

  • @Czechmate88
    @Czechmate88 2 роки тому +9

    “Tony Hinchcliffe is a bird. He can PERCH on things”
    Howling rn

  • @jacksonhollingsworth974
    @jacksonhollingsworth974 10 місяців тому +6

    This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched. When he said he threatened to burn their house down I lost it

  • @ricardodelorenzo3954
    @ricardodelorenzo3954 3 роки тому +310

    "I even left them a tartar sauce"
    Tim Dillon is an angelic human being.

    • @renae4091
      @renae4091 3 роки тому +2

      Best comment!!!

    • @legendary__soap6806
      @legendary__soap6806 3 роки тому +4

      I read this comment right as he said it in the video it was beautiful

    • @mattmolloy636
      @mattmolloy636 3 роки тому

      @Ba Goai why do you keep spamming random Vietnamese videos?

  • @awpz0r
    @awpz0r 3 роки тому +184

    After a 450 cleaning fee, you would be lucky if there aren't shit stains on the walls.

    • @YoGranDaddyEvil
      @YoGranDaddyEvil 3 роки тому +1

      Do that in the building where I live and the front gates would stay locked until you either get back inside and clean that shit up or wait for the ambulance to pick you to take care of those broken legs. Been so many problems with AirBnB that clients must hand over the keys before they can leave. Thanks to Covid the building has been so nice and quiet.

    • @gabrielhogan6251
      @gabrielhogan6251 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mykemac8068
    @mykemac8068 3 роки тому +29

    Everytime Dillon has been a guest on this show, I laugh my ass off. Maybe I need to start watching his podcast 🤔

  • @NotJosephMuscat
    @NotJosephMuscat 2 роки тому +4

    Tim Dillion is the only rational person left.

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 3 роки тому +570

    I love Tim Dillon. He's like a thinner, funnier, and less gay Bert Kreischer.

    • @Jenna-xt7ni
      @Jenna-xt7ni 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah bert went straight pussy but doesn’t realize his brand is the opposite

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 3 роки тому +29

      Bert is awful. I can’t listen to him doing his whiny fake voice.

    • @zacbouch42
      @zacbouch42 3 роки тому +35

      @@michaelj6392 im sorry, but the russian mafia story is one of the most overrated bit in comedy.

    • @Pubtomfoolery
      @Pubtomfoolery 3 роки тому +9

      @@zacbouch42 15 minutes to hear the line "fuck that bitch, this is Russia.". I'm dubious they even said that.

    • @thedukeofchutney468
      @thedukeofchutney468 3 роки тому +4

      @@zacbouch42 It’s a funny story and a great bit especially if you didn’t know about it before. That said, I agree that it’s kinda overrated and people hype it up way too much.

  • @mindgames9614
    @mindgames9614 3 роки тому +320

    “I violated some safety protocols”
    “Which ones?”
    “The kind where you threaten to burn down their building”

    • @reginaldklewis
      @reginaldklewis 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @dicktracy3331
    @dicktracy3331 3 роки тому +11

    “Tony Hinchcliffe is a bird” 🤣

  • @nocturnalferalguitarist
    @nocturnalferalguitarist 3 роки тому +550

    I gotta give credit where its due, Timmy has approached savage level funny

  • @newyorknole2225
    @newyorknole2225 3 роки тому +323

    Its really nice that Tim could go on Joe Rogan's podcast to help boost Joe's audience.

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 роки тому +7

      It makes me quite cheerful a person besides myself comprehends this

    • @benmeneley4698
      @benmeneley4698 3 роки тому +3

      Joes podcast should take off pretty soon...

    • @user-tu2dr3ny6x
      @user-tu2dr3ny6x 3 роки тому +2

      Wait, I thought was the Tim Dillon Experience... You're telling me Joe has a show now? Wow Tim's really inspiring these young up and comers to chase their dreams. What a great man.

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo2053
      @iwantsexseemyvideo2053 3 роки тому

      🔴🔴

    • @Txb4g
      @Txb4g 3 роки тому +5

      @Red Black totally agree. I like Joe but for me he's not funny. Even checked some of his stand up and nothing special.
      His podcasts are way more entertaining.

  • @sshuggi
    @sshuggi Рік тому +19

    Tim's podcast is already 10/10, but something about being on the JRE makes him go supercritical.

  • @TheBeanBandito
    @TheBeanBandito 2 роки тому +6

    “I used to do acid and go to the bar like a person” dying laughing 🤣🤣

  • @FoxFireUnlimited
    @FoxFireUnlimited 3 роки тому +396

    "He'll say the AirBnB didn't exist..."
    Just killed me.

    • @jakesnacks1149
      @jakesnacks1149 Рік тому

      That was an awesome off the cuff line 😆

  • @truth6323
    @truth6323 3 роки тому +226

    Tim Dillion is the only guest that's not afraid to give Joe Rogan s***.

    • @agfb4039
      @agfb4039 3 роки тому +12

      Burr

    • @illuddivinus3309
      @illuddivinus3309 3 роки тому +1

      Because other than burr and chapelle they all suck.

    • @literallyshaking8019
      @literallyshaking8019 3 роки тому

      Malice, Joey Diaz, Steven Crowder

    • @alicedoors4826
      @alicedoors4826 3 роки тому

      Now he is, I feel like Tim is slowly changing his tune. In the earlier podcasts, Joe would talk and Tim would nod along as his yes man occasionally adding to the conversation.

  • @vincec8876
    @vincec8876 3 роки тому +21

    “I even left them a tarter sauce, and said use it” 😂

  • @surge3158
    @surge3158 11 місяців тому +3

    "grow up and get a real drug problem" lmfao I gotta watch this whole thing

  • @northwest4853
    @northwest4853 3 роки тому +433

    I’ve watched Timmy Dillon tell this story on no less than 3 different podcasts and each time was hilarious Joe really Opie’d this riff.

    • @christianhernandez4279
      @christianhernandez4279 3 роки тому +106

      I seriously don’t ever want to hear Rogan talk about “the craft of comedy” when he can’t even recognize Tim’s AirBNB story is hilarious and just steps all over it.

    • @northwest4853
      @northwest4853 3 роки тому +11

      Maybe you’re right and I hope that’s the case but the biased part of me thinks that joe feels the need to indulge the extreme left due to his being bought by a left wing company like Spotify

    • @Goldenvibesss
      @Goldenvibesss 3 роки тому +9

      I just realized people spend thousands of dollars to spend the night on a used mattress.

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono 3 роки тому +2

      @@Goldenvibesss You sleep on disposable mattresses? Buy a new mattress each night? Lol

    • @tylerflowers7552
      @tylerflowers7552 3 роки тому +1

      @@the_original_Bilb_Ono lol right

  • @DrizzyJones1
    @DrizzyJones1 3 роки тому +1210

    I love Tim Dillon. He did nothing wrong.

    • @frostbite1299
      @frostbite1299 3 роки тому +12

      I love Dillon but that doesn't mean he was right. He has probably twisted the story, like we all do.

    • @scottrobertson1880
      @scottrobertson1880 3 роки тому +17

      Yes or yes

    • @machinesandthings7121
      @machinesandthings7121 3 роки тому +7

      🤣 I can think of another white guy who did nothing wrong. He was also a very exuberant, and enthusiastic speaker just like Tim.

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 роки тому +7

      I wish him well.

    • @jwwarrington1
      @jwwarrington1 3 роки тому +10

      I hate Tim Dillon. He did everything wrong.

  • @xxBONGHUNTER420xx
    @xxBONGHUNTER420xx 5 місяців тому +2

    Joe using devil’s advocate 😂😂😂and Tim knowing makes 100x better

  • @samday1848
    @samday1848 2 роки тому +2

    I love to watch Tim and Joe together they have a great bond x

  • @John-mf6ky
    @John-mf6ky 3 роки тому +252

    Tim has steadily been becoming my favorite comic lately.

  • @_JEBUS
    @_JEBUS 3 роки тому +346

    "I speak for Americans who make hotdogs and dont clean the dishes when we have to pay a cleaning fee" Lol

    • @taharris93
      @taharris93 3 роки тому +17

      And he left them a tarter sauce

    • @bullmoosemedia
      @bullmoosemedia 3 роки тому +3

      He is speaking for fat, 72 year old Boomer father.
      If he is forced to pay a 450 dollar cleaning fee, he is making a mess on purpose.
      "I am creating a job by leaving a mess."

    • @DunceCapSyndrome
      @DunceCapSyndrome 2 роки тому +12

      @@bullmoosemedia Literally not his point. You’re gonna eat food, and leave the dishes there. He’s not going out of his way to make a mess. It’s something that would’ve been there regardless.

    • @fruitgum9619
      @fruitgum9619 2 роки тому +1

      @@bullmoosemedia uh what

  • @michaelmcconnell7615
    @michaelmcconnell7615 3 роки тому +8

    "These women don't get jokes" lol. Every straight guy ever

  • @weizhongxianfumariobeans7788
    @weizhongxianfumariobeans7788 3 роки тому +4

    Tim is finally getting more recognition!
    Rogan got him on so many times in a short time span. He's a favorite

  • @GnarbledDeebies
    @GnarbledDeebies 3 роки тому +216

    Joe: "I dont understand what I'm lookin at."
    Tim: "Correct."
    I had to go back 5 secs and hear that again.

  • @dominic9907
    @dominic9907 3 роки тому +442

    “youre a hollywood elitist”😂.. that was a deep jab, joe

    • @paddypeet3878
      @paddypeet3878 3 роки тому +12

      He’s not lying tho that 100 milly scoped him out as a one of the enemies 😭😭😭😭

    • @yosef2979
      @yosef2979 3 роки тому +1

      watch owen benjamin

    • @YungJackTorrance
      @YungJackTorrance 3 роки тому

      @@yosef2979 completely forgot about Owen Benjamin

    • @jeolijasandrine5822
      @jeolijasandrine5822 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/uhvJuLjeDYk/v-deo.html

    • @samantharondeau4580
      @samantharondeau4580 3 роки тому

      @iAmJoePop NachoDaddy you have the entirety of the internet at your disposal you can find out who owen is way easier than comment asking haha. I mean your ON youtube. Type it in you wont be disappointed

  • @elliottnelson1156
    @elliottnelson1156 Рік тому

    I adore this. I will be reliving this as often as possible.

  • @benmiller7690
    @benmiller7690 2 роки тому +12

    Tim dillon is my favourite person, he's one of the few guests that calls joe on his bullshit and on his podcast he takes the piss out of joe when he does stupid things unlike anyone else

  • @nawaf7194
    @nawaf7194 3 роки тому +77

    This entire clip was funny but I lost it when he said Alex Jones would say the airbnb didn't exist hahaha

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 роки тому +1

      Tim + Alex could sit up there in Texas, spit-roasting Rogan between them like a pair of Coyotes playing with a Stretch Armstrong Doll. What happens when unstoppable force meets unverified fact? Joe's right there with a "Jamie, pull up that picture of Connie Chung again"

    •  3 роки тому +1

      4 - 1?

    • @nawaf7194
      @nawaf7194 3 роки тому +1

      @ haha why you gotta bring that up. At this point I'm not even getting mad just disappointed...

  • @Notjay95
    @Notjay95 3 роки тому +377

    Joe steps on Tim’s jokes as bad as he steps on Theo von’s

    • @speedsterautowerks1222
      @speedsterautowerks1222 3 роки тому +32

      He dOes that when he feel threatened

    • @Notjay95
      @Notjay95 3 роки тому +8

      @michael murillo comedian. Check out his podcast, “this past weekend”

    • @stephenlovelace9081
      @stephenlovelace9081 3 роки тому +29

      But theo always finds a way to get his jokes off. Theo is a boss

    • @MichaelWutsch
      @MichaelWutsch 3 роки тому +2

      Tim and theo together??

    • @KaninTuzi
      @KaninTuzi 3 роки тому +32

      Theo is the only lesbian that Tim gets along with

  • @pipandkip
    @pipandkip 2 роки тому +3

    “Tony Hinchcliff is a bird!” said with such annoyance, like “obviously!” 🤣

  • @bubba_good
    @bubba_good 3 роки тому

    Fantastic clip!

  • @eliasmcgriff6
    @eliasmcgriff6 3 роки тому +275

    if i’m paying a “cleaning fee” when they should be cleaning the shit anyways i’m leaving a mess too. Especially $450 that’s like the price of the airbnb if not more

    • @mcseedat
      @mcseedat 3 роки тому +17

      Those two don't get how business works
      If they think they can charge people for a service and don't expect.to do it. that is fraud and theft.
      They should be charged and fined
      These sjw can't be allowed into the business arena, livelihoods are at risk here and u can't allow this. U just cant. Close them down before that becomes a norm and the consumers suffer. Lucky tim is rich enough to afford 450 for something he didn't use. Very few can

    • @financialliteracy6490
      @financialliteracy6490 3 роки тому

      @@mcseedat honestly, how you bring SJW's into the ridiculous tech bro capitalist BS is amusing...Now run along and yank it to your picture of Elon Musk while you lament "elitists"

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah! $450 is a lot of money..!🤔

    • @mcseedat
      @mcseedat 3 роки тому +7

      @@evanabbott2737 its a lot of money for cleaning
      In fact if you are more socially aware you'd know it's a lot of money for all those homeless people all over Cali
      I meant liberal, don't know why I wrote Sjw.
      And if you so rich I'll give you my account details to send me $450. I'm sure behind your keyboard you can act all rich. typical fucking bullshitter. I can do a lot with that money since I'm poor

    • @Alex-ih9lc
      @Alex-ih9lc 3 роки тому +2

      @@financialliteracy6490 Because it takes a smoothed brain to operate your business so incorrectly, apparently 2 in this case.
      -and when we’re talkin’ smooth brains, SJW is a given.

  • @MarcelJ17
    @MarcelJ17 3 роки тому +82

    If those ladies would’ve just kept their mouths shut...

    • @mikelapointe6095
      @mikelapointe6095 3 роки тому +6

      Her last thoughts were I should've kept my mouth shut. Funny/sad.

    • @royalzak2670
      @royalzak2670 3 роки тому +11

      Expecting women not to have the last word lol

    • @bizinsky
      @bizinsky 3 роки тому +3

      Yes or yes

    • @ryan7187
      @ryan7187 3 роки тому

      Best comment ever

    • @marlon811
      @marlon811 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂 best comment

  • @pizzaboynizza1
    @pizzaboynizza1 Рік тому +1

    This is the best back and forth I’ve seen on this podcast, lol

  • @stevejones8550
    @stevejones8550 2 роки тому +11

    Tim is one of the only people that regularly have me laugh out loud. The other two are Sam tripoli, and Theo Vaughn. Everyone else just makes me chuckle on the inside.

  • @MockeryManor
    @MockeryManor 3 роки тому +126

    Joe: “I don’t understand what I’m looking at”
    Tim: “Correct”
    🤣🤣😆

  • @peepeepoopoo2749
    @peepeepoopoo2749 3 роки тому +68

    What does joe know about decor? His studio is an intergalactic fleshlight that’s rose red. That couch wasn’t made for anyone past 25 pounds

    • @jayhofer6473
      @jayhofer6473 3 роки тому +5

      Joe likes it because hes 3 ft and weights about 25 pounds

    • @duddysback3780
      @duddysback3780 3 роки тому

      Jesus 😂

  • @HG0104
    @HG0104 2 роки тому +8

    Love how Tim keeps looking at the camera like it’s his show 😂

  • @thatanimator2724
    @thatanimator2724 7 місяців тому +1

    this was amazing

  • @gobabawonan2199
    @gobabawonan2199 3 роки тому +392

    This was a fun interaction - Joe is clearly pushing Tim because it's funny to see Tim upset - look how much he's laughing!! Plenty of comedy to be found

    • @hansoloburger2322
      @hansoloburger2322 2 роки тому +23

      It’s amazing how many people in this comment section don’t understand joe is fuckin with Tim to wind him up

    • @hazylarry9390
      @hazylarry9390 2 роки тому +2

      Joe was being his typical "how do you know ______, you don't know" pedantic ass, self.

    • @chiefwawawa
      @chiefwawawa 2 роки тому +3

      @@hansoloburger2322 when this clip came out all the top comments were trashing Joe for "not getting the joke", he does miss some jokes, but he fully understood the assignment here. Timmy is on fire when hes riled up

    • @hansoloburger2322
      @hansoloburger2322 2 роки тому +3

      @@chiefwawawa it’s one of those weird scenarios where people love to watch somebody to talk shit on them. It’s quite ironic the people that talk about joe missing jokes yet they’ve quite clearly missed that joe is purposely playing with Tim

  • @jackdenihan5333
    @jackdenihan5333 3 роки тому +64

    I spoke to my lawyer, he said leave it alone😂

  • @darkdrumhead
    @darkdrumhead 3 роки тому

    this was very enjoyable :)

  • @izzybelisle3550
    @izzybelisle3550 2 роки тому

    This is amazing content

  • @beasthunt
    @beasthunt 3 роки тому +142

    "And even weight wise"
    The delivery is top notch.