Tim Dillon Show: Funerals
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2019
- Taken from episode 167- "Beach Corpse"
Tim rants about why funerals are one of his favorite events. Make sure to invite him the next time you know someone in a mass shooting!
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Someone said... Tim is like Alex Jones if alex had drank the water that turns the frogs gay.
I have also seen that posted somewhere but I don’t know who the OP was
Hate men who like men
Bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So accurate
Tims the kinda guy to go to AA meetings for the coffee
This really cracked me up
@Atlantis Rising as bob
Imagine having to go to rehab for caffeine addiction and being taken out of AA for it, then going back on booze and a constant cycle with that.
Cocaines a helluva drug
I do that.
I recommend that you attend an Irish funeral in your lifetime. There is a saying, An IRISH funeral is better then an English wedding
Now that I think about it I've enjoyed bad funerals more than "good" weddings. The person who is in the casket isnt worried you are going to ruin their day lol.
I'm Irish too so that's probly why I relate
Lol Tim is primarily Irish so I’m sure he’s been to a few Irish funerals, and that’s why he enjoys them so much
Than
@@thescoobymike probably
I'll never forget me and my cousin's laughing at my uncles wake as we could see his nose poking out of the coffin when we sat down. He had a nose like a hawk 😂
I’ve gone down a Tim Dillon rabbit hole after watching him on Joe Rogan. How does he not have his own tv show. I laugh out loud in my car. It’s tough to make me do that.
If he was around 20 years ago, he would have owned.
For real I think the same thing man
Why doesn’t he have his own tv show? Life in the big city.
Uh.....Because nobody owns a tv? Dude is exactly where he needs to be. Independent forever .
TV show? ok boomer
Tim is priceless, if there’s funnier I haven’t seen them.
And the best part is he's funniest when he's going off the top.
@Troy PS 👌👌👌
Cum town robocop batman
If their is someone funnier then Tim I would actually be scared to listen to them. Iv never been more serious about a statement.
@@Williamsdshs11 yeah was gonna suggest mullen 😂🤣. Different people but equally fucking hilarious
Funerals are like the day after 9 11.
The perspective it gives people takes away all the pointless emotions and feelings in life. It’s a reminder of the simplicity of life. It changes the way people treat each other, even if it is just for the day, it’s a refreshing reset button.
Well said
"More shrimp cocktails for us" 😂😂
I agree. People are emotionally vulnerable, more honest, and open.
Like everyone has taken mdma😂finally😂😂
When I die I want Tim Dillon at my funeral
And just roast the fuck out of you, but only your friends get it
I wish that for you.
Tim will def die before anyone here
His attitude brings me a lightness that nothing else can
My mother's side is Jewish and I remember going to her Uncle's wake as a child. My cousins bursted out laughing when the Rabbi started speaking in Hebrew, which quickly spread to me, and I was quickly dragged out by my parents as everyone looked at us in horror. Good times
I don't care who you are if you hear Hebrew when you aren't expecting it you're gonna laugh.
Jews don't do wakes
Hearing strange languages in moments of seriousness may or may not be some of the funniest shit of all time.
LOL. I have joked before about how much I love the egg salad sandwiches after the funeral. From my experience they are exceptionally delicious.
Dude I remember in Catholic Mass every time the kid rang the bell my brothers and I would just crack up. That laugh that you try so hard to hide and then you burst out laughing. My mom would say, "that's the devil laughing inside you." Made us laugh even more.
Exorcise that shit, it's not funny
As someone who grew up going to Catholic Mass every Sunday and would be much to scared to laugh during church for fear of the wrath of the momma, that's hilarious
I remember dying of laughter during mass because my cousin pointed out that the Father had an Apple Watch. It was amazing 😂
This is obviously hilarious but he's right. My grandmother's funeral was one of the best days of my life
Tim needs a prime time news show. He should be the PBS newshour.
"I wanna see it going into the ground. THATS when it's poetic." 🤣
"Maybe you bum a smoke" that hit hard
You know, Tim's just a guy that really understands life.
Levity aside death teaches you a lot about life.
Celebrate that shit.
They're no longer in the meat grinder
This whole topic was very philosophical
Truth
Mmmmm that sweet release of death 😩😩😩😩 can’t wait
Hope you can make it to my grandmas funeral this weekend. It should be a good time
On eagles wings is a top 5 song of all time
I'm 22, been to over 20 funerals, and only 1 wedding.. people tell me this isn't normal
😂😂😂😂😂 are you killing these people?
One of the best rants of Tim
Absolutely insightful, and funny.
Now that i see it like that, What he say makes a lot of sence
Dude you are savage love your work its funny real
LoL, this is true. I haven't seen family members in years but at the funeral we reconnect and exchange phone numbers then it's another 8yrs before I see them again. 😅
Seriously this is just amazing 👏 🙌 😍 ❤
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard lol I’ve never related to something so much. Completely true. Funerals are great. Not to mention if your job gives you off work for bereavement time it’s that much sweeter.
This is brilliant, hilarious, and true.
It was when he started singing Eagles Wings for me. The Catholics know what I’m talkin about.
This is a dark take even for timmy
On eagles wings is my fucking jam
My grandma liked funerals. It was a great social time for her.
RIP Carl Ruiz I loved watching him
Being irish I love a good funeral, you can get feed, get drunk and have a great laugh at them
"My lover's got humor
She's the giggle at a funeral"
Perfect stand up bit
Ben has the best job in the world
The thing about weddings is that you need to invite the divorce attorney. Have them in the wedding party by the alter.
I die when he talks about shit from Long Island. He describes it so well. The ppl so we’ll. I grew up 3 towns south of Tim.
Reminds me of Fight Club. Feeding off the suffering of others
Also just lost a very close friend, the 5th one this year..
Jokes aside, he’s actually right. I too find myself taking life for granted and going to funerals helps me understand how short life is
Tim dillon, I love you
Tim d. Is like Chris Farley and Alex Jones thrown in a pit made to fight to the death and Tim climbs out!!
spoken like an Irishman... Irish wakes and funerals are the best
After I retired I went to funerals and had great free meals afterwards on the families.
Let's face it Tim. You want a NICE DAY OUT with a few morals, some singing and most of all FOOD.
You should delete one of these
This needs to stay at 0 dislikes
but ONE person just had to ruin it for ALL OF US
I bet if you didn't say anything...it would've stayed at ZERO....people just love to go against the grain
I live on LI I will invite Tim to my funeral
I agree I like funerals also.
I actually kinda relate and that concerns me
People would just DIEEEE
💘
I swear you’re my fucking spirit animal
Savage
Irish people love a good funeral it's so strange haha
I agree about funerals. I am a death doula and I put the “fun” in funerals plus I’m a female listener. #twobirds
I used to think funerals were fun until I started working at a funeral home. 8 years later and I’m apathetic towards a lot of shit haha
Truth in Jest ❤❤❤
Thank you Mr.Dillon
I hope you come to my funeral if i Die before you, big Fan 🫡
My sister in law's mom goes to funerals of people she doesn't know all the time.
ben has the best job in the world
It’s not comedy. It’s philosophy, but funny philosophy.
Tim is the funniest comedian around!
porch tim was best tim
He's a real Irish catholic
Dead lmao
Tim you JUST NEED TO GET A GOOD CHURCH that gives you food after. There's PLENTY like that. Especially in Australia.
Nobody should live in Australia
Sucks when you're the one suppose to be married to the funeral that you attend way too early. Also don't leave The Cure in your songlist, they'll fuck you up as well.
Nice means ignorant.
Ben is too skinny to be drinking zero calorie soda in front of Tim
Chef Ruiz was beyond reproach!
why is that dude laughing silently like a psychopath?
Tim Dillon, would you consider coming to the scattering of my father’s ashes? We intend to charter a boat, get shitfaced, and then dump him in the waters of Huntington Beach, CA (date TBD, definitely in 2021)
I like funerals too. Death is a beautiful thing.
I oddly agree with this
truf
Call me crazy, but I prefer it when someone I know doesn’t die.
That's your takeaway from this sermon??
Puerto Ricans don't cry at funerals they dance and pick up women.
Great Redpilling
Gosh people still follow red pill? Fuck that's hilarious
@@GrandDP44 What do you even mean? The word never died
Tim reminds me of chris Farley.
Tim HAS to have some kind of cancer in his birth chart♋️
?
Oh he’s a true Aquarius ♒️
Shane is one of the casualties of this lame cancel culture social media war.
I cannot stand looking at Ben’s smug face, he just reeks of pompous self absorbed micromanager.
He abuses tim behind the scenes.
kids shouldnt die
The new Alex Jones......yuck
You love tim🥰🥰
I lost my girlfriend to suicide due to her father killing her mother when she was 13. Tim you are a horrible human being. You have no idea how this video has made my life
Tim had nothing to do with your tragedy
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