Tim Dillon Can't Get Enough Of Xiao Xiao

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  • Опубліковано 30 лис 2023
  • Tik Tok has become a sideshow and Tim's here for it.
    Full episode: • The Chinese D’Amelios ...
    Tour dates: www.timdilloncomedy.com/
    Bonus episodes every week: / thetimdillonshow
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  • @KH-nm9xg
    @KH-nm9xg 6 місяців тому +166

    We wish them well.

  • @rdcruick
    @rdcruick 6 місяців тому +60

    No one gives me existential anxiety like Tim Dillon, but somehow I can't stop listening

    • @user-ek9hg3ip9h
      @user-ek9hg3ip9h 6 місяців тому +3

      I get existential anxiety also, but it eventually morphs into a peaceful sleep somehow.

  • @sirg-had8821
    @sirg-had8821 6 місяців тому +22

    Is a real knife fight out there.

  • @GuyDownTheSt
    @GuyDownTheSt 6 місяців тому +7

    "There's no one in this province of China." Probably has like 10M people lol

  • @irvingfr33
    @irvingfr33 6 місяців тому +35

    China can definitely be fun, I wish them well….

  • @gavinquinn2750
    @gavinquinn2750 6 місяців тому +16

    The chinese demilios 😂

  • @user-ek9hg3ip9h
    @user-ek9hg3ip9h 6 місяців тому +30

    I miss the old freak shows at the state fair. Unfortunately, some do-gooders had to close the show, and the poor freaks are unemployed. Bring the show back!

    • @ChilsonTV
      @ChilsonTV 6 місяців тому

      what state r u from

    • @user-ek9hg3ip9h
      @user-ek9hg3ip9h 6 місяців тому +3

      This was the State Fair near Dallas. There was one guy there that picked up a bucket of concrete with his tongue. The world's smallest horse was there also. I don't mean to disrespect freaks. We are all just a one fiery car crash from being a freak. These folks are now disabled, but who would want to go to a "disabled show". I miss the old world. I miss Aunt Jamima. and the Frito Bandito. The far left neo liberals are really the true freaks of the modern era. The world is no better for it, and a lot more boring.

  • @theismis4ever290
    @theismis4ever290 6 місяців тому +7

    HER NAME IS JADA 😂😂😂 iykyk

  • @NickElliott-xn4bg
    @NickElliott-xn4bg 6 місяців тому +10

    The over the top glasses have become a staple of the show 😂🤘

  • @wms7719
    @wms7719 6 місяців тому +3

    That’s life in the big City 🤷‍♂️

  • @chuck948
    @chuck948 5 місяців тому +2

    I wish them well

  • @thekrakeninggames
    @thekrakeninggames 6 місяців тому +7

    A for effort 🤣🤣

  • @spicboy12390
    @spicboy12390 6 місяців тому +5

    You mean Jada 😂

  • @brainboxinfinity
    @brainboxinfinity 6 місяців тому +1

    I agree too many want to have a 5 oclock shadow and expecting to be called your highness.

  • @epants8507
    @epants8507 6 місяців тому +23

    Holy shit just play the god damn clip

  • @Shaknbake
    @Shaknbake 6 місяців тому

    T.D. Finds all the hidden gems

  • @clevelandantwine8985
    @clevelandantwine8985 5 місяців тому +1

    Xiao Xiao a.k.a Jada

  • @JeffEpp-nh8dy
    @JeffEpp-nh8dy 6 місяців тому +6

    U think they have Airbnb in china?

  • @CharlesWensington-oo5tc
    @CharlesWensington-oo5tc Місяць тому

    they look fun

  • @_Jay_Singh
    @_Jay_Singh 6 місяців тому +8

    Yeah, meiosis can be tough

  • @TristonTried
    @TristonTried 6 місяців тому +13

    I mean you could use a bit more “effort” towards your gym workout 😂

  • @carltuckerson7718
    @carltuckerson7718 6 місяців тому +2

    Goddamn you’re funny dude.

  • @joemallette4729
    @joemallette4729 6 місяців тому +3

    Just remember Tim, if you go to China, there is a non-zero chance that you’ll have to poop in a hole in the floor.
    Now that may be something you’re interested in, by all means.

    • @beautifulcaramelman
      @beautifulcaramelman 5 місяців тому +1

      The phone you typed this with was made where they poop in a hole in the ground

    • @chuck948
      @chuck948 5 місяців тому +1

      @@beautifulcaramelman Don't assume his phone bigot

    • @juhox0
      @juhox0 5 місяців тому +1

      It's a test to see if you're fit or FAT

  • @user-we7eq3vs8b
    @user-we7eq3vs8b 6 місяців тому +2

    I agree with Tim's on what might be witnessing Mother nature's and Man's, Final Death Throws. We're living it and most don't even have a clue that they're contributing to it. It's a Fucking Circus, Play the circus theme music

    • @Up2_nogood
      @Up2_nogood 6 місяців тому

      Mother Nature and the world will be fine, it's us who should be worried.

  • @appareltex6837
    @appareltex6837 4 місяці тому

    I want to hear a program with Tim and Karl Pilkinton.

  • @JesusMorales-ih7di
    @JesusMorales-ih7di 6 місяців тому

    Nah that’s jada lol😂

  • @lizchesley6028
    @lizchesley6028 6 місяців тому +1

    3:12 nah, I just wanna keep hearing your depraved rants

  • @theruzzmon1066
    @theruzzmon1066 6 місяців тому +3

    Taylor Swift had better watch out. There's a new girl in town.🍨🍨

  • @Chaka2225
    @Chaka2225 6 місяців тому

    That MC lookin pretty good tho 😅

  • @OffensivePlayer316
    @OffensivePlayer316 6 місяців тому +1

    You’re wrong. Xiao Xiao was covering Yoko Ono that one time. It’s clearly an Asian thing.

  • @NikeMann126
    @NikeMann126 3 місяці тому

    Dynasty warriors ?

  • @dougsmalls5459
    @dougsmalls5459 6 місяців тому

    Xiao means small mandarin

  • @yourdaddy9622
    @yourdaddy9622 6 місяців тому +3

    What’s the high pitch voice thing Jiminy Glick..

  • @YMH420s
    @YMH420s 6 місяців тому

    It’s not called “Chinese Tick Tok”. Isn’t it just Tick Tok? It’s all Chinese.

    • @theflanman420420
      @theflanman420420 4 місяці тому

      It’s not called tik tok in China. The app that Americans use is banned by the CCP. Their version is called Douyin. They don’t want their slaves to have their brains turned into mush like tik tok is doing to all the slobs that use it.

  • @TheThundercookie
    @TheThundercookie 6 місяців тому +2

    Tim over here being the doughy horseman of civilizations fallen...

  • @na-vn5qy
    @na-vn5qy 6 місяців тому

    chinese american idol meets chinese wack pack

  • @SzymczykProductions
    @SzymczykProductions 6 місяців тому +5

    The party in America is over

    • @palmtreewhisperer
      @palmtreewhisperer 6 місяців тому +1

      Well it's definitely not a party in China 😂

    • @BPF80MCar-vi1pg
      @BPF80MCar-vi1pg 6 місяців тому

      Shit maybe where you are. Its a blast where i am

  • @skrrromlett5815
    @skrrromlett5815 6 місяців тому +11

    its pronounced Shiao shiao btw. Im from china believe me xD China is not fun btw, im a minority and we have like no rights, just for ur knowledge Timmy D

    • @_good_for.
      @_good_for. 6 місяців тому +1

      Leave brother

    • @skrrromlett5815
      @skrrromlett5815 6 місяців тому +3

      @@_good_for. i left bro, ty for telling me that tho still, if i were still there i wouldnt even be allowed to comment on youtube, cos there is no youtube in china xD

    • @_good_for.
      @_good_for. 6 місяців тому +1

      @@skrrromlett5815 Christ dude🤨😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
    @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 6 місяців тому +7

    I agree Tim. I only appreciate the transgender people who fully commit to it too. I see a lot of fat (they're usually fat) ugly inbetweeners who I have no respect for.

  • @unclejesse4271
    @unclejesse4271 6 місяців тому +10

    She’s being exploited, that’s why the Xiao Xiao videos involved her punching someone when they grab her. She is tired of being picked up and swung around and other weird shit. On another note, Tim is very rich, but very fat. It has to be a horrible feeling to be rich, but still fat. Nothing, not even money can get rid of that. You have to WORK for it, fat boy.

    • @eris_.
      @eris_. 6 місяців тому +1

      Lmao what!? Why you coming for my boy Tim

    • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
      @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 6 місяців тому

      After seeing Tom Segura start thinking he's David Goggins after losing a bit of weight... no. We like Tim Dillon to be fat. If Tim Dillon was fit and hot, the rest of us wouldn't be able to compete in this world.

    • @YMH420s
      @YMH420s 6 місяців тому +1

      Someone is woke and broke

    • @MEMESSOSTUPID
      @MEMESSOSTUPID 6 місяців тому +1

      Let this commenter be a lesson. Go woke, go broke. It’s a real knife fight out there.

  • @phnix6242
    @phnix6242 6 місяців тому

    Xi is pronounced Shi

  • @ts4gv
    @ts4gv 6 місяців тому

    clip the mullen episode!

  • @tigmiester4248
    @tigmiester4248 6 місяців тому

    Tim isn't smart.

  • @BPF80MCar-vi1pg
    @BPF80MCar-vi1pg 6 місяців тому +1

    The workd needs to be affraid of TEL AVIV

  • @BPF80MCar-vi1pg
    @BPF80MCar-vi1pg 6 місяців тому

    Chinese tik tok thats rhetorical

    • @conors.6669
      @conors.6669 6 місяців тому

      Do you mean redundant, you baked potato?