The Los Gatos Party Mom Mayhem

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @piercepetree7989
    @piercepetree7989 3 роки тому +1045

    "I didn't read the whole article before I did the show..." 😂 😂

    • @Sky_Bridge
      @Sky_Bridge 3 роки тому +19

      Cracked up here!

    • @piercepetree7989
      @piercepetree7989 3 роки тому +16

      ​@@Sky_Bridge Ah man me too. This is one of his best episodes. I was dying the whole time

    • @LawAcieIV
      @LawAcieIV 3 роки тому +15

      I saw this comment before watching the clip. When he said it i was dying of laughter 🤣. Literally crying on my way home from work 😭

    • @Sky_Bridge
      @Sky_Bridge 3 роки тому +3

      @@LawAcieIV one needs a special viewing just to track Ben’s reactions!

    • @opa1004
      @opa1004 3 роки тому

      Hahaha

  • @mattheweraci5502
    @mattheweraci5502 3 роки тому +623

    “If you are not drinking at a high school party, you are planning a school shooting.” 💀💀💀

    • @actionfaction2558
      @actionfaction2558 2 роки тому +6

      Right. I just made this same comment…assuming the tube doesn’t delete it.

    • @deigamohamed707
      @deigamohamed707 Рік тому

      👏🏾👏🏾😂😂

  • @fieldfairy9845
    @fieldfairy9845 3 роки тому +731

    That moment Tim realized how fucked up the whole situation is 😂😂😂

  • @jimbodice2672
    @jimbodice2672 3 роки тому +450

    Jeanine was our cool mom.
    She let us kids drink and smoke in a safe environment and made sure everyone was taking care of and had a safe ride home. She also would get us taco bell.
    Her daughters didn't even do anything and were pretty straight edge and just hung out.
    I was told she passed away a year or so ago. Rest in Peace Jeanine you were a good woman.

    • @WhitneyHaverstock
      @WhitneyHaverstock 3 роки тому +22

      Our Jeanine was Pam, who also recently passed away before her time.

    • @John-mf6ky
      @John-mf6ky 3 роки тому +19

      Had a couple friends in HS with cool parents like that.

    • @culbinator
      @culbinator 2 роки тому +9

      RIP Jeanine

    • @huberticusrex
      @huberticusrex 2 роки тому +7

      @@WhitneyHaverstock I'm sending a pattern here.. nah

    • @HeyhitmeBAM
      @HeyhitmeBAM 2 роки тому +4

      @@huberticusrex lol

  • @tensegritywill
    @tensegritywill 2 роки тому +246

    Tim's ability to shift back and forth between sincere commentary and tongue in cheek ranting is genius.

  • @DavidLopez-nr7wp
    @DavidLopez-nr7wp 3 роки тому +274

    Cool mom gets arrested? Life in the big city.

  • @sublimelove23
    @sublimelove23 3 роки тому +166

    he absolutely has a point about a designated party house and the cool parents defending it with physical violence. Learned many lessons in my best friend's backyard, and many times we had to be physically removed and possibly threatened with violence. No one ever ratted, you just learned and came back a better person the next weekend!

    • @GlockXx19x
      @GlockXx19x 3 роки тому +7

      It goes for everybody. We’ll still beat that ass as a adult if u get out of hand at someone’s house. It’s a great first session.

    • @CarolFremel-my4hs
      @CarolFremel-my4hs Рік тому

      And most of the girls went away pregnant to unknown fathers - why mothers protect their daughters

  • @traviss9059
    @traviss9059 3 роки тому +136

    Shout out to Mrs. Collins and thanks for being our party mom.

  • @knrst9061
    @knrst9061 3 роки тому +131

    My grandma bought us beer. She let me smoke cigarettes. While driving us home from school she bought me my first BB-gun when my parents woulden't let me. She let us lean out of the car to make snowballs off of the snow on the roof and chuck them at moving cars.

    • @OnPointFirearms
      @OnPointFirearms 3 роки тому +24

      Your grandma was awesome.

    • @celticfox
      @celticfox 3 роки тому +8

      The COOL grandma!!

    • @danielvalleduarte
      @danielvalleduarte 2 роки тому +13

      ....it was all fun and games until one of the snow balls caused a Chevy Lumina to spin out and flip, catching on fire while the family inside screamed in terror. Grandma sighed, chugged her beer, trudged to the car and lit her cigarette on the flames. She dropped trow, squatted at an angle & squeezed...putting the fire out with a mighty hose blast of Schlitz piss. She belched like a moose "You're welcome". Grandma was a hero.

    • @mindsigh4
      @mindsigh4 2 роки тому

      @@danielvalleduarte... moose belch reflux disorder, no laughing matter ...

    • @davidgetchell630
      @davidgetchell630 2 роки тому

      Different time... I miss it

  • @lukesta12
    @lukesta12 2 роки тому +77

    Ben Avery flailing around in laughter makes me love watching these podcasts

  • @Gottiline_Ace
    @Gottiline_Ace 2 роки тому +45

    You have a point in the beginning. My buddy was super strict, his daughter went to college and got alcohol poisoning first semester at Duke.

    • @spjr99
      @spjr99 Рік тому +3

      It's classic

  • @LM20237
    @LM20237 3 роки тому +72

    “We had a woman when I grew up that had a big eye, one big eye, and sold us all drugs. And we loved her.”

  • @leviticuscornwall9631
    @leviticuscornwall9631 2 роки тому +19

    We didn’t have a “cool” mom in our friend group. We did however, had a friend who lived alone with his brothers (16,18, and 21 each) because their mom abandoned them and dad was is prison, so we could do anything we wanted. It was technically their grandmothers house but she rarely stopped by. And when she did she wouldn’t care about what we were doing. Really crazy to think about in hindsight

  • @Steeled18
    @Steeled18 3 роки тому +43

    Holy shit the “more than Bin Laden!” bit was great, thank you

  • @ShineDawg
    @ShineDawg 3 роки тому +375

    Tim is a f'in rockstar!!! Everybody needs a party mom in their life, just hopefully not your own mom...

    • @rrpearsall
      @rrpearsall 3 роки тому +3

      Compared to my mom, a happy medium would be the perfect mom

    • @dalelane1948
      @dalelane1948 3 роки тому +12

      He seems pretty cool, but.... i think he might be one of the gays?

    • @ShineDawg
      @ShineDawg 3 роки тому

      @@dalelane1948 so.... Does that bother you?

    • @AuschwitzMyPants
      @AuschwitzMyPants 3 роки тому +17

      @@ShineDawg He’s joking lol

    • @gerritpeacock3571
      @gerritpeacock3571 3 роки тому +10

      @@ShineDawg I just worry because I have a habit if passing out with my anus exposed in the moonlight. I also have a problem with drooling when I pass out. I have been told also that when I'm passed out that I sleep with my eyes open and a demonic smile and mumble, "mount me ya old cum pig!"
      I just wouldn't want Tim to get the wrong idea... again.

  • @adammoore1851
    @adammoore1851 2 роки тому +47

    I went to Los Gatos high and this woman is a very good representation of the town folk. We used to take shots and smoke cigars with the dads while the moms got plastered drinking wine. It is true though that the school has a horrendous rape culture

    • @Bos396
      @Bos396 2 роки тому +1

      I’m from Campbell this hits close to home

    • @jhonviel7381
      @jhonviel7381 2 роки тому +1

      were able to get in on any action? in minecraft of course?

    • @katrinaolsen2444
      @katrinaolsen2444 2 роки тому +5

      I was living in West San Jose (our phone book said Saratoga, Campbell, and Los Gatos) when I read a “Diablo” story about kids at Los Gatos High School had planned to bomb it. And the kids happened to be all East Asian, very successful students. Oh, and a 48 Hours Mystery about a kid from Los Gatos who disappeared in the 70s. And his body was found off of a walking trail in the late 90s/early 2000s. And the murderer was a fellow Los Gatos high school student who used to microwave cats… The story talked about the differences in wealth between the people who lived in town. And those who lived in the Mountains.

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 3 роки тому +29

    I had a few of those moms. One was a major alcoholic, died in maybe her late 40s, early 50s from it. The first time I took LSD when I was 16 she took me to Walgreens to buy cigarettes and beer. I was the one who probably should have been driving.

  • @billybussey
    @billybussey 3 роки тому +45

    I used to go to Los Gatos parties in high school and they were incredible. Los Gatos high is like a private school public school. I used to wish I had parents like a Los Gatos kid.

  • @vanessac1721
    @vanessac1721 3 роки тому +138

    My mom would fetch me and my friends from a local nightclub at 3am on weekends. She was amazing in retrospect. I was a responsible child and started trying to sober up around 1am so I wouldn't shame her. I should buy her something nice.

    • @armorykittington
      @armorykittington 3 роки тому +9

      Me too. But for Ms. Patterson. If not for her being the "cool mom," I would probably be a completely different person. Or a less fulfilled one.

    • @WhitneyHaverstock
      @WhitneyHaverstock 3 роки тому +5

      That's awesome and you should.

    • @therecklessengineer5796
      @therecklessengineer5796 2 роки тому +1

      scotch

  • @Urikhai
    @Urikhai 3 роки тому +186

    It's a real knife fight out there in Los Gatos

  • @silastube_
    @silastube_ 3 роки тому +114

    Tim is a genius in how he looks at events that are widely accepted in society as “wrong”, and debates the hell out of it as “good”.

    • @LuxuryBeatsMusic
      @LuxuryBeatsMusic 2 роки тому +8

      that's why he is Florida's #1 defense lawyer - in fact, he told me "if everyone think's something is the truth, the truth is the complete opposite."

  • @BrassicaMusic
    @BrassicaMusic 3 роки тому +67

    Tim looks blind

    • @bloatedsodium7301
      @bloatedsodium7301 3 роки тому +22

      He’s still in his Halloween costume, Gay Charles.

  • @hlangaful
    @hlangaful 3 роки тому +12

    "This more then Bin Laden"🤣🤣🤣...this is the funniest car crash I have ever watched.

  • @jadens.6753
    @jadens.6753 3 роки тому +26

    me and my friends wouldn’t stop doing drugs and dumb shit in public so my friends mom said we could do it all safely at her house and honestly that was the best thing for us

  • @99999me1
    @99999me1 3 роки тому +25

    fact check: TRUE!
    Most of my friends had wine cellar where we got wasterd as teens. By the time we got our drivers license we all understood our limits! No one got a DUI.

    • @LilTaco777
      @LilTaco777 3 роки тому +3

      Most of your friends had wine cellars?

    • @99999me1
      @99999me1 3 роки тому +2

      @@LilTaco777 If you live in a wine region a lot of people will have wine cellars.. Same as people living on the lake probably have a boat... Plus in Europe drinking alcohol as a teen is not a big deal...

    • @LilTaco777
      @LilTaco777 3 роки тому +1

      @@99999me1 interesting! Good to know

    • @martymcfly88mph35
      @martymcfly88mph35 Рік тому

      Gotta get yo swerve on.

  • @ededdandeddytv5164
    @ededdandeddytv5164 3 роки тому +41

    The way he puts his arms out and goes “this is more than bin laden?!”

  • @kurtstergar1042
    @kurtstergar1042 3 роки тому +28

    Where were these broads when I was 18 and 70lbs lighter?

  • @tuckerjones5899
    @tuckerjones5899 3 роки тому +33

    I guarantee who ever told on her or was in the "movement" were the kids that didnt get invited

    • @jacobnewell7845
      @jacobnewell7845 3 роки тому +6

      Entirely possible she's a liar and was a jealous little twit

    • @niksatt4843
      @niksatt4843 2 роки тому +2

      This exactly

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 2 роки тому

      Probably just the rape girl and her family... and their friends.

  • @r3771-n2r
    @r3771-n2r 3 роки тому +68

    I really want your side kick to start his own you tube channel. He can just play any comedians jokes and giggle to them... Or even no jokes and just giggle occasionally. It's a real art..

    • @hortonhearscrying
      @hortonhearscrying 3 роки тому +10

      You have low standards for entertainment

    • @LilTaco777
      @LilTaco777 3 роки тому +10

      Lee Syatt did this already, no need for another

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 3 роки тому

      I'd like a breakdown of the studio from Ben

    • @therealgeo
      @therealgeo 2 роки тому +14

      One of the gayest comments I've read

  • @JTKatz07
    @JTKatz07 3 роки тому +20

    Kid: mom I met this girl on fortnight I really wanna see her
    Mom: PACK YOUR BAGS YOU’RE GETTIN THIS GIRL!

  • @Lssj100
    @Lssj100 2 роки тому +16

    "Is it wrong to want the best for your children?" Best way to end that segment xD

  • @beckybnyc322
    @beckybnyc322 2 роки тому +53

    As the daughter of a “cool” Mom I salute you ✊🏼 better to experiment with psychedelics dressed in costumes from the comfort of the family room before the predator’s maze of a frat house or a “secret” warehouse event promoted by Carlos 🙃

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 2 роки тому

      Very true. My sister had a little drink up camping with her friends in the bottom paddock of my parents farm. Lucky they missed another one that her friends guy friend was a part of. The parents were away and a bunch of guys in their late teens were going to host "the coolest party ever" where a bunch of girls got EXTREME pressure, almost forcing them to fuck all these older teen guys.

    • @SexyTCAPdecoy4Hansen
      @SexyTCAPdecoy4Hansen Рік тому +1

      😂😂 End up half naked in a Dennys parking lot

  • @mariomaura4881
    @mariomaura4881 3 роки тому +25

    This helps brighten so many peoples day man. You are a comedic king.

  • @baileyjacobus7276
    @baileyjacobus7276 3 роки тому +26

    I had a friend who’s dad would buy us alcohol and he’d try to get my guy friends laid, it was actually really creepy

    • @alzero3400
      @alzero3400 3 роки тому +2

      When dad's friend's don't like hang out with them

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 2 роки тому +6

      Closet gay

    • @eatass5627
      @eatass5627 2 роки тому

      BUT DID U DIE?

    • @mrshs4332
      @mrshs4332 Місяць тому

      @@OffGridInvestormore than likely

  • @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend
    @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend 3 роки тому +11

    I’m 22 and I still chill with the cool mom and her son from highschool. There house was a constant hotbox every single day ever since I met them like 6 years ago. Some of my best memories were at that house so I consider them family.

    • @casewojo6186
      @casewojo6186 2 роки тому

      It would seem it made you a drug addict bud lol. Profile pic yikes. Hope you’re alright champ.

    • @keard558
      @keard558 2 роки тому

      @@casewojo6186 hopefully they see your point

  • @dgray8720
    @dgray8720 Рік тому +8

    God, I’m so glad I found this guy. This is scary spot on.

  • @SonsOfBelial2012
    @SonsOfBelial2012 3 роки тому +47

    You’re a real national treasure Tim thank you for your service 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @remingtonfrog3170
    @remingtonfrog3170 3 роки тому +9

    😂Bahh haa!🤣 I’m from Santa Cruz. “That bitch liked to have fun “ Cracking me up again Tim👍🏻

  • @kimberlytyler1560
    @kimberlytyler1560 8 місяців тому +2

    Our cool mom was Renee. Beautiful military wife who lived right outside of our neighborhood; cooked the best food and let everyone hang out and just chill after school. We would walk to their house and hang until it was time to take the bus back home. She was classy (still is) and I love her for who she was at the time. Would never ever snitch on her bc she’s the best. We didn’t drink in her house bc that was really the only rule, but we created plans to cheat on tests, and she was just there for us. ❤❤❤

  • @Newbie_neil
    @Newbie_neil 3 роки тому +16

    She's the real life mum from mean girls

  • @evanwetzel8641
    @evanwetzel8641 2 роки тому +19

    Tim... You are Eric Cartman grown to adulthood and you are totally the voice of a generation.

  • @Thetiminator44
    @Thetiminator44 8 місяців тому +2

    “This is more than bin Laden” made me die when the episode came out originally

  • @Mrbungleface0u818
    @Mrbungleface0u818 3 роки тому +16

    My kid goes to that highschool. She knew the son. He hated that his mom was throwing party's. This woman was living vicariously thru these kids, super weird shit. Growing up in this town. Los Gatos is where the "Rick kids" go. And when I was in highschool I use to sell to those kids and their parents. We've all seen those cool "parents" and parties growing up. But this mom was promoting reckless behaviour and wasn't "keeping them safe" and was allowing assaults to happen. And that is the complete opposite of what a "cool mom/dad" does.... Thank god I have a open communicative relationship with my daughter.

  • @powerful_czr4234
    @powerful_czr4234 3 роки тому +11

    I love how Ben flops around throughout these podcasts 😂

  • @robzombie5928
    @robzombie5928 3 роки тому +14

    She sounds like an over enthusiastic team player.

  • @Chris-rv7nr
    @Chris-rv7nr 2 роки тому +6

    The grand pause: “Something’s wrong. We know that.” Lmao

  • @mikeporten8174
    @mikeporten8174 3 роки тому +27

    I knew parents in high school that would let us drink and do drugs at their houses because they’d rather have us do it in a safe place. The sex stuff is fucking weird and this woman is insane.

  • @snoenevio41
    @snoenevio41 Рік тому +3

    I'm on junior high school and I can't even tell how much wish a friend of mine had a mom like this

  • @dlaird8
    @dlaird8 2 роки тому +7

    This is one of the greatest comedians ever. Guy is a genius.

  • @VisualiseTheFun
    @VisualiseTheFun 3 роки тому +39

    I don't know when Tim's being serious and when not

    • @jonathanalpart7812
      @jonathanalpart7812 3 роки тому +16

      Neither does he, or anyone else

    • @guyharold3549
      @guyharold3549 3 роки тому +4

      You have to listen on repeat, and only then will you understand half the times he is being serious

    • @marcodenuzzio441
      @marcodenuzzio441 2 роки тому +1

      So if you get deep. When you play a character either in comedy, as an actor, or even in music. A piece of you is that character. There is a bit of Michael Corleone in Al Pacino. And there is a bit of Latka in Andy Kaufman.
      So in a sense Tim is never joking

  • @actionfaction2558
    @actionfaction2558 2 роки тому +5

    “If you’re not drinking at a Highschool party, …you’re planning a school shooting.” LMAO, spot on.

  • @christopherboskovski7239
    @christopherboskovski7239 2 роки тому +6

    Tim Dillon is one of thee greatest comic of the 21st century! He is a satirical genius, and the comedy is done how comedy is supposed to be done. It's suppose to be funny and he does a great job ! 💯👍

  • @YewrinePish
    @YewrinePish 3 роки тому +7

    Lmao "I don't read the whole article" me too man

  • @Sirdutcharlesthe63rd
    @Sirdutcharlesthe63rd 10 місяців тому +1

    Our cool mom got ratted on, got the party busted and half the football team kicked off the team. Never figured out who the rat was

  • @lelandshennett
    @lelandshennett 3 роки тому +8

    Not gonna lie, had us in the first half

  • @bigsonny45
    @bigsonny45 2 роки тому +2

    Peace and blessing to Ms. Cookie, William's mom, who let us hang out to the wee hours without question or complaint.

  • @HolographicSweater
    @HolographicSweater 3 роки тому +8

    if you follow the logic, the judge is basically saying they DON’T want kids to drink and have sex…

    • @niksatt4843
      @niksatt4843 2 роки тому

      Then those kids end up being Ill equiped for life, can't hane shit get pushed around by people with more life experience. Great idea don't let kids grow up keep them ignorant and stupid that creates competent adults.

  • @joshuasole5989
    @joshuasole5989 2 роки тому +3

    In the UK in my little town, well on my estate (projects area) we had a woman called Mad Claire who used to knock out speed to us when we were in our later teens. 16/17. We never partied with her, but she supplied the party so we could go and learn adulthood. Without her I wouldn't have grown up that's the truth. She was a legend. 😂😂😂

  • @nodiggity9472
    @nodiggity9472 3 роки тому +20

    She looks like Whitney.

    • @IamTony666
      @IamTony666 3 роки тому +5

      Whitney is not funny.

    • @robzombie5928
      @robzombie5928 3 роки тому +6

      Whitney would be the one dishing out the ket trying to be cool and relevant.

    • @FranzVonGaart
      @FranzVonGaart 3 роки тому

      Whitney would die to capture that demographic

  • @chinadab4821
    @chinadab4821 3 роки тому +6

    9:35 I love the turn tim has!

  • @jacobnewell7845
    @jacobnewell7845 3 роки тому +14

    "I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU!!"
    As an Uncle who has tried many times advise his oldest nephew against making the same dumb mistake I did and him being a little twat... yeah, I know how the guy feels in that moment

  • @bronco1199
    @bronco1199 2 роки тому +3

    I love you Tim, I mean that, you make me laugh no matter what is going on.

  • @HighlevelMMA300
    @HighlevelMMA300 Рік тому +3

    I live 10 mins from Los Gatos, it’s mayhem, richest wildest housewives

  • @John-wf5if
    @John-wf5if 2 роки тому +7

    I feel sorry for the kids who didn't rat, and wanted the good times to roll on.

  • @charlottesman5586
    @charlottesman5586 7 місяців тому +1

    “Things feel different.. am I wrong?” Tim’s a genius and a master manipulator

  • @jonathanrodriguez583
    @jonathanrodriguez583 2 роки тому +3

    Ben is brave to drink in the middle of Tim’s rant. Legend

  • @Suavemcool
    @Suavemcool 10 місяців тому +1

    2023 cool mom update: "Prosecutors say Los Gatos mother tried to establish drug ring in jail".
    “In all, Defendant and M.J. discussed their plans to sell drugs across dozens of different recorded jail calls for an extended period,” the document reads. “They discussed timing, logistics, customers, pricing, and manufacture extensively.”

  • @threessixesandnines
    @threessixesandnines 2 роки тому +4

    “I’M TRYING TO HELP YOU SHANNON, BUT YOU’RE MAKING IT HARD!”
    Lmao

  • @Bos396
    @Bos396 2 роки тому +2

    I’m from Los Gatos/ Campbell and there were a ton of parents like this

  • @punkmeathead3792
    @punkmeathead3792 3 роки тому +4

    Fear and Loathing in Los Gatos

  • @3SIXTYPROD
    @3SIXTYPROD 2 роки тому +3

    Sounds like she was a party girl when she was young and trying to live through the kids

  • @colewildenhus7207
    @colewildenhus7207 3 роки тому +7

    Sounds like the 90’s

    • @Shitfuckt
      @Shitfuckt 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly.... Coast to coast debauchery with a bunch of functional addicts who were clout feinds before social media even exists as our parents... Surviving growing up in the 80's & 90's without a debilitating mental health condition or raging addiction by adulthood (or just managing them) is pretty fucking noteworthy imo....

  • @zacheryhodges9967
    @zacheryhodges9967 3 роки тому +4

    Like the Chappelle joke about Michael Jackson being a great host.

  • @Olof1Eye
    @Olof1Eye Рік тому +1

    Jokes aside, the “cool parent house” is an essential part of adolescent life

  • @mflee6590
    @mflee6590 2 роки тому +2

    Everyone of my parenting skills has come from knowledge Tim has shared

  • @actavisprime514
    @actavisprime514 2 роки тому +1

    We had to sit and wait until one parent went out of town for the weekend. Than we had to carefully coordinate who was staying at who’s house and take the risk of somebody calling somebody.

  • @ColdFlame53
    @ColdFlame53 2 роки тому +3

    Hes not wrong. Theres always one chill parent who lets ya smoke pot and have a beer 😂

  • @joshparker1721
    @joshparker1721 3 роки тому +7

    I get a real Tom Leykis Vibe from Tim. Does he attribute any of his influence from leykis?

    • @pault9359
      @pault9359 3 роки тому

      Both Tim and Tom listened to a lot of radio back in the day, specially talk shows in the am dial. They both had major influence by the likes of Limbaugh and Bob Grant for example

  • @jacobnewell7845
    @jacobnewell7845 3 роки тому +2

    I know a guy who would have had the same reaction at 8:26 with the same exact tone. It made it twice as hilarious

  • @Kman-jm9no
    @Kman-jm9no 2 роки тому +1

    Everybody post there fav party mom from childhood. Let’s honor these gems!

  • @matthewcooper6284
    @matthewcooper6284 2 роки тому +1

    I grew up just south of there in Monterey. This was quite common actually, as in lots of cool parents. Must be something in the water.

  • @FXMSPreview
    @FXMSPreview 2 роки тому +1

    High school Tim talking to the parents of the party about their income is big time Fake Business. Fucking love this guy.

  • @armorykittington
    @armorykittington 3 роки тому +15

    When I was 16/17 a new girl moved to our town and we started dating. Her mom was super hot and was always going on vacations and traveling with her fiancé, so we had the whole house to ourselves most of the time. That's where we, and all of my friends hung out, and then we all became friends. That's where we partied. That's where I tried LSD and salvia and ecstasy and all of the things. Virginities were lost there. But it was a safe zone, and a very important place to have at that age. Not having to hide your weed or worry about some parent walking in and screaming and kicking everyone out. It was just chill. We socialized. We listened to new music. We expanded our social circles. We learned what to do and what not to do. We rarely drank alcohol. Just lots of psychedelics. It's so important for humans, not quite adults, but not children anymore, to have a place of their own to experiment and learn what not to do before college or moving out on their own. This lady took it too far, but I get where she's coming from. Kids these days are so neutered by the internet and not being able to say the "r" word. Everything is whitewashed nonsense. It doesn't feel like kids even go outside anymore to get stoned and go on adventures with all their pals. It's just crazy that 30 years ago, this wouldn't even be a story, but now this lady is probably going to prison, which she should, because hosting sex parties for minors is fucked. But, man. The internet has changed everything. I feel bad for kids growing up right now, each one having the answer to every question in their pocket, instead of just having a conversation and wondering what the answer was, and trying to remember something you read, instead of Google it immediately. Our brains are becoming wired more for a hivemind, reliant on the internet, and we're losing short term memory because we don't need it anymore. What happens when the internet isn't there? People won't know how to breathe. People won't know how to lick their thumb to turn the page of a book.... I guess what I'm trying to say is we're changing as a society, and losing a very important element of our youth, and I don't think it's a good thing. These kids, turning into adults, are going to be weak, because of stuff like this. Because of correctness. Because of their reliance on potentially nothing. You can't magically learn how bad or good something is because you read about it on Wikipedia. You have to do the things. And you need "cool moms" for that.

    • @jwelda1
      @jwelda1 3 роки тому +4

      You’re the person Tim is talking about when he says all you have to do is look at someone and say “Things have changed, am I wrong? Then they go on a long ass rant 😂 (It was a good rant by the way, don’t get me wrong)

    • @jonathanalpart7812
      @jonathanalpart7812 3 роки тому +4

      This comment is a story about a teenager morphing into a bitching old man.

    • @armorykittington
      @armorykittington 3 роки тому

      @@jonathanalpart7812 lol

  • @jiggy6193
    @jiggy6193 2 роки тому +2

    “The weak become the would be rats”😂😂😂 never heard a more inaccurate but hilarious statement ever hahaha

  • @nicholasrussell6547
    @nicholasrussell6547 2 роки тому +1

    Time is an actual hero. Not the one deserve, but the one we need.

  • @andreranch6161
    @andreranch6161 2 роки тому +3

    In the rich suburbs it’s completely normal to party with people’s parents

  • @clongoria31
    @clongoria31 2 роки тому +1

    My friends and I pulled the
    "hey mister", when we were in high-school. lol 🤩🤩🤩

  • @jimdelarosa9776
    @jimdelarosa9776 3 роки тому +3

    I hope there is a kid out there who is keeping his mouth shut until he has a son.

  • @capitanesejapitalism1679
    @capitanesejapitalism1679 3 роки тому +2

    that liquid death shit is a rabbithole and a half.

    • @billking922
      @billking922 3 роки тому

      That plant based cannibalism is weird af

  • @gnick66
    @gnick66 2 роки тому +6

    NO JOKE!!!! I delivered a washing machine and dryer to this lady before she got arrested. Lol she was cool to me.

    • @mrshs4332
      @mrshs4332 Місяць тому

      Did you party with her? 😂

    • @gnick66
      @gnick66 Місяць тому

      @mrshs4332 lol no I was working for rent a center and she ordered a washing machine. But when I was there her son got a leg cramp and literally started crying and screaming for his mom.

  • @jamesmartin-lb6br
    @jamesmartin-lb6br 3 роки тому +2

    Shout out from Los Gatos Timmy!

  • @RandomBogey
    @RandomBogey 3 роки тому +5

    Is that Whitney Cummings’ mugshot?

  • @cuzinzach4560
    @cuzinzach4560 Рік тому +1

    Ms k used to call me into school so I could drive her around when she was smashed. She just passed rip ms k

  • @cookncrack5334
    @cookncrack5334 2 роки тому +2

    THIS MAN RANTS LIKE A BOSS

  • @titustelesco2870
    @titustelesco2870 2 роки тому +2

    "the weak, are would be rats" perfect

  • @robbrown9743
    @robbrown9743 2 роки тому +1

    Tim turns it up to 11 when he wears the sunglasses.

  • @katrinaolsen2444
    @katrinaolsen2444 2 роки тому +1

    I went to high school in the 80s. (An hour north of Los Gatos) Do you know how many parents went away on weekends and left their teenagers alone? A lot! We were drinking in houses where no adults were present. I did have one friend whose dad got her a keg of beer for her senior year party. He was Norwegian and was there for the party. Everyone was cool and no one got more than a little buzzed. I absolutely believe that Americans should treat alcohol like they do in Europe. Let teens have a glass of wine or beer with dinner. And they have low alcohol beer too. Then kids don’t get alcohol poisoning in college because alcohol isn’t a big deal.

  • @younglobwedge
    @younglobwedge 2 роки тому +1

    Jesus, at 15 we were smoking dust and sneaking in to see Texas Chain saw massacre.

  • @Sevencoins7
    @Sevencoins7 2 роки тому +4

    Yet Gislane was charged with only 6 counts

    • @carlos3salas
      @carlos3salas 2 роки тому

      How did sue get caught for sex trafficking if we don’t know who the clients are 🤔. Time to release the list!

  • @danielvalleduarte
    @danielvalleduarte 2 роки тому +2

    Los Gatos Party Mom is my new rap name