Lauren Boebert Has Too Much Fun At The Theater
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2023
- The Colorado Congresswoman the supports the arts among other things.
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That’s life in the big city. Wish her well.
😂😂😂
hahahahahahaha
Politics is a real knife fight
Well you know I wish her well.
She sounds fun tbh 🤷
"She is a classless animal" hahahaha
I choked on the grapes I was eating when he called her "a carnival whore"
beautiful carnie fluffer
lmaoooo
i got the same type of laugh i got when he called the Snow White's new "dwarves" "1 dwarf and 6 heroin addicts" recently
"but in a good way" 😂😂😂
She beat me off at an Olive Garden men’s room somewhere outside of Denver after having a lovely Italian meal straight from the old country. A night to remember for sure.
She blew me in my Toyota Tercel outside of a Def Leppard light show in Jacksonville. Hell of a night.
We don't deserve Tim Dillion
National treasure.
Back in my day, we didn't have video surveillance in the theatre. We could get away with full orgies in the back row at Pirates of the Caribbean.
😂😂😂
"Carnival whore"
holy shit hahahah
We wish her well.
One of my favorite queries ever. Tim is so right on the money with it which is the best part.
😂
Lmao
They’re calling this a vape scandal when this is clearly a 1st base in a theatre scandal
I think technically it was a ground rule double 😂😂
2nd base.
Bigger scandal may actually be that wasn't her husband
He went to 1st and she stole 3rd. She’s the Ricky Henderson of theatre gropers.
@@Seb656 they're separated filing for divorce
She gives the phrase 'dinner & a show' a whole new meaning
Democrat or Republican, accountability is still a woman's kryptonite.
bingo lol
Preach.
Based
This is why most absent fathers are men
Damn, the common theme
It's called trailer trash, hillbilly is a whole different thing.
White trash - it's a spectrum.
Lauren Boebert is not getting shoved accidentally. We know this.
Lauren Boebert didn't kill herself! Boebert lives!
I’m so hurt and surprised that this woman doesn’t represent family values.
Shocked -- SHOCKED that a 36 year old grandmother doesn't behave better.
I don't think Ms. Boebert will ever be better understood by anyone else. She will shed tears of elation watching this and will want to marry Tim, divorce him, and then live in common law marriage with him, so that the cops who come to the residence will be confused as to who is what to who.
She’s my hillbilly !!
I thank Boebert for "blowing" the whistle on night vision camera's in freaking movie theaters watching us.
Yeah for real, it’s a surveillance state out here
Yo Dumbo, it's there to prevent the pirating of movies. They use that stuff, and infrared, to catch people that record and bootleg movies.
Go complain about the cameras in the lobby of the movie theater as well while you're at it
@@blockchainprofessor.x lol nerd
@@blockchainprofessor.x nonsense
@@blockchainprofessor.x But this is a stage theater… 🤔
Agh!!! I got it. Hobert thought she was getting an early screening for the new Beetlejuice Movie! And when she realized she wouldn’t be pirating the film and holding it against the liberal producers, she went to the restroom and downed every pill and vodka shooter in her bag, and came back with a vengeance.
This Lauren Boebert can’t swim a stroke but she sure knows every dive in town.
You sir are a real jerk! 😂
Ya dirty dog!
What a great line
@@str8_white_mail courtesy of Norm Macdonald
i bet she owns a dog house
I'm not from the USA so unfortunately I don't know who Lauren Boebert.
However the detailed descriptive picture that Tim's sublimely crafted words painted, left an indelible imprint branded on my thought process.
This man has such a command of thee Ol' Empire's language, it is humbling.
Tim was at the top of his game here lol. “Open this fucking door” lmao
The correct Kneewgrow saying that Tim was alluding to is:
"Her mouth wrote a check her ass can't cash"
the real scandal is that she isn’t performing on a Princess Cruise ship.
irresponsible vaping is one thing, but refusing to diversify your portfolio is downright crazy.
“This is what she is, that’s her culture … she’s a classless animaI, is what I mean.”
I love you Tim
What more can you really expect from a girl who got her GED a few months before winning her seat?
Well, let's makes this perfectly clear.....she didn't win her spot. She ran unopposed
She’s also a 36 yr old Grandmother. Great parenting skills there.
You are a national treasure Tim. No one can make me laugh like you do
Bobo is exactly the kind of person that when Tim talks about them, all the things that normally sound like hyperbole and jokes are actually just the truth. She makes Tims words sound like he's reading an encyclopedia entry of her.
A hillbilly firecracker with a mouth, that knows how to f ck and have a good time. Who happens to be a congresswoman. Sums it up. I finally understand.
Good to see she's getting a second use out of those old Escort dresses.
Tim Dillon is so exciting to watch. You literally have no idea which direction he's gonna take a topic.
This rant led me to the realization that I am Lauren Boebert 2.0 😂😂
What ya up to Friday night? Let's party!
@@livethegimmick24-7beating my wife
Well that’s never a great realization
So you'll suck an appendage after doing a line off it? My kinda gal
Recently divorced grandma living her best life
I mean atleast she isn’t pretending to be cultured. AOC would act like she had a profound experience after 🤣🤣🤣
She is a Christian Conservative Grandmother who is in a Congress yet acted like a dumb teenager in a Family Show theatre!!
After seeing the security footage, I’ve gotta say, that’s a politician I can get behind
Behind, n pun intended.
She’ll probably be the first politician to get on Only Fans. I’m here for it.
Have you got a link to ze footage?I need it for err research purposes
cmon bro dont be spending your $$ on onlyfans lol@@gijoey5912
I'd hit it. Twice even. 😂
Never a boring moment with Lauren.
That hottie can do what she wants 😂
Bobert or aoc il take bobert everyday of the week
Beautiful Character Study
I'm just mad I wasn't the one with her
She’s the Best Representation of the Women of Colorado’s 3rd District we’ve ever had.
Beetle Juice musical is actually fire, went to it when it was in NYC.
Get Lauren on the show Tim.
The real crime here that NOBODY REALIZES. Is that they didn’t let this proceed to full felatio or beyond. That’s the video I want to see. Screw these theatre Karen’s this shit was heading in the right direction and they screwed it for all of us…
These videos always brightened my morning
You know that she's been barricaded in the bathroom 😂😭
Sarah Palin 3.0
A Tim Dillon rant should be a genre on its own.👏👏👏
😂😂Tim Dillon should be on Meet the Press. He gets it. I think he summed up LB
More security footage have come out of this wh0rs tlts, then of January 6.
Of course why are you surprised?
@@mattmurray517 Who say I`m surprised.
We have to insure the protection and survival of Tim Dillon at all costs.
ensure*
@@benjamin3290 your that guy
Tim better not get Branded.
#StandwithBrand
@@victorgr54 you’re*
Tim Dillon: I'm gay!
Also Tim Dillon: I'm not sure how musicals work, is it still playing?
PICK A LANE TIM!
He's no Nathan Lane.
@@jbetnar I friggin love Nathan Lane 😂😂
If an Applebees in the Midwest could somehow become a person, it would be Lauren Bobo
Well she's a 36 year old grandma so...
Her kids have called 911 multiple times on Lauren boebert and Jason boebert
Listening to Tim is the best part of my day 😂
3:36 "she ain't! SHE AIN'T!!" 😅😅
Fun fact: this rant just revealed a detail of a traumatic memory to me. Who knew?
Hambone 😂😂
She's not GOP she's GED!!! From Pueblo Colorado
Started slow and little by little this rant took off to the heaven. 😂
When little girls do big coke
Great takes, as usual. Lol you rock
_"To have this broadcast to the whole world - _*_something that was in the dark_*_ - is certainly heartbreaking to watch."_ - Lauren Boebert.
*No. Accountability.*
In a good way....lol...
She doesnt care if u didnt shower
To be fair, Beetle juice does have that 6’ 7’ 8’ song 🎶 😂
Best take I've seen on the Lauren Boebert thing.
If you guys watch South Park, if you remember the episode when randy brings his wife Sharon to a musical and after the musical ended randy got head after. This is basically what happened with Lauren. 😂
Ironic since she would probably represent South Park’s District
This bit only got better after the video of her in the theater came out.
Beetlejuice was a movie for the absolute opposite of hicks
Classless animal is my new favorite insult
Sounds about right
100 precent truth.
Well this is the first time I've seen a Tim clip but it won't be the last! 😂
Does Jason wear a mask when chasing her down I wonder
This was great!
This story was made for Tim Dillon.
the party of drag shows for kids pretending to be horrified by a little PDA in a dark theater 🤡
“She’s a classless animal, is what I’m saying “
Tim is going to have egg on his face when he realizes Beetlejuice stars GEENA DAVIS. Take that, "Annie Get Your Gun" from 30 years ago.
Nostradamus - see new news about Broebert restaurant incident. Omg Tim.
ITS A REAL KNIFE FIGHT OUT HERE
Its a real knife fight in the theater these days.
"Catch whoopins" finally got me
I have to say this is the best and most accurate take on this story.
It's always the Holier than Thy folks who get in the most scandals
This is the funniest video on the Internet right now and it's not close
it's probably the Sackler's fault!!!
and that’s important
Why would they make a play about the former mayor of Chicago?
You have the best takes.
Look at her lol. Is this a surprise
Tim Dillon is objectively the funniest dude on earth
Are there hillbillies in Colorado? He is talking like she’s from Arkansas.
Damn I wish I had a few days with this lady. 🇺🇸😏🤣
“She’s a hillbilly.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The classless animal line killed me.
She's so dope. Not a good look for a politician but I'd totally kick it with her. I don't have class either, though even my care free ass wouldn't do what she did where she did. It's the location that bothers me.
I find being a politician the part that is not a good look.
She's got my vote!
That was hilarious and probably spot on.
She may want to see "damn yankees"
Musicals are the perfect first date.
God Bless, I was hoping this would get clipped