I unironically popped off when King Bob-Omb showed up. People called me insane leading up to the release for hoping he’d show up, which I didn’t even completely expect myself, but him showing up and even having “relevance” to the story really made the movie a 10/10.
@solarbreeze3419 Petey would be very fun to see, but he probably would be a minor appearance since I have a hunch Jr or the Koopalings are gonna play a big part in a sequel
@@Rediscool9 _was_ gonna, he still didnt sure he had intent to kill but he never succeeded its still attempted genocide so, while nobody died, hes still a horrible person
Illumination at least proves to be having a decent art style, it's just their stories are lack luster or very stupid. The only acceptable film is Despicable Me as they actually tried there and it aged well, then they realized they don't have to try to make a profit
Fun fact a luigi's mansion subplot was originally planned in the movie's early concept art it showed luigi standing outside a mansion with two boos but it was cut for unknown reasons, my guess is that nintendo & illumination are keeping that concept art to use for a luigi's mansion movie, charlie day ( who voiced luigi in the movie ) said he'd love to do it & even chris pratt brought it up too
I think there was some foreshadowing hints sprinkled in the movie, mostly taking place when Luigi was bu himself, the shots pf his vacuum, the boneys acting as ghosts.......@Charliesbowtie
@@Charliesbowtie I'd love a Luigi centered movie either as : -A Luigi's Mansion movie where obviously Luigi goes to save Mario from King Boo -A sequel to Mario movie where the two brothers (and maybe Peach and the Toad) goes to Sarasa Land and meet Daisy there. It would be more focused on Luigi's character development as he deals with his inferiority complex
11:43 they actually replaced a DK country medley for Take on me, the song is on the OST and it syncs up perfectly with the sequence. Illumination moment I guess
Actually it was Nintendo who wanted the licensed songs in the movie, not Illumination. They felt that there were enough video game themed songs in the movie and wanted some real life songs to help balance that out.
Ngl, his Cranky voice is a huge guilty pleasure. I know it’s not the ideal voice you’d expect out of Cranky Kong, but I honestly found his voice to be funny in a good way and I found Cranky to be an enjoyable character in the movie.
@@Rediscool9 I think I still give 'the best voice actor' to Kamek. Which makes sense considering Kevin Richardson has been a character voice actor for 25+ years. Makes me want him to voice act N. Gin if there's ever a Crash Bandicoot movie.
The difference between peach and the normal "female empowerment" character is that she doesn't demean Mario and there is an explanation of why she is so good at the training course
It also helps that Princess Peach's more proactive approach isn't as unusual as people believe. Despite being the damsel in distress of video games (whose reputation stems from the main platforming games where the plots were barebones anyway, and a few RPG games), she's a viable participant/heroine in most other Mario games more often than not. She's even playable in a number of platformers and RPGs, as well as obviously the Super Smash Bros franchise. She even flips the norm by having Peach save the Mario Bros. all by herself in Super Princess Peach, and she also takes an amazing degree of badassery in Super Mario Adventures.
You can’t tell me a movie with no character development or loosely connected plot is an adequate film, I thought we learned that kids movies can just be good movies after Puss n Boots 2
13:00 This is funny to me because of all the things DK can't do, blowing things is not one of them. Its a common mechanic in Donkey Kong Country Returns and Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze.
Nah, me and my buds were hollering at King Bob-Omb and King Boo. I popped off when Ice Peach & this movie is such a fun time for Mario fans through & through.
It wasn't even new to the movie either. The whole thing about Mario and Luigi being from New York City before moving to the Mushroom Kingdom was the de facto canon backstory for the first decade of Mario's existence. Also, what's up Himiko Toga from My Hero Academia?
I love this movie. I feel like some parts were a little too on the nose, but everything else from Princess Peach to Bowserwas perfect. I couldn't even tell Mario was Chris Pratt
"2 people cant use the star" OBJECTION In Super Mario 3D World when playing multiplayer if you grab a star and touch another player while in rainbow mode they get the effects of the star too, that is likely what they did here. Edit: Yes I know it can also happen in the NSMB games, please stop telling me I am getting annoyed now
I was looking for a comment like this. This feature actually in multiple games dating back further than 3D World. If I remember correctly the first appearance is in Mario Wii
I am so surprised y’all didn’t make an Elsa joke when peach started using the ice flower. Me and Mum had a theater to ourselves when we went to see this a few nights ago and we both immediately thought of Elsa at the ice flower scene
Like what you want to like, it's as simple as that. I really like this movie and if it wasn't for Spider-Verse I would say this would be my favorite movie this year.
Looking into the RT critic reviews, i came to the conclusion that most of you point out the most delusional reviews because most of them never said the movie was bad, it just had issues.
13:12 They probably know it already, but from Smash 4 onwards Peach (and some related characters) have a void under their dresses due to age rating issues. That was something people checked for when Smash 4 first came out, because... of course they did. The screenshot in the video looks like a modded version of either Smash 4 or Ultimate. ...It feels weird to think that there are official Nintendo games where you could that sort of thing, but yeah.
i’m a preschool teacher, i don’t ever wanna hear “no one cares about sonic under 18” because when i tell you my team and i literally hear the word sonic about 30,000 times a day
This is extremely funny when you realize most of the things they say can't be done in a mario game can actually very much be done in a mario game (ex: two people grabbing a star, if someone grabs a star then grabs another player they share the star)
11:40 Not so fun fact, if you check out the soundtrack for the movie there's a track called "Drivin' Me Bananas" which was supposed to be used for this scene and is a way better fit for the film than "Take On Me".
@@HankJWimbleton-v1m I have no idea why they would simply attribute the DK rap to "Nintendo" it feels like it might be legal thing or a Nintendo thing, since they used and changed the track without consulting him. Especially since they didn't add the credit after the backlash, but it ultimately comes across as simply disrespectful to one of the greatest video game composers of all time. A composer who additionally has a insane amount of respect for the Mario compositions and was blown away when he was called on to do arrangements for Mario + Rabbids. Grant is genuinely such a good guy too. Though to Illumination's credit. They did give credit to the individual musicians who performed their original score which is not the norm in Hollywood. Plus the composer who reworked all of Nintendo's tracks clearly had more respect for the video games' original score than any video game movie prior.
19:32 Two people actually can use one star at once in Super Mario 3D World. One person collects the star, then the second person touches the one with the star and then they both have it.
I know that this film has brought out some mixed responses from a few people. But the movie gave me the biggest smile on my face when I watched it for the first time. And I couldn’t stop smiling. And I think that’s a good sign!
Listen, pal, let me set you straight. Nintendo sucks, and the Mario movie is just another example of that. It's a dumpster fire, plain and simple. But you know what's not a dumpster fire? Disney. Their characters have heart, their stories are unforgettable, and their production value is unparalleled. So while you can keep worshipping at the altar of Nintendo and Mario, I'll be firmly on team Disney, enjoying the real entertainment the industry has to offer.
@@sammyt7981 The Mario movie is total dogshit. And let's not forget that Disney's Frozen made a killing at the box office while this trash movie floundered. Disney just knows how to create unforgettable stories and characters that capture the hearts of audiences worldwide. So, keep crying about that failure of a movie, but don't expect me to sympathize with you. Disney's got it covered in the entertainment world.
@@nathanblackburn1193 They made up for it in the fun gameplay. In my opinion, they failed at adapting the charming and fun nature of the Mario games and replaced it with okay-to-mediocre and a mini-van load of Easter eggs, besides that, the story and characters (most) are so boring and one-note versions of the ones in the game. What a soulless, barebones baby movie. But hey, if you enjoyed it, good on you mate.
So funny story. My friends got kicked out of a movie theater for screaming yoshi. With one being a normal scream. Than another one of the friends screamed it louder. And the other one of them screamed it much louder. Which made a worker come up to them and asked them to leave and not do it again
12:14 that's not Cranky Kong, it's Donkey Kong Jr. from the arcade game Donkey Kong Jr. he is Donkey King III aka modern DK's Dad and Cranky Kong's son.
19:55 Listen, I'm Italian and I love this movie with all my heart but everytime they said "mamma mia" I just couldn't stop cringing in my seat thinking that I just convinced my parents to see this movie just to have the classic dose of 30 mammamias everytime there's an Italian character. One time is ok, two times maybe, three times is just annoying idk why. Nobody that I know even say mamma mia, they just use swears or random catchphrases lmao
hold up… they gave him a blue mushroom- which makes you small. And when you take dmg it goes away, so if bowser just punches himself he should just grow to normal size and break the glass. ALSO if he just keeps blasting fire in the same spot for like an hour he could just melt it away and leave… they really got lazy with the ending…
I really hope they don't make an NCU(Nintendo Cinematic Universe). The obsession with cinematic universes has ruined so many potentially amazing movies already. Not everything needs to be a cinematic universe.
If they want to make a cinematic universe, keep it exclusively to Mario. Having to throw in Zelda and Metroid and Kirby and have then all together for a Smash movie would just be stupid and clearly ripping off the Avengers. Mario already has enough characters and worlds outside of the Mushroom Kingdom to explore. Luigi's Mansion, Donkey Kong Country, throw in Wario for Wario Land, put in Rosalina and we'd have Mario Galaxy.
It's nice that they used the song from the Captain Lou Mario show. Best part of the film. Also, when I saw that "Peaches" song on UA-cam, I for some reason thought it was going to be a PUSA cover, and am extremely disappointed that it wasn't.
When me and mom went to see this movie a few days ago, I had to reassure myself and say”I’m am not a furry” like three times, as if it were a god damn affirmation when Dk came in screen. Thank god we had the place to ourselves
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Watch ducktales 2017 I’ve been along for months it’s just like the owl house
@@yareyaredazeee yes that would be cool I haven’t watched that in a while
*peaches ass*
Let's go mario movie
Peaches best song
I unironically popped off when King Bob-Omb showed up. People called me insane leading up to the release for hoping he’d show up, which I didn’t even completely expect myself, but him showing up and even having “relevance” to the story really made the movie a 10/10.
Every minute of this movie I was the soyjack meme. Loved all the Nintendo and Mario Easter eggs/references in the movie.
Here’s to hoping our boi Petey debuts in the second movie as another boss
@@Soul-Sketched i specifically want Petey in an ice world to reference new super Mario on the ds
@solarbreeze3419 Petey would be very fun to see, but he probably would be a minor appearance since I have a hunch Jr or the Koopalings are gonna play a big part in a sequel
@@LycanMOON I hope he uses his boomerang
18:00 “Bowser hasn’t killed anyone.”
*Is literally in the middle of killing hundreds of prisoners as sacrifices.*
@Father Figure he actually got promoted to a bone koopa for his creative and out of the box thinking
"That is BULLSHIT! I haven't killed ANYONE since I got here! not for lack of TRYING, mind you!"
Nobody died tho
@@poatatoooo It doesn’t matter. He still was gonna flat out commit mass genocide by killing the penguins and Kongs.
@@Rediscool9 _was_ gonna, he still didnt sure he had intent to kill but he never succeeded its still attempted genocide so, while nobody died, hes still a horrible person
As someone who's not Italian, I can confirm that Italians being unable to go over 5'8 is canon.
*Peppino Spaghetti wants to know your location:*
As someone who's heritage is half Italian and is 5'3", I can confirm too.
As an Italian who is 5’0 can confirm
@@HankJWimbleton-v1m i already know his, I'll be seeing him soon
I’m a little bit Italian and 5’2
I felt emotional damage when you called the Mario Movie an "Illumination" movie. You're not wrong, but it hurts. It truly hurts.
Just be glad that there weren't any fart jokes in the movie. 😬
If it hurts you then that’s just sad.
@@stevenmark4407 if you're hating on this person that's just sad.
@@stevenmark4407virgin activity spoted
Illumination at least proves to be having a decent art style, it's just their stories are lack luster or very stupid. The only acceptable film is Despicable Me as they actually tried there and it aged well, then they realized they don't have to try to make a profit
Fun fact a luigi's mansion subplot was originally planned in the movie's early concept art it showed luigi standing outside a mansion with two boos but it was cut for unknown reasons, my guess is that nintendo & illumination are keeping that concept art to use for a luigi's mansion movie, charlie day ( who voiced luigi in the movie ) said he'd love to do it & even chris pratt brought it up too
OMG YES! I was so freaking mad my boy Luigi didn't get much screentime. He deserves his own Luigi's mansion movie!
I think there was some foreshadowing hints sprinkled in the movie, mostly taking place when Luigi was bu himself, the shots pf his vacuum, the boneys acting as ghosts.......@Charliesbowtie
Sequel!
@@Charliesbowtie I'd love a Luigi centered movie either as :
-A Luigi's Mansion movie where obviously Luigi goes to save Mario from King Boo
-A sequel to Mario movie where the two brothers (and maybe Peach and the Toad) goes to Sarasa Land and meet Daisy there. It would be more focused on Luigi's character development as he deals with his inferiority complex
Love how jack was mentioning all the references. He genuinely was happy seeing the movie lol
Fr 😄
Cultured Mario fan
Why is english language so cringe
@@klamacz47 idk i didnt make it
And then he calls the movie adhd content lol😅
Petition to make them watch the original 1993 film.
Blood God bless their souls
Please do this
Mata nui bless their souls... Singed
@@BehindSpear-throw YOU!!!
No.
11:43 they actually replaced a DK country medley for Take on me, the song is on the OST and it syncs up perfectly with the sequence. Illumination moment I guess
Actually it was Nintendo who wanted the licensed songs in the movie, not Illumination. They felt that there were enough video game themed songs in the movie and wanted some real life songs to help balance that out.
@@original__gmebvy that is so dumb. I just wanna talk to the people who made these decisions and know who tf hired them and worse, agreed with them.
@@sobermaggo3345 ask Miyamoto, he was the one behind the songs being changed
Actually, the giant eel that eats Mario & DK is a reference to the giant eel in Mario 64 🤓
I was gonna say that 😭😭🤓
And there's apples in the Mario universe, too. In Super Mario World.
@@sewaprolo Good job fellow nerd 🤓
I thought it was a reference to that one level in New Super Mario Bros (DS) where an eel chases you underwater? 🤓
@@Le_gamer_boi I like you're thinking fellow nerd
10:15 Her parents just 🎵threw her down the sewer 🎵 gets me every time 😂
We need a full song of that
As an autistic person, I can confirm that people my kind love Sonic The Hedgehog for some reason. I have my mom to thank for raising me on Mario.
As a cousin of an autistic person, I can confirm
I’m not diagnosed but more than likely y e a h. Love that blue fuck
As another autistic person, LIVE AND LEARN
As another spectrum spud, I had both. Although I invested a lot more time on Mario haha
As autistic, though I play more Mario I strangely prefer Sonic
The weirdest part about Cranky Kong is that the actor (Fred Armisen) just doesn’t sound like that, so he purposely made the voice like that
Ngl, his Cranky voice is a huge guilty pleasure. I know it’s not the ideal voice you’d expect out of Cranky Kong, but I honestly found his voice to be funny in a good way and I found Cranky to be an enjoyable character in the movie.
I think he is purposely going for a bernie voice. I honestly kinda like it. I was expecting him to sound older but it works well enough
@@Rediscool9 I think I still give 'the best voice actor' to Kamek. Which makes sense considering Kevin Richardson has been a character voice actor for 25+ years. Makes me want him to voice act N. Gin if there's ever a Crash Bandicoot movie.
Cranky Kong would've been better if they had gotten Gilbert Gottfried (RIP)
bruh it says one reply but theres 3
the thing that told me this movie was made by illumination the most was the dog, like it looks exactly like the ones in secret life of pets
Please tell me im not the only one that thinks that the dog looks like doug from Up
@@liahuribe2126 You were until you mentioned it. Now I can't unsee lol. Maybe it's his cousin
@@liahuribe2126 same here and a. A bit of both for the secret life of pets
That whole scene was pretty Illumination
Illumination is pretty infamous for their asset flip
19:31 in a lot of the more recent games, if a player with a star picks up or gets picked up by another player, the invincibility is shared
Yup
I am so happy I'm not the only one who knows that. They didn't know, and that ruined this whole video for me.
The difference between peach and the normal "female empowerment" character is that she doesn't demean Mario and there is an explanation of why she is so good at the training course
It also helps that Princess Peach's more proactive approach isn't as unusual as people believe. Despite being the damsel in distress of video games (whose reputation stems from the main platforming games where the plots were barebones anyway, and a few RPG games), she's a viable participant/heroine in most other Mario games more often than not. She's even playable in a number of platformers and RPGs, as well as obviously the Super Smash Bros franchise. She even flips the norm by having Peach save the Mario Bros. all by herself in Super Princess Peach, and she also takes an amazing degree of badassery in Super Mario Adventures.
Agreed, and plus the movie wasn’t jerking itself off the entire time for having Peach actually be a badass.
Disney can’t hear you, it means nothing to them (even when everyone else agrees).
@@PGO5490 can you elaborate, what you said doesn't make sense
@@megasnowey7177 just look at the Mulan remake and Captain Marvel.
I was literally waiting for Mario and Luigi to say, "So long, GAY Bowser!", right before they beat the f*c* out of him. I was mad inside.
19:12
Luigi really said: “what’s up danger”
15:37 I think that's supposed to be an eel from SM64...
"That's a refrence to nothing."
How can you not remember the eel from SM64?
The Super Mario Bros movie was an adequate film, but a PERFECT Mario film.
I think you just described it perfectly
It's a movie for Mario fans, that's just simply how it should be put.
You can’t tell me a movie with no character development or loosely connected plot is an adequate film, I thought we learned that kids movies can just be good movies after Puss n Boots 2
@@ABCodeXright?? It was so rushed and the dialogue was so bad
@@ABCodeXit’s fun though
17:42 Justice for King Bob-omb 😔😭 He ain’t do nothing wrong 😢
13:00
This is funny to me because of all the things DK can't do, blowing things is not one of them.
Its a common mechanic in Donkey Kong Country Returns and Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze.
It’s a nice reference that not many caught
I'm glad someone pointed it out, donkey kong does breathe
Yeah lmao
Um the blowing mechanic didn't return in tropical freeze
10:54 Ok, I’m just gonna pretend I never saw that.
waiting for this conment 😭😭
That was so weird 😭
"hmm I wonder what this guy's talking about... I hope it's not too bad"
This was me before clicking on the time stamp
🦴
14:07 was not expecting Jack to call Bowser a femboy 😭😭
I'm surprised you guys never commented on the fact Peach shoves her mushroom into a guy's mouth TWICE in this movie, without consent.
9:06 how Illumination expected us to react to the post credits scene
Two things. The giant eel is a reference to Super Mario 64, and apples are actually Yoshi's canon favorite food.
yeah sounds right. I caught the apples but not the eel. now that you mention it I remember it's in one of the mario kart 8 courses too
Nah, me and my buds were hollering at King Bob-Omb and King Boo. I popped off when Ice Peach & this movie is such a fun time for Mario fans through & through.
bro i LOST IT at the "threw her down the sewer" part! keep it up guys
Mario being sent to another world through the pipes of New York means that the Mario movie is an isekai.
It wasn't even new to the movie either. The whole thing about Mario and Luigi being from New York City before moving to the Mushroom Kingdom was the de facto canon backstory for the first decade of Mario's existence. Also, what's up Himiko Toga from My Hero Academia?
And the fact that mario lead a bomb to new York instead of letting it blow in the empty and evacuated mushroom Kingdom means Mario is a terrorist .
I love this movie. I feel like some parts were a little too on the nose, but everything else from Princess Peach to Bowserwas perfect. I couldn't even tell Mario was Chris Pratt
Imagine if it had been the exact same plot of the 1993 one but with this aesthetic 😂😂😂
that would be kinda cool ngl
@@spo0nofficial yeah but I mean, all the kids would've been "oh, cool" but all of us would've been "waaait a minute"
"2 people cant use the star"
OBJECTION
In Super Mario 3D World when playing multiplayer if you grab a star and touch another player while in rainbow mode they get the effects of the star too, that is likely what they did here.
Edit: Yes I know it can also happen in the NSMB games, please stop telling me I am getting annoyed now
I was thinking the same thing 😭
I was looking for a comment like this. This feature actually in multiple games dating back further than 3D World. If I remember correctly the first appearance is in Mario Wii
@@giraffegiraffe810 I see :)
you can do this in 2d games too if you just pick another player up
@@sobermaggo3345 Was not aware of that.
17:47 "They're gonna make him kill himself."
I am so surprised y’all didn’t make an Elsa joke when peach started using the ice flower. Me and Mum had a theater to ourselves when we went to see this a few nights ago and we both immediately thought of Elsa at the ice flower scene
I don't really care if critics hate this movie, I just had a lot of fun watching it ❤
Who cares what crits think, considering what they did praise I no longer take their opinion seriously.
Like what you want to like, it's as simple as that. I really like this movie and if it wasn't for Spider-Verse I would say this would be my favorite movie this year.
Here here.
I hate this movie, but good for you, man! 👍
Looking into the RT critic reviews, i came to the conclusion that most of you point out the most delusional reviews because most of them never said the movie was bad, it just had issues.
15:42
"That's a reference to NOTHING"
UM AC TU ALL Y, IT'S A REFERENCE TO THE EEL FROM MARIO GAMES CALLED MAW-RAY
That eel is the stuff of nightmares
@@ZakRC_ indeed XD
Had to scroll and find this so I didn’t unironically say the same thing
@@cookinitupwithty5999 XD
13:12 They probably know it already, but from Smash 4 onwards Peach (and some related characters) have a void under their dresses due to age rating issues. That was something people checked for when Smash 4 first came out, because... of course they did. The screenshot in the video looks like a modded version of either Smash 4 or Ultimate.
...It feels weird to think that there are official Nintendo games where you could that sort of thing, but yeah.
I think 15:30 is a reference to the eels from super mario 64
i’m a preschool teacher, i don’t ever wanna hear “no one cares about sonic under 18” because when i tell you my team and i literally hear the word sonic about 30,000 times a day
This is extremely funny when you realize most of the things they say can't be done in a mario game can actually very much be done in a mario game
(ex: two people grabbing a star, if someone grabs a star then grabs another player they share the star)
or getting sucked into pipes without consent (mario galaxy)
And donkey kong breathing is a thing donkey kong country returns
@@TheSnomGuy was literally thinking about that bc I used to love that game
"That's a refrence to nothing." they said, when Mario & DK got eaten by the eel from Mario 64.
Or "apples aren't in the Mario franchise." when they are lol
10:15 I can't stop laughing
The *_T h i c c n e s s_* of Peach in her bike suit was entirely because they couldn't fit Rosalina in the Mario Kart section.
11:40 Not so fun fact, if you check out the soundtrack for the movie there's a track called "Drivin' Me Bananas" which was supposed to be used for this scene and is a way better fit for the film than "Take On Me".
Another not-so-fun fact: The composer of the DK Rap song, Grant Kirkhope, wasn't even credited in the movie whatsoever.
@@HankJWimbleton-v1m I have no idea why they would simply attribute the DK rap to "Nintendo" it feels like it might be legal thing or a Nintendo thing, since they used and changed the track without consulting him. Especially since they didn't add the credit after the backlash, but it ultimately comes across as simply disrespectful to one of the greatest video game composers of all time. A composer who additionally has a insane amount of respect for the Mario compositions and was blown away when he was called on to do arrangements for Mario + Rabbids. Grant is genuinely such a good guy too.
Though to Illumination's credit. They did give credit to the individual musicians who performed their original score which is not the norm in Hollywood. Plus the composer who reworked all of Nintendo's tracks clearly had more respect for the video games' original score than any video game movie prior.
Illumination strikes again
6:00 as soon as peach finished saying "stop" my video buffered
15:43 eerrm akchually it is a referenche to the eel from mario 64 ☝️🤓
That slight shift as Peach adjusted her peaches on the bike seat XD
19:32 Two people actually can use one star at once in Super Mario 3D World. One person collects the star, then the second person touches the one with the star and then they both have it.
13:30 MY FUCKING SIDES LMAO
14:22 what we all _came_ for
What we all came to
9:06 was me in the theatre and then I was so sad that yoshi wasnt in the rest of the movie(i didnt see the end of the movie that showed yoshis egg)
Pretty sure there were in the trailer
@@stevenflores7504 I didn't watch the trailer
Also pink yoshi's face is so goofy is like "wht da fuk I'm lookin at"
Actually if you look closer you won’t see a single green Yoshi.
10:10 bro that really caught me off guard like why did he start singing?!?!?!😭😭
@@Judyhopps-1iq ok
"Two people can't use one star" yet in nearly every 2d mario game with coop touching another player while invincible grants them the effect too
19:47 as an Italian i totally approve this movie
I know that this film has brought out some mixed responses from a few people. But the movie gave me the biggest smile on my face when I watched it for the first time. And I couldn’t stop smiling. And I think that’s a good sign!
14:20 Peaches has that peach if you know what I mean lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Listen, pal, let me set you straight. Nintendo sucks, and the Mario movie is just another example of that. It's a dumpster fire, plain and simple. But you know what's not a dumpster fire? Disney. Their characters have heart, their stories are unforgettable, and their production value is unparalleled. So while you can keep worshipping at the altar of Nintendo and Mario, I'll be firmly on team Disney, enjoying the real entertainment the industry has to offer.
OK, just because you said that I’m kicking you out
@@sammyt7981 The Mario movie is total dogshit. And let's not forget that Disney's Frozen made a killing at the box office while this trash movie floundered. Disney just knows how to create unforgettable stories and characters that capture the hearts of audiences worldwide. So, keep crying about that failure of a movie, but don't expect me to sympathize with you. Disney's got it covered in the entertainment world.
7:38
**Watches the Minecraft Movie Trailer**
This did not age well…
"Threw her down the sewer" 🤣🤣🤣
I think this movie needed to be as bare bones on plot as it is to show that the creators can make a videogame adaptation in an actual competent way.
It isn't barebones.
I mean it's not like Mario games are known for their deep engaging plots anyway
@@nathanblackburn1193 They made up for it in the fun gameplay. In my opinion, they failed at adapting the charming and fun nature of the Mario games and replaced it with okay-to-mediocre and a mini-van load of Easter eggs, besides that, the story and characters (most) are so boring and one-note versions of the ones in the game. What a soulless, barebones baby movie. But hey, if you enjoyed it, good on you mate.
Hmm....
Seems like a simple excuse.
@@pitaalfereti58 Dude, shut up; the movie was amazing, what are you talking about?
15:58 one time i got an ad for the trailer and i was at full volume so all you heard was just "Bowser is coming-" 🤑
I just had a never fading smile when I first saw the movie. Especially during the Koopa rock band where it played Bowser’s Fury theme
11:02 lmao
So funny story. My friends got kicked out of a movie theater for screaming yoshi. With one being a normal scream. Than another one of the friends screamed it louder. And the other one of them screamed it much louder. Which made a worker come up to them and asked them to leave and not do it again
Yet nobody got kicked out cuz of the screaming reactions when watching the avengers endgame movie in theaters
@@firemiracle They ain't gonna kick all the audience 💀
11:52 gonna be honest while take on me is good I think the Mario kart Dk jungle theme would fit amazing here
14:00 I was not expecting this game to get referenced 😭 also yeah that actually checks out
1:36 me in the Mario fandom
I pray that you don't get sued by Nintendo
7:13 Mario pulling the dreamworks face
Jack Black needs to be the voice in the games going forward. He is the definitive Bowser now.
The fact that next to no one is saying anything about 10:53 says a lot about the internet search habits of the STM fanbase…
I was about to say the exact same shit
I laughed my ass off when I saw that wth.. 😭
Cranky Kong Sanders be like
"You're asking ME for MY financial support?"
Also 13:41 Deviated Septum. You're thinking of a deviated septum.
21:20 that stfu sounded very genuine
The ADHD content got me crying 🤣🤣🤣 21:10
when i watched the film at the cinemas i knew there would be one or two credit scenes
my parents did not wait long enough for the yoshi one
4:44.
I love that voice crack
5:36 I was hoping for a Luigi's Mansion subplot too
This movie was a perfect adaptation of the video games
Edit: Mom, I’m famous
Yes there were so many references !
That's true. Regardless of it's quality as an actual movie, the amount of love it showed to Mario was insane
Jack was simping hard for peach and ngl i was too, idk how illumination animated her so well but damn got me acting like bowser smh
PEACHES, PEACHES, PEACHES, PEACHES, PEACHES, PEACHES!
B*TCHES, B*TCHES, B*TCHES, B*TCHES, B*TCHES, B*TCHES
15:42 UM ACKTUALLY....
That's the eel from SM64
That’s what I thought too
18:31 I can confirm they havent sent a nuke
13:03 "He does not breathe in the video games"
Bro hasn't played Donkey Kong Country Returns.
0:39 R.I.P 3829 Of Bowsers JRs Unborn Siblings
8:18 so wholesome but halarious at the same time
12:14 that's not Cranky Kong, it's Donkey Kong Jr. from the arcade game Donkey Kong Jr. he is Donkey King III aka modern DK's Dad and Cranky Kong's son.
16:12 uhmmm ACKTUALLY 🤓👆 apples do appear in the Mario franchise. First time was in Yoshi's island 👆🤓
Hate to be that guy but it shows up in Mario world first
18:19 and this is why Mommy Rosalina is the best
Nope
@@ajb5119 yes😈
Daisy is better
0:51 You're right. Scott is the only white boy with glasses i need to explain Mario lore.
15:37 the eel is a mario 64 reference, they also have them in super mario galaxy but slightly less scary
19:55
Listen, I'm Italian and I love this movie with all my heart but everytime they said "mamma mia" I just couldn't stop cringing in my seat thinking that I just convinced my parents to see this movie just to have the classic dose of 30 mammamias everytime there's an Italian character.
One time is ok, two times maybe, three times is just annoying idk why.
Nobody that I know even say mamma mia, they just use swears or random catchphrases lmao
Dude it’s mario, it’s his most famous line after "yahoo"
@@TheSnomGuy yeah I'm okay with him but it's the only line even for the other characters 😂😭
17:06 bruh no way she turned into Elsa from frozen
9:45 Bowuigi fanshippers in a nutshell
hold up… they gave him a blue mushroom- which makes you small. And when you take dmg it goes away, so if bowser just punches himself he should just grow to normal size and break the glass.
ALSO if he just keeps blasting fire in the same spot for like an hour he could just melt it away and leave…
they really got lazy with the ending…
They later keep him in a cage
In Super Mario Bros 3D World you can get the star by touching someone with the star already 19:17
lets see how long it take for nintendo to strike this video
I really hope they don't make an NCU(Nintendo Cinematic Universe). The obsession with cinematic universes has ruined so many potentially amazing movies already. Not everything needs to be a cinematic universe.
Yeah and I prefer super Smash Bros as a tv show or as multiple shorts
Knowing Nintendo there’s most likely going. To be a NCU
Punch out is in this movie, so it already happened
If they want to make a cinematic universe, keep it exclusively to Mario. Having to throw in Zelda and Metroid and Kirby and have then all together for a Smash movie would just be stupid and clearly ripping off the Avengers. Mario already has enough characters and worlds outside of the Mushroom Kingdom to explore. Luigi's Mansion, Donkey Kong Country, throw in Wario for Wario Land, put in Rosalina and we'd have Mario Galaxy.
@The Ky i agree. I would love more mario universe movies but keep them separate from link and other Nintendo characters
It's nice that they used the song from the Captain Lou Mario show. Best part of the film.
Also, when I saw that "Peaches" song on UA-cam, I for some reason thought it was going to be a PUSA cover, and am extremely disappointed that it wasn't.
When me and mom went to see this movie a few days ago, I had to reassure myself and say”I’m am not a furry” like three times, as if it were a god damn affirmation when Dk came in screen.
Thank god we had the place to ourselves
I feel like these 3 would unironicaly laugh at a live leak murder video if you add "goofy ahh" sound effects to it
9:21 man America really said "Minors? Miners? What's the difference?"
4:00 Bro I can’t believe Eden would say this… anywyas guys my sonic plush is right next to me he enjoyed the video