Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: The Super Mario Brothers Movie in 19 Minutes or Less
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
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Happy Chanukah!
Keep working on your purpose dude!
Happy new yearto you and the rest of your family, you magnificent b*stard!! 🙂
I'm wondering if you could do this with Nostalgia Critic too? It feels like you could be a critic critic.
Happy New Years
Thank you very much for taking my suggestion on doing Cinemasins’ Mario Movie. I really appreciate it.
An explanation for the blue Luma, in case anyone forgets:
When Lumas die, they explode and turn into planets and galaxies.
That Lumas not suicidal, its ready to be reborn!
Can’t wait to see Rosalina in a future movie
15:56 Not to mention, the Koopa General who transformed into the Blue Shell SPECIFICALLY had a grudge against Mario.
And also it would have been stupid to kill peach because his boss literally wants to marry her and I think it will Be a bad idea to do that when your boss is bowser
This.
In Mario Kart, there's no actual conflict at play. Bowser and his minions are merely just other racers. In the movie, there _is_ conflict. Bowser and his henchmen aren't just racers this time. They aren't here to play a game, they're here to actually do damage to specific people, so they won't be following any rules here.
While Jeremy does have a point in the first sin that it would've been very fitting for the Minion to say "Banana", let's be honest: We know that if the Minion *did* say "Banana", Jeremy would've sinned it anyway because of the talking Minion
That's ultimately what I hate about CinemaSins. He's not being critical of movies, he's just bitching for the sake of bitching.
I still think it should have been a minion and donkey kong to be fighting over a banana
This. The Minions video proves it.
@@balls_gamingthis would have been great, and should be fine for the sequel
Jeremy reminds me of my mother that complains when I do (or dont do) something but when I listen and do the opposite, complains just the same.
I would have added another sin for him at 1:13 for calling Bowser's FORTRESS a "giant lava rock monster."
That makes me wonder if the fortress was built by (or with) Blaargs...
@@Mike14264 Blaarg River
Also his assumption that “it was ready 5 years ago” assuming he understands anything about the construction process of a magic flying volcano fortress or how long Bowser has been planning that attack.
Actually the blue shell, at least of what i know since Wii, will target whoever's in first even with placement change until it's a certain distance from 1st place. If you're smart and let the person behind get ahead when you see the indicator on the map, you won't get hit.
I do this all the time on people when i play
Can confirm that this is accurate information for the current games as well
I think it's like, the main strategy with these things. Don't be too good, don't be too fast, be clever, with a back up escape plan.
Half the time I make sure if it to hard to get out of it path, try to take someone else out with me, lol. Plus in the scene just before it decides to circle them, it does look like they are ahead of peach slightly. Also, game mechanics differ, seeing how mini mushrooms usally mean death and not a lost of the powerup
the real sin is the fact that he calls himself the "blue shell" when it's been made clear that it is the "spiny shell"
@een_39 but he isn't a spiny, he is a Koopa with a blue spiked shell. It would be incorrect to call it a spiny shell. Also, using any other name wouldn't please the fans who have been calling it the blue shell since it became a thing.
1:47 fun fact, cracking your neck, knuckles, back, et cetera, has no negative ripercussions on your body. Unless you exaggerate the motion and damage the muscle of course.
finally someone actually says this
people just say that it can damage you even if you do it lightly without doing ANY research at all
yeah i think he meant don't try to crack your neck bc you could seriously hurt yourself (especially because he seemingly is telling kids this, you know how dumb kids can be sometimes)
@@nickwx9816 Only possible if you grab your head and try to twist hard.
@@nickwx9816 you can't possibly do any damage to the sensitive parts of the neck without the muscle stopping you, either mechanically or die to pain becuse of overstretching/compressing
@@oiitsoranglee That is literally not possible, something else had to have been going on. Cracking your knuckles and such literally does nothing negative to the body.
7:05 I’d like to add another sin here. When Mario is in the in-between-warp area Jermy says “we never got to see it until now” however we actually have seen it before in the opening to Super Mario 3D World when Mario and the gang are traveling through a clear pipe.
In other words, Jeremy doesn't know shit about Mario/video games ex machina.
tbf that was a clear pipe instead of a regular pipe
He hasn't played anything after NES, he wouldn't know about this. The only reason why he knows about the blue shell is because it's been memed to death.
14:08 It’s never told because it’s shown. Mario gets the beating of a lifetime by DK, totally fine. Mario fights Bowser back in his world, visibly bruised. It is heavily implied that damage simply doesn’t have the same effect on Mario in the Mushroom Kingdom
THANK YOU
Birdman gave him 7 sins for sinning “Rainbow Road”…
1 sin for every colour of the rainbow.
Too clever bro 🤣🤣🤣
Something sweet:
Mario’s love for Peach started when she became the reason he saved his brother!
exactly, the reason luigi was kidnapped and not peach, is because Mario wouldn't save peach if he didn't know her yet, now in sequels if peach gets kidnapped mario would save her
See, i dont think y'all get what Luigi’s "Mario..." plea in the cage actually means.
Even upon finding out he's about to die, Luigi’s not freaking out cause he's STILL only thinking about Mario.
All he knows is Mario was last seen traveling with the princess, Bowser considers the princess to be his “fiancee", and now Bowser is getting married.
That wasn’t a plea for Mario to save him, it’s a plea for his brother to be okay.
And they say the Mario Brothers have a toxic relationship (cough cough Matpat)
@@UltimateDespairadoTo be fair, the video was about Mario being toxic to Luigi, not viceversa
@@berserkerciaran which is also NOT TRUE
Despite the fact that the ending to Luigi's Mansion 2 Dark Moon clearly shows Mario being thankful that he was once again saved by Luigi. Does showing gratitude towards someone really considered "toxic"?
Shaming a villain for being a villain will never not be annoying to me. How much media literacy do you need to lack to even come to such a conclusion?
"Oh wow, the sky is blue", truly a revolutionary take on our society and how we as humans operate.
"Wait, why did Big Jack Horner kill all of his men? Isn't that evil?" ~Jeremy, probably
I agree, if Hollywood followed all of CinemaSins' advices, then every movie would suck. I hate how CinemaSins would have his cake and eat it to. He'll give a movie a sin if it doesn't explain something clear enough, but also would give a movie a sin if the movie explains the thing via exposition or narration.
Agreed. Like I can’t name how many times I see people get upset at villain for being a villain.
*Ding*
The meaning of "circumlocution", I googled it so you wouldn't have to:
"the use of many words where fewer would do, especially in a deliberate attempt to be vague or evasive."
I haven’t watched this video (or CinemaSins one) yet but I have a feeling Jeremy is going to pander claiming the “plot is confusing” like some of the reviewers and I will roll my eyes as it’s one of the most linear movies I have watched. It shows exactly what is happening at all times
How could anyone find the Mario Movie confusing?!
...confusing plot??? Most folks that complain about the movie talk about there not being _enough_ plot! I was honestly super happy with the story that was being told (Brooklyn origins baby!!!), tho I always wish we'd get more of some of the vistas and locations we explore through, but never the less, it was a fun ride! It had more plot than the Mario anime movie, tho less world building than the '93 live action movie. And honestly? I love all three for the things they did. How could I not?
@@ShadowKamehameha32 When you're mentally retarded, everything simple and straightforward is confusing. That's why Jeremy sucks at movie discourse.
I didn't find the plot 'confusing', but rather, they went through a lot of effort into the training, and then going to get the kongs as an army...only for them to be promptly captured, and the only one remaining of the kongs being DK. Just felt like a chunk of the movie didn't really matter.
This proves Jeremy doesn't understand how every successful story in comics, movies, books and tv shows are constructed at 5:04
This is why channels like his needs called out he's outright sinning the hero's journey and has done it many times that every filmmaker is inspired by
It reminds me of Red letter media a socalled filmmaker had no idea who Joseph Campbell was smh
Nintendo went so hard to drive home the point how much the Mario Brothers love each other.
Literally every scene they have together shows it.
They did so to shut up everyone that keep claiming Mario hates Luigi.
Literally every argument they could possibly make gets smashed to pieces in this movie.
"They come from a broken family." Nope! They come from a big loving family.
"Luigi resents Mario and would turn on him in a second." Nope! Even in Bowser’s clutches, he cant stop singing his praises.
"But not as kids. No siblings are close as kids!" Nope! They were close as BABIES!
"Luigi's a little scaredy cat! You cant rely on him for anything!" Nope. Mario knew otherwise from day one. THAT'S why he pulled Luigi with him to grab the power star.
Matpat…
That’s all you need to know
@@UltimateDespairado who says I don't?
@@UltimateDespairadoBro OP is obviously posting this *because* of people who take MatPat’s word as gospel. He’s as media illiterate as Jeremy and still people gobble up his bad faith media analysis as if it has any merit. His “Super Metroid Video” (which is actually about Metroid Fusion but that game is less popular so he lied in the title) literally gets EVERYTHING WRONG.
Worth mentioning, that in Mushroom Kingdom and Kong Island, Mario doesn't get physically damaged, even though he does gets hurt.
But in New York, when fighting Bowser...
Wounds, scrapes, black eye...
MatPat has an explanation.
Man, we need a The Birdman for every grifter on this platform, someone to bring some cells back to the fanbase
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@@furrybproductionsnostalgia critic, Chris Stuckman, Your movies suck and Red letter media too
Another awesome video, Birdman!
When Jeremy sinned the Mario Kart scene, I was internally screaming, "F**k you, Jeremy!" It was literally one of the best scenes in the movie!
Toad in a monster truck
That’s all you need to know
15:56
Allow me to put on my nerd glasses. Jeremy is right in that the Blue Shell goes after the person in first, but only up to a point, roughly near said person. After it reaches them, it then begins its “detonation” and stays with that player. I know this from experience from seeing the Blue Shell on the mini-map while being in first, slowing down so second becomes first, wait for the explosion, then continue without being hit
Yah I was gonna say the same thing. Done it countless times while playing with friends. Lots of good memories of top 2 and sometimes even top 3 reversing on the course mid race to avoid the blue shell😂
Funny thing about that "Peach copying Elsa" thing. Ice Flowers as a power-up pre-date Frozen in more than 4 years.
Technically 6 years because they first debut in Super Mario Galaxy.
Coincidentally, 3D World, which allowed Peach and Rosalina to be playable in a 3D platformer for the first time and featured Ice Flowers, cane out at the same time.
It reminds of people calling the fantastic four "the incredibles" despite Fantastic Four debut a half century prior to the incredibles
@brindavison6466 actually the Ice Flower first premiered in Partners in Time, gamewise. In general the Ice Flower goes as far back as 1992, appearing in Vol. 5 of the Mario-kun manga.
Yes i looked this up when comparing Frozen's release to the Ice Flower
True, granted Peach never used the Ice flower in any game
“How did they throw this together so fast?!”
Uhm.. Did Jeremy forget all of the scenes and singing that show that Bowser has been planning this for a long time. He must’ve missed them, they were only EVERY SINGLE scene with Bowser. He must’ve been having fits of selective narcolepsy or something.
Notice how Old Jerm didn't call the music average? If it's one thing you can't crap on this movie for the soundtrack is phenomenal, both the reorchestrations of Mario-related music and the licensed choices.
Wish they toned down the licensed tracks but other than that loved the soundtracks
Have to disagree with the licensed music. Every time I heard a licensed song pop up, my first thought was "wait... why is this song being used in this scene?", especially when Take On Me started playing. Beyond that, I think licensed songs just are a bad choice for a Mario movie, seeing that the Mario franchise already has an insane list of OSTs that do not use licensed music from what I can remember. I would've much preferred a version of the Mario movie without a single licensed song.
@@Ze_eT I mean the only real sin of the licensed tracks is they're very safe, and sure none would have been ideal, but I'm willing to call it a net win.
@@Ze_eT The sad reality is using Mario OST would alienate general audiences. They'd listen to the songs, possibly enjoy them, but feel there is a reference they don't understand. As a Mario fan myself, I'm happy to hear OSTs I haven't heard before so I can look them up. But the average general audience member would possibly be annoyed to be reminded they aren't part of the community. Licensed music sadly is a way to bring general audiences in.
@@Frenzyshark Beyond the fact that Mario music has a general appeal and long running history in the consciousness of the general public, why would a non-licensed background music be alienating when general audiences aren’t known for thinking of background music in that way? If anything, licensed music is more alienating and dates the film unnecessarily because it takes away from the film itself by injecting reality for no reason.
People generally don't develop many memories from 0-3 but there are some exceptions. Especially if a memory is particularly formative, and suddenly arriving in the mushroom Kingdom might have been impactful enough for Peach's brain to remember it
I’m not against Chris Pratt as Mario, but *only* sinning Charlie Day’s & Seth Rogen’s performances is too odd.
Now I didn’t watch the full video, but does he sin every actor of the movie?
@@lop3938 Nope, just Charlie and Seth.
Truly, the only bad voice performance was from Cranky Kong, and that's more to do with direction & the script than Fred Armisen himself.
15:56 Actually, there is a bit of a delay on when the Blue shell locks in on a target depending on how far back the player who threw it was. It they're far back enough in the race, First place could allow second place to pass them and get hit instead, but it's a very short window. I've seen it multiple times, have done it to people a few times, and the Intro movie to Mario Kart Wii even makes a joke about it
In the modern games, I always assumed the lock was when you could hear the “Incoming Item!” sound effect, better known in the minds of mortals as “Farewell, first place…”
I was thinking the same thing.I swore I’ve swapped places with 2nd to avoid a blue shell
@@TheDMan2003 You can use a mushroom, golden mushroom, or boombox just before it strikes you to dodge it :)
Correct. The blue shell targets the person in first depending on how close it is, not when it has been activated.
Also, there is still many of times where I was still hit in 2nd when I was never in first. But that just be a video game flaw.
@@Soup-Boot I know of the ways to dodge it. Though the problem is you can’t get a Mushroom in first, and the “boombox” (Super Horn) is tied for the rarest item in the game (according to Mario Wiki), along with, ironically, the Blue Shell itself, Crazy Eight, and Blooper.
I felt physical pain when CinemaSins was talking about Cranky Kong 😭
Another thing about the frozen reference sin is: its not copying something if they did it first.
I had doubts about this movie at first but after watching it in theaters, my doubts quickly faded away. This movie is fantastic and could lead to a lasting franchise
Strong agree. Watching this was 90 minutes of pure delight :)
@@bstylesv1 you bet
I thought it was terrible…
I just wish the story was longer. I feel as if they rushed the story. Overall though it was still good
I watched it twice, and I think it's really mid. I absolutely love it though
Mario movie was so good and the references were on point.
True. My only complaint was it felt like the movie was going too fast. Other than that, it’s extremely well made, and a grand movie all around!
@@xdrakon8196 it at least adapted that part quickly, since Mario games are just action and no story (unless we’re counting the RPGs, but these are two different things)
So
Many
Easter eggs
I think it was meh but I had fun so it's aight
I love how Jeremy "sins" a plumbing repair scene by revealing he knows nothing about plumbing.
I literally rolled my eyes when he did that
My mum passed away last week, and I hate to say that the last thing that we ever did together was watch this movie. Thank you for protecting it, because I couldn't live with myself if it was shit.
"The mushroom kingdom loves PAWGs" killed me
'and your most powerful move, IS YOUR ASS'
18:29 wow I loved birdman once again using actual video game evidence to disprove Jeremy “confusion” about the “video game rules” (if anything the super Mario bros movie is very faithful to the source material and hence we loved it!)
9:20 To add on to your point, seeing as how Mario is technically the first human (and I mean the first ACTUAL human since the Toads are moreso humanoids) Peach has ever met in her life up to that point, coupled with her surprisingly less than stellar social skills (what with her getting right up in Mario's personal space as soon as she meets him and later flubbing her attempts to sell him a white lie to help him feel better about his training), it's safe to say that Peach is not being as insensitive as CinemaSins is making her out to be
It doesn't matter if these movies are sinful, or perfect, all that matters is that they are a fun time to see.
6:55 This is something a LOT of people need to learn. I see comments on videos about certain works being like "I just realized none of this would have ever happened if character didn't do this" and like... bruh... who cares???
But if it didn’t happen, there wouldn’t be a movie
@@UltimateDespairado Correctomundo
hell not just stories, actual real life events work this way too
16:01 adding onto this, if it's a team race in the blue show simply go for the one who is furthest ahead on the opposite team
I'll also mention that Bowser planned on marrying Peach, so I'm sure the Koopa general didn't want to kill his boss's "fiance."
16:15 LOVE how this guys says "He is a VILLAIN!" while CinemaSins guy is still talking! 😂😂😂
This is why detective Pikachi,Mario and Five Night's At Freddy's did so well
THEY GIVE WHAT THE FANS WANTED-
but Jeremey doesn't play Video games
Because Video Games need skill.
And the Sonic movies…
They’re movies. But they are not good adaptations of the Sonic games
Also also I really miss cinemasins of the old days. Their videos were only 3 or 4 minutes long but they actually pointed out legit sins and inconsistencies. Perfect example is the first avengers movie. They pointed out cap was touching his ear to communicate when there was no earpiece in sight.
Something i’d also like to point out, his sin at 11:19 about how its “unhealthy” Mario and Luigi haven’t been separated for more than a day or two, doesn’t make sense. As you established earlier, Mario and Luigi live at home with their entire family. At the end of the day they both will return home and see each other, whether it be for dinner or even just to say goodnight.
also lets think about this. They are twins. They lived in the same house for their entire life, they went to school together, they probably went places together by way of convenience or to protect eachother, and they grew up together and work at the same job as eachother.
They literally might have never had the chance to have even a second away from each other, barr using the bathroom one after the other
This particular CinemaSins video really struck a foul chord with me. "This movie is garbage because it's not what I wanted" is essentially what he was saying this whole time, no doubt trying to match the critics thoughts so that he can say he's definitely not a critic.
This is why I'm happy these videos exist
I've been SO EXCITED about Birdman doing his video in reply to Jeremy
@@bemasaberwyn55 Same!
CinemaSins never fails to be the most frustrating UA-camr on the platform 👏👏
Mmmm... SSSniperwolf is pretty frustrating.
I really liked this movie.
The animation is colorful and expressive, the references are great, and the voice actors were suprisingly really fitting.
As a Mario fan, i think this film has great potential for a sequel [just like with the Sonic Movie]
I didn’t like it.
Could you help me with something?@@xenophonanthony2791
I think all of the voice actors where good except chris pratt and Seth Rogan, but I think that's just me who dislikes seth rogans preformance
@@xenophonanthony2791 Good for you.
I love that the movie explains mario is naturally gifted for parkour because its new york, and hes just not used to the crazy mushroom kingdom BS
15:30 The Kongs probably knew that rainbow road was there
2:23 just a friendly reminder that not only did Jeremy not get close to a million views with the Mario video, but CinemaWins got more. Looks like it’s possible that people want to see movies get praised, not shit on.
I long for the day to see Birdman get more views on a video than Jeremy
I wish someone would also make this type of video for the Nostalgia Critic's reviews. He's equally as terrible at reviewing movies and has just as many cringey jokes, not understanding something because he's not paying attention or didn't do research on the source material. AND he leaves out footage from movies just to criticise something that the movie explains
Really? I knew Nostalgia Critic fell off but he can't be as bad as CinemaSins can he?
The thing about Nostalgia Critic is that he's more or less a character. Sure, he doesn't make that very obvious, but Doug and Nostalgia Critic are different characters. I know that doesn't excuse his sometimes misunderstandings, but it makes more sense when you take that all into account.
ye but he does the funneh memes that make me go hehehaha
I think the critics more overblown style and general on screen stupidity kinda differentiates himself from cinemasins, cinemasins is channel that tries to seriously tackle movies and tries to have an actual impact on how movies are made and seen (perhaps to great detriment to film and thought) were nostalgia critic seems to just be bad at reviewing movies, maybe even on purpose.
Nostalgia Critic is an overblown asshole clown and Cinemasins is trying to say something about Hollywood that passed everyone else 5 years back, it's a lot more fun to pick apart the strawman then boo at the clown really.
@@BananaHoovyJ.RabbitThing is, much like CinemaSins, NC's critique of films come from Doug's own opinions on said film. They're just hyper-stylised to fit the NC Character.
16:00 You can actually do that if the shell is far back enough though. Ive done it before. However, if you were to try to swap places when the shell just passed the person in 4th place for instance. Then it won't work
The guy going to town on the TV just brings back so many memories!
I swear, I had one of those on a desk, and I kid you not - it BROKE the desk.
The TV was fine.
The desk was in half.
Hearing Jeremy call Donkey Kong just "Donkey" hits me the same way hearing people call Luffy "Monkey" does
Dude, I swear to god for years I thought Luffy's middle name was "Diddy" because of how it sounded in the 4Kids OP and thought his name was a Donkey Kong reference.
it's probably the best prove that Jeremy doesn't know shit about Mario/DK and is pulling stuff out of his ass...
seriously, no one calls him Donkey
Legit rewatched last night. Bout time we had a perfect game movie.
Sonic movie:
It brings me joy seeing more video games that are decent and good.
Can’t wait for Sonic 3 and I hope they do a horror movie of Metroid or a racing movie with F-Zero
I really hope if we ever somehow get an undertale movie (epic name and pfp btw) it's this good@@Moonlord2193
5:36 I grew up with one of those TVs and I can’t believe it was that strong! I had no idea! I kinda miss that old tv.
“Why do movies always have people crack their necks?”
Bruce Lee. That’s why.
2:30 I personally would've done with "Jeremy sings a pop culture reference cliche."
17:34 was not expecting the RE namedrop, but as a massive RE fan this is totally accurate. glad that the mario movie actually gave fans what they wanted (compared to the horrid stuff us RE fans got with the live action films
Jeremy:Mario does not immediately check the size of his package in this scene.
1. Why would he do that
2. He is infront of a princess
3. That would make this movie R or NC-17 rated
4. *WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN?!*
You should have done
"Sentence: the princess is in another castle!" 😆
I cant believe how much he hated the movie. This video got me to watch it and it was great.
10:27
A vchild 😂 . Amazing video regardless
Glad to see you'll still give them props when they do a proper sin (obstacle course)
The Birdman is fair and just.
Of course.
“This is not how volcanoes work.”
Bro, this is a world where you can grow big and strong by eating a mushroom and all sorts of other power ups that give you special abilities, where blocks float, has talking mushroom people, monkeys, turtle guys, ect.
5:21 - Also....SINNING CHARLES MARTINET!
15:51 Not sure if anyone has pointed this out yet, but in modern MK games, the shell can be transferred to second place and it's only if it hasn't already started targeting someone. It's harder online because you can't be exactly sure *who* is in 1st place. Logically speaking, the race was lagging and so it went after Mario, but someone else mentioned that the koopa who turned into the blue shell already had a vendetta against Mario, so I think it's justified that he would go after him regardless, like a targeted triple red.
First time I read this, I thought MK stood for Mortal Kombat, but upon futher reading, I learnt you meant Mario Kart. Just caught me off guard
6:08
We even saw this in encanto. The whole family was living together, there was about three or four generations in that casita! How did cinemasins miss this!?
"That's it, CRY." 😂😂😂 I love that.
BWF
Thank you so much Birdman for posting this because I saw his review and was screaming at my TV. Keep up the good work💯
17:00 Fun Fact that makes this sin kinda null: The Ice Flower first appeared in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time which came out in 2005 in the US. Frozen came out in 2013. Jimmy is sinning ´´öö they took this from that´´ when the thing appeared in the franchise he´s critizising first-
Edit: also pretty sure that wouldnt count as copyright infringement either way because the concept of a blond ice princess can´t be copyrighted
Sining dry bones is a personal attack for me. Cinemasins has a lot of nerves
6:07 we have that in Brazil as well. I personally never understood the american mentality of "if you live with your parents, you're a loser with nothing of value to live for", because here, if we live with our parents, or at most close to them, we do so to help them in their old age, with bills, taking them where they need to good, and so on.
7:14 Not to mention, we DO see this once in 3D world LMAO
Y'know, the one video I saw of him was about Tron, the original Tron from 1982. I've watched it a few years later, and while it is definitely the definition of a cult classic (I really don't think I could recommend it to my folks or most other people I know), it definitely was one I enjoyed.
While the story's pace was very subdued and calm, it had a lot of thought put into the mythos of the world, which I always figured was one of its main appeals.
And of course, while the graphics and CGI are very dated by today's standards, and even some of the costumes are a bit goofy, the set and costume design as a whole is pretty incredible and stylistic, and the CGI effects for the time must've been beyond mind-blowing!
It was CGI _before_ CGI! They had to make everything from scratch, from the help of different companies that specialized in different types of computer graphics, going through ridiculously huge hoops and a lot of arduous work to make something most folks can make on Blender these days in less than an hour.
In terms of computer graphics and effects for movies, we've come a long way ever since 1982. These guys pioneered CGI, and when one realizes that, you can't help but appreciate Tron just that much more. I wish we'd see more of the franchise these days.
So, where was I? Oh yeah, CinemaSins' video felt too cynical and unreasonable even when 8 hadn't seen the movie yet (I didn't spoil myself too much anyways, I honestly didn't want to watch the whole video), and I'm... glad? to see that I didn't miss much by not keeping up with CinemaSins' shenanigans.
Didn't realize his videos used to be a lot shorter than what they are now, that hardly seems fair for the movies he talks about these days. I know this can be played up for laughs, and this is just a satyrical character he's playing, much like James Rolfe and the Angry Video Game Nerd, or Doug Walker and the Nostalgia Critic, but the thing is, we don't really have a reference point nor any insight to CinemaSins' actual thoughts about it.
Even if the Nerd seems more reasonable with much of his criticism nowadays (in some of his older videos, particularly Lester the Unlikely, you could tell he was parodying an actual nerd that was playing the game wrong), and... I don't really have a point of reference for the Nostalgia Critic since it has been a while ever since I've watched his videos honestly... with CinemaSins, we kinda get... nothing. Could be a joke, could be sincere. Could be /j or /srs.
It's Schrodinger's Troll - you never know if a guy with outlandishly bad takes is being serious or not, because when they then say "nah, I was joking", you then think he could be just saying that to save face.
16:37 Saying one of the worst Muppets movies is better than this one. That alone should've been worth 5 sins
Additional Sin: Calling the Toad's Halberds "Spear-Axe Things". Unforgivable.
9:26 This reminded me why I ever became a fan of Cinemasins to begin with, and then it went all downhill from here llmao
6:34
You are absolutely fucking right. Old Cinemasins is why I watched them. New Cinemasins is why I watch you.
Old Cinemasins was Jurassic Park
New Cinemasins is The Lost World
I didn't make it past the second Jurassic Park movie but I know it was all downhill from there.
8:16 1,000,000 sins for daring to say anything bad about the perfect fictional character of dry bones
I actually think Chris Pratt did a pretty good job
He's hardly the biggest Pratt in this equation
Jack was awesome as Bowser he took the og voice from the 1990s cartoon and put his own flair on it
If anything, it seems any problems are purely a vocal director issue, rather than the VAs themselves. It feels like they deliberately toned down the accent he was trying.
I'm pretty sure the newer games like New Super Mario Bros (which came out years before this movies) do have a giant cloudy space/realm/dimension/whatever while you travel through certain pipes
3:52 Scene manipulation, the car broke down, and there's always construction in NY shoulda dinged their ass lmaoo
12:00 - I remember like up to 1.5-2 years old. I'm 36 now!
Weirdly enough I think all the voice work in this movie is actually pretty decent, the castings while kinda unorthodox actually fit well
I'll be honest, I don't get what the hang up is on the voice acting in this movie (apart from doing it as joke) because honestly I think all the actors blew it out of the water, I mean to be fair the was no way Jack would've disappointed the guy is known for committing to the bit, but Charlie Day, Anya Taylor Joy, fuck even Chris Pratt were surprisingly good picks and felt natural from the start of the story to the end.
I like how you swapped Donkey Kong for Drift King when calling him DK.
Excuuuse me, but I'll have you know I've won more Kart races as Bowser than you could ever imagine
Oh, you're a beast.
I'm going to put the same comment here that I did Jeremy's video. The one thing I would be glad he should have sinned was that generic old blue toad could have been Toadsworth. I mean the concept art has Toadsworth in them.
the Super Mario Movie is successful, because it is everything fans wanted it to be XD its own story, but still enough that it FEELS part of the universe XD and its also fun fluff enough, that litterally anyone could go watch it
Also add to the memory thing. Tramatic memories are probably going to be remembered.
6:35 I hated hearing CinemaSins dunk on the pressure valve. It IS exciting. If they don't turn it properly in time, the city could flood, and more urgently, they would drown!
God damn, your point about CS making shorter videos was brilliant. Let's hope they listen to you...but they probably won't.
While i do agree that blue shell is a bastard to any race leaders, and anyone close to the proximity of the leader, it also misses the leader when it crosses the finish line, or it still hits him out of spite, and went for the next best thing, hitting the next person who hasn't crossed the finish line.
You should a compilation of old Cinemasins actually showing mistakes in movies, to further emphasize how they have de-evolved from the past.
I still have in my mind sins they pointed out; on transformers dark of the moon:
The entire highway chase was a copy past from “the island” with added CGI.
In the same scene, some road indicators become a tampon for the decepticons to jump, but as the shots are played out they constantly change places.
Once Nest is able to get to Chicago and the parachute using special suits the camera crew can be seen in the sky.
And the infamous clock, as it changes through scenes, as the Autobots and Sam are trying to stop the pillar.
Man 2023 has really been the year of nostalgia, a lot of great kid/family friendly films that came out, and in turn hella merch 😂❤️
7:08 this scene is heavily inspired by Super Mario 3D World's intro where Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad enter the Sprixie Kingdom through a clear pipe, so yeah, we do know how that looks like
The sinning of Bowser's stalker stuff is stupid for the stuff mentioned here.
Friendly reminder that movies don't have to be Citizen Kane levels of deep to be good.
(Also, Luigi is my favorite of the two bros.).
Honestly, it’s enough for me that the movie is cute. Why must a movie be daring or whatever to be good? “This movie is mid,” so? It’s competently put together and the characters have characters and Mario and Luigi’s relationship is adorable. A movie doesn’t have to be groundbreaking to be fun to watch.
THANK YOU!!!!!!! I get so sick of seeing these fools complaining. They seem to think every movie that releases needs to somehow be on the godfather level
@@joshuawillis602 its annoying how movies can only be great, mid or bad.
apparently 'good' or 'decent' is gone now from our lexicon.
in my honest opinion, the movie is decent. as a movie, its decent, as a love letter to fans, its amazing.
18:52 Nah when Lebron loses it goes straight to AD, Darvin Ham, or DLO nowadays. He's so good when he fails the blame can be pointed elsewhere
Happy New Years
Thank you very much for taking my suggestion on doing Cinemasins’ Mario Movie. I really appreciate it.
Imagine not being able to understand The Super Mario Bros movie