Growing up in Wink Dink City wasn't that bad. I graduated Elbertson's Elementary School and went directly into the job market as a pharmacist. With this prestigious occupation I could afford to take our family on the yearly vacation to drive past the Statue of Liberty. I've lived in this city my whole life, and I still don't know where the dump is. The trucks collect our trash but no one knows where they go with it.
What are you talking about? I lived in Wink Dink my whole life and saw nothing apart a few houses around a garbage dump - one of them mine. Trucks kept coming from somewhere, to unload trash, but I never figured out which city they came from. I bet we were importing it for money to build that Statue of Liberty I kept hearing about.
He was my town’s mayor once too. My grandfather passed away not soon after he was elected, and there was no cemetery in our town. I went to Jerma with this issue, and instead of having one built, he put up carnival rides instead (even after stating he “wouldn’t do that”) Never has my grandfather ever been so disrespected as the way Jerma disrespected him that day
You're a resident in "Wink Dink City". There's 3 elementary schools and no universities, the only high institute is the arts museum which specializes in macabre arts from the cemetery directly beside it. You take a shower in the untreated diarrhea filth because President Jerma forgot to connect two pipes near the sewage treatment, to prepare for your new job as a first responder from the hundreds of car accidents from the new "Car accident ordinance". You've had to move your house three times because of the new 6-lane residential roads. As soon as you finish unpacking and finish your day of getting stuck in a traffic jam for 8 hours, you come home to find your house replaced without notice by a Fire Department due to the fire that started today and wiped out half the town. They hand you your new outfit and you work another 8 hours while you figure out your new housing. Your only option is the ""scenic route"" neighborhood which is a single twisting 6-lane road leading to the middle of nowhere. You sigh, knowing your house is on a presently 2-lane road with high traffic.
@@danzgalliwag You know damn well how many people simp for Jerma and would throw themselves at the opportunity to not only have him as their mayor, but to follow him around making schmee noises at him all day. If anything, this town is more pleasant then what it realisticially should be since it's NPCs and not living, breathing chat members.
Jerma comes to my house everyday and fills it with bags of garbage from his secret landfill. I try to stop him but he's immune to bullets, fire, knives, and acid. Please help me
26:45 i love how he raises commercial taxes to 15% and immediately starts checking every vehicle that leaves the city to see if people are “leaving in droves”
Cities Skylines is baby's first city builder, it basically plays itself and it's nearly impossible to build a bad city. The only hard part is having good traffic, which is borderline impossible without abusing game mechanics to cheat the godawful broken traffic simulation.
Imagine your mayor, demolishing your house for a 4 lane highway through your residential block, and he mocks you by saying "I didn't like that" in a stupid voice.
Can you imagine living in a working class suburban neighborhood and the fucking maniac mayor not only institutes a city income tax but puts it at over 10% holy shit
The classic first time Cities: Skyline experience. You start doing stuff and you run out of money. Then you start another city. First one is always the test run
When we showed mayor Jerma the road plan he ordered us to build - he began hyperventilating, then suffocating as he was dying of laughter, but the ambulance couldn't come save his life as it was stuck in a traffic jam.
The weirdest part to me is that people like this channel are the people that end up being hired to work on 2ndjerma, but for whatever reason the edits turn out feeling so much... worse?
Growing up in Wink Dink City wasn't that bad. I graduated Elbertson's Elementary School and went directly into the job market as a pharmacist. With this prestigious occupation I could afford to take our family on the yearly vacation to drive past the Statue of Liberty. I've lived in this city my whole life, and I still don't know where the dump is. The trucks collect our trash but no one knows where they go with it.
What are you talking about? I lived in Wink Dink my whole life and saw nothing apart a few houses around a garbage dump - one of them mine. Trucks kept coming from somewhere, to unload trash, but I never figured out which city they came from. I bet we were importing it for money to build that Statue of Liberty I kept hearing about.
I voted Jerma as my towns mayor and when he was elected he bulldozed my house and put up a smaller statue of liberty in its place
well, it was one of his campaign promises
The line "put up a smaller Statue of Liberty in its place." puts the image in my mind that your house was already shaped like the Statue of Liberty.
Average republican and democrat
@@jaykemp2861 hahhahaha
He was my town’s mayor once too. My grandfather passed away not soon after he was elected, and there was no cemetery in our town. I went to Jerma with this issue, and instead of having one built, he put up carnival rides instead (even after stating he “wouldn’t do that”) Never has my grandfather ever been so disrespected as the way Jerma disrespected him that day
Local billionaire mayor refers to his civilians as “bacteria”
>"there's not been a fire yet"
>slashes fire department budget
there's something applicable to real life politics here
Literally happened not even that long ago. I think it was in California.
Lucas Critique in economics
The neoliberal special
You're a resident in "Wink Dink City". There's 3 elementary schools and no universities, the only high institute is the arts museum which specializes in macabre arts from the cemetery directly beside it. You take a shower in the untreated diarrhea filth because President Jerma forgot to connect two pipes near the sewage treatment, to prepare for your new job as a first responder from the hundreds of car accidents from the new "Car accident ordinance". You've had to move your house three times because of the new 6-lane residential roads.
As soon as you finish unpacking and finish your day of getting stuck in a traffic jam for 8 hours, you come home to find your house replaced without notice by a Fire Department due to the fire that started today and wiped out half the town. They hand you your new outfit and you work another 8 hours while you figure out your new housing. Your only option is the ""scenic route"" neighborhood which is a single twisting 6-lane road leading to the middle of nowhere. You sigh, knowing your house is on a presently 2-lane road with high traffic.
CINEMA
the fact that Wink Dink City has any residents at all is proof that it's a video game
😂😂😂 I can't breathe
@@danzgalliwag
You know damn well how many people simp for Jerma and would throw themselves at the opportunity to not only have him as their mayor, but to follow him around making schmee noises at him all day.
If anything, this town is more pleasant then what it realisticially should be since it's NPCs and not living, breathing chat members.
“This is fun, this is like an Ipad game without the money” 19:50 that is a deranged statement.
He is an ipad baby please be kind
What a thing to be saying as a boomer
One more lane and traffic will be a distant memory. Just one more lane.
Jerma comes to my house everyday and fills it with bags of garbage from his secret landfill. I try to stop him but he's immune to bullets, fire, knives, and acid. Please help me
you can tell a lot of his bits are visual bits but you cant even see them. unhinged behavior
26:45 i love how he raises commercial taxes to 15% and immediately starts checking every vehicle that leaves the city to see if people are “leaving in droves”
building the most expensive university just for an earthquake to demolish it 20 seconds later 😭
What a great edit, 7 hour stream turned into 2 hours while still being perfectly cohesive and not feeling jumpy at all, Good stuff!
This was 7 hours???
thank you dumptruck this will pair fantastically with my 4 mcchickens
dont get ecoli
this is like the mobile game ads where the guy is doing everything wrong to make you think "i could do way better than this"
jerma builds like he's never seen a town
Has he?
Don't be mean. He has only been on Earth for like 2 years or so. He is trying his best! He even hides his mistakes by doing the funnies.
To be fair, the places he has lived are far from normal
@@ZeallustImmortal where had he been? He's not in us?
@@ZeallustImmortal … American cities?
So glad the jermite colony finally has a town to call home. Our nomadic days are finally over
24:45 I love it when they reference the name of the show in the show itself :')
You can tell he lives in Vegas by how he plans out his city.
ANOTHER 6 LANE HIGHWAY YEAHHH
Mayor rants about bidets as there are several corpses in residential houses
I’m imagining having to live in this hellish city and I am filled with immense frustration and sorrow
Just when I needed more Jerma content, thanks
gordom
hafl lifwe
"This game SUCKS!" *less than a minute later* "This game's sick!!"
thank you dumptruck we all say in unison
I'm screaming thank you so much for editing this mr. truck
The moment Jerma construct that hidden tunnel for secret residential, it immediately seal the town population fate right down the volcano shitter.
In Jerma's mind the mayor is responsible for personally building every single building in town.
We eating good tonight
Man, Cities Skylines is too easy of a game when you can have a road infrastructure like that and still be deep in the green.
The roads are like, the most frustrating thing in this game, too. I am impressed (feeling fear)
Cities Skylines is baby's first city builder, it basically plays itself and it's nearly impossible to build a bad city. The only hard part is having good traffic, which is borderline impossible without abusing game mechanics to cheat the godawful broken traffic simulation.
i really appreciate these long edits, they help calm me down as weird as that may sound, so Thank you!
same here!
Imagine your mayor, demolishing your house for a 4 lane highway through your residential block, and he mocks you by saying "I didn't like that" in a stupid voice.
I knew you could be an inexperienced novice at this game, but I've never seen anyone be actively BAD at it.
Wait until you see Jerma play A Little to the Left, or literally any chill game. Except Miku Picross.
his road management makes me want to cry
i love jerma because he is constantly at war with himself
Aren’t we all?
You’re god’s gift to earth, this 2nd jerma video was my introduction to the goat. Been wanting a true long edit
jesus he was ZONKED out his gourd on this one
alternate title: playmat architect
I know I’m going deep down the Jerma rabbit hole when I’m getting long edits recommended to me 4 hours after they’re uploaded
I miss him. Rip
I can still hear him being social and with it and ferocious… 😭
@@Pigpugborj king of the junjle
still cant believe he fell into his own meat grinder
This was the worst experience of my life. Would recommend, 5 stars.
dumptruck saved my life
Can you imagine living in a working class suburban neighborhood and the fucking maniac mayor not only institutes a city income tax but puts it at over 10% holy shit
Socialist Jerma moment
@@sonsofisstvan1675 loser
He's a BASED socialist
oh shut up bootlicker
Even county income tax is already crazy
Tysm Dumptruck
I was 60 minutes into the VOD just yesterday and this edit is the best surprise
Thank you for this
Megadumper blesses us again on this sacred day.
dumptruck i love your edits but i beg of you to (if possible) cite when the stream in question was actually streamed
You mean the vod?
thx for ur work dumpy
this is what i needed
The McChicken guy would make a good Mayor in LA
we love you dumptruck
Hell yeah new dump
we love eating the dump
@@dan_loeb get help
the citizens of wink dink city after another garbage facility gets built after 3 years of garbage piling up
Oh shit the great Wink Dink City streams, I loved these streams
loving the fallout 1 soundtrack usage so far
The classic first time Cities: Skyline experience. You start doing stuff and you run out of money. Then you start another city. First one is always the test run
Why is anything car related so goddamn funny to Jerma (bad traffic, car accidents, the same car in a sequence of 3 or more in a row)
BUILD RESOURCES!
When we showed mayor Jerma the road plan he ordered us to build - he began hyperventilating, then suffocating as he was dying of laughter, but the ambulance couldn't come save his life as it was stuck in a traffic jam.
im dumping my truck
I lost it at the bidet rant
Would be cool if you'd put in the pre stream chat thing usually there are some gems from jerma there, thanks for the edit tho great work
YES! I CAN FINALLY EAT DINNER
Jerma has single handedly made me straight
X cubic meter
O em three
lets fuckin go
3:15 Jerma blinker sound should be popular
What is up with the unsettling background music…
me when dumptruck uploads 😱😄
24:44 Holy frick, is this where you got your name from?
no shade but this is a lot better abridging compared to 2ndjerma's version
The weirdest part to me is that people like this channel are the people that end up being hired to work on 2ndjerma, but for whatever reason the edits turn out feeling so much... worse?
@@ZeallustImmortalit's because they're shorter. you don't really notice how much that extra 20-40 minutes makes a difference until it's gone