Wink Dink City's Grand Re-Re-Re-opening

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  • @spoobledorp
    @spoobledorp 2 роки тому +3991

    Imagine the mayor of your city is making an announcement and he just starts saying "I'm g- just gonna make a new city, I'm gonna make a brand new city. This one's FUCKED" and then he leaves

    • @TheGreatCalsby
      @TheGreatCalsby 2 роки тому +322

      LOL
      > attends grand opening
      > says the city is fucked
      > builds a new city
      > refuses to elaborate
      > leaves

    • @analyticCioccolata
      @analyticCioccolata 2 роки тому +184

      4 hours later the new city's gone bankrupt because of fucking roads

    • @Byler39
      @Byler39 2 роки тому +36

      The entire plot from “Parks and Rec”

    • @FENomadtrooper
      @FENomadtrooper 2 роки тому +25

      Hey, if could be worse. You could have been in that new city that got nuked by a meteor.

    • @coffee1080
      @coffee1080 2 роки тому +15

      @@Byler39 sorry i dont watch poor people entertainment like cable, care to explain it?

  • @AbsentIntelligence
    @AbsentIntelligence 2 роки тому +3830

    "Excuse me I'd like to refund this bridge."
    The architect just stares blankly, unsure how they're supposed to react to this statement of complete and utter madness.

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 2 роки тому +468

      “You’re contracting us to demolish this bridge and clean up all the debris from the river. And you expected the money you payed for its construction to be refunded…?”

    • @NicholasEzclapz
      @NicholasEzclapz 2 роки тому +56

      This made me laugh audibly.

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth 2 роки тому +185

      "it's like tinker toys right, you just un-click the pieces"

    • @pixelatedbishop
      @pixelatedbishop 2 роки тому +18

      Literally crying from laughing

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 2 роки тому +14

      You could say that this guy is FUCKED

  • @near4462
    @near4462 2 роки тому +1310

    Chat not talking out of sulkiness because he wouldn't center the bridge is gold

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 роки тому +126

      @The Jerma985 I imagine two thirds didn't care about the bridge, the inherent shitposter in all of us just jumped at the chance to meme hard or die trying

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 2 роки тому +66

      I like to think that entire part of chat is pouting too

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 роки тому +7

      @The Jerma985 +2

  • @hooty8703
    @hooty8703 2 роки тому +2311

    Jerma being the lead designer of a city would probably lead to natural disasters occurring more often just to make him mad

  • @boodle399
    @boodle399 2 роки тому +1761

    Imagine protesting the mayor to straighten and fix a bridge in your city to avoid accidents and increase efficiency only for him to respond by tearing down the bridge and building an even worse one to spite the city

    • @SRowntree
      @SRowntree 2 роки тому +84

      I mean that's sort of what Chris Christie did

    • @bakedandsteaked
      @bakedandsteaked 2 роки тому +2

      Real

    • @boodle399
      @boodle399 2 роки тому +12

      @@SRowntree please do tell

    • @bogmanhimself4656
      @bogmanhimself4656 2 роки тому +93

      and then the city is immediately struck by a meteor as an act of god for the mayor's hubris

    • @SRowntree
      @SRowntree 2 роки тому +106

      @@boodle399 Purely out of spite he shut down a major bridge and took his family to the beach. It was a huge scandal.

  • @junkmail103
    @junkmail103 2 роки тому +409

    Local mayor streamer thinks building a bridge and then immediately destroying it is a net zero transaction

  • @jackmetrro
    @jackmetrro 2 роки тому +802

    I feel bad for the citizens of Wink Dink City. Their mayor comes back for like 15 minutes calls the place a shit hole, demolishes the powerplant and leaves the city powerless.

  • @Uncle_Fatt
    @Uncle_Fatt 2 роки тому +555

    Imagine a magnitude 7 earthquake hitting your city, and instead of coming up with some recovery plan, the mayor just says "But I didn't even do this one!" with mild irritation.

  • @diogenesfinewines
    @diogenesfinewines 2 роки тому +707

    "I just want it to be efficient!" -Designs the most inefficient city to ever exist

    • @ResistTheGreatReplacementEU
      @ResistTheGreatReplacementEU 2 роки тому +31

      Fr, all the roads are literally facing away from the highway.

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 2 роки тому +16

      @@ResistTheGreatReplacementEU Efficient in the manner of driving its citizens insane.

  • @WindowsDevPro
    @WindowsDevPro 2 роки тому +710

    I like how at once point Jerma literally modeled an entire city after a uterus.

  • @austinjohnson4551
    @austinjohnson4551 2 роки тому +718

    how does an Ice cube factory "not have enough raw materials" lmao

    • @jmmjjmmjjmmj
      @jmmjjmmjjmmj 2 роки тому +59

      global warming

    • @quagernag
      @quagernag 2 роки тому +84

      @@jmmjjmmjjmmj Woulnd’t that make more water, hence there’s more raw material for making ice cubes?

    • @zeldaau1017
      @zeldaau1017 2 роки тому +52

      @@quagernag no no, you don't get it, global warming makes the water so hot that it cooks, not making it a "raw" material anymore

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 2 роки тому +54

      @@quagernag no bc then the ice cubes just melt again

    • @surroundgatari
      @surroundgatari 2 роки тому +44

      flint, michigan

  • @BlueSpiceSpace
    @BlueSpiceSpace 2 роки тому +4123

    I am loving all these golden era Jermstreams, I am looking forward to the video of the one he did at 3am where he started listing the ip addresses of random chatters and looking at their houses on google street view.

    • @Psyrus88
      @Psyrus88 2 роки тому +457

      Well that's just fucked.
      I'd very much like to see this.

    • @hmnsdnssx
      @hmnsdnssx 2 роки тому +49

      LMFAO

    • @Blocko_Boi
      @Blocko_Boi 2 роки тому +26

      Good comment

    • @TheSaemiProduction
      @TheSaemiProduction 2 роки тому +50

      Did this actually happen? Or ehm will it happen. It seems reasonable

    • @Nathrezim0
      @Nathrezim0 2 роки тому +438

      @@TheSaemiProduction Wasn't very reasonable of him to then SWAT the viewers he doxed, but yeah

  • @thelegalsystem
    @thelegalsystem 2 роки тому +588

    I like how Jerma makes all these assumptions about how complex game systems work and they're almost always wildly incorrect.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 2 роки тому +49

      All he had to do was read the fucking Manual, but Noooo "Am Human I-I'm better than paper writing of a Manual that isn't Human." Like what the fuck Jerma do you not know how books work?

    • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
      @firstnamelastname-oy7es 2 роки тому +118

      He does it with simple games too, invents rules out of thin air then follows them to failure.
      Like insurance fraud in Saints row.

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 2 роки тому +11

      @@firstnamelastname-oy7es Wait what? What did he do in insurance fraud? I didn't even know he played SR

    • @genderender
      @genderender 6 місяців тому +4

      @@snkybrki he got too skrunk when playing

  • @thescaredshadow
    @thescaredshadow 2 роки тому +282

    Even the meteor was disgusted with Jerma's uncentered bridge.

  • @lopamurblamo
    @lopamurblamo 2 роки тому +259

    GUYS I GOT SUCKED IN AND HAVE BEEN TRAPPED IN WINK DINK CITY III FOR A YEAR I ONLY JUST GOT ACCESS TO A COMPUTER PLEASE LET ME OUT

    • @Minersteev
      @Minersteev 2 роки тому +44

      shoulda been more careful around wormholes.

    • @GermanKerman
      @GermanKerman Рік тому

      U ok?

    • @kylerc7343
      @kylerc7343 Рік тому +1

      @@GermanKermanhe lived… 😢😢

    • @Sweld549
      @Sweld549 Рік тому +9

      @@GermanKerman He ran out of money. Some say he's still trapped between toll booths thirty two and thirty three to this day.

    • @BallonEEE.
      @BallonEEE. 4 місяці тому +2

      ⁠@@Sweld549he would have ditched the car by now if he didn’t REALLY want to park by the statue of liberty

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 2 роки тому +449

    Jerma talks about his school days like he's unearthing long-lost memories or reciting slam poetry.

    • @junkdog4138
      @junkdog4138 2 роки тому +64

      I mean, he is 154 years old. They are long-lost memories

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 2 роки тому +1064

    how dare Jerma cheat like this. he betrayed my trust and built a community pool with it. what a great streamer he is +2

    • @ponponpatapon9670
      @ponponpatapon9670 2 роки тому +45

      he can't manage money for his LIFE. how is he not HOMELESS? +2.

    • @UnDedCharger
      @UnDedCharger 2 роки тому +2

      Maybe this will finally win him a game award

    • @tajkoreddeninthearctic194
      @tajkoreddeninthearctic194 2 роки тому +11

      You. You are my opportunity. What is this +2 -2 business and is it exclusive to Jerma

    • @JomasterTheSecond
      @JomasterTheSecond 2 роки тому +40

      @@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 There's a post on the Jerma wiki about it (yes, there's a Jerma wiki). I'll quote it here.
      "+2 and -2 come from when Jerma streamed Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days with Etalyx. They set a timer, and their goal was to beat the game within 4 hours. However, for every good joke they made they got 2 minutes added to the clock, and for every bad joke they made they got 2 minutes taken from the clock. The audience would voice their opinions by typing "+2" or "-2" in the chat. In the end the two streamers were just barely successful, finishing the game with 45 seconds remaining.
      After this, chat continued to use +2 and -2 to tell Jerma whether any of his jokes were landing or not, becoming something of a meme."

    • @EpicButStillPissedOffGamer
      @EpicButStillPissedOffGamer 2 роки тому +12

      @@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 when he gets a +2, $2 is subtracted from his total debt. -2's are added to the pile. This is not unique to Jerma; but it is a strange way to manage your finacials.

  • @Mystic-Midnight
    @Mystic-Midnight 2 роки тому +128

    I love how the Meteor hit Jerma's golden spot of the city. The fucking Hospital, Fire station, Police Station, both elementary schools and the highschool AND the connector between the other island and the rest of the city

  • @bogmanhimself4656
    @bogmanhimself4656 2 роки тому +211

    17:22 actual footage of city planners designing portland oregon

    • @rinstead5769
      @rinstead5769 2 роки тому +25

      That made me fucking laugh

    • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
      @DUKEHadToDoItToEm 2 роки тому +8

      I read this and thought "huh"?
      Double tapped to fast forward 5 seconds and nearly spit out my drink

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother 4 місяці тому +3

      It looks like one of those Timelapse’s where the person knows exactly what they’re doing but that is objectively not what is happening

  • @vincentmoncalamari510
    @vincentmoncalamari510 2 роки тому +273

    Jerma: *Builds spaceship launch site*
    Also Jerma: “Why am I LOSING MONEY??”

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 2 роки тому +167

    **names NPC "chat"**
    **NPC proceeds to waste as much of Jerma's time as possible**

  • @AWormsPurpose
    @AWormsPurpose 2 роки тому +355

    Jerma's second new city looks like when you were 10 and tried to invent your own cool logo or symbol

    • @kinoko6096
      @kinoko6096 2 роки тому +12

      Holy shit I didn’t know other people did this

    • @DoABarrelRol1l
      @DoABarrelRol1l 2 роки тому +6

      Pretty fucking good one might I add
      I’d join his team

  • @PopSusi
    @PopSusi 2 роки тому +304

    I love Jerma's editors so much, they're super skilled too. Like Jerma reading to build rectangle streets and then cutting to Jerma making rectangle roads on the triangles. Or saying "I don't have enough money for this" and then to him demolishing the roads is so funny to me.

    • @catpokemon2236
      @catpokemon2236 2 роки тому +47

      Also the “I’ll turn off infinite money right after this” and cuts to him building more shit

    • @amystarnes5977
      @amystarnes5977 2 роки тому +37

      They do a real good job of capturing the madness of what it's like to watch him live. The only thing that doesn't translate into edits is just how much time he spends on some of this stuff.

  • @riffofthegods
    @riffofthegods 2 роки тому +154

    jerma has never seen a progression system in his life

  • @whynotll83
    @whynotll83 2 роки тому +161

    Imagine while at a baseball game you look at the big screens and you see a red and black pulsating mass.

    • @vvwvwwvwwv
      @vvwvwwvwwv 2 роки тому +42

      Funniest shit I've ever seen

    • @Brasbu
      @Brasbu 2 роки тому +36

      LMAO i'm dying ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᵗ ᵖᶦᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 роки тому +20

      @@Brasbu the idea of The Horror PICKING someone to kill instead of it being random is fucking horrifying

    • @sleepCircle
      @sleepCircle Рік тому +6

      @@SwizzleDrizzl it has to be sentient in order to figure out how to make everyone laugh. it has to read their thoughts to mirror back something that will trigger that response.

  • @Calzilla-yd8qg
    @Calzilla-yd8qg 2 роки тому +103

    Imagine walking into your town's new amusment park and getting a official text from the city oridence declaring your name is now "chat"

  • @gigginoxplayer
    @gigginoxplayer 2 роки тому +106

    Imagine you’re a road worker and you just see your contracter come in, grab a sharpie in each hand, terrifyingly scribble across the whiteboard before smearing shit on it, and then he goes; “I think we can use this.”

  • @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen
    @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen 2 роки тому +63

    Not enough raw materials at the ice cube factory right down the street from a massive lake

  • @galacsinhajto
    @galacsinhajto 2 роки тому +119

    He placed all those roads like he was an alien just getting familiar with the concept of human settlements, and then he had the audacity to tell chat to "look at Google maps". I love this man so much.

  • @deud.
    @deud. 2 роки тому +101

    jerma's idea of a ritzy high school is one with a McDonald's and Wendy's inside

    • @spencykings3182
      @spencykings3182 2 роки тому +13

      fucking obsessed with this assumption. when i think of a ritzy high school my first thought is a high school with fucking mcdonalds and a wendy's in the cafeteria. what? huh? how is that ritzy to you, jeremy? how is your first thought when presented with the concept of "ritzy high school" fast food in the cafeteria? this man is out of his fucking mind

    • @dymaxion3988
      @dymaxion3988 5 місяців тому +1

      It makes sense from a very specific, stereotypical or cartoon-character-like teen mentality. It made me think of a part in one of the diary of a wimpy kid books, where a kid gets dropped off at school mid-day and brings fast food for his lunch, and since greg’s mom is a square who doesn’t get fast food very often, he begs for a fry and is given half of one from the bottom of the bag.

    • @FloofMother
      @FloofMother 4 місяці тому

      It’s literally just a mall

  • @tokidokiaudiobooks
    @tokidokiaudiobooks 2 роки тому +55

    The river parting was god leading his chosen people out of a metaphorical egypt

  • @itsyaboiguzma
    @itsyaboiguzma 2 роки тому +53

    The center the bridge or we're not talking was a great riot to witness first hand.

  • @pyritepanx
    @pyritepanx 2 роки тому +109

    Even though jerma was going to take us into the city against our will, there is no way I am not gonna move to a city called Wink Dink City

  • @TheMimicBox
    @TheMimicBox 2 роки тому +154

    We say Grand Re-Re-Re Opening but to be honest we've had to reopen the city 17 times this month.

    • @snaek2594
      @snaek2594 2 роки тому +47

      Welcome. Welcome to city 17.

    • @Rezuaq
      @Rezuaq 2 роки тому +30

      ​@@snaek2594 You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our last remaining non-meteorised urban centers.

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 2 роки тому +414

    If we didn’t trust Jerma to build an amusement park what makes him think we trust him to live in a city he designed

    • @mangoruby1357
      @mangoruby1357 2 роки тому +5

      Oh my god it’s the game grumps let’s play of majoras mask

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 2 роки тому +2

      @@mangoruby1357 I'm sorry, but what the fuck is that pfp?

    • @mangoruby1357
      @mangoruby1357 2 роки тому

      @@snkybrki i would answer you but youtube keeps shadowbanning my comments

    • @mangoruby1357
      @mangoruby1357 2 роки тому

      @@snkybrki Imp Tan original art is by Xiang Wong

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 2 роки тому

      @@mangoruby1357 Lol, they don't want the sauce

  • @maksimblya192
    @maksimblya192 2 роки тому +80

    "No that's cheating. That's actually cheating." - Streamer who has been cheating the entire time

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 2 роки тому +17

    Mayor jerma freaking out after a meteor wipes out a quarter of his city, and the first statement from his office is bulldoze the bridge and build a bigger bridge

  • @tbg8365
    @tbg8365 2 роки тому +35

    The road placement sound just sounds so much like a noise Jerma would make, I thought it was him whenever it played

  • @scavenqers
    @scavenqers 2 роки тому +25

    jerma got a victorian understanding of motion

  • @G0R3SP1LL
    @G0R3SP1LL 2 роки тому +44

    everytime he makes a road or something it sounds like he’s making the noise and it’s been freaking me the fuck out

  • @zenhendershott7907
    @zenhendershott7907 2 роки тому +26

    He could have just, like, done a "chill city building stream, let's chat" thing but he decided to have a guilty conscience

  • @chuckbatmangaming
    @chuckbatmangaming 2 роки тому +20

    Something about him ranting about the spinny circle amusement park rides as incredibly loud animal roaring sound effects play is just surreal

  • @moshkitteh
    @moshkitteh 2 роки тому +40

    Forget about the roads, Marty. We'll do them later.

  • @memesdotpng466
    @memesdotpng466 2 роки тому +39

    17:24 jerma designs his hometown of Boston on a 1:1 scale

  • @kyledelabear7091
    @kyledelabear7091 2 роки тому +70

    20:59 BILLIONAIRE streamer DESPERATELY tries to convince chat he's an AVERAGE JOE

  • @wantedwario2621
    @wantedwario2621 2 роки тому +31

    I wonder if Jerma has ever even been to a town before

  • @THEGarbageMammal
    @THEGarbageMammal 2 роки тому +25

    At 12:00 my UA-cam crashed and the video had the "Problem during playback" screen and I sat there for like 2 minutes thinking this was a really elaborate bit. It wasn't.

  • @hollyhaft3511
    @hollyhaft3511 2 роки тому +64

    Streamer gets mad that things are expensive then steals THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FROM MIDDLE CLASS

  • @athousandfeethigh
    @athousandfeethigh 2 роки тому +32

    My public school was a few years after Jerma. By then, we'd replaced every food and food group with Square Pizza.

  • @Jeffery-do6ey
    @Jeffery-do6ey 2 роки тому +29

    Jerma as the city planner: we can get a refund after a natural disaster, right?

  • @DeSaxofoonVanPeter
    @DeSaxofoonVanPeter 2 роки тому +16

    I did not go to a private school, I did not - Jeremiah Elbertson the Fourth, Esq.

  • @grugthecaveman4565
    @grugthecaveman4565 2 роки тому +58

    Jerma sucks at road laying design because he is only used to the chaotic nightmare of Boston infrastructure.

  • @LordOfDegeneracy
    @LordOfDegeneracy 2 роки тому +55

    I've had kidcuisine twice and threw up both times, though I still think I would trust it more than jermas cooking

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon 2 роки тому +5

      What possesses you to go back after the first time?

    • @LordOfDegeneracy
      @LordOfDegeneracy 2 роки тому +17

      @@Owen.Fallon I was a child, hell if I know

  • @DovahFett
    @DovahFett 2 роки тому +82

    Jerma playing Cities: Skylines with EUIV and CK2 soundtracks in the background is probably the closest we'll ever get to seeing him play either of those franchises.

    • @michael120.
      @michael120. 2 роки тому +15

      good

    • @NicholasEzclapz
      @NicholasEzclapz 2 роки тому +6

      Sad, would be funny to see chat blow a blood vessel watching him.

    • @jackgurney6961
      @jackgurney6961 2 роки тому

      :(

    • @nahuatl3092
      @nahuatl3092 2 роки тому +19

      I would rather Jerma stream literal porn and get banned than stream paradox games

    • @snkybrki
      @snkybrki 2 роки тому +7

      @@nahuatl3092 Granted, I would rather see most streamers stream porn and get banned over most things

  • @NintendoProtonChugga
    @NintendoProtonChugga 2 роки тому +33

    Glad jerma opened this video about food poisoning safety, I can't think what I'd do without his advice

  • @orangesilver8
    @orangesilver8 2 роки тому +10

    I like that Jerma doesn't know you can just turn buildings off to stop paying for their upkeep instead of bulldozing it.

  • @stevenscottdubrowski7473
    @stevenscottdubrowski7473 2 роки тому +46

    Jerma: no i dont want to play in boston
    *proceeds to actually make a city layout as shitty as boston*

  • @Elemtree
    @Elemtree 2 роки тому +40

    “I shall now save the fish from drowning in this water” 25:45

  • @Vikezor
    @Vikezor 2 роки тому +67

    INSANE streamer BELIEVES the left-brained-or-right-brained myth

    • @captainmartinwalker2848
      @captainmartinwalker2848 2 роки тому +5

      CLUELESS streamer doesn’t even know the DIFFERENCE between the two

    • @ResistTheGreatReplacementEU
      @ResistTheGreatReplacementEU 2 роки тому +17

      @@captainmartinwalker2848
      He’s so clueless he literally used his right brain to creatively describe how small he thinks his right brain is.

    • @Bready_Player_Bun
      @Bready_Player_Bun 2 роки тому +14

      Dangerously unstable streamer declares confidently and with pride that he has half a brain.

  • @bigbubble4282
    @bigbubble4282 2 роки тому +14

    It's so surreal hearing music from CK2 and EU4 in a Jerma video.

  • @Jon-Patrick-S
    @Jon-Patrick-S 2 роки тому +18

    I dont understand why he designed a city based on a uterus

  • @SpinelessJohn
    @SpinelessJohn 2 роки тому +12

    Can you imagine living on a roundabout

  • @50bottlesofpinklemonade
    @50bottlesofpinklemonade 2 роки тому +22

    props to jerma for making the only good looking Cities Skyline city ever

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger 2 роки тому +30

    Infamous Streamer Reaches New Low, Overcome With Laughter At Structural Devastation of Small American Town

  • @muggins2279
    @muggins2279 2 роки тому +6

    I really enjoy how jerma faithfully recreates the street layout of Pittsburgh PA at 17:28

  • @11TehDude
    @11TehDude Рік тому +2

    The ice cube factory being "out of raw material" during a thunderstorm is hilarious

  • @funnyskeleton47
    @funnyskeleton47 2 роки тому +15

    wow, pre-peeping horror jerma was super chill

  • @bigbeeftomatoes
    @bigbeeftomatoes 2 роки тому +17

    jerma is like a modern day mr rogers, but sicker

  • @PsychoBenches
    @PsychoBenches 2 роки тому +15

    17:28 Jerma's rapid descent into madness

  • @Nada-fj8ij
    @Nada-fj8ij 2 роки тому +23

    Wink Dink city looks like the kind of place to make you want to be homeless

  • @rhettshanley8712
    @rhettshanley8712 4 місяці тому +2

    2:10 LMAO the ice cube factory doesn’t have enough materials to make ice cubes when it’s literally raining outside 😂

  • @BlueSpiceSpace
    @BlueSpiceSpace 2 роки тому +21

    Its a serious mindfuck to here "The CK2 music" in Cities Skylines. I think I am making an epic medieval dynasty then bam, traffic

  • @singledigitdan
    @singledigitdan 2 роки тому +5

    jerma dollhouse part 2 but it’s chat inhabiting a jerma controlled city for a week

  • @zimeron1
    @zimeron1 2 роки тому +17

    Wherein Jerma is faced with his own hours upon hours of shitposting in the form of a singular enormous, mandatory toll road made mostly of dirt

  • @darkeyeshadows
    @darkeyeshadows 2 роки тому +4

    I cannot get over how much the sound that plays when you place a structure sounds like the vine boom sound effect. Every time it happens I just imagine it being like the punchline to whatever he says before it and it's playing because he was like 'this looks good' and just made the single worst cities: skylines decision possible

  • @vincenttorrijos9680
    @vincenttorrijos9680 Рік тому +1

    The sheer insanity of his city building makes me REALLY want to see how he handles Dwarf Fortress

  • @JewishFrog
    @JewishFrog 2 роки тому +126

    Is this Jerma's long lost twin brother? He sounds very similar... It's been so long since Jerma passed away, this guy reminds me of him so much.

    • @ba3ty
      @ba3ty 2 роки тому +27

      Tragic, the horror was too much for him

    • @copyrightstrike4666
      @copyrightstrike4666 2 роки тому +9

      I hope he continues the tradition of peeping the horror, the streams are so much more exciting when your life is in mortal danger at all times

    • @JewishFrog
      @JewishFrog 2 роки тому +2

      Amen.

    • @enashimo
      @enashimo 2 роки тому +1

      Is Jerma's long lost twin brother dead?!?? I thought this whole time he's stuck at a basement somewhere still completing the 700,000 games game

  • @2fortsmostwanted
    @2fortsmostwanted 2 роки тому +63

    No, Jeremy, the reason these games are hard is because you're building with one half of your ADHD brain partially present and everything the other half of your brain does is being controlled by hundreds of people in a mob mentality communicating through single sentences and threats

  • @FrostyFin
    @FrostyFin 2 роки тому +16

    How do they keep electing the same guy who builds a giant mess of a city then bails out?

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 2 роки тому +6

    "I'll show you how to make money" proceeds to lose all of it to a meteor

  • @bentenigan573
    @bentenigan573 2 роки тому +11

    Middle age streamer PSYCHOTICALLY defends HORRIFIC building practicies!

  • @Beefaroni_Bert
    @Beefaroni_Bert 2 роки тому +6

    jerma eating steak-ums for lunch at school makes a lot of sense now

  • @riffofthegods
    @riffofthegods 2 роки тому +7

    I can't believe Jerma accidentally recreated the Defalt symbol from Watch_Dogs

  • @jamishmcquo7590
    @jamishmcquo7590 2 роки тому +9

    the two town districts battling each other with nukes and shit reminds me of 2fort on tf2

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 9 місяців тому +1

    my favorite part is when he wastes all his money on roads, restarts saying "i need to build only one road," and it cuts to two separate one way roads in a new game.

  • @catfactsvids
    @catfactsvids 2 роки тому +8

    Here before it was mass-flagged and set to private.

  • @kamalindsey
    @kamalindsey Рік тому +2

    I cried laughing when the meteor hit square in the middle of his city.

  • @m3gasn1p3r
    @m3gasn1p3r 2 роки тому +2

    The water travels upwards in jerma's broken world

  • @bennett4660
    @bennett4660 2 роки тому +8

    I am laughing trying to understand how a Giborfe is a Giraffe and a hippopotamus together. Where’s the borfe from lmao

    • @sleepCircle
      @sleepCircle Рік тому

      the b is an upside-down p from potamus

  • @GuyMaleMan
    @GuyMaleMan 2 роки тому +4

    27:30 Jerma confirms what we all knew, that chat is collectively an uneducated adult

  • @connorbrown2194
    @connorbrown2194 2 роки тому +5

    remember when moses pahted the moses rivah

  • @naworshea
    @naworshea Рік тому +3

    the entire self-reflection at 18:00 fucking gets me

  • @CheeseAndCrackers_
    @CheeseAndCrackers_ Рік тому +5

    Him naming an “Uneducated Adult” chat is one of the most accurate descriptions of Jerma fans I’ve ever seen

  • @SapientialPogonophobic
    @SapientialPogonophobic 13 днів тому +1

    22:36 someone from the crowd yelling “He got steak” is exactly when the people at his rally would have rioted and Mussolini’d him

  • @Marsupial2
    @Marsupial2 2 роки тому +9

    20:40 our Highschool is literally in a neighborhood

  • @Finamajig
    @Finamajig 2 роки тому +2

    Imagine your Mayor destroying your cities power plant and then as the city falls into ruin he runs around demanding “Why don’t you have power!?”

  • @Narvre
    @Narvre 2 роки тому +14

    I have an intense need to watch jerma play rimworld

    • @NicholasEzclapz
      @NicholasEzclapz 2 роки тому

      Same

    • @TheBestDoorSkeelz
      @TheBestDoorSkeelz 2 роки тому +1

      I honestly do not think Jerma would enjoy RimWorld even remotely as much as we do.
      His chat would fuck him over and ruin the entire colony an hour into the stream, and you know it haha.

    • @Narvre
      @Narvre 2 роки тому

      @@TheBestDoorSkeelz it'd be great if he could play it and keep it together till he had a few colonists and then chat ruins it lol but yeah it probably wouldn't go well for sure

  • @spaceistheplace2293
    @spaceistheplace2293 2 роки тому +6

    The pasta italiano must be in Wink Dink City

  • @benskelly1217
    @benskelly1217 2 роки тому +22

    Jermas’ denial over his creation of the city he created & destroyed is an example of his spiraling sanity, can’t even admit his ownership!!!!!

  • @cdwell3810
    @cdwell3810 2 роки тому +2

    If you can’t live without that sweet sweet toll booth money then you shouldn’t have it