Just the same jokes over and over every show... Even when he comes on a tv show its the same material... After a while you just get fed up with it.... Must be boring doing the same shit over and over maybe he should hire new writers!
Patron Saint of Carrots? St Julienne that a quacker! Duck for Christmasses I'm a Vegan Pagan Sagan I'm a child of the Universe. Bob's Gonna Fix It. Gymkhana!
Not sure I like his delivery, It's a bit like he's reading them out from an autocue. He could be funnier if he was more in the style of e.g. Dave Allen. Still, he's a star, and I'm not.
It's either/or in the UK. In America it's only ever *Merry* Christmas. Also in the UK they only ever say *'at* Christmas', whereas Americans say *'on* Christmas'.
@@renejean2523 I thought that the word was anathema over there. I was dismayed to hear the abomination that is "Holiday Tree" yesterday. Separation of state and religion is important for them, but what is this all about?
Like a lot of these niggles, if you zoom out as it were, you often stumble upon the answer. It really should be Merry because of this: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
@@JP_TaVeryMuch - You have fallen for the right-wing media bullhorn tactic. People say *Christmas* tree, and use the word 'Christmas'. I certainly do, and I'm a liberal atheist!
Santa doesn't do bad children's presents, god gave us all original sin... so why do kids get presents? They have done fk all for the betterment of life.
yeah having them do a duo show would be absolutely amazing. just hitting the one-liner ball back and forth. i dont know that my diaphragm would be able to keep up, i'd probably pass out from laughing
I love it when he giggles at his own jokes.
He is absolutely brilliant.
first saw gary on Mock the Week. he's an expert at the one liner! so brilliant!
This guy never disappoints 😂👍
Ask his wife ;)
Always a good time with lots of laughs!
Dusting off some classics there 😂
he didn't tell us that every year his family has the tradition of a christmas jumper, and that it's always his job to talk them down...
That is a good 1
Just the same jokes over and over every show...
Even when he comes on a tv show its the same material...
After a while you just get fed up with it....
Must be boring doing the same shit over and over maybe he should hire new writers!
@@LordEha Must be sad being such a sad sack.
He's got some good ones
One liners are like icing on a cake. Tasty, but to much of it and you start to feel a little sick
A mate of mine is able to look at any Xmas presents under the Xmas tree and tell you exactly what it is inside !. He reckons it's a gift 🙄🙄🙄
😂
A fantastic comedian
What A Guy!!
Yet another re-watch. Still funny.
New year's coming.
I thought I'd try Dry January, but the thought of a whole month without ' foreplay " was too much 😅
Winner after winner. Awesome.
😂😂 so funny 👍
I'm just glad that my expectations were met. Gladly he was very funny though. I was the only one there, but I did laugh.
I edited that comment four times and it still needs an edit or more. It's like being back in a sound room.
Gary Delaney live his one liners
😂
The Man
Better than the first video of him I saw.
Like his partner I hope he tours Australia- superb.
Did I miss the one liner about his very brief cocaine habit?
omg i had to read that like 4 times before i got it. well done
Oh well done
Related to count Arthur strong?
Peppa pigs Dad best around by far 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Pork nibbles😊
He's married to comedian Sarah Milican.
Comedian and Sarah millican in the same sentence?
Somebody has to be
@laurieharper1526 why does a woman HAVE to be married? Stop imposing your toxic male patriarchal ideas.
Why so rude? She's lovely. And she doesn't have kids.
@@tee2899 shes one of the funniest current comics out there. apparently some people dont like powerful women?
Don't usually like onelinrs but this wasn't all bad... The pedantic bit 6:35
Very good set. Thought the Hopkins/Morgan thing at the end was unnecessary and left a poor taste.
maybe a leftover thing from his time with Mock the Week, where he regularly would jab at people or groups
Q. Why are you doing under the covers with your sister?
I think that he grew up in a wee house in Swindon.
OR NOEL FIELDING
Lame!
I guess this proves, if you set the base and provide enough liqueur, anything gets a laugh.
same old shit.
What would have been funnier ,if Sarah Millican was on the same show
Does she sell the ice creams?
Jokes pretty good , but delivery is awful , very wooden .He needs to watch Viney , or the Canadian guy .
He’s much better live. Seen Stewart Francis live too and Gary Delaney was funnier in person
Patron Saint of Carrots?
St Julienne that a quacker!
Duck for Christmasses
I'm a Vegan Pagan Sagan
I'm a child of the Universe.
Bob's Gonna Fix It. Gymkhana!
Wake me up when he's actually funny.
Not sure I like his delivery, It's a bit like he's reading them out from an autocue. He could be funnier if he was more in the style of e.g. Dave Allen. Still, he's a star, and I'm not.
I very strongly suspect that it has to do with the venue and its sound system. Watch some of his other sets, he's usually much snappier.
Not funny
Happy Christmas? It's MERRY Christmas. Can't Brits be merry?
They mean the same and no, not sober. Even then we're probably filled with a whistful meloncholy.
It's either/or in the UK. In America it's only ever *Merry* Christmas. Also in the UK they only ever say *'at* Christmas', whereas Americans say *'on* Christmas'.
@@renejean2523
I thought that the word was anathema over there.
I was dismayed to hear the abomination that is
"Holiday Tree" yesterday.
Separation of state and religion is important for them, but what is this all about?
Like a lot of these niggles, if you zoom out as it were, you often stumble upon the answer.
It really should be Merry because of this:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
@@JP_TaVeryMuch - You have fallen for the right-wing media bullhorn tactic. People say *Christmas* tree, and use the word 'Christmas'. I certainly do, and I'm a liberal atheist!
Started well but got disgusting by 4 minutes in.
Trust me this is very tame for him he's absolutely filth 😂
He's toned some of these down for the television, I've seen him live 5 times so far and he's fantastic
What the hell is going on, since when do you applaud jokes?
Horrific and half stolen.
What?
Santa doesn't do bad children's presents, god gave us all original sin... so why do kids get presents? They have done fk all for the betterment of life.
I love Katie Hopkins..and this bloke is mildly humorous
I wonder what a cnoversation between him and Milton Jones would be like
yeah having them do a duo show would be absolutely amazing. just hitting the one-liner ball back and forth. i dont know that my diaphragm would be able to keep up, i'd probably pass out from laughing
What the hell is going on, since when do you applaud jokes?
Blame The Canadians.
Not funny.