He may do one-liners for stand-up, he may not use current events, but he makes people laugh, including his fellow comedians. Also, anyone who can pull a good pratfall in this day & age has my respect.
"...and that's why everyone calls him Loopy. My botanist grandfather died trying to create a radioactive giant sequoia, turns out he'd misunderstood the meaning of 'nuclear power plant'. My other grandfather invented time travel, but only went back to the beginning of this joke..."
" It turns out they're all Somali... " I'd forgotten that one. Still funny. Shame it ended, but I'm sure it'll still be on Dave for years to come. Milton is one of a kind. Was lucky enough to see him at the Edinburgh Fringe earlier in 2024.
On this programme the rest of the comedians are laughing so much at Milton, I understand they had to cut around 15 minutes from each programme just so they could recover.
Im not sure you can say that's the reason he doesn't swear ... a lot of non Christians don't swear either. Plus, you don't know what he does in his personal life, just what he does on TV
@@lmtetreau It is one of the reasons he does not swear, he may give others. I have also watched interviews with him over several decades, and no sign whatsoever of such. He also used to act with my favourite York based Christian Drama Group, so definitely a positive indication of such.
I think it's a joke about how in high-end nightclubs you're generally not allowed to go in if you're wearing jeans, so the punchline is expected to be 'we don't allow Jeans', but he subverts it by using trainers instead (another thing you're not supposed to wear to nice clubs). I could be wrong, but that's what I took from it :)
You're not bwitish? You mean you're not englistani. No need to roundy-uppy to ewe-kay cause calling englaza england in negland is considered wacist there. You don't have to do that.
Maybe ''ironic'' would have been better, but 'poignant' works, too. The joke is that the British have an alternative expression for ''goodbye'', which is ''Cheerio''. The play on words occurs as Cheerios are brand of breakfast cereal.
@@TheDanEdwards Oh. You enjoy Wokery, then? You know, accusing someone of whining is very mean. It hurts their feelings. Maybe you need some counselling on developing your emotional intelligence? Perhaps we need to talk to HR?
Please define woke. Then realize it means supporting equal human rights to everyone. Then ask yourself what sort of people oppose that. Then ask why those people Lied to you and betrayed you, trying to turn defending human rights into a slur.
@@v1e1r1g1e1 You do realize how thin skinned and pathetic this comment sounds right? You got that upset because someone said someone else was whining? All the more ironic considering you lot love calling "woke" people snowflakes And no, before the inevitable response calling me part of the woke brigade, I'm not, remember when kids were taught sticks and stones break bones but words can do no harm? Yeah, both sides are as bad as each other and could learn a lot from that old phrase lmao
Milton is one of the funniest people on this earth. I have literally laughed so much I got stomach cramps. Thanks ♥️
@kathleensoule2024 • 💯 % Agree.
He is on his new tour sans Mock the week. It is so funny, and his new material is equal to all his past shows.
Milton and his grandfather jokes never get ol. Brilliant 😊
There is and can only ever be one Milton Jones, this man's humour as it's own post code.
Seeing Milton always makes me think that there's probably a lab somewhere missing its slightly eccentric professor of mathematics.😊
His supply of jokes is endless.. 😂
He may do one-liners for stand-up, he may not use current events, but he makes people laugh, including his fellow comedians. Also, anyone who can pull a good pratfall in this day & age has my respect.
"How's your lucky pencil case, NOW?" and "Welcome to the bakery!" are some of the best punchlines. 🤣🤣
His Beatrice joke is still the best Milton line ever.
I've seen almost all of these posted multiple times but they all still make me laugh out loud!
I love all his "thanks, that doesn't usually work" bits xD
He's so wholesome in his comedy. Really appreciate it, for when i don't feel like rude stuff.
Outstanding.
"...and that's why everyone calls him Loopy. My botanist grandfather died trying to create a radioactive giant sequoia, turns out he'd misunderstood the meaning of 'nuclear power plant'. My other grandfather invented time travel, but only went back to the beginning of this joke..."
God i miss this show
Milton is the weird uncle everybody loves, and all parents dread.
Brilliant
😂😂😂😂this is one funny man great one liners just kept me laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
Just this evening seen him live in Taunton, Somerset. Utterly silly jokes but I still laughed.
I like all of his colourful shirts.
I would like to hear about the lighthouse keeper. OMG sooo funny ♥️
" It turns out they're all Somali... " I'd forgotten that one. Still funny. Shame it ended, but I'm sure it'll still be on Dave for years to come. Milton is one of a kind. Was lucky enough to see him at the Edinburgh Fringe earlier in 2024.
Go to one of his live shows………brilliant!
Beatrice
What's your IQ?
@NeungView you didn't understand the reference to one of Milton's better jokes which somehow wasn't in this compilation.
@@NeungView Probably a lot higher than yours, but what does my IQ have to do with this video?
Extremely funny! As an American I did not get some lines though.
Milton is his own unique show..the
' me, X , I can joke is brilliant..thanks Milton..by the way, how is your ' other ' grandfather?😅
He just makes yer blooming day ….
Echoes of Steven Wright in the USA!
There's a sitcom waiting there, Pirates on a Canal
Kinda hoping for a compilation of every time he made a joke that ended with "thanks, that doesn't normally work"
I do miss this show
You can’t beat Milton… Sorry, I meant Rice.
this segment looks reposted, but i can watch it 10 times more nevertheless. I don't mind.
All i can think of is wĥenva british person says "cheerio" when they they leave.
35:22 LOLLLLLLLLL
You missed out Abba's greatest hits 😂
"from nearly every episode he's featured in"
why not just add the rest?
Brilliant comedian, shame about the endless forced ads on this video
He’s a Christian and so that’s why he doesn’t swear…… nice change with no F words etc
On this programme the rest of the comedians are laughing so much at Milton, I understand they had to cut around 15 minutes from each programme just so they could recover.
Im not sure you can say that's the reason he doesn't swear ... a lot of non Christians don't swear either. Plus, you don't know what he does in his personal life, just what he does on TV
@@lmtetreau It is one of the reasons he does not swear, he may give others. I have also watched interviews with him over several decades, and no sign whatsoever of such. He also used to act with my favourite York based Christian Drama Group, so definitely a positive indication of such.
And unlike a lot of foul mouthed 'comics' he is actually funny.
I heard he was Muslim.
Can someone please explain the "Jean" joke at 1:34? I'm American, so I apologize about being dumb up front.
I think it's a joke about how in high-end nightclubs you're generally not allowed to go in if you're wearing jeans, so the punchline is expected to be 'we don't allow Jeans', but he subverts it by using trainers instead (another thing you're not supposed to wear to nice clubs). I could be wrong, but that's what I took from it :)
Miltons jokes don't work when they are explained 😄
Sorry (implying won't let her in with Jeans), then "wearing trainers", subverting expectations for a bonus laugh.
You can’t were jeans in a night club
A lot of nighclubs in the UK don't let you in if you're wearing jeans.
Can someone please explain "My Uncle was a security guard at the O2 arena". Im not British and not familiar with this arena.
A reference to another joke in the episode
@gchecosse oh, ok then. Thanks.
You're not bwitish? You mean you're not englistani. No need to roundy-uppy to ewe-kay cause calling englaza england in negland is considered wacist there. You don't have to do that.
Is this extemporaneous, or is it scripted? If the former, he's brilliant.
I've never understood the cheerios joke. What makes that more poignant?
Maybe ''ironic'' would have been better, but 'poignant' works, too. The joke is that the British have an alternative expression for ''goodbye'', which is ''Cheerio''. The play on words occurs as Cheerios are brand of breakfast cereal.
‘Cheerio’ is a way to say bye
Cheerio means goodbye in British English
Such a pity this show ended, once it went down the wokery road i knew it was coming to an end.....
Miss it though
"once it went down the wokery road "
@@TheDanEdwards Oh. You enjoy Wokery, then? You know, accusing someone of whining is very mean. It hurts their feelings. Maybe you need some counselling on developing your emotional intelligence? Perhaps we need to talk to HR?
Please define woke. Then realize it means supporting equal human rights to everyone. Then ask yourself what sort of people oppose that. Then ask why those people Lied to you and betrayed you, trying to turn defending human rights into a slur.
Oh. You want to stay on the right wing fake christian road.
@@v1e1r1g1e1 You do realize how thin skinned and pathetic this comment sounds right? You got that upset because someone said someone else was whining?
All the more ironic considering you lot love calling "woke" people snowflakes
And no, before the inevitable response calling me part of the woke brigade, I'm not, remember when kids were taught sticks and stones break bones but words can do no harm?
Yeah, both sides are as bad as each other and could learn a lot from that old phrase lmao
God, I miss this show 😅
He’s so unfunny so this should be a short video