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  • @AwkwardPuppets
    @AwkwardPuppets  3 роки тому +10852

    Like this video if you aren't a vegan.

    • @minfiresmanyeah
      @minfiresmanyeah 3 роки тому +134

      What if I'm vegetarian 😂

    • @alirazi9198
      @alirazi9198 3 роки тому +79

      @@minfiresmanyeah you are not a vegan

    • @dcdvvc
      @dcdvvc 3 роки тому +13

      Wassup Carlos

    • @GomezMedia1
      @GomezMedia1 3 роки тому +55

      You mean like this video if you are normal.

    • @GomezMedia1
      @GomezMedia1 3 роки тому +10

      @@dcdvvc wassup

  • @itsqmu466
    @itsqmu466 3 роки тому +7704

    “so its a salad wrapped in a salad with a side of salad”

    • @jplarrivey6225
      @jplarrivey6225 3 роки тому +47

      It’s bekfast

    • @me12rocks
      @me12rocks 3 роки тому +36

      This 1 is my favorite... 😅

    • @monsterman121
      @monsterman121 3 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nathangi7917
      @nathangi7917 3 роки тому +5

      It's light and delicious...

    • @subhan6802
      @subhan6802 3 роки тому +13

      How you get 1000 likes just by saying what they said in the vid

  • @hometube66
    @hometube66 3 роки тому +7109

    "listen lady i don't care about the planet when i'm hungry."
    weirdly relatable.

  • @elcreatescontent
    @elcreatescontent 3 роки тому +1212

    “No meat, no cheese, no bread and no alcohol?’’
    “Why do you hate happiness?”

  • @matthewvaldovinos3731
    @matthewvaldovinos3731 3 роки тому +4314

    "I dont care about the planet when I'm hungry"
    Why is that such a mood?😂😂

    • @atriacharya2967
      @atriacharya2967 3 роки тому +41

      I'm studying electrical engineering and want to go into solar energy research later on. BUT I TOO DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PLANET WHEN I'M HUNGRYYYY!!!!

    • @chickentendiessa
      @chickentendiessa 3 роки тому +17

      who do the frick cares at the planet when hungry
      jk
      lol
      lol
      lol

    • @tiedyemanatee9291
      @tiedyemanatee9291 3 роки тому +7

      This is why we see so much litter. Because people who don’t care about their health in turn don’t care about the planets health

    • @gioliv5636
      @gioliv5636 3 роки тому +4

      @@tiedyemanatee9291 don’t worry dude USA only a joke

    • @bloodproxy
      @bloodproxy 3 роки тому +2

      AMEN

  • @davidelizarraga6326
    @davidelizarraga6326 3 роки тому +13977

    Diego: No meat, no cheese, no bread, and no alcohol?
    "Correct"
    Diego: do you hate happiness?

  • @LegoMoviesSuck
    @LegoMoviesSuck Рік тому +174

    Diego was chill AF. Even his rage was pure chill.

  • @lessermook7608
    @lessermook7608 3 роки тому +3003

    she's getting revenge for that bad customer service last time.

  • @lonekirin905
    @lonekirin905 3 роки тому +2532

    Employee: How does a tofu spinnach sub sound?
    Diego: Sounds depressing

  • @sleepdeprivedhorseman4835
    @sleepdeprivedhorseman4835 2 роки тому +198

    “I tried meditation once, I fell asleep for 3 days.” That had me crying bro. The therapy part, too f*ckin true bro

    • @jcpnlz
      @jcpnlz Рік тому +6

      Bro i spat out my food i was dying and coughing at the same time haha.

    • @123legoz4
      @123legoz4 Рік тому +2

      Same😂

    • @Greenkitten45
      @Greenkitten45 Рік тому +3

      That sounded amazing but also had me 😂😂😂

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 11 місяців тому +1

      Therapy can actually be wonderful if you’re struggling

    • @SamuelCaballeros-f6h
      @SamuelCaballeros-f6h 4 місяці тому

      Weak

  • @CloudpiIIows
    @CloudpiIIows 3 роки тому +4888

    “Can I have an all natural, organic, fresh pressed tequila.”

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 3 роки тому +43

      He said "do you have" putting it in quotations then fucking up the quote is just dumb...

    • @sitoa3343
      @sitoa3343 3 роки тому +63

      @@jocomfiresin6982 Calm down, they watched the video and probably remembered it wrong.

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 3 роки тому +18

      @@sitoa3343 I am very calm. A misquote only slowly snowballs till it has no semblance of it's meaning. I'm just pointing out the mistake for her sake.

    • @digdootyditches6789
      @digdootyditches6789 3 роки тому +13

      @@jocomfiresin6982 gæ

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 3 роки тому +6

      @@digdootyditches6789 Where we going mate?

  • @vitof8735
    @vitof8735 3 роки тому +1835

    "I'm impressed"
    "So would you like to order?"
    "NO"
    I'm dead

    • @leooo770
      @leooo770 3 роки тому +20

      “Wait what?”

    • @philiplathrop9250
      @philiplathrop9250 3 роки тому +3

      F in the chat

    • @Scouty222
      @Scouty222 Рік тому +3

      “It’s good for like..for vegan food. It’s not good for like…food food ya know?”

    • @jcd221
      @jcd221 Рік тому

      ​@@Scouty222 no I don't

    • @Scouty222
      @Scouty222 Рік тому

      @@jcd221 alright what about drinks? You got any drinks?

  • @imjustavillagerdude.5527
    @imjustavillagerdude.5527 2 роки тому +365

    “Lady I do not care about being heathy or being sustainable I just want food in my mouth that doesn’t taste like shit.”
    Way too relatable.

    • @Coryraisa
      @Coryraisa Рік тому +4

      Definitely relatable!!! I love this!!!!

  • @Codeez2
    @Codeez2 3 роки тому +2414

    Diego: "I tried meditation once and fell asleep for 3 days".

    • @chuggggggy
      @chuggggggy 3 роки тому +57

      Sounds like he overly succeeded at it then.

    • @Xenoscoutknight
      @Xenoscoutknight 3 роки тому +64

      And therapy what’s the point in paying someone to tell you sh*t you already know?

    • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
      @pifflesomepuffnadder855 3 роки тому +17

      @@Xenoscoutknight That line was perfect! Honestly, I've never really been in therapy, but if it's exactly how Diego puts it, then I don't know how to feel.

    • @justsomevids4541
      @justsomevids4541 3 роки тому +14

      @@pifflesomepuffnadder855 you should see a therapist about that

    • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
      @pifflesomepuffnadder855 3 роки тому +2

      @@justsomevids4541 Heh.

  • @iMangoVerde
    @iMangoVerde 3 роки тому +1572

    "It's good for vegan food, it's not good for food food" 😂 I feel him lmaooo

    • @LoveIncest
      @LoveIncest 3 роки тому +23

      I mean, some vegan food is actually pretty dope, but... some meat in between wouldn't hurt 😭😭😭

    • @keithoshei6683
      @keithoshei6683 3 роки тому +5

      @@LoveIncest bro your name? Are you a chick or a dude.

    • @keithoshei6683
      @keithoshei6683 3 роки тому +2

      @Benjamin Guess no. Just asked weird name. Seems like something a guy would say but the pic is a chick.

    • @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323
      @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 3 роки тому +9

      There is some vegan food i actually like, but non-vegan food still tends to taste better...

    • @gobby2127
      @gobby2127 3 роки тому +1

      Vegan food is nasty cardboard plus it's not healthy.

  • @beatricebrown6581
    @beatricebrown6581 Рік тому +54

    1:54 “No meat?”
    Why would a cupcake have meat? 🤣

    • @bernalshawn39
      @bernalshawn39 Рік тому +6

      The egg

    • @rollout1984
      @rollout1984 Рік тому +4

      Have you ever seen Cupcake Wars? They give the bakers the most bizarre ingredients you'd never put into a cupcake then the judges get all snobby when the cactus and salmon cupcake doesn't impress them

    • @PranavPalakode
      @PranavPalakode 2 місяці тому

      True tho 😂

  • @josemelendez7691
    @josemelendez7691 3 роки тому +894

    “Lady, I don’t care about sustainable, I don’t care about healthy, I care about food in my mouth that does not taste like sh*t” 😂🤣

  • @lynxager
    @lynxager 3 роки тому +461

    "do you have all natural, organic fresh pressed tequila"

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 2 роки тому +139

    “I care about food in my mouth that does not taste like shit.”
    -Diego, but also pretty much everyone

  • @luckyhair7052
    @luckyhair7052 3 роки тому +2730

    Quote of the day...”I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry”😂😂Thank you Diego!
    Edit: I had a crap day today so thank you to everyone who liked this I’m very great full!🙏

    • @nqobilengcobo9285
      @nqobilengcobo9285 3 роки тому +11

      lol relatable

    • @crab_crew
      @crab_crew 3 роки тому +5

      So true

    • @Natural_Power
      @Natural_Power 3 роки тому +7

      This sentence is changing my life

    • @themindset4164
      @themindset4164 3 роки тому +9

      That statement holds so much power. Diego just dropped the take of the fucking century lmao 😂

    • @alotaran
      @alotaran 3 роки тому +3

      Fun fact they are saving the animals and killing the plants lol

  • @icallprettypeopleugly1604
    @icallprettypeopleugly1604 3 роки тому +628

    "we don't serve alcohol here sir"
    diego: *mexican mode activated*

  • @electrogestapo
    @electrogestapo Рік тому +32

    You gotta admire the man's single-mindedness and determination.

  • @lauraeli237
    @lauraeli237 3 роки тому +618

    “It sounds depressing “ JAJAJAJAJAAJAJANAJAJAJAJ that killed me

  • @hasmathsyed3234
    @hasmathsyed3234 3 роки тому +388

    “How does a tofu spinach sub sound?”
    “It sounds depressing”

    • @evanrichter6191
      @evanrichter6191 3 роки тому +2

      It does

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 2 роки тому

      😂👍

    • @lucianowillemse8244
      @lucianowillemse8244 2 роки тому

      Tofu can be pretty tasty if you know how to make it taste good as in Japanese cooking. But y'all 'Muricans don't know real flavour except ultra-processed junk food.

  • @wainted7132
    @wainted7132 2 роки тому +5

    " i dont care about the planet when im hungry" lol same

  • @dayumsun8395
    @dayumsun8395 3 роки тому +313

    "What's the point of paying someone to tell you sht you already know? "
    -Diego, 2020

    • @ajaxgamr4458
      @ajaxgamr4458 3 роки тому +11

      He has a valid point.

    • @gericko4931
      @gericko4931 3 роки тому +5

      @@ajaxgamr4458 not really, the work of those people goes way beyond telling someone something they already know. The real work of them is giving people tools to overcome a problem they are facing, they will not fix it because they are not you, but they will tell you what you can do to improve the situation. Personally I went to one of my university's psychologists and he told me what I had but in a way I had not think about it before. Specifically I have social anxiety and multiple childhood traumas but I didn't know they were real problems until I talked with my psychologist. It was really helpful and it helped me overcoming my problems and understanding myself a lot better. If I didn't have ask for help when I did I would be struggling really hard and at the edge of suicidal thoughts and depression.

    • @ajaxgamr4458
      @ajaxgamr4458 3 роки тому +11

      @@gericko4931 it was a joke. Sorry if it was not obvious.

    • @Ookami20
      @Ookami20 2 роки тому +1

      This was the one I was looking for lol

    • @ahmedrrqqq3396
      @ahmedrrqqq3396 2 роки тому +1

      That one killed me 🤣😂

  • @Blossombarbiee
    @Blossombarbiee 3 роки тому +290

    Diego: “Do you hate happiness”
    I’m dying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @fitnesslegacy-net
    @fitnesslegacy-net Рік тому +13

    “Listen lady, I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry.”
    Absolutely killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @kanulesarmes3148
    @kanulesarmes3148 3 роки тому +178

    “I tried meditation once, I fell asleep for 3 days.”
    I felt that...

  • @michaeliroegbu7240
    @michaeliroegbu7240 3 роки тому +152

    She's telling a Mexican what a taco should be? 😂😂😭😭

    • @yucol5661
      @yucol5661 3 роки тому +4

      tacos are not really mexican food from mexico. They are TexMex

    • @athousandyearoldfossil5059
      @athousandyearoldfossil5059 3 роки тому +10

      @@yucol5661
      They are from Mexico.
      We got Texmex way back when immigrants were on the rise and since food was still very regional, they made tacos with whatever they could find in America, making Texmex, American tacos, Fried tacos, and others. As a quote from this documentary I watched.
      "The American taco, is a taco of survival"

    • @abner0920
      @abner0920 3 роки тому +8

      @@yucol5661 No, they actually are mexican.

    • @michaeliroegbu7240
      @michaeliroegbu7240 3 роки тому

      @@yucol5661 really?

    • @dianaval6082
      @dianaval6082 3 роки тому +2

      Tacos are Mexican, but tocos what American think tacos are like hard shells and lettuce and cheese that’s TexMex totally different, Taco Bell isn’t Mexican good it’s TexMex food it’s basically American food mixed with a little of Mexican

  • @Supesrtar_28
    @Supesrtar_28 3 роки тому +19

    “Alright I’ll just have a steak and a beer please”had me on the floor😂🤣

  • @khalidrachad2673
    @khalidrachad2673 3 роки тому +306

    "Do you have all natural organic fresh pressed tequila" 😂

    • @bagsy6941
      @bagsy6941 3 роки тому +1

      69 likes glad I can ruin that >:)

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 роки тому +315

    If you come across a food truck that makes Broccoli Tacos, run away and don't look back

    • @fourteen_luan_14fortuin75
      @fourteen_luan_14fortuin75 3 роки тому +12

      Get the hell out of there...

    • @minedemon6667
      @minedemon6667 3 роки тому +5

      Jokes on you, I’m into that shit. Though, I would still keep the meat and put some of that white cheese into the mix as well. Otherwise it wouldn’t really be a taco.

    • @Icy_Monster
      @Icy_Monster 3 роки тому +8

      I will run away, but im gonna look back to see the explosion

    • @natelicious_money170
      @natelicious_money170 3 роки тому +2

      @@minedemon6667 if tacos have cheese or brocolli it isnt a real authentic Mexican taco

    • @minedemon6667
      @minedemon6667 3 роки тому +2

      I’m Mexican myself, and my mom makes tacos. So, technically, if I just put broccoli and cheese inside, it’s still authentic. I’m known in my family for having a unique taste, I’m well aware.

  • @alexmason14490
    @alexmason14490 3 роки тому +21

    "listen lady, i don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" LMAO.

  • @carter-dq1uo
    @carter-dq1uo 3 роки тому +570

    Lady: Tells him for 3 minutes that they don't do animal products or alchohol
    Diego: Can I have a steak and a beer please? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @garima240
      @garima240 3 роки тому +13

      Yup literally laughed at that part so hard 🤣🤣😂😂

    • @evanrichter6191
      @evanrichter6191 3 роки тому +2

      Deception

  • @jmptv4156
    @jmptv4156 3 роки тому +180

    "Do you hate happiness?"
    "Of course not, i just love being depressed"

  • @look4thestarss
    @look4thestarss 2 роки тому +41

    The fact that he kept asking for more options instead of just living made me laugh so hard
    Diego: “how do you make ur problems go away?”
    Her: “by meditation and therapy”
    Diego: “ I tried meditating once fell asleep for 3 days and therapy, what’s the point of paying someone to tell u sh*t that u already know”

  • @JohnSmith-ds3hd
    @JohnSmith-ds3hd 3 роки тому +287

    Diego: I tried meditation once and fell asleep for three days.
    Me: Is it possible to learn this power?
    Diego: Not from a vegan.

    • @centralprocessingunit2564
      @centralprocessingunit2564 3 роки тому +1

      gautama buddha was vegan.

    • @NibiruPrime2012
      @NibiruPrime2012 3 роки тому +1

      Star Wars reference: Vegan Style!

    • @areyousureyouenteredyourna85
      @areyousureyouenteredyourna85 3 роки тому +2

      Therapy made me crazy. No joke. Meditation, now THAT'S a joke!

    • @ezchannel493
      @ezchannel493 3 роки тому

      Safe to say that my virtual Physical Science class in meditation. I fell asleep 15 minutes into the class until my Mom noticed and woke me up.

  • @samuelboundy7184
    @samuelboundy7184 3 роки тому +49

    "What's the point of paying someone to tell you shit you already know?"
    Truer words, never spoken...

    • @patrickrkruger
      @patrickrkruger 3 роки тому +3

      If its a dominatrix...

    • @NoOne-uo3kd
      @NoOne-uo3kd 3 роки тому +1

      @@patrickrkruger not on this good christian minecraft server

  • @Basinrails
    @Basinrails Рік тому +7

    “Listen, Lady. I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry.”
    He’s got a point.

  • @alikhan9480
    @alikhan9480 3 роки тому +76

    1:12
    “I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry”😭😂

  • @lmaoooo49
    @lmaoooo49 3 роки тому +42

    "What the he'll did you say to me" had me dying

  • @ahmed_99x
    @ahmed_99x 3 роки тому +10

    0:09 what the hell did u say to me 😂😂💔
    Diego is a legend

  • @kronimusproductions9397
    @kronimusproductions9397 3 роки тому +17

    2:25 “do you hate happiness?” 🤣

  • @Edward_Gonzalez_777
    @Edward_Gonzalez_777 3 роки тому +83

    I like how he says “What the hell did you just say to me” 😂

  • @nomAn_ghxst
    @nomAn_ghxst 2 роки тому +2

    “I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry”😭😭🤣

  • @francescabrando1695
    @francescabrando1695 3 роки тому +67

    "So no meat, no cheese, no bread, no alcohol. Do you hate hapiness?"

    • @IceSpiceIceySpicey
      @IceSpiceIceySpicey 3 роки тому

      That's rude:,-)

    • @VeggieGirl07
      @VeggieGirl07 3 роки тому +1

      I'm happy that vegan cheese and impossible meat exist. That shit is bomb

  • @itsjust_theog826
    @itsjust_theog826 3 роки тому +13

    1:34 best lines I've had ever heard

  • @dutchess8
    @dutchess8 3 роки тому +21

    2:38
    Diego: I tried meditation once and I fell asleep for 3 days
    😂😂😭
    Diego: and what's the point of paying someone to tell you things you already know
    💔but low key accurate

  • @3mmaniskingg521
    @3mmaniskingg521 3 роки тому +154

    Benita: What do you want
    Taquela or A divorce
    Diego: Tequila and a divorce

    • @nqobilengcobo9285
      @nqobilengcobo9285 3 роки тому +6

      yep that's Diego tequila is his life not maria

    • @me12rocks
      @me12rocks 3 роки тому +5

      Instead of 'Me' it should be 'Benitta'

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 2 роки тому

      😂

  • @MHTutorials3D
    @MHTutorials3D 2 роки тому +34

    That's the world we live in LOL

  • @danyile6130
    @danyile6130 3 роки тому +86

    "How does a tofu spinach sub sound?"
    Diego: *I..it sounds depressing..*

  • @zosangliana6153
    @zosangliana6153 3 роки тому +44

    "I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" Feel that😂

  • @UMI.Fx6383
    @UMI.Fx6383 3 роки тому +9

    Each time Diego speaks, he speaks legendary quotes

  • @riax7371
    @riax7371 3 роки тому +47

    Deigo: “Thats a flower on a cracker”
    Me: 😂😂🤪

    • @ev.kid_3310
      @ev.kid_3310 3 роки тому +1

      If you use “🤪”
      Your personality is more fucking blander then water

    • @riax7371
      @riax7371 3 роки тому

      @@ev.kid_3310 i dont get it im lost

  • @SprintMan
    @SprintMan 3 роки тому +9

    0:33 god help me I’m fucking dying! 😂😂🤣🤣 “So it’s a salad, wrapped in a salad, with a side of salad”.

  • @rafaelc.decarvalho1457
    @rafaelc.decarvalho1457 3 роки тому +5

    Holy guacamole. The compadre who writes this material is a genius

  • @brijpalsingh2257
    @brijpalsingh2257 3 роки тому +52

    "Sir are you gonna order something?"
    "Hmmm,ok I'll have a steak and a beer."

  • @Gonegonegonegone
    @Gonegonegonegone 3 роки тому +35

    "Do you hate happiness." Hahahaha. I'm laughing so hard!!!

  • @osamaalesayi6442
    @osamaalesayi6442 3 роки тому +9

    2:47 OMG LOL....LMAO....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @isaacfrank2801
    @isaacfrank2801 3 роки тому +103

    "Hey lady, I don't care about sustainable, I don't care about healthy, I care about food in my mouth that doesn't taste like shit" 🤣🤣

  • @Moukraan
    @Moukraan 3 роки тому +5

    1:15 "okay listen lady, I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @qwertystar108
    @qwertystar108 3 роки тому +5

    Diego: " Do you hate happiness ?" 2:25
    Me: Yeah Dude Nowadays people hate YOUR HAPPINESS. I dont know why

  • @boomer0.148
    @boomer0.148 3 роки тому +15

    "Do you have all natural organic fresh pressed Taquila"
    Hilarious 🤣

  • @jesselaakkonen
    @jesselaakkonen 3 роки тому +51

    diego: ”no meat, no cheese, no bread and no alcohol?
    girl: correct!
    diego: like, do you hate happiness”
    lmaoo😭

  • @Zoroastrian88
    @Zoroastrian88 3 роки тому +2

    Do you hate happiness? Ahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahah unjust Love this three things he says!!
    „A flower on a top of a cracker“ and
    „So it’s a salad wrapped in a salad with salad on the side?“ hahahaha i just love this guy

  • @pogchamp4381
    @pogchamp4381 3 роки тому +33

    “It’s sounds depressing “
    Literally 2020 !

  • @abm6772
    @abm6772 3 роки тому +27

    “i tried to mediate once i fell asleep for 3 days”😂😂

  • @darthshenron5180
    @darthshenron5180 2 роки тому +8

    This is the most bursting laugh I've had watching diego specially the part do u hate happiness lol.

  • @yourlover6094
    @yourlover6094 3 роки тому +20

    Every other human being: 🙎🏼‍♀️
    Diego: 🍸

  • @kimia5506
    @kimia5506 3 роки тому +22

    “Do you hate happiness” lmao😂😂

  • @swarnakchowdhury3545
    @swarnakchowdhury3545 2 роки тому +3

    "Do you hate happiness?"
    Laughed my ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @adityachauhan7527
    @adityachauhan7527 3 роки тому +12

    "listen lady, I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" 😂 lol!

  • @rozhandropolster4392
    @rozhandropolster4392 3 роки тому +11

    "I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" Me and Diego are the same person😂

  • @supremeerickchaos4305
    @supremeerickchaos4305 3 роки тому +1

    "look lady, I don't care about the planet when I am hungry"
    same

  • @luisg.7015
    @luisg.7015 3 роки тому +10

    "So it's a salad wrapped in salad with a side of salad"
    XD

  • @alejandrovicedo5832
    @alejandrovicedo5832 3 роки тому +40

    This guy is insane: new video every monday, only youtuber that delivers

    • @Icy_Monster
      @Icy_Monster 3 роки тому +1

      Jacksepticeye who uploads almost daily: *You dare oppose me mortal*

  • @adelowoadegbite3896
    @adelowoadegbite3896 3 роки тому +2

    “I care about food in my mouth that does not taste like shit”😂😂

  • @lilchurro5095
    @lilchurro5095 3 роки тому +16

    "No meat, no cheese, no bread and no alcohol"
    Definitely a life without happiness!

  • @noellimon45
    @noellimon45 3 роки тому +15

    Diego made some good points. But when he said "I tried meditation once, and fell asleep for 3 days." I died. 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

  • @slowfingers3034
    @slowfingers3034 3 роки тому +3

    "Idc about the planet, when I'm hungry"damnn... 😂

  • @makinonagase8888
    @makinonagase8888 3 роки тому +36

    “It’s good for like vegan but not good for a food food” - I felt that in my tastebuds

  • @bae896
    @bae896 3 роки тому +16

    "Do you hate happiness?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @caden9622
    @caden9622 3 роки тому +22

    Vegan Teacher: We don’t do that here, how about a tree?
    Diego: 😑

  • @nekkawaii
    @nekkawaii 3 роки тому +10

    I like how the girl tells the Mexican man what a taco is and isn't lmao
    Tacosplaining(?

    • @rachkate76
      @rachkate76 3 роки тому

      Just another day of toxic white supremacy.

    • @ev.kid_3310
      @ev.kid_3310 3 роки тому +2

      @@rachkate76 I hope you’re joking

  • @LittlebigG
    @LittlebigG 3 роки тому +31

    The guy kept his promise, post every Monday. Believe me we’ll never get enough from Diego 😭😂

  • @anonymousbeats4567
    @anonymousbeats4567 3 роки тому +33

    "I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry"
    Best reply to vegans

  • @anzaforbes8819
    @anzaforbes8819 3 роки тому +17

    “Do you hate happiness?” This sent me flying 😭😭

  • @ConquerorOfMountains
    @ConquerorOfMountains 2 роки тому +3

    "i dont care about the planet when im hungry"
    LOL SO TRUE

  • @h.mood1
    @h.mood1 3 роки тому +31

    This is funny as hell man! Great job on the videos. I wish they were longer, but I know how hard you work to make these videos so I’m not gonna complain.

  • @jmrmtch1138
    @jmrmtch1138 3 роки тому +12

    No one:
    Diego:Tequila

  • @dwhip49
    @dwhip49 Рік тому +2

    The timing is amazing...pause..."what did you say to me?" ... Pause...thats a flower on a cracker" Gold!

  • @AELITA緋
    @AELITA緋 3 роки тому +10

    “do you hate happiness?” BRUUUHHH TOTAL MOOD

  • @jonathangarcia6031
    @jonathangarcia6031 3 роки тому +8

    I amazed about how patience the girls is

  • @ethioware
    @ethioware 2 роки тому +1

    "I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" LMAO

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 роки тому +8

    Remember, if you drink pickle juice instead of water and post about it on social media, you're one of the cool kids

  • @carterrcheese
    @carterrcheese 3 роки тому +10

    When he said it a salad rapped in a salad with a side of salad cracked me up

  • @BlueVideosBR
    @BlueVideosBR 3 роки тому +2

    "I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry"
    So human 😅

  • @thomas5t5
    @thomas5t5 3 роки тому +70

    It’s 2020, everything is broken, even food and cultures

  • @dudeofdudes7699
    @dudeofdudes7699 3 роки тому +4

    “Do you hate happiness” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣