Lois goes to jail
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Pretend I'm your child... Not Meg, not Meg!! 😂😂😂😂
James Morrissey rekt
Had to say that Real quick😂
See what I mean about how Lois treats her own daughter?😒
Well it's low-key sad tho😔
😂😂😂😂
"Pretend I'm your child Lois"
Lois: loosens grip
"Not Meg! Not Meg!"
@@Lazy_Artist129 frfr they do her so wrong
@@dirttydan1444 I know right?
Funny i laugh
Boi
11:00 your welcome
“Either I was a C section or you’re Wonder Woman!”
Stewie is a legend.
what does that mean
@@averagegordonenjoyer3141 C section is when a baby is delivered from a woman’s abdomen and uterus by surgery. Stewie meant either he was born from a C section or lois is a wonder woman ( a sarcasm stating she has a big vagina) to deliver stewie who has a such a big head
@@averagegordonenjoyer3141 with how big stewie's head was its almost impossible for that to come out of lois' vagagay
@@christianlinares2391 OOOH HAHAHAHA
there’s a cutaway where stewie is a baby with a normal head and he hits his head on the ceiling and it changes to the shape it is now
The fact that Lois stole clothes she’s never going to wear is quite comical
The gavel tho 😂
no it's our everyday life
You really don't get the reason, don't you? 🤦
Thats kleptomania. They steal things they will never use
@@ricardo7308 that's women psychology, buying things just for the sake of owning it to feel good
I love how Quagmire hears everything that Lois days as sexual.
giggadee
@@byeguy9635 i will sir.
Yea
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i cant-
Everything can be sexual
They leave chris alone for 5 minutes and he stumbles into an alternate dimension
A-Ha!
Thank the developers that he didn’t fall into the backrooms
Like a lot of little boys with vivid imaginations.
The crappy video editing cuts ruined the joke though
The fact that Peter just walked past with Lois head in his mouth is everything
I'm more astonished at the fact Peter managed to cram an entire humans head into his mouth. Them again he did swallow a fat girl whole once
1:31 Plot twist: The guy is the kid's real parent and the Mom is the kidnapper.
That "Take On Me" cutaway is one of the most puzzling moments in the show's history
Meme
@@Redsoxking Meme
Chris were have you been
@@metalmario00 life is crazy
@@metalmario00 I DON'T KNOW!
"The book can also be... a hat"
Best line ever
The fact that I read this as he said it and I've only seen this bit once and you made that comment 2 years ago is crazy
@@thecheeseoftruth4080 yeah I feel you, these coincidences in everyday life making me astonishing
I love how he delivers it
@@saurabhbhushan1714 yeah perfect delivery lol.
@@florentin4061 i think its confirmation bias. these things just stand out, but if you really looked objectively about how often it happens vs doesnt happen it would make mathematical sense.
people comment on the video often quoting parts of it, and if you are someone who reads comments before the video is over, this is gonna happen.
it sure does feel weird when it happens though, but its nothing extraordinary, its just going to happen now and then if the condition for it to happen are met.
You know, for being paralyzed from the waist down, Joe does his job VERY well
Stewie's frowned face when in Lois's lap always makes me laugh so hard.
The guy trying to kidnap the kid and the mom crack me up every time !!
Same here🤣🤣🤣
not quick enoughhh
Jokes regarding child kidnapping and trafficking (implied pedophilia) are oddly common in America, it’s like finding teen suicide and cannibalism funny. Absolutely disgusting
@@binaryruffian7538 ok boomer
@@binaryruffian7538 how is cannibalism not funny though
The guy trying to kidnap the kid and the mom always coming through, crack me up all the time 😂😂
Yeah! I LOVE that kind of humor! It's brilliant. Lmao!
“Not quick enough”
😂😂😂
he's such a wholesome kidnapper 😊
I was close tho
You were close🤣
I love how that woman talks to the kidnapper so casually about him trying to abduct her child.
7:23 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!???
No is bite of 05
You’re telling me nobody saw Lois shoplifting?
Logic Is life that doesn’t even make sense, moron.
King Dubeskins I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee
Logic Is life "you're telling me"
Good one fool
Skyrim is my favorite game
man I really miss the days when Joe was a badass cop, not the suicidal emotional wreck he is today
Its always great to see him have that kick into action from time to time
lol that's how Bonnie feels
@@RyukyuStyle thats how it always is
@@MetrognomeVideos yepp
Exactly. He is also seems to be a lot dumber than before and almost like the joker of the group.
Joe: Pretend I’m your child!
*Louis thinks about meg*
*Starts letting go*
Joe: Not Meg!Not Meg!!
*Grabs hand again*
At least she thought about her I guess??💀
bruh the joe: “OMG!! ”
boni: “did you walk?”
just had me dying🤣🤣
9:30
“She is a handsome woman.”
💀😭😂
"Replace him!"
*Takes out newborn baby and put him on the line*
"Faster!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead
"Leprace him" 😂😂
Very racist Chinese joke
I SCREAMED 😹😹
One of my favorite parts was when the whole family was sitting in the living room and Peter was in his underwear asking Brian what's the stuff on his own shoulder and Brian said mustard 😂😂 and Peter said Oh that's right we had hot dogs last week 😂😂 this man haven't bath in a week😂😂 than he ask Brian are you going to eat that😂😂 and Brian responded and said the mustard on your shoulder... NO😂😂
Haha
it gat mi too😁😁😁
2:00 me committing a crime in bitlife
3:28 oppa gamgam style
I literally thought the space 😂
Knew goddamn well I wasn’t the only one
Either I'm c section or youre wonder woman lois.. 😂
This video has been c sectioned many times.
@@mmodnao Lmfaoo
I am your 999 like if could of been 1k
I stopped the video and looked for this exact comment 😂😂
That was funny!
The fact your cutting the song, “Take On Me”, is a crime in of itself.
I know right!
That’s my favourite Sean of all of family guy I wanted to hear it all😭😭
S. Nonaka stop asking questions
Wtf
Noooo.......the fact that they cut scenes (like ”Lois I want gram crackers”)
9:34 joe’s face 😂
I lost it.
Lois' stealing and kleptomaniac shrieking and cackling is the best part.
I love that conversation between the mother and the kidnapper , so underrated
True
Underrated?
So wholesome🥰
Dark jokes 😂
I ship them 😂
Peter: Achoo!
Judge: All right 3 years!
Peter: That was a sneeze!
Judge: 4 years!
Peter: I'm sorry!
Judge: 5 years!
Peter: You douce bag!
Judge: All right 3 years it is
(That part was funny😂😂😂)
Kaleb Smith yasss
lol haha! funny monent family guy 2019 hd 😁😁😁😃😄😃😄😃😄
4:53
He said “ok 3 years!” Not “All right 3 years!”
Just saying! Just saying!
Right 😂😂
1:08 made me cackle
"Good lord lois either iwas a c section or yoir wonder woman "
"Imagine ime your child lois not meg not meg"
These get me every time 🤣😂
7:33 I love how Lois is the one they’re breaking out of jail yet she holds the door for all of them and is the last one inside 😂
That's how mother works
Yep
Bro nobody is mentioning it but I thought it was hilarious how Peter snuck Lois out
7:45 “I’m a *dog* I have a tough time standing in the car” lol
This had me weak
Why is ur eyes only showing show us ur whole face UR WHOLE FACE
"Boy... you put on weight, Jackie Chan" 🤣🤣
Joe:pretend I’m your kid
Lois:”looses grip”
Joe:NOT MEG NOT MEG
That had me rolling on the floor laughing 😂
“OH MY GOD ITS MALCOM IN MIDDLE!
Meg: I’m not a boy!
*YES YOU ARE!* ” 🤣
Yeah,😂
Your gonna be one
Doctor: ok meg lets have a look at that pergina
Haha
😂😂😂🤣
“Pretend Im your child Lois!”
“NOT MEG NOT MEG!”
That is so me to my friends😂
Thats sad...im the same🤣🤣
And me to my parents
Wow you're so quirky and interesting and unique
“PRETEND IM YOUR CHILD LOIS”
Lois: *loosens grip*
*NOT MEG NOT MEG!!*
7:39 brian being thrown around the car into door got me crying 😭
That was deserved he is a shithead
11:00 “pretend I’m your child” “not Meg not Meg” 😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds like" nutmeg nutmeg"😭
Damn..I never thought Lois would steal and end up in jail she usually the good one 😂🤣🤣 Lmaooo....
Steal**
Steal is taking something that isn’t yours
Steel
Is a metal
Steal
My bad I was typing so fast didn't notice I spelled steal wrong wtf....😂
To real fo drama Damn bro they railed you like a steel beam for spelling steal wrong.
@@Soul_Alpha yeah..but I don't give af I was typing so fast
8:11 😂😂😂😂
2:32 you play a little dress up?
Joe:”Oh my god”
Bonnie:”Did you walk”
Me:😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
why that expression im sure id be great if he walked
Blacky Heartal Joe”no Bonny I’m f*cking floating”
This imply she knows they mistreat Meg
Did you walk
Just me or is joes face really small in that scene?
It’s funny how Lois stole a bunch of clothes she needed but wears the same damn clothes every day!!
Lol
@@arqade609 lol
"pretend im your child.... NOT MEG NOT MEG!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
3:26 I was full on waiting for Joe to start singing gangnam style.
I can see why the fact Lois had become obsessed with shoplifting and did other crimes mostly in the later seasons is that she inherited her bad attitude from her father
McCraeTheMedial
I can actually see Carter doing this while his wife isn't looking lol.
Why put a watermark on something that aint even yours Lmfao
So many other people have said that shut up
@@johnnyferrer4068 r/gatekeeping
@@chancerbox1935 oh it's herobrine
I honestly don't care what you have to say its just plain stupid by putting a watermark on something that wasn't made by them
Johnny Ferrer you shut up dumb nigga
5:43
Chris: can we pet him?
Also chris: *doesn't realize the girl eyelashes on the deer.
Note: I hope I get lots of likes for this. 8)
Some men can have girl eyelashes
"I might asphyxiate myself just to teach you a lesson. I'm going to do it. Here I go. Just like that boy from INXS"
SAVAGE!
was he referring to michael hutchence
"I'm not a boy!"
*"Yes you are!"*
NO SHE'S NOT CHAN!!!
Stewie: “I haven’t seen one female baby since we got here this place is a sausage fest” that is a very subtle joke 😶😂
How?
Bro when I tell u I literally paused the video to comprehend that.
Oooh I got it now. Took me a while. The joke is that girls are often aborted in some Asian countries meaning that there are way more guys than girls.
@@klearkhoswashokani1797 china used to have a one-child-policy to prevent overpopulation. Since males had a higher stance in society some people decided to get rid of their child if it was a girl. This way, there were more boys than girls...
I thought Stewie was gay
9:52 quagmire a snitch
The way Brian moans(?) at 3:21 is pure weird.
"Im a dog i have a tough time standing in a car" *hits the wall?* 😂😂😂👏👏🙌
Funniest Brian out of all the episodes
I don’t really buy that the house turned to ruin when Lois was put away. Meg and Brian are At least smart enough to change a diaper.
Chloe Vampirica yup
But who would want to? no one would also brian ate Stewies crap before So i feel like he wouldn’t want to even be tempted again so he stayed away
Chloe Vampirica you must be fun at parties
Quaking * I bring edibles.
Fuck off you dumbass Gacha-tard
"omg"
"Did you walk?"
Joe: 😐
Bonnie:😐
"Oh my god; it's Malcolm In Middle!"
"I'm not a boy..."
"Yes you are. 😡"
😟 this scare me
5:12
Peter: Achoo!
Judge: Ok 3 years!
Peter: That was a sneeze!
Judge: 4 years!
Peter: I'm sorry!
Judge: 5 years!
Peter: You douchebag!
Judge: Alright, 3 years it is.
Peter is savage
That had me dying
Well it's been 4 years
Anyone alive ?
That's how it works. You call the judge a douchebag and you get a better sentence
"Pretend I'm your child, Lois."
"Not Meg! Not Meg!"
Does Lois hate Meg?
Everyone hates meg 😭
@@AfricaRecapped nope, Seth hates Meg.
Loool
@@Nyctocia why
@ 2:37 Playin a lil dress up? Lol 🤣😂🤣😂.
1:52: Lois turns into a kleptomaniac (for anyone who doesn't know what that means it's basically a mental health disorder where people can't resist stealing things)
“Take on me” literally plays at my work every day…that and Blinded by the lights.
@Exploring Beyond, Thank You
What kind of work do you even do....!?
@@moeenuddin6467, Currently I am a server at a Mexican restaurant but I am fixing to sign up for special effects makeup school.
@@blackroselostindarkness5643 cool.
@@moeenuddin6467, Thanks
oh I have so much to do today, I have laundry, I have a piano lesson, and I've got to make dinner. I'm so busy😂 😂
@Rea’s Quest it's the best, Brian is playing dress up in Lois's heels 😂 when Stewie catches him
No one asked or cares
@@Kira-bb6pt I'm thinking you do, after all your reading comments and then commenting on them. You dolt.
@@Kira-bb6pt I care....
0:23 damn. Take on me chris
„Here’s Another Thing, The Book Can Also Be… A Hat” - Peter Griffin 2019
No, Peter Griffin, early 2000's
7:03 quagmire lol
7:14 I can’t with Glenn in the background. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Joe's voice when he gets angry or excessively happy is so funny hahahaha
4:57 that giggle 🤣
Anything is an upgrade on living with Peter.
"Oh my god, it's Malcolm in Middle!"
"I'm not a boy!"
"Yes you are!"
Louis: “Chris where have you been?”
Chris: “I don’t know.” 😂
Back again with another banger keep posting bro🎉
0:25 is literally the best thing I've seen in a while
Your hair is winterfire, january embers, my heart burns there too
Now im inlove lol
Ken Toledo srry Im taken
@@jxiong807 it's from IT by Stephen King.
Vincent Henderson Jr bruh he knows😂😂😂
He has other channels quoting the movie IT.
"my heart burns there, too" is another channel and he uploads family guy also
9:28 Boi you put on weight Jackie Chan lmao 🤣😆🤣 I'm dead bro xD
3:51 meow😀
6:55 OH GAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUU😂
I love that they had a way to include a joke about dogs not being able to stand or sit still in the he car.
Funny how at the entire beginning the woman doesn't even mind the fact the man is trying to take her kid lol
7:37 As a dog, I can confirm we have a hard time standing up in the car and slam our heads on the door
"I'm not a boy" *"Yes you are"*
Considering the future with Meg becoming Ron this is hilarious
The joke about not seeing one female baby is underrated comedy gold
when does that happen?
@@nariztapada699 8:19
Oh shit as a chinese I just understood this
1:17 employee is such a mood 🤣
I was crying at the sand people choir scene. OMG I’m dead! 😂🤣😂
3:58 this is the moment Lois became Hesienberg
"Pretend I'm your child" Lois lets go "not Meg not meg"
0:54 😂 a classic stewie line
Have anyone saw the word Your Hair is Winter Fire😶😶😶
First thing I saw long
Joe: pretend I’m your child
Lois: let’s go
Joe: not meg!!!! Not meg!!
This episode was amazing. Hilarious from start to finish.
#BigFactz
The way how Lois laughed is funny
6:45 That was Lois's "I did it for me" scene.
Getting monetized for content that he didnt even produce.
That's just rude.
Well thats the truth.. Am i wrong?
No, definitely not. The person who uploaded this, he's the rude one.
Monetized* produce*
So, no, yes there’s ads on it, but the revenue still goes to fox
11:06 poor meg
1:35 this reminds me of those creepy men who say "moms need to stop being overprotective over their kids!"
"Omg its jacki Chan!" 😂😂💀