Hotel (Ep. 2) | Awkward Puppets
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I hate my wife.
First
And Ong
Same
SECOND
i would too
Yes
“What activity would you like to do?”
“Get a divorce.”
“What?”
“Oh… I said ride a horse”
Hm…. That’s hilarious 😂 can’t get enough of his comedy!
Bro you copied my comment and i wrote this first
It's just a quote, dude. Anyone could say it and we were all thinking it so chill tf out
Bro Diego is my absolute fav character in this series. His whole demeanor just screams "fuck my life" and I'm all for it.
@@mikzerz oh…. I didnt know that… I also thought the quote was pretty funny…… that’s why I commented about it…
“Do you want to dance”
“No”
“I said you look fat in those pants”
-my brothers line back in the day in a loud club
“I get it, you're young.”
“I get it, you're old.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@danielp157 ikr!?
We need more of the lady in the next room
Edit: We also need Benita’s old voice back
Benita's original voice is hilarious!✋😂✋
@@angelq.7656 I meant her original voice
@@Soisoy54 original was Lele Pons, now for 2 years or so it was Evelyn Gonzales
@@matejzahajsky whatever happens to Lele Pons
Yeah we need her old "sexy Latina" voice back because this one just ain't cutting it💀
I hope this channel never dies.
God tier channel
I can sense the “this did not age well” comment
Same
Same
Bro, it literally won't. Cuz think about it, he posts like 4 times a year and we run fast af to watch this amazing content, so no worries dude
I can relate with Diego
💯 % here with the neighbors and wanting complete silence.
Wireless headphones for the win!!
💀
@@SeanTube2099😑
@@AliHaider-hx8gw😕
“Can we just stay in the hotel room and watch something romantic….like the soccer game that’s on right now”😂😂😂
"you have the right to remain shitty, anything you do is annoying" is such a profound insult at the end, I respect quality over quantity content
“100 dollars”
“plus a tip”
“What just for someone to touch your body? I do that every night and I no one pays me”
That’s too funny 😂
lol, Damm funny
This is honestly why I never take vacations at resorts for relaxing. If I wanted to relax, I could take a nap at home. 😂
Yea… why spend like $200 a day for doing exactly what you do at home fr
That would be called a “Staycation”.
My literal broke parents got suckered in to a timeshare at Cancun one summer and my mom got mad at me because all I did was draw, play guitar and watch tv like I always did at home in the room and they’d all come back to the hotel room looking miserable, burnt, sweaty and tired while I was perfectly comfortable in an overpriced room with air conditioning watching my favorite tv show dubbed in Spanish
Going out is never relaxing
usually many people does vacationing to other places because they want to go outside than there own home or any places that they always visiting. kinda funny but when theres a crisis you litterally see them crying and cursing government of corruption.
Diego back at it again, cant ever miss an episode that hes in lol.
Despite being lied to about a every Thursday upload, seeing Diego gives yall a pass😂😂
Bro they were late by one day chill out😂😂
@@imhimloki 😂😆
@@imhimloki 1 day???? You gotta be kidding. I can't even wait a minute.
Prob time zones
It's great having Diego back. Missed him
I want his wife's old voice back
what happened
Seconded
Same
Same here. Wasn't It Lele pons the original
@@animefun7703 original was Lele Pons, now for 2 years or so it was Evelyn Gonzales
Diego, you have the right to remain funny. Anything you say or do is hilarious.
😂
Corny asf
Benitas old voice had us understand why he hated his wife😂😂😂
3:38 Diego’s response here was golden 😂
It’s so good to see a legend return a year later. Not only racist work out p2 is out but also p2 of the hotel
This was more hilarious then first one! I always get Diego’s feeling that someone is blasting music next door.
Fun fact, divorce is WAAAYYY more expensive than a $100 massage 😂😂😂
But one gets you freedom
I think Diego only owns a bottle of tequila 😂
600$ LOL AND three hours at a court house 😂😂
And it's not relaxing at all
Not when you're the wife
Benita’s voice 😂💀
Different person voices here now😂
Lele pons was the original
I am so glad that you started making awkward puppet videos. Love to see Diego, Bonita, and all of them. Best wishes, Rudy 😊
*Benita
" You are under arrest, 🔫 🔫 You have the right to remain completely 🤐"
😂😂😂😂
The first ‘Hotel’ episode has always been my favourite.
Thank you for the sequel! ☺️
I’m so happy the awkward puppets show is still going on! Love these sm
Imagine he just starts hearing clapping from the other room 💀💀
I knew I wasn't the only one thinking about that
I love your videos, they make me laugh so damn hard!!😂😂😂
- Okay, plot twist, the desk is next to your room 😂
Happy to have more puppets back on UA-cam, brethren 🫡
Oh finally you guys are back! I found Diego and Benita last year probably, I became super fan of them! Always waited for new episodes! 🖤✨
Please don't go! Keep making more and more videos. A bunch of love from Bangladesh 🇧🇩🖤
Same here and i am also Bangladeshi ❤
"whats your badge number?"
" 7 "
💀
Awkward puppets never and I mean never disappoints
I so happy awkward puppets is back making videos
Benita's original voice is amazing!
So happy we finally get a sequel to this
I think we all want Benita's voice and personality back
Im so glad this series is back! 🎉
Love, love, love Diego! He makes me laugh 😄
This is top tier comedy 🤣!!! Up there with Key & Peele. Please keep making these videos! ❤
I swear you need to make a movie about Diego and all the other puppets
-Then what do you want to do😢?
-Get a divorce
-WHAT?
-i said ride a horse
😂
I miss Benita’s old voice.
0:52 "100 dollars for people to touch ur body?"
"i do that every night and no one pays me" AYO?
You know its a good day when Awkward puppets uploads!
Who else love's Awkward Puppet's?
These video's can't get anymore funnier then it already is
I miss lele as Benita voice. She was a funny voice for a latina wife 😂
As if Diego would ever pay for tequila, let alone a hundred dollars.
Rudy's Diego and Benita, the raaaaaaaannge😂😂
Hotel Pt 1 was funny asf let’s see how he tops it 😂
Definitely did a good job with this
“Something romantic…like Soccer “ 😂😂😂😂😂
Script for Bar Talk 5, Twon vs Yui. Hope you guys like it. Script is here to read
Twon: Hi, can I get a Jack & Coke?
Yui: Heh, not what I expected.
Twon: What was that?
Yui: Oh nothing, I was just expecting you to get Grape Soda.
Twon: Excuse me what the fuck!?
Yui: Yeah.
Twon: Why’d you expect me to get grape soda?
Yui: Idk, just cause
Twon: Is it cause I’m black?
Yui: ……Yes.
Twon: Oh really? Well what’d you get Jap girl, some Milk Tea?
Yui: No, I’m getting some Sake.
Bartender: Here’s your Milk Tea maam
Yui: Right after this drink.
Twon: You call that a drink. Looks like milk that’s been expired for years.
Yui: Oh just leave me alone.
Twon: Leave you alone? You started this shit.
Yui: So?
Twon: So that means you’re racist.
Yui: Oh really, and you call me Jap girl?
Twon: Because you are Japanese.
Yui: So you wanna play that game huh?
Twon: Ok Jap girl, bring it!
Yui: Shouldn’t you be picking for cotton?
Twon: Shouldn’t you be at home eating acid and watching anime?
Yui: Shouldn’t you be waiting in line at Popeyes or KFC?
Twon: Shouldn’t you be eating Sushi and Ramen?
Yui: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant?
Twon: How?
Yui: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
Twon: You ever wonder why I never see any Japanese bingo players?
Yui: Why?
Twon: Cause everytime they hear B-29, they disappear.
Yui: How do you starve a black person?
Twon: How?
Yui: You hide the food stamps under their boots.
Twon: What do they eat for breakfast in Japan?
Yui: What?
Twon: Japancakes
Yui: You know why you shouldn't be racist?
Twon: I’m not racist, but why?
Yui: Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Twon: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
Yui: What?
Twon: Erection Day.
Yui: When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Twon: A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with another 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Japanese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!”
Yui: That’s actually a good one.
Twon: Yeah, I know right.
Yui: You know what, I’m sorry. I just let my thoughts get to me.
Twon: Yeah, me too. Let's stop this shit.
Yui: Want to call Truce and cheers?
Twon: Sure, why not.
*Twon and Yui cheers
Twon: But still, you Japanese are racist.
Hope you guys really liked and, and I hope Rudy considers it for a future video.
😂
@LABasinRails thanks man.
😂
@@SJs0705 thank you too man.
I love these videos! They’re just hilarious! I can’t believe Diego is still married to his wife. 😂
WHEN ON THURSDAY THE VIDEO DIDN'T COME OUT I WAS GETTING WORRIED YOU WOULDN'T POST ANYMORE. THANK GOD THIS CHANNEL ISN'T DYING YET, I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO SAD NGL
100 dollars for someone to touch your body.I touch my body every night and nobody pays me.
Damn that line hits hard 😂
We should be glad awkward puppets are back after 1 year
"You have right to remain shitty" - by Diego 😂
Keep these Diego and twan videos coming 🤣🙏🏾
I love this puppet comedy. Only other one I find is SML but I feel like it can be very chaotic and loud and less focused on the humor itself. Hoping for more content. Keep it up
SML has gotten too childish for me
I love Awkward Puppets!
Im just glad you uploaded this durning my lunch brake so i can enjoy it😂🤣
Just great!!!!!😂 .. let more videos come ❤
"You sound like the guy who just called me" "Thats an interesting theory" 😂
the only thing Diego love is tequila😂😂
Can't wait to laugh!
Diago is something else 😂 1:08
Where is the real Benita's voice???
We need her back!!!
Complete silence 😂😂 I love that song too
Diego needs to learn how to love his wife
@@sferghus9535 oh yeah you do have a point
someone managed to be more of a troll than DIego, that is impressive...
Can Diego go for therapy already.. i miss therapy sessions😂😂
0:29 literallyyy😂😭
Who else thinks Awkward puppets is better than Sesame Street?
The return i was waiting for, i love watching this channel and yes i know there’s other new videos i already watched them
"I hate you"😂
My man just can't catch a break.
Ohhh... how much I missed this!!!
So happy Rudy is back making these videos
Nobody hates and loves his wife like Diego 😂😂😂
I would like to mention “enjoy the silence” is a freaking banger of a song so I can play that game Diego 😂😂😂
The plot twist was lit 😂
I love how short Diego looks when he’s sitting down
Diego looks like Tom cruise😂
Ay, I'm liking this new uploading rate.🙏
best comeback of the year yet
best youtuber ever, so happy your back!
I missed this channel 😂❤
I'm sure no one's ever had this take but Diego is like a Mexican Al Bundy
If I were Diego, I would drown out that annoying noise by blasting some truly great music from my heyday.
You know, Happy Hardcore... Techno... Dark Jungle...
My first time watching this LMMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO the one where he said " complete silence, and the one where he Said get a divorce, son of a biscuit it's funny!!
Funny as hell love puppets they’re all funny 😆
So it looks like we have a new puppet character
benita is so cute diego is hysterical the entire cast ..i love this show it should be on broadway ..academy award to everyone i never laughed so hard on my life ..i am looking at tbe realest people i ever seen in my life and the funniest
Bro I discovered this channel yesterday and they already got a new video out lol
It's 2:40am in Bangladesh,
& I'm watching Diego over n over ❤️
0:56 "A hundred dollars? For someone to touch your body? I do that every night and no one pays me" 💀
I thought she was going to start blasting Mariachi music and assume he likes that kind of music.
Too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
'You're.... Not very good at this.'
😂😂
I love this channel