My literal broke parents got suckered in to a timeshare at Cancun one summer and my mom got mad at me because all I did was draw, play guitar and watch tv like I always did at home in the room and they’d all come back to the hotel room looking miserable, burnt, sweaty and tired while I was perfectly comfortable in an overpriced room with air conditioning watching my favorite tv show dubbed in Spanish
usually many people does vacationing to other places because they want to go outside than there own home or any places that they always visiting. kinda funny but when theres a crisis you litterally see them crying and cursing government of corruption.
Oh finally you guys are back! I found Diego and Benita last year probably, I became super fan of them! Always waited for new episodes! 🖤✨ Please don't go! Keep making more and more videos. A bunch of love from Bangladesh 🇧🇩🖤
benita is so cute diego is hysterical the entire cast ..i love this show it should be on broadway ..academy award to everyone i never laughed so hard on my life ..i am looking at tbe realest people i ever seen in my life and the funniest
WHEN ON THURSDAY THE VIDEO DIDN'T COME OUT I WAS GETTING WORRIED YOU WOULDN'T POST ANYMORE. THANK GOD THIS CHANNEL ISN'T DYING YET, I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO SAD NGL
I love this puppet comedy. Only other one I find is SML but I feel like it can be very chaotic and loud and less focused on the humor itself. Hoping for more content. Keep it up
Script for Bar Talk 5, Twon vs Yui. Hope you guys like it. Script is here to read Twon: Hi, can I get a Jack & Coke? Yui: Heh, not what I expected. Twon: What was that? Yui: Oh nothing, I was just expecting you to get Grape Soda. Twon: Excuse me what the fuck!? Yui: Yeah. Twon: Why’d you expect me to get grape soda? Yui: Idk, just cause Twon: Is it cause I’m black? Yui: ……Yes. Twon: Oh really? Well what’d you get Jap girl, some Milk Tea? Yui: No, I’m getting some Sake. Bartender: Here’s your Milk Tea maam Yui: Right after this drink. Twon: You call that a drink. Looks like milk that’s been expired for years. Yui: Oh just leave me alone. Twon: Leave you alone? You started this shit. Yui: So? Twon: So that means you’re racist. Yui: Oh really, and you call me Jap girl? Twon: Because you are Japanese. Yui: So you wanna play that game huh? Twon: Ok Jap girl, bring it! Yui: Shouldn’t you be picking for cotton? Twon: Shouldn’t you be at home eating acid and watching anime? Yui: Shouldn’t you be waiting in line at Popeyes or KFC? Twon: Shouldn’t you be eating Sushi and Ramen? Yui: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? Twon: How? Yui: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked. Twon: You ever wonder why I never see any Japanese bingo players? Yui: Why? Twon: Cause everytime they hear B-29, they disappear. Yui: How do you starve a black person? Twon: How? Yui: You hide the food stamps under their boots. Twon: What do they eat for breakfast in Japan? Yui: What? Twon: Japancakes Yui: You know why you shouldn't be racist? Twon: I’m not racist, but why? Yui: Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people. Twon: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday? Yui: What? Twon: Erection Day. Yui: When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid. Twon: A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with another 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Japanese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!” Yui: That’s actually a good one. Twon: Yeah, I know right. Yui: You know what, I’m sorry. I just let my thoughts get to me. Twon: Yeah, me too. Let's stop this shit. Yui: Want to call Truce and cheers? Twon: Sure, why not. *Twon and Yui cheers Twon: But still, you Japanese are racist.
I hate my wife.
First
And Ong
Same
SECOND
i would too
Yes
“What activity would you like to do?”
“Get a divorce.”
“What?”
“Oh… I said ride a horse”
Hm…. That’s hilarious 😂 can’t get enough of his comedy!
Bro you copied my comment and i wrote this first
It's just a quote, dude. Anyone could say it and we were all thinking it so chill tf out
Bro Diego is my absolute fav character in this series. His whole demeanor just screams "fuck my life" and I'm all for it.
@@mikzerz oh…. I didnt know that… I also thought the quote was pretty funny…… that’s why I commented about it…
“Do you want to dance”
“No”
“I said you look fat in those pants”
-my brothers line back in the day in a loud club
“I get it, you're young.”
“I get it, you're old.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@danielp157 ikr!?
Diego back at it again, cant ever miss an episode that hes in lol.
I hope this channel never dies.
God tier channel
I can sense the “this did not age well” comment
Same
Same
Bro, it literally won't. Cuz think about it, he posts like 4 times a year and we run fast af to watch this amazing content, so no worries dude
“Can we just stay in the hotel room and watch something romantic….like the soccer game that’s on right now”😂😂😂
I can relate with Diego
💯 % here with the neighbors and wanting complete silence.
Wireless headphones for the win!!
💀
@@SeanTube2099😑
@@AliHaider-hx8gw😕
“100 dollars”
“plus a tip”
“What just for someone to touch your body? I do that every night and I no one pays me”
That’s too funny 😂
lol, Damm funny
It's great having Diego back. Missed him
"you have the right to remain shitty, anything you do is annoying" is such a profound insult at the end, I respect quality over quantity content
We need more of the lady in the next room
Edit: We also need Benita’s old voice back
Benita's original voice is hilarious!✋😂✋
@@angelq.7656 I meant her original voice
@@Soisoy54 original was Lele Pons, now for 2 years or so it was Evelyn Gonzales
@@matejzahajsky whatever happens to Lele Pons
Yeah we need her old "sexy Latina" voice back because this one just ain't cutting it💀
This is honestly why I never take vacations at resorts for relaxing. If I wanted to relax, I could take a nap at home. 😂
Yea… why spend like $200 a day for doing exactly what you do at home fr
That would be called a “Staycation”.
My literal broke parents got suckered in to a timeshare at Cancun one summer and my mom got mad at me because all I did was draw, play guitar and watch tv like I always did at home in the room and they’d all come back to the hotel room looking miserable, burnt, sweaty and tired while I was perfectly comfortable in an overpriced room with air conditioning watching my favorite tv show dubbed in Spanish
Going out is never relaxing
usually many people does vacationing to other places because they want to go outside than there own home or any places that they always visiting. kinda funny but when theres a crisis you litterally see them crying and cursing government of corruption.
Diego, you have the right to remain funny. Anything you say or do is hilarious.
😂
Corny asf
Benitas old voice had us understand why he hated his wife😂😂😂
3:38 Diego’s response here was golden 😂
Despite being lied to about a every Thursday upload, seeing Diego gives yall a pass😂😂
Bro they were late by one day chill out😂😂
@@imhimloki 😂😆
@@imhimloki 1 day???? You gotta be kidding. I can't even wait a minute.
Prob time zones
I want his wife's old voice back
what happened
Seconded
Same
Same here. Wasn't It Lele pons the original
@@animefun7703 original was Lele Pons, now for 2 years or so it was Evelyn Gonzales
It’s so good to see a legend return a year later. Not only racist work out p2 is out but also p2 of the hotel
" You are under arrest, 🔫 🔫 You have the right to remain completely 🤐"
😂😂😂😂
The first ‘Hotel’ episode has always been my favourite.
Thank you for the sequel! ☺️
100 dollars for someone to touch your body.I touch my body every night and nobody pays me.
Damn that line hits hard 😂
I’m so happy the awkward puppets show is still going on! Love these sm
Diego is the modern hero we need for these troubled times.
0:52 "100 dollars for people to touch ur body?"
"i do that every night and no one pays me" AYO?
I am so glad that you started making awkward puppet videos. Love to see Diego, Bonita, and all of them. Best wishes, Rudy 😊
*Benita
This was more hilarious then first one! I always get Diego’s feeling that someone is blasting music next door.
"whats your badge number?"
" 7 "
💀
I so happy awkward puppets is back making videos
So happy we finally get a sequel to this
Happy to have more puppets back on UA-cam, brethren 🫡
Benita’s voice 😂💀
Different person voices here now😂
Lele pons was the original
Im so glad this series is back! 🎉
Awkward puppets never and I mean never disappoints
I love your videos, they make me laugh so damn hard!!😂😂😂
Love, love, love Diego! He makes me laugh 😄
“Something romantic…like Soccer “ 😂😂😂😂😂
Fun fact, divorce is WAAAYYY more expensive than a $100 massage 😂😂😂
But one gets you freedom
I think Diego only owns a bottle of tequila 😂
600$ LOL AND three hours at a court house 😂😂
And it's not relaxing at all
Not when you're the wife
Oh finally you guys are back! I found Diego and Benita last year probably, I became super fan of them! Always waited for new episodes! 🖤✨
Please don't go! Keep making more and more videos. A bunch of love from Bangladesh 🇧🇩🖤
Same here and i am also Bangladeshi ❤
This is top tier comedy 🤣!!! Up there with Key & Peele. Please keep making these videos! ❤
Benita's original voice is amazing!
Bro this channel reminds me of SML with all the puppets and adult jokes😂😂😂
- Okay, plot twist, the desk is next to your room 😂
I think we all want Benita's voice and personality back
Imagine he just starts hearing clapping from the other room 💀💀
I knew I wasn't the only one thinking about that
0:29 literallyyy😂😭
These video's can't get anymore funnier then it already is
The return i was waiting for, i love watching this channel and yes i know there’s other new videos i already watched them
I swear you need to make a movie about Diego and all the other puppets
Sending tons of Love for Awkward puppets creator (s). From Dresden, Germany.
-Then what do you want to do😢?
-Get a divorce
-WHAT?
-i said ride a horse
😂
Im just glad you uploaded this durning my lunch brake so i can enjoy it😂🤣
Who else love's Awkward Puppet's?
best youtuber ever, so happy your back!
You know its a good day when Awkward puppets uploads!
best comeback of the year yet
can y'all stop complaining about the voice change, it's been two years. Get over it💀? it was probably changed for a reason ??
Complete silence 😂😂 I love that song too
I miss Benita’s old voice.
I love these videos! They’re just hilarious! I can’t believe Diego is still married to his wife. 😂
benita is so cute diego is hysterical the entire cast ..i love this show it should be on broadway ..academy award to everyone i never laughed so hard on my life ..i am looking at tbe realest people i ever seen in my life and the funniest
Ohhh... how much I missed this!!!
Keep these Diego and twan videos coming 🤣🙏🏾
Rudy's Diego and Benita, the raaaaaaaannge😂😂
I miss lele as Benita voice. She was a funny voice for a latina wife 😂
Diago is something else 😂 1:08
WHEN ON THURSDAY THE VIDEO DIDN'T COME OUT I WAS GETTING WORRIED YOU WOULDN'T POST ANYMORE. THANK GOD THIS CHANNEL ISN'T DYING YET, I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO SAD NGL
I have never related more with Diego than I did in this video. When I was at Uni I had to put up with this shit every damn night...
Hotel Pt 1 was funny asf let’s see how he tops it 😂
Definitely did a good job with this
I love this puppet comedy. Only other one I find is SML but I feel like it can be very chaotic and loud and less focused on the humor itself. Hoping for more content. Keep it up
SML has gotten too childish for me
Script for Bar Talk 5, Twon vs Yui. Hope you guys like it. Script is here to read
Twon: Hi, can I get a Jack & Coke?
Yui: Heh, not what I expected.
Twon: What was that?
Yui: Oh nothing, I was just expecting you to get Grape Soda.
Twon: Excuse me what the fuck!?
Yui: Yeah.
Twon: Why’d you expect me to get grape soda?
Yui: Idk, just cause
Twon: Is it cause I’m black?
Yui: ……Yes.
Twon: Oh really? Well what’d you get Jap girl, some Milk Tea?
Yui: No, I’m getting some Sake.
Bartender: Here’s your Milk Tea maam
Yui: Right after this drink.
Twon: You call that a drink. Looks like milk that’s been expired for years.
Yui: Oh just leave me alone.
Twon: Leave you alone? You started this shit.
Yui: So?
Twon: So that means you’re racist.
Yui: Oh really, and you call me Jap girl?
Twon: Because you are Japanese.
Yui: So you wanna play that game huh?
Twon: Ok Jap girl, bring it!
Yui: Shouldn’t you be picking for cotton?
Twon: Shouldn’t you be at home eating acid and watching anime?
Yui: Shouldn’t you be waiting in line at Popeyes or KFC?
Twon: Shouldn’t you be eating Sushi and Ramen?
Yui: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant?
Twon: How?
Yui: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
Twon: You ever wonder why I never see any Japanese bingo players?
Yui: Why?
Twon: Cause everytime they hear B-29, they disappear.
Yui: How do you starve a black person?
Twon: How?
Yui: You hide the food stamps under their boots.
Twon: What do they eat for breakfast in Japan?
Yui: What?
Twon: Japancakes
Yui: You know why you shouldn't be racist?
Twon: I’m not racist, but why?
Yui: Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
Twon: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
Yui: What?
Twon: Erection Day.
Yui: When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Twon: A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with another 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Japanese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!”
Yui: That’s actually a good one.
Twon: Yeah, I know right.
Yui: You know what, I’m sorry. I just let my thoughts get to me.
Twon: Yeah, me too. Let's stop this shit.
Yui: Want to call Truce and cheers?
Twon: Sure, why not.
*Twon and Yui cheers
Twon: But still, you Japanese are racist.
Hope you guys really liked and, and I hope Rudy considers it for a future video.
😂
@LABasinRails thanks man.
😂
@@SJs0705 thank you too man.
Glad to be apart of this video!
As if Diego would ever pay for tequila, let alone a hundred dollars.
So happy Rudy is back making these videos
Just great!!!!!😂 .. let more videos come ❤
The videos are getting better and better :D
I love Awkward Puppets!
I love this channel
1:37 what's the music
Shitty tiktok music
"You have right to remain shitty" - by Diego 😂
Can't wait to laugh!
"You sound like the guy who just called me" "Thats an interesting theory" 😂
the only thing Diego love is tequila😂😂
I'm just finding this channel and it's awesome!
Who else thinks Awkward puppets is better than Sesame Street?
"I hate you"😂
Where is the real Benita's voice???
We need her back!!!
Funny as hell love puppets they’re all funny 😆
Can Diego go for therapy already.. i miss therapy sessions😂😂
Diego needs to learn how to love his wife
@@sferghus9535 oh yeah you do have a point
The plot twist was lit 😂
Ay, I'm liking this new uploading rate.🙏
I missed this channel 😂❤
'You're.... Not very good at this.'
😂😂
Lol 😂👍🏻 the humour is hilarious great script 👍🏻😄
This is hilarious. I love discovering new channels on UA-cam.
Best channnel i discovered this year❤
Too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love you awkward puppets ❤❤
Yooo love this channel diego is amazing hope you upload more videos
„I get it, you’re old “ 😂😂😂😂😂