Table News: Weather, Strikes, Zebras, and Victory!
Вставка
- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- NOAA just released their prediction for the Pacific climate pattern this winter, America edges closer and closer to a nationwide general strike, Maryland is still trying to find 2 wayward zebras, and the Braves won their first World Series since '97!
---Patreon---
Do you want early access to my content and other benefits?
Sign up at www.patreon.com/ben_brainard for just $3 a month!
$3: Early access + a 15% store discount
$9: Early access, 15% store discount, behind-the-scenes, and voting power
$25: Early access, 25% store discount, behind-the-scenes, voting power, name in credits, and first dibs on tickets to live events!
---Next Shows---
11/12-14 - Fort Lauderdale, FL - Anime Iwei
11/15 - Bridgeport, CT - Stress Factory
11/16 - New Brunswick, NJ - Stress Factory
11/17 - Pitman, NJ - Human Village Brewing Co.
11/18 - New York, NY - Caroline's on Broadway
11/20 - Milwaukee, WI - Potawatomi Casino
11/26 - Las Vegas, Nevada - Red Rock Casino
11/30 - Little Rock, AR - Loony Bin
12/2 - Birmingham, AL - StarDome
12/3 - Panama City, FL - House of Bourbon
12/9 - Orlando, FL - Orlando Improv
12/10 - Ocala, FL - Marion Theater
12/11 - Gainesville, FL - High Dive
12/12 - Tampa, FL - Side Splitters
12/14 - Naples, FL - Off the Hook
12/15 - Fort Lauderdale, FL - Dania Beach Improv
12/21 - San Antonio, TX - LOL
12/22 - Dallas, TX - Addison Improv
12/23 - Phoenix, AZ - Stand Up Live
---Links---
Shows and Tickets: www.benbrainar...
Email List: www.benbrainar...
Booking: www.benbrainar...
Store: www.benbrainar...
UA-cam: / ben_brainard
Facebook: / comedianbenbrainard
Twitter: / ben_brainard
Instagram: / ben_brainard
TikTok: / ben_brainard
Discord: / discord
My favorite part of the zebra story is that some ecologists have predicted that zebras could peacefully integrate into the Maryland ecology. They wouldn't be invasive species. If the local fish and wildlife service let's the zebras run free and then periodically purchases and releases zebras from the guy who originally had the few that escaped- we could end up with zebras being endemic to Maryland and the surrounding area very soon.
Living in Virginia I would LOVE that
Sadly, one was found dead in an illegal trap. I’m from Md.
The winters though?
I can't believe they STILL haven't found the other two!!! There were so many sightings the first month, and now nothing? I swear someone is hiding them in their garage
@@anns9970 Zebras live in high mountains, they'll be fine.
Gov: “That doesn’t explain where you’ve been?”
FL: “Yes it does”
CO: *Chuckles in 1998-1999 Super Bowl Championship Celebration*
As someone who was born in 2000, I don't get it. :D
What happened? 😯
@@Code_Ax0 I'm guessing it was probably hellfire.
@@Code_Ax0 Broncos won the Super Bowl two years in a row. We celebrated with rioting.
@@arm279145right… Mom kept yelling at the partying house to quiet down. Then voluntold them they were caring for two furiously tired small children someday. She carried out the threat.
I learned I was BAD at math! And didn’t care about the guy’s finals he was studying for. While babysitting me and my sister
We haven’t had a good ol Florida Louisiana “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW” in a hot minute. Good to know we’re still doing that
If we're cracking out "over the shoulder boulder holders" again, don't you dare pass up on "under the butt nut huts".
Equality ✊👌
✊ 👍
The problem with that is no one is big enough to need big nut huts. Plenty of us need big over the shoulder boulder holders. Though I’m pretty sure is bigger than necessary for anyone human
The part with Georgia is so true, we got a whole day off of school just because they won, there was a parade, it was literally all anyone talked about
I didn't because UGA didn't 😭
What did Georgia win? And is it a sport? I pay no attention to sports and I think having that big of a deal made over winning a sport would quite literally be the death of me if I lived there…
@@yasqueen9376yes the braces one the World Series in badeball
GOV: That doesn't explain where you've been
FL: *chuckle* YEAH it does
Once again Florida displaying his chaotic evil energy
Exactly. I'm sure a lot of people in Georgia are still celebrating.
@@therealaustinpowers1967 not surprisingly
what no we are obviously chaotic neutral we had a guy steel a car come back return the baby that was sleeping and potenitally called dcs after leaving with the car
@@therealaustinpowers1967 we are still celebrating
Victory Juice, turns an afternoon into a weekend, a two into a ten, and a misunderstanding into a fight.
Stay safe out there y’all, GSP always looking for a reason.
Great Lakes: "No zebras in a while, but we've seen plenty of quaggas"
As an Oregonian, I can say that the rain only just started and flooding is already happening because of how much there is, hell I've never seen another Oregonian use speed three windshield wipers and it's starting, but still no umbrellas the only ones I've seen are Californians who are too scared of a little rain
We are scared of things that are unknown, such as a stable rain season.
As a Californian, "THEY STOLES IT FROM US"
@@ATemplarIGuess Oh goodness, now I can’t stop seeing CA as gollum and WA and OR as Frodo and Sam
“over da shoulda boulder holders”
sir, loui sir-
Im never calling it a "bra" again, only "over the shoulder boulder holders"
The wonderful invention of German inventor and opera lover, Otto Titzling.
@@calfgomuu that’s one of my favorite slangs for bra…I’ve used it for years
I’ve been calling them that since I outgrew a c cup. 😂🤣
@@TechBearSeattle ah, Beaches. Need to rewatch that.
Half expected Florida to reach across the table and try the victory juice! Hahaha.
Great content man, thanks for these!!!
Or Loui!
Yay Louie is back! And we got another “Woooooooow” moment! 😀
Atlanta will celebrate the whole month and be the talk at Thanksgiving dinner.
Florida definitely should have been in on the El Niño/La Niña convo. That has a huge impact on hurricane season.
You're assuming that Florida minds the hurricanes 😊
Go Braves! Party like it’s 1995! True fans get the reference.
Louie and the Z-bras. Sounds like an interesting group at Preservation Hall.
I’m sorry but “z-bras over the shoulder boulder holders” was hilarious
Not American, but I live in BC. We also had the really hot thing this year, and yes, it sucked. A LOT. (One small town broke the national record three days in a row, and then was 90% destroyed by wildfire a day or two later.)
British Canada could totally be part of PNW. At least, the lower portion of it. 🤗
@@rd6203 And they were even going to name WA “Columbia”, so there would have been a “British Columbia” AND an American one. But then they instead just had to name it after the same guy our nation’s capital was named after to “avoid confusion with DC”. And we were *never* overshadowed by a city 3000 miles from our borders again.
And yeah, Alaska makes up the vast majority of the PNW region even if we include BC
I can't blame Georgia. Chicago still has Cubs fans who haven't sobered up since 2016. Those lucky bastards.
it’s been that long? No way godlee
well, they have to be drunk to watch the Bears play
Or,Wa,and CA give off that one sibling energy.
One of them wants mcdonalds and the other want something else kinda of energy.
Also is that the first time California cruse or?????
I thinks so, but he was excusing a another state cursing.
@@lucyla9947 probably
Pretty much exactly like that, yeah.
Yeah but the parents only seem to notice the sibling that disagrees with the other two.
WA and OR are the two younger identical-twin brothers who always feel overshadowed by their older brother
"Nationwide genral paniiicccccc" Sir, I think we did that last year lmao
I'm not from Florida or Georgia, but I absolutely lost it when Georgia popped in and Florida said it made perfect sense 🤣😂
I have literally driven around the back woods where the zebras are supposed to be hiding but NO ZEBRAS. I WANT ZEBRAS.
Just drive up and down croom lol that is where most of the sightings have been
Somebody forgot to notify Florida that Miami doesn't do winter 🥶 it's 69° at noon today!! If it's like that I'm not going to work tomorrow!! 😂
Louie is back!!! Missed him and FL partnership
I love the Racing Stripes reference, I still watch that movie on a loop at least 4 weeks out of every year! Surprised my copy isn't worn out yet, that's one damn good dvd
I love Washington and Oregon friendship
I love the bloopers at the end. Thank you for adding them! You never disappoint! ❤️❤️
"So is Back to the Future 2 but 2015 still happened"
"You're an idiot"
"Oh my God did 2015 still happen?"
PNW weather patterns, spot on 👍
Victory Juice baby!! Braves are not my main team, but I was cheering like they were
Pacific Climate also affects eastern Australia. La Nina means rain and major flooding in the Aussie states of New South Wales, Queensland, and the Australian Capital territory. It's exactly what you think. It holds the capital of Canberra.
General… PANIC!!! 😂😂😂
Woooooooow
we haven't had a Louie & Florida "Wooooooow" in so long. XD
Ah yes, those strikes remind me of the lays factory strike going on in Kansas, I can see the factory from my house
Hi. Thanks for all the humor
Jacksonville is cold right now! Winter came!!!
Indeed! 46 right now. Have to wear a jacket taking the dogs out. I have my heat set at 68 and it’s almost cold enough to kick on.
@@amykat75 and that rain was nonstop. Just a little colder and maybe we would have gotten snow
Hey Ben, the VA Gubernatorial election, maybe you should go over it the results were pretty surprising, at least for me up in NOVA
Lmao and apparently he’s running for president now
See, Wyoming has special winter weather, too.
And by special, I of course mean Hell.
Good ol "we had our first blizzard in October"
@@clarisaxpianist Fr tho. Here in Laramie we've had three or four snowstorms already.
@@dionadair8195 😱
Really???
Note to self: Visit Wyoming in July. Only in July
@@rd6203 I wouldn't recommend it unless you're from a hot region.
Otherwise, yeah, it's pretty great. Pull up to a random neighborhood at any time in the three weeks surrounding the 4th and you get a great fireworks show.
Good ol Ga victory juice, cant beat it
GO BRAVES! *giggle*
As a Marylander I am very happy to see the zebras reported on since I live near them
Wow, Gov is getting cheeky! I loved that line, generally shut up *chuckles in NC*
One thing's for sure if Kansas ever joins the table Missouri's got to be there too
this applies to 2022/23 winter, too! It's a rare triple dip!
Omg racing stripes is a really good movie I still have that DVD. Also the just giving up for the Louisiana accent for a bit was funny at the end. Surprised Louisiana didn't make a comment about the smell of Georgia's breath
Hate to nit pick b/c I genuinely love these...but gunna. Idaho is also in the PNW & also gets affected by those weather patterns. Guess it's the only state of the 3 that teaches it's in the PNW as well. We treat itl like a step kid, deservedly so though lol! (I'm from all 3 states so I point out to include ID a lot)
Oh my goodness, thank you!
Sad there's no El Niño this year 😔😔
When is Maine going to join The Table? They're the only state in New England that hasn't!
Maybe he is saving the best for last. :)
@@andrewlongworth6664 delaware will probably be last because everyone forgets about us 🙃
Ha, I've got 2 zebras next door! (actually 3) My neighbor (from Cali) is big on exotics since they moved to Texas.
I got rain all day yesterday in Sarasota, it was nice :)
THE WOOOOOOW RETURNS!!!! YES!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!
GO BRAVES!
Re-Sign Freddie! And all our new guys from mid season trades. AA really new what he was doing.
2:19
I expected the “wooooooooow” from FL and LA tbh-
The return of the Wooooooooooooooow! I have missed you!
my dad has the mug that OR is holding
Me @ 2:22
Woooooooooooooooooooooow
.......I missed hearing that
Love your content Ben!
Wait you can pass on winter? How do I do this FL? This is valuable information I need to know!
Move to Florida 😉
Zebras like racing stripes or over the shoulder boulder holders!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you do a cut video of all the bloopers?
Pattern
Patreon
Nice videos they are amazing!
What's up, Chuuya!
How's your betray ex-partner Dazai doing?
@@keanosteve-o1491 annoying
@@keanosteve-o1491 dealing with Dazai 🙄
@@avacado1868 you beating him up again? 😁
You didn't mention GA's other win this week.
I agree with Texas. Let’s never have winter again!
That WOOOOOOOWWWWW warmed my heart
This channel needs more attention 😂
So how exactly did Delaware loose track of two Zebras
Living for all of this! ❤🤣❤
Hey Ben, can you do Alabama joins the table? I live there and would love it if you did! (If ou even see this)
Sir we already have a country wide general *PANIC*
I’ve missed the “wooooooooooows”
Braves AND Bulldogs won. GA is gonna have one heck of a hangover...
Especially at the SEC championship, one big party in both Atlanta and Athens, hell all over the goddamn state
Yeah, but it’s been 26 years for the Braves.
It's my states!
I want to try some victory juice, ngl.
I am fully convinced that Ben will show off his chest at any available opportunity.
I lived in Maryland when they got out, they were spotted near my mom's house weeks ago lmaoooo
Its great
Victory juice 😜
Im not saying im easely influenced by UA-cam, but i noticed i started using wooooooooow ever since finding these vids
the la Niña or El Niño accurate the teachers says what it is every year
Victory juice 😂
Is there a table news podcast
as a south cal guy F****************************************CK i forgot to check and of course we got another la nina
0:19
The flag pictured on WA would probably be unrecognizable to most Washingtonians. He's wearing the "Doug flag" of the Cascadia independence movement, the Cascadian secessionists. Honestly, I don't know that to be anything like the official flag of the movement, though it may well be. They are associated at least informally. That movement is meant to include OR, WA, and BC up to AK. It is far, far more Canadian than US American. (I doubt the Washingtonians on the Eastern side of the Cascades, the Inland Empire, would be eager to make the change. They are not too crazy about having any connection with Western Washington, what they tend to call "the Coast," with those nasty "socialists," as it is. Many of them somehow believe that Seattle is on the Pacific Coast, rather than on Puget Sound, a difference of about 100 straight miles, or about 135 driving miles. There is also dedication to the idea that the ~1.6 million folks in E. WA pay more in tax than the 6+ million in W. WA, even though the West subsidizes the East by nearly $1billion annually, despite a much higher cost of living. It's kind of like the national red state/blue state federal taxes thing. It was a frequent topic during the 5 years I lived on the east side of the state. Oh, well...)
The flag of the state of Washington is solid green with the state seal in the middle. Ugly as hell, but that's it. Oh, and while writing PNW is common, nobody. -nobody- verbally refers to the area that way. We say the words, Pacific Northwest.
Btw, it's not "Washington State". It's just "Washington". "Washington, the state" is good, if you must, or as I did earlier in this comment, "the state of Washington." If one is differentiating between us and the nation's capital, remember they are Washington, DC for District of Columbia. It was thought that that was sufficient to prevent confusion. Too bad they didn't go along with naming our state "Tacoma" as was proposed, or a bit closer to the original "Tahoma." No confusion there. But the white explorer, British Royal Navy Capt. George Vancouver had already stripped that name from a breathtaking giant mountain in the Cascades by renaming it after his pal, Rear Admiral Peter Rainier. Locals now tend to call simply, The Mountain. Kind of too bad the name wasn't changed back when Alaska's McKinley was changed back to Denali...
What’s the climate pattern this year?
!NOT GENERAL MOTORS! Those EMDs dont stop workin
Haha….. speaking of weather changes 🌪🌪
But wait, why did Maryland want the zebras?
Yay 😁
LMAO MD comin in with the odd stuff for once. FL is JELLY! XD
👍 for Florida 😂
Poor California he can't have anything that he hope for, like his state is in a shit situation, then El Niño didn't happen, this year literally is treating him unfair and like shit. I hope in 2022 everything looks up for him. That poor state, oh, and then they stole his gold from him, too. Why can't California have what he wants and can live in the beautiful state he once was.
Yay! First viewer! I'm from TN. I'd rather be hot than cold
Hi
3 Downvotes? For what? This was hilarious.
Wooooooooooooow
Day 2 of asking for a video with Michigan
La Nina brings warmer but wetter weather to New Zealand, and stronger winds. One side of the country would flood while the other would be in a drought, it sucks.
✊🏼