2024 State of the Union in one minute (fast)

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  • Facing scrutiny of his age and memory, Biden engaged in several exchanges with Republican lawmakers during Thursday’s State of the Union.
    He made a forceful case for a second term while attacking former president Donald Trump as a threat to individual rights, freedom and democracy.

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  • @fattestroyal198
    @fattestroyal198 2 місяці тому +11208

    Someone's gotta remove the presidential helium supply

    • @adamdaniel8909
      @adamdaniel8909 2 місяці тому +101

      How much does it cost every year...? Because I think it's worth it to have that supply for future presidents...

    • @Goomba248
      @Goomba248 2 місяці тому +45

      Actually I think we gotta increase it

    • @NastyHudson
      @NastyHudson 2 місяці тому +22

      The price of presidential helium is too damn high!

    • @maeonmars9357
      @maeonmars9357 2 місяці тому +16

      ​@@Goomba248Yes! Increase it ! Increase it! The American attention span is shot - we need it high and speedy if it's longer than 3 minutes🎈

    • @wanyekest6969
      @wanyekest6969 2 місяці тому +4

      FASTER FASTER FASTER

  • @6NOS
    @6NOS 2 місяці тому +8698

    The chipmunks making it out of the tree with this one

    • @Ratmo_beewee
      @Ratmo_beewee 2 місяці тому +29

      3 chipmunks in a trench coat

    • @curlystoogemire
      @curlystoogemire 2 місяці тому +10

      That’s not dark Brandon that’s dark Simon

    • @UniverseHappens
      @UniverseHappens 2 місяці тому +2

      Alvin getting political here

    • @rhett5604
      @rhett5604 2 місяці тому +1

      That’s nuts

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Ratmo_beeweethat's some massive chipmunks

  • @CallMeCrazyCallMePoor
    @CallMeCrazyCallMePoor 2 місяці тому +3866

    "Let me close with this. Ÿaaaay!"

    • @fear_the_smile961
      @fear_the_smile961 2 місяці тому +93

      it honestly looked like he forgot midsentence before he said that lol. Were all gonna die

    • @TYsdrawkcaB
      @TYsdrawkcaB 2 місяці тому +143

      @@fear_the_smile961 or maybe, it was cut out 😮😮😮😮😮

    • @ElementalSamurai
      @ElementalSamurai 2 місяці тому +10

      best part

    • @D_Quinn
      @D_Quinn 2 місяці тому +101

      @@fear_the_smile961 He got interrupted by someone and the editor of this video cut it to make it fit within 60 seconds. That speech was actually pretty decent. Made for a funny edit tho

    • @BrakeCoach
      @BrakeCoach 2 місяці тому +31

      @@fear_the_smile961lol one mistake in an overall strong speech is gonna kill everyone? Lmao in what world?

  • @DaRickPro
    @DaRickPro 2 місяці тому +4475

    I like how a few seconds was given to the *cough*

    • @lukedeulen1830
      @lukedeulen1830 2 місяці тому +72

      He did the cough right after he spoke about beating covid

    • @cheesus9512
      @cheesus9512 2 місяці тому +40

      Lol it speech was like that though. I wanted to give the man some water.

    • @Squirrelanditsnutz
      @Squirrelanditsnutz 2 місяці тому +1

      An essential detail.

    • @santtu5594
      @santtu5594 2 місяці тому

      Well that was only real thing from him

    • @businesscat25
      @businesscat25 2 місяці тому +1

      It is important lore

  • @Blub_525
    @Blub_525 2 місяці тому +3932

    Harris clapping every 5 seconds while Johnson looks like he is on the erge of crapping himself.

    • @thecookiemeister5374
      @thecookiemeister5374 2 місяці тому +77

      He probably is

    • @tylermeehan6117
      @tylermeehan6117 2 місяці тому +119

      Her standing up every time killed me 😂😂

    • @tuurderom2017
      @tuurderom2017 2 місяці тому +40

      @@tylermeehan6117showing of her ability to just stand up without having to plan it, how dare she.

    • @joshgates294
      @joshgates294 2 місяці тому +2

      It was GLORIOUS 😂😊

    • @cheesus9512
      @cheesus9512 2 місяці тому +76

      His frown when Biden said all 3rd graders should be able to read was the strangest reaction imo

  • @runarandersen878
    @runarandersen878 2 місяці тому +2265

    This should be the preferred way of showing summary of speeches.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 2 місяці тому +16

      It’s just so much better

    • @thepatriarchy819
      @thepatriarchy819 2 місяці тому

      Ah yes, totally edited to pander to only one side.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 2 місяці тому +19

      @@thepatriarchy819 only one side is speaking. It’s the presidents state of the union address, not a debate.

    • @masoncomes6783
      @masoncomes6783 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Foxy02016i don't think that's what he meant, it's edited to remove anything controversial that he said during the SOTU.
      This is edited to make it look like a resounding success when in reality it felt like some weird reality show that was greenlighted without any actual thought going into it.

  • @NARWALINVASION
    @NARWALINVASION 2 місяці тому +1856

    Pardon my language, but, I'm fricking sick of this. I can't just sit by and watch yet another president get cheered on that speaks 3 octaves higher than us common folk. We need real salt of the earth politicians that speak in a mild baritone like the rest of us or this country is doomed to be overrun by danged sopranos

    • @painteddolphin0324
      @painteddolphin0324 2 місяці тому +143

      Goddamn all those sopranos inflating all the notes

    • @carbine090909
      @carbine090909 2 місяці тому +77

      Soundist! Sure, he sounds like a toddler, but he's old in age!

    • @sfmtestingstuffz
      @sfmtestingstuffz 2 місяці тому +18

      For gods sake I hope this is a joke because if you can’t tell that editing caused him to sound like that then

    • @TYsdrawkcaB
      @TYsdrawkcaB 2 місяці тому +49

      @@sfmtestingstuffzit is a joke

    • @TYsdrawkcaB
      @TYsdrawkcaB 2 місяці тому +40

      how dare you spread this soundist bigotry! as a soprano, i find this deeply offensive! it’s your kind that is bringing the world down! unbelievable!

  • @OranIsGone
    @OranIsGone 2 місяці тому +2907

    Alvin the Chipmunk is MY president!

    • @kbee225
      @kbee225 2 місяці тому +25

      We all know Simon would make a better president.

    • @troix7719
      @troix7719 2 місяці тому +3

      Sounds more like Simon anyway.

  • @singingsiren82
    @singingsiren82 2 місяці тому +2343

    Oh you don't like that bill. I'll be darned. That's amazing.
    I audibly cackled at that 😆.

    • @diabolicsin
      @diabolicsin 2 місяці тому +23

      Doubtful the bill was good for the people of this country

    • @peterpoertner7042
      @peterpoertner7042 2 місяці тому +32

      The bill wouldn’t be needed if the current administration had stuck to the immigration policy of the previous administration.

    • @joev3783
      @joev3783 2 місяці тому +219

      @@peterpoertner7042 Umm... You aren't an immigrant, are you?
      Most immigration cases take about 6 years, which means it was also happening during Trump. Biden is actually increasing the amount of judges handling immigration, so illegal immigrants would be deported faster, and legal immigrants will be authenticated faster.
      Also Trump never got to enact the border plans he wanted, due to the congress being democrat. Anything passed while Trump was in office was Bipartisan (both parties agreed) for it to get put into action.

    • @_Its_Ya_Boy
      @_Its_Ya_Boy 2 місяці тому +1

      @@joev3783 Well when he wins we’ll get to his work in action properly

    • @peterpoertner7042
      @peterpoertner7042 2 місяці тому +4

      OR, just not allow illegals into the country in the first place. Claiming asylum? Then enter the country through a port of entry instead of sneaking across the border. Did that right? Then you can get your court date and wait in Mexico until your case is called. No need to create even MORE government to an issue that can be solved by disallowing illegals entry in the first place, and allowing asylum seekers to have their date in court while waiting outside of the U.S….just like all the rest of the people looking to come in LEGALLY.

  • @scottbaldwin6763
    @scottbaldwin6763 2 місяці тому +567

    Kamala just standing up on three separate occasions lmao

    • @Flyguy9
      @Flyguy9 2 місяці тому +50

      She stood after every sentence for 45mins

    • @spynix0718
      @spynix0718 2 місяці тому

      Tbf, that's pretty normal. Democrats and Republicans burn 400 calories during the State of the Union by doing that. (Depending on the current president of course)

    • @shapied
      @shapied 2 місяці тому +10

      After everything Biden said she would stand up and clap. It's crazy the amount of endurance she has.

    • @kel000001
      @kel000001 2 місяці тому +4

      She’s been doing that for years

    • @Tyshkevich
      @Tyshkevich 2 місяці тому +7

      She skipped the gym that day so she literally did her squats there 😂
      She stood up probably 100 times lmao

  • @mynameisntpatrick1476
    @mynameisntpatrick1476 2 місяці тому +267

    Johnson got that "I dont know what to do with my hands" energy.

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 місяці тому +3

      "... or my face"

    • @herbertbrown119
      @herbertbrown119 2 місяці тому

      At least he’s not using them to rip up the speech

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 місяці тому

      @@herbertbrown119 I did wonder if he would dare try that.

  • @jackalnerf6230
    @jackalnerf6230 2 місяці тому +421

    Honestly he’s gotta be on some new meds because I thought he killed it.

    • @Sure_You_Betcha
      @Sure_You_Betcha 2 місяці тому +43

      Based on the fluidity of his speech, 100% you could hear "it" coming through a few times, but it didn't cause him to start blithering.

    • @rossmanortega409
      @rossmanortega409 2 місяці тому +176

      They just post his mess ups more often, he's had some pretty inspiring speeches. I like his "we are America, we own the finish line" speech, made me feel proud to be an American for the first time in a long while

    • @malcirhodes3
      @malcirhodes3 2 місяці тому +14

      ​@@rossmanortega409Funnily enough Trump said the same damn thing the last 8 years.

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 2 місяці тому +19

      ​@@rossmanortega409 he is visibly getting worse, compare his speeches 10-20 years ago vs now. He was incredibly witty and brutal. Now he's a dementia patient.

    • @etman05
      @etman05 2 місяці тому +76

      @@panzerofthelake506so are all of the older people in government this is the problem with letting 70 and 80 year old people run the country.

  • @alibrown172
    @alibrown172 2 місяці тому +187

    Shame you cut his line about how you can't only love America when you win. That was the best one

    • @robertbach9376
      @robertbach9376 2 місяці тому

      America is only good when I can send my son to pick up bags of cash in Ukraine and give me 10%

    • @thecolonel1457
      @thecolonel1457 2 місяці тому +5

      It's a really effective line because of how ironic it is. Given how most of his base really doesn't like America fundamentally. It's a great play to moderate lefties that he's been losing recently

    • @alibrown172
      @alibrown172 2 місяці тому +11

      @@thecolonel1457 that's cute

    • @WRSpiral
      @WRSpiral 2 місяці тому +4

      @@thecolonel1457 aww, is wittle Timmy twying to make a point?

    • @wanali4504
      @wanali4504 2 місяці тому

      Nixon could have used that line after “tactically pulling out” of Vietnam

  • @sfmtestingstuffz
    @sfmtestingstuffz 2 місяці тому +479

    Mike Johnson looks like he’s thinking “OH GOD I HAVE TO POOP”

    • @dannisaur_9
      @dannisaur_9 2 місяці тому

      fr lmao

    • @blakem2902
      @blakem2902 2 місяці тому +3

      Like he got kicked in the balls

    • @AlexMAGA2024
      @AlexMAGA2024 2 місяці тому +2

      He said in the interview he ate Taco Bell b4 attending

    • @DangBlast
      @DangBlast 2 місяці тому

      Like he is actively pooping😂

  • @HelloSmello
    @HelloSmello 2 місяці тому +159

    “I know you know how to read.”

    • @KAI-fi1fl
      @KAI-fi1fl 2 місяці тому

      With his policies and lack of consistency in the Ed board, I’m not so sure sleepy I’m not so sure

    • @bobcloset7963
      @bobcloset7963 2 місяці тому +5

      I laughed audibly at that- clearly they don’t know how to read lmao

    • @gabe5816
      @gabe5816 2 місяці тому +4

      @@bobcloset7963they don’t even know what bipartisan means

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 2 місяці тому +5

      That's debatable, Joe. They're too busy banning books🤣

    • @KAI-fi1fl
      @KAI-fi1fl 2 місяці тому +1

      @@kingace6186 I mean those books banned have as many image panels as hentai, so it doesn’t have that many words to read in the first place.. 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @MrRezRising
    @MrRezRising 2 місяці тому +175

    We need to end our foreign helium dependency NOW.
    Bring those helium jobs back home!

    • @lonyo5377
      @lonyo5377 2 місяці тому

      You are possibly trying to make a joke, but search for the National Helium Reserve

  • @freis4532
    @freis4532 2 місяці тому +416

    "*cough* *cough*", the most inspirational sentence a president could ever say

    • @Theaterkid4L9733
      @Theaterkid4L9733 2 місяці тому +32

      And yet it's still more eloquent than anything his presumed opponent could utter 😊

    • @XD152awesomeness
      @XD152awesomeness 2 місяці тому

      It’s so relatable.

    • @FoxInTheBasement
      @FoxInTheBasement 2 місяці тому +22

      He coughed like 4 times in an hour speech?
      That's pretty normal for people of any age. He slipped like 3 times? But caught them every time, also very normal for a one hour long speech while being heckled the entire time.

    • @somedogsarecops2354
      @somedogsarecops2354 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Theaterkid4L9733 Obsessed.

    • @wanyekest6969
      @wanyekest6969 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Theaterkid4L9733😂😂😂😂

  • @w5527
    @w5527 2 місяці тому +154

    Love looking at how one side of the room cheers like a concert and the other side is stoic as if they were watching some DARE presenter at school 😂

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 2 місяці тому +24

      I mean isn’t that just the best summary of modern politics
      “This guys from our party, yay”
      “This guys not from our party, boo”

    • @Wolfspaine7N6
      @Wolfspaine7N6 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Foxy02016 Can you really blame anyone for not cheering for Biden?

    • @wolfboy8667
      @wolfboy8667 2 місяці тому +9

      @@Wolfspaine7N6I agree that it’s even fair to go as far as to say that it’s inappropriate to cheer for Biden as a republican, but something you don’t see the democrats doing is booing a republican president, and you definitely don’t see anyone wearing an obnoxious outfit like MTG and yelling out during the speech

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 2 місяці тому

      @@wolfboy8667 yeah in recent years it feels like the Republicans went from the party for lower taxes to the party against human rights, and now they’re not even showing basic decency and respect

    • @tylerschoen5643
      @tylerschoen5643 2 місяці тому

      @@wolfboy8667were you in a coma when Trump was in office? Pelosi literally ripped up Trump’s State Of the Union address behind him on National tv and the news broadcasted pictures of people burning dolls that they made look like Trump right after doing a hit piece of him

  • @sometexanoffical
    @sometexanoffical 2 місяці тому +704

    Biden: “hi”
    *crowd errupts into cheers*
    edit: *keyboard warrior rahhhh*

    • @robert-joshuamcfaddin7041
      @robert-joshuamcfaddin7041 2 місяці тому +12

      Exactly, they're a cult

    • @Joesolo13
      @Joesolo13 2 місяці тому +103

      ​@@robert-joshuamcfaddin7041bro if y'all had actual criticisms of The speech you wouldn't be falling back to weak jokes😂 the cult stormed that building a few years back because they lost. Now they're crying about bills that do most of what they want instead of finding compromise.

    • @MadnessHero13
      @MadnessHero13 2 місяці тому +55

      ​@@Joesolo13 I'm not a supporter of President Biden. But I do think the speech, at least in this video, was pretty decent.

    • @sometexanoffical
      @sometexanoffical 2 місяці тому +3

      Bro what are these replies 💀

    • @robert-joshuamcfaddin7041
      @robert-joshuamcfaddin7041 2 місяці тому

      @@Joesolo13 What? I can't point out the hypocrisy where I see it? All of the reasons Trump supporters are called cultists are mirrored exactly one for one by the same folks calling them cultists.

  • @thefrogthatknows5251
    @thefrogthatknows5251 2 місяці тому +139

    People make fun of his stutter and shit but like...
    The man's fuckin funny if you just let him go off.

    • @captainl-ron4068
      @captainl-ron4068 2 місяці тому +14

      ‘His stutter’……you misspelled Dementia.

    • @CriticalKunic
      @CriticalKunic 2 місяці тому

      @@captainl-ron4068Unlike his opponent, who believes we had air fields in the Civil War and that Obama is leading us to World War 2, Biden has shown no signs of dementia. Sure he's slowed and has a stutter, but he's not had anywhere near the mental gaffes that the other guy has had. And before you say "medication", know that no medication in the world can hide dementia. But Trump sure has heck tried given the recent revelation with the White House doctor during his stay as president.

    • @Neomie92
      @Neomie92 2 місяці тому +5

      @@captainl-ron4068porque no los dos?

    • @pjplaysgaming367
      @pjplaysgaming367 2 місяці тому +12

      @@captainl-ron4068sorry if it’s a joke comment… but he doesn’t have dementia

    • @thefrogthatknows5251
      @thefrogthatknows5251 2 місяці тому

      @@captainl-ron4068 I hate to be the one to tell you this, but if we're going to go off armchair diagnosis, Trump, who turns 78 in June, is predisposed to dementia and has shown more and worsening symptoms since 2016. Meanwhile Biden has had a speech impediment for a good chunk of his life and doesn't have the same trademark decline that we see in trump.
      I don't think either of them have it, but if we're going off petty "Looks like" factors, Biden has a pretty basic speech impediment and far less instances of memory breakdown than Trump, whose trademark word salad has only gotten worse as time progressed.
      :^/

  • @denizakman7910
    @denizakman7910 2 місяці тому +14

    I don’t know why but him saying “I know you don’t want to hear any more Lindsay but I gotta say a few more things” with that camera angle was the most hilarious thing to me.

  • @rileyjoseph3488
    @rileyjoseph3488 2 місяці тому +34

    So that’s why there’s a helium shortage

  • @liamfoxy
    @liamfoxy 2 місяці тому +12

    Its still so bizzare to me that this nation is run exclusively by people so old they wouldn't be trusted to work a gas station cash register

    • @theinfamoustuco
      @theinfamoustuco 2 місяці тому

      young people are too smart to become president

  • @YAWSSSSSS
    @YAWSSSSSS 2 місяці тому +14

    "We will not walk away!, we will shuffle away very slowly"

    • @user-us6mv8wl2d
      @user-us6mv8wl2d 2 місяці тому +2

      Better than taking baby steps down the stairs or drinking water with 2 hands

    • @jonathantifone8001
      @jonathantifone8001 2 місяці тому

      Good news, America! The state of our union is strong.

  • @VardhanShrivastava
    @VardhanShrivastava 2 місяці тому +145

    Yaaaay!

  • @Dies_ultima
    @Dies_ultima 2 місяці тому +54

    I loved this. His quips were genuinely hilarious. I laughed my fucking ass off watching this state of the union.

    • @Sure_You_Betcha
      @Sure_You_Betcha 2 місяці тому

      Thats sad...

    • @Dies_ultima
      @Dies_ultima 2 місяці тому +16

      @@Sure_You_Betcha how so friend?

    • @Sure_You_Betcha
      @Sure_You_Betcha 2 місяці тому

      @@Dies_ultima that you thought it was funny...

    • @Dies_ultima
      @Dies_ultima 2 місяці тому +14

      @Sure_You_Betcha I am aware friend my question was what's sad about it

    • @jnicole2440
      @jnicole2440 2 місяці тому +1

      👀

  • @argeemin5401
    @argeemin5401 2 місяці тому +242

    At this speed he sounds normal

    • @KippKipp
      @KippKipp 2 місяці тому +54

      Brother, you need to stop talking to chipmunks 💀

    • @TheDestroya88
      @TheDestroya88 2 місяці тому +12

      ⁠he’s referring to the speed, not the pitch.

    • @tuurderom2017
      @tuurderom2017 2 місяці тому +2

      @@TheDestroya88speed and pitch are closely related

    • @YD_.
      @YD_. 2 місяці тому +1

      @@tuurderom2017they are directly related when you increase speed, you increase the pitch. You can increase the speed without effecting the pitch by scaling the pitch proportionally to the speed.

    • @mycelia_ow
      @mycelia_ow 2 місяці тому

      He sounds normal now, normal for someone in their 80s that is. In fact he's more coherent than almost all other Americans in their 80s despite everything. Money can really do wonders.

  • @ziggyzigz
    @ziggyzigz 2 місяці тому +21

    “I only have one more thing to say… Yippee!”

  • @TheTubeOfficial606
    @TheTubeOfficial606 2 місяці тому +10

    I love how they didn’t show the best part (Biden firing back at MTG and getting her to shut tf up for once)

    • @kaiseremotion854
      @kaiseremotion854 2 місяці тому

      MTG shutting out? wtf

    • @TheTubeOfficial606
      @TheTubeOfficial606 2 місяці тому +1

      @@kaiseremotion854 I said shutting up

    • @christiancrocetti9940
      @christiancrocetti9940 2 місяці тому

      He was literally forgetting what he was saying right when she heckled him which saved him and gave him a win with how he responded. I’m surprised repubs aren’t pissed that she wouldn’t stfu

  • @mysticalmoondragon-uy5ix
    @mysticalmoondragon-uy5ix 2 місяці тому +52

    Lemme close with this: yay!
    Lol

  • @ILostMyOreos
    @ILostMyOreos 2 місяці тому +67

    I mean yeah this is pretty succinct

  • @daneanker8865
    @daneanker8865 2 місяці тому +8

    The way my attention span is these days, this was perfect

  • @Just_Deven
    @Just_Deven 2 місяці тому +11

    That minion is a great speaker

  • @cl4ssifiedg4mer
    @cl4ssifiedg4mer 2 місяці тому +7

    "Let me close with this:"
    "Yay"

  • @liloreoinya
    @liloreoinya 2 місяці тому +9

    FR this the only way I wanna watch SOTU going forward. 😂

  • @ab3040
    @ab3040 2 місяці тому +7

    Lindsey Graham laughing?
    The end is near

  • @sarajayne8214
    @sarajayne8214 2 місяці тому +103

    It was a very good speech. Clear, coherent, clever. Even cunning. He's on his game. This is not a man in cognitive decline.

    • @unicornwithnohorn6230
      @unicornwithnohorn6230 2 місяці тому +29

      If you are older than like, 30, you are in cognitive decline.

    • @fire7787
      @fire7787 2 місяці тому +23

      Bro the guy can barley walk or form a correct sentecne those speaches are pre written and probably not by him

    • @prestongarvey7014
      @prestongarvey7014 2 місяці тому +11

      He’s back in his meds. Or crack

    • @mrbrianbrush
      @mrbrianbrush 2 місяці тому

      www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2683339/
      Age 60 cognitive decline begins

    • @Zerimar_
      @Zerimar_ 2 місяці тому +4

      Me when I'm in a misunderstanding the comment competition and my opponent is the youtube comments section

  • @santividal9387
    @santividal9387 2 місяці тому +3

    "We get back up"
    Vice-president: and I took thay personally

  • @killercaos123
    @killercaos123 2 місяці тому +9

    I thought it was a solid 4/5. Not perfect, passionate, substantive, patriotic, and energetic.
    The Republican response was WEIRD and CREEPY

    • @JeffreyjkKlein
      @JeffreyjkKlein 2 місяці тому

      Sniffing girls hair and touching them is WEIRD and CREEPY I wonder whose done that?

    • @pjplaysgaming367
      @pjplaysgaming367 2 місяці тому

      @@JeffreyjkKleinit’s more of a republican propaganda. aaaaand who was the guy who has Epstein documents?

    • @Baja_Branding
      @Baja_Branding 2 місяці тому +3

      @@JeffreyjkKleinDude he was talking about the speech

  • @andrewlinscott1609
    @andrewlinscott1609 2 місяці тому +2

    If the live event played at this speed I may actually watch the whole thing

  • @samuelblais5114
    @samuelblais5114 2 місяці тому +5

    You forgot “Lincoln” Riley….

    • @dickgoblin
      @dickgoblin 2 місяці тому

      If you say lincoln really fast it starts to sound like laken but thats great you found your single issue.

    • @thecovfefe340
      @thecovfefe340 2 місяці тому

      This needs more likes. And him calling undocumented immigrants, "Illegals". If Trump said that it would be all you hear about for weeks

    • @erikaitsumi3216
      @erikaitsumi3216 2 місяці тому

      @@thecovfefe340 people have talked about it and got mad at him it pissed of some of the left but, it is better then Trump saying that they "poison the blood of the country"

  • @caymuscairns6845
    @caymuscairns6845 2 місяці тому +11

    Honestly, he did better than I was expecting.
    Did not mention enough about Gaza.

    • @moretrenmoremen7589
      @moretrenmoremen7589 2 місяці тому +4

      No he talked plenty about hamas’s hostages and his plans to aid civilians

    • @erikaitsumi3216
      @erikaitsumi3216 2 місяці тому +1

      He literly anounced that they are building a huge peir to ship in aid in collaboration with a bunch of other nations.

    • @caymuscairns6845
      @caymuscairns6845 2 місяці тому

      @@erikaitsumi3216 im just suprised he didnt spend more time talking about the issue that cost him the election.

  • @GalacticPossum
    @GalacticPossum 2 місяці тому +6

    "Let me close with this: yay!"

  • @theprotagonist1311
    @theprotagonist1311 2 місяці тому +2

    Damn, man mustve been hooked up to ice cream all day to give such a good and coherent speech.

  • @soulman4292
    @soulman4292 2 місяці тому +52

    There is nothing I enjoyed more than Biden condescending to the right.
    So many times they could have booed, but that speech was simply too well structured to give them the benefit of it.
    As much as I wish he would hand the reigns down a generation (or three) I think he will be alright because for as much as the right likes to act like he’s incompetent, his record proves otherwise.

    • @Cv7greed
      @Cv7greed 2 місяці тому +8

      The quality of life in this country has done nothing but plummet the past 4 years. Let's keep it going for 4 more!

    • @soulman4292
      @soulman4292 2 місяці тому +7

      @@Cv7greed Can you point to a specific Biden policy that caused this?

    • @Cv7greed
      @Cv7greed 2 місяці тому +8

      @soulman4292 the "Inflation Reduction Act" he passed which ironically, added to inflation. Including increased natural gas tax and 27 billion for an EPA ran Climate Bank with no accountability of spending. Including other stuff that we have to foot the bill for

    • @Cv7greed
      @Cv7greed 2 місяці тому +6

      @soulman4292 also, in 2021, the 2.9 trillion dollar aid package into 36 emergency Treasury and Federal Reserve programs, which once again, we have to pay for

    • @Cv7greed
      @Cv7greed 2 місяці тому +5

      @soulman4292 also forgiving payments for student loan debt, but only if you've been paying for over 20 years. So I'm helping pay for 45+ year olds school debt that they haven't paid off, while still having to make my payments. You know, a large chunk of people of those are in the medical field I would guess. Should I keep going bud?

  • @joshuamayfield2953
    @joshuamayfield2953 2 місяці тому +13

    Replace entire congress, senate and president. All to old

    • @Tha_Trigga
      @Tha_Trigga 2 місяці тому +2

      AOC can stay.

    • @JeffreyjkKlein
      @JeffreyjkKlein 2 місяці тому

      @@Tha_Trigga maybe as a Bartender if that

    • @iantim3161
      @iantim3161 2 місяці тому

      @@Tha_Trigga mopping the floors with her flopping hands everywhere

    • @tylerschoen5643
      @tylerschoen5643 2 місяці тому

      @@Tha_Triggano

  • @timberthus2562
    @timberthus2562 2 місяці тому +2

    Conveniently skipped Lincoln Riley

  • @zackarybunn9854
    @zackarybunn9854 2 місяці тому +1

    He mispronounced that poor girl who was killed by an illegal immigrant, and then he had the audacity to APOLOGIZE not to the family of the murdered but for calling that murderer an illlegal immigrant. Shameful.

  • @TheSleepSteward
    @TheSleepSteward 2 місяці тому +3

    As soon as the video started; that caught me way off guard 🤣 Ohhh please pass a bill for mandatory helium masks and tanks in any government building.

  • @Zynnthex
    @Zynnthex 2 місяці тому +9

    "Lenme close with this, YAY!"
    -joe Biden 2024

  • @Chives1797
    @Chives1797 2 місяці тому +2

    Maybe the state of the union address were the friends we made along the way

  • @thisusernameiscurrentlytak7877
    @thisusernameiscurrentlytak7877 2 місяці тому +1

    Wow, he actually put together a coherent sentence, good job 👍

  • @ThatBlondeDude
    @ThatBlondeDude 2 місяці тому +7

    This is the format I'd like all my news in from now on.

    • @CPTxMcKnight
      @CPTxMcKnight 2 місяці тому +1

      You mean heavily filtered and edited so you don’t actually get the whole picture?

    • @im_aleey
      @im_aleey 2 місяці тому

      ​@@CPTxMcKnight so tell us what is the whole picture then?
      What important parts got edited or filtered out that you think is missing to understand the picture here?

    • @mynameiscal3478
      @mynameiscal3478 2 місяці тому

      ​@@im_aleeyhalf of it was bashing "maga republicans"

    • @themandoman1678
      @themandoman1678 2 місяці тому

      ​@@mynameiscal3478understandable lmao

  • @Doomguy-rf2md
    @Doomguy-rf2md 2 місяці тому +5

    NO WAY... JOE BIDEN ACTUALLY FORMED A FULL SENTENCE

    • @dickgoblin
      @dickgoblin 2 місяці тому

      You sound like the millions of people who only watch tic toc clips and have actually never seen a joe biden speech in full.

    • @thadesserl
      @thadesserl 2 місяці тому +1

      well medicated for this stunt

    • @vhufeosqap
      @vhufeosqap 2 місяці тому +1

      This election isn’t going to be a win for clarity in rhetoric or for enunciation haha. Trump is mixing up people and fumbling more often, add that to his tangential, incomplete, and repetitions style of speaking and it ain’t great. He seems strung out and losing his vitality.stressed.
      Then we have Joe Biden who seems tired all the time(I mean, I would be tired if I had a presidents working hours and amount public speaking and I’m decades younger). His working memory is getting worse so he can’t jungle as many things in his had in the moment. He doesn’t enunciate.
      Two old guys, one orange(I joke, but I do think the silly makeup doesn’t actually make him seem younger) and one natural. Both aging faster in last two years than they had in the last 10 before that.
      Only one of them tried to overturn an election with lies, schemes, threats, and violence though so the choice is clear.

    • @thadesserl
      @thadesserl 2 місяці тому

      @@vhufeosqap wait. so which guy are you supporting?

    • @tylerschoen5643
      @tylerschoen5643 2 місяці тому +1

      @@vhufeosqapstop with the Jan 6 if you won’t acknowledge government agents currently employed by the federal government were there and were the first people to push to the building. So many clips of a guy talking to people getting them excited and he is an FBI agent lol

  • @Ithrial420
    @Ithrial420 2 місяці тому +1

    You forgot the best part where he says Lakyn Riley's name as Lincoln

  • @Rezo3
    @Rezo3 2 місяці тому +2

    😂😂 For now on, I will only listen to Biden speak in chipmunk voice.

  • @ChrisWar666
    @ChrisWar666 2 місяці тому +3

    Don't listen to the squirrels!!!

  • @evilgaming0077
    @evilgaming0077 2 місяці тому +13

    Not my president. (Because I don't live in the US)

    • @mypropmp4057
      @mypropmp4057 2 місяці тому

      Who is your president then?

    • @evilgaming0077
      @evilgaming0077 2 місяці тому

      @@mypropmp4057 I'm not doxxing myself

    • @AngelGarcia-gt8tp
      @AngelGarcia-gt8tp 2 місяці тому

      Not my president either, (what’s a president 😎) (all satire)

  • @johnpotatosmith
    @johnpotatosmith 2 місяці тому +1

    This should be the televised version

  • @Tykami1
    @Tykami1 2 місяці тому +27

    It must suck to be the VP you gotta stand up every time to clap 😅

  • @papasalvo
    @papasalvo 2 місяці тому +73

    Can we talk about how kamala has the weirdest clap ever? Its as if she learned to clap literally yesterday lmao

    • @tylermeehan6117
      @tylermeehan6117 2 місяці тому +11

      Idk why but to me the standing every time made it feel even weirder

    • @darcidious99
      @darcidious99 2 місяці тому +2

      It beats her witch cackle so I'll take it

    • @Cardboardruna
      @Cardboardruna 2 місяці тому +1

      The video is sped up, which makes movements look weirder.

    • @tylermeehan6117
      @tylermeehan6117 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Cardboardruna it still looked weird in the original.

    • @JenKai0019
      @JenKai0019 2 місяці тому +1

      You should watch Nancy Pelosi’s clap

  • @creativename5152
    @creativename5152 2 місяці тому +2

    This warms my heart I will listen to bald eagle screeches with pride tonight

    • @A.D_675
      @A.D_675 2 місяці тому +1

      🦅Rah!

    • @gslTM
      @gslTM 2 місяці тому

      RRRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💯💯💯🗣️👹👹💯👹💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @deandage2703
    @deandage2703 2 місяці тому +1

    Washington post, idk how much you pay this guy, but give him more

  • @shandean8352
    @shandean8352 2 місяці тому +6

    I am not a Biden fan (I’m way more progressive than most establishment democrats), but I like how he cracked wise with the republicans about tax cuts and border security

    • @tylerschoen5643
      @tylerschoen5643 2 місяці тому

      That’s what is wrong with our country. We need to work together and not make fun of the other party

    • @shandean8352
      @shandean8352 2 місяці тому

      @@tylerschoen5643
      Only one of the two parties refuses to work with or collaborate with the other side. That’s why Biden called them out when they were booing and grumbling during his state of the union speech

    • @tylerschoen5643
      @tylerschoen5643 2 місяці тому

      @@shandean8352 you are the problem. One party is calling a bill a Boarder Bill while $19 billion is for the boarder and the other $90 billion go to Ukraine, Israel, the Indo-pacific, and Gaza. Really seems like a boarder bill

    • @SUS_USU
      @SUS_USU 2 місяці тому

      @@shandean8352 wait are you talking about that bill the democrats proposed? that if the republican want a border bills to pass they need to give ukraine huge amount of $? damn smells shit to me

  • @AhPook
    @AhPook 2 місяці тому +4

    I really wish he had more to say about the whole... Trans genocide thing. It feels like we're an afterthought, now.

    • @RaijinStormWing
      @RaijinStormWing 2 місяці тому

      Unfortunately we always were. They milked us for all the political favor we had then moved on to greener pastures. Our movement was what replaced the feminist movement. They never really understood or respected us they just used us as a political tool to get elected again.

    • @tylerschoen5643
      @tylerschoen5643 2 місяці тому

      Because it’s made up

    • @AngelGarcia-gt8tp
      @AngelGarcia-gt8tp 2 місяці тому

      Oh? Details please

  • @valeriekrienke8461
    @valeriekrienke8461 2 місяці тому +1

    From now on I think I'm only going to listen to politicians speak in chipmunk voices.
    It's disarming and soothing

  • @anarabontheinternet
    @anarabontheinternet 2 місяці тому

    that little *yay* was so un-expected and sounded so cute with the weird chimpmunk voice

  • @carsonhager9473
    @carsonhager9473 2 місяці тому +3

    Missed the parts where he was screamed and shouted at and disrespected a dead girl who was murdered by an illegal immigrant because of his policies. You people should actually watch the speech instead of being tictac addicts.

    • @zacharymorse5641
      @zacharymorse5641 2 місяці тому +1

      Ur doing a hasty generalization u put a act of one as if the whole group did it yes it’s unfortunate but that doesn’t mean every single one is going to do the it’s like saying every student is going to do a school shooting bc of a school shooting that happened

    • @carsonhager9473
      @carsonhager9473 2 місяці тому

      @@zacharymorse5641 I didn’t make a generalization at all. You just made an assumption that I made an assumption. Don’t make assumptions.

    • @zacharymorse5641
      @zacharymorse5641 2 місяці тому

      @@carsonhager9473 but u did by stating it was a illegal immigrate like they are at fault as a whole yes it’s was one but that has nothing to do with it on top of that isn’t his policies he told the congress if they passed a border bill though he will sign it as the border policy hasn’t changed significantly for years if u thinking of what happened during the pandemic with the border all that was due to a health policy that was use bc of the pandemic once it was over so does the use of that is the same as when Trump is in office as Biden but the differences is the republicans in the house is purposely not letting any border bills pass though due to it hurting their position and Trump said not too

  • @gmanley146
    @gmanley146 2 місяці тому +20

    That was truely a ratatouille moment

  • @handson4580
    @handson4580 2 місяці тому +1

    Being actually on topic, the state of the union, it's at the worst it's ever been in decades and will only get worse!

  • @Vesperitis
    @Vesperitis 2 місяці тому +1

    Alvin, Theodore, Simon, and Joe.
    Also I lost it at the chipmunk coughs.

  • @elsiekarlak741
    @elsiekarlak741 2 місяці тому +3

    missing the part where he called a human being an “illegal” right before saying he wasn’t going to dehumanize illegal immigrants

  • @zanthrax6762
    @zanthrax6762 2 місяці тому +16

    If the current state of America is "strong" I shudder to think what is going to look like when it's in decline

    • @extraterrestrial8888
      @extraterrestrial8888 2 місяці тому

      He's not talking society he's talking the government level.

    • @DinantZ
      @DinantZ 2 місяці тому +7

      I wonder when you think america has ever been strong then?

    • @NightingaleVictor
      @NightingaleVictor 2 місяці тому

      @@DinantZ1974.

    • @cliftonmiller7967
      @cliftonmiller7967 2 місяці тому

      What happened in 1975 to ruin America?

    • @connorbranscombe6819
      @connorbranscombe6819 2 місяці тому +7

      @@NightingaleVictorYou mean right after the US military got ROFLstomped in Vietnam and abandoned the south?

  • @Longitudelineloser
    @Longitudelineloser 2 місяці тому +1

    It’s giving the sped up + reverb remixes

  • @mmminteresting2440
    @mmminteresting2440 2 місяці тому +1

    Im more suprised that he was functioning mostly fine during the address save for a couple parts, but since he is ridiculously old it's not suprising for me lol

  • @jazzercise300
    @jazzercise300 2 місяці тому +5

    "I will not separate families"
    *Proceeds to seperate families*

  • @VeRA-CRUZ01
    @VeRA-CRUZ01 2 місяці тому +6

    We are so screwed

    • @anthonymort5202
      @anthonymort5202 2 місяці тому +11

      Only if Trump gets back into office

    • @TheTimothyThibodeaux
      @TheTimothyThibodeaux 2 місяці тому

      @@anthonymort5202if Biden dies

    • @dumbidiot4548
      @dumbidiot4548 2 місяці тому

      ong, chipmunks in office will inflate the value of acorns and it will all go to shite

    • @kostezra4741
      @kostezra4741 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@anthonymort5202well biden is definitely not better

    • @vhufeosqap
      @vhufeosqap 2 місяці тому +7

      @@kostezra4741based on Trumps actions around the 2020 election I would say almost all other candidates are better for the country.

  • @helloooooo...
    @helloooooo... 2 місяці тому

    i never knew i needed a sped up, high pitched version of the state of the union speech but i guess i did

  • @1DigitalFlow
    @1DigitalFlow 2 місяці тому +5

    $60 billion for aid in Ukraine, $14 billion for aid in Israel, $9 billion for humanitarian assistance and $4.8 billion for allies in the Indo-Pacific. But only 19 Billion for immigration, But hey lets title the bill "immigration and border reform when that's less that 30% of the bill. Then we can try and make republicans look like they don't want "immigration and border reform " to all the simple minded people

    • @sirerkel7901
      @sirerkel7901 2 місяці тому

      Because the Republicans said they wouldn’t pass a bill on Ukraine without Israel or the border being addressed?

    • @sirerkel7901
      @sirerkel7901 2 місяці тому +4

      And the bill would’ve fixed a lot of issues with the asylum system! It was supported by the border patrol and it wasn’t ridiculous, and secondly, what I don’t understand is, what really is the issue, the only reason why the government has to support them is because the law doesn’t allow asylum seekers to work so they end up under government assistance. The country needs more workers, why not put people to work? Like so many problems would be solved if we just gave out work visas at a reasonable rate. Like genuinely how is this problem going to be resolved without either wide amnesty for illegal immigrants and just recognizing that we need their labor or mass deportation which would be a humanitarian and economic disaster. But any attempt to streamline or actually make the immigration system work is blocked. So many things are just blatantly labyrinthine and meaninglessly complicated and difficult for no real reason. A foreign PHD student or a should not have such immense difficulty trying to get a work visa and that work visa should have an easy pathway to citizenship. It shouldn’t take two decades for someone to achieve that.

    • @1DigitalFlow
      @1DigitalFlow 2 місяці тому +1

      @@sirerkel7901 Simply, no. the first problem is Liberals are using the term Asylum seeker. As you have.
      To be an asylum seeker you MUST enter through a valid port and declare yourself.
      crossing the border Illegally is not grounds for asylum.
      Wanting to live in the US is not grounds for Asylum
      Valid Asylum: Able to demonstrate that you were persecuted or have a fear of persecution in your home country due to your: Race. Religion. Nationality. Social group. Political opinion.
      Secondly they literally put terms in the bills that allow a 2 year stay for ANYONE claiming asylum. that's the dumbest thing ever. how many thousands of people would you have to track down after they don't report back after two years..
      and as I stated the entire bill is disingenuously labeled to pretend its about immigration, when 70% of the bill has nothing to do with immigration.
      They do this all the time. Example: I write a bill that is titled Save all the starving children of the world, The bill give $2 to 100 kids. and 100,000 to me to study butterflies.
      You vote against it, OMG YOU DONT WANT TO FEED CHILDREN!??!?!
      P.S. "a foreign PHD student" is not seeking asylum, and would not have a problem legally immigrating to the US

  • @juliusnovachrono7254
    @juliusnovachrono7254 2 місяці тому +5

    Damn did they double his daily cocain dosis? He can finally speak full sentences again.

    • @Joesolo13
      @Joesolo13 2 місяці тому +6

      Every time y'all watch him actually speak you go full cope and seethe because its not like the edited clips you get spoon fed normally

    • @Flyguy9
      @Flyguy9 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Joesolo13Or he only comes out of the basement once every 4 months to talk to Americans. In this case he was on some fuckin uppers

    • @Sure_You_Betcha
      @Sure_You_Betcha 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Joesolo13lol in a 12 month span he leaves the basement 3 or 4 times... And yes, they absolutely gave him something to perk him up, to hid the blatant cognitive decline hes displayed.

    • @SentientSandwich
      @SentientSandwich 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Joesolo13you can tell in his eyes that he's jacked up on something serious. I've seen more than enough of his full speeches and other gaffes to see that they have to get him seriously hopped up on stuff before he can be this coherent

    • @tylerschoen5643
      @tylerschoen5643 2 місяці тому

      @@Joesolo13well considering they found cocaine in the White House last year and Biden’s eyes are going crazy I’d say it’s not a far reach

  • @Sleetstorm
    @Sleetstorm 2 місяці тому

    If you take out the 100+ brainshart stutters, this is about the only semi-coherent minute you could have assembled.

  • @codypatton2859
    @codypatton2859 2 місяці тому +1

    This guy is going to lose this rematch so bad

  • @cosmicoindustries
    @cosmicoindustries 2 місяці тому +1

    Didn't think Biden had some smart remarks. Lol love how they included the coughs though

  • @user-us6mv8wl2d
    @user-us6mv8wl2d 2 місяці тому +1

    Great speech. I loved seeing the vision for the future and the promise to restore Roe(with the right congress). I am looking forward to 4 more years.

  • @j_4150-
    @j_4150- 2 місяці тому +1

    Its funny that what they didn't show was him calling out the supreme court for overturning Roe v Wade and constantly going after Trump and blaming things on him.

  • @IAmTheGlovenor
    @IAmTheGlovenor 2 місяці тому +1

    The cough sent me

  • @roberturt2631
    @roberturt2631 2 місяці тому

    Crazy, when you speed him up 4x he almost talks as fast as the average person

  • @noticedruid4985
    @noticedruid4985 2 місяці тому +1

    You missed the part that he went with his Democracy is under attack and compared it to WW2 and the Civil War.

  • @ericmueser6950
    @ericmueser6950 2 місяці тому

    I will never be able to go back to watching Biden un-sped-up.

  • @michaellancia45
    @michaellancia45 2 місяці тому

    All I hear is Butters voice and I’m loving it 1000% more

  • @thenarrator6363
    @thenarrator6363 2 місяці тому

    Damn, bro really summoned his inner power to make a coherent speech and it slaps. Can’t even imagine if he had been at his prime

  • @AdamCMoreno
    @AdamCMoreno 2 місяці тому

    The chipmunks voice, keeping the cough in, the speed. Well done.

  • @Antonio_Otter
    @Antonio_Otter 2 місяці тому

    Thank you President Alvin Chipmunk, America Salutes you!!

  • @long4jimshort4gabriel
    @long4jimshort4gabriel 2 місяці тому

    I lowkey thought he said “I fock with that” lmao

  • @Jacob_war
    @Jacob_war 2 місяці тому +2

    You skipped over half of it where he was just blaming his "predecessor" and the "right" for everything.

    • @pjplaysgaming367
      @pjplaysgaming367 2 місяці тому +2

      lol you should see trump speeches… he is way more radical.

    • @originalname610
      @originalname610 2 місяці тому +1

      So, just like every politician since the beginning of time?

  • @ElementalSamurai
    @ElementalSamurai 2 місяці тому

    best part was when he said, "now let me close with this" then sarcastically went, "yayyy"

  • @Systere
    @Systere 2 місяці тому

    That wasn’t horrible like I was expecting.

  • @ZgermanGuy.
    @ZgermanGuy. 2 місяці тому

    Look into an alternate Chipmunk universe

  • @caidenthecat
    @caidenthecat 2 місяці тому +1

    Man was actually coherent and it was awesome. Why couldn’t he have been president like 10 years ago when he was actually in an age where he was always like this

    • @francislongshore9121
      @francislongshore9121 2 місяці тому

      He is like that 99% of the time and in most of his speeches, you just don't watch them lol. 5 second clips of him stuttering don't accurately represent his ability to speak.

    • @caidenthecat
      @caidenthecat 2 місяці тому

      @@francislongshore9121 don’t get me wrong I am a supporter of Biden and really hate trump but he is to old to hold office they both are that being said the original statement was a joke so no need to be so defensive

  • @samschellhase8831
    @samschellhase8831 2 місяці тому

    Getting Lindsey Graham to chuckle was kinda fun